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00:00:00As I lay me down to sleep, lay me down, I pray my soul is mine to keep, my soul can never step outside this bed, never, into all evil, all evil.
00:00:20The time has come. Have you had a good life? The moment of truth is now.
00:00:26Are you proud of what you've done? The night of reckoning is here. Do you like who you've become?
00:00:34I am gonna take Chris Jericho straight to hell. I'm walking and I'm talking.
00:00:41I'm gonna whip your little ass like it's never been whipped before.
00:00:45I reverse the ten-mile diabolical structure.
00:00:48Hell in the town.
00:00:50The most brutal match ever defied.
00:00:53You will bleed, flex, and pay the price of a wrestling franchise.
00:00:58I know Hulkamania will live forever.
00:01:01I wanna destroy the legend that is Hulk Hogan.
00:01:06Did you finish what you started?
00:01:12Did you accomplish your goals?
00:01:15Did you fall short?
00:01:18The time has come. The moment of truth is now.
00:01:28Judgment Day is upon us.
00:01:32God have mercy on their souls.
00:01:36And now, WWE Judgment Day.
00:02:07It is Sunday, May 19th, 2002.
00:02:10And our Judgment Day is upon us.
00:02:13We are live in the Gaylord Entertainment Center, Nashville, Tennessee.
00:02:19Music City, USA.
00:02:21Jim Ross and The King at ringside.
00:02:24Our fans around the world, our fans in New York City, the world.
00:02:28Our champs, they are ready.
00:02:30They are pumped and loaded.
00:02:32As the superstars of Raw and SmackDown are all here.
00:02:36They are all under one roof.
00:02:38And The King are all ready to raise a little hell.
00:02:41Latino King.
00:02:44No better way to start it off with a little Latino King.
00:02:49The following contest, scheduled for one fall,
00:02:53is for the WWE Intercontinental Championship.
00:02:58Introducing first, from El Paso, Texas,
00:03:01weighing 228 pounds,
00:03:03the WWE Intercontinental Champion, Eddie Guerrero.
00:03:10Wait a minute, Jared. Did you see that sign in the crowd?
00:03:13Palatino Heat. Palatino Heat. What are they talking about?
00:03:16They may be describing Eddie Guerrero's haircut.
00:03:19But be that as it may, this is the first of four championships
00:03:22to be decided here tonight at Judgment Day.
00:03:25Plus tonight, that big one-man versus two-rattlesnake roundup,
00:03:28if you will, Stone Cold,
00:03:30against Ric Flair and The Big Show.
00:03:33Not to mention, see it hanging above the ring,
00:03:35the two tons of steel, hell in a cell,
00:03:38The Game and the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll.
00:03:42What a night this is going to be.
00:03:43And speaking of hair,
00:03:44there's going to be some haircut tonight here in Nashville.
00:04:02The challenger, from Little Creek, Michigan,
00:04:05weighing 230 pounds,
00:04:08Rob Van Dam.
00:04:12The unopened box offensive style of RVD,
00:04:15highlighted by his honor roll feat
00:04:18versus the high-flying Latino Intercontinental Champion
00:04:22who has an El Grande heritage in Eddie Guerrero.
00:04:26This is a great rivalry that we are seeing develop
00:04:29before our very eyes.
00:04:31Guerrero won the Intercontinental title
00:04:33last month at Backlash.
00:04:35RVD simply believes he is still the Uncrowned Champion.
00:04:40Very good day, huh?
00:04:41Very good day, huh?
00:04:42He's being a little Spanish tonight.
00:04:44I like it.
00:04:45I think, you know,
00:04:46you'd be sitting over at the Spanish announcement table.
00:04:48Oh, no.
00:04:49Can wrestlers throw an exit left and right?
00:04:53Both these men take chances off instantly.
00:04:55We have seen that in the past.
00:04:57Watch for some explosive counter-wrestling
00:04:59resulting in instant impact between these two.
00:05:03Both men have perfected their top rope offensive finish
00:05:09as RVD calls it.
00:05:11Who is the better?
00:05:12We may find out tonight.
00:05:13Oh, yeah.
00:05:14But the main thing you got to watch for is...
00:05:16Yeah, there it is.
00:05:17A little Latino heat just started exploding.
00:05:19Hey, wait a minute.
00:05:22Uh-oh.
00:05:23Guerrero and Van Dam.
00:05:24Van Dam certainly fully believes
00:05:27that on a level playing field
00:05:29that he can beat Eddie Guerrero.
00:05:31The shoulder tackling.
00:05:33I hope he didn't think he was going to beat him with that.
00:05:35Marking his territory,
00:05:36I think more than anything this year was Rob Van Dam.
00:05:39Hey, look at that.
00:05:40Oh.
00:05:41Van Dam closing.
00:05:43Another lateral press and another near fall.
00:05:45Look how quickly Guerrero gets up to Van Dam.
00:05:47Beats him halfway.
00:05:48Nice power slam by Van Dam and Guerrero.
00:05:51Take a break, Latino heat.
00:05:52Cool off.
00:05:53Cool off.
00:05:54It's okay.
00:05:57Don't lose focus.
00:06:00He's like a firecracker, JR.
00:06:02Remember that Van Dam has got to
00:06:05either pin or make Guerrero submit
00:06:08to win the Intercontinental title.
00:06:09So the Latino heat certainly has
00:06:12the established championship advantage
00:06:15in as much as that he must, as a champion,
00:06:17be pinned or made to submit
00:06:19to relinquish the title.
00:06:20And I wish you would go ahead and admit that
00:06:22well, the Latino heat has the superior frogs plan.
00:06:26Well, I'll tell you what,
00:06:27I'm not going to debate that point.
00:06:29Who's the better?
00:06:30We may get that debate settled here tonight in the ring.
00:06:34Both of them are amazing.
00:06:36And Guerrero going downstairs.
00:06:37Guerrero may be the faster, the quicker of the two.
00:06:40He's quicker than a horse.
00:06:42I love it when you say that.
00:06:44Slowing him down by trying to pour smoke
00:06:46through a keyhole, as he said.
00:06:48Van Dam pitching Guerrero coming in.
00:06:50That will slow him down a little bit.
00:06:52Now look at this now.
00:06:56From the lower back in the kidney area
00:06:59of Eddie Guerrero and Van Dam.
00:07:00Another kick right to those kidneys again.
00:07:02And lower back.
00:07:04Van Dam trying to capitalize here now.
00:07:08A lot of high impact stuff
00:07:09that could do in Eddie Guerrero.
00:07:11And Van Dam with a leg drop.
00:07:13Close over, hooks the leg.
00:07:14And Van Dam yet again with another near fall.
00:07:17Oh, and a shot to the head by Van Dam.
00:07:19I think Van Dam saw too many of those movies
00:07:21about people kicking each other.
00:07:25What are those movies called?
00:07:26Martial arts movies?
00:07:27Oh.
00:07:28Look out!
00:07:29Oh!
00:07:30He's coming right back,
00:07:31right here by Van Dam.
00:07:33Now going for the cover.
00:07:34He hesitated.
00:07:35It's a heartbeat, did Van Dam.
00:07:37And that may have been a reprieve for Guerrero.
00:07:40We'll never know.
00:07:41But Van Dam again going right downstairs
00:07:43on those kidneys and lower back.
00:07:46That has been the focus thus far
00:07:48of the challenger
00:07:49for the Intercontinental Championship.
00:07:51Come on, Latino Heat!
00:07:53We're gonna find something
00:07:54to counter those kicks from Eddie Guerrero.
00:07:56We're gonna find something
00:07:57to counter those kicks to the back.
00:07:59Uh-oh.
00:08:04Guerrero is temporarily grounded.
00:08:07Shots to the ribs now.
00:08:10Just instinctively Van Dam
00:08:12fighting for those hands and those wrists.
00:08:14He does.
00:08:15Guerrero pulls away.
00:08:16Get away, get away.
00:08:17And Guerrero hanging it to the ropes.
00:08:19Can't do it.
00:08:20Van Dam again dropping the elbow
00:08:22right across that exposed lower back.
00:08:27Van Dam is just determined
00:08:28he's gonna get this thing.
00:08:30No, no, no!
00:08:31Van Dam not taking no for an answer here.
00:08:34Oh, no!
00:08:35King's dating strategy.
00:08:37And look at this.
00:08:39That looks more like my dating strategy.
00:08:41And this is a submission
00:08:42with a little bit of strength
00:08:43of Van Dam-Guerrero being punished
00:08:45by RVD.
00:08:46Don't give up!
00:08:47Don't give up!
00:08:48The free champ had a good position.
00:08:50The shoulders are down.
00:08:52And, oh, Guerrero got his shoulders up.
00:08:54I'm not sure if Van Dam's
00:08:55ready to take this.
00:08:56Van Dam's shoulders are down.
00:08:57Amazing.
00:08:58Amazing leg strength
00:09:00by Rod Van Dam.
00:09:01Whoa!
00:09:02Caterpillar now,
00:09:03the intercontinental champion
00:09:05up and down.
00:09:06Okay, take a bow.
00:09:07That was pretty impressive.
00:09:10Van Dam again.
00:09:11Body on body
00:09:12and got him to the floor.
00:09:14Van Dam using his advantage
00:09:15in the strength
00:09:16and the body weight.
00:09:17No, no, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:18Trying to hit Guerrero
00:09:19with a high impact strike.
00:09:21How does that spell down in Spanish?
00:09:24I don't really know.
00:09:25Get him out now, come on.
00:09:26No mas, no mas.
00:09:27Stop.
00:09:28Come on, come on.
00:09:29That'll be no more.
00:09:30Hey, come on.
00:09:31Oh, there you go.
00:09:32And Guerrero catching Van Dam
00:09:34walking right into that right hand.
00:09:36And now Guerrero,
00:09:37the veteran from El Paso, Texas,
00:09:39has a door open here.
00:09:41That's a pretty smart move as well.
00:09:43Kick it.
00:09:46It's obvious that the king
00:09:48is a big-looking young man.
00:09:49Come on, come on.
00:09:52And now the aggressive side
00:09:54of the talented Intercontinental champion.
00:09:59Starting to cover into the front here.
00:10:08It's close to being mullet-worthy.
00:10:11And they get cut away.
00:10:15Guerrero on the elbow
00:10:16right in the battle ahead.
00:10:17The Intercontinental champion
00:10:18has reasserted himself here, obviously.
00:10:20Oh, that hurt right there, JR.
00:10:22I promise you it doesn't.
00:10:23Right across the bridge of the nose.
00:10:25Into the eyes as well.
00:10:28He's adding an insult to the injury.
00:10:37Guerrero always looks fantastic.
00:10:38He is an amazing performer.
00:10:41His father, Gloria Guerrero,
00:10:43one of the biggest names
00:10:44in the history of wrestling in Mexico.
00:10:46His brother is very, very talented.
00:10:48His nephew, Chavo, competes on SmackDown.
00:10:51And Hector Guerrero,
00:10:53his brother, yeah.
00:10:57A little wrestling history
00:10:58right here in your home country.
00:10:59Oh, yeah.
00:11:00Big homecoming for the king.
00:11:01He's home and he's ready.
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:04And right now,
00:11:05Van Dam is ready for this onslaught.
00:11:07That's what he's getting.
00:11:08And Guerrero kind of surprisingly
00:11:11has slowed things down here.
00:11:13And is just picking Van Dam
00:11:15apart, at least at this point,
00:11:17in this championship match.
00:11:22Van Dam afraid of not enough flexibility.
00:11:28Guerrero landing again
00:11:29that flat of his back,
00:11:31the lower part of his back,
00:11:32what had been the focus early in the match.
00:11:34And now both men exchanging the right hands.
00:11:36And Guerrero seemingly getting
00:11:38the better of that exchange.
00:11:42Watch it here.
00:11:43Watch it here.
00:11:44Oh!
00:11:45Oh!
00:11:47Van Dam,
00:11:48trying to not deviate
00:11:50from the game plan.
00:11:51Look at him hooking for it.
00:11:52Right on the basin there.
00:11:54Van Dam's catapulting
00:11:55that leg strength of his.
00:11:57Eddie Guerrero almost
00:11:58to the center of the ring.
00:11:59Oh, no.
00:12:00Now what?
00:12:01Oh!
00:12:02Oh, that was coming right
00:12:03into your lazy boy there.
00:12:04Oh, man.
00:12:05Oh, look at this.
00:12:06Oh!
00:12:07Van Dam rolling thunder,
00:12:08beginning to build
00:12:09significant momentum here.
00:12:11The challenger
00:12:12hooking the near leg.
00:12:13Oh, got a near fall.
00:12:15Let's see that rope
00:12:16slide one more time.
00:12:17Watch this.
00:12:18Oh, man,
00:12:19right in the throat.
00:12:21Oh, my goodness.
00:12:23Big difference maker there.
00:12:27Uh-oh.
00:12:28There we go.
00:12:29There's a roll-up.
00:12:30That's a roll of thunder for you.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:32Nice counter again.
00:12:33Van Dam using his leg strength.
00:12:35Oh!
00:12:36Step over heel kick
00:12:37by Van Dam.
00:12:38Found it smart.
00:12:39You never know where
00:12:40Van Dam's feet are coming from.
00:12:42They stay attached
00:12:43to his legs sometimes.
00:12:44One went to Harvard.
00:12:45One went to Yale.
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:47And, uh,
00:12:48unless Van Dam is wearing a...
00:12:51A what?
00:12:52A what?
00:12:56From the look on his face,
00:12:57no cup.
00:12:59Uh-oh.
00:13:00I think he's cupped this.
00:13:01And he's gonna check it out
00:13:02and see if he's wearing one.
00:13:03Look out!
00:13:04Oh!
00:13:05Guerrero just walked
00:13:06right out with Van Dam
00:13:07and powerbombed Van Dam
00:13:08almost through the mat
00:13:10on that exchange.
00:13:12Nice.
00:13:15Oh, wait a minute.
00:13:16JR, we may...
00:13:17We may get to see it here.
00:13:19I think...
00:13:20Gotta believe the first man
00:13:21to hit a frog splash wins.
00:13:22Yeah!
00:13:25And Guerrero going up top.
00:13:26Hey!
00:13:28He feels froggy, JR!
00:13:31Here it comes!
00:13:33Oh, no!
00:13:34And you could almost feel it.
00:13:35You could almost sense it
00:13:36that Guerrero was doing
00:13:38too much posturing
00:13:39on the top rope.
00:13:40He took a little too long.
00:13:42I thought he was gonna have
00:13:43a siesta up there or something.
00:13:45Van Dam got plenty of time
00:13:46to adjust.
00:13:48Yes.
00:13:49I'm so bilingual tonight.
00:13:50Oh, you are.
00:13:51Two words.
00:13:52I don't know what to use.
00:13:55Oh, man!
00:13:56A shot.
00:13:57Beautiful shot that was
00:13:58by RVD.
00:14:00Oh, Van Dam now.
00:14:01Oh, no.
00:14:02Van Dam looking
00:14:03for the fly star.
00:14:04Oh!
00:14:06And Van Dam misses his attempt.
00:14:07Beautiful!
00:14:08Just as Guerrero did
00:14:09moments ago.
00:14:10Arriba!
00:14:11How do you say RVD
00:14:12in Spanish?
00:14:14I ain't got a damn clue.
00:14:17Oh, honest man.
00:14:19Come on, Latino Heat!
00:14:20You got him where you want him!
00:14:21Both men are down
00:14:22and this doesn't do any favors
00:14:23for Van Dam.
00:14:24The challenger's gotta win
00:14:25by pinfall or submission.
00:14:29Take a walk to the promised land
00:14:31in the Intercontinental title
00:14:32belting.
00:14:33Van Dam finding his way
00:14:34back up.
00:14:35Guerrero still is not
00:14:36moving much.
00:14:38Come on, Eddie!
00:14:41Hey!
00:14:42Yeah, looks like Chad Patton
00:14:43up to eight, I think.
00:14:44Maybe nine.
00:14:46Latino Heat's up.
00:14:47He's on his feet.
00:14:48Both men are up, barely.
00:14:49But they're up.
00:14:52Now what?
00:14:54Oh, yeah!
00:14:55Looks like we're back
00:14:56to a score of one.
00:14:57He's the one scored
00:14:58with the bronze glass.
00:14:59Here come the Little Bears!
00:15:01Here come Hunt!
00:15:02Uh-oh.
00:15:05Oh, no.
00:15:07Van Dam.
00:15:09Big body Guerrero.
00:15:10Guerrero can't make contact.
00:15:12Van Dam, high-cross body.
00:15:14Got a mid-air collision!
00:15:15And Van Dam got a cover!
00:15:17One-armed cover,
00:15:18but it was a cover nonetheless
00:15:19that resulted in a long two-count
00:15:21for the challenger.
00:15:23Mamma mia!
00:15:24That's in Spanish, isn't it?
00:15:26Not...
00:15:27I don't think so, kid.
00:15:29You seem to read them right.
00:15:30There you go.
00:15:33Mamacita!
00:15:34That's what I meant to say.
00:15:36That's up against Warren by Guerrero.
00:15:38Uh-oh!
00:15:39Look out!
00:15:40Backslide!
00:15:41Backslide!
00:15:42Here we go!
00:15:45A near fall.
00:15:46Uh-oh.
00:15:48Guerrero, the backslide!
00:15:50He's got...
00:15:51He got it!
00:15:52He got it!
00:15:53He got it!
00:15:54Guerrero had his feet in the ropes!
00:15:55He got it!
00:15:56Latino Heat!
00:15:58And still
00:15:59WWE Intercontinental Champion
00:16:02Eddie Guerrero!
00:16:04Latino Heat, JR!
00:16:06Well, if you know,
00:16:07Heat made a nice counter to the backslide,
00:16:09but he certainly made better use,
00:16:11illegally, we should add,
00:16:13of the ring rope.
00:16:14I think the rope just happened to be in the way.
00:16:17But this didn't get there.
00:16:18They were there when we got here today.
00:16:20Well, all right.
00:16:21Let's check it out
00:16:22and see who's right.
00:16:26Here comes a move by RBD.
00:16:28No rope is in the way.
00:16:32And Eddie just happened to be
00:16:33a little bit closer to the rope.
00:16:35He can't move!
00:16:36He's not hit, though.
00:16:37No, watch this.
00:16:40Potentially using the rope
00:16:41to the unfair advantage.
00:16:42In any event,
00:16:43bottom line
00:16:44is that Eddie Guerrero
00:16:45retains
00:16:46the Intercontinental title.
00:16:48But I gotta believe,
00:16:49deep in the pit of Eddie's stomach,
00:16:50he knows when a...
00:16:52Uh-oh.
00:16:53Old brothers and sisters,
00:16:54every head
00:16:55needs to be bowed
00:16:57and every eye closed
00:16:59because it's time
00:17:00for prayer.
00:17:01Oh, yes.
00:17:03Old brothers and sisters
00:17:05and Prophet Vince,
00:17:07we come to you
00:17:08right now
00:17:09to re-insure
00:17:11the safety
00:17:12of Sister Stacy Kieber.
00:17:14And we come to you
00:17:16once again
00:17:17to re-insure
00:17:18a victory
00:17:19over that no good
00:17:21Jezebel
00:17:23Tris Stratus.
00:17:26And all we come
00:17:27once again
00:17:29to...
00:17:30Amen.
00:17:31Amen.
00:17:32And amen.
00:17:33Amen.
00:17:34Now, you're certain
00:17:35your brother Bubba
00:17:36is not too likely
00:17:37to show up here tonight?
00:17:38Old brother Vince,
00:17:39Prophet Vince,
00:17:40I should say,
00:17:41I spoke to Bubba personally
00:17:43and I told him
00:17:45he better not show up tonight
00:17:47or he would have
00:17:49hell
00:17:50to pay.
00:17:52I understand that.
00:17:53Well, uh,
00:17:54good luck.
00:17:55Um, you'll be watching, right?
00:17:56I won't miss a second of it.
00:17:57I may be late
00:17:58for the celebration party.
00:17:59I've got somebody
00:18:00very important
00:18:01to go see,
00:18:02but I'll be watching
00:18:03every moment.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:27World Wrestling Entertainment
00:18:29Get the F out.
00:18:42The following contestant
00:18:43scheduled for one fall
00:18:45is for the WWE
00:18:47Women's Championship.
00:18:49Coming down the aisle
00:18:51from Toronto, Canada,
00:18:53the WWE Women's Champion,
00:18:56Bruce Riddle!
00:18:58Oh, baby!
00:18:59Look at that, JR!
00:19:02Did you see her on SmackDown
00:19:04this past week?
00:19:05Oh, I saw her.
00:19:06I saw plenty of her.
00:19:08More than I ever dreamed I'd see.
00:19:10She was a thing of beauty.
00:19:13What do you like most
00:19:14about Trisha King?
00:19:15Her athletic ability
00:19:16or pictorial development?
00:19:17I like the way she
00:19:18pours her heart out.
00:19:19Look at that.
00:19:22Oh, baby.
00:19:23You like the legs?
00:19:26Oh, I like the legs, too!
00:19:27I love the legs!
00:19:29Oh, my God!
00:19:30Introducing
00:19:31the challenger,
00:19:33Stacey Keaton!
00:19:35That leg!
00:19:36Right!
00:19:37I'll tell you what,
00:19:38last Thursday,
00:19:39Stacey Keaton
00:19:40had a swimsuit challenge
00:19:42with Tory Wilson.
00:19:44The jury came out
00:19:45and got Tory Wilson
00:19:46out of the competition,
00:19:47but Trish Stratus,
00:19:48who had just won
00:19:49the WWE Women's Title,
00:19:52showed up on SmackDown,
00:19:54which is her right,
00:19:55and entered the
00:19:56swimsuit competition
00:19:57in her underwear.
00:19:58In her underwear!
00:20:00They are bra and panties!
00:20:02Bra and panties!
00:20:03And, of course,
00:20:04look at that!
00:20:05You know, uh,
00:20:06well, I mean,
00:20:07Stacey Keaton,
00:20:08she was a little upset.
00:20:09She's not actually
00:20:10a thing of beauty
00:20:11right there with that.
00:20:12My heel shoe!
00:20:13Oh, how dangerous
00:20:14that was.
00:20:15She's not kidding.
00:20:16She's picking a dangerous web.
00:20:17Oh, testify!
00:20:19What is this?
00:20:22Wait a minute.
00:20:23Nothing unexpected.
00:20:24Entering the arena,
00:20:25accompanied by
00:20:27Deacon Batista,
00:20:30Reverend D-Von!
00:20:33Reverend D-Von
00:20:34and his Deacon Batista
00:20:35from the SmackDown brand,
00:20:37a family reunion of sorts,
00:20:39as, uh,
00:20:40we can do without
00:20:41these guys down here.
00:20:43These two men
00:20:44have been assigned by
00:20:45the owner of SmackDown,
00:20:46Mr. McMahon,
00:20:47to be in his
00:20:48personal assistant,
00:20:49Stacey's corner.
00:20:50Come on, guys.
00:20:51Lead me not into temptation.
00:20:52I can get there by myself
00:20:53with Patricia and Stacey
00:20:54in the ring.
00:20:55Go, go.
00:20:58The energy is the, uh,
00:21:00Bubba Ray Dudley
00:21:01gets here.
00:21:02Now he is going to
00:21:03interact with his
00:21:04estranged
00:21:05half-brother,
00:21:06D-Von.
00:21:07Now that Bubba's on
00:21:08Raw,
00:21:09D-Von's on SmackDown.
00:21:15Oh, look at Stacey.
00:21:17Wait a minute.
00:21:18Incoming!
00:21:23Oh, baby!
00:21:24Bubby!
00:21:26Introducing
00:21:27Bubba
00:21:28Ray
00:21:29Dudley!
00:21:33There was some speculation
00:21:34tonight that
00:21:35whether Bubba would
00:21:36actually be in the
00:21:37corner of Chris
00:21:38seeing as though
00:21:39his half-brother,
00:21:40D-Von,
00:21:41is going to be in the
00:21:42corner of Stacey.
00:21:43And certainly, uh,
00:21:44Deacon Batista
00:21:45looks like he's
00:21:46going to appear
00:21:47for the duration
00:21:48of this match as well.
00:21:49Who wouldn't want
00:21:50to be in the corner
00:21:51of either one of these
00:21:52tough believers?
00:21:53Here we go!
00:21:54You gotta believe
00:21:55on a level playing field
00:21:56that Chris would have
00:21:57the wrestling advantage,
00:21:58but this certainly
00:21:59looks, in my view,
00:22:00as not a level
00:22:01playing field.
00:22:02Nice roundhouse kick
00:22:03by Stacey.
00:22:04And Stacey looking
00:22:05for the cover
00:22:06here in the early going.
00:22:07Stacey in a new
00:22:08position in her life.
00:22:09She is, uh...
00:22:10A new position?
00:22:11What?
00:22:12She's Mr. McMahon's
00:22:13personal assistant.
00:22:14Don't jump
00:22:15to any conclusions.
00:22:16I thought you were
00:22:17talking about
00:22:18personal assistant.
00:22:19Hey, look at this!
00:22:20Stacey, Chris
00:22:21kicking down that.
00:22:22Stacey is...
00:22:23I'm looking at her.
00:22:24I'm looking at her.
00:22:25And you're just...
00:22:26You're looking
00:22:27all over the place,
00:22:28aren't you?
00:22:29Uh-huh.
00:22:30Oh!
00:22:31Stacey Kiebler
00:22:32who is so, uh,
00:22:33humiliated
00:22:34that she lost
00:22:35to...
00:22:36Oh!
00:22:37The Swimsuit
00:22:38Competition
00:22:39on SmackDown
00:22:40last week.
00:22:41She demanded
00:22:42a snatch as a
00:22:43Boston Crown.
00:22:44Stacey...
00:22:45Oh, man,
00:22:46look at the
00:22:47legs right there.
00:22:48Man, oh, man,
00:22:49look at this!
00:22:50In the counter!
00:22:51In the counter!
00:22:52She's getting
00:22:53all near ball there.
00:22:54A lot of legs,
00:22:55Stacey.
00:22:56You can really
00:22:57say that there.
00:22:58Oh, Stacey!
00:22:59Whoa!
00:23:00I was expecting
00:23:01a lot of legs,
00:23:02Stacey.
00:23:03There's a...
00:23:04Nice neckbreaker
00:23:05by the chin,
00:23:06man.
00:23:07One for the cover.
00:23:08Two!
00:23:09Let's see a replay
00:23:10of that shot.
00:23:11I think I just
00:23:12missed it.
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:14Hard 12 shots
00:23:15to leave...
00:23:16Six foot.
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:18The challenger,
00:23:19Stacey Keebler,
00:23:20knocked right outside
00:23:21of Stacey.
00:23:22He's going to
00:23:23temper, temper.
00:23:24Hey, wait a minute,
00:23:25Bubba.
00:23:26Oh, Bubba Tuff
00:23:27over there is right there.
00:23:28Oh!
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:30I don't want to
00:23:31laugh off your face.
00:23:32Bubba's having some fun
00:23:33and Stacey's dancing
00:23:34all over him.
00:23:35Bubba got that
00:23:36far away look
00:23:37in his eye.
00:23:38That doesn't...
00:23:39That doesn't
00:23:40bode well
00:23:41for some folks.
00:23:42Hey, wait a minute!
00:23:43Hey, wait a damn
00:23:44minute!
00:23:45Look at that!
00:23:46Look at that!
00:23:47Oh, the deacon!
00:23:48I can't believe
00:23:49the audacity
00:23:50of that...
00:23:51That man...
00:23:52Wait just a damn
00:23:53minute.
00:23:54The body slam,
00:23:55the left press,
00:23:56and he's...
00:23:57No, it's not over.
00:23:58That's what I'm
00:23:59wondering.
00:24:00The deacon,
00:24:01Bautista,
00:24:02behind the
00:24:03referee's back,
00:24:04putting his hands
00:24:05on Chris Stratus.
00:24:06Oh, no.
00:24:07Chris.
00:24:08Watch the throat.
00:24:09Watch the throat.
00:24:10Oh, watch it there.
00:24:11Stacey, that knee
00:24:12posted in the
00:24:13lower back.
00:24:14Yeah, Chris!
00:24:15Hey!
00:24:16Oh, no.
00:24:17Now a handful of
00:24:18hair by the challenger.
00:24:19And this match
00:24:20is beginning
00:24:21to degenerate
00:24:22as this deacon,
00:24:23Bautista's
00:24:24crotch-and-slam.
00:24:26Oh, Chris!
00:24:27What?
00:24:28Watch the ear.
00:24:32Oh, that's it.
00:24:34Oh, Chris!
00:24:36And she's got
00:24:37some fire in her.
00:24:39Uh-oh.
00:24:40And Stacey
00:24:41with a misfire.
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:43Stacey with a
00:24:44misfire.
00:24:45And Chris retains
00:24:46the title.
00:24:47And now,
00:24:48and now
00:24:49Reverend D-Vaughn
00:24:50is in the ring
00:24:51stalking
00:24:52the women's
00:24:53champion.
00:24:54And he knows
00:24:55that's not right.
00:24:56And still,
00:24:57the University
00:24:58of Colorado
00:24:59Cruz River.
00:25:00You shall
00:25:01not do that,
00:25:02Reverend.
00:25:03Take a look
00:25:04at this.
00:25:05The brothers
00:25:06Dudley,
00:25:07the half-brothers
00:25:08separated
00:25:09at the,
00:25:10when the
00:25:11brand extended
00:25:12during the
00:25:13draft.
00:25:14D-Vaughn on SmackDown.
00:25:15Bubba on Raw.
00:25:16You know what they say,
00:25:17JR?
00:25:18Split happens.
00:25:19But now what?
00:25:20Oh, look.
00:25:21My brother!
00:25:22I'm sure
00:25:23Bubba's a little
00:25:24disappointed
00:25:25in D-Vaughn's
00:25:26actions.
00:25:27D-Vaughn's
00:25:28had to welcome
00:25:29Bubba back
00:25:30into the fold,
00:25:31so to speak.
00:25:32D-Vaughn
00:25:33worships
00:25:34the Prophet
00:25:35McMahon.
00:25:36And their
00:25:37doctrine is money.
00:25:38The match is
00:25:39over.
00:25:40The match is
00:25:41over.
00:25:42I'm in love.
00:25:44Oh, look at this.
00:25:45Hey!
00:25:46Watch yourself!
00:25:47Watch the...
00:25:48Deacon Bautista!
00:25:49He's trying to
00:25:50cheap shot!
00:25:51Get out!
00:25:52And Bubba
00:25:53caught him
00:25:54red-handed.
00:25:55And beat Deacon
00:25:56Bautista to the
00:25:57clutch!
00:25:58No, no, no!
00:25:59Look at
00:26:00D-Vaughn
00:26:01almost behaving
00:26:02as half-brother
00:26:03Bubba Ray.
00:26:06D-Vaughn!
00:26:07D-Vaughn's
00:26:08on about
00:26:09the prophecy
00:26:10that the
00:26:11Prophet McMahon,
00:26:12the money,
00:26:13the building fund...
00:26:14You think he's
00:26:15regretting it?
00:26:16No!
00:26:18Well, D-Vaughn
00:26:19has some remorse.
00:26:20Deacon Bautista
00:26:21has none.
00:26:22Wait a minute,
00:26:23wait a minute.
00:26:25Maybe D-Vaughn
00:26:26has second...
00:26:27is having second
00:26:28thoughts.
00:26:36D-Vaughn
00:26:37intervening with
00:26:38a cheap shot
00:26:39on his own
00:26:40half-brother.
00:26:43What?
00:26:44Get the table!
00:26:45Did he just tell
00:26:46the Deacon to get...
00:26:48Deacon, get the
00:26:49table?
00:26:50That's not right!
00:26:51This Deacon
00:26:52Bautista is a
00:26:53monster of a man.
00:26:54Has been...
00:26:55He has just
00:26:56got his calling.
00:26:57His calling is
00:26:58to get the wood.
00:27:00And that's what
00:27:01the Deacon is doing.
00:27:02Oh, get the
00:27:03hell out of here!
00:27:04Uh-oh.
00:27:05I didn't want this!
00:27:06My brother!
00:27:07You must learn!
00:27:08You must learn!
00:27:09I think he has
00:27:10been expelled.
00:27:11And look at...
00:27:12look at D-Vaughn
00:27:13preaching to his
00:27:14own half-brother.
00:27:15You understand?
00:27:17Oh!
00:27:18My brother!
00:27:19I shall
00:27:20make you see
00:27:21the light!
00:27:22Uh-oh.
00:27:23He's gonna make
00:27:24Bubba Ray see the light.
00:27:30Well, Bautista
00:27:31and the Reverend
00:27:32are setting the
00:27:33table up.
00:27:35You gotta know
00:27:36what's coming for
00:27:37for Bubba Ray
00:27:38Dudley.
00:27:39Oh, my God!
00:27:41Oh, there's the light
00:27:42for you right there!
00:27:43Bubba all the way
00:27:44to the Deacon.
00:27:45And now Bubba's
00:27:46gonna have his
00:27:47moment with D-Vaughn.
00:27:48Bubba's gonna
00:27:49tear D-Vaughn
00:27:50apart.
00:27:51Oh, gosh.
00:27:52Man.
00:27:53And that steel money
00:27:54lockset
00:27:55the building fund
00:27:56proceeds are
00:27:57allegedly
00:27:58stored in
00:28:00almost beheading
00:28:01Bubba again
00:28:02whose...
00:28:03whose lights
00:28:04have been dimmed.
00:28:06Oh, now.
00:28:07Look at this, JR.
00:28:08This don't look good.
00:28:09Well, this has
00:28:10gotta be Dudley
00:28:11Blackstone.
00:28:14Bubba Ray
00:28:15trailed
00:28:16right through
00:28:17the wooden table
00:28:18at the hands of
00:28:19that man Deacon
00:28:20Bautista
00:28:21and Bubba's
00:28:22own half-brother
00:28:23D-Vaughn.
00:28:28And this has
00:28:29not been a...
00:28:32a moving
00:28:33experience
00:28:34from a spiritual
00:28:35sense for
00:28:36Bubba Ray Dudley.
00:28:37Don't let these
00:28:38guys fool you.
00:28:39The Reverend and
00:28:40the Deacon,
00:28:41they're not men
00:28:42of the cloth.
00:28:43They're men of
00:28:44the money.
00:28:45They're men of
00:28:46the prophet
00:28:47McMahon and
00:28:48raising Stacy
00:28:49Keeper's hand
00:28:50and she came up
00:28:51just a little
00:28:52short, King.
00:28:53Got her legs.
00:28:54Bubba!
00:28:55Look at Bubba Ray,
00:28:56the only light
00:28:57you're seeing right
00:28:58now are stars.
00:29:00You gotta believe
00:29:01this.
00:29:02He's a man.
00:29:03He's a bad dude.
00:29:04Yeah, but he's
00:29:05just a man.
00:29:06And he's not
00:29:07Ric Flair.
00:29:08Yeah.
00:29:09You know, this thing
00:29:10might be over faster
00:29:11than you.
00:29:14All right.
00:29:16Let's see her.
00:29:17Let's see you, man.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:20Well, well, well.
00:29:23If it isn't the
00:29:24Nature Boy himself,
00:29:26Ric Flair.
00:29:28Ric, what do you say?
00:29:35Hello, Vince McMahon.
00:29:38Let me tell you
00:29:39something.
00:29:40You were right
00:29:41all along.
00:29:42That Austin's a no
00:29:43good son of a bitch.
00:29:44I don't know how I
00:29:45could have ever
00:29:46second-guessed you.
00:29:47He's done
00:29:48everything possible
00:29:49to disrupt the
00:29:50raw brand
00:29:51and my power.
00:29:53But tonight,
00:29:54Vince,
00:29:56unlike you,
00:29:58I'm taking
00:29:59Austin down.
00:30:00I'm getting
00:30:01the reins put
00:30:02right through
00:30:03his mouth.
00:30:04A bit.
00:30:05I'm gonna have
00:30:06Austin
00:30:07under control.
00:30:11Good luck, man.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:18Eat him up.
00:30:26And I don't know
00:30:27exactly what to make
00:30:28of that little
00:30:29reunion of
00:30:30well, in any event,
00:30:31ladies and gentlemen,
00:30:32glad to be here
00:30:33in Nashville.
00:30:34We're sold out
00:30:35the Gaylord
00:30:36midnight tonight.
00:30:37No doubt about it.
00:30:38And what an
00:30:39opportunity
00:30:40and moments
00:30:41for Matt and
00:30:42Jeff Hardy
00:30:44to do what many
00:30:45of them have dreamed
00:30:46up for years.
00:31:07The following
00:31:08tag team
00:31:09contest is
00:31:10scheduled for
00:31:11one fall.
00:31:12Introducing first
00:31:13from Cameron,
00:31:14North Carolina
00:31:15at a combined
00:31:16weight of 441
00:31:17pounds,
00:31:18Matt
00:31:19Jeff
00:31:20the Hardy
00:31:21Boy!
00:31:22And on behalf
00:31:23of Matt and Jeff
00:31:24and all the fans
00:31:25of the WWE
00:31:26around the world,
00:31:27I give my wishes
00:31:28to Lita,
00:31:29who is
00:31:30healing nicely
00:31:31from her
00:31:32neck surgery.
00:31:33She's
00:31:34recovering
00:31:35from her
00:31:36neck surgery.
00:31:37I'll tell you what,
00:31:38not even Lita can
00:31:39help the Hardys
00:31:40tonight.
00:31:41She's at home
00:31:42in North Carolina
00:31:43and the Hardys
00:31:44have had numerous
00:31:45run-ins game
00:31:46with Brock Lesnar
00:31:47over the last
00:31:48several weeks
00:31:49on Raw.
00:31:50And they have
00:31:51not been pleasant,
00:31:52or at least not
00:31:53for the Hardys.
00:31:54I mean,
00:31:55it was just
00:31:56one vicious attack
00:31:57after another
00:31:58by Brock Lesnar.
00:31:59I mean,
00:32:00just every time
00:32:01he turned around,
00:32:02he either had
00:32:03poor Jeff or
00:32:04poor Lita.
00:32:05And Brock Lesnar
00:32:06continues
00:32:07to punish
00:32:08these guys.
00:32:09I'm surprised
00:32:10they're not in
00:32:11hospital beds
00:32:12right alongside
00:32:13Lita.
00:32:14Lesnar,
00:32:15former NCAA
00:32:16champion,
00:32:17highly trained
00:32:18and accomplished
00:32:19fusion human
00:32:20destruction machine.
00:32:21Well,
00:32:22Heyman got to
00:32:23Lesnar disqualified
00:32:24last Monday,
00:32:25which led to
00:32:26this Heyman
00:32:27rant.
00:32:28To fight
00:32:29the next
00:32:30big thing Brock
00:32:31Lesnar
00:32:32and his
00:32:33black heart.
00:32:34And that was
00:32:35a shocking
00:32:36announcement
00:32:37to say the least.
00:32:38Heyman volunteering
00:32:39to be Lesnar's
00:32:40tag team partner
00:32:41tonight.
00:32:42You ever heard
00:32:43of fighting up
00:32:44for it?
00:32:45You can
00:32:46choose,
00:32:47JR.
00:32:48Introducing
00:32:49the team
00:32:50of the next
00:32:51big thing,
00:32:52Brock Lesnar
00:32:53and Paul
00:32:54Heyman.
00:32:55Heyman is a
00:32:56greasy,
00:32:57greedy agent.
00:32:58And his
00:32:59black heart
00:33:00is shaking
00:33:01the sign
00:33:02of defeat.
00:33:03And man,
00:33:04I can't wait
00:33:05for Lesnar
00:33:06at some point
00:33:07in this match.
00:33:08Oh,
00:33:09look at Jeff Hardy.
00:33:10The daredevil
00:33:11Jeff Hardy
00:33:12and the Hardys
00:33:13now.
00:33:14So it's a
00:33:15double-team
00:33:16strategy.
00:33:17The former
00:33:18four-time
00:33:19WWE
00:33:20tag team
00:33:21champion.
00:33:22They've got to
00:33:23support us.
00:33:24And look at
00:33:25Heyman.
00:33:26Paul Heyman
00:33:27showing his
00:33:28strategy.
00:33:29Heyman
00:33:30running like
00:33:31he's running
00:33:32like he's running
00:33:33like he's running
00:33:34like he's running
00:33:35like he's running
00:33:36like he's running
00:33:37like he's running
00:33:38like he's running
00:33:39like he's running
00:33:40like he's running
00:33:41like he's running
00:33:42like he's running
00:33:43like he's running
00:33:44like he's running
00:33:45like he's running
00:33:46like he's running
00:33:47like he's running
00:33:48like he's running
00:33:49like he's running
00:33:50like he's running
00:33:51like he's running
00:33:52like he's running
00:33:53like he's running
00:33:54like he's running
00:33:55like he's running
00:33:56like he's running
00:33:57like he's running
00:33:58like he's running
00:33:59like he's running
00:34:00like he's running
00:34:01like he's running
00:34:02like he's running
00:34:03like he's running
00:34:04like he's running
00:34:05like he's running
00:34:06like he's running
00:34:07like he's running
00:34:08like he's running
00:34:09like he's running
00:34:10like he's running
00:34:11like he's running
00:34:12like he's running
00:34:13like he's running
00:34:14like he's running
00:34:15like he's running
00:34:16like he's running
00:34:17like he's running
00:34:18like he's running
00:34:19like he's running
00:34:20like he's running
00:34:21like he's running
00:34:22like he's running
00:34:23like he's running
00:34:24like he's running
00:34:25like he's running
00:34:26like he's running
00:34:27like he's running
00:34:28like he's running
00:34:29like he's running
00:34:30like he's running
00:34:31like he's running
00:34:32like he's running
00:34:33like he's running
00:34:34like he's running
00:34:35like he's running
00:34:36like he's running
00:34:37like he's running
00:34:38like he's running
00:34:39like he's running
00:34:40like he's running
00:34:41like he's running
00:34:42like he's running
00:34:43like he's running
00:34:44like he's running
00:34:45like he's running
00:34:46like he's running
00:34:47like he's running
00:34:48like he's running
00:34:49like he's running
00:34:50like he's running
00:34:51like he's running
00:34:52like he's running
00:34:53like he's running
00:34:54like he's running
00:34:55like he's running
00:34:56like he's running
00:34:57like he's running
00:34:58like he's running
00:34:59like he's running
00:35:00like he's running
00:35:01like he's running
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00:37:23Laser is back
00:37:26and I think laser
00:37:27laser may be back
00:37:28to stay
00:37:29Heyman
00:37:30Oh look at this
00:37:31Jeff Hardy was
00:37:32was
00:37:33later covered
00:37:34later covered
00:37:35Wait a minute
00:37:49Jeff Hardy had a
00:37:50Swanton bomb
00:37:51Started
00:37:52And the hardy skull is cracked.
00:37:55And that one is over, look at Heyman.
00:37:58Look at this bulky grease trap, he's begging for the tag.
00:38:02He wants to get the pins, look at that, the tag in the ring.
00:38:06He's already sold himself, you can smell it.
00:38:09I don't believe this, this is as sickening as that human being.
00:38:15Here are your winners, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman.
00:38:20You'd think Heyman just won the undisputed title, look at his face.
00:38:25Yeah, you really did something.
00:38:26This is just making me poetically offended.
00:38:30I hope to God he doesn't disrobe his pose.
00:38:33I don't think he's gonna tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan.
00:38:37No, he couldn't tear his shirt.
00:38:38Heyman talking trash to Jeff Hardy.
00:38:43It's as if Heyman was just involved in a 30 minute match.
00:38:47Look, Heyman's got the body of a god, unfortunately it's Buddha, look at this.
00:38:52Heyman and his muscles, Lesnar did the work.
00:39:00Talk about doing the work, look at this.
00:39:01Poor Jeff was completely out of it at that point.
00:39:05Look at this, listen to Heyman, he's begging for a tag, he's begging for a tag.
00:39:10He ran like a pimp, he couldn't even get in the ring without falling down.
00:39:14He had to crawl across.
00:39:15Heyman was like a cow on ice.
00:39:19But the son of a gun got the three count.
00:39:22And Heyman and Lesnar, believe it or not, have won this tag team match.
00:39:30And look, Heyman, he's exhausted.
00:39:33I think he's worn out from all that physical activity.
00:39:38Booker T, last Monday you were named the newest member of the NWO by Ric Flair.
00:39:44Yes, right.
00:39:46And judging by your attire, you really seem to have embraced the idea.
00:39:51But for the record, what are your feelings?
00:39:53My feelings?
00:39:55Hey man, business is business.
00:39:57Ric Flair, he's the boss.
00:39:58He chose me, Booker T, as the newest member of the NWO.
00:40:03Me, Booker T, the five time WCW champion.
00:40:09He felt like I could get the job done.
00:40:11Hey, I'm down with that.
00:40:12Hey man, I'm a professional.
00:40:14And as a professional, excuse me, dawg.
00:40:29What's going on, babe?
00:40:31What you doing over here all by your, with your fine self?
00:40:35What, you want an autograph or something?
00:40:36Oh, I'd love that.
00:40:37Yeah, I knew that you would.
00:40:40You got a piece of paper or something?
00:40:42Actually, I have a very special place I'd like you to sign.
00:40:45What?
00:40:46You, you didn't say that.
00:40:54Tell me you didn't just say that.
00:40:58You just gave me the key to your heart, baby.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:02Ow.
00:41:03Yeah, boy.
00:41:04That's what I'm talking about.
00:41:06Oh my goodness.
00:41:07I think Booker just got a magic Johnson.
00:41:12You might be right.
00:41:16Ladies and there you see some barber supplies that rightly so.
00:41:28Later tonight when Edge and Kurt Angle go one on one, the loser will have his head shaved
00:41:33bald.
00:41:34barber chair. We're in Nashville, who's the barber, Floyd? Yeah, I think Floyd, Floyd Jr.
00:41:41Cooper, I'm not real sure. Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, it is a handicap match. One very
00:41:47violent man versus two. This is a prominent intra-office conflict that has gotten completely
00:41:55out of hand. Clearly, there's a problem between myself and Stone Cold Steve Austin. I
00:42:06drafted Austin in all good faith, and what does he do? He stuns me. Right now. Oh my god. That's
00:42:14going to be hell to pay. Austin, you should have gotten on your knees, kissed my ass,
00:42:22and been my best friend. Wait a minute. Austin's foot was on the roof. It wasn't a bad call.
00:42:28They screwed him. You screwed Stone Cold? You made the single biggest mistake of your life.
00:42:37Now I can sympathize with what Big Smith Man went through, because as an owner,
00:42:43trying to deal with that son of a bitch Austin is a pain in the ass. So I handled it
00:42:50just the way I could. What the hell is this? My god, the 500 pounder just took Clem Austin
00:42:57all the way to hell. Two years ago, Austin was hurt. I was the main event at WrestleMania.
00:43:02Austin's back. Where am I? I was in a restaurant picking your ugly kids up,
00:43:11trying to pretend to have a good time. Now you got a real live giant and a nature boy,
00:43:21Ric Flair, to deal with. There's a softening Stone Cold in a steel chair. Judgment day,
00:43:27you got me, a big show, and a handicapped Max. It'll be Austin versus not one, but two men,
00:43:36and it by god will not be pretty. I ain't got a problem with it at all. Ric Flair will find out,
00:43:40that you do not screw with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Flair and the Big Show will break
00:43:46Stone Cold Steve Austin by god in half. I'm gonna whip his ass, and I'm gonna whip the
00:43:50Big Show's ass. And I promise you Austin, you will bleed, sweat, and pay the price.
00:43:57Will Austin be executed? His career once and for all ended.
00:44:16The following handicap match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the NWO,
00:44:25weighing 500 pounds, the Big Show. Well, you know, King, some say that this 500 pounder
00:44:35not only has the strength, but the intelligence as well of a government mule. And there's no doubt
00:44:42in my mind that this 500 pounder, when he's on top of his game, can dominate any contest. And
00:44:48Ric Flair is depending on the Big Show for more than just living up to his potential,
00:44:54but to ground the rattlesnake, to skin the rattlesnake here tonight.
00:45:00I just hope that that 500 pound Big Show doesn't have very good hearing. I hope he
00:45:04didn't hear you say that he has the intelligence of a government mule. Uh-oh, JR, he's looking
00:45:08right at you. Woo! Woo! Here he comes, JR! Stick Rick! From Charlotte, North Carolina,
00:45:24weighing 233 pounds, the owner of Raw, Ric Flair! Well, I'll tell you what, this man has certainly
00:45:34been called the egomaniacal owner of Raw, and I gotta wonder, King, is Flair just simply a bitter
00:45:40legend? He's mostly searching for the past, or what would his agenda be? Mostly searching for
00:45:48the past? What are you talking about? This guy's 16-time world champion, JR. You can't take that
00:45:55away from him. He's been very influential in this business. He's even influenced this referee,
00:46:00Charles Robinson, who's a miniature version as far as our referees are concerned, and that's
00:46:06Safari the Rattlesnake. And he's sort of like the Michael Jordan of the WWE. I mean, you know,
00:46:11he's an owner, but he's still a player as well. This could be Flair and the Big Show's rattlesnake
00:46:16roundup here tonight. Oh, Flair, he's in great shape. Oh! Look out! From Victoria, Texas, weighing
00:46:30252 pounds, Stone Cold Steve Austin! The psychotic Texas Rattlesnake must fight tonight like a
00:46:42wounded animal, because there's not one but two awesome competitors waiting to skin this
00:46:51rattlesnake on this night here at Judgment Day. Austin, a proficient hunter, finds himself
00:47:00de-hunted tonight. Flair and Austin have yet to be on the same page. They've yet to read the same
00:47:12and Austin has got a fight to survive here. Flair and the Big Show have got to operate as a team,
00:47:20or at least that's how a match is structured, unless Flair, being the owner of RAW,
00:47:25and influencing this official, wants to change that. Oh, my God!
00:47:29Paralyzation there by Stone Cold. There's no way to treat the owner of RAW!
00:47:33We're going to have a good look at Murphysburg from how high he was,
00:47:36and the Big Show's buying Austin off, right back into Flair. Austin going downstairs.
00:47:41Shot once, but three times, and back onto the face of the 500 pound. He got into Austin. He
00:47:47got up on the wrong side of the floor this morning and shot, and he did a foul move.
00:47:51Austin finally taking the Big Show down. Flair came right off the top and got drilled in the
00:47:58abdomen. Stone Cold is not a role model. I can guarantee you that. The man most voted most
00:48:06likely to assault a fellow human being is fighting for his life here.
00:48:11And a low blow. I'll tell you what, Austin could have gotten this fight if they were here.
00:48:16The figure four right in Flair's face!
00:48:19Austin catching Flair with a right hand.
00:48:22No, you can't do that to Ric Flair, not the figure four!
00:48:28Austin with a, with a roll. Oh, and look out here!
00:48:32Austin's going to avoid the contact with a 500 pounder.
00:48:36Man, Flair and the Big Show not starting off too auspiciously here.
00:48:41In the early morning, Austin says, the hell with this. It's just a matter of time.
00:48:46I've got my second partner. Flair's got a 500 pounder, and Austin's got a steel chair.
00:48:58Can't have that steel chair in there.
00:49:01I have seen Flair in so many big match environments in,
00:49:05in my career. It's some of the greatest of the business.
00:49:12Ric Flair unarmed Austin. Austin, he loaded another, uh, another shell on the gun.
00:49:18Got another chair. Well, I guess Austin really needs an equalizer because it's two on one.
00:49:23Now, the referee is not supposed to let both Flair and Flair and the Big Show stay in there
00:49:26at the same time. Exactly. This match has started off a little out of control and chaotic.
00:49:30He wants to let the referee know what he thinks of him as well. Not one, but two.
00:49:37Don't think that none of these three men are above using,
00:49:41or wrapping a steel chair around the other's head. That's what I like about him.
00:49:46Austin is, uh, he wants Flair right now.
00:49:48Oh. Austin showing no respect for Ric Flair, the owner. I think Austin probably has a
00:49:56lot of respect for Ric Flair, the 16-time champion.
00:50:09They're the greatest names when they're talking about this business here. So now,
00:50:14Flair and Austin will be right there at the top of the list, and Austin, he's a
00:50:18cheap shot. He nailed the Big Show with a hell of a cheap shot. Why? With a right hand.
00:50:27Austin is a very complex man who trusts no one. Not one human being walking earth does
00:50:32Austin totally trust, by any stretch of the imagination. Once again, you hit the nail
00:50:37right on the thumb. Austin is a complex man. Austin with right hands. Not so complex in
00:50:44his strategy there. Right. Putting knuckle knocks on the, uh, on the worn head of the
00:50:49veteran Ric Flair. There's a magnificent shake for a guy that's more than 50. Absolutely
00:50:57amazing shake. Austin may not have an official tag team partner, but there's a lot of folks
00:51:04here in Nashville.
00:51:15Steve Weiser. His favorite beer is his next one. I guess the chairs are not allowed, and now there's
00:51:20the aluminum here. Especially one full of beer. Don't give that to the ref. He can't drink on the
00:51:25job.
00:51:3810 for the rattlesnake.
00:51:56And we've got a lot of good things to update you on here tonight.
00:51:58I understand there's tremendous massive news coming to Australia. More on that a little bit
00:52:02later as Flair just found his thumb in Austin's eye. Lo and behold, who'd have thumped that?
00:52:20Nobody does that better than Slick Rick, do they JR? No one I've ever seen.
00:52:26Oh,
00:52:40there must be saying, what the hell have I got myself into?
00:52:44Big show in there.
00:52:46High back body drop by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin blowing it along here in a match signed
00:52:51by Ric Flair. A match mandated by Ric Flair, the owner of Raw.
00:52:55Right now, Flair having second thoughts.
00:52:56Austin goes right hand, and Flair's
00:53:06Austin's clothesline to Flair. That's a credit tag to his
00:53:10partner, the 7'2", 500 pound Big Show.
00:53:29Here tonight, and the Big Show can be a difference maker.
00:53:40A little workout in before the big match here.
00:53:45And knocking Austin down with that huge hamlock right hand.
00:53:49Looks like one of those honey baked hams you buy.
00:53:59And look at the Big Show.
00:54:19That ain't bad strategy.
00:54:29Austin's hitting the Big Show with everything the Rattlesnake's got,
00:54:32and the Big Show is still standing.
00:54:40That's huge size 22 or 23 5E boot.
00:54:45Just right in the front of the face.
00:54:54And Flair now after the Big Show has beaten Austin down,
00:54:58Flair more than willing and certainly ready to make the tag and does.
00:55:04Great right hand, Austin now being punished.
00:55:07You're talking about going to the owner's woodshed.
00:55:09That's kind of what Austin is finding himself in here now.
00:55:14Austin being punished.
00:55:17And look at Flair manipulating the referee right where he wanted him.
00:55:21That's like a maestro playing the orchestra,
00:55:24and then connects with a low blow that went completely undetected by this official.
00:55:30Well, Flair can understand that officials cannot always detect things.
00:55:36Well, it's a tough position for Charles Robinson to be in.
00:55:39Senzo Flair signs Robinson's checks.
00:55:44Austin trying to fight back instinctively.
00:55:47The toughest SOB in the WWF.
00:55:50He's got that psychotic streak as well.
00:55:52He's beaten up.
00:55:53There's the punch.
00:55:54Flair got the thumb again to the eye.
00:55:56Trying to do a chance here now.
00:55:57Wait a minute, he's going to get hit by the Rattlesnake.
00:56:00Look at Flair!
00:56:02Flair.
00:56:04Carrying no man's land and slamming the ports unknown for Stone Cold.
00:56:09And now Austin is fixing the stock on that hole in Flair.
00:56:14And then commits to walking it raw.
00:56:16Get it over!
00:56:17Whoa!
00:56:18Hip choke comes right back in.
00:56:20And Austin, he's a partner here, but that's not the way the match was signed.
00:56:24Oh, right there!
00:56:25What a power slam.
00:56:26My God, that was as dominating and impressive a power slam
00:56:31as you'll ever see in Austin.
00:56:32He's folded up like an accordion after having all the air in his body.
00:56:36Well, you've got to-
00:56:38Flair got the cover kick.
00:56:39It should be over here!
00:56:40To kick that.
00:56:42You knew it was just a matter of time.
00:56:44I mean, with-
00:56:45Well, just do the math.
00:56:47Not only is it two against one, but I mean, let's face it,
00:56:49Big Show is more like three or four just himself.
00:56:52Keep your mouth shut, punk!
00:56:55Maybe some discouraging words for some of the patrons here at ringside.
00:57:00No, they're talking to you.
00:57:03And Austin now finds himself where it may not be a matter of if or when
00:57:09Austin's going to be finished off here.
00:57:14What a hard shot off the chest.
00:57:17Such a bright red blood rushing to the surface of Austin's chest.
00:57:23And Flair now hammering again.
00:57:25The top to the right hands.
00:57:27Austin just being-
00:57:29He just being whipped.
00:57:35I don't know exactly the meaning of that, but in any event,
00:57:38Flair feeling his oats right now.
00:57:41He has a clear-cut advantage.
00:57:43Trying to teach Austin some discipline.
00:57:47And if Flair can do it, he'll be the first man in history
00:57:49to ever teach a rattlesnake any discipline.
00:57:52And now Austin got the thigh muscle, the focus of Flair.
00:57:58Hear that, Flair?
00:57:59Flair just instructed Big Show to work on the legs.
00:58:02Rattlesnake's legs sopping up so he can lock in that pad to figure four here.
00:58:06You know that's what he's thinking.
00:58:07No doubt about it, Keith.
00:58:09And look at the Big Show.
00:58:10That's 500 pounds.
00:58:12All that body weight right down on Austin.
00:58:14And then driving that knee right into the canvas.
00:58:21And Austin is screaming in pain here at the hands of two men
00:58:26who are now looking to cripple the rattlesnake
00:58:30with this arm swaddle on Austin's legs.
00:58:33So far, I would say that this is working out exactly the way
00:58:39that Flair planned it.
00:58:41And maybe here now, look how Big Show just tagged in Flair.
00:58:46They're still doing more damage.
00:58:48And Flair, wait a minute.
00:58:49Austin, inside cradle!
00:58:51He's got the inside cradle and got a near fall.
00:58:56And Austin beating Flair up somehow.
00:58:58Austin on one leg now.
00:59:00He's got to get some circulation back in that leg.
00:59:02Austin's got to buy him some time.
00:59:04Flair knows that better than anybody.
00:59:06And that's not going to happen
00:59:07if Flair has anything to say or to do about it.
00:59:09You're right.
00:59:09There goes Slick Rick right back to that left leg of Austin.
00:59:13Here we go.
00:59:14Figure four leg lock.
00:59:15Locked in!
00:59:16First, it was Nature Boy Buddy Rogers.
00:59:18And then Flair took over from there.
00:59:21Flair the master of this move.
00:59:23He's been using it for three decades.
00:59:26And now, Austin, Austin is so far from the ropes.
00:59:29There's no one for Austin to tag.
00:59:33See how long he can withstand this pain, JR.
00:59:35He may have to tap out.
00:59:41Brushing the Austin's body.
00:59:43Got those shoulders down.
00:59:45Ripley had to count it.
00:59:47Got a near fall.
00:59:49He's trying to turn Flair to Flair's stomach,
00:59:51which is the counter.
00:59:53Almost an Indian death block now on Flair.
00:59:55Oh, look at the big shove.
00:59:57Austin tied up.
00:59:59Austin couldn't protect himself
01:00:01even though he saw the big shove coming.
01:00:03What Austin could do is
01:00:05his and Flair's legs entangled.
01:00:09Wait a minute.
01:00:11We're going for the hip toss instead.
01:00:13He got locked up here.
01:00:15Austin got the backslide.
01:00:17Almost got it.
01:00:19He's got it.
01:00:21Right?
01:00:23Almost doing a surprising three count
01:00:25on that counter.
01:00:27Oh, hard shot.
01:00:29There's hand quickly.
01:00:31Top of him.
01:00:33Man. Big overhand right hand.
01:00:35Austin barely able to help.
01:00:37Austin fighting back.
01:00:39Talking about alcohol,
01:00:41Gill, Austin, and Flair
01:00:43are changing the chops.
01:00:45I like it.
01:00:47Whoo what, whoo what?
01:00:51Nice tackle by the Nature Boy, Ric Flair.
01:00:55Oh, now, boom!
01:00:57Austin with a spinebuster there,
01:01:00and now Austin's a damn hard-headed.
01:01:03He's going right back to that figure four.
01:01:05He already tried this one time,
01:01:06and Big Show jumped on it, and there it is.
01:01:08Oh, my.
01:01:09You talk about blocking out the sun.
01:01:13Again, Austin, hell-bent for beating Flair
01:01:15with Flair's own figure four.
01:01:17You said it right.
01:01:18That's why I was thinking, just hard-headed.
01:01:21With Al Scorch's ass, sir.
01:01:23He was a damn about nothing.
01:01:24You hear the Big Show?
01:01:26He'll tag me in Al Scorch's ass.
01:01:28He will, too.
01:01:29There's a tag.
01:01:31Great tackle Austin to make a tag.
01:01:32Here comes the Scorch.
01:01:33There's the sun.
01:01:34No Scorch.
01:01:36Oh, he's 13, so.
01:01:39One more time, and Big Show.
01:01:42Oh, look at that!
01:01:43And the right-legged Flair has just got his purse used
01:01:47by Storm Cole here in Nashville,
01:01:50and the elbow by Austin puts down the Big Show momentarily.
01:01:54Flair back in.
01:01:55Oh, once again.
01:01:58Best press on Ric Flair.
01:02:00How poetic is that?
01:02:02And, boy, that was a real,
01:02:05close to being a severe low blow, King, if it wasn't.
01:02:08He got Slick Rick right in the...
01:02:10Oh, look at that.
01:02:11Right in Space Mountain out of order right now.
01:02:14And there's a cover,
01:02:15and Big Show pulls Storm Cole right off of Flair.
01:02:19Oh, look who's here, Grayar.
01:02:21Look, he just arrived on the scene.
01:02:24Another NWO member.
01:02:26Oh, and the Stunner.
01:02:28Austin got the Stunner.
01:02:31That's Puck at ringside.
01:02:33That Stunner barely fades the Big Show.
01:02:36Oh, that's Puck looking to kick Austin,
01:02:38kick the Big Show.
01:02:41Austin with a Stunner on that Puck.
01:02:43Austin with a Stunner on Flair.
01:02:46Austin got the cover.
01:02:47Will it be?
01:02:49Yes, it is.
01:02:52Here is your winner,
01:02:54Storm Cole,
01:02:55Big Austin.
01:02:58Well, Storm Cole dodged
01:03:01the pull of another Nature Boy,
01:03:04the power of the Big Show,
01:03:06and the error foot of NWO member S-Puck.
01:03:11I can tell you one thing,
01:03:12Slick Rick is not gonna be happy about this.
01:03:16Austin limping out of here
01:03:18after having those legs assaulted
01:03:20by Flair and the Big Show.
01:03:25That was a mistake that Austin was able to capitalize on.
01:03:30You talk about a resilient rattlesnake,
01:03:33Austin refusing to be skimmed here tonight.
01:03:36He dodges tonight's bullet,
01:03:38but you gotta believe that somewhere soon,
01:03:40Flair's gonna reload.
01:03:42You got that right.
01:03:45Storm Cole, I'll tell you what,
01:03:46he's dodged a lot of them in his time,
01:03:48but this time, this situation,
01:03:49with Flair, Austin, NWO, whatever,
01:03:52far from over.
01:03:53Now, ladies and gentlemen,
01:03:54our colleagues from SmackDown,
01:03:55Michael Cole and Taz are here.
01:03:57Rattles, welcome, and take it away.
01:04:00Well, hey, JR, hey, King,
01:04:01and I'll tell you what, folks,
01:04:02I'm here, of course, with Taz,
01:04:03who, well, as a fashion statement,
01:04:05likes to be bald,
01:04:07but for people like myself,
01:04:08the one phrase we don't like to hear is,
01:04:10hey, are you losing your hair?
01:04:12Are you going bald?
01:04:13Well, tonight in Nashville at Judgment Day,
01:04:15one man will lose his hair.
01:04:17It's Kurt Angle versus Edge
01:04:18in a hair versus hair match.
01:04:21One man is going to go bald,
01:04:23and check it out,
01:04:25it's a little preview of what Edge or Kurt Angle
01:04:26may look like without any hair.
01:04:28Shine head Edge and shine head Angle,
01:04:31but anyway, this is simple,
01:04:32you lose this match,
01:04:33you get dragged over to that barber chair
01:04:35sitting in this arena,
01:04:36and you get your head shaved bald,
01:04:39you get embarrassed in front of thousands
01:04:41in this building,
01:04:42millions and millions at home,
01:04:43and then you face the toughest critics
01:04:45in the locker room,
01:04:46the guys laughing in your face.
01:04:47I'll tell you, Edge and Kurt Angle,
01:04:49there it is, there's the barber chair
01:04:51that will be used tonight
01:04:52after the hair versus hair match
01:04:53between Kurt Angle and Edge.
01:04:55Angle and Edge, former best friends.
01:04:58There's the ball of fierce competitors.
01:05:00Angle and Edge meet tonight,
01:05:02and you know this whole rivalry
01:05:03all started, Taz,
01:05:05over a simple t-shirt.
01:05:09I'm about to unveil the brand new
01:05:12Kurt Angle t-shirt.
01:05:14A t-shirt that I designed myself.
01:05:17So without any further ado,
01:05:21what the hell are you doing out here?
01:05:23Kurt, despite all of our differences,
01:05:26you and I had one hell of a match at Backlash.
01:05:29I wanted to say congratulations,
01:05:31and I couldn't be happier for you.
01:05:33You got a brand new t-shirt.
01:05:34I mean, let's see it.
01:05:35I wanna see the t-shirt.
01:05:36You know something, Edge?
01:05:37I knew you'd come around.
01:05:39So without any further ado,
01:05:40drum roll please.
01:05:44Is it me or what?
01:05:46Who the hell did this?
01:05:48Kurt, that shirt definitely is you.
01:05:50Edge is stuck at the Kurt Angle again.
01:05:55Tonight, I'm about to unveil
01:05:57the official, real Kurt Angle t-shirt.
01:06:00So who wants to buy my t-shirt?
01:06:04Kurt, I wanna buy a t-shirt,
01:06:06but I think there's a better one out there.
01:06:10That's it, Edge, I've had it.
01:06:12I want another match with you.
01:06:14It's your judgment day, and this time,
01:06:16what do we say we put something on the line,
01:06:18like maybe that pretty little head of yours?
01:06:21It gets shaved bald if I beat you.
01:06:24You know what, Kurt?
01:06:25I'll do it.
01:06:26But you put your money where your mouth is.
01:06:28If I beat you?
01:06:32Now, Edge, I'd be a little worried if I were you,
01:06:35because when I'm through with you at judgment day,
01:06:38you're gonna look like Uncle Freakin' Fester.
01:06:40I say Kurt Angle will be red, white, and bald.
01:06:46Two of the hottest young superstars
01:06:48in the WWE today, Edge and Kurt Angle,
01:06:51and a spectacular battle.
01:06:53It is Kurt Angle versus Edge.
01:06:56It's hair versus hair.
01:06:58Who's gonna be bald?
01:07:02♪♪
01:07:07Red, white, and bald.
01:07:08That won't fit Kurt Angle.
01:07:10Not at all, JR.
01:07:13Oh.
01:07:14Kurt Angle!
01:07:16Kurt Angle!
01:07:17Please, people, fellow Tennesseans,
01:07:19don't do this to Kurt.
01:07:21Kurt Angle!
01:07:23Kurt Angle!
01:07:25Kurt Angle!
01:07:26Kurt Angle!
01:07:27Kurt Angle!
01:07:28Kurt Angle!
01:07:29Kurt Angle!
01:07:30The following contest is scheduled for one fall
01:07:34with the hair versus hair match.
01:07:37Introducing Kurt from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
01:07:40237 pounds, Kurt Angle!
01:07:46Well, I'll tell you what.
01:07:48What?
01:07:49Along with another one of shaved head,
01:07:51the loser of this match is gonna be forced
01:07:53to endure utter embarrassment and humiliation.
01:07:57The rare Olympic bald angle.
01:08:00Almost extinct.
01:08:03That was a good one. I get it.
01:08:04You think you know me.
01:08:05You think you know me.
01:08:06The winner, Kurt Angle...
01:08:17from Colorado, Illinois...
01:08:18weighing 242 pounds...
01:08:21is...
01:08:26Come on, JR. Admit it.
01:08:28This guy needs a haircut.
01:08:30Really, really bad.
01:08:31Look at his hair.
01:08:32It's so greasy, it can fry chicken in it.
01:08:35It's Lawson here, last week on SmackDown,
01:08:39thanks to Kurt Angle and his somewhat short-cutting ways.
01:08:46Look at the barber, that really is Floyd Jr., isn't it?
01:08:51I think it is.
01:08:52Okay, Mayberry barber shop.
01:08:55I'm sure it's a talented man, but it doesn't take a lot of skills
01:08:58to shave somebody bald, and that's what we're going to see tonight.
01:09:01We're not talking about a little dremel off the sides.
01:09:04I mean, they're actually going to get the razor out and just really shave it?
01:09:07Yeah, I understand the loser is going to have his head shaved bald.
01:09:10I think that pretty well tells you what's going on.
01:09:12Front face like a fly by the former Olympic champion.
01:09:15Well, what was Edge thinking when he accepted
01:09:17Kurt Angle's challenge to this match?
01:09:20I mean, if stupidity were an Olympic event,
01:09:22then Edge would get a gold medal.
01:09:25Okay, how's he going to look with no hair?
01:09:27Well, he'll actually look better.
01:09:29You know where Elijah died?
01:09:30In the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada.
01:09:32Hello, over there.
01:09:33Bahamas, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Bermuda, Malaysia, and Brunei.
01:09:38I'm sure the Sultan of Brunei is watching this as we speak.
01:09:42Without a doubt.
01:09:43Hello, Sultan.
01:09:44I relate to royalty, you know.
01:09:46I'm sure you do.
01:09:47Oh!
01:09:48Counter by Kurt Angle.
01:09:50Got countered by the golden cradle of Edge.
01:09:53That was close.
01:09:54And Angle coming up saying, you can't out-wrestle me.
01:09:56But on that exchange, Edge did just that.
01:10:00Angle going downstairs.
01:10:02No one in WWE history has ever accomplished more
01:10:07in the short time that they've been in the business
01:10:09than Kurt Angle.
01:10:10Nobody.
01:10:11He's great.
01:10:12He's fantastic.
01:10:13He is a true robot.
01:10:16Sidestepping the on-rushing Kurt Angle.
01:10:19And you know what's great about Kurt Angle?
01:10:21He's got a nice, normal haircut.
01:10:24Oh!
01:10:25At least for now.
01:10:28Oh, look at Edge's hair.
01:10:30Oh, hey, now.
01:10:33He's dead off that two-pounder.
01:10:35He's hanging right out of it, Edge.
01:10:37Very aggressive here tonight.
01:10:38A lot at stake.
01:10:40A little hair for Edge, at least.
01:10:43And hair.
01:10:46And these two young men certainly represent a large part
01:10:50of the future, in my estimation, of the WWE.
01:10:54Young and athletic.
01:10:57I mean, you know, I just don't...
01:10:58I've never understood how a guy like...
01:11:00Oh!
01:11:01A guy like Edge would want your hair that long and stringy.
01:11:05I mean, it's like...
01:11:06It's got to be a distraction while you're trying to wrestle.
01:11:08She's swinging around.
01:11:09He has to...
01:11:10Oh, well, it really is not good.
01:11:12Angle all tied up and nowhere to go.
01:11:14Oh, boy.
01:11:15What?
01:11:16Oh, the spear!
01:11:17Man!
01:11:18Edge catching Angle with that spear.
01:11:20In the ropes, nowhere to go.
01:11:21Look out!
01:11:22Whoa!
01:11:23Man, it's beautiful!
01:11:25Beautiful!
01:11:26Hey, I can't hear, boy!
01:11:28A belly-to-belly overhead throw from the ring to the floor.
01:11:31Wow!
01:11:32Via the top rope.
01:11:33See it again.
01:11:34One more time.
01:11:35Look at that!
01:11:36Oh!
01:11:37Hear that impact there?
01:11:38That hurt a splat.
01:11:40You'd have to have a hip replacement with a butt like that, wouldn't you?
01:11:43Human anatomy, God.
01:11:45A little more organs anatomy than you'd think.
01:11:47Get up back here, Angle.
01:11:48Get up back here.
01:11:49It sucks!
01:11:51Oh, Kurt Angle just got a hell of an advantage here.
01:11:54He's got the lives on him.
01:11:55Angle needs to go for the kill here, so to speak.
01:11:58The barbershop is open!
01:12:01Oh, Angle's going to go ahead and pull it out.
01:12:03By the ropes, if you have to.
01:12:07Always leery when you go and take things out.
01:12:09Let's go, come on.
01:12:10That's a good hand by Angle again.
01:12:12Angle's kneeing up.
01:12:13Two!
01:12:14And Edge is hanging.
01:12:15Look at Edge's hands.
01:12:16They're down to his side.
01:12:17I think you should look at Edge's hair and get one good last look at it.
01:12:20Referee Brian Hebner.
01:12:23Trying to show some authority here at Angle.
01:12:26Hey, wait a minute.
01:12:27He hates it.
01:12:28I guess he does.
01:12:29It gets him off his game, though.
01:12:31They'll spoil his concentration here if they're not careful.
01:12:34Oh, yeah, he'll...
01:12:35He's a very emotional competitor.
01:12:39Well, you know, he'll tear up at the drop of a hand.
01:12:41He is emotional.
01:12:42He'll ball like a baby.
01:12:44What do you think he'll do?
01:12:46Oh, my God.
01:12:47What?
01:12:48I can't imagine Edge doing that.
01:12:53Boom!
01:12:54Hard spine busting by Angle.
01:12:56He's gonna look for the three here.
01:12:58And hook the leg.
01:12:59Got a near fall.
01:13:00Angle clearly establishing his superiority here.
01:13:03I'm just trying to picture Edge with no hair.
01:13:05This is the most striking feature would once again be his teeth.
01:13:09Well, he does have nice teeth.
01:13:10Yeah, he's got 32 nice teeth.
01:13:13And that's just on the top.
01:13:15He's got some serious teeth going on.
01:13:18Angle, he's got a really short gut.
01:13:20But he's got a strange-shaped head.
01:13:23Sort of like a dinosaur, like.
01:13:25Compared to what?
01:13:26A normal human?
01:13:30His head is shaped like a dinosaur.
01:13:35How did you get that?
01:13:36It's compared to, like, your bowling ball-like head.
01:13:40That is gonna come back to me sooner or later.
01:13:42Thank you very much.
01:13:43I was trying to hurt my feelings.
01:13:45Angle's doing more than hurting Edge's feelings right now.
01:13:48Uh-oh.
01:13:49One way to get beat up, but when a guy tells you about it,
01:13:51he's doing it.
01:13:52You gotta hate this.
01:13:53That really is a...
01:13:54That will be the man.
01:13:56Downstairs.
01:13:58That DDT.
01:13:59Angle got the DDT.
01:14:00This should be it.
01:14:01Oh, Edge kicked out.
01:14:03Edge kicking out, knowing that this is just not your everyday
01:14:07main event level match.
01:14:08This is a match that you're gonna remember the rest of your life.
01:14:12One of these two young lads should be cue-balled
01:14:16somewhere later tonight.
01:14:18Have you ever seen anybody with a freshly-shaven head, JR?
01:14:21It's like, you know, there's no tan there at all,
01:14:23and it's like Howard Finkle-like.
01:14:26You know what I mean?
01:14:27That would be horrible-looking.
01:14:30Well, that's a stark contrast to reality.
01:14:33Right.
01:14:35There's always some little knots and bumps and stuff up there
01:14:37that you never realize was there.
01:14:41Worst champ I can find by angle.
01:14:44And I understand all the WWE superstars,
01:14:46they're waiting back there right now.
01:14:48They're, like, lined up, ready to just start the razzing.
01:14:53Did I say WWF?
01:14:54I meant WWE.
01:14:55You dare when I say that?
01:14:56You gotta tell me to get the F out.
01:14:58You might take it literally, Lee.
01:15:00I won't do that for you.
01:15:03What would you do without me?
01:15:04I don't have a clue.
01:15:05Uh-oh, wait a minute.
01:15:06Flounder.
01:15:07Come on.
01:15:08Squeeze.
01:15:09Put the pressure.
01:15:10Angle is squeezing,
01:15:11and he's got that little surge of energy and adrenaline
01:15:14trying to fight his way back up.
01:15:16He's taking down that hair.
01:15:18I wonder if that's a little sign of things to come,
01:15:21that Edge is about to seemingly get back on track.
01:15:25I don't know, but speaking of signs,
01:15:26did you see somebody out in the audience with a sign?
01:15:29Oh, some Edge shaving cream.
01:15:32Cover.
01:15:33The suplex.
01:15:34The legs up to an angle.
01:15:35It'll be appropriate tonight, won't it?
01:15:38It might be too ironic.
01:15:41It might be a real poetic injustice for Edge,
01:15:44his edge heads around the world.
01:15:47Edge heads.
01:15:49If Edge gets his head shaved tonight,
01:15:51I almost guarantee you there's gonna be...
01:15:54Don't tell me there's gonna be, like, people start...
01:15:56Women weeping.
01:15:57Oh, I thought you were gonna say
01:15:58kids around the world are gonna start shaving their heads.
01:16:02Which, I don't see in some of the kids around the world,
01:16:04that wouldn't be a bad thing.
01:16:07Angle.
01:16:08I would think, JR, that you, of all people,
01:16:10from Oklahoma, being the, you know,
01:16:12the traditionalist that you are,
01:16:13that you would admire a hairstyle like Kurt Angle's.
01:16:18I don't have a problem with Kurt Angle's hair,
01:16:19nor Edge's with that man.
01:16:20Oh, come on.
01:16:21Secretly, deep down deep.
01:16:23You don't like Edge's hair?
01:16:24It might not be for me,
01:16:25but that's what the hell's up.
01:16:26It doesn't matter.
01:16:27Oh, look out!
01:16:28Oh, man, that was a hell of a suplex.
01:16:31Wow.
01:16:33Nothing else has barred some time.
01:16:36Come on, Kurt!
01:16:38Think about your hair!
01:16:42Edge thinking about getting back in this match.
01:16:45Because Kurt Angle has got into
01:16:46a dominating position in this match.
01:16:50I just thought of something.
01:16:53When they shave Edge's,
01:16:54when they shave his head,
01:16:55they can shave his beard off, too.
01:16:58You need to start from scratch.
01:17:02Angle misses a close one.
01:17:04Angle misses a close one.
01:17:06Edge connects with his, though.
01:17:08That's Angle down with another close line.
01:17:15Getting out.
01:17:17Getting out wrestled here.
01:17:20Oh, no!
01:17:21Look out!
01:17:23That was close.
01:17:24He almost was red, white, and bald.
01:17:25That was really close.
01:17:29He just kicked out by a hair.
01:17:30Evil hell in a cell.
01:17:34Jack Tyler's on the line tonight.
01:17:36Get that there.
01:17:37He kicked out by a hair.
01:17:39I'll laugh later.
01:17:42On our drive back to Memphis.
01:17:44I bet a lot of the times
01:17:45after we do a show together
01:17:46the next day you just laugh
01:17:48when you finally get that stuff.
01:17:50Look out!
01:17:51Oh, what a move down there.
01:17:52Oh, that was beautiful.
01:17:53Oh, look at that.
01:17:54Angle landed on the apron,
01:17:55but he got dropped,
01:17:56kicked right off of it.
01:17:57Good shot.
01:17:58Shot right to the knees.
01:18:01Watch out, Kurt.
01:18:02And Edge!
01:18:03Oh!
01:18:04Punch across body over the top.
01:18:06I don't know how much
01:18:07of Kurt Angle that Edge got.
01:18:09What a risk taker.
01:18:10Man, that was.
01:18:11That was reaching into
01:18:12your bag of risks.
01:18:14Oh, look at that.
01:18:16Imagine seeing Edge bald.
01:18:18Seeing better heads on a pimple.
01:18:19That's going to be a horrible sight.
01:18:21Have you ever lost a hair match?
01:18:22Never.
01:18:23Oh, yes, I did, man.
01:18:24I forgot about it.
01:18:25It was terrible.
01:18:26Traumatic.
01:18:27Traumatic.
01:18:28Horrible sight.
01:18:29And there's some of that back here
01:18:30that never grew back.
01:18:31Bless your heart.
01:18:32What are you talking about?
01:18:33Probably pulled out by the roots
01:18:34is what happened.
01:18:35Again.
01:18:36That may be what happened
01:18:37to Edge here tonight.
01:18:40Edge is going to take
01:18:41another chance here.
01:18:42And look at Angle.
01:18:43Oh!
01:18:45He's had that experience
01:18:46before.
01:18:47He blocked the
01:18:48attempt to throw by Angle.
01:18:50Look out, Kurt!
01:18:51He's poised on the top.
01:18:52Look out, Kurt!
01:18:53Oh!
01:18:54The missile.
01:18:55Drop kick.
01:18:56Oh, no!
01:18:58It's over!
01:18:59It's over!
01:19:00No, it's not!
01:19:01No, it's not!
01:19:02Wow, how close was that?
01:19:03By a hair.
01:19:05By a follicle.
01:19:08One tiny follicle.
01:19:09Oh, a follicle now.
01:19:10Oh!
01:19:11Oh!
01:19:12That's a hell of a suplex.
01:19:13That'll flip your follicles
01:19:14right there.
01:19:15Yeah, you're not kidding me.
01:19:18That suplex
01:19:19was finer than frog hairs,
01:19:20but four ways.
01:19:21Oh, come on.
01:19:22That's hair jokes.
01:19:23I know that.
01:19:27Again, this crowd
01:19:28letting Kurt Angle
01:19:29know that he sucks
01:19:30just in case
01:19:31he had forgotten.
01:19:33And Angle now,
01:19:34that waist lock.
01:19:35Oh, look out!
01:19:36Edge!
01:19:37There's a roll-up!
01:19:38He got another
01:19:39near-fall bend.
01:19:40Man, that was close.
01:19:44Edge.
01:19:45Edge.
01:19:46Oh, no!
01:19:47And that was a
01:19:48that was a DDT,
01:19:49almost a
01:19:50modified version
01:19:51of that execution
01:19:52that Edge likes to utilize.
01:19:54In any event,
01:19:55Angle's face and head
01:19:56bounced off the canvas.
01:19:58Where's Edge going now?
01:20:00What's he doing?
01:20:01Edge has gone to the top.
01:20:03This is not a wise move
01:20:04on the part of Edge.
01:20:05It may not be.
01:20:06He had an opportunity to
01:20:08possibly get a pin on Kurt.
01:20:10And Angle
01:20:11Oh, you got him!
01:20:12Angle exploded!
01:20:13Wow!
01:20:14Angle exploded
01:20:15right off the top turnbuckle!
01:20:16He threw Edge
01:20:17for the cover!
01:20:18Get him!
01:20:19The cover!
01:20:20This could be it!
01:20:21This will be
01:20:22and it's over!
01:20:23Oh, Ralph, you said three.
01:20:24You know you did.
01:20:26Look at this.
01:20:27Kurt Hibner said
01:20:28I got a two count.
01:20:29It's a hairy situation now.
01:20:30Come on, Kurt!
01:20:33Look at this, JR.
01:20:34One more time.
01:20:35This looks like a beauty
01:20:36flipping like a cheese ball.
01:20:37Look at this!
01:20:38And it's a world-class
01:20:39athletic move
01:20:40by a world-class competitor
01:20:41Kurt Angle.
01:20:42What a straight martial arts kick
01:20:43catches Angle coming in.
01:20:48Oh, now what?
01:20:49Oh, yes.
01:20:50Oh!
01:20:51DDT.
01:20:53Oh, no.
01:20:54I think Kurt's out.
01:20:55Angle
01:20:56got it!
01:20:58Two.
01:20:59That's just a two.
01:21:02Edge can't believe it
01:21:03with his hair
01:21:04and his head being
01:21:05shaved bald
01:21:06hanging in the mouth.
01:21:07He's going to look
01:21:08horrible bald.
01:21:09I mean, he's going to be
01:21:10hanging from the ugly tree
01:21:11then.
01:21:15Angle pulling himself up
01:21:16after those high-impact
01:21:17maneuvers.
01:21:19Angle reverses it.
01:21:20Oh, no!
01:21:21Spear!
01:21:22Yes.
01:21:23What was the technique
01:21:24to spear Angle,
01:21:25obviously.
01:21:26He missed Angle.
01:21:27Inadvertently speared
01:21:28the referee.
01:21:29And that may not be
01:21:30the best...
01:21:31Oh, my God!
01:21:32Oh, wee!
01:21:34Man, Edge has got...
01:21:35He just got thrown
01:21:36out of his boots.
01:21:37What kind of suplex
01:21:38was that?
01:21:39A physical...
01:21:40It's a wrap.
01:21:41Where's a wrap?
01:21:42Get it?
01:21:43Violent suplex
01:21:44by Kurt Angle.
01:21:45Coming, Kurt.
01:21:46I'll come up there
01:21:47and count.
01:21:49That was it.
01:21:52Oh, I think there,
01:21:53this is what you call
01:21:54opportunity knocking.
01:21:55Referee can't see a thing.
01:21:58Oh, spear!
01:22:00Edge got the spear
01:22:01on Angle.
01:22:02He's got the cover.
01:22:04But the referee
01:22:05is still down.
01:22:07Good.
01:22:08Thank goodness.
01:22:10And Brian Henry,
01:22:11if he don't make it here,
01:22:12he's certainly qualified
01:22:13to work in the NBA.
01:22:16What are you talking about?
01:22:17They don't see a thing.
01:22:18He's doing a fine job.
01:22:19He's hurt.
01:22:20Well, the poor kid
01:22:21got speared by Edge.
01:22:22He sure did.
01:22:23He's out of it.
01:22:26You're all doing it.
01:22:27Angle, back up.
01:22:29And Edge
01:22:30looking for another spear.
01:22:31Angle caught Edge
01:22:32right in the heart
01:22:33with the point of his boot.
01:22:35And Angle now...
01:22:36Oh, Angle was looking
01:22:37for the angle slam
01:22:38to connect.
01:22:39Another spear!
01:22:41The second spear!
01:22:42Oh, no, no.
01:22:44That's a big hit!
01:22:45The referee!
01:22:47And it's...
01:22:48No!
01:22:49It's not over!
01:22:50Oh, my gosh!
01:22:51Oh, thank goodness.
01:22:52This is not over.
01:22:54You gotta love Kurt Angle.
01:22:57Look at this.
01:22:58Yeah.
01:22:59Take one last feel
01:23:00of that mop of yours.
01:23:02Well, at least the referee
01:23:03is somewhat coherent.
01:23:05I'm telling you
01:23:06what's great about Kurt Angle.
01:23:07He absolutely refuses
01:23:08to be beaten.
01:23:10Now what?
01:23:12Angle barely able to stay.
01:23:13Look at how shaky his legs are.
01:23:14He's wobbly.
01:23:15He's really wobbly, but...
01:23:16Yeah, he's got the...
01:23:17As for the execution...
01:23:18Oh, no!
01:23:19And Angle caught Edge
01:23:20with another spear.
01:23:21An Olympic-sized spear.
01:23:22Yeah, baby!
01:23:24And now some hell-axes in town.
01:23:25Yeah, he's gonna go Olympic on him.
01:23:27And this ain't ballet,
01:23:28I'll tell you.
01:23:29Angle slam.
01:23:30He's got that hair down.
01:23:31The angle slam.
01:23:32It's over now.
01:23:34You can count your hair
01:23:35by the weight.
01:23:38Oh, so mighty.
01:23:40Wait a minute.
01:23:41This is an extraordinary match.
01:23:43I don't think
01:23:44that referee can count to three.
01:23:45The two men
01:23:46who refuse to lose.
01:23:49Oh, now.
01:23:50Oh, look at this.
01:23:51The strings have come down.
01:23:52I hate when I see a grown man
01:23:53do that.
01:23:54Oh, look at that!
01:23:55I bet you hate that.
01:23:56You don't, JR.
01:23:57Look at this.
01:23:58That's even worse.
01:23:59And, oh!
01:24:00Here's Aguri.
01:24:01Caught Angle in the temple.
01:24:03Oh, no!
01:24:04Angle's got a distant look
01:24:05on his face.
01:24:06I bet here's Aguri
01:24:07caught him right in the temple.
01:24:09Distant look on his face.
01:24:11Okay, yeah.
01:24:12He's playing possum
01:24:13on the down.
01:24:14You ought to know better.
01:24:15Angle grabbed that leg.
01:24:17He's got the ankle out again.
01:24:18Tap out!
01:24:19The match taps out.
01:24:20Tap out!
01:24:21He's tapping his ball.
01:24:22Tap it, tap it, tap it!
01:24:23He's tapping his ball.
01:24:26If he's balling more,
01:24:27he taps tonight.
01:24:28Oh, look out.
01:24:30Quick on the roll-up!
01:24:36He did it!
01:24:37Here is your winner,
01:24:39Edge!
01:24:41This can't be happening!
01:24:44Kurt Angle
01:24:45has lost to Edge!
01:24:47And Kurt Angle
01:24:48will soon
01:24:49be
01:24:50gone!
01:24:52Let's reconsider!
01:24:53Oh, look out.
01:24:54He's got Kurt Angle.
01:24:55It's a rematch!
01:24:56Oh, there's no rematch.
01:24:57Yes!
01:24:58It's about five more minutes.
01:24:59It's two out of three falls!
01:25:00This match is a one-fall match.
01:25:02And Angle
01:25:03has lost.
01:25:04It's a redo.
01:25:05Do over.
01:25:07This ain't take two.
01:25:08Yeah, it gotta be.
01:25:09Oh, look at this.
01:25:11Uh-oh.
01:25:13Wait a minute!
01:25:15Edge with the execution.
01:25:18Fighting out of this onslaught
01:25:19by Angle.
01:25:20But Edge has won this match.
01:25:25Oh, no.
01:25:26This is not right.
01:25:27This is...
01:25:28This is a miscarriage
01:25:29of justice, JR.
01:25:30And now, by the rules
01:25:31of this match
01:25:32that both men agreed to,
01:25:35the loser's head
01:25:37will be shaved
01:25:38the ball.
01:25:39Kurt is helpless.
01:25:40He can't do this
01:25:41to a man that's unconscious.
01:25:44Oh, no doubt that Angle
01:25:45is lazed
01:25:46and confused
01:25:47more than normal.
01:25:50As Edge is
01:25:52beating Angle
01:25:53right toward the barber chair.
01:25:57Oh,
01:25:58look at Floyd.
01:25:59Yeah, get it, Floyd.
01:26:00There you go.
01:26:02Look at Angle.
01:26:03What the...
01:26:04Angle's...
01:26:05Angle made a deal here.
01:26:06What do you mean?
01:26:07And Angle now
01:26:08is running out of here.
01:26:09Angle from sitting
01:26:10in that barber's chair
01:26:11Well, he saw that barber.
01:26:12for a man to get
01:26:13his head shaved bald.
01:26:14Look at that barber.
01:26:16That barber ain't got
01:26:17a damn thing to do with it.
01:26:18He looks...