A mechanic with terminal cancer has a bizarre secret he's had a life-long love-affair with a doll HD ( Comedy )
A mechanic with terminal cancer has a bizarre secret he's had a life-long love-affair with a doll HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:28Ricky! You were amazing!
00:00:32Ricky, you were a genius.
00:00:34You like to play?
00:00:36No. It was terrible. And so boring.
00:00:40At one point, I thought I actually stopped breathing and died.
00:00:44Oh my god.
00:00:46And then 20 minutes later, it happened again.
00:00:49That is so scary. It's like you can't even go out to have a good time anymore.
00:00:53Because you might die.
00:00:55You could die.
00:00:56Like the part where they all got shot? I wanted to raise my hand.
00:01:01Can I go away from this?
00:01:03Shoot me next.
00:01:05Ricky, you were amazing.
00:01:07You were a genius.
00:01:09Yeah? Whatever.
00:01:12Hey! What's wrong? Talk to us. We're here.
00:01:16Ricky, talk!
00:01:17I told you guys to invite my dad.
00:01:20What the fuck, bro?
00:01:22Hey, Ricky. What's up with the show tonight, man?
00:01:24Hey, Scott.
00:01:25Hey. How you doing?
00:01:27So, alright. Call time tomorrow is at 9 AM.
00:01:30The choreographer wants to go over a couple...
00:01:32Did you check my email?
00:01:34Yeah. No, I did get an email from you about a tuna sandwich.
00:01:38Rap?
00:01:39Yeah, tuna. Yeah, I did get that email.
00:01:42And somebody stole it or something?
00:01:45Nope.
00:01:46Okay.
00:01:47Somebody moved it.
00:01:50From there to right there.
00:01:52Yeah. Okay.
00:01:55That is unacceptable.
00:01:57That is a gateway crime.
00:01:59And whoever did it is gonna come back and kill Ricky.
00:02:06I'm Babs.
00:02:09Ricky's agent.
00:02:10I'm Maria, also Ricky's agent.
00:02:13Oh, you got two agents?
00:02:15You know, I'm an actor, too.
00:02:17Oh, come on.
00:02:18You remember the scene, right?
00:02:20Did you check the footage?
00:02:22To see who was coming in here and moving all my shit around?
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:27My sandals are gone!
00:02:31I knew this would happen!
00:02:34Gateway crimes.
00:02:35Right!
00:02:36Our client is not happy here.
00:02:39You never believe actors when they tell you about...
00:02:43Oh, they're right here!
00:02:45My sandals are right here!
00:02:49Where's my backpack?
00:02:51Where's my...
00:02:52It's right here!
00:02:53Ricky!
00:02:54I found it.
00:02:55Can you stop shouting?
00:03:03Breathe.
00:03:09I know this calms you down.
00:03:11I'm gonna go.
00:03:16We invited your dad.
00:03:20I called him myself.
00:03:23Then why didn't you come?
00:03:26I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
00:03:29Right, right.
00:03:30Are you even sure that he loves you?
00:03:34Well, that's a good reason for him not to come.
00:03:36If he doesn't love you...
00:03:39I'm gonna go see him.
00:03:41Tomorrow morning.
00:03:42Babe, bad idea.
00:03:43Why?
00:03:44My comp seats are always empty.
00:03:47Every time.
00:03:50It's humiliating.
00:03:53Okay, first of all, you're a star.
00:03:55You can't feel humiliation.
00:03:57You can't feel anything.
00:03:59Great, first of all.
00:04:00And now a solid second of all.
00:04:03Comps are for losers.
00:04:05Those seats are supposed to be empty.
00:04:07Nobody notices.
00:04:09Hey, Ricky, I noticed that nobody cleaned your comp seats.
00:04:13Do you mind if I take them?
00:04:14Because my parents are in town.
00:04:15I kind of wanted to bring them to the show.
00:04:21I said, is it okay if I take them?
00:04:24Because my parents are in town.
00:04:33I'm capable and prepared for every role that comes my way.
00:04:38I enjoy acting.
00:04:40I enjoy being...
00:05:06Hey.
00:05:07Ricky.
00:05:08Ricky.
00:05:09What's up?
00:05:11Where were you last night?
00:05:15You missed my show.
00:05:19Oh, shit.
00:05:21I forgot.
00:05:23Why don't we talk later?
00:05:28Come on, let's go eat.
00:05:31I can't do work.
00:05:32I can't, son.
00:05:35It's lunch.
00:05:37You had my treat.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:48Ah, you're right.
00:05:50I'll just head out then.
00:05:58Bye.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:30My name is Gabriel.
00:06:32I'm an immigrant.
00:06:34I work in a shitty shop.
00:06:36Good night.
00:06:40I work in a shitty shop and I'm jealous of my son's success.
00:06:44I hate his success.
00:06:48Let's drive.
00:06:56Uh-huh.
00:06:57Thought you could leave on your lunch break.
00:06:59Ricky.
00:07:03This is Carmina.
00:07:05Carmina?
00:07:06This is my Ricky.
00:07:10What the shit is this?
00:07:22I'm gonna go fuck this dog on your lunch break.
00:07:29Where did you get that thing?
00:07:31It's called Carmina.
00:07:34This is so gross.
00:07:36What's wrong with you?
00:07:40What's happening right now?
00:07:55You're moving to Mexico?
00:07:57When were you gonna tell me?
00:08:04I haven't stopped working.
00:08:06I'm sick of it.
00:08:08I'd rather go back to my land.
00:08:10Your land?
00:08:18I was going to talk to you once I fixed this thing with Carmina.
00:08:22You see how they are over there?
00:08:24I don't want her to go through that.
00:08:33Sold her?
00:08:45You found a family to adopt her on Insta?
00:08:50I'm going to meet them and see what kind of people they are.
00:08:54I'll call you when I get back.
00:08:57Good luck tonight on your show, son.
00:09:00When I asked you why you didn't follow me on my Instagram account,
00:09:04you said it was because you didn't know how.
00:09:06But you just called Instagram Insta.
00:09:09So I'm just a little fucking confused about that statement right now.
00:09:14Whoa! Where are you going?
00:09:33Dad?
00:09:37I'm sorry.
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:53Where does this family live?
00:09:55Maybe I can drop you guys off on the way to the city.
00:10:00But we'll eat first. You invited us.
00:10:06For sure.
00:10:11But drive-thru, right? That's fine.
00:10:15¡Ayúdenme, cabrón, que no ves!
00:10:17Hi, Gabriel. This is Yasmin.
00:10:21I'm so excited to meet you and Carmina
00:10:24and show you our wonderful cabin.
00:10:27The address here is 5742
00:10:30Whispering Lake.
00:10:32I'm so excited to meet you and Carmina
00:10:35and show you our wonderful cabin.
00:10:37The address here is 5742
00:10:40Whispering Lake.
00:10:42I think she's going to love it here.
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00:11:40But it continues all the way down that road.
00:11:44It's all ours.
00:11:46I think she's going to be very happy here.
00:11:51¡Qué rico!
00:11:53I wish I could stay here.
00:11:56A man could die in a place like this.
00:12:02Well, it's perfect for a strong man like you.
00:12:07Hey.
00:12:09Don't flirt with me.
00:12:11I might ask you out for coffee.
00:12:16I mean, it's all right, eh?
00:12:19But did we really have to walk all the way over here?
00:12:23I'm sorry. I wanted you to get a sense of the size.
00:12:27Ah, for sure, for sure.
00:12:32You could have just pointed at this tree
00:12:34and been like, it goes all the way over there.
00:12:38Well, I didn't know you were in such a hurry.
00:12:41My apologies.
00:12:43Ah, it's cool, it's cool.
00:12:45But, you know, I thought we had a wheelchair.
00:12:48¡Ya, pues!
00:12:50Jasmine, what do you do here?
00:12:53I write.
00:12:55I've actually finished several dissertations right here.
00:12:59So you want to be a writer?
00:13:01I am a writer.
00:13:03I, uh, I'm a published scientist.
00:13:06Scientist.
00:13:08What does that even mean?
00:13:10It means I hold several master's degrees
00:13:12and I'm in the final stages of finishing my PhD.
00:13:17That's what that means.
00:13:19¡Una doctora! Mira nomás.
00:13:21SÃ, doctora.
00:13:24Jasmine.
00:13:26Jasmine, who are your guests?
00:13:28Oh, uh...
00:13:30Gabriel.
00:13:31This is my mother, Dolores.
00:13:35She lives here too.
00:13:37Hello, I'm Gabriel.
00:13:39And this is Carmina.
00:13:44And I'm Ricky.
00:13:46Oh.
00:13:47Yes, that Ricky.
00:13:48Ricky.
00:13:50Dolores.
00:13:51Dolores, what are you doing here?
00:13:55Oh, snack.
00:13:58Why don't you tell your mom about us?
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:01Oh, I...
00:14:03I let her... I did tell her, actually.
00:14:05Oh, uh...
00:14:08Oh, oh.
00:14:14How about that coffee?
00:14:17Vamos a tomarnos ese cafecito.
00:14:19Coffee.
00:14:23Dolores.
00:14:26Oh, I know who's this.
00:14:29Can I have a banana?
00:14:31I want a banana.
00:14:37Oh, be careful.
00:14:42Uh, maybe get it from the other side.
00:14:45I...
00:14:48Right, I think that would help.
00:14:51You are a heartbreaker.
00:14:55Me?
00:14:56I knew it.
00:14:57No.
00:14:59I have only one woman in my life before Carmina.
00:15:05Ricky's mom.
00:15:07And then it was only me and Ricky.
00:15:11I raised him alone.
00:15:15I love helping people.
00:15:20That's why I got into it.
00:15:22Helping people express themselves and open up how they feel.
00:15:29I want to help everyone express their thoughts and how they feel.
00:15:36How did you and Carmina meet?
00:15:39Ready, Dad?
00:15:42La señorita nos invitó a que nos quedáramos en la noche.
00:15:46Y yo quisiera aceptar.
00:15:48You're going to spend the night here?
00:15:50So you're going to stay?
00:15:51Mm-hmm.
00:15:52That's great.
00:15:53Dad, I was just...
00:15:54You said you were going to come see me
00:15:57in the show I'm starring in at the L.A.T.C.
00:16:00Lupe Ontiveros Theater.
00:16:02Yeah, you've mentioned it a couple of times.
00:16:06Andale tú.
00:16:08Después hablamos.
00:16:10So you're going to miss my show again.
00:16:12Fucking wonderful.
00:16:31Hijo, no se ponga asÃ, por favor.
00:16:34Whatever.
00:16:36Whatever.
00:16:37Whatever.
00:16:38¿Cómo que whatever?
00:16:41What's going on, Dad?
00:16:48Ricky, la noche de tu show allá en el taller me pasó algo.
00:16:55Me desmayé.
00:16:58Y, bueno, para no hacerte la cansada...
00:17:09Tengo cáncer.
00:17:11Is everything okay?
00:17:15Te dije que tengo cáncer.
00:17:19I don't understand.
00:17:24Tengo cáncer terminal.
00:17:28What's the treatment plan?
00:17:31¿Qué plan puede haber?
00:17:32No tengo papeles.
00:17:34Tuve suerte de que no me deportaron
00:17:36allà en el hospital.
00:17:38You're just going to leave to Mexico?
00:17:40That's not a plan either.
00:17:42¿Tú qué vas a entender?
00:17:44Tú eres de aquÃ.
00:17:45Tú eres americano.
00:17:47¿Qué vas a saber de extrañar tu tierra?
00:17:51¿Tú qué vas a entender de ser un extranjero toda tu vida?
00:17:54No quiero que nadie se haga cargo de mÃ.
00:17:57Allá no serÃa una carga para nadie.
00:18:01¿Carga?
00:18:03Isn't that a burden, Dad?
00:18:05Dale tiempo.
00:18:07De pronto me van a ver empujándome en una silla de ruedas
00:18:10como si fuera un viejito.
00:18:12No, gracias.
00:18:13Yo no.
00:18:14A mà no.
00:18:16A mà no.
00:18:18No, gracias.
00:18:19Yo no.
00:18:21A mà nunca me verán en una silla de ruedas.
00:18:25Al vaquero herido se le lleva arrastrando a su rancho.
00:18:28Ni silla de ruedas ni nada.
00:18:32Ricky.
00:18:35¿Te puedo pedir algo?
00:18:38No le vayas a comentar nada de esto a la Carmina.
00:18:42Mention what?
00:18:43The show?
00:18:44I mean, you know, it's hard to get comps,
00:18:47but I only have one for you.
00:18:48No, hombre.
00:18:50Ella piensa que voy a México a arreglar los papeles
00:18:53de los terrenos de mi hermano.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:59¿Me haces ese favor sà o no?
00:19:03I just put a pot of fresh coffee on.
00:19:08I won't say anything.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:11SÃ, gracias.
00:19:14Help!
00:19:17Help!
00:19:21Help!
00:19:26Sorry.
00:19:27I was looking for the living room.
00:19:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:31I know you.
00:19:34From TV, right?
00:19:41Have you ever met a celebrity before or am I your first?
00:19:45I met Barack Obama once.
00:19:49Oh, come on, I was just kidding.
00:19:51You're my first.
00:19:53And celebrities are just like you and Yasmin.
00:19:57Me and Barry, we're just like you people.
00:20:00Flawed and afraid, huh?
00:20:05I'm going to go over here.
00:20:08What's, uh, what's going on in here?
00:20:12I'm your mom's first.
00:20:13Did you know that?
00:20:15Dolores.
00:20:17Dolores.
00:20:19These people are very important guests.
00:20:21They need their space and privacy.
00:20:23I have Carmina in the hallway.
00:20:25Where are you going to take her?
00:20:27Dad, Dolores has seen me on TV.
00:20:31Maybe from the hit show CSI Corona.
00:20:33Where did you watch me?
00:20:36I'm going to go get them.
00:20:38I guess I'll move into the room.
00:20:40Oh, actually, um, actually, Carmina will stay with me in the room.
00:20:46What?
00:20:48Where am I supposed to sleep?
00:20:50Oh.
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00:23:40Who's there?
00:23:44I command thee
00:23:46to show yourself.
00:23:54You.
00:23:56Just found a light, Jet.
00:23:58What?
00:24:00Oh, I thought you asked me what I was doing here.
00:24:02What
00:24:04What are you doing here?
00:24:10Hey, who's that guy staying at the house?
00:24:13Is he your friend?
00:24:15That's so cool.
00:24:18Stay away from the house.
00:24:26Who's that lady in the wheelchair?
00:24:34Who's that lady in the wheelchair?
00:24:47Who's that?
00:24:48What?
00:24:49You know, I really don't feel the need to answer any of your questions.
00:24:53And you can't hear anything I'm saying.
00:24:57It's so dry out tonight.
00:25:00What are you doing out here?
00:25:05Jeez, what is this?
00:25:07I saw you talking to someone.
00:25:09Fine, I was talking to Dolores.
00:25:12Your mom?
00:25:13Yes, I was bringing her a snack.
00:25:16Because unlike some people, I actually care about my parents.
00:25:20What does that mean?
00:25:23Tell me, Ricky, do you love Carmina too?
00:25:28Why did you come up here with your dad?
00:25:32Because I'm not going to let him stay in this freak show.
00:25:35He's coming home with me to live his best possible life he could ever dream of or ever imagine.
00:25:41My life.
00:25:45Have you ever wondered if that's the life that he wants?
00:25:50What are you after?
00:25:52What's your angle?
00:25:55Excuse me?
00:25:58Game recognize game.
00:26:02It doesn't matter.
00:26:03I don't care.
00:26:05Tomorrow this time, me and my dad will be in my penthouse in DTLA
00:26:09and you're going to be smelling Carmina's plastic farts watching me on TV.
00:26:13Good night.
00:26:43Good night.
00:26:52We know your journey to America was difficult.
00:26:54And we thank you for taking care of our home and garden as if it were your very own.
00:27:00Now, we've got someone that wants to meet you.
00:27:14Let's go.
00:27:18This is going right up our...
00:27:19Stop! Immigrants are Americans too!
00:27:22You stop that. He's made our home and our garden absolutely beautiful.
00:27:25He's one of us.
00:27:26What would we do without him?
00:27:27He belongs here in Los Estados Unidos.
00:27:35Stop! Immigrants are Americans too!
00:27:39Alright, that's enough. That's enough.
00:27:42Are you filming this?
00:27:43He's allowed to film it. He can do what he wants.
00:27:47Who are you supposed to be?
00:27:49Just a Mexican guy.
00:27:51Just like you.
00:27:56So, what's the plan for today?
00:27:59We'll see.
00:28:02Ricky.
00:28:04I'm very happy you're here, son.
00:28:08Tag me, whatever you do, you tag me.
00:28:10Ice is not nice!
00:28:11This isn't about you! My roses are dying already!
00:28:17Oh. My. God.
00:28:20Oh, I know, right?
00:28:22How are you even watching this? We don't have cable.
00:28:25Luckily, I had one of these in my car.
00:28:28My performance was critically acclaimed. I won an LMC award for this.
00:28:33Arriba, arriba, Latino!
00:28:35What's an LMC award, you ask?
00:28:37I'll tell you. Latino Media Coalition.
00:28:41Oh.
00:28:44I'm putting more brown people on TV. What are you doing for Latinos?
00:28:49I'm sacrificing my youth.
00:28:51Studying the effects of housing policy on immigrant communities.
00:28:55Do you even speak Spanish? That's what I thought.
00:28:58Well, my parents didn't teach me Spanish because they didn't want me to be discriminated against.
00:29:02Bullshit.
00:29:03I heard they tried to teach you, but then the doctors told them to stop because you were too dumb.
00:29:08Not that my medical history is any of your business, but I actually suffered from a childhood learning disability.
00:29:16I suppose Dolores told you about that?
00:29:19I learned both languages as a kid.
00:29:22That was smart as fuck.
00:29:25Come on, Ed.
00:29:26At least I graduated from high school.
00:29:28Did you tell her that?
00:29:31Why would you tell her that?
00:29:33Perdón.
00:29:36Dad, I have agents.
00:29:40Do you even know what that is? I have two of them.
00:29:43SÃ, lo sé.
00:29:46Pero te va a ir mejor. Primero Dios.
00:29:49Amen.
00:29:50Amen.
00:29:51Oh, shut up!
00:29:53Please be quiet.
00:29:54Amen.
00:29:55Amen.
00:29:56Oh, shut up!
00:29:58Please be an adult, Ricky.
00:29:59Adult? You're the one who's living with your mom.
00:30:03I promised that woman that I would not leave the house until I was married under the eyes of the law.
00:30:09And of the Lord.
00:30:12You're so full of shit.
00:30:13Our relationship is elevated above parental constructs.
00:30:20Nope. You're codependent.
00:30:22Oh, yeah? What about you?
00:30:24I left when I was 15. I raised myself.
00:30:28You didn't even see me. Right, Dad?
00:30:32Or hear me.
00:30:35And yet you drag him around everywhere you go.
00:30:39You might as well be living in your old room under his rules.
00:30:47Ricky, oh gosh, we were worried.
00:30:49We got your message. We're on our way.
00:30:52Okay, sorry, we're not actually on our way.
00:30:55I'm in line getting coffee.
00:30:57Okay, sorry, she's not actually in line getting coffee. We're in the bathroom.
00:31:01Excuse me while I talk to someone who actually cares about me.
00:31:04It's fine. Nobody cares. Everyone knows we go together.
00:31:06Ricky, we've been worried sick. I promise. We were.
00:31:10You know what? We really were.
00:31:12I do need to get coffee after this, though, because I have to get a manicure.
00:31:15Do we have time?
00:31:16We don't have time to get a manicure. We barely have time to use the bathroom.
00:31:23I have to leave soon.
00:31:28I wish I had more time.
00:31:33I have a question for you.
00:31:36Why did you want Carmina in your life?
00:31:40You two have shared such wonderful moments together.
00:31:45But one day,
00:31:47you will be gone.
00:31:50But she won't.
00:31:52She will still be here.
00:31:56And because of that,
00:31:59so will your love.
00:32:03You have filled her up with your love.
00:32:08You have filled her up with your love.
00:32:18What's wrong?
00:32:25Why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:32:27Oh, I have the perfect dress for her.
00:32:32What? What's wrong?
00:32:36I feel this is the first time we can be a couple.
00:32:44I feel that you are our first friend.
00:33:05I feel this is the first time we can be a couple.
00:33:30Hey, is that yoga?
00:33:32No. Transcendental meditation.
00:33:35What's the difference?
00:33:37One is free and the other one is 2,000 bucks.
00:33:40I took the class twice though, so it was like 4,000 bucks.
00:33:46It's pretty dope though.
00:33:48I have an idea.
00:33:50And I have ears to hear it.
00:33:52You should audition for Dancing with the Stars.
00:33:55Luis, a friend of mine. I have a bunch of friends.
00:33:58He auditioned for it once.
00:34:01Maybe I can pull some strings.
00:34:05Oh my God, I'm going to die.
00:34:11Hey, um...
00:34:15Why won't Jasmine get a male doll?
00:34:19Why would she get a female doll?
00:34:22It's just so odd. I don't get it.
00:34:26You know, she's had a rough couple years.
00:34:29Her academic career, bumpy.
00:34:34This whole doll business is a big bump.
00:34:37She'll do that. She'll get real excited about something
00:34:40and then obsess over it.
00:34:43Then find something else to obsess about.
00:34:47Like this whole dryness business.
00:34:50Why is she always so dry?
00:34:53Dolores, I'm dry. My arms are dry. My face is dry.
00:34:56Dolores, I'm dry. You got lotion.
00:34:59It drives me crazy.
00:35:05But when she's not here and I'm alone,
00:35:11I don't know what to do.
00:35:14It's as if I forgot how to be me.
00:35:18Not Dolores the mom.
00:35:21Not Dolores the mom, man.
00:35:24You know, it's just Dolores. You know what I mean?
00:35:30Are you saying Yasmin is a lesbian?
00:35:33Is that what this is about? Because of the chick doll?
00:35:36No, what? No.
00:35:39No, she can love whomever she wants.
00:35:42That's not what I mean.
00:35:45It's just that I wish we could talk more.
00:35:48It seems so difficult.
00:35:51It just escalates.
00:35:54And then she does this thing with him.
00:36:00Hey, is this my chair?
00:36:07Oh, look at that tree. Wouldn't they bury our uncle there?
00:36:10Actually, it's all just dead. Look at everything.
00:36:13Here's Mickey. Go around. I don't want to move my seat.
00:36:16He's alive. Finally.
00:36:19Hop in. It's a tight...
00:36:22You're going to headbutt me. Have you gained weight?
00:36:25Where is it? Shut the door.
00:36:28Where's my face wash? It's in there. Keep looking, honey.
00:36:31I told you guys not to forget. I knew you... Oh, look. It's right here. Look.
00:36:34Excuse me? You're going to have to choose a different tone.
00:36:37Please. Open the door. Open the door.
00:36:41Ricky, we need to talk.
00:36:44We got a call from the stage manager.
00:36:47He said you didn't show up to the show last night.
00:36:50How did he sound? Was he freaking out?
00:36:53Did he finally realize how much I carry that show?
00:36:56Do not worry about those losers anymore.
00:36:59We have something to tell you. Something huge.
00:37:02Does the name Kabanomizaki mean anything to you?
00:37:05What are you talking about?
00:37:08What the fuck's going on, bro?
00:37:11Kabanomizaki, the Academy Award winning director,
00:37:14is in a very public manner searching for the star of his next film.
00:37:17Okay.
00:37:20A film that every actor in Hollywood would kill to be in.
00:37:23You got me an audition!
00:37:26No.
00:37:29But, even better, he's coming to you.
00:37:32He's coming to the closing night of your play.
00:37:35Oh, my fucking God!
00:37:38This is it! This is it, bro!
00:37:41This is it! This is it!
00:37:44Yes! My belly!
00:37:47Oh, shit!
00:37:50What's happening?
00:37:53Let's go.
00:37:56Let's go!
00:37:59We're going to get my dad.
00:38:02I'm not going to let some lesbian
00:38:05take away his love for me.
00:38:08Drive!
00:38:26We don't have to go in there.
00:38:29We can just set it on fire and go.
00:38:34Okay, let's set it on fire.
00:38:37Oh, my God. Déjà vu.
00:38:40This isn't déjà vu.
00:38:43Then what am I experiencing right now?
00:38:46An actual memory? We did the exact same thing last week.
00:38:49Rose, we're not going to burn down the cabin.
00:38:52Ugh.
00:38:55I'm not going to sit here.
00:38:58Let's do that in public.
00:39:01This is a dwarf seat.
00:39:04Ricky, you're tiny. You're a small man.
00:39:07Sit down.
00:39:10Dad, tonight is my closing night
00:39:13of my play at the L.A.T.C.
00:39:16Lupe Onfiveros Theater.
00:39:22Dad, Kavanaugh Mazzocchi's going to be there.
00:39:25Yes, that Kavanaugh Mazzocchi.
00:39:28Well, that's fantastic news, Ricky.
00:39:31Good job.
00:39:37But we have a dinner party here tonight.
00:39:47We're talking about a real party.
00:39:50It's the closing night.
00:39:53Really? I don't think it is.
00:39:56I heard they lost money on the play.
00:39:59Maybe it's a good idea to eat a little something here before you go.
00:40:02Gabriel, you can't miss Ricky's show.
00:40:05I already have an outfit for Carmina.
00:40:08She will look amazing.
00:40:11Right, Ricky?
00:40:14No.
00:40:17It's not a good idea to bring Carmina.
00:40:20Why?
00:40:23Because...
00:40:26There's no writing there.
00:40:29There's no wheelchair access there at the theater.
00:40:32Because there's a lot of steps.
00:40:35Yes, there is a wheelchair access.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:41Yes, Animal, you made the photographer take pictures of us on the ramp.
00:40:44That's because I thought it was a red carpet.
00:40:47No, it was a wheelchair ramp.
00:40:50It's like a slanted red carpet.
00:40:53Dad!
00:40:56Dad, this is for us.
00:40:59You and me.
00:41:02Gabriel, it's okay. I will be here.
00:41:05Carmina won't be alone.
00:41:08That's right. Yes, ma'am. Thanks.
00:41:11So, Dad.
00:41:14Thank you. Dad, this is it.
00:41:17You're welcome, Ricky.
00:41:20Dad, this is it. Okay?
00:41:23Carmina has a home now. She's fine.
00:41:26We can go now.
00:41:29For good.
00:41:32Well, I would just like to take a moment to pray for Ricky.
00:41:35And may he have a wonderful show.
00:41:38No, thanks. That's not necessary.
00:41:41In the name of the Father.
00:41:44You know what? I'll lead the prayer.
00:41:47No, I really want to pray for you.
00:41:50No, you don't pray for me. I pray for Ricky.
00:41:53You don't pray for Ricky. Ricky prays for Ricky.
00:41:56Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
00:41:59Okay, basta.
00:42:02Jasmine, can we have dinner a little earlier tonight?
00:42:05Would that work for you, Ricky?
00:42:08So you'll come?
00:42:11I'd love to.
00:42:14Dolores!
00:42:17Dolores!
00:42:20What?
00:42:23Dinner will have to be served a little bit earlier.
00:42:26And we have two new guests.
00:42:29My agents.
00:42:32You have two?
00:42:39That's a sex doll, right?
00:42:42Yes, and they call her Carmina.
00:42:45That's a pretty name.
00:42:48It's your chair.
00:42:51For you. We did this earlier. It's fine.
00:42:54Don't start it in place.
00:42:57This isn't funny.
00:43:00She looks great.
00:43:03Oh, this is mine. I'm good here. Are you good?
00:43:07This is your chair.
00:43:10Tell me that's yours.
00:43:13This is your chair.
00:43:16Who is that?
00:43:19I invited someone.
00:43:22You did? Who?
00:43:25Yes, someone I met when I was camping.
00:43:37Everybody, this is Robbie.
00:43:40People call me Profe.
00:43:43Where'd you get that chair?
00:43:46This is my chair.
00:43:56Profe, you might not recognize him,
00:43:59but that is Ricky Delgado.
00:44:02Oh, snap! From CSI Corona!
00:44:05Wow, nice!
00:44:11Hey, I don't know if you guys need martial artists.
00:44:16I've been wrapping up my training.
00:44:19I'd love to show you what I got.
00:44:22Cool. Let's see it right now.
00:44:35Yes!
00:44:41That's not appropriate.
00:44:47There. Absolutely.
00:44:52And you must be Yasmin, right?
00:44:57Yes.
00:45:04It's so dry in here.
00:45:07Is it dry in here?
00:45:10So how'd you two meet?
00:45:13Actually, I was putting up the tent,
00:45:16and he was hiking in the area.
00:45:19At night?
00:45:22I don't like jog.
00:45:25It's so weird.
00:45:28You're jogging at night, in the woods,
00:45:31on private property.
00:45:34Well, it was nighttime, so maybe he got lost or something.
00:45:38Ricky here's gonna be in a movie, right, Ricky?
00:45:41Oh, I can't wait.
00:45:44Basically, have you heard of Kavanaugh-Mazzocchi?
00:45:47Yeah, which one?
00:45:50It's so exciting. I am so excited.
00:45:53I'm so jealous.
00:45:56Gabriel, you must be so proud.
00:45:59Yasmin, what did you tell us about your work?
00:46:02When do you get your PhD?
00:46:05Well, actually, she already has it.
00:46:08What is so funny?
00:46:14The agent. She's so funny.
00:46:17Which one? Oh, you have two agents?
00:46:22Yasmin told us the greatest story.
00:46:25Tell us again. When you saved a man's life.
00:46:28Have you heard it, Dolores?
00:46:31A few times, yes.
00:46:34We love that story. We'd love to hear it again.
00:46:37Well, it's the story of an average, everyday woman
00:46:44who was selected to fulfill her duty as a U.S. citizen
00:46:49and serve on a jury.
00:46:52And how this simple, average, everyday woman
00:46:56became the head juror
00:46:59and helped liberate an innocent man.
00:47:02Head juror?
00:47:05I was head juror once.
00:47:08And I played an innocent man both at the same time.
00:47:13Back when law and order was actually good.
00:47:17Spectacular TV.
00:47:20Geez, Dolores, why don't you read a book once in a while?
00:47:26Hey, how about some music?
00:47:29Siri, play Aniceto Molina.
00:47:33Siri?
00:47:35Siri!
00:47:37Alexa?
00:47:39Siri?
00:47:41Alexa?
00:47:43Where are they?
00:47:46All right, that's enough!
00:47:50We don't have a Siri or an Alexa.
00:48:08I love that one.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:16I don't know.
00:48:26Cumbia.
00:48:29Cumbia music.
00:48:32Cumbia. It's cumbia.
00:48:37You know, I'm really getting tired of your elitism, Ricky.
00:48:42You are constantly judging my Latin-ex-ness.
00:48:46You're barely Latin-ex-ness.
00:48:49Excuse me?
00:48:51Being Latino-ex is way more than just not being white.
00:49:00That's it.
00:49:02You and me, right now,
00:49:04we're going to prove who is more Latin-ex.
00:49:08How?
00:49:10The only way.
00:49:12Cumbiatón.
00:49:15You want it, you get it.
00:49:18Oh, my God. A dance battle.
00:49:21Yes! Cumbiatón!
00:49:24Dolores!
00:49:26Yeah, his friend Luis, he auditioned for Dancing with the Stars.
00:49:30I love Luis.
00:49:32Ten minutes. Living room.
00:49:37What's with that doll?
00:49:41It's a doll.
00:49:46You've got to work your trousers.
00:49:49Yeah, that is...
00:49:51That's really a doll.
00:49:56I don't like that.
00:50:03Cuando nos casemos te voy a llevar
00:50:07We got you.
00:50:09We got you.
00:50:27Where's my dollar?
00:50:29Where's my dollar?
00:50:37Luna de miel, luna de miel
00:50:42Luna de miel, luna de miel
00:51:08Lasmin, I miss you and I love you.
00:51:12Please come back home with me.
00:51:16Dolores,
00:51:20I'm in love with your daughter.
00:51:24I was her faculty advisor at UCLA,
00:51:27and I love her.
00:51:29Good luck, bro. She's a lesbian.
00:51:32Yeah, well, I have soft skin.
00:51:35Like a woman.
00:51:38We were in an open relationship.
00:51:41And I want more.
00:51:43We weren't supposed to fall in love, but we did.
00:51:51Say something, Yasmin.
00:51:53She was having problems with her first effects,
00:51:56and I put in a good word for her.
00:51:59And our relationship blossomed.
00:52:01And now we've granted her Ph.D. so we can be together.
00:52:04You graduated?
00:52:06You got your Ph.D.?
00:52:08You told me it would take at least another year
00:52:11that that's what you wanted the doll for
00:52:13to finish your research.
00:52:15Research?
00:52:16I used my Barcelona money for that.
00:52:19You could stay here.
00:52:21I gave up on my Argentina trip for you, Yasmin.
00:52:24You were pretending to be our friend.
00:52:26I trusted you.
00:52:28We trusted you.
00:52:30You were planning to laugh at us with your students.
00:52:35Yasmin, this is not okay.
00:52:37Yeah, Yasmin.
00:52:39What happened to do no harm?
00:52:41Oh, shut the fuck up.
00:52:43You are pathetic.
00:52:45We hooked up once.
00:52:47I wanted your vote for my defense, and I got it.
00:52:50That's it.
00:52:52And you.
00:52:54And you.
00:52:56Oh, shit.
00:52:58All you do is whine.
00:53:00Whine, whine, whine.
00:53:02My dad doesn't get me. My dad doesn't understand me.
00:53:04Yasmin, baby.
00:53:09This is the size of my heart.
00:53:12And all my life, all I ever wanted was to love
00:53:15and to be loved.
00:53:18But I'm so scared.
00:53:20Ah, gross.
00:53:22Can't you see?
00:53:25I don't like you.
00:53:27You're a creep. You're a stalker.
00:53:29I could never be with you.
00:53:31I could never love you because you are so pathetic.
00:53:34Enough!
00:53:36Don't you talk to him that way.
00:53:38This man just opened his heart up for you.
00:53:41Don't you have any feelings?
00:53:43How can you talk to someone like that?
00:53:45I'm so ashamed of you.
00:53:47You're a liar.
00:53:49You're a liar.
00:53:53You're hateful.
00:54:19You could never love me, could you?
00:54:24Mom's gone.
00:54:26In your eyes, it's my fault.
00:54:28How could I expect you to love me?
00:54:37I bet you love this piece of plastic.
00:54:40That's for sure.
00:54:42And it's like I'm not even here.
00:54:45Man.
00:54:48I'm on TV and you still can't see me.
00:55:03I think we're gonna take off.
00:55:05Yeah, we should probably go.
00:55:07Let's go.
00:55:37I did everything for you.
00:55:39I stopped eating for you.
00:55:41Because you're my son.
00:55:45Ricky.
00:55:47I know you're an actor.
00:55:49But don't act with me.
00:55:51Stop being a jerk and talk to me straight, man.
00:55:55Because I...
00:55:58I...
00:56:00I don't have time to lose.
00:56:08The show tonight is going to change my life.
00:56:12I want you there.
00:56:16Okay. Okay.
00:56:18Carmina is staying.
00:56:23She's not going to a landfill.
00:56:25She'll still be useful.
00:56:28She's for science.
00:56:32Can't waste any more time.
00:56:34There's no need for awkward goodbyes.
00:56:37Let's just go. Now.
00:56:46Okay.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:51I'll get your stuff.
00:57:07Hmm.
00:57:37I love you.
00:57:39I love you.
00:58:07I love you.
00:58:37I love you.
00:58:39Dad?
00:59:06Dad?
00:59:10I'm so sorry.
00:59:14We don't have to go in there.
00:59:17We can go back.
00:59:21What do you want?
00:59:39Laura?
00:59:52Laura?
00:59:55Oh, my God. What?
00:59:57Do you have the moisturizer?
01:00:00I found it.
01:00:10This doesn't smell right.
01:00:26Dolores, I can't do it.
01:00:31I'm terrified to leave you.
01:00:36I don't know why.
01:00:40Do you know what kept me going
01:00:42when I was out there
01:00:44in the outside world?
01:00:53This kept me going.
01:00:55Jasmine?
01:00:57I can't find the charger.
01:00:59And the phone is going to die now.
01:01:02Hi, Jasmine.
01:01:04You always take my things and you never...
01:01:10Hey, baby, I found the charger.
01:01:13My cat dragged it under the bed.
01:01:15I love you. Bye.
01:01:20Jasmine?
01:01:22I can't find the cat.
01:01:24Did you get my text messages, ma'am?
01:01:29You kept on my voice mails?
01:01:33Why?
01:01:36Because I love you, Mom.
01:01:40Oh, my God.
01:01:48Things have to change, Marita.
01:01:50They just have to, baby.
01:01:52I know, Mom.
01:01:55You have to listen more.
01:01:57Yes, yes, I will do anything, Mom.
01:02:00I want to make it right.
01:02:02Say, Mom, I want to make it right.
01:02:04Mom, you have to take that job.
01:02:09Well, I don't...
01:02:11You have to take that job.
01:02:16Okay, I will.
01:02:20Oh, and another thing...
01:02:32Good night, Jasmine.
01:03:02I love you.
01:03:17I know, I know.
01:03:25I love it.
01:03:27I want to see those movies again.
01:03:29Are they on tonight? They have them on TNC.
01:03:32Okay.
01:03:43Not necessary.
01:03:54Hey.
01:03:55What?
01:03:57I wanted to let you know that I made a few calls
01:04:01to some friends at the oncology department at UCLA.
01:04:06I don't know what kind of cancer your dad has,
01:04:09but they want to see him.
01:04:14Uh...
01:04:18They have programs and studies that can help,
01:04:21and they won't ask for his immigration status.
01:04:24And the best part is he can take Carmina.
01:04:29I wanted you to tell him.
01:04:34Wow. Thanks.
01:04:38How did it go with your mom?
01:04:42Things are well with my mom.
01:04:45I have newfound clarity,
01:04:48and it comes with acceptance of the changes that...
01:04:53Well, best serve her
01:04:55as she enters into this new chapter of her life.
01:04:58Shut up for a second.
01:05:00Excuse me?
01:05:02Shh.
01:05:08He's lying, Carmina. We're not going on a vacation.
01:05:10Ricardo!
01:05:18He has cancer.
01:05:22Dad.
01:05:38Dad, it's always later than you think.
01:05:40Just go talk to her. Do it now.
01:05:45Delivering the news is not the same as saying goodbye.
01:05:48We're gonna fight this, Dad.
01:05:51We're gonna do this.
01:05:53We found a program that can help you here in L.A.
01:05:56You can take Carmina eventually, but not now.
01:06:02She's gonna stay here.
01:06:04Okay?
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:51And then she started talking.
01:06:56And little by little,
01:06:59I realized that she was saying goodbye to me.
01:07:12And I stayed quiet.
01:07:14I didn't say a word.
01:07:22That was the last time I heard her voice.
01:07:32That same night, my Ricky was born.
01:07:37And my wife died.
01:07:40If she were alive,
01:07:43she and Ricky would be best friends.
01:07:47I don't care about the day I die.
01:07:50That's what I used to say.
01:07:53Raising my son
01:07:56was the most important thing in my life.
01:07:59But I didn't love him the way he needed me.
01:08:05I didn't know how.
01:08:08Now I do care about the day I die.
01:08:14Now time walks and terrifies me.
01:08:22I want you to know
01:08:24that I'm very grateful
01:08:26that you were a part of my life.
01:08:29Because I had you.
01:08:34You saved me.
01:08:38Carmina.
01:08:41My love.
01:08:50I don't want to die.
01:08:54I don't want to die.
01:09:24I don't want to die.
01:09:54I don't want to die.
01:10:24I don't want to die.
01:10:54I don't want to die.
01:10:57I don't want to die.
01:11:00I don't want to die.
01:11:03I don't want to die.
01:11:06I don't want to die.
01:11:09I don't want to die.
01:11:12I don't want to die.
01:11:15I don't want to die.
01:11:18I don't want to die.
01:11:21I don't want to die.
01:11:24I don't want to die.
01:11:27I don't want to die.
01:11:30I don't want to die.
01:11:33I don't want to die.
01:11:36I don't want to die.
01:11:39I don't want to die.
01:11:42I don't want to die.
01:11:45I don't want to die.
01:11:48I don't want to die.
01:12:18I don't want to die.
01:12:21I don't want to die.
01:12:24I don't want to die.
01:12:27I don't want to die.
01:12:30I don't want to die.
01:12:33I don't want to die.
01:12:36I don't want to die.
01:12:39I don't want to die.
01:12:42I don't want to die.
01:12:45I don't want to die.
01:12:50Dad.
01:12:57Dad.
01:13:04Is everything okay?
01:13:09Don't talk to me.
01:13:15Please leave.
01:13:45Dad.
01:14:15Dad.
01:14:45Dad.
01:15:16You'll never see me in a wheelchair.
01:15:19The wounded cowboy is dragged to his ranch.
01:15:23No wheelchair, no nothing.
01:15:35Oh, fuck!
01:15:45Oh, fuck!
01:16:16What the fuck, bro?
01:16:19I need a ride into the city.
01:16:22I'm going to take that job
01:16:25because I want to give my mom some space
01:16:28and that's what she needs right now, some space.
01:16:32Fine.
01:16:35Hi, Carmina.
01:16:45Hi.
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