Two stepsisters uncover a bizarre conspiracy about a secret battle between the people named Joe in the world and the peo | dG1fbjZuSFZkQ2hjV2c
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00:00Right under our noses, there is a battle across cultures and vast expanses of time.
00:11And there's only one director who can expose the battle between the people named Joe and the people named Bob.
00:23Uh, just one second. Hey, are you sure that's the right...
00:31You're not going to believe this. Okay, this is so amazing. It's like earth shattering. It's awesome.
00:38Joe's vs. Bob's and Bob's vs. Joe's.
00:41There are secret meetings on both sides of the issue.
00:43We only ate at Joe restaurants and shopped at Joe-affiliated stores.
00:46You know, I'm not sure that this whole Bob-Joe thing even really exists.
00:50I believe it was Colonel Robert Barton who used to call the infant kangaroos Joeys because of their tendency to run and hide in his pouch.
00:58Hidden insults are all over the place. I mean, who wants to be a Joe S'more? What about an average Joe?
01:04An example of an anti-Bob song is when Red Red Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along.
01:08I don't think I've met a Bob that's under 45 years old because all the Joes keep taking him out.
01:13In boxing they have this term, Bob and weave.
01:16You don't bob for apples, you Joe for apples.
01:18It's going to be a documentary and I'm going to need your help.
01:21Young lady, you don't know what you are messing with.
01:25Bridget Masaros.
01:27Macy Heslett.
01:28Danny Costco.
01:30Sam Costco.
01:31Would you say that the battle between the Joes and the Bobs has torn your family apart?
01:36Oh, absolutely.
01:46Billy Bob Joe.