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01:00I love you with all my heart
01:05Even though we're far apart
01:09We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
01:13We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
01:16We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
01:30We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:00We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:04We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:07We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:17We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:21We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:24We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:27We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:30We'll meet again, even though we're far apart
02:35General!
02:37I've prepared breakfast for you
02:39Stop right there!
02:42How could you leave without telling me?
02:45What do you mean?
02:47It's your life!
02:49We don't have time to remind you
02:52I'll be careful from now on
02:55What's going on?
02:57Why are you so slow?
02:59He's too slow to catch up
03:02Xuan Nguyen, report to him
03:05He's too slow to catch up
03:07Come here!
03:12General, Deputy General, Prime Minister, General Nha
03:15They're discussing an important matter with the Emperor
03:19Please come here immediately
03:23I have to go to meet him
03:26What are you doing?
03:28Are you tired of living?
03:30Do you forget that I'm looking for a three-eyed god?
03:33If you want to save your life, close your eyes
03:36I'll be back soon
03:38I don't want to see you die
03:40Don't run away
03:42General Nha, please come here
03:44I'll be back soon
03:48The Empress has been killed
03:51They're all trying to kill her
03:54The Empress has come here to ask for your help
03:57She wants you to join the army and be our leader
04:01That's great!
04:03I'm honored
04:05From now on, I'll be the leader of the Empress
04:10I'll be the leader of the Empress
04:13That's great!
04:15I'm honored to be the leader of the Empress
04:18I'm flattered
04:22General, there's a letter from the Emperor
04:27It says that there's someone who can help us kill the Empress
04:32And this person is more powerful than the Emperor
04:36Who is this person?
04:38Unfortunately, I can't find him
04:42I only know that he has a few characteristics
04:46First, he doesn't know how to read
04:50Second, he can eat seven bowls of rice a day
04:54I think I know this person
04:56No
04:57Third
04:58I know him, we've known each other since we were kids
05:01I think we should look for him
05:03Actually, he's right in front of us
05:06He's one of your men
05:08Let's go look for him
05:10Okay
05:11General, please
05:16What should we do?
05:18Let's go
05:20Let's go look for the Emperor
05:22Don't let this fool get away
05:25He looks like he's badly injured
05:28Maybe he can't see us
05:30We can't see you
05:32That's great, Phuong Nguyen and Phi Tien are back
05:35That's great, we don't need this anymore
05:43Open the door
05:53We're done for, we're dead for
05:56What should we do now?
05:58Let's hide
06:02Hurry up
06:08What are you doing?
06:10Come here
06:12We're looking for something
06:14What are you looking for?
06:16We're looking for someone
06:18We're looking for someone
06:20That's him
06:23That's him?
06:24Yes
06:25He doesn't know how to read
06:26No, I don't know how to read
06:28He can eat seven bowls of rice a day
06:30No, he can't, he's already full
06:32Does that mean he's still alive?
06:34No, he died a few days ago
06:37What are you doing?
06:39Let's go look for him
06:41Let's go look for him
06:45He's still alive
06:46That's right
06:48What are you doing?
06:50I'm not a ghost, I'm not a ghost
06:52He's waiting for me at home
06:54He's a ghost
06:55General, please stand up
06:57Stand up
07:01You're so mysterious
07:03You're a general, but you're a ghost
07:06General
07:07General
07:08I'm a general
07:09That's right
07:10I'm not a ghost
07:11That's right
07:12That's right
07:13But that general said so
07:20How did you get this scroll?
07:22You already know
07:24Last time I saw the heaven
07:26I remember
07:28Heaven
07:31No
07:32Then what?
07:33Never mind, give me your hand
07:34Wait
07:40Why is it stuck?
07:42Then what?
07:44Why are you the three-eyed god?
07:46You're a general
07:47Even the angel said so
07:49Come in and see
07:50Come in
07:52Why are you two here?
07:54It's stuck
07:57Help us
08:00Hey
08:04It's a serious crime to hide it
08:09Stop
08:11Hand these two over to the person in charge
08:14Yes, Your Majesty
08:17You two
08:20You two are generals
08:22General of the army
08:23Not only did you not take the scroll
08:25But you also broke the law
08:27It's a serious crime
08:28So I have to punish you two
08:30On behalf of the heaven
08:32To let you know the law
08:34General
08:35No
08:36General
08:38We only did it for the sake of time
08:40You're a girl
08:42But you don't have a bit of compassion
08:44And you
08:45Keep chasing me
08:47If you fail, you scare me
08:49Whatever you say to me, it's all nonsense
08:52You make me so scared
08:55I don't know when I can recover
08:58Are you happy doing this?
09:00Huh?
09:01As a general
09:02Doing so many evil things
09:04Watch out
09:05People will hate you
09:07Do you know your fault?
09:09Yes
09:11Do you accept it?
09:12Yes
09:14I know my fault
09:16But it's a serious crime
09:19I have to punish you two
09:20Go away
09:24Hey, stop
09:26You said it's a serious crime
09:30Tai Ha already punished them
09:32I used my anger to punish them
09:34They know their fault
09:36But
09:37General
09:39You're so ungrateful
09:44Okay
09:45You can go now
09:47Thank you, General
09:49We believe in you
09:52That's God's will
09:56I know
09:57I'll try to learn
09:59I've never been humiliated like this
10:01Master
10:02Don't be angry
10:03Let's go to the mountain and tell Master
10:05Then we'll go to the fish market
10:07Let Master punish us
10:08Let's see if they die
10:11Get out of my way
10:12I can't be happy
10:13Do you want to die?
10:14Master
10:15Dogs don't need people
10:17Let me
10:18Go
10:21If you don't want to die
10:22Go
10:33See?
10:34It's all your fault
10:35It's all your fault
10:36It's my fault
10:37I shouldn't have blocked your way
10:39You can go if you want
10:40You can go if you want
10:41Of course
10:42Of course
10:44What are you doing?
10:45What are you doing?
10:46What are you doing?
10:47Where do you want to go?
10:49Hey
10:50That's enough
10:51Hey
10:52Don't be angry
10:53Don't be angry
10:54What's the matter?
10:55What's the matter?
10:56Give me a way
10:57Give me a way
10:58Give me a way
10:59Give me a way
11:03Master
11:04They are your men
11:05They are your men
11:06What?
11:07What?
11:08Master
11:09Are these three your new disciples?
11:11After you killed Son
11:12After you killed Son
11:13Master
11:14Master
11:15Convinced them
11:16Convinced them
11:18You
11:19You
11:20You
11:21You again
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11:50Go
11:51Go
11:52out
11:53out
11:54out
11:55out
12:03Go
12:07Master
12:08Fierce
12:09Master
12:10Fierce
12:11Master
12:12Fierce
12:13Go
12:14Go
12:15I told you, God will help you.
12:18When will he help me recover my body?
12:22Besides, General, Phung Lua has a gun.
12:25We don't have any weapons.
12:27We need a good soldier to protect us.
12:30According to the old woman,
12:32soon someone will bring him to the gate.
12:35Bring him to the gate? Is that a good idea?
12:37Yes.
12:40The Heaven's Watch, the Thien Ngoc and Tho Hanh Tong,
12:43have come to avenge the death of General Phung Lua.
12:48So they still don't know the truth and still don't want to confess.
12:52I didn't expect you to mention it.
12:55Someone has brought him to the gate.
12:57General, you said someone has brought him to the gate.
13:00Do you know them?
13:01We are comrades, but we have different personalities.
13:06My father was a magician.
13:09He wanted to get the treasures of this world.
13:11I will not miss this chance.
13:14It's enough for you to follow me.
13:18My father wants to get all the treasures in the world,
13:22despite all means.
13:24Wow, there are only three of us.
13:26We can't deal with them.
13:27Plus your father, how can we deal with them?
13:30Don't worry, I will have a plan.
13:33Follow me.
13:41Thien Ngoc, Thien Ngoc.
14:02The Heaven's Watch has injured many people.
14:06You guys go back.
14:07Yes.
14:11Let's go.
14:27You guys are so bad.
14:31Why don't you do a good deed?
14:33I told you, why did you take the treasure?
14:37You are right.
14:38Today we are here to take revenge.
14:41Revenge for my disciples.
14:45It means revenge for me.
14:51Today, I have to kill you all.
15:01Master, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you are still strong.
15:06That's why they are so brave.
15:08I have a master behind me.
15:13I was going to kill all of them today.
15:19But the master was so brave that he gave up his love for you.
15:24If they surrender to the Heaven's Watch,
15:29I will let bygones be bygones.
15:33Master, for so many years,
15:36I have never thought of this.
15:38I just want to take the treasure.
15:42Let's fight.
15:43How do you want to fight?
15:44Each of us has to fight.
15:47If we lose, the Heaven's Watch will show mercy to us.
15:54If you are willing to do so.
15:56Okay.
16:06Let's go.
16:14I will use this sword to avenge my ancestors.
16:18The past is in the hands of the master.
16:22The battlefield is in my hands.
16:26This is the Heaven's Watch.
16:28It is held by the Heaven's Watch.
16:30You just need to push the top cover,
16:33and the person inside will not escape.
16:35You have to survive until you die.
16:51You can't do that.
16:52Mom, can you do it?
16:53I have thought about it.
16:56He has two disciples.
16:57One is fat and the other is short.
16:59How can he be as strong as you?
17:01Do you want me to get the treasure for you?
17:03Mom, be careful.
17:05What's wrong?
17:06Who will go first?
17:08Do you think I will destroy them?
17:11You are wrong.
17:12The Heaven's Watch.
17:16It's that dog again.
17:17It's so difficult.
17:20Why don't you listen to me?
17:22You said you would destroy the enemy.
17:23Why do you come back now?
17:25Master, you just said the enemy.
17:28You didn't say the person.
17:30The Heaven's Watch is my enemy.
17:35You are a traitor.
17:37It's okay.
17:38The dog can't do anything to me.
17:40If you are afraid, just give up.
17:42What?
17:43I am the general now.
17:45This battle is for me.
17:47Hey, that dog is very dangerous.
17:48Can you do it?
17:49Yes.
17:50Master,
17:51I am the general.
17:52I am a general.
17:53Maybe the Heaven's Watch can help me.
17:56Duong Tien, you go first.
17:58Yes.
18:05Let's go.
18:23Hey, stop.
18:25Stop it.
18:27You scared me.
18:29Stop.
18:35You're wrong. This is a legendary weapon. It can increase Hao's power by 10 times.
18:46Hey, if you block my way this time, I'll kill you.
18:49You'll kill me? Don't you dare.
18:52Stop playing with me.
18:55Ouch.
19:01Hey, you're still playing with me?
19:03I've been caught by you.
19:05When you see me, you'll think you're fighting with me.
19:07We have to pretend, you know?
19:09Here.
19:10Hey, don't bite me. I'll break your arm.
19:13Don't bite me. Don't bite me. Don't touch me.
19:15Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
19:17You're so good at hiding.
19:19Let's see if you're as good as you used to be.
19:21Come down. Sit still.
19:25Let's have a contest.
19:28You're so good.
19:30Let's try again. Lie down.
19:32Lie down.
19:36Good.
19:39Let's try something harder.
19:41Jump over here.
19:43Jump.
19:47Good.
19:50But we have to do it like a real fight.
19:55Let's see who can run faster.
20:00Catch me.
20:02Catch me. Help me.
20:04Help me.
20:06Help me.
20:20Be careful.
20:27What's wrong?
20:34What's wrong?
20:36Are you okay?
20:38Hao Tian Huyen?
20:41Why are you here?
20:44Hao Tian Huyen?
20:46You want to be a judge?
20:48When we were in the capital,
20:50I told everyone about you and my sister.
20:52You're so shameless.
20:54Your sister?
20:56That's right. We've known each other for a long time.
20:58We're even close friends.
21:00My sister said that from now on, she will train me to be a judge.
21:02Why are you so confused now?
21:04That's how it is.
21:06When it comes to fighting, you need to be a little smart.
21:08Really?
21:10Of course.
21:12You're so smart.
21:15If you dare to play, just do it.
21:17Give me the letter.
21:27Thank you very much.
21:31Thank you very much.
21:33Let's go.
21:38Wait.
21:44I dare you to play.
21:46What else do you want?
21:48Tam Bay.
21:50Why are you a liar?
21:52I want to play one more game.
21:54One more game? What else do you want?
21:56Of course.
21:58I still have this beast.
22:02What's going on?
22:04You're just like a buffalo.
22:06I just lost my face.
22:08I don't want it.
22:10Don't play anymore.
22:12What are you talking about?
22:14At least I have a bone.
22:16Mom.
22:18Let him go.
22:20Huh?
22:22Let's go home.
22:24I still want to play.
22:36If you like this game,
22:38I'll let you go.
22:40Okay.
22:42Let me go.
22:44Show me what you got.
22:46Let me see what you're made of.
22:48I'll let you go.
22:58I don't want to play anymore.
23:00I don't want to play anymore.
23:02You're just like a buffalo.
23:04You can't beat this big bird.
23:06It's too big for me.
23:08I don't want to play anymore.
23:10Let me go.
23:38Let me go.
23:42Let me go.
23:44Let me go.
23:46Let me go.
23:48Let me go.
23:50Let me go.
23:52Let me go.
23:54Let me go.
23:56Let me go.
24:08Hey, why don't you eat this apple?
24:10Eat this.
24:12Even though he's a man, his back hair is a woman's back hair.
24:17Oh!
24:25General, what do we do now?
24:30Here.
24:37Too much.
24:42Let's go.
24:55General, you've been defeated.
24:58For decades, you've been holding on to the law.
25:02I wonder if the people still love you.
25:06People used to love each other.
25:09Now that they're together, it's like...
25:12Love is like a gift.
25:14It's not up to you.
25:17I'm so angry. These two are cheap.
25:20Don't say anymore. Give me the treasure.
25:23Give it to me.
25:26Okay. We'll go home after we get the treasure.
25:29Let's go.
25:30Wait.
25:32I'm not done yet.
25:33I'm not done yet.
25:35General, we're not done yet. We're out of treasure.
25:38That's right. There's no money to buy wine.
25:40Even if we win a little, we'll buy...
25:42Shut up.
25:43Yes, sir.
25:46Listen to me.
25:48I'll play a trick on you.
25:50I have to win all the money.
25:52Oh!
25:54Hey!
25:55You've lost all your treasure.
25:57What did you get to play here?
25:59Who said I didn't have any?
26:01Sir, we're out of treasure.
26:03It's gone.
26:06I still have these two.
26:08Here, sir.
26:09Sir, we have an enemy.
26:11Sir, if you lose, I'll be your master.
26:13I'll send you two to war.
26:17If I lose,
26:19these two will follow you to do bad things.
26:23What can I do with these two?
26:25One is lazy. One only knows how to run away.
26:28One only knows how to eat and drink.
26:30I'll help you before you go down the mountain.
26:33You want my treasure?
26:37What? You're afraid of losing?
26:39If you're afraid of losing, don't play.
26:41I have to. I have to keep it.
26:43Hey, you know what?
26:45I only have a pair of old bones.
26:47How can I fight them?
26:49I know I'm out of money.
26:51I've lost all my money.
26:53Don't play.
26:54Let's go home.
26:55Okay, let's play.
26:57Okay.
26:58I'll fight you.
27:03Each of us will send one person.
27:06Cut his head off and throw him into the sky.
27:08If he falls, he can put his head back together and not die.
27:12Then it's a win.
27:14Okay.
27:15I'll go first.
27:28Ha ha ha ha ha...
27:30ha ha ha ha ha...
27:32ha ha ha ha ha...
27:34ha ha ha ha ha...
27:36Super Hero, you thought you could make me difficult?
27:38ha ha ha ha ha...
27:40You didn't know that I've been working hard for 10 years.
27:43You should bring my precious treasure back to me.
27:48ha ha ha ha...
27:50Although I can't, Naga can.
27:53Of course you can't.
27:55Don't worry.
27:58Nara is too strong.
28:01Her arms and legs can be broken.
28:03Her head is fine.
28:06Okay.
28:07I'll take care of this.
28:09Okay.
28:10I'll wait for you up there.
28:19I'm boring you?
28:25What?
28:28Hey!
28:29Ah!
28:30Get up!
28:32General, is Phung okay?
28:35Yes.
28:36His head is here.
28:38Don't worry.
28:39Nara is a heavenly soldier.
28:41She's smarter than us.
28:42We can't make it difficult for her.
28:45Take off his clothes.
28:47Why?
28:49Hey!
28:50Are you done?
28:51Hey!
28:53Hurry up!
28:54We can't be late.
28:55Hurry up!
28:57Ah!
29:02Hey!
29:03Hmm!
29:07Where is the general going?
29:15Ah!
29:16Run!
29:17Run!
29:18Ah!
29:19Run!
29:20We can't catch up.
29:22We can't be late.
29:23Ah!
29:24Hooray for the king!
29:25We can't be late.
29:26Oh!
29:27General, they're done.
29:29Take off the clothes they're wearing.
29:31Change the position.
29:32Oh!
29:33Why?
29:34Hurry up!
29:35We can't be late.
29:37Hurry!
29:38Hey!
29:39Ah!
29:40Ah!
29:41Ah!
29:42Ahh!
29:43Ah!
29:44Ah!
29:45Ah!
29:46Ah!
29:47Ah!
29:48Go there!
29:49Ow! Ow! Ow!
30:01Ah!
30:04It's bad luck!
30:06Yes, it's good.
30:08They're coming back here.
30:09Hey, give my hand.
30:11I must pretend there's nothing.
30:15Natasha, go give me your hand.
30:19I'm going to eat your head.
30:31How are you?
30:32Why are you so weak?
30:34Mom, what's wrong with you?
30:36Are your legs alright?
30:39What's wrong?
30:42My legs?
30:44What did you do?
30:49Oh
31:19Son of a bitch!
31:21You're such a coward!
31:23You used this trick to steal my body!
31:26Watch out! Don't be too strong!
31:28You'll break your arm!
31:30You'll be cooked with lotus soup!
31:34You're all fools!
31:36Yes, sir!
31:38If you don't surrender,
31:41you'll lose this time.
31:44I've returned all the treasures to you.
31:47All you need is a body.
31:51I don't need a body.
31:59Good!
32:00Nha Trang, you go over there.
32:02Lao Phu will give you a body.
32:04Yes, sir!
32:09What's up?
32:10You don't surrender?
32:11Beat him! Beat him!
32:13Oh no!
32:14Oh no!
32:18Beat him!
32:29Give me my body back!
32:31Nha Trang, I'll use the Magic of Water
32:35to restore your body.
32:40Beat him!
32:47My name is no longer Tran Thanh. My martial arts skills are even better than before.
32:54Khuong Tu Nha, I lost to you today because I was afraid.
33:01Sooner or later, I will take back what belongs to me.
33:06See you on January 1st.
33:09Be careful. We will definitely avenge you.
33:12That's right. Let's go.
33:15Hey, stop.
33:18What do you want?
33:19I dare to play. You said you would take 2 disciples to be your prisoners.
33:23Now that you lost, do you want to take them with you?
33:25Master.
33:26This Kung-Fu guy is so stubborn.
33:30Today, you two follow them.
33:33Master.
33:35Where are you from?
33:37Untie them.
33:39Yes.
33:41You killed 3 people.
33:55I have a question.
33:57Are all the military forces assigned to Lao Fu?
34:00Yes.
34:01Let's go.
34:02Yes.
34:03The ceremony officially begins.
34:10Li Nezha, come to my room.
34:15Li Nezha, I order you to punish the leader of the military forces.
34:20Li Nezha, I obey your order.
34:29Duong Tien, come to my room.
34:34Duong Tien, I order you to punish the leader of the military forces.
34:39Duong Tien, I obey your order.
34:44Loi Chan Tu, come to my room.
34:49Loi Chan Tu, I order you to punish the leader of the military forces.
34:55Loi Chan Tu, I obey your order.
34:57Loi Chan Tu, I obey your order.
35:03I, the King, hereby give my word that I will do my best to punish the leader of the military forces.
35:13I, the King, hereby give my word that I will do my best to punish the leader of the military forces.
35:14I'm happy to hear that.
35:16What happened?
35:17No, Loi Chan Tu is a good guy.
35:20The 3-eyes guy is a bad guy.
35:22And you are nothing.
35:24You are just a piece of shit.
35:27I'm not a piece of shit.
35:29The best thing I have left for you is a treasure.
35:32What treasure?
35:33Do you only know how to talk about love?
35:35Are you sure you don't like Gua Lien and Gua Phuong?
35:39No, I don't.
35:42Actually, Gua Lien and Gua Phuong are the best birds in the world.
35:46And they can fly the fastest.
35:48Now you are their master.
35:50You just need to give your order and you can become a phoenix.
35:57Hailam.
36:09Learn.
36:20Learn.
36:23Learn.
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