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00:00Chor Kaalu Kavva Paapad Bechne Ke Bahane Jangal Mein Jaata Aur Chhote Pakshiyon Se Unke Ghar Ki Baatein Poosh Liya Karta Tha.
00:14Paapad O Paapad, Karare Karare Paapad Lo, Suno Suno, Chidiya Ke Chhote Bache, Yahaan Aau.
00:22Kaalu Kavva Chidiya Ke Bete Kuku Ko Apne Paas Bulata Hai.
00:27Chhote Bache, Kya Tum Free Mein Paapad Loge?
00:31Haan, Majhe Paapad Bahut Basant Hai, Magar Mere Paas Paise Nahi Hai.
00:36Pehle Batao, Tumhari Mamma Paise Kaha Rakhti Hai?
00:40Kyu? Main Kyu Apne Ghar Ki Baatein Tumhe Batao? Mamma Ne Mujhe Mana Kar Rakha Hai.
00:45Kya Tum Free Mein Paapad Nahi Khaoge?
00:49Chidiya Ka Beta Laalaj Mein Aajaata Hai, Aur Kaalu Kavva Ko Bata Deta Hai.
00:54Angal, Meri Mamma Apne Paise Apne Puraane Sandook Mein Rakhti Hai.
00:59Aaccha, To Kya Sandook Ko Tala Bhi Lagaya Hua Hai Tumhari Mamma Ne?
01:04Haan, Aur Mamma Ne Sandook Ke Tala Ki Jaabi Almari Mein Rakhi Hui Hai.
01:09Hahaha, Tum Toh Bahut Kuch Jaante Ho. Lo, Ab Yeh Do Paapad Tum Haare Hui Hai.
01:17Kuku Kave Se Paapad Leh Kar Kha Leta Hai.
01:20Kalu ji aaj kis chhote bakshi se ghar ki baatein poochi hai?
01:25Aaj mujhe chhudiya ka bachcha mila tha, usne mujhe sab bata diya hai.
01:30Maine usse papad ka laalich diya to usne mujhe sab bata diya.
01:35Fir raat ho jaati hai.
01:37Mama chhudiya apne ghar ke darwaze ki gundi lagati hai.
01:40Diya bhujati hai aur apne bete ke saath saw jaati hai.
01:44Ghori ghori utho utho chhudiya saw gayi hogi.
01:49Kavva aur kavvi apne ghar se nikalti hai.
01:55Aur chupke se chhudiya ke ghar me jaakar ghuj jaati hai.
01:59Kavva almari kholta hai.
02:01Aur taale ki jaabi uthaakar sandu ka taala khol leta hai.
02:05Mama chhudiya ke saare jama kiye huye paise churaakar,
02:09Kavva aur kavvi wahaan se bhaag jaati hai.
02:12Subah ho jaati hai.
02:14Kuku kuku utho beta, hum lut gaye.
02:18Kavva almari bhi khuli hai aur sandook bhi.
02:21Koi chhor hamara ghar lut kar le gaya hai.
02:24Tumhari mama paise kaha rakhti hai?
02:28Kuku ke khayal me kavvi ki baat aati hai.
02:31Magar fir bhi wo apne mama se kuch nahi kehta.
02:34Wo dar jaata hai.
02:36Mama mama mujhe toh nahi pata.
02:38Maine toh kisi ko nahi bataya.
02:40Ke meri mama taale ki jaabi kaha rakhti hai.
02:44Apne bete ki ye baat sunkar,
02:46Mama chhudiya ko shak guzarta hai.
02:48Ke ho nahi ho.
02:49Kuku nahi kisi ko bataya hoga.
02:51Magar mama chhudiya chup rehti hai.
02:53Fir doosre din Kavva firse jangal mein aa jaata hai.
02:57Aur kabootar ke bete ko aawaaz deta hai.
03:00Chhote kabootar, lo, muft mein papad kha lo.
03:04Kabootar ka beta Kiki,
03:06Kavve se papad le leta hai.
03:08Chhote kabootar,
03:10Tumhari mama paise kaha rakhti hai.
03:12Agar tum mujhe batao,
03:14Toh main tumhe ek aur papad doonga.
03:17Apne ghar ki baatein kisi ko nahi bataatein.
03:20Tum gande ho.
03:21Tum boore ho.
03:22Main nahi khaata tumhare papad.
03:24Thodi door betha,
03:26Chhudiya ka beta Kuku,
03:27Ye sab sun aur dekh raha tha.
03:30Kiki papad phaeng kar chala jaata hai.
03:33Papad, papad, karare karare papad.
03:37Aise aawaaz lagata hua,
03:39Kalu Kavva aage chala jaata hai.
03:42Kuku rohne lag jaata hai.
03:44Kiki ne apne ghar ki baat nahi batai.
03:47Woh laalaj mein nahi aaya.
03:49Aur main kitna boora hu,
03:51Ke maine Kavve ko apne ghar ki baat batai.
03:54Aur phir baad mein mama se chhud bola.
03:59Mama, mama mujhe maaf kar de.
04:01Mujhse galti ho gayi.
04:03Beta, agar galti ke baad galti ka ahsaas ho jaye,
04:07Toh phir chhud nahi bolte.
04:08Balke sajh bata dete hain.
04:10Unh Kavvon ko toh main dekhti hoon.
04:12Chidiya phone karke police bolati hai.
04:15Aur police lekar Kavvon ke ghar jaati hai.
04:18Kahaan rakhe hain?
04:19Tumne chidiya ke paise chura kar kahaan rakhe hain?
04:22Jaldi batao.
04:23Ka, ka, kaunse paise?
04:25Humme kya malum?
04:27Phir police Kavvon se paise niklawa leti hai.
04:30Aur unhe police van mein bitha kar jail le jaati hai.
04:34Mama chidiya apne paise lekar ghar chali jaati hai.
04:38Shabash mere bete.
04:40Tumne sajh bata diya.
04:41Aur hamara nukhsaan humme mil gaya.
04:43Magar yaad rakhna.
04:44Phir kabhi apne ghar ki baat kisi ko na bataana.
04:47Kuku apne kiye par apne mama se bahut sharminda tha.
04:51Chidiya bahut imaandaar aur achhi chidiya thi.
04:54Wo hamesha doosron ke saath bhalai karti thi.
04:57Ek din chidiya ki beti,
04:59Urte urte ek aamon ke baagh me jali jaati hai.
05:03Ye aam toh pakhe huye hain.
05:05Ye aam bahut meethe honge.
05:08Wo choti chidiya,
05:09Wahaan ped ke neeche baith kar aam khaane lagdi hai.
05:12Tabhi wahaan ek kawa aa jaata hai.
05:15Chorni, chorni kahin ki,
05:17Ye aamon ka baagh mera hai.
05:19Aur tu kise pooch kar aam kha rahi hai?
05:22Galti ho gayi kawe uncle.
05:24Mujhe maaf kar de.
05:25Main samjhi ye jangli aam hai.
05:28Magar wo kawa,
05:29Gudiya ko pakad kar ped se baand deta hai.
05:32Ab teri maa hi aakar tujhe bachaegi.
05:36Tota bhaaga bhaaga jaata hai.
05:38Aur maa chudiya ko saari baat bataata hai.
05:41Pakad liya chudiya,
05:42Teri beti ko kaalu kawe ne aam chori karte huye pakad liya.
05:46Jalti jao kar usse bacha lo.
05:48Meri beti chori nahi kar sakti.
05:51Tadapti hui maa chudiya bhaagti hai.
05:54Kaalu kawa chudiya ki beti ko chadi se maa raha tha.
05:57Bas kar jao kawe,
05:59Sharam karo.
06:00Kyu meri choti si masoom beti ko maa rahe ho?
06:04Isne mere aam chori kiye hai.
06:06Maru na toh aur kya pyaar karoon?
06:09Isse chhod de
06:10Aur badle mein mujhe maad le.
06:12Gudiya roti hui apni maa se kehati hai.
06:15Mamma mamma main samjhi.
06:18Ye aamon ke ped jangli hai.
06:20Mujhe kya malom tha?
06:21Ke ye kawe ke ped hai.
06:24Agar apni beti ko chudwana hai,
06:26Toh mera nukhsaan poora karna hoga.
06:28Jab tak tum mera nukhsaan poora nahi karti,
06:31Teri beti mere paas hi rehegi.
06:34Maa chudiya roti hui udhti hai.
06:36Aur apne padosi kabootar ke paas chahti hai.
06:40Kabootar kabootar bhaiya,
06:41Kawe ne meri beti ko pakad liya hai.
06:43Please mujhe so rupay dete,
06:45Tha ke mai kawe ka nukhsaan poora kar sakoon.
06:48Aur apni beti ko usse chadwa sakoon.
06:51Chudiya behen, tum meri padosan ho.
06:53Isliye main tumhari madad zarur karunga.
06:56Kabootar chudiya ko paise de deta hai.
06:58Aur chudiya wo paise lekar,
07:00Kawe ke paas chali jaati hai.
07:03Yeh lo, apne paise lo,
07:04Aur meri gudiya ko chhod do.
07:06Phir kaalu kawa gudiya ko chhod deta hai.
07:09Mama chudiya apni beti ko saath lekar,
07:11Ghar chali jaati hai.
07:13Mama, sorry, mujhe maaf kar do.
07:16Meri baja se aapko parashaan hona pada.
07:19Beti, kabhi bhi koi cheez khaane se pehle,
07:22Dekh le na chahiye.
07:23Chori karne se behtar hai,
07:24Mehna se daana dhund le.
07:26Mama, mein sach keh rahi hoon.
07:28Mujhe nahi pata tha,
07:29Ke wo aam kawe uncle ke hai.
07:32Phir doosre din,
07:33Bulbul kawe ke baag me aati hai.
07:35Kaalu kawa usse bhi baag se bhaga deta hai.
07:38Bhaago, bhaago yaha se,
07:40Yeh aam mere hai.
07:42Kawe bhaiya, aam pakhe huye hai.
07:44Agar tez hawa aayi,
07:45Toh saare hi aam gir jaayenge.
07:47Yeh aapke kisi kaam nahi aayenge.
07:49Tum jo bhi kar le,
07:51Main tujhe aam khaane nahi doonga.
07:53Bhaag, bhaag yaha se.
07:55Bulbul chale jaati hai.
07:57Doosre din, tez hawa jalti hai.
08:00Aur saath baarish shuru ho jaati hai.
08:03Kave ke saare pakhe huye aam,
08:05Ped se toot kar neeche gir jaati hai.
08:08Us manhoos bulbul ki baat,
08:10Sachhi hi ho gayi.
08:12Mere saare hi aam paani me behge.
08:14Bohot bura hua.
08:16Mere saare aam baarish ke paani me behge.
08:21Aam baarish ke paani me behte huye,
08:23Door tak chale jaati hai.
08:25Aur phir saare pakshi,
08:27Baarish ke paani se,
08:29Woh aam utha utha kar,
08:31Khaane lagti hai.
08:33Aur kava baitha,
08:35Dekhta reh jaata hai.
08:37Sachhi kehate hai,
08:39Jiski kismat ka falha,
08:41Us tak pahanch hi jaata hai.