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00:00:00You can learn everything you need to know about ovulation, time, and fertile
00:00:05dates and all the scientific stuff, but when it comes right down to it, good old
00:00:10fashioned lovemaking is the way that most babies are made.
00:00:15You did it again. You fell asleep.
00:00:25I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to keep you up.
00:00:39It used to be so easy.
00:00:42John? Honey?
00:00:49John. Good morning.
00:00:53Good morning.
00:00:56Hey, when I get home tonight, I want to have that baby talk again.
00:01:00What? Honey, we've been through this, okay?
00:01:06I know, but it's really important to me, okay? Kids were always part of our plan.
00:01:11I know. I know. I know.
00:01:15Sunday is our anniversary. We should take advantage of that.
00:01:22Okay. Okay. I gotta go.
00:01:25You sure? Yeah. Okay. Love you.
00:01:28Love you. Always.
00:01:35Hello, sweetheart. Happy early anniversary.
00:01:39Hi, Mom. You sound great. How's Dad?
00:01:43He's fine. You and John excited about this weekend?
00:01:47We are.
00:01:50When your father and I were younger, we didn't have much money, so he made me
00:01:53breakfast in bed every morning for a week, right up until the main event.
00:01:57That's what John did this morning. He made me pancakes and with maple syrup.
00:02:02He's so sweet.
00:02:06So, are we gonna be grandparents anytime soon?
00:02:10We are. We're talking about it again, Mom.
00:02:14Honey, talking doesn't make babies.
00:02:18Yes, I do know that, Mom. I know how babies are made.
00:02:22It's gonna happen, sooner or later.
00:02:26Hey, Mom, I gotta go. I gotta watch the road.
00:02:29Okay, honey. I'll call you over the weekend. Be safe.
00:02:32I will. Thanks. Love you. Love you, too.
00:02:52Thanks.
00:02:55How do you maintain that feverish exhilaration?
00:02:59It's obvious. I'm pregnant.
00:03:02Who are you?
00:03:05I'm so excited about my baby shower next week.
00:03:08Thank you so much for hosting this for me.
00:03:11It is gonna be incredibly beautiful. I promise.
00:03:14Can't wait. So, what do you got?
00:03:17Here's some themes for today's show. Are you okay with these?
00:03:20Yeah, they look fine.
00:03:23Well, then, let's go save the world, one couple at a time.
00:03:29Good morning, Sam. Got a minute?
00:03:32Sure.
00:03:35Aww. I love this one.
00:03:38What can I do for you, Dave?
00:03:41Are you planning on having children in the near future?
00:03:45I know there's a lot of young mothers out there that could really use your help.
00:03:49From first-hand experience, of course.
00:03:52Many of our callers are parenting couples.
00:03:55Yeah. Well, the more the better.
00:03:58It's a huge market share.
00:04:01I just got out of a meeting with our advertising department.
00:04:04And, you know, the show's ratings are holding steady at that market.
00:04:07We're adding markets steadily.
00:04:10Your point?
00:04:13There's always room for improvement. It's all about the revenue.
00:04:16Is it? Yeah.
00:04:19Are we done?
00:04:22Sure. Maybe now's a bad time.
00:04:25Okay. Well, you think about what I said,
00:04:28and we'll talk about it another day. Ciao.
00:04:43Hi, Jenna. How are you?
00:04:46Can I help you?
00:04:49Yeah, I'm here to see Samantha.
00:04:52And you are...?
00:04:55John, her husband.
00:04:58Oh, that's right. You're that actor.
00:05:01I'll let her know you're here.
00:05:04Okay, great.
00:05:13Mrs. Gray, there's a man here to see you.
00:05:16I'll tell him.
00:05:22She's on her way.
00:05:25Hey.
00:05:28Oh, what a surprise.
00:05:31Hi.
00:05:34Did everything go all right?
00:05:37Yeah. No, I just thought I'd stop by, see if you wanted to maybe go to an early lunch.
00:05:40Oh, honey, no, I can't.
00:05:43We are preparing for airtime. I'm sorry.
00:05:46Right. No, it's fine. I should have called.
00:05:49Um... What is it?
00:05:52I'm excited for tonight. We'll have our talk over dinner.
00:05:55Yep. Yeah.
00:05:58Um, as promised.
00:06:01Okay. You sure everything's all right?
00:06:04Yeah, I'm good. Okay.
00:06:07Okay. Okay.
00:06:10Do you have anything on your way home?
00:06:13Yeah. Okay. Sure.
00:06:16I got nothing else to do.
00:06:19Good to see you again.
00:06:41Yeah, can I talk to Vince?
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:47Yeah, it's John Gray. Uh-huh.
00:06:50Hi, Ann. Can I have a black coffee?
00:06:53Yeah. Well, listen, I've been leaving him messages for weeks.
00:06:56Can I just have a little bit of ice on top?
00:06:59Yeah. You know what? Tell him his silence is deafening.
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:08You gonna take a message?
00:07:11You know what? No, don't take a message. Here, just keep it.
00:07:14I'm coming down there, all right? Yeah, I'll see you guys in a minute.
00:07:20Okay, so what about the web series thing?
00:07:23Oh, the producers loved you on that show.
00:07:26Well, good. That's great.
00:07:29But not for that show.
00:07:32What are you talking about? You just said that they love me.
00:07:35They do, John. They just thought you were incapable of dumbing down the character.
00:07:38Vince, I'm an actor, okay?
00:07:41I take what's on the page. I bring it to life. That's my job.
00:07:44Look, I don't make the decisions, John. That's just what they said.
00:07:47I need to work, all right? I...
00:07:50All right, look, man, I'll make some calls,
00:07:53and I'll find you something, okay?
00:07:56Yeah. You said that six months ago.
00:07:59Everybody goes through this, John.
00:08:02It's a tough business, man.
00:08:05Yeah. Take care.
00:08:10Welcome back.
00:08:13We still have our last caller on the line,
00:08:16but we are running out of time, so in closing...
00:08:19May I? It's cliche, but I'm not getting any younger.
00:08:22The reason you have children is so they can take care of you when you're elderly.
00:08:25It's like breeding your own caregiver.
00:08:28Seems like a selfish reason to have a child.
00:08:31I'm just planning ahead.
00:08:36Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
00:08:39I'd like to thank all of our callers and listeners.
00:08:42Join us tomorrow as we talk about couples
00:08:45in their 30s and 40s having babies
00:08:48and every father's responsibility.
00:08:51I'm Dr. Sam, addressing what most affects your life
00:08:54with straight talk and answers.
00:08:57Until next time, have a cozy weekend.
00:09:04Breeding your own caregiver?
00:09:07Who let that last caller through?
00:09:10She sounded sane when I was vetting her.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:28Go, Philostrati.
00:09:31Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments.
00:09:34Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth.
00:09:37Turn melancholic forth to funerals.
00:09:40The pale companion is not far upon.
00:09:43Yes.
00:09:46Well done.
00:09:49Brilliant.
00:09:55I gotta say, it feels amazing being here.
00:09:58Thank you again, you know, for letting me sit in.
00:10:01Oh, John, anytime. This is your home, too.
00:10:04All right, I'll see you in there.
00:10:09Any special plans for your anniversary?
00:10:12Oh, I'm hoping we don't leave the house. I'm ovulating.
00:10:15Baby plans. I didn't know.
00:10:18It's been in the cards a long time.
00:10:21Good afternoon, ladies. Interesting show this afternoon.
00:10:24Here are your reports. Thank you. Excuse me.
00:10:30I'm so happy for you both. Thank you.
00:10:33Can't wait to hear about the details.
00:10:36Nice hair. Nice hair.
00:10:39Dude, you don't look so good.
00:10:45I slept on the couch last night. Something new?
00:10:48It's a little dance we do.
00:10:51She nudges. She can't sleep, so I go on the couch.
00:10:54Oh, God.
00:10:57She wants to have the baby talk again tonight.
00:11:00You've reached the having a baby crisis.
00:11:03Don't worry. That's just the natural progression.
00:11:06Whoa. Where's that written?
00:11:09No, no, no. Pushing the issue is the unnatural progression.
00:11:12Let's be honest. My career, it's in the tank right now.
00:11:15I'm not ready to have this talk again.
00:11:18We go from the living room to the kitchen,
00:11:21and now we play cards in your garage.
00:11:24Hey, I like my garage, and it's attached, so relax.
00:11:27How many do you need?
00:11:30Two. One.
00:11:33I'll take two.
00:11:36Do you make any plans this weekend for the anniversary?
00:11:39No. No.
00:11:42Oh. Yeah.
00:11:45Well, you didn't forget, at least. Right?
00:11:48No, no. He should pretend that he did.
00:11:51Oh, it's every man's safety net. What?
00:11:54Dude, that has literally never worked for me.
00:11:57You love her too much.
00:12:00If you want to regain your manhood, you need to change her perception.
00:12:03I love her too much. It's that easy.
00:12:06That's idiotic. I'm only trying to help here.
00:12:09Just ponder that while you're snoring on the couch tonight.
00:12:12So you don't want kids. Done deal.
00:12:15No, I do. I want kids. You know, someday.
00:12:18I just, you know, I thought I'd have...
00:12:21a series by now or something. You know, some stability, man.
00:12:24Like I said, change her perception.
00:12:27We know where you stand on this.
00:12:30I mean, I can't even afford an anniversary right now.
00:12:33She knows that. Just get her something sentimental.
00:12:36I wouldn't do anything.
00:12:39A couple of bucks. You can get her an inexpensive necklace.
00:12:42I fold.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:56They're gone.
00:12:59I got your favorite.
00:13:02What is this?
00:13:05You want to open a bottle of wine?
00:13:08Mm-hmm.
00:13:11Uh...
00:13:14You know, I've been by the actor's studio today.
00:13:17It's been a while. Did you sit in?
00:13:20Yes. I did. I did.
00:13:23Yeah. Just for, you know, a little bit.
00:13:26I don't know. I just...
00:13:29I lose myself in that place, you know?
00:13:32You know, I was thinking, let's just take it easy this weekend.
00:13:35Maybe I'll pack us a picnic basket.
00:13:38We can go to one of those wineries.
00:13:41I thought you wanted to...
00:13:44Yeah, no. Let's not talk tonight.
00:13:47Let's just enjoy an evening together.
00:13:50Well, that sounds great.
00:13:53Cheers to a beautiful weekend.
00:13:56Cheers.
00:13:59Mm.
00:14:02Looks good, huh?
00:14:05Mm-hmm.
00:14:08Hey, honey, I got to run a quick errand, all right? I'll be right back.
00:14:11Can it wait?
00:14:22Hello?
00:14:25Where have you been?
00:14:28What is that?
00:14:32I got us a puppy.
00:14:35That could have waited.
00:14:38Look at this little thing. Look how precious.
00:14:41John, John, we were supposed to take a drive to the vineyard.
00:14:44Now we have to stay home and take care of a puppy?
00:14:47You will go to any lengths to avoid this conversation, won't you?
00:14:52Whoa, whoa. Time out. No, no.
00:14:55I thought, you know, this is a romantic, thoughtful gesture.
00:15:00No, a picnic is romantic. A puppy is responsibility.
00:15:04Well, so is a baby, Samantha.
00:15:07Yeah, John, yeah. A baby is responsibility.
00:15:10It's also a decision that two people make together.
00:15:13You don't just show up at the door with a baby under your arm and say,
00:15:16Hey, honey, look what I got you for our anniversary.
00:15:19Okay, calm down. I think you are totally overreacting on this, okay?
00:15:24Samantha, I thought you would see this as me, you know,
00:15:27taking responsibility for something other than myself.
00:15:30No, I see this as a passive-aggressive move to quell my motherly instincts.
00:15:35Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Stop.
00:15:38Hey, there's lunch in that picnic basket for two. You and the puppy enjoy.
00:15:42I'm going for a drive.
00:15:45Samantha, are you serious?
00:15:49Oh, my God.
00:15:55Wonderful, ladies. Good extensions all the way to the horizon.
00:16:00Soft gaze. Looking wonderful.
00:16:05All right. We know the next position.
00:16:09Soft gaze, and remember, bent knees are beautiful.
00:16:14Hey. Come on, let's talk.
00:16:16Well, you can't convince him to have a baby. He's broken.
00:16:20Well, actually, we're all broken.
00:16:22Namaste, doctor. Save the shtick for the radio folk.
00:16:25All right, now, hands to your heart.
00:16:28Breathe, and chair pose.
00:16:34You have a successful career, so now you think a baby
00:16:37is going to be the little bow on top of your perfect life.
00:16:41You know, John is the actor, but you are the dramatic one.
00:16:45You should know by now that life is not a Norman Brockwell painting.
00:16:49He made an effort. He did bring you a puppy.
00:16:53I can't. Okay, I don't know.
00:16:56You know, I really miss that happy-go-lucky you.
00:17:01You know I hate that statement. It implies a lack of substance.
00:17:06All right. You're in a sensitive place right now. I get it.
00:17:11I feel like I can help everyone else with their relationships,
00:17:14and I can't handle my own.
00:17:21Don't you have any spiritual uplifting words for me?
00:17:27Life is a series of sequences that don't always fit together perfectly.
00:17:33Every now and then you have to smooth over the rough edges
00:17:35so the pieces fit again.
00:17:38You memorize that from a book?
00:17:40Yes.
00:17:42How about a marriage counselor?
00:17:44I did think of that.
00:17:46You know, it's fun.
00:17:51She helped Brad and I.
00:17:55You and Brad had problems?
00:17:57Well, it was a long time ago.
00:18:00He was hard to train. She's great, though.
00:18:04Now come on. Take off your wedgies.
00:18:07Whew.
00:18:17Hey! Jake!
00:18:20Jake!
00:18:22Hey, buddy.
00:18:23It backfired.
00:18:24What are you talking about?
00:18:25I bought her a puppy, okay?
00:18:27I thought it would be, you know, a two-for-one deal.
00:18:31What?
00:18:32The anniversary, her ticking clock.
00:18:34Oh, not a good idea. You should have run this by me first.
00:18:37I am your attorney.
00:18:39I know you're my attorney.
00:18:40And you told me to change her perspective, so that's what I did.
00:18:44I thought it was a good idea.
00:18:46A woman's ticking clock is a primal urge.
00:18:48You need a little more than some cute little puppy.
00:18:51I knew I shouldn't have listened to you.
00:18:52Yes, you should.
00:18:54All right, let's see what I'm dealing with here.
00:18:56We're getting a drink.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58I'm just going to get my keys.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:15It's that time?
00:19:18I don't know.
00:19:20I know you were just trying to help, okay?
00:19:23You've been that way since you were a kid, so thank you.
00:19:26Comrades for life, baby.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Okay, but listen, let's be honest with me.
00:19:34Out of all of our friends, you are the last man standing.
00:19:37Best man standing.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:39Why haven't you settled down?
00:19:41It's just not in my DNA.
00:19:44Okay, but let's be honest here, really.
00:19:46We're both on the wrong side of 30, okay?
00:19:48Debatable.
00:19:49I mean, do you really want to be alone for the rest of your life?
00:19:53Well, there are two of my future ex-girlfriends right behind you.
00:19:58That's what I'm talking about.
00:19:59That's what I'm talking about.
00:20:00Do you really want to do this, this, for the rest of your life?
00:20:05All right.
00:20:07Do you remember our gorgeous 7th grade French teacher, Miss Clouge?
00:20:10Yeah, of course.
00:20:11How could I forget?
00:20:12What was it she always used to make us say at the end of class?
00:20:15Au revoir, mademoiselle Clouge.
00:20:18That's where it all came together for me.
00:20:20Gentlemen, you ready for another one?
00:20:22Yeah, sure.
00:20:23There you go.
00:20:24He's paying.
00:20:25No, he's paying.
00:20:26Someone's paying.
00:20:28All right, enjoy.
00:20:29I'd look forward to when she'd walk down the aisle to check our schoolwork.
00:20:33Perfume, that long, beautiful hair, and that accent.
00:20:38Dear God, that accent.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41There was some real emotion there.
00:20:45You never told me that.
00:20:47We had our class right before lunch.
00:20:49Why do you think I always had my hands stuffed in my front pockets
00:20:52while we were waiting in the lunch line?
00:20:54It wasn't to protect my lunch money.
00:20:56Ew.
00:20:57Uh-huh.
00:20:58No.
00:21:00That makes sense.
00:21:02You know, Samantha's always been Samantha.
00:21:07Driven, quirky, outspoken, eccentric.
00:21:12She's wanted a baby as long as I've known her.
00:21:15What's changed with you?
00:21:19I just want to be ready, you know?
00:21:21Oh, hi.
00:21:23Hi.
00:21:25Hello.
00:21:27You were five minutes late.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:30You're ten minutes late.
00:21:31What?
00:21:32That's terrible.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:45Come here.
00:21:48You really are adorable, aren't you?
00:22:14Hello?
00:22:17John.
00:22:23What is a dumb dance?
00:22:25John!
00:22:47Let's play!
00:22:49Let's play!
00:23:16Away.
00:23:17Away.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19Oh, Samantha.
00:23:21Samantha!
00:23:23Samantha, are you serious?
00:23:24You changed the locks?
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Over a puppy?
00:23:32It's not about the puppy.
00:23:34Oh, come on.
00:23:35You are overreacting, okay?
00:23:38Really.
00:23:39Where were you?
00:23:40I was with Jake.
00:23:41I was with Jake, okay?
00:23:42And I was thinking about you.
00:23:44John, I called you.
00:23:46I heard female voices on the other line.
00:23:49Honey, honey, no, no.
00:23:52I can explain that, all right?
00:24:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:15Oh, man.
00:24:20Hey.
00:24:22What?
00:24:24I can't let you in.
00:24:26What?
00:24:27Are you kidding me?
00:24:28I'm locked out of my house.
00:24:29Samantha, call Kiki, all right?
00:24:31She's getting ready to go over there right now.
00:24:33It doesn't look good for you, buddy.
00:24:35If I let you in, Kiki's gonna have me sleeping in the doghouse.
00:24:38Brad, are you serious?
00:24:41I can't.
00:24:43Man, you can call me tomorrow.
00:24:45Let me talk to Kiki, all right?
00:24:46I'll explain.
00:24:47You don't get it.
00:24:49I have literally slept in our dog's house.
00:24:53Our dog's house, John.
00:24:56Okay.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08Yeah, this is what I needed.
00:25:13What is that?
00:25:14Kombucha tea.
00:25:16It's good for the soul.
00:25:18Thanks.
00:25:23It's horrible.
00:25:25So, have you named him yet?
00:25:27No.
00:25:28Ooh, you should name him Killer
00:25:30and teach him to growl every time he smells John's scent.
00:25:34Hmm.
00:25:39Ugh.
00:25:41I cannot talk to my mom right now.
00:25:43Don't.
00:25:49I can't believe tomorrow is my anniversary.
00:25:52What is happening?
00:25:53All men need a wake-up call from time to time.
00:25:56It's the marital shock therapy of modern day.
00:25:59I changed the locks.
00:26:01Is that a little bit too much?
00:26:03All right, let's stand up.
00:26:05Hands to your heart.
00:26:07Breathe.
00:26:09And chair pose.
00:26:12Come on, let's go.
00:26:14Not right now, no.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:18Where do you think he is?
00:26:20You shouldn't be thinking about that.
00:26:22I hope he knows I was just trying to make a point.
00:26:25I mean, I...
00:26:27Ugh.
00:26:28Maybe I should call him.
00:26:30No.
00:26:31If you do that, he won't learn anything.
00:26:36Are you sure it was women's voices you heard?
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:42Yeah, loud music.
00:26:44He was definitely at a bar.
00:26:47Yeah, I'd make him sweat it out for an extra week.
00:26:51At least.
00:26:54Ugh.
00:26:58Thanks for staying with me.
00:27:00Of course.
00:27:01Oh, and don't answer the phone if he tries calling.
00:27:04Hey, I have an idea.
00:27:06Brad and I are going horseback riding this afternoon.
00:27:08Why don't you come with us?
00:27:09I think it'd do you some good.
00:27:11Uh, honestly, I don't know if I'm in the mood,
00:27:14considering that...
00:27:16Oh, yeah, well, just give it some thought, okay?
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:20Love you.
00:27:22Love you.
00:27:23It's gonna be okay.
00:27:24Everything's gonna work out.
00:27:53Okay.
00:28:00If you want to talk, I'll listen.
00:28:07Happy anniversary.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:19I'm sorry, okay?
00:28:22I know what you must have thought.
00:28:24I know you were with some girls.
00:28:26That was Jake, okay?
00:28:29I wasn't even paying attention to him, baby, I promise.
00:28:31I mean, I was thinking about you.
00:28:34I called you back as soon as I saw that you called me.
00:28:38I trust you.
00:28:39It's just, all of this is happening
00:28:41because you are avoiding a conversation
00:28:44that we need to have sooner rather than later.
00:28:47I know, I just, I don't, I don't understand what the rush is,
00:28:50you know, we're both so young.
00:28:52It's our second wedding anniversary.
00:28:54I'm 34, I'm...
00:28:57My biological clock is ticking and I'm...
00:29:01What?
00:29:02I'm, I'm worried.
00:29:04I'm really worried that we won't be able to have a baby.
00:29:10I just wish both of our careers were, you know, more successful.
00:29:17It's not about the money.
00:29:20We're doing fine.
00:29:22No, no, you're doing fine.
00:29:24You're great.
00:29:26I'm...
00:29:29I'm in a rut.
00:29:32It's not a rut.
00:29:34It's just an ebb and flow.
00:29:37It's the timing of it all, you know, I...
00:29:42I just feel like you have one thing on your mind, having a baby.
00:29:45And that's, that's all you're focused on.
00:29:49No.
00:29:51I'm focused on us.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:58It just doesn't always feel that way.
00:30:08Maybe we should talk to someone.
00:30:11What, like a therapist?
00:30:13Like a marriage counselor.
00:30:16Honey, honey, you're, you're a doctor of psychology.
00:30:20I know I am, but I still think a third party perspective would benefit us both.
00:30:28Okay.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:33Yes?
00:30:35No, it's okay, I guess.
00:30:38Okay.
00:30:43Wow, you're on fire today.
00:30:46So, how was it?
00:30:48Did you stay in all weekend?
00:30:50Well, John got me a puppy.
00:30:52I got mad.
00:30:53He got drunk with a friend.
00:30:54I changed the locks and he slept in his car.
00:30:57And now we're gonna see a marriage counselor this afternoon.
00:31:00Well, the marriage counselor part of that is good then, right?
00:31:04I think so.
00:31:08Oh.
00:31:10Your baby shower is gonna be the best shower you have ever seen.
00:31:15Well, looks like we're back.
00:31:17Alright, let's keep this going.
00:31:25And welcome back to the show.
00:31:27We are going to end our show with a first-time caller.
00:31:31Let's welcome Pierre to the show.
00:31:33Pierre, you're on the air.
00:31:35Bonjour, mon chéri.
00:31:37Thank you for accepting my call.
00:31:39Pierre, you sound French.
00:31:41We don't get many European callers here in Albuquerque.
00:31:45Oui, oui, I understand.
00:31:48Oui, oui, I understand.
00:31:51I was hoping that perhaps you may be able to guide me through a difficult time in my relationship.
00:32:00Of course, that is why I'm here.
00:32:03It is my wife.
00:32:06I love her with all of my heart, but sometimes I don't feel the same kind of love from her.
00:32:14And why do you feel that?
00:32:17I'm not sure.
00:32:21Well, the recognition of unconditional love is at the cornerstone of every relationship.
00:32:27It is important to remember that.
00:32:31How does one identify that?
00:32:33It's hard work. It is not easy.
00:32:37It sounds like you're having trouble identifying your role in your relationship.
00:32:43It's not uncommon.
00:32:46What is your wife's career?
00:32:49She's in the business of healing.
00:32:54That's wonderful.
00:32:56Oui, oui, yes, she's very smart, very smart.
00:33:00But her perception of love and tolerance, it's almost regimental.
00:33:08Pierre, this is all we have time for today.
00:33:13I would love to continue this tomorrow.
00:33:16Would that be okay?
00:33:18Certainly.
00:33:21I can't wait.
00:33:25That is all we have time for today.
00:33:27I'm Dr. Sam.
00:33:29Until next time, bye-bye.
00:33:31That was an interesting call.
00:33:33Who doesn't love a French accent?
00:33:36I have a feeling there is something more under the surface with this caller.
00:33:41I hope he really does call back.
00:33:45Your decision to take this first step is the beginning of the healing process for many.
00:33:49So with that said, congratulations.
00:33:52Do you ask true or false questions?
00:33:55This is a personal question.
00:33:57Do you ask true or false questions?
00:34:00This is a process.
00:34:02We may discuss an array of issues over many sessions
00:34:05before we arrive at the root of what's causing marital conflict.
00:34:13I don't know where to begin.
00:34:17I understand it was your second wedding anniversary yesterday?
00:34:21Yes, it was.
00:34:23And it was not what I expected.
00:34:26I'll take responsibility for that.
00:34:29Tell me, John, what does Samantha mean?
00:34:31Okay, I got her a puppy.
00:34:34We should name him, by the way.
00:34:36She wants a baby, okay?
00:34:38And I got her a puppy.
00:34:40A puppy is not a substitute for a child.
00:34:46That's what I really want for us.
00:34:48We were supposed to go on this romantic picnic.
00:34:53And instead, he came home with the puppy.
00:34:57Samantha, how am I supposed to take care of a baby
00:34:59when I can barely help take care of us?
00:35:01You don't have to help take care of us.
00:35:03We take care of us.
00:35:06This is good. We're wasting no time here.
00:35:08John, do you desire to feel the burden of responsibility?
00:35:13I think we're touching on self-esteem issues here.
00:35:17Self-esteem issues?
00:35:19Yeah, you know what?
00:35:20Wow, I can actually, this room,
00:35:22it just, it really brings the emotions out.
00:35:24I can feel it.
00:35:25Most arrive at this phase at about the same time,
00:35:28their second anniversary.
00:35:30A colleague just published research on this phenomena.
00:35:34Couples who have not resolved their major differences,
00:35:37such as having a child,
00:35:38within those crucial early years,
00:35:40face a greater risk of failure.
00:35:42Yes, I did just read about this.
00:35:44Okay, that sounds a little ridiculous to me.
00:35:50John, it is my natural urge to have a child.
00:35:57Okay, well, it is my natural urge
00:36:01to discuss it and plan for it.
00:36:04That's, that's my natural instinct.
00:36:19Hey, babe, come on.
00:36:21She can't be right about everything.
00:36:24She is a professional therapist.
00:36:29Look, I love you, but I am exhausted
00:36:31and I need to get a good night's sleep.
00:36:35Do you think you could sleep on the couch again tonight?
00:36:40What?
00:36:43Yeah, sure.
00:36:48Please take care of him.
00:37:06This is all your fault.
00:37:12You know that.
00:37:14We're both in a doghouse.
00:37:21Good morning.
00:37:22Hi.
00:37:26You look happy.
00:37:27I was just thinking we should travel to France someday.
00:37:32Drive along the countryside, visit all the wineries.
00:37:37That would be so romantic.
00:37:39Yeah, yeah, I would love that.
00:37:41Learn the culture, the language.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:49Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah, just finally got some sleep last night.
00:37:54Oh, I'm late. Okay, I gotta go.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Oh, reminder, Phoebe's baby shower is this Saturday,
00:38:01so I could really use your help with that.
00:38:03I will be there.
00:38:04Okay.
00:38:06Love you.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:08Bye.
00:38:09Bye.
00:38:13Hmm.
00:38:18Hello.
00:38:19You John Gray?
00:38:21Maybe.
00:38:22Mind taking this off my hands?
00:38:24Yeah, of course.
00:38:25It's heavy.
00:38:26What is this?
00:38:27Sign on the line, please.
00:38:28What is it with you guys?
00:38:29You're always in a hurry.
00:38:30Is that like a job requirement?
00:38:33Okay, thank you.
00:38:36Have a great day, sunshine.
00:38:45What is this?
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:58Dude, you're gonna be a dad.
00:39:00Oh, no.
00:39:04My birth partner.
00:39:08You think mommy's trying to tell me something?
00:39:10Huh?
00:39:13Congratulations.
00:39:16Our French caller Pierre has generated the biggest buzz from our listeners
00:39:20than any other caller in our show's history.
00:39:23Oh, wow, that's wonderful.
00:39:25I guess he really struck a chord with our listeners.
00:39:28Mm-hmm.
00:39:31Hey, is there anyone else you want to invite to your baby shower?
00:39:34Preferably friends with kids, infants, toddlers.
00:39:39I don't have that many friends in Albuquerque.
00:39:41Acquaintances are fine.
00:39:43I was thinking of a more intimate baby shower.
00:39:46Something small and quiet.
00:39:48Keep it simple.
00:39:49You know what?
00:39:50You're right.
00:39:51This is your shower.
00:39:53How about your husband's friends?
00:39:56Okay.
00:40:27All right, Eddie, see you tomorrow.
00:40:33Well, hello, sweetheart.
00:40:34Have a seat.
00:40:35Oh, okay.
00:40:36Hi, I'm John.
00:40:39Okay.
00:40:40Not often a cutie like you walks in here.
00:40:44Uh, yeah.
00:40:45You know, I just wanted to see what kind of jobs you had to offer.
00:40:49You know, what they might pay.
00:40:52Well, that depends on your skill set, sweetie.
00:40:57Have we met before?
00:40:58You look familiar to me.
00:41:00No, I don't think so.
00:41:02I mean, you know, I never forget a beautiful face, so.
00:41:05Oh, wide job now.
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:07So tell me, handsome, what are some of your job skills?
00:41:10Job skills.
00:41:11Uh, I was an actor.
00:41:14You know, mainly in college.
00:41:17Stuff like that.
00:41:18This isn't central casting, so I can't help you there.
00:41:21Um, let's see.
00:41:23Here's something perfect for an actor.
00:41:25Have you ever waited tables before?
00:41:27No.
00:41:28No, no, I don't have the patience for that.
00:41:31I thought you were an actor.
00:41:33Okay, scratch that.
00:41:35How about construction?
00:41:38I'm more of a, you know, hang a shelf, birdhouse kind of guy.
00:41:42Probably shouldn't be building someone's house.
00:41:45Okay, so you're a challenge.
00:41:48Hmm, can you drive?
00:41:50And don't tell me your feet are broken, neither.
00:41:52Yes, no.
00:41:53Driving, I can do.
00:41:55Okay, well, you don't need me then, sweetie.
00:41:58Call these guys.
00:42:05Well, not all people have the strength and fortitude
00:42:09to stay committed in the tough times of their relationship.
00:42:14It's time for a quick commercial break.
00:42:16We will be right back.
00:42:21Do you think Pierre will call in?
00:42:23I hope so.
00:42:24Well, our listeners are hoping so.
00:42:26They're calling in from everywhere,
00:42:28wanting to know more about our mysterious Frenchman.
00:42:31It's him on line one.
00:42:33Is it really?
00:42:34Okay, get him on, quickly.
00:42:35Gotcha.
00:42:37Welcome back to the show, everyone.
00:42:39If you recall, yesterday,
00:42:41we welcomed a first-time caller, Pierre, to the show.
00:42:45We didn't get a chance to finish our candid conversations,
00:42:49yet the response from our listeners has been overwhelming.
00:42:54Back on the line with us is Pierre.
00:42:56Welcome back to the show, Pierre.
00:42:58Merci beaucoup. Thank you.
00:43:00Your previous call, Pierre,
00:43:03Merci beaucoup. Thank you.
00:43:05Your previous call has been on all of our minds
00:43:08here at the studio and also our listeners back at home,
00:43:12and we are all dying to know,
00:43:15how are you doing right now?
00:43:18I wish I could tell you I was better, but I cannot.
00:43:23I'm sorry to hear that.
00:43:26Unfortunately, I have begun to believe
00:43:28that maybe we have reached the beginning of the end.
00:43:33Is that really what you want?
00:43:35Yeah, maybe it's for the best.
00:43:38Sometimes you can love enough to say goodbye.
00:43:43If you truly love someone, you never give up on them,
00:43:48no matter what the circumstances.
00:43:50It seems like you've already decided to give up.
00:43:54Well, lovers can change and grow apart.
00:43:59People do change, but love is love.
00:44:02The capacity to love never changes.
00:44:09Pierre?
00:44:11I think I will ask for a divorce.
00:44:17I am so sorry to hear that.
00:44:23I should have asked you this before.
00:44:25Is your wife also French, or is she American?
00:44:29She's American.
00:44:32Any children?
00:44:34No, no, none.
00:44:36She desires children, but I am not ready,
00:44:39which is our biggest embassy.
00:44:42Why?
00:44:44Uh, my question not easy to answer.
00:44:48There is something that is not adding up here.
00:44:53What are you keeping secret?
00:44:55I answer your questions honestly.
00:44:58I speak from the heart, always.
00:45:06Pierre, it is time for us to take a commercial break.
00:45:10We will keep you on hold for a few minutes.
00:45:13Is that okay?
00:45:14Oui, oui.
00:45:17Can you believe it?
00:45:22There is something about him.
00:45:26I can't quite put my finger on it.
00:45:29Good or bad?
00:45:31I don't know.
00:45:32Well, our phone lines are blowing up with callers.
00:45:34This guy is dynamite.
00:45:36Everyone has something to say about our Frenchman.
00:45:41Awesome.
00:45:43He hung up.
00:45:49I can do this.
00:45:51I can do this.
00:45:53This is fine.
00:46:11What's going on?
00:46:12You sounded a little upset on the phone.
00:46:15Recently, I had this caller on the show.
00:46:20A French guy.
00:46:21Oh, la, la.
00:46:22Everyone loves a French accent.
00:46:25It's not just his accent.
00:46:26It's his choice of words, his tone of voice.
00:46:34I think he's really hurting.
00:46:36Pierre.
00:46:37Pierre?
00:46:39So he has a name?
00:46:40You've never said that about a caller before.
00:46:42There's just this sense of familiarity about him.
00:46:46Don't do anything you're going to regret.
00:46:48You know me better than that.
00:46:51I do have something I have to admit.
00:46:54I've been daydreaming about him.
00:46:56I don't know how he looks.
00:46:58I don't know anything about him.
00:47:00And you need to keep it that way.
00:47:02I'm smart enough to know what this is about.
00:47:05This is about John.
00:47:06I just wish that he viewed our marriage
00:47:08like this caller views his.
00:47:10You need to get that resolved with John.
00:47:13I mean, I know I'm a little bit hard on him,
00:47:15but you two really are meant for each other.
00:47:19You're both just a little off right now.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:29Hey.
00:47:30Hey.
00:47:31What is that?
00:47:32I am going to cook us something special.
00:47:35For dinner tonight.
00:47:36Chicken cordon bleu?
00:47:39You still have France on your mind.
00:47:41And I got this little number.
00:47:48What do you think about this for dessert?
00:47:53You know what?
00:47:54I just remembered.
00:47:55I left my script at Jake's.
00:47:58What script?
00:47:59Oh, that's right.
00:48:00I never even told you about that.
00:48:03I have a producer's call back tomorrow.
00:48:08That's awesome.
00:48:09I know, yeah?
00:48:10So I'm going to go.
00:48:11I should probably go get it.
00:48:13OK.
00:48:14We can't wait until after dinner and dessert?
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Well, I should probably rehearse after dinner.
00:48:20So let me just go get it.
00:48:22I'll be right back.
00:48:23John.
00:48:24John.
00:48:30OK.
00:48:36Want another beer?
00:48:38No, I'm fine.
00:48:41Look, you can't keep hiding from her.
00:48:43I'm not hiding.
00:48:44I'm avoiding.
00:48:51So a French teddy.
00:48:53God, that's extremely sexy.
00:48:55I know.
00:48:56And so what?
00:48:57She's into things French.
00:49:01Look, all I'm saying is you can't keep this up much longer.
00:49:05Lay your cards on the table and tell her.
00:49:08Kids are out of the question for right now.
00:49:13There's more to it than that.
00:49:16Like what?
00:49:20Nothing.
00:49:21Nothing to swipe my imagination.
00:49:24Maybe you should just give in.
00:49:26Start learning nursery rhymes.
00:49:31Dave wants to talk to us.
00:49:33Both of us?
00:49:34What does he want to complain about now?
00:49:39Knock, knock.
00:49:40Who's there?
00:49:41It's Dave.
00:49:43Good morning, ladies.
00:49:45Good morning.
00:49:47We need to talk about the show's trajectory.
00:49:49The new demographics, to be more precise.
00:49:52Didn't we already cover this?
00:49:54Well, you know how those corporate folks and research groups are.
00:49:58Aren't you one of those corporate folks?
00:50:00Oh, can we get to the point?
00:50:03You know, corporate feels that we are neglecting the teen market.
00:50:08We're nearly 30% below in the percentile there.
00:50:11I'm sorry, teen market?
00:50:13I thought they wanted more listeners with children.
00:50:15Which is it?
00:50:17Don't shoot the messenger.
00:50:19Teens are not part of our demographic.
00:50:21We established that since day one.
00:50:24You know, your contract negotiations are coming up in a couple of weeks.
00:50:29We'd love it if you could be on board with us at that time.
00:50:33That sounds like a threat.
00:50:34We don't need a focus group determining the format of our show every week.
00:50:39Think about what I just said.
00:50:42No need.
00:50:44That is a knee-jerk reaction.
00:50:47But I'm sure we'll all be in agreement before our negotiations start.
00:50:52Strong-arming.
00:50:54That's not fair.
00:50:56Haven't you heard?
00:50:58Life's not fair, honey.
00:51:00Ciao.
00:51:06That man is going to send me into labor.
00:51:09Early.
00:51:14Ugh.
00:51:23Wow.
00:51:24This is phenomenal.
00:51:27I told you it was going to be the best baby shower you have ever seen.
00:51:31I don't know most of these people.
00:51:33Oh, who cares?
00:51:34They all brought gifts.
00:51:36Wow.
00:51:37I must say, I'm impressed.
00:51:39Congratulations.
00:51:42That's good.
00:51:44So do you think you could have been a little more subtle?
00:51:46I know what you're doing.
00:51:47I do, too.
00:51:48I'm throwing a baby shower.
00:51:50You're a doctor of psychology.
00:51:52You're the dear Abby of modern times.
00:51:54But when it comes to your own relationship, you're a mess.
00:51:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:51:58Inviting all these kids here is not going to help.
00:52:01You're scaring John off.
00:52:03I mean, even I'd scream foul.
00:52:04Wait, John, where did he go?
00:52:06He wasn't picking up his phone.
00:52:07I know, I'm supposed to help you.
00:52:09Oh, hi.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:12Oh, hey.
00:52:13Where have you been?
00:52:15Black car surgery.
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17OK, well, you said you were going to help.
00:52:19Yeah, I know what I said.
00:52:20Samantha, OK?
00:52:21I'm doing my best.
00:52:22OK, well, I don't know what else you want me to say.
00:52:25Go find your mom.
00:52:38I'm sorry.
00:52:39I'm so sorry.
00:52:40Just go upstairs, please.
00:52:43You know what?
00:52:44Maybe I should have never showed up in the first place, huh?
00:53:05What?
00:53:06What do you want?
00:53:11I just wanted to see if you were OK.
00:53:15I'm sorry about earlier.
00:53:17It was an accident.
00:53:21I honestly don't think that you care.
00:53:25Well, I could say the same thing.
00:53:29You know, when I first met you, I almost forgot to breathe.
00:53:36It was like inner pandemonium and perpetual bliss
00:53:40at the same time.
00:53:44And now I don't even know how I feel anymore.
00:53:54What is that supposed to mean?
00:53:57Please just leave me alone.
00:54:01Sam.
00:54:05Sam.
00:54:24Hey, Vince.
00:54:27You decided to call me on a Sunday.
00:54:29I hope this is good news.
00:54:31Yeah, sorry about that.
00:54:33How are you holding up?
00:54:34I need work.
00:54:36OK, look, John.
00:54:38I gotta drop you from my roster, man.
00:54:42What?
00:54:43What are you?
00:54:44What are you?
00:54:45You're dropping me?
00:54:46Hey, it's not me, OK, buddy?
00:54:47It's the agency.
00:54:48They're telling me I need to drop all my dead weight around here.
00:54:52You understand, right?
00:54:54Oh.
00:54:55Oh, I'm dead weight.
00:54:56That's what I am?
00:54:57I'm dead weight?
00:54:58No, Vince.
00:54:59I don't understand, OK?
00:55:00Do you understand this?
00:55:03John.
00:55:04Hello.
00:55:09It's Pierre.
00:55:10He's on line one.
00:55:11Great.
00:55:12Keep him on the line.
00:55:13I'll bring him on air after the intro.
00:55:15He doesn't want to go live.
00:55:17He wants to speak with you privately.
00:55:28Pierre?
00:55:30I was hoping you would call.
00:55:32Why can't we put you on the air?
00:55:34I have a desire to speak with you without the ears of the world
00:55:38burdening my words.
00:55:41I would like that.
00:55:42But I am about to go on air.
00:55:45Leave me your number.
00:55:47I'll call you back.
00:55:48May we meet?
00:55:50At the cafe?
00:55:55Are you there?
00:55:57Sorry.
00:55:58I'm here.
00:56:02Yes, I will meet you.
00:56:04I believe it's worth it.
00:56:06I want to help you.
00:56:08I as well.
00:56:12This is strictly professional.
00:56:13There is a small cafe on the corner of Rio Grande and Jackson.
00:56:20We are not at this 1 o'clock.
00:56:26Or at 1.
00:56:32What are you doing?
00:56:40I heard the whole conversation.
00:56:42I'm doing this because I want to help his marriage.
00:56:45You realize you're tempting fate.
00:56:47You never meet with a caller.
00:56:50There's something resonating in his voice.
00:56:54I feel like I know him.
00:56:56That's exactly why you shouldn't meet with him.
00:57:02I'm sorry.
00:57:33Hello.
00:57:41Hi.
00:57:42Hi.
00:57:49I can't believe you're here.
00:57:51I just had a lunch with a colleague.
00:57:56How about you?
00:57:58I got an audition downtown, can you believe it?
00:58:03That's, that's great, I'm really happy for you.
00:58:08Um, listen I know this isn't the best place or time to say this but um, I can't get what
00:58:25you said last night out of my head.
00:58:32Yeah.
00:58:33So is, you know, is he or she late?
00:58:40No, no, um, I'm just early.
00:58:45You know me.
00:58:48I sure do.
00:58:52I gotta get going.
00:58:54But uh, I'll see you home?
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Good luck.
00:58:58Thanks.
00:59:11Why a French accent?
00:59:13You know, uh, au revoir, mademoiselle Clouge.
00:59:17That's brilliant.
00:59:18Why didn't I think of that?
00:59:19Well, no, I took it too far.
00:59:21She never has to find out.
00:59:23No, that's not it, alright?
00:59:24It gets worse.
00:59:25What?
00:59:26Alright, I asked her to meet me at a cafe as Pierre and she agreed.
00:59:34Well, that's not good.
00:59:36And then she showed up and she looked great.
00:59:39Oh, that's not good.
00:59:41I know.
00:59:42Sorry, buddy.
00:59:43Sober.
00:59:44Just as good as an affair.
00:59:45She went over the line.
00:59:46I don't even know why I tempted her, you know?
00:59:48Doesn't matter.
00:59:49Intent is nine-tenths of the law.
00:59:51Pierre isn't real.
00:59:53I made him up.
00:59:54Yes, he is.
00:59:56I'm looking at him.
00:59:58You know what?
00:59:59I need you to help me, not make fun of me.
01:00:04Unbelievable.
01:00:06Oh, Pierre, you're exactly as I imagined.
01:00:09So handsome and debonair and French.
01:00:13Oh, hello, my beautiful flower.
01:00:17Let us sip champagne and read poetry.
01:00:21Oh, your accent.
01:00:23I love the way the words, how they come out of your mouth.
01:00:28Sick.
01:00:34He didn't show up.
01:00:36I was hoping he wouldn't.
01:00:38I wanted to meet him.
01:00:39I had to know.
01:00:42Know what?
01:00:43What are you looking for?
01:00:45I told you, I'm trying to help him.
01:00:49Maybe it's better he didn't show up.
01:00:52You don't seem so sure.
01:00:55Nothing feels the same anymore.
01:01:12Poured you one?
01:01:13I'm OK.
01:01:21You know when you said that you don't know how you feel about me anymore?
01:01:28That really hurt.
01:01:36That's not always how I feel.
01:01:38I know.
01:01:39I know.
01:01:40I just, I would, I would never say that to you.
01:01:49I don't know.
01:01:50Maybe this marriage counselor's right, you know?
01:01:52Maybe, I don't know, if we can't agree on having a baby by now, maybe we never will.
01:01:59I think we can.
01:02:01I think we're eight days past our second anniversary, so maybe we're the exception.
01:02:15I think we both need to figure out what's broken.
01:02:20What are you, what are you saying?
01:02:25I think we need some time apart.
01:02:31OK.
01:02:50Surprise!
01:02:51Hi.
01:02:52Mom.
01:02:53Dad?
01:02:55Your mother just drove seven hours straight.
01:02:58What a wonderful surprise.
01:03:00Still upstairs, Phil.
01:03:02When did you guys get a puppy?
01:03:05Oh, what's your name?
01:03:07We haven't named him yet.
01:03:09He's a rescue.
01:03:10Seven straight hours.
01:03:11I'm telling you, your mother's trying to kill me.
01:03:15Mom, why didn't you call us and tell us that you were coming?
01:03:17We wanted to surprise you both.
01:03:19Your father and I needed to get out of the house.
01:03:22He'll be there for half an hour.
01:03:24Let's talk.
01:03:25OK.
01:03:29I'll put your stuff in the guest bedroom.
01:03:35Mom, I love you, but what are you really doing here?
01:03:39Honey, I'm your mother.
01:03:41You think I don't know if something's wrong with my baby girl?
01:03:44Nothing's wrong.
01:03:46Everything's fine.
01:03:49A mother always knows.
01:03:51I am telling you, you drove down for no reason.
01:03:54Oh, honey.
01:03:56Fine.
01:03:57Hey.
01:03:58You are all set.
01:04:00I'll leave you two alone.
01:04:01I got to unpack.
01:04:02OK.
01:04:03Good night.
01:04:12I don't want them to know that anything's wrong.
01:04:15How long are they staying here?
01:04:16I don't know.
01:04:17I didn't even know they were coming.
01:04:20Act like everything's fine between us.
01:04:23Right now.
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:26Fine.
01:04:27I'll play along.
01:04:49How long has he been sleeping on the couch?
01:05:02Oh, his snoring keeps me up at night.
01:05:05The cushions are molded to his body.
01:05:07Mom, you are reading way too much into this.
01:05:10Am I?
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:12You're not the only relationship specialist in this family.
01:05:16Mom, I love you, but I have to go to work.
01:05:18You still have that grill in the backyard?
01:05:20Um, yeah.
01:05:21Why?
01:05:22Your father and I want to make a barbecue this afternoon.
01:05:25Oh, God.
01:05:26I'm really not up for that right now.
01:05:28Oh, come on.
01:05:29It'll be fun.
01:05:30We'll take care of everything.
01:05:31Invite your friends.
01:05:33You know what?
01:05:35That sounds great.
01:05:41Bye.
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:43How do you feel running back?
01:05:45Oh, yeah.
01:05:46For sure.
01:05:48Hey, I didn't know you guys got a puppy.
01:05:50What's his name?
01:05:51Oh, he doesn't have a name.
01:05:53First round's ready.
01:05:56Mmm.
01:05:57Fantastic.
01:05:58This is incredible.
01:05:59Thank you so much, everyone.
01:06:01Mom and Dad put everything together.
01:06:04How about a toast?
01:06:06I got this.
01:06:10A wise old man once said something that I'll never forget.
01:06:14Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.
01:06:19John, Samantha, I'm glad you guys are working things out.
01:06:23You are such an idiot.
01:06:26What?
01:06:27That was heartfelt.
01:06:28You never cease to amaze me.
01:06:30Are you two cut from the same cloth?
01:06:32Hey, I know he's an idiot sometimes,
01:06:34but he's still my best friend, so take it easy, all right?
01:06:36Hey, will you pass the coleslaw, please?
01:06:38So, everybody here knows.
01:06:42Who cares?
01:06:43All right, let's all just calm down and everybody take a breath.
01:06:46Okay, why don't you have another drink, Kiki?
01:06:49Okay, Jake, you need to leave.
01:06:52No, Jake, you don't need to leave.
01:06:54This is my house, too, okay?
01:06:55Well, someone here has to take charge, and I say he's leaving.
01:06:58Oh, really?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:00Oh, there she goes again, everybody.
01:07:01Dr. Sam, taking charge of the world.
01:07:04I've heard enough.
01:07:05You know, this was your idea in the first place,
01:07:07putting on this charade for your family.
01:07:10I was ready to leave before they got here.
01:07:11Really?
01:07:12Go ahead.
01:07:13I'd like to watch you try.
01:07:14I am the only one supporting us.
01:07:20Wow.
01:07:31John, John, I shouldn't have said that.
01:07:33Yeah, but you did.
01:07:35You're really going to go through with this?
01:07:38I'll be back tomorrow to get more of my things.
01:07:40I mean, if that's okay with you.
01:07:41Or do you want to change the locks again?
01:07:43God, can we have a conversation without insulting each other?
01:07:46Why do you always get to decide when we talk?
01:07:49Was leaving me part of your anniversary plans?
01:07:51No, not getting you pregnant was part of my anniversary plans.
01:07:56I just want us to have a family.
01:07:58Well, so do I, Samantha.
01:07:59But what I don't need is a marriage counselor
01:08:02and your biological clock forcing the issue.
01:08:06I'm just...
01:08:07You know what?
01:08:08I'm never going to live up to your standards.
01:08:09And that's fine.
01:08:24Is...
01:08:25Is that John?
01:08:27I...
01:08:28I don't want him parked out in front all night.
01:08:31Well, maybe we should just invite him in.
01:08:37No, I don't want him in the house.
01:08:40Come on.
01:08:43Show him the dog's house.
01:08:45He can be so cold.
01:08:51All right.
01:08:53All right.
01:08:55He can sleep on the cot in the garage.
01:08:58One night.
01:08:59Okay.
01:09:02I'll go get him.
01:09:08You've shed some light on this whole thing,
01:09:10but you still need to man up and make amends.
01:09:13For what?
01:09:14Her forcing me into fatherhood?
01:09:16I'm sorry.
01:09:17I cannot be steamrolled like Brad, all right?
01:09:19Hey, I didn't...
01:09:22I didn't mean it like that, okay?
01:09:23Brad is an amazing stay-at-home dad.
01:09:25We chose what works for us, right?
01:09:28Yeah.
01:09:29Right.
01:09:30Are you just afraid of being responsible
01:09:32for something greater than yourself?
01:09:33No.
01:09:34No.
01:09:35Then what's the problem?
01:09:37Samantha believes in you.
01:09:39She's been supportive with the ups and downs of your career.
01:09:43But you have to start looking at the situation through her eyes.
01:09:48Yeah, otherwise you're just being selfish, you know?
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51Yeah, selfish.
01:09:52Selfish.
01:09:53Start acting like the husband she knows you are.
01:09:57And stop running away from her.
01:10:04Honey, can I come in?
01:10:06Yeah.
01:10:09I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:10I just...
01:10:14didn't want to disappoint you and Dad.
01:10:17You know you could have always talked to me about this.
01:10:20I would never judge you.
01:10:27What's that?
01:10:29Something I put together for your anniversary.
01:10:34A photo album?
01:10:36Take a look.
01:10:40I don't know if right now is the best time.
01:10:44Actually, this might be the perfect time.
01:10:50Okay.
01:11:09I bet him a kiss that Denver would beat Buffalo.
01:11:18Oh, wow.
01:11:21It feels like such a long time ago.
01:11:39I love you.
01:11:40I love you too, baby.
01:12:02Samantha told me I might find you here.
01:12:06Are you a good listener?
01:12:08I should be.
01:12:10I've been married to Samantha's mother for almost 40 years.
01:12:14It's been a rough couple months.
01:12:18It's not easy.
01:12:19We've all been through this before.
01:12:24It feels like an eternity, you know?
01:12:27A couple rough patches are irrelevant in the span of a solid marriage.
01:12:35John, you shouldn't make a long-term decision based on a short-term emotion.
01:12:44Who are you?
01:12:45Who are you?
01:12:48I've never heard you say more than five words in my life.
01:12:54Okay, everybody.
01:12:55Good job.
01:12:56Goodbye.
01:12:57See you next week.
01:12:58Get off book.
01:13:03John!
01:13:05Oh, my God.
01:13:06I was going to call you after class.
01:13:07Oh.
01:13:09Can I talk to you for a minute?
01:13:12Is everything okay?
01:13:13Yeah.
01:13:16Not really.
01:13:17No.
01:13:20Maybe being in your element for a while will help with that?
01:13:24Yeah.
01:13:25You know, that's actually why I came by.
01:13:27I was going to talk to you about maybe studying with you again.
01:13:29What?
01:13:30If that's okay.
01:13:31You know I would love that.
01:13:32Oh, this is perfect.
01:13:34What are you talking about?
01:13:35I have a family matter back east.
01:13:37I have to leave the day after tomorrow.
01:13:39And I would love for you to fill in for me.
01:13:41It could be a week.
01:13:42Are you kidding?
01:13:43I would be honored.
01:13:44Yes.
01:13:46Great.
01:13:47Great.
01:13:48When I get back, I think we should talk about you teaching a workshop here at the studio if you're interested.
01:13:53Really?
01:13:54Yes.
01:13:55I'm interested.
01:13:56Thank you so much.
01:13:58Great.
01:13:59I gotta run.
01:14:00Okay.
01:14:01All right.
01:14:02Do you still have keys to lock up when you're finished?
01:14:04Yeah, I do.
01:14:05Okay.
01:14:06I will.
01:14:07Goodbye.
01:14:08Thanks.
01:14:11Bye.
01:14:41Bye.
01:14:42Bye.
01:14:43Bye.
01:15:11Bye.
01:15:34Are you okay?
01:15:38No, I'm not.
01:15:39I...
01:15:41I tried to call John, and I even went to the actor's studio.
01:15:46No marriage is bulletproof.
01:15:47I know what's in your heart.
01:15:50You ready?
01:16:05Welcome back to the show, everyone.
01:16:09Before we take another caller, there is something I feel I need to share with my listeners.
01:16:16I have given you a lot of advice over the years, but it is just that.
01:16:24Advice.
01:16:27We all make hard decisions in our lives.
01:16:30We determine the choices we make for love, and hopefully nobody gets heartbroken along the way.
01:16:39Maybe it's in our genes to make our differences more complicated than they need to be.
01:16:47It's an explanation of something that we don't understand.
01:16:54Maybe the guidance that we have been looking for is right in front of us.
01:17:00It's in the power of the word.
01:17:02It's saying, I love you.
01:17:06I understand you, and I never want to lose you.
01:17:12Pierre and I do.
01:17:18Welcome back to the show, Pierre.
01:17:20It's great to have you.
01:17:23Merci beaucoup, ma chérie.
01:17:25I've been looking forward to this call.
01:17:28I think we all have.
01:17:31I realize I haven't given you the proper advice that you were looking for.
01:17:36No?
01:17:38Then maybe I wasn't ready to give it, but I am ready now.
01:17:45That sounds positive.
01:17:47It is.
01:17:50I realize it wasn't advice that you were seeking, but rather validation for a decision that you had already made.
01:17:58Oui, that was true, but not anymore.
01:18:03I called today because I know that only you can help me.
01:18:10Tell me, do you have a perfect marriage?
01:18:21You're turning the tables here.
01:18:24No.
01:18:26I don't have a perfect marriage.
01:18:30I've listened closely to your words and advice when we talk.
01:18:35You talk from the heart.
01:18:39I believe in true love.
01:18:42And so do I.
01:18:44I was selfish with my husband.
01:18:49I lost sight of what really matters in life, and I may have lost the only person I have ever loved.
01:19:02I was wrong.
01:19:05I was wrong.
01:19:08I was wrong.
01:19:10I was wrong.
01:19:15What's your truth?
01:19:18My truth is I was worried about losing my identity as much as losing my importance in my wife's eyes.
01:19:29I too was selfish, and I was wrong.
01:19:36Do you remember what you said to me?
01:19:40The first time that we met.
01:19:57That you felt like you couldn't breathe.
01:20:05You said it felt like inner pandemonium.
01:20:09And perpetual bliss at the same time.
01:20:15Now I know what that means.
01:20:23This is when I say I love you.
01:20:28I love you more than anything in the whole world.
01:20:32And I never want to lose you.
01:20:40I love you.
01:20:53I'm going to have to call you back.
01:21:09I love you.
01:21:17You wanted to see me?
01:21:19Samantha, have a seat.
01:21:31If this is about the last broadcast, I'm sorry.
01:21:35I got really emotional and it won't happen again.
01:21:39You're sorry?
01:21:42I don't care if it was a stunt or if it was an act of God.
01:21:50It put the show over the top.
01:21:53Ask Dr. Sam is our highest rated broadcast. You are number one in every market.
01:21:59With that said, we would like to renew your contract for three years.
01:22:05With a substantial raise, of course.
01:22:08And you would have full control of the show's content.
01:22:11Carte Blanche.
01:22:13Wow.
01:22:15I don't know what to say.
01:22:17Say yes.
01:22:19Telling me you want to stay here with us and make history, that would be a good start.
01:22:24Oh, and isn't there something else that you would like to do?
01:22:27And isn't there something else that you would like to add?
01:22:33Samantha, I'll support you in whatever you need.
01:22:38I'll ride for the brand.
01:22:42Done.
01:22:44I just have a favor to ask.
01:22:49I need some time off.
01:22:52A little vacation time to spend with a special man.
01:22:57You got it?
01:23:08Hey.
01:23:09Can I come in?
01:23:11Hey, Samantha? Honey? Can Jake come in?
01:23:15I'm kidding. Yes, come in.
01:23:18Nice shirt.
01:23:19Borrowed it from your closet when you weren't looking.
01:23:22Hey.
01:23:23Hey.
01:23:24What's going on?
01:23:26Well, I wanted to say this to both of you together.
01:23:29I feel horrible about the last two weeks.
01:23:32And I want to buy you both a gift to make up for it.
01:23:36Not another puppy.
01:23:37No.
01:23:39Okay.
01:23:40What is this gift you speak of?
01:23:42How about an all-expenses-paid stay at the best resort in New Mexico?
01:23:48I'm also inviting Kiki and Brad.
01:23:50And I'm going with a special lady.
01:23:53What special lady?
01:23:54Well, it's a surprise.
01:23:55Someone I've been interested in for a while.
01:23:58Well, look at that. There's a heart in there after all.
01:24:03Staying for dinner?
01:24:04Yes.
01:24:17Yes.
01:24:18Cool.
01:24:20Ah, there they are.
01:24:21We'll hit the drive-thru soon.
01:24:23Yeah, and then we'll all go to dinner.
01:24:24Look at this. It's janky.
01:24:25It's mysterious.
01:24:26Looks like everyone's here.
01:24:31Bonjour, mademoiselle Cruz.
01:24:34Comment ça va?
01:24:37The French teacher?
01:24:38Yeah.
01:24:39Yeah.
01:24:40Oui, it is me.
01:24:42Brad, you are even hotter than when we were in high school.
01:24:46I'm just saying.
01:24:48I'm very proud of you.
01:24:49You should be.
01:24:51Wow.
01:24:52Good to see you again.
01:24:53Hello.
01:24:54We've got tea time in 30 minutes.
01:24:57Bonjour.
01:24:58I've got to keep some things a mystery.
01:25:00Come on.
01:25:01Right?
01:25:03Oh my goodness.
01:25:04Look at that face.
01:25:06Congratulations, guys.
01:25:07We wish you were here.
01:25:09We do too.
01:25:10Enjoy your freedom now, you two.
01:25:12Yeah, because once you have one of these little guys,
01:25:15there's no more vacations for a while.
01:25:18You should think of a name for the puppy before you come home.
01:25:22You know what?
01:25:23She's right.
01:25:25What do you think?
01:25:28Pierre.
01:25:32Really?
01:25:33Yeah.
01:25:34Okay.
01:25:35I love it.
01:25:36Pierre.
01:25:37Pierre it is.
01:25:38We miss you guys.
01:25:40Keep the pictures coming.
01:25:42We will.
01:25:43Okay.
01:25:44Bye, guys.
01:25:45Bye.
01:25:46See you later, little Pierre.
01:25:47Au revoir.
01:25:49Bye.
01:25:55You know, I would give up all of this for one of our own.
01:26:01Yeah?
01:26:04Me too.
01:26:07Really?
01:26:08Do you mean it?
01:26:10Oui, mon chéri.
01:26:16Okay.