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00:04:29Well, I did say I would reveal some of those secrets tonight, did I not?
00:04:43Let's give it up for Miss Gertrude Camelton one last time, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:52So much.
00:04:59Well, hold on to your hats, because I have so much more in store for you tonight, the likes
00:05:09of which you have never seen before.
00:05:29Great show, Augustus, man, you really know how to think on your feet, sir.
00:05:34That's show business.
00:05:36So how'd we do?
00:05:37We're just well, compared to most nights, but if that fella was right, it's not enough.
00:05:44No, we're not done yet.
00:05:51Billy, when does the pawnbroker close?
00:05:55You got a half hour?
00:06:00Give me a half hour, and we'll be right as rain.
00:06:02Alright.
00:06:25You'll fetch a pretty penny.
00:06:35Mr. Semprini, it's Gertrude from before.
00:06:40Marvelous show, very entertaining, but I seem to have misplaced something very important
00:06:45to me, and I was hoping you might help me recover it.
00:06:48Hello, Curti.
00:06:49Pleasure to see you again.
00:06:50You said you lost something?
00:06:51Yes.
00:06:52A brooch with jewels embedded in the design.
00:06:53If I could just have a look around.
00:06:54I haven't seen it.
00:06:55I was wearing it when I first came in, and then I went on stage, and with all the commotion,
00:06:56it seems to have gone missing.
00:06:57It would just take a moment.
00:06:58Perhaps another time.
00:06:59I really must be going.
00:07:00I'm already running late.
00:07:01For what?
00:07:02The pawn.
00:07:03I mean, a pawn.
00:07:04An appointment.
00:07:05Magic business.
00:07:06None of your concern.
00:07:07You see, I really can't go home without it.
00:07:18It's a very important piece of family jewelry, and I can't bear the thought that I may have
00:07:22lost it.
00:07:23Or that, perhaps, you may have taken it from me.
00:07:27Madam, I will not stand there.
00:07:30Listen, you dime store hack.
00:07:32You've been caught out.
00:07:33Just return the brooch, and I'll say nothing of it.
00:07:36I never, and even if someone had taken such a gaudy piece of jewelry, I'm pretty sure
00:07:41they're putting it to better use.
00:07:44I demand you return it at once!
00:07:49Magic business, huh?
00:08:06O
00:08:16FIGHT WICKED WAYS YOU LOSE
00:08:19TO TitLE
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00:08:26WE
00:08:27I
00:08:28Don't kill the wolf.
00:08:58Don't kill the wolf.
00:09:28Don't kill the wolf.
00:09:47Hey!
00:09:50Hey there!
00:09:51Oh, oh, Christy, uh, didn't see you there.
00:09:58Well, well, the dance, uh, well, I mean, I'll probably go.
00:10:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:51Oh, oh, oh.
00:10:58Are you OK?
00:11:01I...
00:11:05Sorry.
00:11:07It's fine, I just...
00:11:21All right, basketball today. Chase, Toby, team captains. Everybody else, line up.
00:11:34Eli. Isaac. Hudson. Zeke. Reed. Zane. John.
00:11:50Hunter. Wyatt. Brazos. Charlie. Okay.
00:12:05And so, in conclusion, there truly is no physical analogy we can make to understand what goes on inside atoms.
00:12:11Atoms, as John Gribben once said, behave like atoms, nothing else.
00:12:20And with that, I'll open the floor to questions.
00:12:31Ms. Weaver?
00:12:37Ms. Weaver? No soliciting.
00:12:39None whatsoever.
00:12:40I was reviewing your term paper.
00:12:54Ms. Biochemical Influences on Organic Solidarity?
00:13:11Ms. The very same. Look, if you're going to plagiarize, you have to pick less complex topics.
00:13:16Ms. I'm sorry?
00:13:17Ms. The language. The theoretical conjecture. None of this reads like an eighth grader wrote it.
00:13:24Ms. It's simply a byproduct of hours of personal study. If you cross-reference...
00:13:29Ms. I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but I'll have to write you up if you can't own up to it.
00:13:34Ms. I wrote it myself, I swear!
00:13:36Ms. Look at what your classmates are writing about.
00:13:39Ms. How the moon affects tides.
00:13:44Ms. Photosynthesis and me.
00:13:47Ms. And then I hop over here to...
00:13:50Ms. Biochemical Influences on Organic Solidarity.
00:13:55Ms. I don't even know what that means.
00:13:58Ms. If you bothered to read my paper, maybe you would find out.
00:14:01Ms. It is not my fault the entire class shares one communal brain cell.
00:14:04Ms. Maybe you should borrow it sometime.
00:14:06Ms. That'll do it.
00:14:08Ms. What?
00:14:09Ms. What is that?
00:14:10Ms. A drawer full of none of your business.
00:14:13Ms. Now get out of here, you'll be late for your next class.
00:14:18Ms. It's infuriating.
00:14:24Ms. She wouldn't be treating me like this if I wasn't a kid.
00:14:27Ms. Yeah, weaver's mean to everybody.
00:14:29Ms. This is different, Jack. You know what I mean.
00:14:31Ms. Tommy J, you say I have to read this book before.
00:14:33Ms. Farley?
00:14:34Ms. I'm not saying this is what you did.
00:14:35Ms. The monkey pie kid?
00:14:36Ms. No, that's Tommy C.
00:14:37Ms. Guys!
00:14:38Ms. Weaver can't handle how smart you are.
00:14:40Ms. At least you're not being picked dead last in gym class for being too short.
00:14:44Ms. Try humiliating yourself in front of the girl with your dreams.
00:14:46Ms. Then you'll go crawling back to being picked last in gym.
00:14:49Ms. They didn't pass the ball to me.
00:14:50Ms. Once!
00:14:51Ms. We'll show them all when we're older.
00:14:53Ms. Can't happen soon enough.
00:14:54Ms. Look on the bright side, lover boy.
00:14:56Ms. At least today can't get any worse.
00:14:58Ms. What?!
00:14:59Ms. Mom!
00:15:00Ms. No!
00:15:01Ms. It's last minute, but it's just for the weekend.
00:15:02Ms. Who schedules a business meeting on Halloween?
00:15:04Ms. Trick or treating!
00:15:05Ms. The dance, Mom!
00:15:06Ms. I know, but I'm sorry guys.
00:15:08Ms. This could make a huge difference for us.
00:15:10Ms. I have to go.
00:15:11Ms. But do we have to stay with Grandma Finerman?
00:15:13Ms. I'm old enough to watch all three of us.
00:15:15Ms. Yes and no.
00:15:17Ms. But her TV's like this small!
00:15:19Ms. And she has no internet.
00:15:21Ms. The warden's spoken, guys.
00:15:23Ms. Let's go get packed.
00:15:25Ms. Thanks, Jack.
00:15:28Ms. How bad is it?
00:15:30Ms. That's nothing you need to worry about.
00:15:35Ms. Mom, are we going to lose the house?
00:15:39Ms. No.
00:15:45Ms. We worked way too hard to let that happen, right?
00:15:50Ms. Okay.
00:15:51Ms. Get packed.
00:15:52Ms. Wheels up in ten.
00:15:53Ms. Okay?
00:15:54Ms. Let's go.
00:15:55Ms. Let's go.
00:15:56Ms. You're back!
00:16:22Ms. I was beginning to worry.
00:16:24I can't just zap myself everywhere anymore.
00:16:27We're dangerously low on supplies,
00:16:29and every spell I cast ages me more than the last.
00:16:54Careful with that.
00:17:07It's all the same junk we found in 95.
00:17:10We already searched this place, top to bottom.
00:17:20You didn't check the catwalk in 95.
00:17:24Why would it be up there?
00:17:26Need I remind you of the time-sensitive nature of our activities here?
00:17:30We leave no stone unturned.
00:17:31Yes, madam, we're going to search the local thrift stores.
00:17:36I expect a full report when I return.
00:17:49Maybe she didn't hear us?
00:17:51Try again.
00:17:54There's my chickadees.
00:17:57Get in here.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:09Still the same TV.
00:18:11Going on 37 years.
00:18:13They don't make them like they used to.
00:18:14They sure do.
00:18:15Dibs!
00:18:16That's just out here till the moldy smell airs out.
00:18:23Brought it down from the attic as soon as your mom called me.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:25Well, throw your bags in the back room and make yourselves at home.
00:18:28I'll be in the kitchen.
00:18:31Well, could be worse.
00:18:35Ooh, dinner by candlelight it is.
00:18:38Where did she say?
00:19:02A box on a trunk.
00:19:03Whoa, look at this stuff.
00:19:19Hey, check this out!
00:19:20Did Grandma have the world's biggest collection of dress-up clothes?
00:19:26They're costumes from the old theater.
00:19:30Not bad.
00:19:31Avast, you.
00:19:37Release the dams on the yellow dress or face my wrath.
00:19:43Ah, you'll have to pry it after my coat dead.
00:19:49I can't.
00:19:50Let's, you.
00:19:52Ah, you.
00:19:52em.
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:53Mm.
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:54Ah!
00:19:56Ah, stop it.
00:19:57Ah!
00:19:58Ah!
00:19:58Ah!
00:19:58Ah!
00:20:00Ah!
00:20:00Ah, ah!
00:20:15Ah.
00:20:15Oh.
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:17Ah.
00:20:17Ah.
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:18Ah.
00:20:18Ah.
00:20:19Ah.
00:20:19Ah.
00:20:19Ah.
00:20:19Ah.
00:20:20Oh.
00:20:20you're only young once you know at last I shall have my revenge oh you'll never strike me down
00:20:35oh you'll never strike me down all the way oh really oh your pillaging and plundering has
00:20:45angered the mighty Poseidon god of the sea oh no with the flick of the wrist I can crush entire
00:20:52armadas bring kingdoms down to their knees and summon a kraken that will drag you down to Davy
00:20:57Jones locker you two pirates don't stand a chance against my wit my strength and of course
00:21:04my devilishly handsome looks what will you give me in exchange for your measly little lives
00:21:15you better not ready
00:21:21go go go
00:21:25fire
00:21:28couldn't bring yourselves to do it huh
00:21:42run oh my god oh yeah you better run oh my god come on you have angered the mighty Poseidon
00:21:53whoa hey guys guys go away what did you do to Jack it's me it's me grandma some weirdo has Jack
00:22:09no I'm Jack approve it Charlie your biggest dream is to play for the Clippers let me guess
00:22:15seriously Olivia we were just juju out for cheating but it's actually you're just really really smart
00:22:21have you been following me around school no it's me Jack look I'm wearing the same clothes
00:22:28yeah
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30yeah
00:22:31yeah
00:22:32yeah sorry grandma we were just playing
00:22:45Do it again!
00:23:00What is happening?
00:23:11How do you feel?
00:23:15I feel...normal?
00:23:18How do I sound?
00:23:19You sound old.
00:23:20Like old old.
00:23:21Like mom old.
00:23:22Mom's 37.
00:23:23Exactly!
00:23:24Let me try.
00:23:31Gimme that.
00:23:34Well...
00:23:36is this what it's like to be tall?
00:23:44Man, a few inches makes a lot of difference.
00:23:46Is this what it's like to be tall?
00:23:48Man, a few inches makes a lot of difference.
00:23:54Do you guys hear that?
00:23:56Sounds like a distant voice.
00:24:00You don't hear that!
00:24:04I think I need to gather my own data.
00:24:12Maybe hearing voices is just part of being an adult?
00:24:16Oh...
00:24:32This makes absolutely no sense.
00:24:36No sense.
00:24:45Oh!
00:24:47Oh!
00:24:48You know what this means?
00:24:50We can do anything adults can do.
00:24:52Let's not get carried away.
00:24:54We need to study this thing.
00:24:56Dork!
00:25:05Check the pockets.
00:25:06Oh!
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:12Nothing.
00:25:14Hey, hey!
00:25:15There's another pocket.
00:25:17It's got a name in it.
00:25:20Augustus Cimprini.
00:25:22Cimprini.
00:25:23Let me look that up.
00:25:26Here.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28Augustus Cimprini.
00:25:31Okay, we got something.
00:25:32The final vanishing act.
00:25:33Magician Augustus Cimprini's unsolved disappearance.
00:25:36Look.
00:25:37Last seen at Feinermann Theater.
00:25:40This isn't a costume.
00:25:41It's the magician's raincoat.
00:25:43Do you think you made any more of these?
00:25:44Only one way to find out.
00:25:45This was the last place he was seen before he disappeared.
00:25:46Well, it's definitely seen better days.
00:25:47Grandma said the guy that bought it from our great-granddad just boarded the place up and never stopped putting it inside.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:53This isn't a costume.
00:25:54It's the magician's raincoat.
00:25:55Do you think he made any more of these?
00:25:56Only one way to find out.
00:25:58This was the last place he was seen before he disappeared.
00:25:59Well, it's definitely seen better days.
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:01Grandma said the guy that bought it from her great-granddad just boarded the place up and never stopped
00:26:06foot inside.
00:26:08Oh, my God.
00:26:09Backstage would be a good place to start.
00:26:33Sound logic.
00:26:39Probably the most haunted place to start.
00:26:43Stay with us, Charlie.
00:26:44Keep it together.
00:26:45Yeah, sure.
00:26:49Is that the...
00:26:51I can't believe my eyes.
00:27:09Guys?
00:27:23I...
00:27:24There's something...
00:27:25Come on, Charlie.
00:27:26Eyes on the prize.
00:27:27No, it's not that.
00:27:28It's...
00:27:29It's...
00:27:30I am not getting rabies today!
00:27:39Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:27:47Here.
00:27:49Take it.
00:27:51Scoot!
00:28:00What are you doing?
00:28:06Charlie!
00:28:18Hey!
00:28:20Can we have a bar bat?
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:22Ooh.
00:28:23What?
00:28:30Ooh!
00:28:31Ooh!
00:28:32Ow!
00:28:33Yeah!
00:28:34Ooh!
00:28:35Ooh!
00:28:36Ooh!
00:28:37Ooh!
00:28:38Ooh!
00:28:39Ooh!
00:28:40Ow!
00:28:41Yeah!
00:28:42Ooh!
00:28:43Thank you guys for having fun.
00:28:44Thank you for that box.
00:28:45No, so thank you.
00:28:47Madame Weaver!
00:28:48I'm exhausted.
00:28:49Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:51I was about that, Madame Weaver!
00:28:53I'm exhausted.
00:28:54Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:56I was about that, Madame Weaver!
00:28:57I did find an incredible cashmere sweater, though.
00:29:00I can't imagine why anyone would give this away.
00:29:03Madame Weaver!
00:29:06That's the goodest thing!
00:29:08What is it, you jabbering pillock?!
00:29:14I saw the raincoat!
00:29:18goat. Bertha, don't tease me. I swear, Madam Weaver, his children, they were again while you
00:29:26were gone, and they had it with them. Where are they now? They left. That's it? They left? Well,
00:29:34there were bats, and there were lots of screaming, and it was all very chaotic. I have one day until
00:29:41the cycle completes, and you let the one thing I need to put an end to all this slip through your
00:29:46slimy tentacles. Bring me the gazing ball. But we're dangerously low on oil, and I'm
00:29:55concerned we're not. Test me. We only have enough supplies to do this once. Then
00:30:02we'll make it count. So, what do you guys want to do now? Maybe I could take some
00:30:12college courses? We could go see a rated-R movie. Hey, kids! Okay, you had to have heard it that time.
00:30:21Yeah. Maybe it's because we've all worn the raincoat by now? I'm trying to get your attention down here.
00:30:25Yes. Yes, you can hear me down here. I'm trying to talk to you. Guys, it's... It's me? I mean, it's him?
00:30:35Yes, you can see me. I need your help to set me free. How is this happening? I need you to listen
00:30:42carefully. You have to find Gertrude Campbellton. She's the only one that can lift this curse.
00:30:48What just happened? Find Gertrude Campbellton. Well, if he disappeared in the 1930s, then, like...
00:31:11...then, she's probably been dead for years.
00:31:17We're gonna be late for dinner!
00:31:36What model grandchildren you are, it truly does warm this whole heart that
00:31:41you want to learn so much about the theater.
00:31:43Um, did you know of a magician named Augustus Cimprini?
00:31:47Oh, the magician who disappeared. Well, it's a bit before my time, but the newspapers had a
00:31:56field day with those headlines. They're all in the book.
00:31:59The book?
00:32:01Oh, yes. The Feinermann Family Theatrical Compendium.
00:32:11It's just a collection of keepsakes and remembrances.
00:32:17I do think you guys are gonna like this. It's like going back in time.
00:32:23Oh, wait. Return what is mine and I will lift the curse? What's that?
00:32:28Hmm. I suppose it is the perfect time of year to talk about the Phantom.
00:32:33The Phantom?
00:32:35The Phantom of the Feinermann Theater. Oh, it sounds a lot more serious than it really is.
00:32:40You see, after the magician disappeared and before the theater closed down for good,
00:32:45mysterious notes like this one started showing up. No one knew who they came from or what they meant, even.
00:32:54Part of me thinks it was my great granddaddy's way of trying to drum up business and hard times.
00:33:00Boy, he did everything he could to keep that place afloat. Broke his heart to lose it.
00:33:07GC. Gertrude.
00:33:09Gesundheit.
00:33:15Quickly, Bertha.
00:33:16Yes, Madam Weaver. I'm moving as hot as I can. I have it. Here, Madam Weaver.
00:33:33Look at it. It's working.
00:33:35Of course it is.
00:33:37Creature of night, nearest my prize. Give me your sight. Lend me your eyes.
00:33:57No.
00:33:59No.
00:34:05Ah!
00:34:09Ah!
00:34:19Ah! The raincoat!
00:34:21No!
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:25Come on!
00:34:28Give it back, you raven!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:30Ah!
00:34:31Mom!
00:34:43Come on!
00:34:44Come on!
00:34:45Come on!
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:47Come on!
00:34:48Ahh!
00:34:49Gsecond!
00:34:50Where? Where?
00:34:55Where? Where?
00:35:00Jack! Where is that?
00:35:07Where?
00:35:20You don't see that every day.
00:35:27You don't.
00:35:31No!
00:35:34That was our last chance!
00:35:39My precious oils and powders, wasted!
00:35:45Fool's errand!
00:35:48Not necessarily.
00:35:55I'm no closer than I was before.
00:35:58Oh, Madame Weaver, don't talk like that. You sound so down.
00:36:02I don't think that's entirely true.
00:36:04I mean, it's upside down right now, but look at it the way I'm looking at it.
00:36:09I think we just need to find this house.
00:36:12So what are you waiting for?
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:16Right, um...
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:21I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:36:23I assume the paperwork is in order?
00:36:25I'd say the foreclosure's a definite.
00:36:26This time tomorrow, it'll all be yours.
00:36:30So what are you going to do with the place?
00:36:32Oh, I have a few plans.
00:36:34I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:36:36I assume the paperwork is in order?
00:36:38I'd say the foreclosure's a definite.
00:36:39What?
00:36:41This time tomorrow, it'll all be yours.
00:36:49So what are you going to do with the place?
00:36:52Oh, I have a few plans.
00:36:56It was right here.
00:36:58I don't hear anything.
00:37:00Jack?
00:37:02Nothing.
00:37:03So it's not about the coat?
00:37:05He made contact with us, right?
00:37:08Maybe we can't summon him on command?
00:37:11No, there's something missing.
00:37:13Maybe that's something to do with daylight.
00:37:15I mean, it's getting pretty close to sundown.
00:37:17Maybe.
00:37:19Jack?
00:37:25Where are you going?
00:37:28Hey.
00:37:30I meant to ask you something when I saw you earlier at school.
00:37:34This doesn't end well.
00:37:36Not without our help.
00:37:38I was just wondering if maybe, you know, you're just-
00:37:40There you are!
00:37:41Dad!
00:37:42What?
00:37:43Come on, we're going to be late.
00:37:44Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:37:45I thought you were somebody else.
00:37:48What was I thinking?
00:37:56You're heading the game.
00:37:58You're going back out there.
00:38:00Oh, pardon me.
00:38:02Ah!
00:38:04Are you okay?
00:38:05Charlie, did you hurt anything again?
00:38:06Just my pride.
00:38:07Come on.
00:38:13Hi, Jack.
00:38:15Yeah.
00:38:16I mean, hi.
00:38:19Uh, so do you have any plans for Halloween?
00:38:24Annie and I are going to the dance.
00:38:32Our movie's about to start.
00:38:34Uh, well, I'll see you at the dance.
00:38:37I hope so.
00:38:43Here you go.
00:38:46You guys just changed my whole life.
00:38:48Come on, it's all you, man.
00:38:50Well, I'm Casanova.
00:38:51We've got to get back to Grandma's before it gets dark.
00:38:53Oh, my god.
00:38:54Oh, no, it's all gone.
00:38:55Four days.
00:38:56Two days.
00:38:57That'd be the dance.
00:38:58You're like it's dark.
00:38:59Yeah, it's dark.
00:39:03And then it gets dark.
00:39:05You look at all of them.
00:39:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:08You got a head.
00:39:10You're the one who's about to cry.
00:39:11You're the one who's about to cry
00:39:12and you're the one who's about to cry,
00:39:14and you're five, right?
00:39:16I'm the one who's about to cry.
00:39:17Oh, what a beautiful day.
00:39:31How long is Cloud Nine Jack going to be a thing?
00:39:34You know, I really thought the dopamine would have dissipated by now.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38I'm moving.
00:39:39I'm moving.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42There's my early bird.
00:39:44Happy Halloween, Jackie.
00:39:45Oh, it might just be the most hallow to have ever weaned.
00:39:48And Chipper, too.
00:39:50Come on, let's get you packed.
00:39:52Aren't you supposed to be on a business trip?
00:39:53Didn't pan out.
00:39:55Are we okay?
00:39:56Yeah, everything's fine.
00:39:58We're good.
00:39:58Let's go.
00:40:00Come on, hustle.
00:40:13Come on.
00:40:14Come on.
00:40:15Come on.
00:40:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:40:58I hoped I'd find you here today.
00:41:01This... this doesn't make any sense. How can you do...
00:41:05Anything is possible if you pull the right strings.
00:41:13This is really bad.
00:41:15What's happening?
00:41:16Who is that?
00:41:17I don't know, but... I have an idea.
00:41:21All I need is a signature. Then I can take this money pit off your hands.
00:41:40It really is in excellent condition. No structural issues whatsoever.
00:41:45You keep a magnificent home, Mrs. Finerman.
00:41:49Thank you. Who are you?
00:41:52Oh, right. Absolutely.
00:41:53Simprinian Coates, Attorneys at Law. Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:58I am here to help you with this...
00:42:03This fellow.
00:42:05That's why I'm here today.
00:42:06There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
00:42:09I couldn't agree with you more.
00:42:12Which is what I'm here to discuss today.
00:42:15Come on, hurry up, hurry up.
00:42:21So, after reviewing the case files and the court documents, we have come to a very firm conclusion.
00:42:29Have you?
00:42:31Yes, I have.
00:42:33And that conclusion is?
00:42:34What I'm here to discuss with you.
00:42:36You said as much.
00:42:38Hold on.
00:42:39You know Jack can't hold down the conversation.
00:42:41What did you say? Your name was Simprinian Coates?
00:42:45Simprinian.
00:42:47Where have I heard that name before?
00:42:49Well, we were established in the 1930s. We have a very long history at the firm.
00:42:53Is that so?
00:42:54Never lost, actually.
00:42:55Well, there's a first time for everything.
00:42:57There's no need to sign this mo- I mean ma'am.
00:42:59There is, actually.
00:43:00So, if you are done stalling-
00:43:03One more thing, if you don't mind.
00:43:06Alright.
00:43:07So, um, we have concluded and discussed and we have decided to issue an injunction on the sale of this property.
00:43:22I'll be reviewing these.
00:43:29You'll hear from me by end of day.
00:43:40I-I don't know how to thank you.
00:43:43There's no need.
00:43:44It's all a part of the job.
00:43:46Uh, about that, as you can probably tell, I can't really afford any legal fees.
00:43:55Don't worry about that.
00:43:57Is this, like, pro bono work, or...?
00:44:01Oh, no. Nothing like that. It's absolutely free of charge.
00:44:07Well, I must be going. Lots of cases to crack. Jobs to do. Anyways. Goodbye.
00:44:22Goodbye. Thank you.
00:44:37Jack, honey. Take a shower.
00:44:59Yes! Yes!
00:45:00We did it! We did it! We did it!
00:45:01Yes!
00:45:02I can't believe that worked!
00:45:03It's just a temporary solution.
00:45:05What was in that paperwork?
00:45:06I mean, a lot of things.
00:45:08So, what do we do?
00:45:10Okay, well, we need to come up with a lot of money. Really fast.
00:45:13Not easy for a bunch of kids.
00:45:15The best nothing three-stem preemies can't handle!
00:45:18Okay, so what do we got? No idea is a bad idea.
00:45:21I've recently learned quite a bit about card counting.
00:45:24It sounds doable.
00:45:26Yeah. For you, maybe.
00:45:27So, we go to Vegas. I put on the coat and...
00:45:29Don't you need money to gamble in the first place?
00:45:32Right.
00:45:33Okay, okay. Hear me out.
00:45:35So, I put on the coat and rob a bank.
00:45:40You rob a bank.
00:45:41You said no bad idea.
00:45:42I stand corrected.
00:45:43That hurts, Jack.
00:45:44Well, cry me a river. What else do we have?
00:45:46A river.
00:45:47What?
00:45:48No, no. Um...
00:45:50A puddle!
00:45:52He was in a puddle.
00:45:54That's why we couldn't talk to him yesterday.
00:45:56I don't follow.
00:45:57Why come up with a bunch of dumb ideas of how to make money when we could ask a magician to literally make all the money we want.
00:46:08Now what?
00:46:09Um...
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:11Mr. Cimprini?
00:46:12Yes, I can hear you. There's no need to shout. I'm right here.
00:46:15Whoa, you're here.
00:46:16Where else would I be?
00:46:17Mr. Cimprini, we have a bit of a pressing question.
00:46:18What is it?
00:46:19Well, can you use your magic to make us like a whole lot of money?
00:46:20I'm sorry. I'm not that sort of magician. I perform tricks, not real magic.
00:46:36And even if I could, you can't.
00:46:39All right.
00:46:41Can you use your magic to make us like a whole lot of money?
00:46:43Mm-mm...
00:46:44I'm sorry, I'm not that sort of magician. I perform tricks, not real magic.
00:46:48And even if I could, easy money is always trouble.
00:46:52That's how I got myself into this whole mess, over this ridiculous trinket.
00:47:00By the way, have you found Gertrude Campbellton?
00:47:04Um, about that.
00:47:07There's really no easy way to say this, but it's been 86 years since you went missing.
00:47:1586 years?
00:47:17I, I, I, I don't, I, I don't understand.
00:47:22You and me both, sir.
00:47:23But it's true, and whoever Gertrude Campbellton was, she's probably...
00:47:28She's probably not alive anymore.
00:47:30There's still a chance. She's a witch after all.
00:47:34Come again?
00:47:37That's it, the Campbellton residence.
00:47:48There's her address.
00:47:49You think it's really her?
00:47:51Let's ride.
00:48:05There they are!
00:48:07Madam Weaver!
00:48:07Madam Weaver!
00:48:11Madam Weaver!
00:48:32Miss Weaver?
00:48:33I shouldn't have known.
00:48:34What are you doing?
00:48:36Taking back what's mine.
00:48:39Is that perfect.
00:49:00I don't care for you.
00:49:03Is that okay?
00:49:03This party's gonna be fine.
00:49:04I don't care.
00:49:04Sometimes we don't have any other needs.
00:49:05I don't have any other plans.
00:49:06Let's go.
00:49:36Let's go.
00:50:06I'm saving this for a special occasion.
00:50:22Let's go.
00:50:52What was that?
00:51:00My science teacher.
00:51:02After all these years...
00:51:12The purse that I did not assign...
00:51:22Return to me that which is mine!
00:51:25Maybe this isn't the best approach.
00:51:31I'm going to save me!
00:51:45It's a simple binding spell.
00:51:54You should be able to make quick work of it.
00:51:57I know it's not my place, but have you thought maybe it's because one witch cannot...
00:52:10Undo another witch's spell!
00:52:13I know!
00:52:14I am not just...
00:52:16Any witch!
00:52:19I'm Madam Weaver, mistress of magic.
00:52:23Nothing is beyond my reach.
00:52:25Truly, your powers are unmatched, and you have successfully retrieved the coat after 86 long years.
00:52:37This alone stands as a testament to your power and capability.
00:52:41But perhaps now, after all of that, in the 11th hour, it's time to contact...
00:52:51Don't you dare speak her name!
00:52:53Okay, maybe they're not answering because we're kids.
00:52:59They might not be home.
00:53:00They clearly don't take kindly to people dropping by unannounced.
00:53:20Okay, what do we do?
00:53:27Semperini said she was the only one who could help.
00:53:29But we don't even have the raincoat.
00:53:31You kids looking for someone?
00:53:42We're trying to return something that belonged to Gertrude Campbellton.
00:53:46It's kind of a long story.
00:53:48Wouldn't have anything to do with a magician trapped inside of a yellow raincoat, would it?
00:53:54How did you know?
00:53:56I'm the one who cursed him.
00:54:01No offense, but you don't look like you're over 100 years old.
00:54:16I suppose not.
00:54:19You can slow things down or speed things up with the right spell or Kyrio.
00:54:25But an object imbued with the purest magic and given in love can bring eternal youth to a witch.
00:54:33It's a once-in-a-lifetime gift.
00:54:35And a curse, really.
00:54:38Remaining young as the world goes old around you.
00:54:42So the brooch that Semperini has is one of those magical objects?
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:48There's a sealing cycle on every spell.
00:54:53A certain amount of time it takes before the spell becomes permanent.
00:54:58Irreversible.
00:55:00The binding spell I cast on Augustus Semperini.
00:55:05The sealing cycle has 86 years.
00:55:10I made a terrible mistake.
00:55:12And I've spent the last 86 years studying every form of magic I could.
00:55:17And searching for ways to find the raincoat.
00:55:20To right this wrong.
00:55:22I thought I had failed.
00:55:25But I hadn't considered the oldest form of magic there is.
00:55:29What's that?
00:55:30Serendipity.
00:55:3286 years took a day with mere hours before the sealing cycle completes.
00:55:36You three show up.
00:55:38Whoa.
00:55:39I've been preparing for this day for decades.
00:55:41I have everything I need to free Semperini.
00:55:43The final ingredient is the raincoat.
00:55:47There's just one problem with that.
00:55:51We don't have the coat.
00:55:53It was taken.
00:55:55I'll have to start making preparations if I'm going to be ready in time.
00:56:01You've come this far.
00:56:03Something tells me you'll know what to do.
00:56:11Where would she be?
00:56:12I've only ever seen her in one place.
00:56:30Come on.
00:56:31This way.
00:56:42I was really expecting it to be locked.
00:56:45I was really expecting to do battle against an angry witch.
00:56:48But you don't see me complaining.
00:56:50Hey, spread out.
00:56:51See if you can find anything.
00:56:52Okay.
00:56:53What if we just slow down and...
00:57:08Slow down?
00:57:10You want me trapped like this forever?
00:57:13Surviving on watered down brews and whatever youthful energy I can steal from school children?
00:57:20I am falling apart at the seams.
00:57:23With it precisely why we should strongly consider putting the past behind us and reaching out to...
00:57:31I warned you once.
00:57:33The next one won't be a warning.
00:57:35What in the blue blazes?
00:57:36Meow.
00:57:37Pookie?
00:57:38What in the blue blazes?
00:57:39Meow.
00:57:40Pookie?
00:57:41Pookie?
00:57:42Pookie?
00:57:43Pookie?
00:57:44Pookie, no.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46No.
00:57:47No.
00:57:48No.
00:57:49No.
00:57:50Bap!
00:57:51Boi!
00:57:52Pookie?
00:58:05Pookie, ba...
00:58:08Pookie, no. No.
00:58:10No, fucking bad boy!
00:58:15Pookie, no, not the pellets.
00:58:19No, Pookie, no. No, Pookie.
00:58:22Madam Weaver.
00:58:25The boards are pellets!
00:58:26Hit the deck!
00:58:52Oh, no!
00:58:53Oh, no!
00:58:54Oh, no!
00:58:55Oh, no!
00:58:56Oh, no!
00:58:57Oh, no!
00:58:58Oh, no!
00:58:59Oh, no!
00:59:00Oh, no!
00:59:01Oh, no!
00:59:02Oh, no!
00:59:03Oh, no!
00:59:04Oh, no!
00:59:05Oh, no!
00:59:06Oh, no!
00:59:07Oh, no!
00:59:09Oh, no!
00:59:10Oh, no!
00:59:15Oh, no!
00:59:16Oh, no!
00:59:30Whoa! Easy there!
00:59:32No, Paul!
00:59:37Here, kitty, kitty.
00:59:40No!
00:59:46Well, the good news is I think I know where he went.
01:00:00The bad news is I don't know if we have any portal pellets left.
01:00:10Oh, but that won't stop me from looking.
01:00:16Mr. Semperini?
01:00:34Not quite.
01:00:36Is... is he a cat?
01:00:41Here, kitty, kitty.
01:00:43Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here. Come over here.
01:00:47Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:49Come here. Come here.
01:01:00Kitty's over there.
01:01:02Uh...
01:01:04Just get him!
01:01:05Try!
01:01:06We're trying!
01:01:07We're trying!
01:01:08Okay, hold on. I have an idea.
01:01:09Okay, good.
01:01:10Come on, come on.
01:01:11Oh, oh, no.
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:19See?
01:01:20Come on.
01:01:42Aha!
01:01:44I found one.
01:01:45In perfect condition.
01:01:50Oh, fantastic.
01:01:56Ready?
01:01:58Ready.
01:02:15Oh, my God.
01:02:45Well, it could have been worse.
01:03:00You've got to stop saying that.
01:03:03Run!
01:03:03Go, go, go, go!
01:03:12You guys run ahead.
01:03:13I'll try to stall her.
01:03:14What?
01:03:14Go now!
01:03:15No!
01:03:18Come on!
01:03:21Come on!
01:03:22Charlie, I can't run that fast.
01:03:28Okay, and hold this.
01:03:30Jump on.
01:03:32Let's go!
01:03:33Where did that idiot cat go?
01:03:46Where did that idiot cat go?
01:03:46No need to make this difficult.
01:04:04No need to make this difficult.
01:04:10You can't get away.
01:04:12Turn out the lights.
01:04:15And you know you're not alone.
01:04:18Something isn't right.
01:04:19You can fit it in your bones.
01:04:22There's a freaking in the stairs.
01:04:24The window's blowing close.
01:04:26Raising up your hands.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:27Watch out!
01:04:28You're in the stairs.
01:04:29Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:04:32This is not the same.
01:04:34Move, please.
01:04:35Oh, ah.
01:04:35This is not the same.
01:04:37This is not the same.
01:04:37This is not the same.
01:04:37Sorry!
01:04:38I'm sorry!
01:04:38I'll leave you there.
01:04:39It's been a lovely picture.
01:04:39You look like a cute couple.
01:04:40Ah!
01:04:41Ah!
01:04:42I'm afraid of that.
01:04:42I'm afraid of the night.
01:05:04I told you not to make this difficult.
01:05:08Now you're just making me angry.
01:05:12I'm trying to remember if I ever had you as a student.
01:05:16You said for my history teacher once.
01:05:20Mr. Cunningham?
01:05:22Yeah. Sixth grade.
01:05:24I fell asleep during your lecture on the Great Depression.
01:05:28Try living through it, you little brat.
01:05:36Kids these days.
01:05:38Or...
01:05:42I guess just...
01:05:44Kids in general.
01:05:46Why do they all have to be so annoying?
01:05:54Now why did you have to do that?
01:05:56Where is it?
01:06:02Uh...
01:06:03Right.
01:06:08I'm not gonna tell you.
01:06:10And time for this.
01:06:12Bertha...
01:06:14I'm taking this one with us.
01:06:16Oh...
01:06:18Uh...
01:06:19S-sorry.
01:06:20Right on time.
01:06:22Come on.
01:06:24Come on.
01:06:26Come on.
01:06:28Oh...
01:06:30Uh...
01:06:31S-sorry.
01:06:32Right on time.
01:06:34Come.
01:06:47Come.
01:06:48Come.
01:06:49Come on.
01:07:02Oh...
01:07:04Yes, with this sprue and earnest first,
01:07:34absolve anew and lift this.
01:08:04Step back.
01:08:34Step back.
01:08:44Did it work?
01:08:46Step back.
01:08:53Step back.
01:08:56Step back.
01:09:01Step back.
01:09:06Step back.
01:09:13Step back.
01:09:19Couture, I am so sorry.
01:09:23I am so sorry.
01:09:24The show was a disaster and I was desperate.
01:09:27I know that's not an excuse, but...
01:09:31Thank you for free.
01:09:33I have felt such a crushing guilt for so long.
01:09:40I never should have done this to you.
01:09:45I'm so sorry.
01:09:47Better late than ever.
01:10:00Oh, and children!
01:10:06I owe you such a debt of gratitude, I do.
01:10:19Where's your older brother?
01:10:25She's not always like this.
01:10:35If you just do what she says, she can be reasonable from time to time.
01:10:40Stop fraternizing with the prisoner.
01:10:43She's not wrong though, you know.
01:10:45This would be a lot easier on both of us if you would just tell me where it is.
01:10:49Why do you want it anyway?
01:10:51Really?
01:10:52Okay.
01:10:53Here's what it looks like to answer a question in a straightforward manner.
01:10:58There is an amulet trapped inside that raincoat that belongs to me.
01:11:03If I fail to retrieve it by the end of the day, I will forever lose the immortal youth it once bestowed upon me.
01:11:09See?
01:11:11Not that difficult, is it?
01:11:13But it's not the truth.
01:11:14That brooch belongs to Gertrude.
01:11:16Oh, we don't say that name.
01:11:19No, it does not belong to her.
01:11:22She simply wanted to borrow it for an afternoon.
01:11:27I normally would never let it leave my side, but my love for my sister was blind.
01:11:35She's your sister?
01:11:37Not anymore.
01:11:39Listen, kid.
01:11:40I needed that raincoat.
01:11:41And don't you think for a second I'm going to let it slip away for good?
01:11:42Not when I'm this close.
01:11:43So, if you're not going to talk, I have other ways of forcing the information.
01:11:46And they are all extremely painful.
01:11:47Last chance.
01:11:48Last chance.
01:11:49I'm going to let it slip away for good.
01:11:50I'm going to let it slip away for good.
01:11:51I'm going to let it slip away for good.
01:11:52Not when I'm this close.
01:11:55So, if you're not going to talk, I have other ways of forcing the information.
01:12:02And they are all extremely painful.
01:12:15Last chance.
01:12:17What's it going to be, kid?
01:12:21Bad move, kid.
01:12:24No!
01:12:25Has it honestly never occurred to you that you don't have to be so mean all the time?
01:12:32You were holding out on me?
01:12:46You didn't.
01:12:47It's for your own good.
01:12:52Esmeralda.
01:12:53No.
01:12:54You do not get to come here.
01:12:56Not today.
01:12:57Of all days, you do not get to come here.
01:13:04You found it?
01:13:05I never stopped looking.
01:13:15Jack!
01:13:17You guys okay?
01:13:18Are you hurt?
01:13:19Yeah, we're okay.
01:13:20We're fine.
01:13:23I'm okay.
01:13:24You guys okay?
01:13:25You guys okay?
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:27Okay, okay.
01:13:28I'm fine.
01:13:29You guys are okay.
01:13:30I'm fine.
01:13:31I'm fine.
01:13:33You guys are okay.
01:13:34I'm fine.
01:13:35You guys are okay?
01:13:36Yeah.
01:13:37You guys are okay.
01:13:38Looks like it worked.
01:13:39Good job, guys!
01:13:40We have a lot of catching up to do, but first you should formally meet the real
01:14:10heroes.
01:14:11I guess I was a little harsh with you guys.
01:14:21A little.
01:14:23Look, it's been a tough 86 years, but I shouldn't have treated you the way I did.
01:14:32Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
01:14:35Well, you see, there is something.
01:14:37I don't know if this falls under your jurisdiction as witches, but we're going to lose our house
01:14:44if we don't come up with a lot of money really fast.
01:14:47Yeah, we've bought a little time, but you know, it's not really looking good.
01:14:51We may not have bought as much time as you think.
01:14:53Take it easy.
01:15:00You know I heard you the first 13 times, you really didn't have to go so hard.
01:15:15Are your knuckles okay?
01:15:16All right.
01:15:17You had your fun.
01:15:19I don't know what you were trying to accomplish and I won't pretend to care.
01:15:23But I am willing to present you with the same offer.
01:15:27So your role, buddy?
01:15:28Does the word injunction mean nothing to you?
01:15:29You can drop the act.
01:15:31We read this entire document.
01:15:35Not that we needed to.
01:15:37Over half of this thing is comprised of Wikipedia articles about collecting Pokemon cards.
01:15:43What?
01:15:44You didn't hear.
01:15:49See for yourself.
01:15:52I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
01:15:56I can't tell you what this man's intentions were, but I can tell you for certain he is definitely not a lawyer.
01:16:04Mrs. Fineman.
01:16:05Mrs.
01:16:06Mrs. Fineman.
01:16:07The author still stands and I think you will find it more than generous.
01:16:12Mrs. Fineman.
01:16:14I can't.
01:16:15I realize how difficult this is for you.
01:16:17Do you?
01:16:18But I urge you to think of your family's future.
01:16:21After today the offer is off the table.
01:16:24This is the best option.
01:16:27Now will you take this generous settlement agreement of your own free will or will you wait until the bank forecloses on you and leaves you empty handed?
01:16:42It?
01:16:42Hi, Mom.
01:16:55Is that Mrs. Weaver?
01:16:58Hello, Mrs. Fineman.
01:17:00And the bad lawyer?
01:17:02Aloysius.
01:17:04Hello, Gertrude.
01:17:06I thought you were dead.
01:17:07You thought wrong.
01:17:09Wait.
01:17:10I know you.
01:17:11That's it.
01:17:12You're that terrible magician.
01:17:14Whatever he asks you to do, you mustn't comply.
01:17:17It's too late.
01:17:19But I could use an insurance plan.
01:17:23Mom!
01:17:24What happened?
01:17:26Where did he take her?
01:17:28You think he's at it again?
01:17:31He can't be.
01:17:33That's the man you saw earlier today?
01:17:36I don't know how, but that's the man that tried to buy the theater I performed at 86 years ago.
01:17:41He's definitely at it again.
01:17:43What are you talking about?
01:17:45Triplex Compositum.
01:17:47What's that?
01:17:48It's a very dangerous...
01:17:50Some would say evil.
01:17:51...dark magic rite intended to increase your power and influence.
01:17:55At the risk of sucking the entire world into the void.
01:17:59Sounds a bit short-sighted.
01:18:01But we're talking incredible power.
01:18:05You'd be untouchable.
01:18:06Hypothetically.
01:18:08It's been outlawed for millennia.
01:18:11Do you really think that he would try it after what happened last time?
01:18:16What do you mean, last time?
01:18:18He tried this whole song and dance ages ago in Bermuda.
01:18:22It was a disaster.
01:18:24Bermuda Triangle.
01:18:25A literal disaster.
01:18:27It took the High Council centuries to seal it up.
01:18:30Seal it up?
01:18:31Where did he take her mom?
01:18:35This is your house.
01:18:37And you said he wanted to buy the theater.
01:18:40Yes.
01:18:41That's it.
01:18:42Why does this matter?
01:18:43Each requisite accessory for this particular rite, in this case property, must be given freely.
01:18:51They cannot be taken by force.
01:18:54We just need to know where the third location is.
01:18:58Um...
01:19:00What about his office?
01:19:03Excellent.
01:19:08Bingo.
01:19:14Bingo.
01:19:24You don't have to go through with this.
01:19:26You can't imagine how long I've been planning this.
01:19:30I spent decades sabotaging performers at that cheap theater,
01:19:35patiently waiting for the right moment to step in and take it off their hands.
01:19:41And I would have taken your house 15 years ago
01:19:45if you and your husband hadn't come along and put so much work into it.
01:19:50Tenacious to the last.
01:19:53You kept coming back with so many job opportunities,
01:19:56I thought I'd never be able to shut them all down in time.
01:20:00You are a monster.
01:20:02Whatever it is you're planning, you won't get away with it.
01:20:05I already have.
01:20:24Mom!
01:20:28Olivia!
01:20:29Don't get too close.
01:20:32You might hurt yourself.
01:20:33I thought you would have known better.
01:20:39Your power is here as long as I'm in control.
01:20:43Welcome to the Triplex Compositing.
01:20:50I don't know why myisser B stuff comes out of control.
01:21:04Travis.
01:21:15It's almost time.
01:21:16It's almost time.
01:21:21For this next bit of magic, I will require the assistance of a willing volunteer.
01:21:26Whatever he wants, don't do it! Don't!
01:21:28I volunteer!
01:21:32Well, actually, I'm so excited to be a part of this. It's all very impressive.
01:21:37Please, back up. That's close enough.
01:21:41And maybe hold off on the excitement until I tell you what I need you to do.
01:21:46Yes, absolutely.
01:21:48You are the final piece of the puzzle.
01:21:52So it is very important that you volunteer of your own free will.
01:21:58Do you understand?
01:22:00Yes, I do. Indeed.
01:22:02Very well.
01:22:05I need you to step into the void and retrieve the eye of the storm.
01:22:20It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:23Bring it to me, and I will grant you anything your heart desires.
01:22:30That sounds wonderful.
01:22:41Terrifying.
01:22:43Dangerous.
01:22:45I just, um...
01:22:48I have one question.
01:22:50What's that?
01:22:52Um...
01:22:53How are you going to grant my heart's desires?
01:22:56Without this...
01:22:59How did you...
01:23:03Magician never reveals the secrets.
01:23:05You idiot.
01:23:06You have no idea what you've done.
01:23:09Well...
01:23:10Do I?
01:23:14We'll breach the void any minute.
01:23:16We're counting on it.
01:23:21You can't defeat me.
01:23:23I will get him.
01:23:25I won't do it.
01:23:26I won't do it.
01:23:27I'm not alone I can't.
01:23:28I won't.
01:23:29I won't.
01:23:30I won't.
01:23:31No!
01:23:32No!
01:23:33No!
01:23:34No!
01:23:35No!
01:23:36No!
01:23:37No...
01:23:38No!
01:23:39No!
01:23:41No!
01:23:42No!
01:23:43No!
01:23:44No!
01:23:45No!
01:23:47No!
01:23:48No!
01:23:50No!
01:23:52I'm all right.
01:24:22You guys okay?
01:24:23Yeah, we're okay, Mom.
01:24:25Can somebody please explain to me what just happened?
01:24:35In a world without magic, the trickster is king.
01:24:40Well played, Augustus.
01:24:42Thank you, but honestly, I really feel that this would be safer in your hands.
01:24:50I don't know about you guys, but I could go for something profoundly normal right now.
01:24:55Like boring even.
01:24:57I don't know.
01:24:58I don't know.
01:24:59I can't wait.
01:25:01I'll just go for a second.
01:25:02I can't wait.