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Aired (September 17, 2024): Tila naging senate hearing ang Tawag ng Tanghalan ng usisain nina Meme Vice ang pagtatanim ni Tawag ng Tanghalan contestant Jay Mart. #GMANetwork

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00:00Hello, I'm JMart Autumn.
00:02Wow, those breaths. Authentic.
00:04Why did you bring a paper?
00:06What's that?
00:08JMart Autumn, right?
00:10Yes, ma'am.
00:12Philippine Advent College.
00:1424 years old.
00:16Yes, ma'am.
00:18Your eyes are red today.
00:20So,
00:22this is my suggestion.
00:24Stay away from many people.
00:26Don't stare at people.
00:28Because I'll leave later.
00:30Oh, I see.
00:32Be careful.
00:34Is this approved?
00:36Yes, it's approved.
00:38Because parents are given a premium
00:40to buy rice and pay their debts.
00:42Breadwinner.
00:44Breadwinner December 2025.
00:46Are you a breadwinner?
00:48Maybe.
00:50Rice, right?
00:52Ricewinner.
00:54Ricewinner.
00:56Guys, don't forget.
00:58Sometimes, girls are aggressive.
01:00He's eating lobster.
01:02What did you do yesterday?
01:04I was here.
01:06The judge was talking.
01:08I went there.
01:10Look at Ogie's clothes.
01:12Prada, Prada, Prada.
01:14While I was bringing the anchor,
01:16they made me wear two.
01:18You're a denimist, Kaden.
01:20He has a collar.
01:22Look at Ogie Alcacid.
01:24Prada, Prada, Prada.
01:26Prada, Prada, O-N-L-V.
01:28His sandals are LV.
01:30Like that.
01:32You have your own land, right?
01:34No, we don't.
01:36But you planted rice.
01:38To pay their debts on the land.
01:40What do you mean?
01:42We bought a land.
01:44But we haven't...
01:46We haven't...
01:48Acquired it yet.
01:50Mr. Chair,
01:52That's his explanation.
01:54Where's the land?
01:56Yes.
01:58That's what...
02:00Mr. Chair,
02:02it's confusing.
02:04We built a house.
02:06That's what we're building.
02:08The land that you owe
02:10and you're paying,
02:12you built a house.
02:14Did you remove anything from the land?
02:16No.
02:18Because your honor,
02:20Exhibit 1,
02:22this is the evidence that we're going to show you.
02:24The other land
02:26was found
02:28in your nails.
02:30Oh, show that!
02:32So you removed some parts of that land.
02:34Yes, it decreased.
02:36Your honor, I just saw it.
02:38The nails are clean.
02:40It looks like our resilience is gone.
02:42Oh, the land is gone.
02:44Where did you hide the land
02:46that you got from your nails?
02:48Did you see his smile earlier?
02:50While he was singing?
02:52I used to do the same
02:54because we used to have
02:56a planting subject
02:58in our elementary school.
03:00Agriculture class.
03:02We used to go home and plow the land.
03:04And it's part of farming.
03:06It's impossible for you to plant
03:08land that's not clean.
03:10So when their hands plowed the land,
03:12it doesn't mean that it's ruined.
03:14It's a part of what they went through
03:16as farmers.
03:18What do you plant on that land?
03:22Vegetables.
03:24What vegetables?
03:26How many vegetables do you plant
03:28on that land?
03:30Eggplants,
03:32and okra.
03:34What's the shape of the eggplants?
03:36Because I've seen eggplants
03:38that are long, round,
03:40and short.
03:42There are small and fat ones.
03:44And there are short ones too.
03:46Small but fat.
03:50There's a small fat eggplant.
03:52There's a long fat eggplant.
03:54It's called aubergine.
03:56I didn't know that.
04:00What's more expensive?
04:02The long one or the fat one?
04:04The long one.
04:06Because it's easy to fry.
04:08The long one is more expensive.
04:10Where did you learn that?
04:12Who demanded that?
04:14I ordered it from the North.
04:18In the Philippines, it's easier to make a torta.
04:20It's easier to cut.
04:22That's why it's called eggplant
04:24because it's long.
04:26Yes.
04:28It's supposed to be short.
04:32It's smart.
04:34It's smart to name it eggplant.
04:36You're right.
04:38But because of your joke,
04:40it won't come out.
04:42It's okay.
04:44Okay.

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