A young man meets his new girlfriend's friends for the first time at their regular game night HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:00Did that guy get back to you about the bent wheel?
00:00:02I was just talking to him a few seconds ago.
00:00:04He'll come pick it up tomorrow. All good.
00:00:06Okay.
00:00:07You can start working on the Dutch Roadster.
00:00:09It's got a flat tire.
00:00:10Front or back?
00:00:11I'm sure you'll figure it out.
00:00:13Okay.
00:00:14Oh, also, I ordered those new airbags.
00:00:17Okay, cool.
00:00:23Ah, shit.
00:00:24I gotta go. See you in a bit.
00:00:26Eddie! Eddie, down!
00:00:27Eddie! Get over!
00:00:29Eddie, get off! Stop it!
00:00:31Luna!
00:00:32Luna, come here. Here.
00:00:35Hey.
00:00:37Luna, come here.
00:00:39What are you doing?
00:00:40Sorry, he's being mischievous today.
00:00:42If she's pregnant now, he'll have to pay child support.
00:00:45Then Eddie has visitation rights on weekends.
00:00:47Every other one.
00:00:49Deal.
00:00:52Sorry about that.
00:00:53No idea where he learned that.
00:00:55I guess that's one of those things dogs just do, right?
00:00:58Like scratching their ear with their hind leg and stuff.
00:01:01Yeah, I do that, too, sometimes.
00:01:07Um, I should probably go.
00:01:11Uh, if you ever need a good photo of Eddie and yourself,
00:01:15um, I'm a photographer.
00:01:17Just stop by.
00:01:19Cool.
00:01:20Cool.
00:01:22If you...
00:01:24If you're ever in need of a good bike,
00:01:26I own a store on Scholitzer Street.
00:01:29Cool.
00:01:38Hello?
00:01:40Yeah, hi, this is Jan.
00:01:42I'd like to book a photo session for my dog Eddie and me.
00:01:47One good for you.
00:01:49Um, tomorrow?
00:01:51You free tomorrow?
00:01:53That works.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:58See you tomorrow.
00:02:00See you tomorrow.
00:02:17Hey.
00:02:18Hey.
00:02:21You know,
00:02:23recently I was planning on making you a romantic breakfast in bed.
00:02:27What happened?
00:02:29Seemed like too much work.
00:02:31What?
00:02:33Yeah, so I thought that counts, right?
00:02:35No, sometimes what counts is a romantic breakfast in bed.
00:02:39All right, then.
00:02:46Okay, wow.
00:02:48Hey, good morning, you two.
00:02:50You'll get something, too.
00:02:52Stay there.
00:02:58Maybe we could cook something tonight.
00:03:02I'd really love to, but tonight I'm meeting some friends.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06You can't reschedule or move in?
00:03:09It's tricky.
00:03:10It's our game night, and that's sacred.
00:03:12Game night?
00:03:14I know it might sound a little bit silly,
00:03:16but it's sort of a tradition for us.
00:03:19Okay.
00:03:20Do you play for money?
00:03:22Like blackjack?
00:03:23Poker?
00:03:24Straight poker?
00:03:25No, it's like Monopoly and Uno.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:33You know what?
00:03:35Come with me.
00:03:36We can finally meet the reason they haven't seen me in weeks.
00:03:39Or we could stay in bed for another few hundred years.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:47I can't cancel on them.
00:03:50They're like family to me.
00:03:52Family, yeah?
00:03:54Now I really want to come along.
00:03:56Yes.
00:03:57Family.
00:03:58It'll be fun.
00:03:59Yeah?
00:04:00Mm-hmm.
00:04:05Wow.
00:04:06My best buddy is going to a fucking game night.
00:04:11You've become old very quickly.
00:04:13That is a bit strange.
00:04:14Well, I can roll the dice and play with those silly pieces.
00:04:17It's chill?
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19I don't know.
00:04:20Where is it?
00:04:21Grunewald.
00:04:22What?
00:04:23In Grunewald.
00:04:24In Grunewald?
00:04:25Yeah.
00:04:26Dude, no one chill lives in Grunewald.
00:04:29They all won the literal game of life over there.
00:04:32Good for them.
00:04:33Yeah, good for them, but not good for you.
00:04:36Dude, you sit there.
00:04:37Everyone gathered around you.
00:04:40Is he the right one for our Pia?
00:04:43Didn't finish high school.
00:04:44Oh, goodness gracious.
00:04:46He grew up with his best friend in a high-rise housing estate?
00:04:50Say no more.
00:04:51Go straight to jail and do not pass go.
00:04:53That's bullshit.
00:04:54No way.
00:04:55That's exactly how it'll go down.
00:04:56I promise you.
00:04:57Dude, it's just a game night.
00:04:58There's not that much that can go wrong.
00:05:00At a game night in Grunewald, everything can go wrong.
00:05:05Read the rules first or you'll look like a fool.
00:05:11What the hell are you doing?
00:05:13Man, I'm airbag testing.
00:05:15How's that going?
00:05:17Well, it should have opened.
00:05:21Will her best friend be there?
00:05:23It's actually at her house.
00:05:25Her name is Caro.
00:05:26Good.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:28Then you need to get Caro on your side.
00:05:29Bring her a gift.
00:05:30Give her compliments.
00:05:31Nice hair, nice furnishings, nice house.
00:05:34Those people love that shit.
00:05:36Maybe I'll just cancel on her.
00:05:38Huh?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40I can meet Pia tomorrow.
00:05:41Who cares?
00:05:42Jan.
00:05:43He who doesn't play has already lost.
00:05:47Lucas Podolsky, I think.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:50Pia said I should bring a game with me.
00:05:51That's good.
00:05:53I have one for you.
00:05:54Best game in the world.
00:05:56I'll bring it over later.
00:05:57And you?
00:05:58Now?
00:05:59Get ready to run.
00:06:00You don't look very Grunewald.
00:06:04What?
00:06:05Marzahn.
00:06:08Hey, guys.
00:06:09Thanks for tuning in.
00:06:10I have something very special for you.
00:06:13It's the most popular board game on planet Earth.
00:06:15Of course, I'm talking about Monopoly.
00:06:18Who hasn't played it before?
00:06:20Families have literally gone to war because of Monopoly.
00:06:23And it's the most powerful block I have ever seen.
00:06:30Hello, my friend.
00:06:31Hello, Eddie.
00:06:32Hi there.
00:06:33Here we go.
00:06:35This is the game.
00:06:36And this is the gift for Kara.
00:06:39An airbag?
00:06:40But isn't that a little expensive?
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42Grunewald style, right?
00:06:44That's not the broken one, is it?
00:06:46Hey.
00:06:47How stupid do you think I am?
00:06:49Eddie.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Come here.
00:06:52Hey, buddy.
00:06:53Okay.
00:06:54So, who would?
00:06:55I've taken it to many festivals, and it's super fun
00:06:57and a pretty good way to get to know each other.
00:07:00What are the rules?
00:07:01All right, my friend.
00:07:02There are questions.
00:07:03And you get to choose who in the group would most likely do that.
00:07:06Here.
00:07:07Like here, for example.
00:07:08Who would pee from a bridge?
00:07:10Well, you.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No, you.
00:07:14Of course.
00:07:15Okay.
00:07:16And what's next?
00:07:19Yeah.
00:07:20It doesn't work with just us two.
00:07:21You need more people.
00:07:23Wow.
00:07:24Great game.
00:07:25Right?
00:07:26Fantastic.
00:07:27Awesome.
00:07:28I knew you'd like it.
00:07:29Thanks, Alex.
00:07:30Yeah.
00:07:31Hey.
00:07:38Hi.
00:07:39Hey there.
00:07:40Hey.
00:07:44Ready?
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:47Okay.
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:50Where's Luna?
00:07:51With a dog sitter.
00:07:52Well, the daughter of my neighbor.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56Cool.
00:07:57This is our challenge cup.
00:07:58I'm the defending champion, in case you were curious.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02Wow.
00:08:03You guys really take this thing seriously, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:08What do you have there?
00:08:11This?
00:08:12Oh, it's just a little gift.
00:08:15So your family will at least be a tiny bit impressed with me.
00:08:29Okay.
00:08:30So who's going to be there tonight?
00:08:31Your best friend?
00:08:32Caro.
00:08:33We've known each other since kindergarten.
00:08:35Here.
00:08:36This is Caro.
00:08:38Caro studied design and runs a super successful furniture mail order business.
00:08:43Here.
00:08:44That's from when we went to Crete.
00:08:45We go every year.
00:08:46Wow.
00:08:47And Caro's husband is Oliver.
00:08:49He teaches at a trade school.
00:08:50And that's baby Emma.
00:08:51So cute.
00:08:52Right?
00:08:53And if you keep going, you'll see Sheila.
00:08:56And Sheila is a pharmacist.
00:08:58And, um, oh my.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:00Relationship status is complicated.
00:09:02Oh.
00:09:03Um, Kurt?
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06That's everyone.
00:09:07Yep.
00:09:08Uh, no.
00:09:09Kurt.
00:09:10Can't forget Kurt.
00:09:11Is that him?
00:09:13No.
00:09:14Um.
00:09:15I don't have a photo of Kurt on there.
00:09:17Kurt is actually Caro's brother.
00:09:19And, oh God, he's been at university forever.
00:09:21He lives with them.
00:09:22It was meant to be for two weeks, but then those two weeks turned into half a year.
00:09:27Kurt's a little bit, um.
00:09:31A little, a little what?
00:09:33I mean, you'll see.
00:09:40Here we are.
00:09:49Wow.
00:09:50Your friends have really won the game of life.
00:09:52Huh?
00:09:54Nothing.
00:09:56May I?
00:09:57Yeah.
00:10:09Good evening.
00:10:11Hello, Mr. Feeper.
00:10:13Game night, I suppose?
00:10:15Bingo.
00:10:16You're playing bingo?
00:10:17Oh, no.
00:10:18I was saying, by bingo, um.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21Oh, and please let the Hoffmans know that I've seen some wild boars roaming the area again.
00:10:26They ravaged half my lawn.
00:10:28Hey!
00:10:31Good night, Mr. Feeper.
00:10:34Was he bothering you guys?
00:10:36Oh, what a freak.
00:10:38Hello!
00:10:40Ta-da!
00:10:41Caro, Jan.
00:10:42Jan, Caro.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:44Welcome.
00:10:46Well, then.
00:10:57Great house.
00:10:58Really.
00:10:59It's as big as my apartment.
00:11:00Well, the hallway.
00:11:03You do the best you can.
00:11:05Did you just get your hair done?
00:11:06Mm-hmm.
00:11:07It looks so good.
00:11:08Right?
00:11:09Mm-hmm.
00:11:10Thanks.
00:11:11Is that present for me?
00:11:12Oh, yeah.
00:11:13This is for you.
00:11:15What is it?
00:11:16Shall I?
00:11:17Oh, yeah.
00:11:18It's this great new kind of airbag that you put on when you're riding your bike.
00:11:20It's for your safety.
00:11:22Uh-huh.
00:11:23Put on.
00:11:24Where?
00:11:26I told you, he owns a bike store.
00:11:27Yeah, I remember you saying.
00:11:28Funny.
00:11:30One moment.
00:11:31May I?
00:11:33Wow.
00:11:36You just gotta open this.
00:11:39May I?
00:11:41Well, please.
00:11:46Wow.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:58How do I...
00:12:00How do I get this off?
00:12:05Oh, my God.
00:12:06I'm so sorry.
00:12:07That's only meant to happen in an accident.
00:12:09You got it?
00:12:13Oh, my God.
00:12:14I'm so sorry.
00:12:17Hey, we can fix that.
00:12:18No problem.
00:12:19Should we go to the bathroom?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:24Why don't you just go ahead and take this from me, okay?
00:12:27Honestly, Jan, it's okay.
00:12:33Oh, fuck.
00:12:40Who messed up my table again?
00:12:41It's a little chaos.
00:12:42Really.
00:12:43Hello.
00:12:45Hi, I'm Jan.
00:12:46I came with Pia.
00:12:47Um, well, they needed to take care of something.
00:12:50Yeah, but you're in the wrong house.
00:12:52Idiot.
00:12:53Hi, come in.
00:12:54I'm Sheila.
00:12:55I'm just kidding.
00:12:56I'm Oliver.
00:12:57Hi.
00:12:58Kurt.
00:12:59Hi.
00:13:00But friends just call me K.
00:13:02Nobody calls you K.
00:13:04It'd be cool for people to call me K.
00:13:08Well, then.
00:13:09Hello, K.
00:13:10All right, let's put the holy grail right over here.
00:13:12Pia may have won last time, but today we have no mercy and are not kidding around.
00:13:16Yeah, Pia already hinted at that.
00:13:18Come in.
00:13:19Sit down.
00:13:21Make yourself at home.
00:13:22Thanks.
00:13:30Yeah, man, I was just saying to Karo, it's a really great house.
00:13:32Congrats.
00:13:33You do the best you can, right?
00:13:37Yeah, so Karo has a furniture mail order business, right?
00:13:40It must be going well.
00:13:42Yeah, it's good, but I also contributed a large part, too.
00:13:46And you have your own bicycle store?
00:13:48Yeah, I do.
00:13:50Does he even earn good money?
00:13:51Hey, don't be so materialistic.
00:13:53I think he's great.
00:13:54He's relaxed, funny, and I feel really comfortable when he's around.
00:13:58Then I guess he hasn't put an airbag on you yet.
00:14:02So what are your favorite games?
00:14:03More like strategy board games or quick and dirty card ones?
00:14:07No idea.
00:14:08I don't know.
00:14:09Okay.
00:14:10I like the Settlers of Catan.
00:14:13Catan, you mean?
00:14:14Because Catan would be a desert country on the Persian Gulf.
00:14:18I mixed them up.
00:14:19Silly me.
00:14:20All right.
00:14:21I thought so.
00:14:24Catan.
00:14:25Yeah, I also brought a game, by the way.
00:14:27Oh, take a look.
00:14:28Who would?
00:14:29Never heard of it.
00:14:30Nope.
00:14:31In this game, you have cards and...
00:14:32Well, I'm really into fantasy role-playing games.
00:14:35I'm actually the elven king of Taraka.
00:14:38By the way, Jacob finally quit.
00:14:41After October, I'll need a new chief visual content designer.
00:14:44Or better, a new female chief visual content designer.
00:14:49I won't take no for an answer.
00:14:51You can't mess around with your photo studio forever.
00:14:53It won't go anywhere.
00:14:54I'm part of a photo exhibition next month with a cool female artist collective.
00:14:58But that won't finance a mansion for you.
00:15:00If things with Jan get serious, you'll have to be the breadwinner.
00:15:04So, how long have you two been a couple?
00:15:06Um, one month exactly.
00:15:08Yeah, well, I've been with Zara for five years now.
00:15:12You were, huh?
00:15:14I am.
00:15:15We're just... we're on a break.
00:15:17Hmm, sure.
00:15:19Come on, where are you? He's here.
00:15:25Will you give me your number?
00:15:28Yeah.
00:15:29Sure, I can do that sometime.
00:15:31Uh-huh. Now?
00:15:33Uh...
00:15:35A spot of wine?
00:15:36Yeah, thank you.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:420-1-5-1-7-4-5-5-8-6-9-1.
00:15:55Number checks out.
00:16:05Yeah, hello?
00:16:06Hello.
00:16:08It's Kay.
00:16:10Hi, Kay.
00:16:11Man, what a surprise.
00:16:13Just leave him be, Kurt.
00:16:15So, what are you up to?
00:16:17Huh?
00:16:18Why are you asking that?
00:16:21I'm right in front of you.
00:16:23That one isn't me.
00:16:25Um, sorry, I have to take this call.
00:16:27Oh, we'll be here all night.
00:16:30Alex, just a moment.
00:16:32A bike store?
00:16:53Sorry about that.
00:16:54So, tell me, how much longer do I have to do this?
00:16:57Woo!
00:16:58And why?
00:16:59Walk around the park here with Eddie?
00:17:01Oh, right. Well, for me it took six years until he got me a date.
00:17:04Yeah, I'd be happy if he just went ahead and did his business.
00:17:08How are things there?
00:17:09It's a bit weird, honestly.
00:17:11But hey, the way they live here?
00:17:13Fucking huge mansion.
00:17:14Really? Sick, man. Do they have a pool?
00:17:16I didn't even check that.
00:17:17Yeah, they'll have a pool.
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:22No, I don't see one.
00:17:23Probably in the doors between the sauna and the fitness room.
00:17:25I bet you.
00:17:31Oh, fuck.
00:17:32Wait, what?
00:17:33Don't tell me they got tennis courts.
00:17:34Oh, fuck.
00:17:36Helipads?
00:17:37A bird just flew out.
00:17:39A plane? They have an airplane?
00:17:41No, a real plane.
00:17:42Oh, shit.
00:17:43Oh, shit.
00:17:44Oh, shit.
00:17:45Oh, shit.
00:17:46Oh, shit.
00:17:47Oh, shit.
00:17:48A plane?
00:17:49No, a real bird flew out.
00:17:50A fucking parrot or something that just flew out the window, man.
00:17:52What are you talking about? Are you high?
00:17:54Here, little birdie.
00:17:55No, come here.
00:17:56Come over here, yeah.
00:17:57Come here.
00:17:58Come here, little birdie.
00:17:59Right over here.
00:18:00Come here.
00:18:01Do you mean me?
00:18:02Yann, shall I come?
00:18:03Come here, Little birdie.
00:18:04Yann, are you in danger?
00:18:06If yes, say marmalade toast.
00:18:07What are you saying, man?
00:18:08No, marmalade toast, man.
00:18:10It's in the trees now.
00:18:11The stupid animal.
00:18:12Okay, understood.
00:18:13I got you.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:15Eddie, come.
00:18:16Come.
00:18:18Hello?
00:18:35Come here.
00:18:37Come here. Yeah, come. Come here, little birdie.
00:18:39Come here. Look what I got for you.
00:18:41Hey, look at me. Come on.
00:18:45Fuck.
00:18:47Asshole.
00:18:51Now we really earned a glass of wine.
00:18:56Oh, did you get lost?
00:18:58Don't get too close to me.
00:19:02Did you find the others?
00:19:04I did. I just had a phone call to make in the hall.
00:19:09Is it really okay? Yeah.
00:19:11Sorry about that. It's all good.
00:19:13Yeah? I'm just happy you're here.
00:19:18Come with me.
00:19:20I hope you brought your appetite.
00:19:22I've been slaving away in the kitchen all day.
00:19:24Hey, it'll just distract everyone from playing the game.
00:19:26Bread and games. Even the ancient Romans knew that.
00:19:28Or was it the Greeks?
00:19:30Yeah, but bread. They never said anything about guacamole.
00:19:32Mm. What did you put in there? It's delicious.
00:19:35Well, avocado. The rest is secret.
00:19:37Mm-hmm.
00:19:40Avocado comes from the Aztecs and means testicle.
00:19:43Mm. Thanks for that great fact.
00:19:46Zora loves guacamole.
00:19:48My girlfriend?
00:19:50Yeah, you mentioned her earlier.
00:19:52Well, ex-girlfriend.
00:19:54How many times do I have to say it? We're just taking a break.
00:19:56That's lasted for half a year now.
00:19:58Okay, shall we? Let's go.
00:20:00As always, we'll start with activity.
00:20:02May the best one win.
00:20:04And may I be the best one.
00:20:08Good luck.
00:20:10It's a ritual of ours.
00:20:13Cool.
00:20:18Mm. We met at one.
00:20:20Um, park.
00:20:22Yeah, yeah. And put dinosaurs in front.
00:20:24No idea. Um, dino park?
00:20:26Huh? No, no, no. Come on, Jan. You know this one.
00:20:28Okay, come on. Jurassic Park. Okay.
00:20:30Um, what am I allergic to?
00:20:34Uh, nuts?
00:20:36Look, all night long I've been snacking on nuts.
00:20:39I can't be allergic to them.
00:20:41She was allergic to nuts. She wouldn't sit there eating nuts right now.
00:20:43Hey, Kurt.
00:20:45She's allergic to fish. It was jaws. Next one.
00:20:47Oh, you know this one. Okay.
00:20:49Smooch. Blub.
00:20:51Huh? Stop! Huh?
00:20:53Titanic! Titanic! Everybody knows that.
00:20:55My favorite movie. What, really?
00:20:57Nil. Zero. Nada.
00:20:59Niente. Sorry.
00:21:01Sorry. I'm not smart enough for this game, I guess.
00:21:03If I shall lose, I'm glad it's with you.
00:21:05Man.
00:21:07I'm getting jealous watching you two.
00:21:09You know, when Zora and I first met...
00:21:11Okay, come on. Next round. Whose turn?
00:21:13Ours.
00:21:15Hola. Um, Emma's asleep.
00:21:17Thanks. You can call it a day, Gabriela.
00:21:19Or do you want to play with us?
00:21:21I'm sure she has better things to do. Have a lovely evening.
00:21:23Si. Have a good night.
00:21:25Ha-sa, eh? Huh? Ha-sa?
00:21:27Ha-sa. They say it in Mexico.
00:21:33It must be such a huge help for you to have an au pair.
00:21:35Yeah, but I usually take care of the little one myself.
00:21:37Well, the other day,
00:21:39Emma called Gabriela Mommy instead.
00:21:41Oh, the both of them were playing house when she said it.
00:21:43All right.
00:21:45Anyway, Emma is very keen on her.
00:21:47Yeah, just like you, right?
00:21:49Ha-sa. Huh? Nonsense.
00:21:51I've already got my hands full with Helmut Kohl.
00:21:53Oh, right. Ah, Olly has a bird called Helmut Kohl.
00:21:55A cockatoo.
00:21:57I had another called Angela Merkel,
00:21:59but Helmut Kohl hacked her to death.
00:22:01Fucking patriarchy.
00:22:03You see, when birds are kept in cages,
00:22:05they often get aggressive.
00:22:07That's why our Helmut Kohl is free to fly around our study.
00:22:09Please, never open that door.
00:22:11Okay, and, uh,
00:22:13just theoretically, if you flew off,
00:22:15he'd come back again, no?
00:22:17Oh, God, I don't even want to think about that.
00:22:19This neighborhood has lots of cats.
00:22:21Helmut wouldn't survive for that long.
00:22:23My God, how scary. I love Helmut Kohl.
00:22:25The two of them came to my studio once.
00:22:27It was so cute.
00:22:29Okay, we've had enough talk about the bird now.
00:22:31You can never talk too much about Helmut Kohl.
00:22:33Helmut Kohl is a cockatoo of unified Germany.
00:22:35Not bad, not bad.
00:22:39Where's the loo?
00:22:41The toilet.
00:22:43Down the hall around the corner.
00:22:45Yeah, but sit down, okay?
00:22:47Nah, just kidding. I don't do it either.
00:22:49No, I always sit down.
00:22:51Great, now you've scared him off with your cockatoo talk.
00:22:53Yeah, or you did it with your Zora nonsense.
00:22:55We're on.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:15Thank God you're alive, man.
00:23:17Of course I'm alive, man. What are you doing here?
00:23:19You said marmalade toast.
00:23:21The code word.
00:23:23What?
00:23:25Dude, no marmalade toast is what I said.
00:23:27Yeah, and within no marmalade toast
00:23:29are the words marmalade toast.
00:23:31No, no, the word no.
00:23:33Man, where's Eddie?
00:23:35I gave him a rubber bone
00:23:37and turned on the Beethoven movie.
00:23:41Right, okay.
00:23:43Now that you're here, find the fucking bird.
00:23:47What? What fucking bird?
00:23:49This cockatoo, man. It escaped
00:23:51and now it's flapping around here somewhere.
00:23:53You mean a real cockatoo?
00:23:55Yeah, a real cockatoo, a white one.
00:23:57Okay, challenge accepted.
00:23:59What?
00:24:01What does it sound like?
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:05Cockatoo. Cockatoo.
00:24:07Cockatoo. Higher.
00:24:09Cockatoo. Cockatoo. Cockatoo.
00:24:11How would I even know that, man?
00:24:13Download a bird app that makes bird noises, okay?
00:24:15Okay, you can count on me.
00:24:17Oh, yeah?
00:24:19Like how you convinced me an airbag was a great idea?
00:24:21What? What happened with the airbag?
00:24:23It inflated, man.
00:24:25Yeah, it's a post-inflate. It's an airbag.
00:24:27Okay, fuck.
00:24:31Hey, Siri. Yeah?
00:24:33What sound does a cockatoo make?
00:24:43Oh, fuck.
00:24:57Oh, fuck.
00:25:19Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry.
00:25:21I got lost. I'm sorry.
00:25:23It's okay. It's okay.
00:25:25It's all good.
00:25:27Sorry.
00:25:29That's the way upstairs.
00:25:35Did you make the food?
00:25:37Yeah, but, you know,
00:25:39Carol works a lot.
00:25:41It's really good. Thank you.
00:25:43I'll go now.
00:25:45Gabriella, we need Mark Walker.
00:25:49I, um, was about to go. I got lost.
00:25:51Hallway and around the corner, I remember saying.
00:25:53It's down the stairs, end of the hallway, last door.
00:25:55Oh.
00:25:57Went too far, I guess.
00:25:59Hmm.
00:26:03Uh, there you go.
00:26:05Thanks.
00:26:07Shall we continue, then?
00:26:09Yep.
00:26:15Watch this.
00:26:17Bam, bam, and...
00:26:19Oof.
00:26:21You've been blocking me the entire time.
00:26:23I don't think I'll give you a job after all.
00:26:25Very funny. A job?
00:26:27Yeah, Pia's going to be my new chief visual content designer.
00:26:29Oh, really?
00:26:31Will you close down your studio, then?
00:26:33Um, nothing's been decided yet.
00:26:35Well, eventually, you'll have children, so a career won't be easy.
00:26:37Maybe Jan doesn't want kids.
00:26:39And maybe it's also a little bit too early to talk about that.
00:26:41Have you had sex?
00:26:43Kurt, how about we continue the game?
00:26:45My turn?
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:49I'll get it.
00:26:51Oh, who could that be?
00:26:53Hopefully not our freak neighbor.
00:26:55Got a card?
00:26:57Uh, yep.
00:26:59Bam.
00:27:01Ooh, okay.
00:27:03Watch out. I'm very sorry,
00:27:05but I just won.
00:27:07Well played.
00:27:09Hey, look who's here.
00:27:11Good evening, everyone.
00:27:15For good luck tonight.
00:27:17Hello.
00:27:19Matthias.
00:27:21Matt.
00:27:23Jan, hi.
00:27:25Hi.
00:27:27Jan and Pia already had sex.
00:27:29Kurt.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:33I guess the ice has been broken, huh?
00:27:37Sorry, I didn't know you'd bring someone new.
00:27:39I hope it's not awkward
00:27:41with the ex suddenly showing up.
00:27:43Honestly?
00:27:45Nonsense. Absolutely not.
00:27:47I brought a little gift for Emma.
00:27:49Is the cutie already asleep?
00:27:51Yes, fortunately. I mean, unfortunately.
00:27:53Then I'll just leave it next to her crib.
00:27:55Oh, that's nice.
00:27:57She'll enjoy it tomorrow.
00:28:01Are you stupid?
00:28:03Did you know about this?
00:28:05Huh?
00:28:07So what? This is my house.
00:28:09My house.
00:28:11Our house. And Matt is our friend.
00:28:13And he's my ex-boyfriend.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:17You mean, your ex...
00:28:19Kurt, come on. Leave it. Seriously.
00:28:21Well, I would be happy if Zora were to show up here.
00:28:23Yeah, I guess that's how different we are.
00:28:25Oh, God.
00:28:27I didn't know this would happen.
00:28:29Want to go?
00:28:31I don't know. It's up to you, I guess.
00:28:33Well, that went fucking terrible,
00:28:35but let's just try and make the best of it, right?
00:28:37We're all grown-ups after all.
00:28:39I have an appointment with him next week.
00:28:41I don't want him taking it all out on me.
00:28:43Yeah, Matt is our dentist.
00:28:45Not mine anymore.
00:28:47Huh? But you just went to see him.
00:28:49For an emergency.
00:28:51Good God. She's so cute.
00:28:53Just like her father.
00:28:55Come on. Sit down.
00:28:57Thanks.
00:29:01How is my sweet Luna?
00:29:03Good. Good.
00:29:05She has a new best friend,
00:29:07John's dog.
00:29:09Oh. We bought Luna together.
00:29:11Or rather, rescued her.
00:29:13Cool.
00:29:15Yeah, she's our baby.
00:29:19I'll get more wine. Want to come with?
00:29:21Nice spot of wine.
00:29:23No, I'll get the wine.
00:29:25Um, did someone win?
00:29:27Oh, Jan, I'm so sorry. This is a total disaster.
00:29:31You sure we shouldn't just leave?
00:29:33Wouldn't it look like I was scared?
00:29:35That doesn't matter, does it?
00:29:37Kara's right.
00:29:39We're all adults after all.
00:29:41Also, I don't think it'll be that bad.
00:29:43But is there anything else I should know about?
00:29:45You already know more than you need to.
00:29:55All good?
00:29:57Mm-hmm.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:21You know what?
00:30:23We should drink Ollie's fanciest wine.
00:30:25Do you know anything about wines?
00:30:27Do I look like I do?
00:30:29Hmm.
00:30:35This one looks really fancy.
00:30:39Excellent choice.
00:30:43Wow.
00:30:45When I cook, the kitchen's a total mess.
00:30:47But Kara...
00:30:51Hmm.
00:30:57Another extra beers?
00:30:59Oh, fuck.
00:31:05They've come back.
00:31:07They're my friends.
00:31:09Not you. The wild boars.
00:31:11I saw one in your yard.
00:31:13I don't think so. I've just recently fixed a fence.
00:31:15Why don't you enjoy a relaxing evening
00:31:17in front of the television for once, Mr. Fieper?
00:31:19Hmm?
00:31:21Goodbye now.
00:31:23So the neighbor is watching the yard.
00:31:25I guess we really need to watch out for him.
00:31:27What a nice and smart summary.
00:31:29Good job.
00:31:31Probably, Kat.
00:31:33You said so earlier about how
00:31:35there's a lot of them in the area.
00:31:37Hmm.
00:31:39I don't want them on my freshly poured concrete.
00:31:41Freshly poured what?
00:31:43The foundation for our play tower.
00:31:45Ah.
00:31:57Oops.
00:31:59Say, what's going on with activity here?
00:32:01You see, me and Pierre,
00:32:03we never lost a single game.
00:32:05Jan was a bit slow on the uptake.
00:32:07But, well, he does prefer playing
00:32:09The Settlers of Qatar.
00:32:11Like Monopolo.
00:32:13We're playing, Jan.
00:32:15Just joking.
00:32:17Yeah, cheer up.
00:32:19If you've been friends as long as all of us,
00:32:21there are, of course, some inside jokes.
00:32:23When we go on vacation,
00:32:25we devote whole nights to playing activity.
00:32:27Oh, that reminds me.
00:32:29You can book the house, otherwise it'll be gone.
00:32:31I already talked to Papadopoulos.
00:32:33Crete. Greece.
00:32:35We always go there as a group.
00:32:39Come with us.
00:32:41I don't think we need to make vacation plans right now.
00:32:43Okay, good.
00:32:45Here we go. Trivial Pursuit.
00:32:47Okey-dokey.
00:32:49Time to pull out that general knowledge.
00:32:51What did you study at university?
00:32:53Um, nothing.
00:32:55For 16 semesters.
00:32:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:01I didn't mean to.
00:33:03And after your A-levels, you did some...
00:33:05Traveling?
00:33:07That was a dream of mine.
00:33:09I traveled during my A-level.
00:33:11My A-levels.
00:33:13Yeah, I know.
00:33:15It doesn't matter.
00:33:17Jan owns a great bike store.
00:33:19Oh, wow.
00:33:21Well, I need a new bike.
00:33:23I'll stop by sometime.
00:33:25Can you live off that job?
00:33:27I'd love to.
00:33:29Are you good with your hands?
00:33:31Maybe you could help Oliver with his playtower.
00:33:33Help's not necessary.
00:33:35That thing's solid.
00:33:45Oops.
00:33:57Thanks for everyone.
00:33:59Would anyone like some?
00:34:01Ooh, what is it now?
00:34:03Is the salsa spicy?
00:34:05A bit.
00:34:07Okay, I'll be the quiz master, yeah?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11The newcomer starts.
00:34:13Okay.
00:34:15May the best one win.
00:34:19Okay.
00:34:21Ah, okay.
00:34:23This one is for science and nature.
00:34:25Under what name is ascorbic acid
00:34:27better known as?
00:34:29Aspirin?
00:34:31Not even close.
00:34:33Vitamin C.
00:34:35Can you say aspirin again?
00:34:37No.
00:34:39Ah.
00:34:41Ah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:43Number 32 has a cavity.
00:34:45Someone should take a look at that.
00:34:47Best to call me personally.
00:34:49Otherwise, I'll wait six months for an appointment.
00:34:51History.
00:34:53History.
00:34:55In which year was the Berlin Wall
00:34:57fully completed?
00:34:59It fell in 89.
00:35:01Yes.
00:35:03And, well,
00:35:0563?
00:35:07Close.
00:35:0961.
00:35:11Matt knows everything, doesn't he?
00:35:13August 13th.
00:35:15Why don't you tell me, you and Zora,
00:35:17why did you end up taking a break anyway?
00:35:19Oh, um,
00:35:21thanks for asking.
00:35:23So Zora just wanted a bit of distance.
00:35:25Like,
00:35:27supposedly I didn't give her enough space.
00:35:29Yeah, but I believe in the long run
00:35:31this will really strengthen our relationship a lot.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:37Do you actually have a photo of her?
00:35:41Um, yeah.
00:35:43Yeah.
00:35:45Hey, hey, we shouldn't get into this now.
00:35:47Better not.
00:35:49Here.
00:35:51That's her.
00:35:53She posted that on her Instagram two days ago.
00:35:55Also, I gave her that blouse as a gift.
00:35:57Yeah, those are the small hidden signs
00:35:59she's giving.
00:36:01The signs, yep.
00:36:03Yeah, she looks nice.
00:36:05She is.
00:36:07Says last online,
00:36:092.17 a.m.
00:36:11Probably couldn't sleep, poor girl.
00:36:13Or she was partying.
00:36:15Yep.
00:36:17Maybe to take her
00:36:19mind off things because she misses me.
00:36:21You should stop stalking her
00:36:23on WhatsApp.
00:36:25I wasn't stalking, that just gets displayed
00:36:27on there. And she's my girlfriend.
00:36:29Was.
00:36:31Just delete her number.
00:36:33There, look at this.
00:36:35I've been working on this text for a while, what do you think?
00:36:37Um,
00:36:39I don't know.
00:36:41It could be
00:36:43maybe a little too intimate.
00:36:45Is that still the same message?
00:36:47It is, I just reworded it again a little bit.
00:36:49Okay. Yeah.
00:36:51Um,
00:36:53where is it?
00:36:55Huh?
00:36:57Did you just press send?
00:36:59Huh, what?
00:37:01What?
00:37:03No, I hardly touched the phone.
00:37:05Ah!
00:37:08You did send the message.
00:37:10No, I would not have done that if I were you.
00:37:12Okay, alright.
00:37:14Maybe I can still delete it.
00:37:16Right, but then she'll see that you...
00:37:18She'll see that I deleted the message?
00:37:20Shit!
00:37:22Oh, man.
00:37:24Why did you press send, man?
00:37:26That was a draft, it had some super embarrassing
00:37:28stuff in it.
00:37:30I didn't do it, Sheila.
00:37:32Who else could have done it?
00:37:34Oh, man, Jan, dude.
00:37:37Right, right.
00:37:39Now it's my fault.
00:37:41Sheila!
00:37:43Gee, she'll calm down again.
00:37:45God.
00:37:50Let me help you.
00:37:55Modafinil, what's that?
00:37:57That's a stimulant.
00:37:59Well, as a pharmacist, she's got easy access, right?
00:38:01Wow.
00:38:03That's nuts.
00:38:06So, shall we continue playing the game?
00:38:08Good idea.
00:38:10Keep your head up, Jan.
00:38:12Everyone fucks up.
00:38:14Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan.
00:38:16Shit.
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:35Arts and literature.
00:38:37All right.
00:38:39What collection of poems
00:38:41is Charles Baudelaire best known for?
00:38:43I don't know.
00:38:46Les Fleurs du Mal.
00:38:48The Flowers of Evil.
00:38:50Bravo, correct. Also the correct pronunciation.
00:38:52Well.
00:38:54He who leans
00:38:56over his beloved
00:38:58in the throes of love
00:39:00resembles a dying man
00:39:02who caressed his burial grave.
00:39:04Bravo.
00:39:06Oh.
00:39:08He's a bad poet.
00:39:10It doesn't rhyme.
00:39:12Remember,
00:39:15we visited the tomb of Baudelaire
00:39:17and then suddenly it started raining
00:39:19and we had to run
00:39:21and seek cover inside this café.
00:39:23The waitress brought a couple of towels.
00:39:25We drank champagne
00:39:27and, oh, this is what she wrote
00:39:29underneath on Instagram.
00:39:33Thank you for the beautiful day.
00:39:35With a heart.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:39Yeah, with a heart.
00:39:45Geography?
00:39:47What is the capital of the Bahamas?
00:39:49Nassau.
00:39:51Oh, we went there.
00:39:53Of course. Just a sec.
00:39:55Wait. There.
00:39:57Oh, okay. Wow.
00:39:59Cool.
00:40:01You can't be serious right now.
00:40:03Yeah, that's pia surfing.
00:40:05I taught her.
00:40:09Ah.
00:40:11Oh, yes. Wow.
00:40:13You look so great.
00:40:15Yeah. We played golf, too.
00:40:19Oh, yeah.
00:40:23Stop it with this bullshit. Hey.
00:40:25Wait, is that...
00:40:27Seriously, turn that shit off.
00:40:29That's when I proposed to her.
00:40:31Pia must have told you that we were engaged.
00:40:33Were? What the...
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:39Oh, you didn't know about that?
00:40:41I'm sorry.
00:40:43I didn't mean to create an awkward situation.
00:40:45Well, it is a very awkward situation now.
00:40:47Awkward for jan and for pia.
00:40:49Mm-hmm.
00:40:51Yeah, okay.
00:40:53Forget all that.
00:40:55Kurt, ollie.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:59The dice just fell on the ground.
00:41:01So maybe get it off the floor?
00:41:03Oh, wherever could it be?
00:41:05Boy.
00:41:07I can't find it.
00:41:09I guess we'll have to stop the game now.
00:41:11Too bad. Nope.
00:41:13We'll just get our new one.
00:41:15Come on.
00:41:17I'll roll for you, or we'll never get moving.
00:41:19There.
00:41:21Which song by re-arizer
00:41:23was covered by the band
00:41:25ekt in the year 2000?
00:41:27I don't know.
00:41:29I only know metal.
00:41:31What about jan?
00:41:33Come on. You know it.
00:41:35King of Germany?
00:41:37No.
00:41:39Hey, pia,
00:41:41what kind of guy did you bring here?
00:41:43Um, where's the guitar?
00:41:45Yeah? Okay.
00:41:47Guys, seriously, not the guitar. Come on.
00:41:49A bit of support.
00:41:53Ah, maestro.
00:41:55Gracias.
00:41:57All right, come on, guys.
00:41:59Some music to loosen everyone up?
00:42:01Sure thing.
00:42:03Oh, god.
00:42:05I understand you being angry.
00:42:07And just so you know, I didn't even say yes
00:42:09when he proposed.
00:42:11Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
00:42:13Because it didn't mean anything.
00:42:19So?
00:42:21Yeah. Zora's online, but hasn't read it yet.
00:42:23I do apologize.
00:42:25Even if it wasn't my fault.
00:42:27Guys, come on. Don't be party poopers now.
00:42:29Get up. Come.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:47Matt is our rock star.
00:42:49He rocks.
00:43:01Honey, get some fresh air.
00:43:05Honey, you want me to come?
00:43:07No. Alex needs my help.
00:43:09I'll just call him, okay?
00:43:11Okay, no problem.
00:43:17Oh, Matt is our rock star.
00:43:19Oh, Matt is our rock star.
00:43:27Alex.
00:43:33Alex.
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Where are you?
00:43:53In the yard next door.
00:43:55Huh?
00:43:57What do you mean?
00:43:59I'm just hanging out over here.
00:44:15Alex?
00:44:17Here. Up here.
00:44:21What the hell?
00:44:23Yeah, that stupid bird went over here
00:44:25and then suddenly...
00:44:27Now you know what a wild boar must feel like.
00:44:31That's funny.
00:44:33You may undo the rope over there.
00:44:37Yeah, but please be careful.
00:44:47Bye-bye.
00:45:17Bye-bye.
00:45:29I thought maybe you'd left.
00:45:31On the contrary, I'm here.
00:45:35Woo! Yeah!
00:45:37Ah! Woo!
00:45:39Yeah!
00:45:41That'll be a bonus point for sure.
00:45:43I think we can all agree that in true pursuit,
00:45:45that is simply undefeatable.
00:45:47Yeah.
00:45:49Next game, the Saga of Taraka.
00:45:51Oh, do we have to?
00:45:53Yeah, we have to.
00:45:55We haven't played Yon's game yet.
00:45:57Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's great, too.
00:45:59What's it called?
00:46:01Uh, who would?
00:46:03Do what?
00:46:05Well, let's just start,
00:46:07and the rest will become clear as we go, right?
00:46:09Mm-hmm.
00:46:11Do we need writing pads?
00:46:13Yeah.
00:46:17There.
00:46:19And now, to start,
00:46:21you take a card from the top of the deck and read it.
00:46:25Who would drink the others under the table?
00:46:27And then you write down the name?
00:46:29Exactly.
00:46:31Okay.
00:46:35All done?
00:46:37Uh-huh.
00:46:39Turn them over.
00:46:41Why are you writing me down?
00:46:43Because lesbians always drink. You drink a lot more.
00:46:45When do I drink more than you?
00:46:47Every time.
00:46:49Well, there's nothing wrong with a little spot of wine now and then.
00:46:51Just calling it a spot of wine is why I wrote your name.
00:46:53Ditto.
00:46:55Look, Kurt, you're living here in my house.
00:46:57I expect a little more respect.
00:46:59In my house?
00:47:01In our house.
00:47:03Yeah, I also wrote your name, my friend.
00:47:05Oh, yeah?
00:47:07Mm-hmm.
00:47:09If I were a lesbian child, I'd also drink more.
00:47:11Also, Kara has offered Pia a job.
00:47:13What was it called again?
00:47:15Chief Visual Content Designer.
00:47:17Oh, that's wonderful news.
00:47:19See?
00:47:21Accepted.
00:47:23Let's just let her decide for herself, huh?
00:47:25Ooh.
00:47:27Someone can't handle their girlfriend making more money.
00:47:29And who's that?
00:47:31Yanny. It's called humor.
00:47:33Okay, what's next, then?
00:47:35Oliver got the most votes, so he has to take a shot now.
00:47:37It's a strange game, but okay.
00:47:45There.
00:47:47Hey, guys.
00:47:49She read the text.
00:47:51Oh, God. Now I need a drink.
00:47:53All right.
00:47:55Who here would most likely become burnt out?
00:47:59Ready?
00:48:01Mm-hmm.
00:48:03Turn over.
00:48:05Just because I work a lot
00:48:07doesn't mean I'll get burnt out.
00:48:09Yeah, I also work a lot. A whole lot.
00:48:13And that's why our relationship really suffered.
00:48:15Yeah, Matias? Tell us.
00:48:17Was that before or after your trip to the Bahamas?
00:48:19Uh, both, actually.
00:48:21Especially our sex life
00:48:23suffered a lot because of it.
00:48:25Like, in the beginning,
00:48:27we just couldn't get enough of each other.
00:48:29We'd basically fuck all day and night everywhere.
00:48:31Matt, this isn't the place for that.
00:48:33Is there a slideshow of that, too?
00:48:35Pia, I never apologized to you.
00:48:37Pia.
00:48:41Um, if you lose a beautiful
00:48:43and fascinating woman
00:48:45such as yourself,
00:48:47you have fucked up.
00:48:49Really fucked up.
00:48:51And I am sorry.
00:48:55It's in the past,
00:48:57but it's nice of you to say it again
00:48:59in front of everyone, okay?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:03Let's move on. Or did you want to sing another song?
00:49:09By the way, on Crete,
00:49:11a new archaeological museum has opened up.
00:49:13Oh, yeah?
00:49:15Yeah, but I don't know if Jan is interested in culture.
00:49:17Oh, I'm sure he can go biking there, too.
00:49:19Yeah, thanks. I am interested in other things, you know.
00:49:21Oh? Like what?
00:49:23Um, for example, Jan collects antiques.
00:49:25Oh.
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:29The Baccelli bike.
00:49:31Baccelli? Baccelli.
00:49:33A bicycle?
00:49:35Well, I've got a bike, too, you know.
00:49:41Who would most likely
00:49:43be admitted to a psychiatric ward?
00:49:45Oliver. Oh, come on.
00:49:47True. Yeah, you and your role-playing
00:49:49games, that really is a bit...
00:49:51I mean, if you think therapy can help, go right ahead.
00:49:53Well, if you guys ever came to one of those
00:49:55role-playing events, yeah, then you'd understand
00:49:57the fascination around it, but okay, forget it.
00:49:59Silly dress-up and fighting orcs.
00:50:01I really don't know how that's fascinating, okay?
00:50:03All right, next card, please.
00:50:05Who'd play a naked game of ping-pong?
00:50:07Naked, yeah, but I'm not good at ping-pong.
00:50:09Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.
00:50:11I can play ping-pong
00:50:13and look good naked. Right, Pia?
00:50:15Oh, come on.
00:50:17Next card. Who'd most likely
00:50:19be able to tame a predator?
00:50:21Jan. Jan could do it.
00:50:23He could train any dog, hmm?
00:50:25Yeah, but dogs are a whole different game
00:50:27than lions and tigers,
00:50:29hmm?
00:50:31So, let's see.
00:50:35Are you guys
00:50:37serious?
00:50:39That wimp?
00:50:41I'll give you the tiger skin so you can lay naked on it.
00:50:43And nobody thinks I could do
00:50:45it because... Oh, don't be silly.
00:50:47Yeah, don't be silly.
00:50:49See that, guys?
00:50:51I've only ever picked for the shitty stuff.
00:50:53Drinking, psychiatry.
00:50:55But fighting wild animals, that's for others to do, right?
00:50:57Not the fat, stupid teacher.
00:50:59Nobody can defeat a predator.
00:51:01Really, Oli, calm down.
00:51:03No, I'm sick of all of you seeing the loser in me always.
00:51:05That's nonsense. It's not nonsense!
00:51:07Nobody has respect for me here.
00:51:09And there's a fucking freeloader living in my house
00:51:11and I have my wife ganging up on me!
00:51:13In my house? It is our house!
00:51:15Oli! Come back!
00:51:19Who might he mean by freeloader?
00:51:21Emma?
00:51:25Or Gabriela?
00:51:27Oli, come back!
00:51:33Well, your game
00:51:35really fucking sucks. Why don't you sing a song
00:51:37about it? This is ridiculous.
00:51:39Both of you, stop. What should I do when this big mouth
00:51:41keeps provoking me?
00:51:45Oli, take that ball!
00:51:47Oli, please.
00:51:49Just look away, then.
00:51:51Oh, congratulations.
00:51:53Now you've really got one foot in the psych ward.
00:51:55Oli, what is this?
00:51:57Forget Oli. I am Ogandor,
00:51:59the almighty king of the elves.
00:52:01Yeah.
00:52:03Laugh it up.
00:52:05But I can turn stone into gold
00:52:07and talk to plants and trees.
00:52:09And at the events, all my subjects
00:52:11shall all kneel before me.
00:52:13I'll stand, if that's all right.
00:52:15I'll stand now.
00:52:17Yeah, that's your greatest fear, isn't it?
00:52:19That I'll embarrass you.
00:52:21For the facade to crumble.
00:52:23The oh-so-perfect Karo who thinks she can run a company
00:52:25and at the same time be there for her child
00:52:27and takes care of a big mansion
00:52:29and tells everyone what they can and cannot do, right?
00:52:31I'm sorry, but settling for a mediocre life
00:52:33won't lead to happiness. All of that
00:52:35ensures that we have a nice, comfortable life.
00:52:37Where I hardly see you anymore,
00:52:39because you have to pop some fucking pills
00:52:41three times a day just to function.
00:52:43Hmm?
00:52:45They fell out of your bag.
00:52:47Yeah?
00:52:49Why would you hide that from me?
00:52:51Pharmacists are bound by confidentiality.
00:52:53I bet Karo didn't hide from you that we have a sex problem.
00:52:55We don't have a sex problem. We simply do not have sex.
00:52:57Huh. Okay, listen up.
00:52:59Quiz question.
00:53:01How come Olly and Karo don't have sex anymore?
00:53:03A, Karo's tired,
00:53:05or B, because her brother is nosy
00:53:07and asks follow-up questions?
00:53:09A little hint. You can pick more than one answer here.
00:53:11Is that why you hang around Gabriela so much?
00:53:13What are you two doing down there anyway?
00:53:15Does she kneel in front of you, too?
00:53:17Well, that's not a... Oh, please.
00:53:19She was wearing your red shirt before.
00:53:21The one I gave you. Pop quiz.
00:53:23How did it get down there?
00:53:25A, it flew there on its own.
00:53:27B, you took it off down there.
00:53:29Little tip. The answer's B.
00:53:33Give it away.
00:53:35I'm Olly.
00:53:37Oh, Gandor.
00:53:41But Olly...
00:53:43Oh, Gandor!
00:53:49Wow.
00:53:51So, I didn't hear anything, by the way.
00:53:53Oh, really?
00:53:55I didn't know how bad things were.
00:53:57Oh, sweetheart.
00:53:59I'm doing fine. Really.
00:54:01I know how you feel.
00:54:03You know, sometimes with Zora...
00:54:05Just give it a rest with that bullshit.
00:54:07Hey, I got it.
00:54:09All good.
00:54:13My God, you're the best, Alex.
00:54:15Yeah, uh, this is Gabriela.
00:54:17She's their au pair.
00:54:19Uh, super funny story.
00:54:21I happened to get lost and then, uh,
00:54:23was suddenly in her kitchen.
00:54:25Uh-huh. It happens.
00:54:27Yeah, and Gabriela makes
00:54:29the best guacamole ever.
00:54:31Yeah. And the problem with her bike
00:54:33is the chain keeps coming off,
00:54:35but I'm gonna take care of it.
00:54:37Can I have the bird now, please?
00:54:39Yeah. Here. Here.
00:54:43Here.
00:54:45That is not the cockatoo.
00:54:47But are you sure?
00:54:49That's a regular fucking dove, man.
00:54:51Of course I'm sure.
00:54:53Uh, okay. Um, maybe
00:54:55he won't notice.
00:54:57Maybe?
00:55:01Alex, release that poor thing
00:55:03and find the right fucking one, okay?
00:55:05Yeah. Got it. Okay. Yeah.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:11Wow.
00:55:19I, Ogander, king of the elves,
00:55:21shall start my journey to Taraka and onward.
00:55:23Follow me or forever stay here
00:55:25in the realm of the ignorant.
00:55:27Monopoly?
00:55:29Uh-huh. Yeah.
00:55:31Ahem.
00:55:33Number five, enter the magic fortress.
00:55:35I shall fight the troll.
00:55:37He can't be serious.
00:55:41Hey, where were you?
00:55:43I have another question.
00:55:45Ugh.
00:55:47Watch out! An orc's behind you.
00:55:49Orcs at 9 o'clock.
00:55:51Did you call me a big mouth earlier?
00:55:53I'm sure he didn't.
00:55:55Possibly. Sure. Yeah.
00:55:57Okay. Then we've got a problem.
00:55:59You see, I don't like being called a big mouth.
00:56:01By nobody.
00:56:03And certainly not by a weak-ass loser
00:56:05who sells bikes like you.
00:56:07Sorry about that. Of course.
00:56:09I didn't know that.
00:56:11You big mouth.
00:56:13Apologize!
00:56:17No.
00:56:19Just say you're sorry, guys.
00:56:21This is so annoying. We're gonna play Monopoly.
00:56:23Come on. No. I won't let something like that slide.
00:56:25I challenge you to a duel.
00:56:27I challenge you to a duel.
00:56:29Let's settle this like men, then.
00:56:31So you want a duel or what?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:35A ping-pong.
00:56:37Ah, see? Of course he chickens out.
00:56:39You're a loser and lame.
00:56:41If they had a ping-pong table,
00:56:43I'd kick your ass so hard.
00:56:45We have a table downstairs.
00:56:47I have an idea that's much better
00:56:49than Monopoly.
00:56:57Hmm.
00:56:59I wouldn't do that.
00:57:01Remember my peri-peri chicken?
00:57:03You had that coming out of every hole.
00:57:05Message from Zora.
00:57:07Um, yeah, I won't read it straightaway, right?
00:57:09Otherwise she thinks I'm fucking...
00:57:11I'll get on to check it already.
00:57:13Yeah, okay.
00:57:15I'll call you in a bit.
00:57:17And a smiley.
00:57:19Not the normal smiley, but the smiley with the red cheeks.
00:57:21That's a good sign, right?
00:57:23Signs are often not what they appeareth to be.
00:57:25I wouldn't have done it myself.
00:57:27But I'm the winner.
00:57:55Uh...
00:58:07I barely feel anything.
00:58:09Uh...
00:58:11Uh...
00:58:13Uh...
00:58:15Uh...
00:58:17Uh...
00:58:19Uh...
00:58:21Uh...
00:58:23Uh...
00:58:25Uh...
00:58:31Look who's the asshole loser now, bitch.
00:58:43What's wrong with you?
00:58:45I'm not a fucking pro.
00:58:47How about you go help Matt?
00:58:49You want me to help him?
00:58:51You want me to help him going? Okay, watch out forks behind you enough
00:59:05You need help no
00:59:19Here try this
00:59:21I
00:59:29Think it's best you lie down
00:59:39He didn't just drink the milk did he yeah, I'll gladly give you a new one you can't buy this I can only pump it
00:59:49This is the shittiest game night ever
00:59:51I put so much effort into this. Sure you did
00:59:57Gabriela cooked so what?
00:59:59Are you going to hold it against me because I didn't make it myself
01:00:02I'm not but why would you make that up? Maybe that's just how it's done in Grunewald. Hey
01:00:08How do you know that anyway?
01:00:10Yeah, y'all tell us how you ended up in Gabriela's room just as she got out of the shower
01:00:14Yeah, I got lost. So what you got lost many times whatever you were looking for
01:00:20Yeah
01:00:27Where are you going?
01:00:29What is this all about and this whole dick contest with Matias the whole night and I don't mean figuratively speaking you both
01:00:35We're literally comparing your dicks. Yeah, but how is it my fault that your ex-boyfriend?
01:00:39Sorry, no your ex-fiance joined us. And by the way, he started it. He started it
01:00:45What are we like in fucking kindergarten or what? No, but we're at a horrible game night
01:00:49Yeah a game night. That was always fun when I was in a part of it
01:00:53Sorry, I don't fit into your oh so perfect world of the rich and successful
01:00:57What are you even saying? You people already won the Monopoly of life. There are no fucking bike stores in Monopoly
01:01:04So what photo studios aren't either? Yeah, that's why you'll start that job with Caro soon
01:01:09Then you can at least afford a fucking yellow street for a start
01:01:12You
01:01:14Really did take a wrong turn somewhere today thought you were a little more relaxed before tonight
01:01:19I was relaxed as hell, but you had to drag me into this fucked-up game here
01:01:23Oh, and by the way, I don't collect antiques. There's just an old bike hanging up on my wall
01:01:29Yeah, I
01:01:33Truly am so sorry about everything
01:01:36But I kissed the other day that kind of confused me a bit
01:01:42and ever since that I
01:01:52You kissed Matt, I don't know I know about that. Was that the emergency?
01:02:02It was before us well before we were really a couple
01:02:07Wow, okay. I'm learning a lot about you today
01:02:14Alex forget the stupid bird. We're leaving
01:02:30By the way beautiful guarded
01:02:33Beautiful guarded
01:02:35Hi, hey
01:02:39The play tower that is a
01:02:44Now it's not that anymore the structure I guess probably yeah
01:02:53Bird what kind of bird?
01:03:03I
01:03:08Feel you know, man, my keys gone fuck my girlfriend is gone
01:03:14Kind of shitty night for all of us, isn't it? Oh
01:03:18Shit
01:03:20Hmm, I probably lost it when I was caught in that fucking net. You're kidding
01:03:28Dude it was somewhere around here, wasn't it?
01:03:33Strange what the net I was caught it. It's gone
01:03:46Yeah, now, you know what a wild boar feels like
01:03:51Help desperately searching for my white cockatoo helmet Cole, please
01:03:56Help
01:04:01Exclamation point, why didn't you tell me about the kiss? Yeah, why?
01:04:06No idea. Well, it didn't mean anything
01:04:10Kiss always means something kiss always means something. You're annoying. You're annoying. You shouldn't give relationship advice right now. Don't you think?
01:04:19Okay. Wow, that was mean you all acted like assholes to be honest. Yeah, and y'all did too
01:04:26Yeah, leave y'all alone he let Helmut Cole fly off idiot and
01:04:32You invited Matias. What were you fucking thinking?
01:04:35He said you two might still have a shot
01:04:38After the kiss and I wanted to help with that and that's why in trivial pursuit
01:04:43You only drew the cards that Matias was prepared for you. Notice that huh? I'm not stupid
01:04:48She's not stupid. Otherwise y'all wouldn't be with her
01:04:52Now what we wait, dude
01:04:57What if that guy comes what if he doesn't come what if he ends up shooting us
01:05:02We didn't work our way up just to be shot dead in Grunewald. Oh, bro. The guy doesn't shoot people
01:05:08He hunts wild boars and what if he shoots first and then looks?
01:05:13I'm so young man. My whole life's ahead of me
01:05:16The store is finally turn on a profit this year. Why why now? God damn it. Yeah, what about me?
01:05:21I just dumped the woman of my dreams. I get shot now. The P will never know what she means to me
01:05:29That's how serious yeah it is then we need to get out of here buddy
01:05:46Hey guys, where's Matt probably hugging the toilet serves him, right?
01:05:55Matias
01:06:04Love you
01:06:17Better yeah, ha me. I am your king and I'm a fighter and for you I would even
01:06:25Defeat a tiger. Yeah
01:06:31I'm a predator
01:06:35So fucking stupid, all right, just drive to your house and sleep it off. Okay
01:06:39Turn left after 800 meters, then you'll have reached your destination
01:06:44Fuck does he really want to kill a tiger?
01:06:46Matias, we can rest in the meadow
01:06:49Matias stars in our hearts. Hey, can you reach my cell phone? We're in my front pocket. Okay, wait
01:06:56Let me check more to the right to the right here. No, no, no, that's the left Alex. Oh
01:07:09Oh
01:07:15Fuck
01:07:27Please please please don't shoot. Don't shoot
01:07:31Why are you in my garden? We can explain everything. Yeah, he lost his key over here. Yeah, and what's his key doing in my garden?
01:07:37I was catching the cockatoo. So my friend wouldn't lose the woman of his dreams. He texted me marmalade toast
01:07:42Huh, please our nights been really shitty so far. Yeah
01:07:46Just let us go and we won't tell anybody. Oh that you shot the bird
01:07:55I didn't kill him
01:07:58Here I just subdued him he wouldn't have survived long out here
01:08:02We have a lot of cats in the area half an hour and he'll be good again. Is it yours?
01:08:07No, it belongs to mr. Hoffman next door, but can I have it?
01:08:11I don't care if you could let us ride. Of course. I'll do that now
01:08:16But be careful
01:08:38Hey, hey
01:08:42Is that Helmut Cole, yeah, but don't worry he's just taking a little nap
01:08:49Come in I've got the place to myself we could chill like buddies
01:08:54You by yourself? Why everyone else went to the zoo, but I was there the other day. So I said let's stay here
01:09:02Hang on cake. Why did they go to the zoo?
01:09:05because my tears
01:09:08I don't get it. Why did that guy go to the zoo? And what does this all have to do with my awesome game?
01:09:13I'll explain later. Yeah, okay
01:09:18You can ride with me if you'd like y'all thanks K that's alright
01:09:22I
01:09:41Can hear you I know
01:09:44Just as long as you two stick together. Yeah, that's what I thought to you before tonight
01:09:48Oh, yeah, I should have told you about the kiss this all sucks. Give me that stuff now
01:09:58Hey, I don't like you taking those pills or that you're giving them to her. Yeah, I agree. Those are just placebos
01:10:08Yeah, you kept wanting more and more so I switched them I won't let you be a junkie
01:10:12Oh, you all think I'm some messed-up workaholic. Do you know that's nonsense
01:10:16I have huge respect for what you built for yourself
01:10:20But I don't want to work in your company. Oh
01:10:23I'm so glad I just can't see you working a job job job job. It was simply a kind offer between friends
01:10:30It sounded like a command
01:10:33But you know, I just want to follow my own path
01:10:36I'd rather photograph cats and dogs even if they pee all over my studio cuz they're excited
01:10:41That's also why I'm with yawn, you know, I mean why I was with him
01:10:46Cuz he pees all over your place cuz he's excited
01:11:00My name is Kay our best friends with yawn
01:11:05Okay, no just Kay
01:11:08Hello
01:11:15Holy shit
01:11:38Oh
01:11:54Fuck
01:11:58McKeon are you here?
01:12:05He was definitely here
01:12:08I can't believe this
01:12:11Hey
01:12:17What are you doing here I need a moment to talk and you think that I want to talk to you
01:12:21If we didn't have to go rescue Matt right now, I would hit you in the mouth so hard you moron. Yeah, that's fair, but
01:12:29We found helmet Cole. What seriously? Yes. He's in your study. He's all right again. I'm sorry. Oh
01:12:35God, that's
01:12:36Honey helmet Cole's alive
01:12:39Hey, sorry guys, but is that
01:12:42Cuz this look like vomit because it kind of looks like breast milk
01:12:57Do you hear that
01:12:59Damn he's really down there. He's the face with the beast
01:13:03Oh shit
01:13:06My tia sorry guys, if you voluntarily climb into a tiger enclosure, you'll get eaten. Are you kidding? Yeah, sorry too bad natural selection
01:13:14I'm going in there and getting him out. Are you stupid? I'm sure I won't get eaten. Hey miss last words
01:13:20Sorry
01:13:22I'm gonna answer
01:13:24Why do men always think they have to save the world because we have something to prove yeah, right go fix it
01:13:29That's amazing. Goodbye best friend. Hey, watch out. Be careful
01:13:34Please be careful, okay
01:13:43Actually doing
01:13:54Oh
01:14:03Yes
01:14:09Yes
01:14:24Oh
01:14:42Come back up come on
01:14:55Mm-hmm
01:14:57Come on you got it
01:15:00Give me your hand
01:15:02You almost there
01:15:08Yeah, keep going I can't hey, what are you guys just standing around for do something
01:15:16Oh
01:15:21Hang on we're going to find some rope to pull you up. Okay?
01:15:26Yeah, in case I get eaten
01:15:29Sorry that the night went so badly. I was so nervous and when Matias showed up
01:15:34I was afraid I'd lose you and that's why you turned it to Matias 2.0
01:15:39You did kiss Matias 1.0 again after all I really regret it
01:15:44But I can't go back and undo it maybe it's a good thing now, I know that there are absolutely no feelings there anymore
01:15:51unlike for you
01:16:06Isn't it
01:16:13Oh
01:16:43What's going on here, huh? I thought you were in there
01:17:00Yeah, I wanted to go down there first, but then I felt so sick again
01:17:05Watch out. It's somewhere around
01:17:08Yeah
01:17:13Yeah, so I got some water from the vending machine over there and
01:17:16Haven't you guys seen my phone? I took a selfie there earlier
01:17:24You really are a big mouth, yeah anything like shit, who are you anyway Kurt?
01:17:34Thanks, okay
01:17:37Thanks, thanks so much
01:17:43I'm also very sorry
01:17:49It's okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I guess it was a fun night for the most part. Yeah
01:18:01God all right now don't look let go come on
01:18:08This is why my shirt was a Gabriela's
01:18:14Yeah, I was planning a surprise an anniversary gift you've always wanted to dance Paso Doble with me
01:18:21She says I'm doing good considering. I have no talent
01:18:25Here's an idea you go to a dance class with me, and I'll join you for your next role-playing event
01:18:32Okay
01:18:35I'll come too. No, it's just going to be us and you're going to find your own apartment
01:18:41Well, John has a room that's free
01:18:44No, we both need our privacy
01:18:47Thanks, babe
01:18:50How about we keep playing
01:18:55Okay, but my place without the others
01:18:58Mm-hmm
01:19:02Zora says hello. She was just too much of a pussy to break up with me. Now. I've broken up with her. Oh
01:19:09I'm sorry, darling
01:19:12Yeah, it's okay. Actually, she should feel sorry for losing me stupid of her. Absolutely
01:19:19Yeah, thanks for sending that message
01:19:22At least it's resolved now
01:19:24It was me. I
01:19:26Knew it would be best for you
01:19:29Are we going to the monkeys now I have to return the rope
01:19:34Not today another time, okay. Sure. I'll call you. I have your number
01:19:54Hello
01:19:56Hey, I thought you said tonight was game night. Yeah, but I didn't feel like going without you. Very good decision
01:20:03Because we all know what your game nights can lead to
01:20:06Happy you're here. I'm making an um
01:20:14Sorry, but you're just part of the gang now
01:20:17Your apartment really is tinier than our hallway. Wow. I love an omelet to men will be a little late
01:20:23Just a joke, okay