Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 14 Crush
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00:00For your honey because you are they had to be certain the Slayer would protect it with her life
00:05So they sent the key to her in the form of a sister. I'm not real in the key
00:12Go before she finds you don't
00:16Then he was here. He was trying to help me. He might have left before glory came. I can't remember
00:30I
01:00Bleeding crime is what it is
01:05Checking up the bar price to pay for fixing up his sinkhole
01:09My fault insurance doesn't cover active patrol
01:13Gee, maybe it's time. You found a new place to patronize
01:17I've ever mind to
01:19Especially since the flowering on you got remodeled right up the southern menu. It's only thing this place I'd going for it
01:27What are you doing
01:30What do you mean with him
01:32here
01:34at this table
01:36Talking to me like we're some kind of talking buddies
01:41Well, I saw you sitting here a lot
01:45Thought I don't know you could maybe do a bit of
01:56Suit yourself
02:00What
02:03It's just what you call my glory chippy together I was right there with you fighting a fight
02:08Actually, you were sleeping the sleep of the knocked unconscious still points for intent
02:13You think that would be enough to cut me a sliver of slack. I mean a little consideration respect. Hey evil dead. You're in my seat
02:30I
02:34Think you may have hurt his feelings and you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer
02:42Yeah, that's uh, that's actually some pretty good advice
02:46So who's up for some more liquid refreshments I'm buying for I am payday man
02:54Water poses no challenge for payday man for I have
02:57Hey, where's my change?
03:05Spikes you diabolical feet
03:12Forgetting those headaches fewer and further between but yep
03:16They're still exercising their visitation rights honey in case you didn't hear me the first 6,000 times no more
03:23Teleportation spells
03:24It's just we have squat in the way of glory fighting our snow
03:28Another run-in with her and my headaches and nosebleeds are gonna be the least
03:34You know what? This is the first on our iPad in weeks. How about we go one night without saying the name glory?
03:40I'm down with that. Let's just call she who will not be named another name. Let's just call her pen
03:47For example, I'll be right
03:49Oh
03:58You'd be surprised the
04:01extent of my wardrobe
04:03Really? I actually have entire outfits that aren't blue pajamas
04:11My sister
04:13Told me what happened at the hospital right before I got there
04:18And I just wanted to say thanks
04:23For looking after
04:27That's okay, I'm glad Dawn's all right
04:30The point is I work hard for that money and you're saying I didn't you stole it and you're making it into very hard
04:38Work listen bleach boy. I don't have a ship in my head. I can do far more damage to you than you can ever do to me
04:46Yeah
04:50You could ever hurt me
05:08You
05:31Sunnydale station last stop this line
05:38Oh
06:08Oh
06:38You
07:08You
07:18Buffy
07:21Back by popular demand you have a nice time
07:26You know, I think I did much-needed fun
07:30apart from Willow's headaches and spikes cameo appearance
07:34spike was there
07:36Unfortunately, I'm relieved that you're home because to be honest I wasn't feeling all that safe with you gone
07:45At first and
07:47Then I remembered that
07:50Rupert was here and I felt much much safer. Yes. Thank you for the little backpedal
07:55But I'm forced to agree that I'm barely an adequate substitute for a slayer in the house
08:07So, how is Don
08:10She's keeping very well extremely well
08:13considering the
08:15Extraordinary circumstances of her origin. Let me ask you something. Um
08:21We've been going easy on her the last week
08:24Letting things slide. I don't think that's at all wise
08:28You don't and the best thing you can do now is behave exactly as you always have
08:33Any special treatment at this stage is likely to undermine the one sense of normality you think so
08:42Thanks
08:43Don
08:45What?
08:46What did I tell you about borrowing my clothing? I didn't take your clothes. Oh, I never touched your stuff
08:52Really, then what happened to my blue cashmere sweater?
08:58Spiky
09:00Aren't you coming to bed?
09:03I'm not tired
09:05Me neither
09:10Don't you want to come in and
09:15Tire me out. I'm really not in the mood right now
09:22You're never in the mood
09:25We
09:30Could do something different tonight like what you stop yammering for two seconds
09:37Well, we could I don't know maybe play a game
09:50Oh
09:51I'm gonna stake you. I'm coming after you you bad evil vampire
09:58And I'm gonna slay you
10:02I'm
10:03sneaking up and I'm gonna stake you so much with my slaying powers that I have because
10:12I
10:19Just don't see why he couldn't end up with Esmeralda
10:22They could have the wedding right there
10:25Beneath the very bell tower where he labored thanklessly for all those years
10:30No, see it can't it can't end like that because all of Quasimodo's actions were selfishly motivated. He had no moral compass
10:38No understanding of right everything he did he did out of love for a woman who would never be able to love him back
10:44Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy
10:53What do you think Muffy
10:56This is until tomorrow, right? I don't have an opinion tell them
11:00But you read it, right?
11:03Kind of not I rented the movie
11:08Charles London, I don't know. We see one of the singing gargoyles. Oh boy, but I I'm kidding
11:18You're done with this yeah
11:25Six found murdered on train at Sunnydale station glory
11:31Unconfirmed reports of severe trauma to the throats of one or more of the victims
11:38Survey says
11:40vampire
11:46Oh, it's you
11:49What are you doing here lurking about
11:52I'm not lurking
11:54I'm looking
11:56What are you doing? Nothing?
12:00So is that how you get around town in the daytime I
12:04Mean does that lead into the sewers or something? Can you show me? No
12:12Why are you
12:16Does Buffy know you're here, huh?
12:19Yeah, right
12:20Cuz nothing would make her happier than to find out I'm hanging out after school in the vampire's lair
12:28Especially ours
12:31I
12:33Don't feel like it right now. Well, you can't bloody well stay here. Why not because I've got things to do
12:41Bad evil things that are not for a child's eyes
12:49I'm not a child
12:52Not even human
12:55Not originally
12:58Yeah, well originally I was I got over it
13:04Doesn't seem to me it matters very much how you start out that's smart I
13:11Get that I
13:16Like how you talk to me like I can understand things
13:20Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. I'm just trying to keep you safe. I expect
13:28I feel safe with you
13:32Take that back, I mean you have to hold superpower thing and
13:38You're just as tough as Buffy is maybe tougher
13:43Buffy thinks so too. She does
13:47Well, she's always worried about what she's gonna do if you ever get that chip out of your head, is that right?
13:54So, um
13:58What else does Buffy say about me
14:02Hey
14:05No, it's me
14:08It's done with you
14:10Isn't she here? No, she didn't come home from school today
14:14Oh Buffy the news said something about people murdered on it. It's not glory. It has nothing to do with dawn. I promise
14:20Look, she probably
14:22I'll find her
14:27And the lady just invited you in
14:38And did you let him live what do you think
14:44Too much for you. No, you keep going
14:49And I kill them
14:51Kill them right quick the whole lot
14:55but
14:57There's someone missing it's supposed to be
15:02It's a little girl
15:05So I get real quiet
15:11And I hear this tiny noise coming from the coal bin
15:17this little sigh
15:21So I listened harder it's very very quiet. Oh
15:30Bloody hell
15:35Here
15:38Spike was just telling a story and he was just at this really cool part. What the hell is this? What is she doing here?
15:45Just hanging out
15:47here
15:49Can you please let him finish the story then you could do the lecture
15:58Yeah, okay, let's hear the story that spike is telling my little sister
16:07Right
16:09Yeah
16:11So I knew the girl was in the coal bin
16:15And rip it open very violent haul her out of there
16:19And then I give it to a good family in a nice home
16:23Well, they never ever mean to her and didn't lock her in a coal bin
16:28What?
16:29That's so lame. I was just about to send her home. I knew you'd be threatened
16:38Don get your stuff
16:41Why
16:44Doesn't that register with you crypt plus vampire equals bad cuz it was spike
16:52Hanging out with spike is not cold on okay. It is it is dangerous and
16:58icky, I
17:00Don't think spikes icky. Yeah. Well think again sister
17:04You
17:09Have a crush on him. No, I don't
17:13It's just
17:15He's got cool hair and he wears cool leather coats and stuff
17:20And he doesn't treat me like an alien. He's a killer Don
17:25You cannot have a crush on something that is dead and an evil and a vampire, right?
17:30That's why you're never with angel for three years
17:34Angels different he has a soul spike has a chip same death. I can't listen to this
17:44Spike is a monster. Okay, and plus you are only 14 years old. I like hanging out with him is all
17:54And even if I did have a crush you wouldn't notice in a million years not with you around what does that mean
18:03It's bikes totally into you. Oh
18:09Come on you didn't notice Buffy spikes completely in love with you
18:25So tell me again what we're looking for clues
18:29Okay
18:31Could you give me a clue about what kind of clues
18:37Something anything
18:41Just want to know this was a vamp attack if it was how many we're talking about
18:47well, Sunnydale's finest didn't leave us a lot of stuff to examine and
18:52You notice me people have traipsed through here
18:54Xander what
18:59Never mind
19:05But it's just that Don said that
19:12Yeah
19:15Forget it
19:17Buffy
19:19Buffy
19:23She thinks that if she said that
19:29Spikes in love with me
19:35I'm not joking. Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true
19:42Serious Xander, this is serious
19:50It's
19:53Creepy
19:54No
19:56Not creepy
19:58Cuz it's not real. I mean how upset can you really get over one of spikes?
20:03Fever daydreams, it's not gonna happen. I
20:06guess
20:08So where did Don?
20:10How did she come to this?
20:13extremely
20:14entertaining conclusion
20:17She was hanging out with spike
20:20Think she has a crush on him
20:24What I mean, I always knew that he had this
20:27Weird fixation with me. I'm one. She's a crush on
20:31Me, there's nothing here. Let's go. It's always been me
20:36Big funny Xander. Oh what she suddenly decides. I'm not the cool one anymore. Why is that? Okay?
20:42But
20:47What they didn't get was
20:49That it was a copy of the bill of lading. So they thought that it was another order form
20:55So now I've got two shipments of Greek and free on my hand
21:00And really how many do you need
21:04Buffy the spike came by to apologize for yesterday our missing child drama
21:12He just decided to hang out for a while. Oh, well, I got talking about the gallery
21:18See, there was this copy. Oh, don't get us all laughing again Joyce
21:23Anyhow, I really need to talk to your eldest. What about I?
21:29Got a bit of info you might be keen on knowing
21:32Sorry all out of cash. Why don't you hit on Giles hit up Giles? I got a beat on the guy who killed those people
21:40It wasn't a train do you tell wonder better not I'll show
21:49What's the matter nothing just
21:56Two vamps hold up in a warehouse downtown. Come on. What are you waiting for? Grab your coat your pony sticks?
22:09I
22:18Hey
22:30It's not blood it's
22:37Suit yourself
22:39I
22:54Won't be sedated
22:59So if you're not doing this for the money, why are you
23:09You
23:27Slayer
23:34Well, that was sad
23:39Buries for our kind
23:43So should we chase after him then they couldn't have gone far
23:49These vamps have been here for a while they've nested so you're saying a couple of poof dis
23:58No, I'm saying they had nothing to do with last night's murders. How do you figure?
24:05Whoever did it only arrived in town last night
24:10Looks like you've wasted my time
24:22What are you doing I
24:26Was I
24:29Wasn't thinking
24:32What is this Oh don't get your knickers twisted I was what is this
24:40The late-night stakeout the bogus suspects the flask
24:45Is this a date?
24:50Please
24:52Date you are completely off your bird. I mean
25:03Oh my god
25:10Oh, no
25:14Are you out of your mind it's not so unusual
25:20Two people
25:22in the workplace
25:24feelings develop no
25:26No, no feelings do not develop. No feelings. You can't deny it
25:32There's something between us
25:35loathing
25:36disgust heat
25:38Desire please spike. You're a vampire
25:44Angel was good. I
25:46Can be too
25:48I've changed
25:50What that chip in your head?
25:52That's not change
25:54That's just holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison women marry him all the time
26:02But I'm not like that
26:05Something's happening to me. I can't stop thinking about you. And if that means turning my back on holy
26:12You don't know what you mean
26:14You don't know what feelings are. I damn well do I lie awake every night you sleep during the day
26:22Yeah, but
26:25I'm missing the point. This is real here. I
26:30Love don't
26:33Don't say it
26:38I'm going
26:41We need we don't need to do anything, okay, there is no we
26:49understand
26:54Buffy
27:02a
27:24Happy memory this boy
27:27You
27:31Look who's come to make everything right again
27:47So
27:48Let me get this straight
27:51Doll I got mojo back from the beyond
27:54You vamped her and now she and you are working on turn an angel into his own bad self again
28:01Mm-hmm. Sounds fun. It is
28:04like lollipops at the circus
28:08although
28:10Didn't care for an jealous setting us on fire
28:14And this has got you what?
28:17All nostalgic now has it I want us to be a family again my William
28:33To Los Angeles, I've done the whole LOC and drew didn't agree with me
28:41I
28:43Besides I've got a sweet little setup here in sunny day
28:49decent digs
28:51Not to mention all the tasty townies I can eat
28:55naughty
28:58You need makeup stories I
29:02Already know why you're not coming
29:05Poor boy
29:08Ten soldiers put funny little knickknacks in your brain can't hurt can't hurt can't kill
29:20You've got a chip
29:23Right
29:25So you've heard
29:27Poor spikes become a cautionary tale for vampires, right? You better be good kiddies or else they might wire you up someday
29:38I don't believe in science
29:40All those bits in molecules. No one's ever seen I
29:45Trust eyes and heart learn
29:49And do you know what mine is singing out right now
30:00Born to slash and bash and
30:05Oh
30:08Late my beautiful poetry
30:17Tinker toy could ever stop you from flying
30:29But the pain love you don't understand
30:35It's searing
30:38Blinding
30:42All in your head I
30:45Can see it a little bit
30:49Plastic spider webbing out nasty blue shocks and everyone is alive
30:57Electricity
30:59Electricity lies boy. It tells you you're not a bad talk, but you are
31:12What the heck is this
31:16Who is oh
31:19Wait, I
31:21Get it. Our little sex game was just the beginning
31:24Now you've gone and picked up some cheap Queen of the Damned to dress up like your precious
31:29Druid Zilla. Um, you better not be thinking what I think you're thinking because my answer is the same as always
31:37No threesomes unless it's boy boy girl or Charlize Theron. Um, you moron
31:45This is
31:46Drusilla. Oh
31:50Oh
31:53You've got some nerve showing up here like this
31:58after all this time
32:00after breaking my sweet boo-boos heart
32:04Do you have any idea how hard it's been to break down the walls he put up after you left
32:09I mean serious trust issues mom
32:12So it's no use you crawling back to him cuz spiky don't play that game anymore Morticia
32:23It's been fun while it lasted, um, but I think it'd be best now
32:37Why because she's back no
32:45Because I am
32:53And there you are my darling deadly boy
33:04Well, he he actually told you he said I love you
33:09Well, I didn't let him get that far. I
33:13Could see the words coming, honey. Did you?
33:17somehow
33:19Unintentionally lead him on in any way. I send him signals. Oh
33:24I
33:25Do beat him up a lot
33:28For spike that's like third base
33:33Buffy I'm
33:35Really worried. So am I he could become dangerous?
33:39Not really. I mean as long as it's still chips away and spike said he can't hurt me or any of us
33:46Hey, you know besides this would probably just blow over, you know, it's just some weird spike thing
33:53He'll have the hots for some gack demon before we know it. I
33:57Don't know
33:58These things can can become pretty twisted. Yeah and spike. I mean, he's pretty twisted. Yeah
34:08Well, you made it clear right that it could never happen that there's no
34:14Possible way ever. Yeah, I
34:19Think so, I don't know I I was just so thrown
34:23Well Buffy you have to talk to him again. What no, no, no
34:28No, I have to avoid him again. Not until you shut him down completely
34:33If he thinks there's even a little chance with you. There's no telling what he'll do
34:43I
35:13Oh
35:44I
35:47Know this is hard, honey
35:49But I think you made the right decision better to nip this in the bud before the button nips me exactly
35:56If you want Buffy I can go with back you up with some scowling
36:01Thanks, but I think this is something I have to do myself
36:06Besides
36:07You know, maybe I'm wrong
36:09Maybe this this whole thing's just been blown way out of proportion and he's already gone back to wanting me dead. Here's hoping
36:22You know what though there is one thing you can do for me while I'm gone
36:39You
37:09Oh
37:40You
37:47Spike
37:52Are you here?
38:06Spike
38:09I
38:39I
39:09I
39:40I
39:42See anything interesting
39:51What
39:55What happened me
40:01Remember my ex don't you slayer?
40:07Comebacks you did
40:09Couldn't live without me
40:12My voice been feeding again. I know what he really wants to eat
40:23Shall we tie her up play with her a teensy bit first
40:29I
40:32Like it when you're all door and straight to business like
40:39You
40:49Bloody well through play
41:04There she is
41:07I'm gonna think you sleep the night away
41:14True
41:16True sir
41:22Not nice to change the game and meet place boy you've taken my chair and the music hasn't stopped
41:31Sorry pet my house my rules I think I should be very cross with you and I'm free again what's going on
41:38simple
41:40I'm gonna prove something
41:46I love you
41:50Look at me I
41:54Love you
41:57You're all I bloody think about
42:03Dream about
42:06You're in my gut
42:08My throat
42:12I'm drowning in your summers. I'm drowning in
42:19Do without the live track
42:23It's so funny
42:27I knew before you did
42:32I knew you loved the slayer
42:34Pixies in my head whispered it to me. You can't tell me that there isn't anything there between you and me
42:40I know you feel something. It's called revulsion
42:45And whatever you think you're feeling it's not love
42:48You can't love without a soul
42:51We can you know
42:53We can love quite well
42:57It's not wisely you still don't believe you still don't think I mean that you won't prove
43:18I'm gonna kill Drusilla for you
43:21I
43:23Doesn't prove anything
43:25Except that you're a sick miserable vampire that I should have dusted a long time ago and hey already there
43:31Don't mock this. Oh mock yourself. This is Drusilla Cole
43:37You have a slightest idea of what she means to me. It's the face of my salvation
43:44She delivered me from mediocrity
43:47For over a century we cut a swath through continents a hundred years. She never stopped surprising me
43:56Never stopped taking me to new depths
44:01There's a lucky bloke just to touch such a black beauty
44:16So you see it means something that's me killer, why do I care
44:24Here's why
44:28If you don't admit that there's something there
44:34Some tiny feeling for me, you know untied room
44:39Let her kill you instead
44:41Yes, please. I
44:44Like that game much more just
44:50Give me something a crumb embarrassed smidgen
44:59Tell me maybe someday there's a chance
45:13Oh
45:23The only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious
45:27Oh
45:38What the bleeding hell is wrong with you
45:46What the hell does it take why do you
45:51bitches torture me
45:53Which question do you want me to answer first? I'm at the end of my bleeding tether, you know, I don't know why I even bother
46:01It's your fault. You're the one to blame for all this, you know
46:05Am I bloody right you are if you hadn't left me for that chaos demon
46:11I never would have come back here never would have had this sodding chip in my skull and you
46:18Wouldn't be able to touch me because this
46:20With you is wrong
46:23I know it
46:25Not a complete idiot
46:28You think I like having you in here
46:31Destroying everything that was me until all that's left is you in a dead shell
46:36You say you hate it, but you won't leave
46:39You know what? I should just do is get rid of both
46:43Burn you cut little pieces. So there won't be any more bits to cock up things
46:52Oh
46:55Great what about me spike you forget about me again the actual girlfriend. I
47:04Gave you the best
47:06bunch of months of my life
47:11That's right little girl teach our naughty boy lesson. Oh, so now you're all
47:18I thought I could change you spike. I
47:22Thought maybe if I gave and I gave and gave maybe you'd come around
47:29Maybe be a little nicer
47:31Stop treating me like your dog
47:35But now I see it's you
47:38You're the dog who needs to be put
47:51Oh
48:21I
48:52Oh
48:57Spike so lost even I can't help you now
49:09Oh spiky
49:12And you can say goodbye to this because you're not gonna see it anymore
49:21Unless you run into me somewhere and it's me walking away from you
49:27But even then I'll probably just you know back away
49:51I
49:59Can't just walk away from this what's part of punching you in the face. Did you not understand? We had a fight
50:04It's not a first love didn't have to change anything. It changes everything spike. I
50:09Want you out? I want you out of this town. I want you off this planet
50:14You don't come near me my friends or my family again ever
50:19Understand
50:22No, it's not that easy
50:24You have something Buffy. It's not pretty but it's real and there's nothing either one of us can do about it
50:30Like it or not. I'm in your life. You can't just shut me out
50:48You
51:18You
51:29Girl argh