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00:00Episode 1
00:30If you don't help me cross the bridge, I'll break my leg.
00:40What is Song doing?
00:50Good boy, good boy.
00:52You are so polite to me.
00:55The man around Song Qi Xin is not simple.
00:57We'd better leave as soon as possible.
00:59What are you afraid of?
01:02Be careful not to get into trouble.
01:08If I remember correctly,
01:10no matter how much flood there has been in your town for 3,000 years,
01:14it has never been able to get past the sword of Xiu Jian Tiao.
01:17This sword is very special.
01:19It was used by the saints to suppress the exit of Tie Suo Jing
01:22in order to prevent the dragon gas from spreading too fast.
01:26And because of the dragon gas,
01:28the town has been able to survive for 3,000 years.
01:32Did the last real dragon in the world die?
01:36In the battle of Tulong 3,000 years ago,
01:39many archers died.
01:41Even the saints of the Three Realms and hundreds of clans
01:44also died.
01:46Although I don't know the intentions and plans of the saints thousands of years ago,
01:49I can guess that the real dragon is not simple.
01:52You are right.
01:54Although the real dragon is dead,
01:56its spirit is still alive.
01:58As for its real identity and symbolic significance,
02:01it is not simple.
02:03It is absolutely priceless.
02:06Even after the real dragon is dead,
02:08the dragon ball can still live for thousands of years.
02:10Then the dragon ball is...
02:12The...
02:14The yellow ball?
02:25It is the real dragon ball.
02:27Anyway, remember this.
02:29All the efforts of Dali
02:32are for the prosperity of the country.
02:35In the future, when you go to the seven counties in the capital,
02:38you should always be cautious.
02:40And you should be more careful of one person.
02:43Be careful of one person?
02:45Master Xiu Hu.
02:47In just 50 years,
02:50in just 50 years,
02:52the number of goods will reach 1,500 out of 140.
02:55Half of it is his contribution.
02:58What about the other half?
03:03Boy, you are right.
03:06The other half is here.
03:21State Preceptor.
03:22Song Chang Jing has met Song Ji Xing.
03:24The three sects are going to take over Yasheng City.
03:27Lizhu and Dong Tian are about to collapse.
03:33Qi Jing Chun still doesn't want to leave.
03:43Under the great power,
03:46the world is in danger.
04:05Grandpa.
04:06Why don't you accept Chen Ping An as your disciple?
04:09That kid has a good temperament.
04:11But his roots are too bad.
04:13Even if I accept him,
04:14he will be pulled away by other disciples.
04:16What if there is another Brother Liu?
04:19Why bother?
04:20Besides,
04:21this boy is too ordinary.
04:23It's a waste to teach him.
04:25What's wrong with ordinary people?
04:27If you don't accept him, you don't accept him.
04:29Don't eat his fish either.
04:34Do you know him in private?
04:36He gave it to me last night.
04:38Last night?
04:40Do you still know him?
04:42Dad.
04:47Let me tell you.
04:48That kid is like a fish.
04:50I don't want you to make a mistake
04:52and ruin the plan of the people behind.
04:53This will cause trouble.
04:55Don't get close to that kid in the future.
05:00You.
05:03Eat, eat, eat.
05:04Eat until you lose weight.
05:05See who dares to marry you.
05:07Look at my mouth.
05:09Okay, okay, okay.
05:10Eat, eat.
05:11Eat, eat.
05:22Aren't you Li Baoping from the Academy?
05:25Why aren't you studying?
05:27Don't tell Mr. Qi.
05:29I'm going back now.
05:30I'm going back now.
05:32I'm going back now.
05:33I'm going back now.
05:35I'm going back now.
05:37Where did he go?
05:39Don't run, don't run.
05:51You're back.
05:52This set of boxing is okay.
05:54You can practice this.
05:55Anyway, you can strengthen your body.
05:57Miss Ning.
05:58You don't have to thank me.
05:59But this boxing...
06:01If you want to show it,
06:04I can't.
06:07This set of boxing...
06:08will be returned to Gu Can in the future.
06:10So?
06:11So no matter what is written in this book,
06:13I hope that after you read it,
06:15you will know.
06:22I...
06:25You think I care about this set of boxing?
06:34You think I care about this set of boxing?
07:04I heard someone beat up Yi Mou.
07:07Is it true?
07:10Stop teaching.
07:11You think I care about it?
07:12Don't be stupid!
07:24I...
07:25I'm telling you.
07:27It must be Yi Mou.
07:29Nice to meet you.
07:31Come and fight with me.
07:33I'll see you in the next video.
07:34Peace out.
08:04So,
08:05the
08:06three sects
08:07are going to
08:08take over
08:09the Yasheng
08:10tonight.
08:11They have
08:12obtained the permission
08:13to leave.
08:14It's all fair and square.
08:15But
08:16are we really
08:17going to ignore
08:18Mr. Qi
08:19without even
08:20saying hello?
08:21Senior He,
08:22it is indeed
08:23a bit unkind of us.
08:24But we can't
08:25go against
08:26our ancestors' will.
08:27The pear tree
08:28can't avoid
08:29breaking in the end.
08:31Forget it.
08:33The cloud is too thin.
08:34When the calamity strikes,
08:36it will be too late
08:37if we don't act now.
09:01Taking away the Yasheng
09:03in such a hurry
09:04is like
09:05urging the people
09:06to go to hell.
09:08This is
09:09what a righteous saint
09:10should do.
09:11Disgusting.
09:16How dare you
09:17blame me?
09:18It's been thousands of years.
09:20Do you know
09:21how many opportunities
09:22your descendants
09:23have obtained from me?
09:24I didn't care before.
09:25Now,
09:26pay me back.
09:27Even if
09:28this war is over,
09:31I won't be ashamed.
09:32Am I right?
09:35Lu Li, Zhao Song,
09:36all four of you
09:37will lose
09:38at least three pieces of silver.
09:39If you lose one piece,
09:40I, Wang Zhu,
09:41won't let you go.
09:43Song,
09:44the Li Dynasty
09:45is under your name.
09:46Who is the greatest hero?
09:47Believe it or not,
09:48as soon as I go out,
09:49the Li Dynasty will change its name.
09:51Cao,
09:53how did Cao Xi
09:54become
09:55the true ruler of a country?
09:56Do I need to tell you?
09:58Xie,
09:59Xie Xie.
10:00If it wasn't for me,
10:01Xie Shi
10:02would have been washed away by the flood.
10:05A piece of Huaiye,
10:06a piece of Jinyuan.
10:07Can't you give me
10:08one more piece?
10:14The other families are all dead.
10:16Look at it yourself.
10:17The town is about to collapse.
10:19But the people
10:20who are greedy
10:21can't see anything.
10:22And those stupid saints
10:24who teach others the rules
10:25and ruin themselves.
10:27Sooner or later,
10:28the Li Dynasty
10:29will be destroyed.
10:31The Li Dynasty
10:32will be destroyed.
10:59Think before you speak.
11:00There's only one chance
11:01to apologize.
11:07Miss Ning,
11:08I want to practice boxing to survive,
11:09but I'm not good at it.
11:10I hope you can teach me.
11:15Aren't you afraid
11:16that I'm afraid of you?
11:23I'm not afraid of you.
11:24I'm not afraid of you.
11:25I'm not afraid of you.
11:26I'm not afraid of you.
11:28I, Ning Yao,
11:29can hit a hundred of you with one hand.
11:30You're afraid
11:31I'll covet your bad boxing.
11:34One hand
11:35can hit a hundred Chen Ping'an.
11:38That's a good idea.
11:40When you see someone
11:41fighting in the future,
11:42if you lose to my men,
11:43you can take a chance.
11:44You have only
11:453,000 Chen Ping'an's strength.
11:46You dare to fight me?
11:49When you meet a fierce beast,
11:50you tell yourself
11:52this beast
11:53is equivalent to
11:5430,000 Chen Ping'an.
11:55Run!
11:57Run!
11:59Good, good.
12:06The name of this boxing technique is Hanshan.
12:08You can call this book
12:09Hanshan Manual.
12:10Watch the skin move from mountain to water.
12:12With this boxing technique,
12:13everyone's life and death will be meaningful.
12:15Watch the world's martial arts
12:17and learn from it.
12:20Hope someone will
12:21spread it widely.
12:23Miss Ning,
12:24how to read this word?
12:27Get out.
12:29It means get out.
12:31This word comes from Dali Guanyu.
12:33It means get out.
12:34It's like pouring rain.
12:37It sounds
12:38fierce.
12:41It depends on the level.
12:47Listen carefully.
12:49The world's martial arts
12:50are divided into nine levels.
12:51Of course, some people also say
12:52that in fact, there is a tenth level
12:53above the ninth level.
12:54Five to nine levels
12:55are divided into
12:56physical training,
12:57qi training,
12:58and spiritual training.
12:59There are three levels.
13:00Step by step,
13:01you can't make a mistake.
13:02You can't make a mistake.
13:05There are three levels of physical training.
13:07The first level
13:08is mud cultivation.
13:10You are like a mud bodhisattva.
13:12Your qi is pure and sweet.
13:13You don't move like a mountain.
13:14You are officially
13:15entering the martial arts world.
13:17The second level is
13:18wood cultivation.
13:19You don't have to go deep.
13:20You can expand your meridians
13:21and open the mountain.
13:23When you open the mountain,
13:24your bones will be strong.
13:25The water will penetrate your body.
13:30The third level is
13:31silver cultivation.
13:32Your blood is as thick as silver.
13:34Your weight is lighter.
13:37Your qi and blood are integrated.
13:44The fourth level is
13:45soul cultivation.
13:49The fifth level is
13:50soul breaking cultivation.
13:54The sixth level is
13:56five-level cultivation.
14:00The seventh level is
14:01golden body cultivation.
14:08The eighth level is
14:09rain formation cultivation.
14:12The ninth level is
14:13mountain climbing cultivation.
14:17You can climb the walls
14:18and climb the rivers.
14:19You have the aura of a fierce soul.
14:21You are invincible.
14:22You are invincible.
14:35Immortal,
14:36the Thunder Tower,
14:37the Heaven Poetry Seal
14:38and the small array
14:39have been taken away
14:40by the three clans
14:41of the world army.
14:44I will also take away
14:45the Jade Plate of the Mountain Moon.
14:47I am afraid
14:48the array will not move for ten days.
14:51It's too late.
14:59Immortal,
15:00do you want to inherit someone's last wish
15:03and continue to bring peace to the world?
15:08Let me think about it.
15:17Kill the god and become a human.
15:21Injure the god and become a human.
15:24It's too big
15:25for this child.
15:27Peace of mind
15:29and strength
15:32are too weak.
15:46Your cultivation
15:47is not only the ninth level,
15:49but also the first level.
15:52Miss Ning,
15:53don't worry.
15:54I heard Mr. Qi say that
15:55if you read a book a hundred times,
15:56you will become good at it.
15:57I think the same thing
15:58applies to martial arts.
15:59If you can't practice for tens of thousands of times,
16:00practice for hundreds of thousands of times.
16:01Practice for millions of times.
16:06You said it.
16:07Practice for millions of times.
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