• 3 months ago
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00:00:30That wraps up the first edition of the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:00:43Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen and Lisa D'Onofrio of the Penn Conservative
00:00:48League for joining us today.
00:00:50We hope you'll join us every Saturday as we look at the day's top issues from all sides,
00:00:55even McCormick's whacked out lefty perspective.
00:00:58That's right.
00:00:59And Mike will continue his quest to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive.
00:01:03We've got shows coming up on Wall Street reform, calls for a national energy policy, and the
00:01:09drive for marriage equality in the Keystone State.
00:01:12Mike loves that one.
00:01:14Say I don't, Pennsylvania.
00:01:16And of course, you can follow our columns Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald.
00:01:20Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman.
00:01:22And I'm Colin McCormick on the Pulse.
00:01:27Who's your daddy?
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30So this year turned out pretty good.
00:01:34Mike, Colin, nice work.
00:01:35Okay.
00:01:36Yeah.
00:01:37It's enough.
00:01:38Enough.
00:01:39I don't need their egos any bigger.
00:01:43Now maybe you heard this.
00:01:47Print is dead.
00:01:49How about them apples?
00:01:51Christ.
00:01:52So corporate is hot for the potential synergy here.
00:01:57Swear to God if I never say that word again.
00:01:59Anyways, hints have seen the commercials.
00:02:02Tomorrow at noon, so keep spreading the word.
00:02:05Benavides, my office.
00:02:08The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend.
00:02:27Hey Amber, did you get those Medicare stats?
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55She is such a mess, I swear.
00:02:56I don't even know.
00:02:57Okay.
00:02:58Amber is a stripper name and you can't hire someone with a stripper name to produce a
00:03:05news show.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07Tell that to Steinman.
00:03:08Listen, did I see interns?
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Started yesterday.
00:03:12Can I borrow one?
00:03:13I've got a little research project and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia.
00:03:17My day okay?
00:03:20Perfect.
00:03:21Heading out.
00:03:22Gotta get to the gym.
00:03:23Maybe you could just give in to middle-aged spread like the rest of us.
00:03:26Maybe I will.
00:03:27When I'm middle-aged.
00:03:58Shit.
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00:04:27Girls, we can't afford this kind of deficit in the early going.
00:04:31Stamina was a big question mark for this young team coming into the season...
00:04:35Well there you are.
00:04:38Why is it celebrities are never on time?
00:04:41Seriously?
00:04:42You and Madona always keep me waiting.
00:04:44It's in the handbook.
00:04:45How was the screening?
00:04:47It turned out great.
00:04:50Kind of weird to see myself on TV though.
00:04:54You know you can't wait to be besieged by adoring fans.
00:04:58Got my first one today.
00:05:00Caught one of the interns checking me out.
00:05:02Kind of cute, too, Colin.
00:05:04Oh, relax.
00:05:06I like them young, but there are limits.
00:05:08Do we need to have a little talk about sexual harassment?
00:05:10You know, it's generally frowned upon.
00:05:12Shut it.
00:05:13The game's started.
00:05:14They're getting hammered.
00:05:17Yo.
00:05:18Oh, come on.
00:05:19Where's the defense?
00:05:20What, is it getting worse?
00:05:25Down 12 already, Jesus.
00:05:27Hey, welcome back.
00:05:29Please.
00:05:32I don't know that one journal article
00:05:34counts as a career renaissance.
00:05:36Always on the bright side with you.
00:05:39Yeah, it's part of my charm.
00:05:40Oh, come on.
00:05:43Harper is throwing bricks.
00:05:44They need to sit him now.
00:05:45Buh-bye.
00:05:47Easy, Prince Charming.
00:05:48Get your food before it ices over.
00:05:50Ah, see?
00:05:51I should coach.
00:05:53You're a genius.
00:05:55Hey, we should go out tonight after the game.
00:06:01We should celebrate.
00:06:02Eh.
00:06:03Stuart, when was the last time you got some?
00:06:07Let's see.
00:06:08Truman was president, so.
00:06:11No, wait, Eisenhower.
00:06:12So see, I'm good.
00:06:13You have fun.
00:06:14Oh, I will.
00:06:17Good.
00:06:17You have fun.
00:06:18Oh, I will.
00:06:41Mom.
00:06:42Mom, I can't.
00:06:45You're slurring.
00:06:46I can't understand you. He said what?
00:06:49What did he?
00:06:52I'm sure he didn't mean that. I said I'm sure
00:06:59Why don't you just call me tomorrow? No, no, I I don't want to talk to him mom. No
00:07:12Hi dad
00:07:15Yes, sir, I can tell um, just tell her I'll
00:07:21Dad
00:07:24Are you there
00:07:45I
00:07:57Yo
00:07:59Are we two or three?
00:08:01Kicked him out. Oh good. I'm starving. I let you have an extra hour
00:08:08Hey dad, what's up? Hey Tom, you see
00:08:15Oh fuck
00:08:21Colin your show. Is it on DVR?
00:08:33Alex died
00:08:35Your uncle Liam's Alex massive stroke last night. Oh
00:08:39my god
00:08:41Liam's devastated
00:08:43So
00:08:46We're gonna go out to LA just to
00:08:49Be with him help with all the arrangements
00:08:53You want me to go with
00:08:56Yeah
00:08:58Dad would really appreciate that Liam to
00:09:14I
00:09:20Feel like I was blessed to have
00:09:24And
00:09:26Now I feel blessed again because you're all here with me to celebrate his life
00:09:34My big brother Tom
00:09:37Thank You Tommy
00:09:39For giving me away when Alex finally could make an honest man
00:09:49And our precious
00:09:52Precious friends
00:09:55You know Alex's family
00:09:59They never accepted who he was and and that
00:10:05Hurt him more than you can imagine
00:10:08But you all of you
00:10:14You were his family
00:10:32Very nice to meet you. I
00:10:34Want you to think about it I will I promise
00:10:40Search committee at UCLA, I know crazy, right you boys. Don't miss your plane. Love you dad. Love you, son
00:10:49Stu thanks for coming out. Of course. You look very handsome Stuart. Thanks
00:11:01After 50 years
00:11:05Have we missed out
00:11:07That's a dangerous question. What color is the car? I mean growing up. I wanted to be just like my dad, you know
00:11:13devoted wife couple of kids
00:11:16When I realized I was gay, I guess I thought of family just wasn't in the cards, please
00:11:21you're not the marrying kind you're more of a
00:11:23slut
00:11:25Shut it. I
00:11:27mean, yeah, but
00:11:30And don't forget all that spunk you sold for beer money at Yale you're a father check it off Stuart
00:11:36Jesus, you're not what?
00:11:40You make it impossible sometimes are we talking actual feelings here do we do not if you can help it
00:11:48Okay, I'm listening
00:11:55Hmm who's your daddy?
00:12:00Just
00:12:02Give me the keys
00:12:14I'll tell you why Pat the Bible very clearly tells us that marriage is between a man and a woman and it is a sacred
00:12:21Covenant the Bible also very clearly tells us that homosexuality is an abomination and that is the word
00:12:30What the fuck the Reverend Irvin Lockwood Amber booked him for the show on marriage equality, of course she did I
00:12:39Come bearing intern
00:12:44Why are you lurking like that come on in here
00:12:50Come on
00:12:51He's not gonna bite
00:12:53Colin McCormick
00:12:55Thaddeus bloom, it's tea goes by tea. Nice to meet you tea
00:13:00Sure showed me your sample some of the strongest student writing. I've ever read really you liked it. That's wow
00:13:07Okay, this one won't stop talking about you Colin this Colin that you think you were Justin Bieber
00:13:13It's Bieber Char
00:13:16not beaver
00:13:18Whatever figured, you know
00:13:20All right, my shit comes first capisce, yes, ma'am
00:13:25Can you fucking believe this
00:13:31Okay
00:13:32So are you familiar with Reverend Irvin Lockwood? Yes, sir. Perhaps means we'll watch him every Sunday. Oh, you're not a
00:13:39No, sir. The reverends not too fond of us homosexuals. I kind of hate him
00:13:45well, we need to stay objective here, but
00:13:49There are rumors I'm sure you've heard the mistress the mistress that's the devil's time talking. So he says
00:13:57No one's ever been able to connect the dots
00:13:59But I thought if we gathered all the various sources that do exist we can see all the dots it was right
00:14:07This guy calls himself a defender of marriage if he's screwing around. I want to nail him on it
00:14:13We have a month see what you can find. Yes, sir. Oh
00:14:16T um
00:14:18This whole sir thing. It's killing me. Just Colin, please. Yes it
00:14:25Colin
00:14:27I
00:14:42Crap traffic was Oh
00:14:46Looking for Colin. He's in Miss Miyake's office
00:14:50Thanks, I
00:14:52I
00:14:55Still think you're too ugly for TV the makeup helps you're still wearing it, you know, it kind of makes me feel pretty
00:15:04Great show guys. Good night, Medicare
00:15:13Admit it Mike you hired her for her tits
00:15:17Cormac please. There's a lady present. Fuck that answer the question
00:15:23Hey, Stu. Hey, sir
00:15:27Michael Stu man
00:15:29Game starts in 20 and I don't want to have to chase people from our seats. Did you get my message? Oh shit
00:15:34We were taping so I turned off my phone
00:15:36All right, ladies better go wash this makeup off. So the wife doesn't think McCormick's giving me the gay
00:15:48You guys even read his columns
00:15:52So who's that in your office T short for Thaddeus he's an intern what's this about an interview UCLA?
00:15:59They're flying me out for some meetings end of next week
00:16:03So you applied
00:16:05Well, it seemed like such a long shot
00:16:08You don't think I should huh? Oh, no, it's just I
00:16:12mean, they're a big deal, right I
00:16:16Thought you're over high-pressure academia, I don't know
00:16:2015 years. Maybe I can handle the political bullshit now that I'm older. Yeah, but you're happy here, right?
00:16:35Avoiding the question perpetually
00:16:50You
00:17:04How do you fix that I've had three different IT guys in here McCormick
00:17:09I got a bail on the game little Mike's been puking all day and the wife's in a mood. Is he? All right?
00:17:15Yeah, he's fine. He's a kid. He eats bugs, you know
00:17:20Did you eat bugs and I don't think so me either
00:17:27Hey any interest in catching a basketball game
00:17:38I still can't believe you spent two years at UNC and never went to a single game
00:17:45Here let me
00:17:46It still has the stickers on it. That's hip-hop man leaving the stickers on that's ridiculous
00:17:52Well, at least break in the brim a little no, that's my hat. I paid for it
00:17:58Yo
00:18:04So, how's it going
00:18:09That bad, huh? No, no, no, no that good. Hey, love me
00:18:14Really? Well, you don't have to sound so surprised
00:18:23Which was
00:18:24surreal
00:18:26That's great
00:18:29I'm just touring the campus and I get hit on by this cute professor from the history department
00:18:34Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something
00:18:36Did you just say the universe? Oh
00:18:40God one day and I'm already talking like them
00:18:43Mentioned kale and I'm sending out a rescue party
00:18:47Now listen, I'm meeting history department for a drink
00:18:54Tomorrow is meetings meetings meetings and then some big dinner thing, but I'll call when I can
00:18:59Okay. Talk to you then Gladys
00:19:08Something wrong. Hmm. Oh
00:19:10No, no just
00:19:15Stew
00:19:19Another round
00:19:21A
00:19:38Half an hour north of Asheville, Tennessee line sounds rustic. Yeah, you know, I grew up right here Carnegie Mellon faculty brass
00:19:46I
00:19:48Think somebody look at that ball control. Come on
00:19:51How can you not love basketball?
00:19:54Why because I'm black
00:19:58Shut it
00:19:59Jackass because you're from North Carolina
00:20:02Dean Smith coach K Michael fucking Jordan pops wasn't too big on extracurriculars took too much time out of Bible study
00:20:11Wait seriously, yes, sir
00:20:16Stop
00:20:19Wow, so your dad's
00:20:22pretty religious
00:20:24I was raised by my grandparents, but yeah
00:20:28Pentecostal you know snakes or nothing people always ask about that, but
00:20:33still pretty hardcore
00:20:36Are your parents?
00:20:38Yeah in a car wreck. I was three. I don't remember anything. I'm sorry
00:20:46So
00:20:47Does your grandfather?
00:20:49Know you're gay. Oh
00:20:51Yeah
00:20:52He caught me my best friend
00:20:55You know, oh
00:21:00He used to pray over me like a lot out Satan leave this boy
00:21:06It's pretty intense. I
00:21:09Told him I was healed once but then he caught us again
00:21:16I
00:21:23Program is great. I just transferred
00:21:27Gay, I'm black. I talk different
00:21:31Gotta be tough. No, everyone's super nice. Just I
00:21:35Don't know sometimes I feel like I'm a pet alien or something
00:21:39phone home
00:21:42What
00:21:44That alien like ET Oh
00:21:47like the movie
00:21:49I've never really seen it. Oh, we didn't come on with Elliot and ET and what's-her-name drew barrymore the bicycle chase
00:21:57They start flying. No, it sounds cool. That's from the 80s, right? Oh
00:22:03Shit, never mind. Oh
00:22:07So you feel like an alien
00:22:10But do you think your classmates really view you that way or is that oh
00:22:15I'm sorry. What? Oh, I don't mean to grill you hazard of the job. Every conversation is an interview. You'll see
00:22:25What's your favorite color
00:22:27my
00:22:28I'm practicing my interview skills
00:22:30favorite color
00:22:32That's your opening question favorite color
00:22:35Wow, I smell a Pulitzer favorite color blue
00:22:40Cats or dogs neither
00:22:44It's not that I don't like them. I just can't be around them allergic me too
00:22:48Like I start swelling up and I can't stop sneezing
00:22:52exactly
00:22:55Hang on I got it
00:23:09Oh
00:23:22Sorry about that
00:23:28I've enjoyed hanging out with you Thaddeus bloom can't be too
00:23:39Oh
00:23:49Shit
00:23:53Did I know it's oh
00:23:57Shit what the fuck am I?
00:24:01Fuck don't oh fuck. What is wrong with me? I mean, no listen
00:24:07See this is my fault. I'm sorry. You're an intern. It's okay. No T. It's not you should go
00:24:13What just go forget Lockwood. We shouldn't be
00:24:17No, just stay away from me. I mean it stay away
00:24:36You
00:25:06I
00:25:08I
00:25:35Couldn't figure out the coffee maker
00:25:39Yeah, it took me a week the manuals like war and peace
00:25:46Did you shower now I have to change before work anyway, I shower at the dorm
00:25:52Dorm Oh Christ
00:25:57T um
00:26:00Listen
00:26:02Last night I
00:26:05I think this might be place is really cool. Oh
00:26:12Yeah, thanks
00:26:21Just like grandma me
00:26:34I
00:26:45This is professor Stuart Wisniewski, and this is my personal voicemail if you're calling about office hours, please
00:27:04I
00:27:34I
00:27:52Love this brings back memories
00:27:56Never mind
00:27:59Fine when I was a senior in high school used to fool around with this guy on the fourth floor Kevin
00:28:05Kevin shit, I don't think I ever knew his last name. Oh, gee, that's real classy. Mr. Role model. Oh
00:28:13Wait, yeah, you have to wait a minute
00:28:16T don't worry about it. You should have seen how messy I was in college drove stew nuts. No, just wait here. Okay?
00:28:23Okay
00:28:24What room?
00:28:26313 all right
00:28:35I
00:28:53Okay, you can you can come in
00:29:05Wow
00:29:09Stew would approve
00:29:12Well, I always had to clean my room or else
00:29:21Why'd you transfer
00:29:25Just distance as in you needed some
00:29:34T why do you have this pops in it? Why would you keep it?
00:29:48Babe
00:29:56Yep, this is going
00:30:04Oh
00:30:34Oh
00:31:04Like all of the rest
00:31:23You're early oh
00:31:24Yeah, I got a flight out this morning, but now I can't find my key. I need to get the spare. Oh
00:31:31Right
00:31:33Hey, that smells good. Have you got enough for two?
00:31:35The airline charged me eight bucks for a so-called snack box containing the most baffling assortment of crap. Uh, no
00:31:43Sorry
00:31:46So it turns out this trip is a fucking waste of time shocker I thought it was going well, ah, it was going well until I
00:31:56Hello not enough for two, okay
00:32:00Sorry, oh
00:32:02My god, you're blushing. I am NOT
00:32:05Look at you. You're blushing. Who is it? How do I not know this?
00:32:11Shit you have to go
00:32:19Okay, but you've got a promise to go easy
00:32:26It's tea
00:32:30No the intern come on, I don't know Jesus Colin, you know, your little fetish for post-collegiates is bad enough
00:32:37But come on, he's a fetus. I know I know but
00:32:41he's
00:32:42smart and
00:32:44Kind of fascinating. He's got this totally fucked up background. I mean fucked up
00:32:51Look why don't you stay for dinner talk to him and you'll see
00:32:56Or you can tell me that I'm crazy because seriously, I mean I feel like a teenager here well that makes two of you
00:33:08He's 21
00:33:10Colin he is an employee. Okay, technically he doesn't report to me. He's Shars intern
00:33:16Really? That's what you're going with. I
00:33:18Can't decide if this is funny or just pathetic nice
00:33:21Well, I'll try but I make no promises
00:33:29Hey
00:33:33T you remember Stu he's gonna be joining us for dinner. Oh
00:33:41You're shitting me. Oh, I shit you not cut his fingernails during the interview
00:33:47What an asshole. Well, he was Hal Tate's roommate
00:33:50Asshole, well, he was Hal Tate's roommate at Princeton. So so that explains it who?
00:33:55Doesn't matter
00:33:56You know, I'd actually forgotten about that. Hal Tate was Stuart's mentor when he taught at Georgetown
00:34:01So isn't that a good thing?
00:34:03Stu started getting more attention and Tate did we got into a pissing contest and his dick was bigger. Okay moving on
00:34:12Anyway, it's beside the point because they're also talking to Patricia Braxton the hall
00:34:16Who
00:34:19Stuart I'm not even sure who that is the black and Coulter Oh
00:34:25her
00:34:26She's a piece of work. She is appalling but she's smart and she is a diversity wet dream. Can I use the computer?
00:34:34I'm sorry, babe. We just had a lot to catch up on. That's okay. Can I use it?
00:34:39You didn't like the cacciatore no, I'm not that hungry
00:34:43Want me to make you a sandwich? No, I'm good
00:34:48Think the laptops by the bed
00:35:00Want me to make you a sandwich shut it
00:35:13You
00:35:43You
00:36:13You
00:36:43Oh
00:37:08Sorry
00:37:14You
00:37:21What are you saying man your anti-gay marriage, no, I'm not saying that at all, but let's be honest
00:37:27It's a tradition designed to foster procreation in a specific way with a dominant husband and a subservient wife
00:37:33So how is that a useful model for homosexual relationships not even straight people by that shit anymore
00:37:39There are legal rights to come with a marriage it's not just about procreation there's no fertility requirement sterile people can still get married
00:37:46Oh it I wish they would
00:37:48We're being treated differently under the law
00:37:50Civil rights now there. I agree with you marriage may be a farce, but we should have equal access to it
00:37:55I would just like to argue you're catching on
00:37:59Whatever. I gotta pee. Well, golly. Thanks for the update
00:38:03I
00:38:07Can tell you like him well, let's not get carried away
00:38:13Fine he is very bright for a sixth grader happy delighted
00:38:22Is that all he's eating wasting bacon that's just wrong
00:38:29Showtime babe
00:38:33I
00:38:43Might Steinman and I'm Colin McCormick and this is the Pittsburgh Pulse. Thanks for sharing your Saturday with us this week
00:38:50We're taking a closer look at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania
00:38:54Is it for real or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking like Mike's gym?
00:38:59Membership exactly our guests today are Patti Hickenlooper executive director of the Green States Initiative and
00:39:07Republican State Senator George Winston, but first, let's take a look
00:39:29You
00:39:34There you are
00:39:37T it's okay, you know, you can use it
00:39:42Can't sleep again
00:39:48So, what have we got here you're looking at porn aren't you?
00:39:57Hey, where did you get that picture
00:39:59You friended my dad
00:40:02Your account was logged on I just kind of tea that's not you talk about him. He sounds really cool
00:40:16Yeah, I'm lucky I know
00:40:25God I
00:40:28Was so young
00:40:31I'm so proud of that fish dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white
00:40:37What else we have in here?
00:40:40Wow, it's after one state championship junior year. I
00:40:49Love that one. It's doing me Commencement Day. See he does smile
00:40:58Oh
00:41:01That's
00:41:03Christmas in Aspen
00:41:0596
00:41:0697 does it say why stew there?
00:41:10he
00:41:11Usually does the holidays with my folks
00:41:14his dad's a
00:41:16Marine super conservative and an asshole
00:41:21plus
00:41:22his mom kind of drinks
00:41:24I
00:41:27Wish you guys were never
00:41:29no, I
00:41:31Mean we fooled around at some in college, but no
00:41:38He's my best friend
00:41:46Okay, I need to get some sleep
00:41:54Maybe just get some
00:42:25You
00:42:27You
00:42:52Can we go now come on babe
00:42:57You
00:43:05So maybe you could help me prep on the constitutional arguments, yeah sure I can pull some stuff together I could do
00:43:13Thanks, babe, but I think this is more stews bailiwick
00:43:17Chipotle maple syrup that's perverse. No, it's just different. Try it
00:43:24TV hey
00:43:33And you such a hottie why thank you gorgeous
00:43:40You keep giving that Steinman how I will I promise
00:43:48Who's your daddy
00:43:51Is the irony of that completely lost on you, huh
00:43:58Shut it, I
00:43:59Mean, I will concede he's not your usual frat boy type, but I'm not used to your little conquests hanging around like this Stewart
00:44:07He's not a little conquest. I
00:44:10Really think I I
00:44:14Don't know
00:44:16Maybe the Greeks were on to something
00:44:19You know that older younger thing
00:44:22Please those stories never ended. Well, someone is always stabbing out. Their eyes are getting chained to a rock
00:44:27Just ease up a bit
00:44:30please
00:44:31fine
00:44:36Does he look thin to you Oh God
00:44:42There is no such thing as a gay child if a young person tells you that what they are saying is they have embraced
00:44:50Satan you do not love that you do not accept that you cannot accept that you must fight the devil and you must make that
00:44:57Young person understand the evil
00:45:02Okay, so
00:45:06Okay, so
00:45:09So
00:45:12We take tomorrow
00:45:14What have we got? I pulled a bunch of stuff, but it's all variations on the same thing
00:45:19Damn
00:45:21There's this room in the Enquirer. No, I don't think we want to go down that route shit
00:45:26Well, we tried
00:45:27Colin I'm sorry. Hey
00:45:30Don't worry. You did great. Really? Maybe there's a reason no one can
00:45:35tea
00:45:36I'm heading out now. Don't stay too late. We were just
00:45:40Doing some stuff for tomorrow's pulse episode. Yeah, okay
00:45:46He's not working you too hard. Is he no ma'am
00:45:51All righty, then good night have a good night
00:46:07Tree
00:46:09Jesus baby
00:46:12We just we need to be more careful here, okay
00:46:17Okay
00:46:19My place is we'll go for a run
00:46:37Oh
00:46:46Sorry
00:46:48Didn't see it fucking wrap on a leash. Damn. I really scraped it. I'll get the peroxide
00:46:58Stewart what Oh Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
00:47:02Ding dong
00:47:04Holy crap
00:47:06You should put some peroxide on that. No
00:47:09Why are you in such a tizzy?
00:47:11She said no who Braxton Hall at the last minute decided she didn't want to make her kids change school or something
00:47:17So does that mean they just called?
00:47:22Wow, that's
00:47:25Well done my friend. Congratulations
00:47:28T
00:47:29Congratulations are in order Stewart got the job
00:47:31Really that's awesome. When do you go? I
00:47:35Haven't actually said yes
00:47:37you
00:47:38Honestly, I I thought it was a lost cause I told them I'd have to think about it
00:47:45What do you think I should do you're asking me yeah
00:47:49Well, I'll tell you what we're going to dinner at Pablo's why don't you come with and ow
00:47:55Oh
00:47:57Babe careful, please. Sorry all done
00:48:03Colin I could really use your advice on this to see if
00:48:06Could you take a rain check on dinner just this once? No
00:48:10Seriously Colin
00:48:12Jesus
00:48:15Fine how's this Stu? Let's go grab a drink talk it through and then
00:48:21T can join for dinner great. What's my time allotment?
00:48:28Babe would it be okay if whatever I got some stuff I can do with the dorm. You sure?
00:48:35Yeah
00:48:36Okay
00:48:37Thanks. Come here
00:48:46Did you see that look he just shot me
00:48:49You're being too sensitive, uh-huh, he's
00:48:56He's not sleeping
00:48:59Thing he's just tired
00:49:01Well, then get him some ambient or better yet a shrink because I'm telling you there is something not right about this kid
00:49:06Look, I know T's a little intense. I'm not an idiot
00:49:10But I like the fact that he needs me
00:49:14But I feel I can take care of him well, that's just sweet but don't you feel like it's called empathy Stuart
00:49:20I know it's not your thing
00:49:22Not my thing. Don't you get tired of it?
00:49:26Keeping the world at arm's length. That's what you do, you know, so this is about me. Yeah, it is
00:49:32Cuz you can't stand the fact that I found someone someone I actually care about you know
00:49:37Why because it means you might actually have to find your own life instead of glomming on the mine
00:49:42You think that I oh
00:49:45My god, your ego is just
00:49:49Fuck you. Fuck you. Just fuck you. I am out of here
00:49:58Enjoy your empathy, you know, I'm right
00:50:11You
00:50:41You
00:51:11You
00:51:24Hey amber is Colin and hello. Yeah. Hi. So is he what?
00:51:30Hey, buddy
00:51:34I'm amber Fletcher. We spoke on the phone. Well, the pleasure is all mine
00:51:38Hi
00:51:40I'm Irvin Lockwood. Hi, I'm gay he in his office. I
00:51:46Am so sorry about that
00:51:48He's not with the show
00:51:50Please follow me. Yeah, I
00:51:54Don't know what I'm supposed to do with this now you couldn't make bullet points. Yeah, well, excuse me for being thorough we got
00:52:01Calm down T. Just read it
00:52:03Okay
00:52:07Stu can you give us a second?
00:52:11Yeah
00:52:16T
00:52:19What is this did you see what he says about a pussy where did you get this this is Lockwood's personal email
00:52:25Where did you get it? Somebody give this to you?
00:52:28Holy shit
00:52:30T don't they teach you ethics we can't use this but that's enough I
00:52:36Can't deal with this right now
00:52:43What the hell was that all about don't okay just don't
00:53:00Hey, I
00:53:09Barely pushed them. No, no, I don't think you should move them. Hey, that boy was out of control. You saw
00:53:17Babe it'll be okay
00:53:30I
00:54:00I
00:54:30I
00:55:00Oh
00:55:15No, it's a phone and computer or password protected and
00:55:20Anyway, I don't think they're very big correspondents
00:55:25Listen Colin, I'm I'm gonna come get you
00:55:30Some tests before they'll release them. We'll just have it back to my place. Okay, but Colin I
00:55:54Easy I'm fine
00:55:56Yeah
00:55:59Hey, hey, give me a hand fine sit down
00:56:12He's got a concussion look after him I gotta pay the cab
00:56:26Yeah, I
00:56:44Think I get it. I
00:56:47Really think I do I mean
00:56:50I've barely spoken to my father in almost 20 years, you know, and before that well
00:57:00So I understand
00:57:04Growing up without that connection it hurts. I know
00:57:09What do you want
00:57:15He has to know fuck you
00:57:18T you have got to tell him tell who what?
00:57:24Colin I'm just going to
00:57:30Why are you upsetting him?
00:57:40Everything's okay. We just have to talk
00:57:47That's all righty, right
00:57:58Gee
00:58:13Is there something you need to tell me
00:58:18I
00:58:21Baby it's okay
00:58:27You know, you can tell me anything
00:58:48You
00:59:15What is this
00:59:18When
00:59:21You donated
00:59:23You gave them permission to release your identity to any results. I
00:59:28Know but why I
00:59:32Mean oh
00:59:42My god
00:59:44Did your mom
00:59:52Are you oh
01:00:00God oh
01:00:02God what have we done? Don't get the fuck off me. He's calm. He's my son
01:00:11And you know
01:00:14Let me fuck you. I thought it was worth it worth. What are you insane God?
01:00:21Get him out of here when I get back I want both of you gone. Oh
01:00:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stop that see damn
01:00:44Oh
01:01:14You
01:01:44Oh
01:01:59Colin
01:02:14Oh
01:02:30Colin
01:02:44Oh
01:03:14Oh
01:03:44Oh
01:04:02Waited my whole life, you know
01:04:11My dad
01:04:15I
01:04:18Just wanted to be near so why didn't you just tell him before I didn't know how he'd react
01:04:29He didn't need to know who I was
01:04:34Just
01:04:38Wanted him to like me
01:04:41I was going so good, you know working together
01:04:50Then he kissed me and got all freaked out I thought I could just
01:04:58But
01:05:06Jesus
01:05:08It's all fucked up, isn't it?
01:05:15Yeah, it is it's it's pretty fucked up
01:05:29I want you to talk to someone
01:05:33Professional okay
01:05:35I
01:05:40Mean it. Do you need me to help you find someone or they got him at student health?
01:05:48Good
01:06:06Oh
01:06:09Colin listen, um Christ you better come to the conference room now, okay
01:06:24Make here this is just this isn't necessary step. That's what this is
01:06:30I
01:06:34Mr. McCormick, thank you. Please sir. Take a seat
01:06:42So Colin this here is mr. Hanson from legal apparently we got a situation here
01:06:54Save it out. I
01:06:57I quit. Mr. McCormick. We're only proposing a suspension
01:07:17These are yours Colin you can keep them if you want. Yeah
01:07:22Come in
01:07:25Please I could use the comedy packing is so fucking boring
01:07:33Do you want something to drink got any beer? Oh, I I can look
01:07:45Colin I'm pretty sure this bowl
01:07:51You
01:08:06Where did you come from?
01:08:09The moment we met
01:08:13You had me spinning when you took my hand
01:08:20You
01:08:22Caught me off guard but fast as you came then you would go you string me along
01:08:29with your
01:08:31empty promises
01:08:33You just keep
01:08:37No
01:08:41You keep
01:08:43Hey
01:08:55You gotta let me go
01:09:13I
01:09:43Oh
01:10:13Oh
01:10:26Colin what the fuck
01:10:34Your voicemail is full you don't answer email are you
01:10:43Colin I don't know what to do here. Nobody's asking you to do anything go back to LA
01:11:13So
01:11:16T's gotten himself expelled pills and some
01:11:22Altercations
01:11:34The social worker thinks he needs some inpatient treatment and I can't stomach them shipping him off to that whack job grandfather, so
01:11:44The UCLA medical has a program we're on the six o'clock tomorrow morning
01:11:54The way he would look at me
01:12:03What
01:12:05He would look at me like
01:12:10He wanted to consume me
01:12:14And I wanted that I wanted
01:12:18Something
01:12:21More but I got it wrong. He wanted a father
01:12:25He needed me to be a father and I made how and you didn't know I knew it was wrong on some level
01:12:31I knew it wasn't what he wanted, but he let it happen
01:12:36and
01:12:37You can't take that on yourself
01:12:43You
01:12:47He made a choice
01:12:50He got scared and he made a fucked-up choice that we were all gonna have to find some way to live with
01:12:57Especially T. Who are you I
01:13:02Don't get it you're being so gentle with him. I
01:13:08Don't know
01:13:11He's a good kid
01:13:14Incredibly fucked up, but
01:13:19He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know
01:13:24And I remember what that felt like
01:13:28How alone I felt until
01:13:36Anyway
01:13:38I
01:13:41Yep
01:13:45Listen I need to make sure he's packed and ready to go
01:13:49He's staying with me at the hotel tonight. I know he'd love to see you
01:13:52I can't call it you have got to know I don't I really don't
01:14:03You are
01:14:06You're unbelievable
01:14:09Not everything is easy, you know life I
01:14:12Know you've managed to go 40 odd years without having to face that little fact, but I never expected this
01:14:20Things get shitty and you just quit
01:14:24Really
01:14:27Who are you
01:14:35You
01:15:05You
01:15:35Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times-Herald until next time I'm Mike Steinman, and I'm Colin McCormick on the pulse
01:15:46And I'm Colin McCormick on the and I'm Colin McCormick on the pulse
01:15:55And I'm Colin McCormick
01:16:05You
01:16:35You
01:17:06Hey there, this is Ken check from KCLA news. Listen, we were impressed with your reel and the timing couldn't have been better
01:17:12We've got something coming up pretty quick. So give me a call as soon as possible and I'll fill you in on the details
01:17:16Okay, look forward to talking to you. My number is three two, three five two six
01:17:35You
01:17:46Mr. McCormack
01:17:48Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues and
01:17:53Well, frankly a little heads up would have been appreciated
01:17:57I would like to really discuss this with tea beforehand
01:18:00you understand this is
01:18:03Complicated yeah
01:18:08Yeah, it is
01:18:11We have a group session starting shortly, I'll ask you keep it simple today just
01:18:17stick to the basics just
01:18:21Reconnect and then perhaps you can come back tomorrow for a more in-depth session. Would that work? I'll follow your lead here
01:18:30Thank you
01:18:32I'll be right back
01:18:59You're here
01:19:02I
01:19:05Am
01:19:09I'm glad
01:19:12You
01:19:29Hello, oh
01:19:31Is this are you looking for Stuart? Yeah. Can I tell him?
01:19:35You're Colin, right? I
01:19:37Am you are Paul. Hi. Hey, who is it?
01:19:45Well now
01:19:48Surprised you think
01:19:51Paul this is Colin. I recognized him. He did so
01:20:00I'm not interrupting. Am I? No, no, not at all. Actually you are saving me
01:20:06Stewart is determined to make me a basketball fan and it is not taking you're not trying
01:20:13Whatever. I listen I should really I should be working on my lesson plans. Anyway, so why don't I leave you two boys to catch up?
01:20:19You sure? Of course
01:20:21Okay. Thanks, son. Yeah
01:20:24I'll call you later. That's perfect
01:20:26It's nice to meet you
01:20:29Likewise
01:20:37So
01:20:44Was that history department
01:20:50Seems like a good guy. Yes
01:20:55Does he live here no, but
01:21:00He is a good guy oh
01:21:02Oh my
01:21:21So, what are you doing here?
01:21:26I've been a jackass. I am NOT gonna argue
01:21:33You okay
01:21:36Getting there. Yeah
01:21:40Good
01:21:44He's doing better I can get you the number of the I already saw him we're gonna
01:21:52Keep talking
01:22:03Stewart
01:22:11Why did why did you move to Pittsburgh?
01:22:18Jesus God, it was 15 years ago. I can't that's where the job was
01:22:24I
01:22:31Okay, no
01:22:36The shitstorm at Georgetown wore me out and I missed my friend
01:22:50I missed you, too
01:22:55I know I never said that we're masters and not saying we're pathetic. I'm
01:23:02pathetic
01:23:05So, let me say this
01:23:15Having you in my life has meant the world to me
01:23:20You
01:23:25You're my family
01:23:35She bastard, you know, I feel the same way our son has some issues
01:23:50So I've got a meeting with the CW affiliate here
01:23:55They're looking for a weekend anchor
01:23:59You think I might like, California
01:24:06Yeah, I do I do
01:24:11What are we married now, oh shut it I'm spoken for
01:24:20I
01:24:38Feel
01:24:43Yeah
01:24:47Well
01:24:50I
01:24:52I
01:24:54I
01:25:15Had my back close the door my hands are open
01:25:21I'm letting go
01:25:25I
01:25:27Feels like I've been sleeping way too long
01:25:32No, my time has gone
01:25:45Now you're moving
01:25:54Everything
01:26:09Me
01:26:16Feels so small
01:26:19And it don't feel like home
01:26:24I
01:26:28Try to get it broken down
01:26:31Feeling so low in this crowd
01:26:47And I'm still strong
01:26:54I
01:27:16Starting today
01:27:22There is
01:27:24That's burning me
01:27:28Sometimes the truth is hard to believe
01:27:43I have everything
01:27:49I got nothing
01:27:54God
01:28:09Me
01:28:24I
01:28:33Me
01:28:38Everything