• 3 months ago
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00:00I need to wake up
00:23I've been keeping it a pretty big secret that I'm a super fan of this show when I see zing bot
00:28I'm actually about to explode on the inside
00:38Zing but is a legend and big brother every single year. He comes into the house and he rose all the house guests
00:49Zing it on zing bot. Let's go
00:52This way you mindless humans
00:57Speak for yourself. There's ink bot. I was a robot. Here we go. My boyfriend finally show up
01:08People say robots are heartless
01:13emotionless and soulless
01:16Did I say robots? I meant
01:20Angela
01:33Heartless emotionless and soulless damn Angela
01:39She's pretty though right off the bat. Okay
01:49Oh
02:09This is about Scotty, okay, you cool bread. I was about to take a little ass outside and statue up real quick
02:19I
02:44Do not say let's go that much. Come on now. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
02:49Let's go
03:04Which makes sense
03:19Oh
03:23Yeah, he can be but that's part of his charm
03:29Welcome to Big Brother burger. May I take your order? Yes. I'd like something
03:35extra greasy
03:38burnt to a crisp
03:41with a side of
03:45Sounds like you want the
03:49Fancy
03:56Then see but oh you do my guy Tyler like that
03:59I know he's a little bit oily and crusty. Oh god, you know how to announce a national television
04:08Want me to clean you off
04:11Yes
04:14I
04:15Was surprised to learn you're a part-time teacher
04:23Considering you're a full-time
04:25I
04:55Already shaved JC's back hair. Don't you be bringing that up get on out of here. I don't have that much hair back. Okay
05:25The real Shakespearean tragedy
05:55To tell everyone
06:18Thing but what did you do? Why would you tell Sam that she's crazy? You're leaving this out
06:23She's staying here with us. Now. We have to deal with the craziness
06:35And to think I was gonna date thing but not my type at all
06:40You're not crazy. You have some bad moments
06:53I
07:03Absolutely need to win this veto my very own teammate put me on the block
07:07The only way to guarantee my safety is if I do it myself
07:11Take a shower first
07:23Oh
07:43My gosh as a big brother mega fan, I cannot believe I am in the presence of zing bot
07:53Oh
07:57He comes every year to roast all the houseguests, please don't go too hard on me zing bot
08:06I'm so nervous
08:23Losers I've ever seen
08:36With all your constant singing and dancing this summer
08:42You remind me of my favorite
08:46musical
08:48Little shop of
08:50Oh
09:07Pretty safe to say zing bot hit the nail on the head with this one considering Tommy's reaction
09:13Me me an attention whore. No
09:17Attention whore I am NOT an attention whore
09:47Oh
09:53So Holly has a couple years on me that's a factual statement I like
10:17My chewing what are you talking about zing bot? I don't think there's anything wrong with the way that I chew
10:30Honestly, I think she got off pretty easy you didn't want to mention the the mood swings the crying the
10:37manifestation the paranoia the crying the
10:41Psychic powers the dreams the crying the crying
10:46Did I mention crying
10:57What oh
11:02My god
11:15I
11:17Do need a haircut really bad
11:47Oh
12:17I
12:48Clear
13:04With the game you're playing this summer
13:09Fans are already planning a convention in your honor
13:15They're calling it
13:36Hello
13:40My name is
13:43I
14:05Don't think you're a douchebag
14:08I sometimes think you're a douchebag, but usually not he's kind of a pompous douchebag
14:13Let's be real all the time. I mean, but like nine times out of ten
14:37I have decided to hide out in the Big Brother house, and they will never
14:45Find me
14:57Department of Zing land security
15:00President Zing bot you are under arrest
15:04You're being charged with obstruction of justice
15:07Collusion with President Puntin and zings against humanity come with me heads to the sky
15:14Kinball well fortunately for us Zing bot tried to hide out in a place
15:18That's under constant surveillance all day all night
15:33I took a hard landing on the way in
15:41Sure the boys at the station are gonna have their jokes about it, but in the end I got the job done I
15:48Always get the job done
15:57It was nice seeing Zing bot and all but honestly
16:00It's not gonna stop me from going out there winning that veto
16:03Securing my safety and keeping Christy on the block America put their faith in me as a prankster. I'm not gonna let them down
16:31I'm
16:35Eating my bowl of cereal all peacefully and then I hear the voice of Zing bot. It's very distinctive
16:42It's a high-pitched voice and what he does every season is he roasts of the house guests and low-key
16:49I'm kind of here for it. What is he gonna say about me?
17:00Oh
17:07Tiger Zing
17:11You know, I've been waiting three seasons to meet Zing bot and now that I meet him, that's not who I was expecting to see
17:17Who are you?
17:20He don't look like just the average Joe. He looks a little
17:25Exotic
17:27It may not be no Tigers in there
17:30Scared I can't believe I'm here on Big Brother All-Stars
17:38And frankly, I really can't believe you're here either
17:43Oh
17:55Let me and Zing bot are on the same page and he nailed it on the head. He's a rookie. It was so good
18:13Calling himself
18:26Everyone just call me by my full government name. Yo, it's Vincenzo. Call me Vincenzo now. That's it. Don't call me
18:43Number one
18:59Memphis is a piece of
19:02He is a big number two
19:13Thank you
19:24What's a high IQ score
19:26Cody's vocabulary isn't very strong one time. I told him I was pescetarian and he thought that was a religion
19:43Season on Big Brother, you look like an old pro
19:59I don't want to make eye contact with him
20:05What's the difference between you and the holiday season Oh God
20:10One is cold
20:13Stress-inducing and annoying and one is
20:25We have to live with Christmas after this Zing bot shut up
20:31Christmas literally has like a pistol tattooed on her hip man. You do not want to make her mad. Oh
20:37Okay, you guys are all gonna pay for that comment
20:40Her ass name need to be Halloween
21:10What do you call someone who says the real winner gets the girl not the
21:19$500,000
21:33You've done three seasons of Big Brother and two seasons of the challenge
21:40So I'm dying to know
21:43Which reality show do you plan to?
22:10Come
22:34Is this like what you want a monotone
22:37Super weird voice. Sure. I can start talking like this. I do not sound whiny
22:44That sounded whiny
23:07And I need your help
23:09Head back inside
23:12Because only one person can enter at a time. Bye Zingbot

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