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00:00Episode 1
00:30I'm not allowed to cross the bridge, or I'll break my leg.
00:40What is Song doing?
00:50Good boy, good boy.
00:52You are so polite to me.
00:55The man around Song Qi Xin is not simple.
00:57We'd better leave as soon as possible.
00:59What are you afraid of?
01:02Be careful not to get yourself into trouble.
01:08If I remember correctly,
01:10no matter how much flood there has been in your town for the past 3,000 years,
01:14you have never touched the sword of Xiu Jian Tiao.
01:17This sword is very special.
01:19It was used by the saints to suppress the exit of Tie Suo Jing,
01:22in order to prevent the dragon gas from spreading too fast.
01:26And because of the dragon gas,
01:28the town has been flourishing for the past 3,000 years.
01:32Did the last real dragon in the world die?
01:36In the battle of Tulong 3,000 years ago,
01:39many archers died.
01:41Even the saints of the Three Realms and hundreds of clans died.
01:46Although I don't know the intentions and plans of the saints thousands of years ago,
01:49I can guess that the real dragon is not simple.
01:52You are right.
01:54However, although the real dragon is dead,
01:56its spirit is still alive.
01:58As for its true identity and symbolic significance,
02:01it is not simple.
02:03It is absolutely priceless.
02:06After the real dragon is dead,
02:08the dragon pearl can still live for thousands of years.
02:10Then the dragon pearl is...
02:12Pearl.
02:14The royal pearl.
02:24The royal pearl.
02:28It is the real one.
02:30Anyway, remember.
02:32All the efforts of Dali
02:34are for the prosperity of the country.
02:37When you go to the seven counties in the capital,
02:40you should be cautious all the time.
02:43And you should be more careful of one person.
02:45Be careful of one person?
02:47Master Xiu Hu.
02:49In just 50 years,
02:52there will be 1,500 out of 140 counties.
02:55Half of the credit goes to this person.
02:58What about the other half?
03:03Boy, you are right.
03:06The other half is here.
03:09The other half is here.
03:21State Preceptor.
03:22Song Chang Jing has met with Song Ji Xing.
03:24The Three Schools are going to suppress the Holy Tree.
03:27The pearl is about to collapse.
03:33Qi Jing Chun still doesn't want to leave.
03:40In the big world,
03:43you are the king.
04:02Grandfather.
04:03Why don't you accept Chen Ping An as your disciple?
04:06Why don't you accept Chen Ping An as your disciple?
04:09My son is in a good mood.
04:11But his foundation is too weak.
04:13Even if I accept him,
04:14he will be pulled away by the other disciples.
04:16What if there is another Brother Liu?
04:19Why bother?
04:20Besides, this young man is too ordinary.
04:23It's a waste to teach him.
04:25What's wrong with ordinary people?
04:27You don't accept him.
04:29Don't eat his fish either.
04:32Do you know him in private?
04:35He gave it to me last night.
04:37Last night?
04:39What else do you know?
04:41Father.
04:46Let me tell you.
04:47That child is like a fish.
04:49I don't want you to make a mistake
04:51and ruin the plan of the people behind.
04:52It will cause trouble.
04:54Don't get close to that child in the future.
04:57Don't get close to him.
05:03Eat it.
05:04Eat it until you lose weight.
05:05See who dares to marry you.
05:13Look at my mouth.
05:15Okay.
05:16Eat it.
05:18Eat it.
05:28Aren't you Li Baoping from the Academy?
05:31Why aren't you studying?
05:33Don't tell Mr. Qi.
05:35I'll go back now.
05:37Where did he go?
05:39Don't run.
05:51You're back.
05:52This set of boxing is okay.
05:53Just practice this.
05:54Anyway, you can strengthen your body.
05:56Miss Ning.
05:57You don't have to thank me.
05:58But this set of boxing...
06:01If you want to show it,
06:03it's not impossible.
06:06This set of boxing
06:07will be returned to Gu Can in the future.
06:10So?
06:11So no matter what is written in this book,
06:13I hope you can know it
06:14after you read it.
06:22I...
06:24Do you think I care about this set of boxing?
06:54I...
06:55I don't care.
07:25The Great Yuwei
07:30The Great Yuwei
07:32The Great Yuwei
07:33The Great Yuwei
07:54So I'm gonna go show she's a yashin too.
08:09So you hold up that you.
08:13You're right.
08:16But do we really have to ignore Mr. Qi like this?
08:18Not even say hello?
08:20Senior He.
08:21It's a little unkind of us.
08:24But we can't go against our ancestors' will.
08:27The pearl moves the sky.
08:28We can't avoid breaking it in the end.
08:32Fine.
08:34The cloud revolves around Taixu.
08:35At the beginning of the calamity.
08:36The warrior will be killed.
08:37Or the minister will be killed.
08:43The warrior will be killed.
08:45Or the minister will be killed.
08:47Or the minister will be killed.
08:49Or the minister will be killed.
08:51Or the minister will be killed.
08:53Or the minister will be killed.
09:01You're in such a hurry to take away the yashin's thing.
09:04It's like you're urging the people to go to hell.
09:08This is what a righteous saint would do.
09:11Disgusting.
09:13Disgusting.
09:16You dare to blame me?
09:18It's been thousands of years.
09:20Do you know how many opportunities your descendants have got from me?
09:23I didn't care before.
09:25Now you give me a share of interest.
09:27This war is over.
09:32You're shameless, aren't you?
09:36Lu Li, Zhao Song.
09:37You four.
09:38At least three pieces of silver from each family.
09:40One less.
09:41I, Wang Zhu, am not done with you.
09:43Song.
09:44Who is the greatest hero in the Dali Dynasty?
09:47Believe it or not, when I go out,
09:49I'll make Dali change its name.
09:52Cao.
09:53How did Cao Xi become a true monarch?
09:56Do I need to say more?
09:58Xie.
09:59If it wasn't for me,
10:01Xie Shi would have been washed away by the flood.
10:05A piece of interest, a share of interest.
10:07Why don't you give me one more piece?
10:09Isn't it the past?
10:14The other families are all dead.
10:16Look at yourselves.
10:17The small town is about to collapse.
10:19But the people who are greedy for money can't see anything.
10:22And those bastards.
10:24They teach others the rules, but they do it themselves.
10:27Sooner or later, the world will come to an end.
10:31After leaving home,
10:32you have to live well.
10:39I'm sorry.
11:06Let's talk about it later.
11:07There's only one chance to apologize.
11:14Miss Ning.
11:15I want to practice boxing to save my life,
11:16but I'm not good at it.
11:17I hope you can teach me.
11:22Aren't you afraid that I'm afraid of you?
11:30I, Ning Yao, can hit you 100 times with one hand.
11:32Are you still worried that I will covet your bad boxing manual?
11:35Hit Chen Ping'an 100 times with one hand?
11:39That's a good idea.
11:41If you see someone competing with you in the future,
11:43if you lose to my men,
11:44just say,
11:45you have only 3,000 Chen Ping'an's power.
11:48How dare you fight me?
11:50If you meet a fierce beast,
11:52just tell yourself,
11:53this beast is equivalent to 30,000 Chen Ping'an.
11:56Run!
11:59Okay, okay.
12:05The name of this boxing manual is Hanshan.
12:07You can call this book Hanshan Manual.
12:23Miss Ning.
12:24How to read this word?
12:26Get out.
12:29I said, get out.
12:30This boxing manual is related to Dali.
12:32In Dali,
12:33boxing is about rolling away.
12:34Boxing is like pouring rain.
12:38It sounds fierce.
12:41It depends on the level.
12:48Listen carefully.
12:49There are nine levels of martial arts in the world.
12:51Of course, some people also say that
12:52in fact, there is a tenth level above the ninth level.
12:55There are five levels of martial arts.
12:56There are five levels of martial arts.
12:57There are five levels of martial arts.
12:58There are five levels of martial arts.
12:59There are three levels of martial arts.
13:01Queensborough level
13:02You can't miss a step.
13:03You can't miss a step.
13:04You can't miss a step.
13:06New stance three-position mirror mirror.
13:09The first level,
13:10mud and 41 points mirror.
13:12I'm like a mud bodhisattva.
13:14ystem is solid,
13:15don't move.
13:16It's official entering martial art school.
13:18The second level,
13:19Mu Tai mirror.
13:21
13:23In terms of current,
13:25opening the mountain,
13:26hit the bone cave
13:27hold the water ,
13:27The third layer, Crystal of Water and Silver.
13:32The blood is as thick as water and silver, but the weight is lighter.
13:37The Qi and blood are united.
13:43The fourth layer, Soul Crystal.
13:48The fifth layer, Soul Breaker.
13:53The sixth layer, Five-Colored Crystal.
14:00The seventh layer, Golden Body Crystal.
14:08The eighth layer, Rainy Crystal.
14:12The ninth layer, Mountain Crystal.
14:15The tenth layer, Soul Revealing Crystal.
14:20The eleventh layer, Soul Revealing Crystal.
14:36Master.
14:37The Thunder Tower, the Heaven Poetry Seal, and the small building
14:40have all been taken by the Three Greatest Warriors.
14:44I will also take the Mountain Moon Jade Tablet of our sect.
14:48I'm afraid I don't have much time left.
14:58Master.
14:59Do you want to inherit someone's last wish
15:02and continue to bring peace to the world?
15:07Let me think about it.
15:15Kill the god and become a human.
15:20Sacrifice life and death.
15:23It's too big for this child.
15:26Peace of mind is at peace.
15:28Strength is at the top.
15:31It's too weak.
15:45Don't talk about the ninth layer.
15:48You can't even get to the first layer.
15:51Miss Ning, don't worry.
15:53I've heard from Mr. Qi that
15:54if you study a hundred times, you'll be able to do it.
15:56I think it's the same with martial arts.
15:58If you can't practice for tens of thousands of times,
15:59then practice for hundreds of thousands of times.
16:05You said it.
16:06Practice for a million times.
16:08I said it.
16:14You said it.
16:45I'm going to the capital with my family.
16:47I'm going to the capital with my family.
16:50I'm going to the capital with my family.
16:52I'm going to the capital with my family.
16:58The secret of the Thousand-Year-Old Chamber
17:00is known by all.

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