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00:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years after its release.
00:16Are you okay?
00:17I'm fine. Go ahead, don't worry.
00:19Don't worry, engineer.
00:21This is a sterile clinic.
00:23The wound won't open. Don't worry.
00:27My father likes to make articles for the residents of the building and test them.
00:32Of course.
00:33I also have research numbers and papers on the building.
00:37Most importantly, when you are a gate, what do you do to the residents of the building
00:42and make them pray to God for you day and night?
00:46First, wash the stairs when you are cold and want to take a shower.
00:51People want me to go to the mosque.
00:54If I go to the mosque, the woman will get sick.
00:56If I go to the mosque, the woman will get sick.
00:58I'll stay clean.
00:59The elder will stay clean.
01:02When I see the employees, who are tired, tired of their lives,
01:05and psychologically strained,
01:07they come down in the morning, they curse him, and they get up early.
01:10Oh, God!
01:12He's the nine gold coins, there's no essence in his name.
01:15Oh, God!
01:17Peace.
01:18Peace.
01:19Oh, God!
01:20Come back to the land of the good, Omar.
01:22I'm at the bus stop.
01:24I'll be with you in 15 minutes, God willing.
01:27No, no, don't worry.
01:29Don't worry, I'm on my way.
01:32For God's sake, for God's sake.
01:34No, no, it's okay.
01:35It's okay, I swear, it's okay.
01:36No, it's okay, it's okay.
01:37Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
01:39Go ahead, sir.
01:40No, I'm not coming.
01:41No, no, how can you not?
01:42Go ahead, go ahead.
01:43I swear, you seem to be in a hurry.
01:44I'm not in a hurry or anything.
01:45How can you not?
01:46I'm talking on the phone, you're in a hurry.
01:48You're on the phone?
01:49No, it's okay, it's okay.
01:51It's okay, I swear.
01:53Hello?
01:54No, no, start without me, I'll be late.
01:55Why?
01:56I'll be late.
01:57With a thousand greetings.
01:58You're not letting me in?
01:59I'm not letting you in, how?
02:00Peace be upon you.
02:01Peace be upon you.
02:02Come on in.
02:03He wants to get in.
02:04You want to get in, right?
02:05No, no, go ahead.
02:06You're on the right, you want to get in?
02:08It's different.
02:09How?
02:10Right or right, look, like this.
02:11What's this?
02:12You're on the right.
02:13It's okay, I can do this, you're on the right.
02:15How is that right?
02:16I'm not doing this.
02:17Welcome, welcome.
02:18How are you?
02:19How are you?
02:20What's up?
02:21How are you?
02:22I'm fine.
02:23How old are you?
02:24Okay, you're older than me, you're the one who's older.
02:25My heart is young.
02:26Oh, God, I'm sorry, but you're older than me.
02:27No, but my heart is young.
02:28Okay, can I ask you something?
02:29How old are you?
02:30Yes.
02:31Sorry, but we have a dispute on this point.
02:32How old are you?
02:3361.
02:3461?
02:35You're exactly the same age.
02:36What month were you born?
02:37I'm three.
02:38What day?
02:39One.
02:40And you?
02:41February?
02:42Yes, you're the one who's older.
02:43Yes.
02:44But I'm younger, not older.
02:45No, but our hearts are young.
02:46What are you doing?
02:47Do you see how I'm acting?
02:48Yes, of course.
02:49Listen to me...
02:50Oh, God.
02:51What are you doing?
02:54How do we solve this problem?
02:55I have a good idea.
02:56What?
02:59We can play get the matchstick.
03:04Get the matchstick.
03:10Again?
03:12I won't make it now.
03:15There's no problem.
03:17What's the solution?
03:19There must be a solution.
03:21Tuba, paper or scissors?
03:23Tuba, paper or scissors?
03:25Tuba breaks scissors.
03:27Scissors is a solution.
03:29It's a solution.
03:31Tuba, paper or scissors?
03:33Tuba breaks scissors.
03:35What's the solution?
03:37Let's play Egyptian-Syrian.
03:39Okay.
03:41Egypt, Syria, Libya.
03:43Okay.
03:45Okay.
03:47Fish.
03:48Yogurt.
03:49Indian dates.
03:51Your blood pressure is low.
03:53Don't laugh.
03:55Breakdance challenge?
03:57Breakdance challenge.
03:59Breakdance challenge.
04:01Breakdance challenge.
04:03The level of the challenge is high.
04:05Breakdance challenge.
04:07Breakdance challenge.
04:09Breakdance challenge.
04:11First challenge.
04:13second challenge.
04:17It will drain you.
04:22May God protect you.
04:24You won, you pass.
04:26You are the loser.
04:28The director wanted me to win.
04:30You lost.
04:31I can't eat breakfast on my own.
04:33Congratulate me.
04:35You lost.
04:37Please, leave.
04:39I'm not going to lose, I swear to God
04:41You won, you're a winner
04:427, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
04:52Now it's time for the real deal
04:54We're going to play the Russian Roulette
04:56Each of these balls has one shot
04:58You're going to hit it, and it's going to hit you
05:01And the one who dies is the one who gets out
05:03How?
05:04Come on guys
05:06Okay, I'm going to hit the first one
05:07Okay
05:08I swear to God
05:15Nice, now it's your turn
05:18What?
05:19If you're scared, go
05:20No, I'm not scared
05:21What?
05:22I'm not scared
05:23Then what?
05:24I feel like I don't need to go down
05:27I feel like I'm going to die
05:28And then I'm going to go up
05:30Like this?
05:31I'm not going to hit anyone
05:32I'm going to go up
05:33Like this?
05:34Like this?
05:36Damn
05:37That's enough
05:39Go ahead
05:40You go first
05:41No, you first
05:42No, I swear it won't work
05:43Like this?
05:44No
05:45I'm not going to hit anyone
05:46Well I'm not going to show you anything
05:47I'm going to sit down
05:48I'm not going to show you anything
05:49I'm not going to show you anything
05:50I'm going to sleep
05:51I'm going to hit something
05:52I'm going to sleep
05:53I'm not going to show you anything
06:04You are my heart
06:06I'm asking you, did you see where Samir is?
06:09Did you see the room upstairs?
06:11No, I didn't
06:13Oh, you didn't see it?
06:15No
06:16Can you imagine?
06:17I swear, I didn't
06:19What about him?
06:21The cleanliness and the sugar are gone
06:23Did you see the room you are in?
06:25Yes
06:26And the room upstairs?
06:28Yes
06:31Believe me, did you see it?
06:33Yes
06:34Why?
06:35Because I believe
06:36Because you believe?
06:38Yes
06:39Because I believe
06:42In our building, we take care of three things
06:49The building security, number one
06:52Number two, questions from outside and inside
06:55Where are you going, sir?
06:57Ah, come in
06:59And the third and most important thing
07:01Which is a lot of other important things
07:05In short
07:07I earn two jobs
07:09Dollars and Euros
07:11It's all about
07:13And that is
07:15Cleaning the apartments
07:17So that the people next to us
07:20Wake up
07:29Thank God, I'm almost done
07:32I don't know why you are so tired, Samira
07:35I go downstairs every day
07:37To get Ali everything he wants
07:39May God keep you for us, Boussara
07:41And never deprive us of you
07:43But wearing clothes for two days
07:45Is not enough
07:47I have more clothes than my grandson
07:49To make him tired
07:51Yes
07:52Yes
07:53Who is going to open the door?
07:55You, of course
07:57What do you say when the door knocks
07:59Who opens it, the woman or the man?
08:01The man, of course
08:02Are you sure?
08:03Of course, the mother opens it
08:05You are the closest to the house
08:07And you are the closest to the window
08:09But that doesn't mean you can't open the door
08:11You can't open the door
08:13You can't open the door
08:15You can't open the door
08:17You can't open the door
08:19You are the closest to the window
08:21But that doesn't mean you can't open it
08:23You have become lazy, Samira
08:25You have become like the bear
08:27Oh, Amad
08:29You are always forward
08:31And brave
08:33No, but you are known for sacrifice
08:35And you were the hero of Judo
08:37For the northern provinces of Sa'id
08:39Yes, but you were and still are
08:41The leader of the national campaign
08:43For the fight against the brown swine disease
08:45That produced the potatoes
08:47What does that have to do with it?
08:49It has nothing to do with it
08:51But don't forget that you are one of the best
08:53Three women in the 7th floor
08:55So what?
08:57So get up and open the door
09:01Oh, man
09:03If someone wanted you
09:05Would I have been lost from here to the door
09:07For 13 seconds in the open?
09:09Couldn't I have prayed 13 times?
09:11Can't you pray while you are walking?
09:13And I doubt that
09:16That's why
09:18The guy at the supermarket
09:20Bought you the ice cream I ordered 6 days ago
09:22No, it must be the situation
09:24He wants to take a share from you
09:26And why can't the guy at the dry-clean
09:28Bought you the hair dryer
09:30And if it was the dry-clean
09:32He would have bought you the safari suit
09:34And why can't the guy at the bakery
09:36Bought you a kilo of cookies
09:38Or half a kilo of shakalama
09:40It's probably the pharmacy
09:42Bought you the painkiller
09:44And why do you want to scare me?
09:46Huh?
09:50Did you forget that you have a night shift?
09:52Did you forget?
09:54Or did you forget last week
09:56That I changed your bedside table 4 times?
09:58Shame on you, man
10:00I forgot the baby
10:02The baby that I have
10:04A partial hemorrhage
10:06You are a liar
10:08The doctor said, thank God
10:10You are better than the partial hemorrhage
10:12Instead of the soup that you gave me
10:14I want to give you a full bag of salt
10:16It's colder than the sea water
10:18Don't forget that I made you tea
10:20Don't forget that I got a banana
10:22Don't forget that I forgot about this
10:24But please don't forget that I'm still fixing your watch
10:26Don't forget that I'm still washing your dirty clothes
10:28Don't forget that I'm the one who washed it
10:30I'm the one who charged the electricity
10:32It's from my money, Haneen, not yours
10:34But I paid for the washing machine
10:36And it's not hidden
10:38There's someone in the world
10:40And you know that the warranty is over
10:42Don't forget that in the beginning of this marriage
10:44You gave me a lot of gas
10:46And you called me a cleaner
10:48And you blew up the apartment
10:50That my dad bought for me
10:54You are a poor girl
10:56Your heart is black
10:58This explosion happened
11:00More than 42 years ago
11:02Then why did your dad give me this apartment?
11:04To blind my eyes?
11:06Or your eyes?
11:08Your eyes?
11:10He was trying to compensate me
11:12Because I loved Muneera
11:14Your twin sister
11:16Not you
11:18We are twins, what's the difference?
11:20No, for God's sake
11:22Don't tell me that
11:24It's a curse
11:26You two look exactly alike
11:28Twin sisters
11:30But Muneera had a good one
11:32Oh my God
11:34She used to get me
11:36At the end of the world
11:38Hello Muneera
11:40It's true
11:42The good ones go
11:44And the bad ones stay
11:50God forgive you Hajj Batarekh
11:52There's no Hajj in the world
11:54Called Batarekh
11:56How did you meet?
11:58Hajj Batarekh was waiting for me
12:00For a month
12:02To marry someone
12:05And she got drunk
12:07And studied
12:09And got a doctorate
12:11And what did we get from the doctorate?
12:13The effect of direct advertising
12:15Direct advertising?
12:17Direct advertising
12:19Based on
12:21Mobile phones
12:23Used
12:25In Cambodia
12:27Cambodia?
12:29In Cambodia
12:31I'm telling you
12:33Don't laugh at yourself
12:35You're nothing
12:37I don't love you
12:39I only loved Muneera
12:41I know, divorce me
12:43But open your mouth
12:45I'll divorce you
12:47Open your mouth
12:49Divorce me
12:51And I'll forgive you
12:53For the benefit of Mota
12:55And the benefit of the winter
12:57And the benefit of the winter
12:59We know
13:01I won't do Hajj from now on
13:03I'll commit suicide
13:05Yes
13:07Take my hands
13:09And walk with me
13:11I'll pay you
13:19You're out
13:21Samira
13:23I'm coming Muneera
13:25Kabatin
13:27Can you do this
13:29So I can escape
13:31Like this
13:41I don't want Hajj
13:47Yes
13:49Yes
13:53Yes
13:55I have 7 more applications
13:57I'm a university graduate
13:59I can't do this every time
14:01I got this from the magazine
14:03What magazine?
14:05The magazine
14:09Isn't this the Hajj tea?
14:11In the 8th
14:13Come
14:15I'll put the horse for you
14:17I'll put the horse for you
14:19I'll put the horse for you
14:29At 8pm
14:31I had a very bad day
14:33I had a very bad day
14:35Because
14:37Because
14:39Because
14:41Because
14:43Because
14:46Because
14:48Because
14:50Because
14:52Because
14:54Because
14:56Because
14:58Because
15:00Because
15:02Because
15:04Because
15:06Because
15:08Because
15:10Because
15:12Because
15:14Because
15:20Because
15:36Because
15:38Come on, say it!
15:41Good evening!
15:42Good evening.
15:44Can you hear me?
15:45We can hear you, Nijm.
15:47We're here to announce the talent search.
15:49Where are the talents?
15:50Are you a sound engineer? Can't you hear?
15:54I hope you can't. At least I can't see what's in front of me.
15:57You'll hear and see.
15:59Give me a C.
16:00C.
16:03Carrot.
16:05Carrot.
16:07Carrot, carrots, carrots.
16:11Come on, say it!
16:13Come on, say it!
16:15Come on, say it!
16:17I can't hear you.
16:19I'm saying it like a carrot.
16:21It's like the last verse.
16:23What verse?
16:24The verse.
16:25Come on, say it!
16:27Come on, say it!
16:29Come on, say it!
16:31Give me a C.
16:34Come on, say it!
16:36Carrot.
16:39Look at the carrot.
16:41Carrot, carrot.
16:42Come on, say it!
16:44Carrot, carrot.
16:48Thank you. You're welcome.
16:50Come on, say it!
16:51Come on, say it!
16:53Carrot, carrot.
16:57Good evening.
16:59Good evening.
17:01Why are you standing in the middle of the street?
17:03I'm here to write my thesis.
17:05We're paying for it.
17:07And I have 50 pence with me.
17:09I'm here to write my thesis.
17:10You don't have to write your thesis.
17:11We're here today to announce a scholarship.
17:13Where's the scholarship?
17:15What's that?
17:16What's that?
17:17And we're here today to record the season's plan.
17:22I'm so excited.
17:23I'm so excited.
17:25I know this is Bersham's job.
17:26Bersham, just hold your tongue like this
17:29and let's get through the day.
17:31Go ahead, Mr. Kalloum.
17:32What?
17:33I'm singing.
17:34Go ahead, play it.
18:03TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:05TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:07TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:09TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:12TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:14TRIN
18:15I'm a baby, look who I'm fearing
18:18I'm a baby, look who I'm fearing
18:21When I say day, I mean TRIN
18:24When I say day, I mean day, I mean TRIN
18:27When I say day, I mean day, I mean day, I mean TRIN
18:30When I say day, I mean day, I mean day, I mean TRIN
18:33When I say day, I mean TRIN
18:36When I say day, I mean day
18:51TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:53I'm a TRIN
18:54TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:56I'm a TRIN
18:57TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
18:59I'm a TRIN
19:00TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN, TRIN
19:03I've got two in my inbox
19:06One is a ghost and the other is a fox
19:09The one who sent me a box of coffee
19:12And the one who sells me products
19:15And I've been doing detox since I was a kid
19:18I'm a tough guy, I'm a tough guy
19:21I'm a manager, I'm a minister, I'm a boss
19:24I'm going to be famous in the inbox
19:27Inbox, inbox, inbox, inbox, inbox
19:30Inbox, inbox, inbox, inbox, inbox
19:34Inbox, inbox, inbox, inbox, inbox
19:37Inbox, inbox
19:43Is that all?
19:45Yeah.
19:46Is that all?
19:47We made it.
19:48What?
19:49Do you know what I'm thinking about?
19:52What?
19:53I think I'm going to go in and give him a blowjob on his 19th birthday.
19:57I think I'm going to leave now.
19:59Wait, wait, wait.
20:00Jessica!
20:01I'm sorry.