Proteus - BAN - Kicked on the Nitrous
Vocals : Proteus
Music and Video : Enghis Von Sharklor
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PROTEUS / ALTERED BEATS / ENGHIS VON SHARKLOR / COLEMATICS
Vocals : Proteus
Music and Video : Enghis Von Sharklor
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PROTEUS / ALTERED BEATS / ENGHIS VON SHARKLOR / COLEMATICS
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00:00What are you now, afraid of a little insanity? Since when have we been sane?
00:04Okay, are you ready for a fucked up story?
00:06Let me tell you about the time me and Spartacus and Morpheus and Daedalus
00:09Was getting blasted on Sherman and Medonius
00:11When we met this scandalous, gorgeous, luscious, promiscuous prostitute from Texas
00:15We threw her a hundred bucks and shoved her in the Lexus
00:17Morpheus whipped open his cell phone and called Nostradamus
00:20Well, please end up the whole wind is on the Himalayas because he's ambidextrous
00:24He's not the moonshot, he out-prune-yous
00:26Turn on the back of the future wheel, turn and jet things
00:28Because he's the Brian of Mount Olympus
00:31I got revunctious and kicked on the nitrous
00:33When we arrived to greet us, it was Michael Douglas
00:36Holding an oil painting of succubus and incubus
00:39He said, I know this sounds ludicrous
00:41But we're gonna pay this old ten grand to get fucked by Pegasus
00:43And perform cunnilingus to an asparagus
00:45In front of a cardboard stand-up of Richard Dreyfuss
00:48I screamed, Holy Jesus Christmas
00:50String me up by the eyelids and beat me over the nuts with a cactus
00:54Until I blink and take a dump on a canvas
00:56That's just fucked up and hideous
00:58The ho said, ten grand hell
01:00Well, fuck that flying horse even if its cock is enormous
01:03And go down on that asparagus all day with the speed of a tortoise
01:06Even if it's covered in fungus
01:07Dettolet stopped fucking with his laptop and screamed, die of the walrus
01:11And then out of nowhere we all got teleported to Romulus
01:14Where we was greeted by an eight-headed walrus called Dr. Terminus
01:18He whipped open a gap and shot Pegasus
01:20And the hooker from Texas that ripped out her pancreas
01:23And then pulled up a car that was amphibious
01:25That was driven by Les Claypool from Primus
01:28And in the backseat it was Angus Young
01:30Guzzling a carton of milk that was homogenous
01:32While he was dressed up as Christopher Columbus
01:35I screamed, Holy
01:37I screamed, Holy Stupendous
01:39Rhombus Radius
01:40Meticulous
01:41Miraculous
01:42Gluttonous
01:43Erogenous
01:44And then out of nowhere it was a hammered hippopotamus
01:46A herbivorous brontosaurus
01:47A mediferous brachiosaurus
01:49And a carnivorous tyrannosaurus
01:51The noise of them marching in unison was thunderous
01:54Then out of the sky flew a turquoise octopus
01:56Treating a thesaurus
01:57I screamed, I am the villainous
01:59Membraneous
02:00Gluttonous
02:01Cavernous
02:02Cacophonous
02:03Villainous
02:04Diophonous
02:05Then I looked at a gyrocompass
02:06A plastic vagina
02:07Apparatus
02:08An aborted fetus
02:09Dr. T from The Muppets
02:10And a heroin-infected koala bear
02:11Called Mr. Eucalyptus
02:12He yelled, Indy, me, me, an inter-fetus
02:15And then appeared in Indy Woodtall's demonic locust
02:17Who was just finished killing 18 hookers in Las Vegas
02:20Who was riddled with every disease known to man
02:23Who was contagious
02:24That once fucked a polymorphous
02:26Wadding sea lion carcass
02:28In the middle of a three ring circus
02:30Until he was delirious
02:32There is no point to this story
02:33That's obvious
02:34Just my mind frame
02:35That is DBS
02:36To the point it'll render you nauseous
02:44I'm doing the dance of joy
02:45To the tempest of music
02:46On top of a dying beach
02:47Blue whale
02:48With Turbo Ted
02:49I'm at the annual speed face convention
02:51With Jenna Jamison
02:52With a rotting cabbage
02:53Dark tape to the side of my head
02:55An hour after your daughter's in bed
02:57I'm throwing pebbles at her window
02:58Dressed as a teletubby
03:00Humming We Are the World
03:01I'm Peter Fankman
03:02Meet Scars of Tax
03:03Meet 18 used hand parts
03:05The lightest school thing
03:06In the eyes of your girl
03:08I'm out of this world
03:09Kicking your grandfather's ass
03:10And catapulting cauliflower
03:12I'm doing a moonwalk
03:13I'm watching Poison Ivy 2
03:15While asphyxiating myself
03:16And jacking off into a tube sock
03:18I walk the walk
03:20Talk the talk
03:21Massage your sister's G-spot
03:22With a carrot
03:23And ride my mic stand
03:24Around my apartment
03:25Like I'm Steven Tyler
03:27I'm slamming my dick
03:28Into the sexy curly hair
03:29From that bitch
03:30I'm the abysmal
03:31At the same time
03:32Watching MacGyver
03:33Exploding fraud
03:34Flip flop
03:35So tacked
03:36GLA hard lure
03:37Radical ad word
03:38With a helicopter gun
03:39Bananarama
03:40Means horse manure
03:41Nazi crackhead
03:42Humidifier
03:43Ceiling fan
03:44Foster garden
03:45Host Miriam Ward
03:46Alien ringtone
03:47And gasoline
03:48I've seen people
03:49On Night Court
03:50To alien sex beef
03:51Flipping girls' tits off
03:52And into a swan dive
03:53Into the Salak pit
03:54While I'm in the Russian boot
03:55Doing a submarine
03:56Slapping an arm and do
03:57Look at my dick
03:58I'm putting on lipstick
03:59And saying I'd
04:00Fuck me in the mirror
04:01While spinning around the room
04:02To Duran Duran
04:03The closest thing to work
04:04I've ever done
04:05Is trying to use a flashlight
04:06To get a tan
04:07I'm screaming out my own hand
04:08While bashing my head
04:09Against the toilet
04:10Screaming I wanna die
04:11The room excube of doom
04:12Attacks the Persian rug
04:13As blood floods the sea
04:15It just paints the sky
04:16Flowerpot
04:17Constant rat trap
04:18Blood pressure
04:19Except the tank
04:20Binary schlong
04:21I'm releasing the crackhead
04:22While playing volleyball
04:23On hoverboards
04:24The gang is gone
04:25The mind is gone
04:26The body's weak
04:27The sheep are killing
04:28The tarantula
04:29Or the bloodhound
04:30Every one of my
04:31Ex-girlfriends
04:32Are in the lake
04:33Clinically insane
04:34Or under the ground
04:35The world is drowned
04:36My mind is on fire
04:37And the grandfather
04:38Block is trying
04:39To eat my soul
04:40Just to show you
04:41How crazy I am
04:42On number five
04:43The wind next to my head
04:44Go to the Zanzibar
04:45Start thinking
04:46The stripper pole
04:47I will never get old
04:48I live forever
04:49In the land
04:50Of the giant mutant
04:51Attack frogs
04:52It's Brody
04:53And Stu in the back
04:54Stroking a giant bat
04:55Of virgin blood
04:56And eggnog
04:57I'm running
04:58And dabbing headfirst
04:59Into a glove
05:00On male bots
05:01While at the same time
05:02Playing a kazoo
05:03I'm sexually harassing
05:04The farm bitches
05:05And pizza pizza
05:06While I'm dressed
05:07As Gary Gnew
05:08I'm kicking in the door
05:09As the C.I.V.C. is screaming
05:10I am Batman
05:11And I am here
05:12I'm shaking
05:13While staring
05:14At the sixty pounds
05:15Or a vodka
05:16Of the two bottles
05:17Of Tylenol
05:18I'm at the York Hill
05:19Wall
05:20Looking for jailbait
05:21While having
05:22A conversation
05:23With my dick
05:24Last night
05:25I had a nightmare
05:26Of being chased
05:27Through a deserted
05:28Golf course
05:29By a giant jelly
05:30Shown on a thirty foot
05:31High lichemade set
05:32I'm quick
05:33To pull out
05:34The curling iron
05:35Pointed in the aerial
05:36By the power
05:37Of grey skull
05:38It's Brody
05:39As Robin
05:40Senior citizens
05:41I'm a crack whore
05:42Give me that ass
05:43Cause I'd be ready to kill
05:44Holly hobby
05:45Seesaw
05:46Peter Piper
05:47Strawberry shortcake
05:48Burgers
05:49Jack and Jill
05:50Where the fuck are they?
05:51Huh, huh, huh, yeah