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(Episode aired on September 5, 2003)
(Episode aired on September 5, 2003)
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00:00This is a production of the Philippine Embassy in the Philippines.
00:16Good day to all of you.
00:23Ouch!
00:31What is this?
00:32Why is there a rally here today?
00:34What does this mean?
00:35Madam President, it looks like they're angry with what you did yesterday.
00:39At Tina Mapanganig Perez.
00:41At Tina?
00:42Why did I only yell at Tina?
00:44Why are they angry too?
00:45This shouldn't happen.
00:47The election is near.
00:48My name should be clean.
00:49What?
00:50What?
00:51Amuse them.
00:52Tell them that there's a party later.
00:54Invite everyone.
00:56That's nice.
00:57I like that.
00:58Everybody, I'm inviting you.
01:01We have a party later tonight here in the palace.
01:04Is that okay with you?
01:06Okay.
01:11I'll see you all later tonight.
01:13Don't forget to bring your companions.
01:25How was the party?
01:26How was the party?
01:27How's the food?
01:28Good.
01:29How's the wine?
01:31Excellent.
01:32Excellent?
01:33Nice weather?
01:34Anyway, where's Tina?
01:35Tina?
01:36Yes, Madam President.
01:37Tina.
01:41Tina.
01:42Madam President.
01:48Ma'am?
01:49Yes?
01:51Since we're okay,
01:52since we're okay,
01:53how's the First Gentleman?
01:56How's his laundry?
01:58What laundry are you talking about?
02:01Ma'am, his money laundering in the Hosepidal account.
02:04Laundry?
02:06We're not talking about that.
02:08We're not talking about that.
02:10Ma'am, it's just a job.
02:11We don't have any personnel.
02:12Here.
02:14Hey, excuse me.
02:16My husband doesn't do laundry,
02:18even underwear, clothes,
02:20even money.
02:21What you're saying is Hosepidal?
02:23No.
02:24You're mistaken.
02:25He's not Hosepidal.
02:26He's Jose Rizal.
02:27Look.
02:28Look at the signature.
02:29Look.
02:33Jose Rizal is signed there.
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05:46Hey!
05:47Why are you staring at me?
05:49Can't you wait for me to set up our model?
05:52You don't look like a painter.
05:54Why?
05:55What are you doing?
05:56Of course, I'm painting.
06:08Good morning.
06:09Can you paint me nude?
06:11No, I can't.
06:13I poured too much black paint.
06:24Excuse me.
06:25Yes?
06:26Is this the studio that paints nude?
06:29Yeah, yeah.
06:30Okay, take off your clothes.
06:33Okay.
06:34Okay, take off your clothes.
06:39Wow!
06:40How am I going to pose?
06:43I'm not sure.
06:44But I'll just ask the painter.
06:46I'm just a janitor here.
06:51You're really new, dear.
06:53That's why you're always here in the studio.
06:55That's where you paint nude.
06:57What are you talking about?
06:59Before we got married,
07:01you know what I'm doing?
07:02I'm painting naked women.
07:04Yeah, but before,
07:06you painted women.
07:10You know what I mean?
07:22Hi, good morning.
07:24Morning.
07:25Can you paint me naked?
07:28Yeah, sure.
07:29Go ahead, paint me naked.
07:32Wait, you don't understand me.
07:35What I mean is,
07:36you're going to paint me naked.
07:40What?
07:47Hi, can you paint me nude?
07:51I'm sorry,
07:52I don't paint abstract.
08:00Very good, very good.
08:10Excuse me.
08:11Excuse me.
08:13Are you a student?
08:14No.
08:15Then why did you take a picture?
08:17I'm a tabloid photographer.
08:19I just get other people's product pages.
08:30If you're young, you're intelligent.
08:33If you're old, you're annoying.
08:41Lucky me,
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08:49Pancit Canton calamansi.
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09:11Join us at Get Lucky, Be Happy.
09:13Buy any Lucky me Pancit Canton.
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09:40Ah!
09:42Let's do it with a bubblegum.
09:48Let's do it with a bubblegum.
09:56If you're bored and forgetful,
10:00the solution is simple.
10:02Forget that problem.
10:11Miss Hermoso,
10:12the new secretary will be applying.
10:15Please tell her she can come in.
10:25Come in.
10:26Sir.
10:27Hello.
10:28Good morning, sir.
10:29Good morning.
10:30Good morning.
10:31You are?
10:32Mr. Buenaventura.
10:33Ah, Mr. Buenaventura.
10:34Pleasure to meet you.
10:35Please have a seat.
10:36Good morning.
10:37Good morning.
10:38Good morning.
10:39Please have a seat.
10:40I will just clear this.
10:44Sir, Miss Hermoso told me
10:46that there's a dictation.
10:48Yes, there's a dictation.
10:50Are you ready?
10:51Yes, sir.
10:53Go to the computer.
10:57Let me test you.
10:58Please have a seat.
11:02Okay.
11:04Take this down.
11:05Yes, sir.
11:06Dear Mr. Santiago,
11:10Greetings and salutations.
11:17No, no.
11:18That's not a good sign.
11:21No, don't write that.
11:26No, don't write what I'm saying.
11:28No, I made a mistake.
11:30I made a mistake.
11:32What are you doing?
11:33Don't write that.
11:36Don't write that.
11:38Don't write what I'm saying.
11:40Stop that.
11:42Stop that.
11:43Stop that.
12:03I told you not to do that.
12:06Are you still writing what I'm saying?
12:09Don't write what I'm saying.
12:11Stop that.
12:13Stop that.
12:26What are you doing?
12:28Are you still writing what I'm saying?
12:30Huh?
12:36Are you still writing what I'm saying?
12:40Stop that.
12:42Are you still writing what I'm saying?
13:03What are you doing?
13:04What are you doing?
13:06What are you doing?
13:10Who wrote that?
13:17Blood!
13:18Blood!
13:33What's the news?
13:34Did you kill your enemy, TX?
13:36Pesto.
13:37They got rid of me.
13:40Got rid of you?
13:41What kind of Terminator are you?
13:43That assignment is okay.
13:44I haven't done it yet.
13:45What if they're hunting us?
13:48It's up to me.
13:50It's easy to find out where they are.
13:53I already found them.
13:54Who?
13:55The two GROs?
13:57What's their names?
13:58Dolores and Isabela.
13:59Dolores and Isabela.
14:00Yes, yes.
14:01Those two called me earlier.
14:03It's been a while since they fell off the motorcycle you took from them.
14:06How are you?
14:09I'm really going to kill those Dolores and Isabela.
14:15And if you don't pay me back,
14:17you'll regret it.
14:19Don't get mad at me.
14:22Because they won't like what I'm going to do to them.
14:26Yes, yes.
14:27You see?
14:28You have a backbone.
14:29You're brave.
14:30You're arrogant.
14:32If you talk,
14:33it's like you can do everything here in the mansion.
14:35What are you going to do?
14:37Maybe it's time for a revolution here in the mansion of St. Victor.
14:42Huh?
14:43Revolution?
14:44Are you talking about me?
14:46Maybe.
14:47Because you're brave.
14:48Hey, hey.
14:49Don't push me.
14:50That's your job.
14:51You're solving our problem.
14:53What?
14:54What?
14:55Are you going to beat TX?
14:56How are you going to beat him?
14:57Just watch me.
15:00Just make sure you do your job.
15:02Yes.
15:03Wait.
15:04We're going to have a revolution.
15:05I'm sure of it.
15:06How about you?
15:07Are you sure you're not being followed?
15:12I told you,
15:13you're being arrogant again.
15:15I'm going to beat you up.
15:16What?
15:17Stop it.
15:18Maybe he's not being followed.
15:20You're being arrogant.
15:21What do you mean he's not being followed?
15:22Yes.
15:23There he is.
15:26Oh, no.
15:27There he is.
15:28Let's go inside.
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18:11Sometimes, life is full of surprise.
18:14Oh, hi.
18:15Pumuti ka na at ang galing mo pa sa English, pero denied pa rin ang visa mo sa States.
18:32Good evening.
18:33Welcome sa inyong pinaka-paboritong talk show, ang Talk Show.
18:37At ngayon po, ang topic natin is all about hair and body odor.
18:41Kaya amin pong inimbitahan ang kinikilalang hair and beauty expert, Lani Serrano.
18:47Good evening, Lani Serrano.
18:48Good evening sa'yo.
18:49Hi.
18:50Good evening sa mga televiewers.
18:51Nandito ko para i-discuss ang lahat ng tungkol sa hair and body odor.
18:55Kaya mabuti pa, magtanong nga na tayo.
18:57Excited na, excited na ako.
18:59Wow, mas excited ka pa sa'kin ha?
19:01Oo naman.
19:02Pero ano mo, unang tanong ko lang.
19:04Eh bakit ba merong buhok na straight at merong buhok na hindi straight?
19:10Well, ganito ang dahilan na no.
19:12Ang dahilan kung bakit nagkakaroon ng kulot na buhok.
19:15Dahil unang-una, either patay siya or siya, pag tinignan mo sa microscope, flat siya eh.
19:23Flat ang kulot na buhok eh, parang ribbon.
19:25Hindi ka ganyan ng hair na straight.
19:27Pag tinignan mo under a microscope, yung kanya cross section, bilog parang hose.
19:32Ganun yon, ganun talaga.
19:34Marami kasing nagtatanong, gusto nang malaman ng sa buong sambayan ng Pilipinas
19:39na kung pag naglagay daw po kayo ng brief sa ulo, eh kukulot po ang buhok doon.
19:50Walang katotohanan yan, ano.
19:52Hindi totoong pag naglagay ka ng brief or ng panty sa ulo, eh makukulot ang buhok mo.
19:56Dahil ang hair mo, pag yan ay talagang straight, kahit ikaw ay magpakulot,
20:00babalik yan sa pagkakastraight, babalik sa dati.
20:03Kasi nga round yung kanyang, you know, yung structure niya.
20:06Ah, ganun po, yun. Nakukulon ako, no.
20:08Kasi bakit yung mga ibang nakatago sa katawan ng tao, yung buhok na nakatago,
20:13eh, hindi naman sya straight.
20:15Well, sa aking palagay, ano, yan naman ay for aesthetic purposes.
20:20Kasi imaginein mo halimbawa, ang buhok sa kilikili, halimbawa yan ay straight.
20:25Diba pag ikaw ay nakasando, ang sagwa naman, yan, ganyang suit mo.
20:29Pag may buhok sa kilikili na straight, masagwa, parang buntot ng parol na gumaganon-ganon.
20:35At pag yan ay humaba, minsan nakakahiya, kailangan mong supply yan para hindi mo patanggal.
20:41Minsan naman kailangan ka mag-long sleeves para maitago.
20:44E pag humaba pa yan, mayroong ka mga balahibo dito.
20:47Ang sagwa naman, diba, ang init pa naman sa Pilipinas, masagwa dito.
20:50Sa bagay, alam mo talaga, ang sagwa nga nun.
20:53Pero isa pang tanong, ano, bakit naman kailangang kilikili lagyan ng deodorant?
20:58Well, kasi ang kilikili, ano, bukod sa yan, eh, madalas ng pagpawisan.
21:04Yan ay naiipit.
21:06Kaya pag yan ay ipit, at pinagpapawisan, nakakaroon ng amoy.
21:12E bakit ang ilong?
21:15May buhok din naman kulot yan at saka nakaipit yan.
21:17Ba't hindi natin lagyan ng deodorant?
21:19Well, unang-una, Iha, ano, ang buhok sa ilong ay hindi kulot.
21:24Yan ay straight.
21:26Yang maigis, straight yan.
21:28Kahit tignan natin sa microscope, yan ay straight, pilog yan, ano.
21:32Pangalawa, hindi naiipit ang buhok sa ilong.
21:35Dahil yan ay maganda yung ventilation dyan, eh.
21:37Dyan nga ay may hangin, na in and out, in and out.
21:40Kaya hindi masyado talaga pinagpapawisan yan.
21:43Kung pagpawisan mo, natutuyo rin kagad.
21:45At saka hindi siya nababasa masyado.
21:47Maliban lang kung ikaw sinisipon.
21:49At saka mukhang matindi ang ventilation ng ilong.
21:51Oo, in and out, in and out.
21:53Sandali, sandali, okay.
21:54Eh, yung masiselang bahaging parte ng katawan, nakaipit din yon, okay?
21:59Pero bakit hindi naman yun nilalagyan ng deodorant?
22:02Well, Iha, ang pubic area natin, ang masiselang bahagi ng ating katawan,
22:08yan ay may buhok, totoo.
22:10Pero hindi yan ipit, okay?
22:13Ang naiipit na bahagi doon ay yung singit, ano?
22:16Yung singit, yan ang naiipit.
22:19Pero yung singit mo na yan, walang buhok.
22:21Kaya hindi nangangailangan ng deodorant.
22:24Ah, ganun?
22:25So, pagipit?
22:26Pagipit, at pagipit yung buhok, ayan, nagkakaroon ng, kailangan ng deodorant.
22:32Okay, eh ito po, pag inipit ko po ang buhok ko, diba?
22:35Ayan, ipit.
22:36Ipit na ipit na po yung buhok ko.
22:38Lagyan ko rin ng deodorant.
22:40Hello, hello, hello.
22:42Ang buhok sa ulo, naka-expose.
22:45At yan, hindi, hindi yung ipit na yan na sinasabi natin, ano?
22:48Hindi yan, na sinasabi natin ipit, yung nakahalukip-kip.
22:51At hello, ipit.
22:53May point yan, mga kayo.
22:54Hindi ipit, hindi ipit.
22:55Okay, okay, okay, yung ipit talaga.
22:57Eh, bakit ang puwit?
22:58O, naka-ipit din naman yun.
23:00Tsaka may buhok at konting wigi po minsan, diba?
23:03O, di ba, at lagyan din yung deodorant.
23:05Hindi, iha.
23:07Ang kamay natin, pag may inaabot, napapansin mo, tumataas yung arm natin.
23:12At yung ating kilikili, yan ay medyo umaalingasaw, nakaka-expose ang amoy.
23:18Kaya kinakailangan lagyan ng deodorant.
23:20Ang puwit natin, naka-ipit, oo, pero pag may inaabot tayo, wala tayong inaabot ng paan natin.
23:27Hindi natin kailangan ibuka ang ating puwit.
23:30At saka yung puwit, talagang tanggap na ng tao na may amoy yan.
23:34Eh, puwit nga yan, e.
23:35May amoy.
23:36Kanina ka pa natatanong yung deodorant, iha.
23:39Ano ba yung, parang, ano ba yung morbid fascination mo din sa deodorant na yan?
23:44Ano ba yan?
23:45Di, di, sorry, sorry.
23:46Na-obsessed ka sa deodorant.
23:47Teka lang, teka, teka, sorry.
23:49Pero wag kayo magalit.
23:50But I have to ask you this one lang.
23:52And I have to tell you this also.
23:53Na talagang, hindi lang naman kailangan yung maglagay ng deodorant sa kilikili.
23:57Kasi bahong, e.
23:59Pero hindi lang sa kilikili, dapat deodorant all over your body.
24:02Kasi, sorry, pero may bio kayo.
24:06Ano yun?
24:07Ito?
24:09Sorry, ah.
24:15Mga kaibigan, dito po nagpata.
24:17Ang inyong favorite talk show ang
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24:20Ba-bye!
24:22Teka lang, nag-walk out ba siya?
24:26Nakaka-offend ba yung sinabi ko?
24:30Eh, di ba na-amoy niya siya? May putok siya?
24:33Ha?
24:34Hindi siya, wala siya amoy?
24:36Eh, eh sino?
24:47Lucky V, pancit canton original nga po.
24:52Huh?
24:56Pancit canton calamansi po.
25:05Wala pa lang.
25:06Ano yung pancit canton cili-mansi?
25:09Wala pa lang.
25:10Ano yung pancit canton cili-mansi?
25:20Join na sa Get Lucky, Be Happy!
25:22Buy any Lucky V, pancit canton,
25:24ipop up ang game card,
25:25and you might win over 15 million in cash
25:27and favorite Johnny's food items.
25:29Lucky V, pancit canton hot chili nga.
25:34Hmm?
25:35Ahh!
25:38Eh, nasa na yung pinabili kong Lucky V, pancit canton sayo?
25:41Oo nga, bakit ice cream yang binili mo?
25:43Dapat dito, alam mo kung ano, binubog-bog eh!
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26:07Kapag boring ang pelikula,
26:08pumasok ka bago mag-ending,
26:10para mas exciting.
26:16Oof!
26:26Excuse me,
26:27saan mo ba ini-display yung painting ko?
26:30Iha, sa lahat ang pwedeng pag-displayaan.
26:33Talaga?
26:34Yes.
26:35Alam mo, Iha,
26:36magiging tanyag kang modelo,
26:38magiging sikat na sikat,
26:40kaalam mo kung bakit?
26:41Bakit?
26:42Kasi hindi ka nahihiyang ipakita ang iyong katawan.
26:44Why?
26:45Ah!
26:48Ah!
26:50Ano nangyari, Iha?
26:52May nanginilip!
27:09Alec?
27:10O?
27:11Kawawa naman yung babayo.
27:12Papilitan lang siguro magpa-papainting ng nakaubad to.
27:16Eh, may iyak eh.
27:19Hindi may iyak yan.
27:20Sinisipon yan.
27:22Magapo ng nakaubad eh,
27:23syempre sinisiponin.
27:28Tama na ba tong pose ko?
27:31Wag kang gagalaw.
27:34Tinatanong ka lang naman,
27:35bakit parang asungit-sungit mo.
27:38Wag kang gagalaw!
27:39Hold up to!
27:42Yeah!
27:46Tagal ha?
27:48Sana naman sa susunod,
27:49maghanda kayo ng music
27:50para naman hindi
27:51naiinip yung mga model na ginagamit nyo.
27:53Nakakainip, no?
27:57Apa?
27:58Apat na oras na ako dito, no?
27:59Ngawit na ngawit na ako.
28:02Hindi nyo naman lang ako pamiriendahin?
28:09Ba't walang...
28:13Wala ka.
28:19Ayan na, gagalaw na.
28:23Wag magalaw yung ilong.
28:24Wag magalaw yung ilong.
28:26Gagalaw na yan.
28:28Kukurap yan, kukurap.
28:31Gagalaw yun, teka.
28:32Wag magalaw, wag magalaw, wag magalaw.
28:35Matan!
28:38Yan, yan.
28:39Isang tunay na magaling na model.
28:40Kahit maraming distract sa paligid niya,
28:42hindi pa rin namawala yung voice,
28:44yung mood,
28:45yung emotion.
28:48Saka marami pa eh.
28:49Tira mo.
28:51Raj,
28:53hindi talaga gagalaw yan.
28:54Eh, bakit?
28:56Patay na yan eh.
28:57Kinuha lang namin sa morgue.
28:58Hiniram lang namin para mag-post.
29:06Hi, Dean!
29:07Hi, hi, hi.
29:10Siya ba yung model ang pinate mo na nakahubad?
29:12Ay, siya nga.
29:13Alam mo, tapos na yung session namin.
29:14Alam mo, maghapon ko siyang ipininta.
29:16Ano, sabi mo?
29:17Oo, dear.
29:18Alam mo, tapos na nga yung session namin.
29:20Pininta ko nga siya nang nakahubad nang maghapon.
29:23Mauna na ko.
29:30Hoy!
29:31Bakit mo ko sinampal?
29:33Eh, pa'no sabahan?
29:34Tingin mo ito sa legs ka?
29:40What?
29:57Juan!
29:59Juan, tamad!
30:00Gising, hoy!
30:03Bakit?
30:04Ano bakit?
30:05Diba sabi ko, tignan mo kung pagdating na sila?
30:07Nakakatamad, eh.
30:09Tignan mo!
30:10Hindi ko makita dito, eh!
30:12Kumangon ka dyan!
30:13Pangon!
30:24Ano, may padating ba?
30:26Hindi marating.
30:30Leonardo Dicaprio.
30:31Dito na.
30:33Tarok?
30:34Ikaw ba yan?
30:35Lapit dito aking bahay.
30:37Natawag ka meeting.
30:38Oo nga.
30:39Tumawag nga ako ng meeting.
30:40Kasi may nabalitaan ako, eh.
30:42Dito sa America rao.
30:44Merong tinatag na grupo, eh.
30:46Yung LXG.
30:48Yung mga League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
30:51Samahan dito ng mga iba-ibang karakters, eh.
30:54Eh, naisip ko, dapat sa Pilipinas,
30:55meron din tayong ganyan.
30:56Kaya nagpatawag ako ng meeting dito.
31:00Bakit ano?
31:01Dito ka pa nagpa-meeting, eh.
31:02Pwede naman sa bahay namin.
31:03Nakakatamad, eh.
31:04Ano ko?
31:05Kung di ako nagpatawag ng meeting dito,
31:06tsaka kung sa ibang lugar,
31:07paano ako makakarating?
31:08Hello?
31:09Medyo ipit ang schedule ko.
31:10Hello?
31:11Hello?
31:14Ah, napala.
31:15Ako may kasama.
31:16Pangalan si Sisa.
31:20Sinama mo to?
31:21Oo.
31:22Ah, siya sikat sa libro.
31:24Sabi ko dito niya kita si Crispin at Basilio.
31:27Samahan na natin.
31:29Crispin!
31:31Basilio!
31:32Tarok, tarok.
31:33Tarok, di ba ano to?
31:34Luka-luka to, di ba?
31:35Yun nga, eh.
31:36Sikat siya sa libro.
31:38Sita niya dito, Crispin, Basilio.
31:40Samahan na natin.
31:42Juan, Juan.
31:43Ano?
31:44Sama ba natin tong siraulong to?
31:46Okay lang, mahala kayo.
31:47Tinatamad akong mag-isip, eh.
31:50Sige, sige, sige na nga.
31:51Samahan natin yan.
31:52Wala naman tayo ibang mga miyembro, eh.
31:54Ano?
31:55Ang gagawin natin?
31:56Eh, siguro mag-
31:57Sandali, sandali.
31:59Teka, teka.
32:00Hoy, hoy, hoy.
32:01Sino ka?
32:02Ding.
32:03Eh, meron akong nabalita
32:04na magtatatag kayo ng grupo.
32:06Pwede ba ako sumali?
32:07Ding.
32:08Ding.
32:09Teka, hindi yata kita kilala.
32:11Ano bang, ano bang nagagawa mo?
32:12Anong powers mo?
32:13Ah, wala.
32:15Wala akong powers.
32:17Ano lang, sumasakay lang ako
32:18sa likod ng ate ko.
32:20Yan, laki mong yan.
32:21Sumasakay ka sa likod ng babae?
32:23Eh, yun nga, eh.
32:24Sabi nga ng ate ko,
32:25ayaw na niya, eh.
32:26Masagwaraw kasi.
32:27Ano? Sali ba?
32:29Sige, sige, sige na.
32:30Barok, barok.
32:31Sige mo nga itong papel
32:32dito sa likod ko.
32:33Ito yung ating Pledge of Allegiance, eh.
32:36Eh, ano natin yan?
32:37Pabasahin natin sabay-sabay, ha?
32:38Para may unite
32:39itong ating grupo.
32:40Hoy, Juan, Juan.
32:41Tumayo ka dyan.
32:42Magbabasa tayong
32:43Pledge of Allegiance.
32:44Hindi ba pwede
32:45nakahigaan na lang?
32:46Tinatamad ako, eh.
32:47Hindi pwede.
32:48Tumayo ka dyan.
32:49Ay, pwede, pwede.
32:50Yung grupo kasi sa America,
32:52ang tawag sa kanila,
32:53LXG.
32:55League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
32:58Eh, tayo,
32:59anong tawag sa grupo natin?
33:01Bah, Juan.
33:02Wala ako pala tayong pangalanan.
33:04Maganda siguro, eh,
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34:37Do it with a bubblegum!
34:47At ngayon,
34:48pakinggan natin ang mga duro ni
34:50Nahatma Galvin.
34:55Ano sa Bumbay?
34:56Ang grabe ang sarap ng unam namin.
34:59Ayo!
35:00Susmita Sen,
35:01hindu sailasan eating chicken curry.
35:06Legend Dancer!
35:30Ayo!
35:53Ano sa Bumbay?
35:54Ang grabe ang sarap ng unam namin.
35:56Ayo!
35:59Ano sa Bumbay?
36:00Ang grabe ang sarap ng unam namin.
36:02Ayo!
36:08Well, this commission
36:10is now in session.
36:12Inatawagan ng pansin
36:13si Lieutenant
36:15Senorito Billiones.
36:17Billiones, Senorito Billiones.
36:19Chilianes po, Commissioner Pelicano.
36:21Chilianes po.
36:22Ah yes, Chilianes.
36:23Chilianes, yes, yes, yes.
36:25Commissioner, kanina pa ako rito.
36:27Kanina ka pa dyan.
36:28Okay.
36:29Ay, bakit hindi ka man lang kumikibo?
36:31Commissioner, wala akong kain tinatanong.
36:33Ah yes, yes.
36:35The question, the question.
36:37Well, ano naman ang naisipan
36:38ng inyong grupong magdalo
36:41at sinakup nyo ang Oak Park?
36:44Ah, Oakland po.
36:45Oakland, Oakland, Oakland.
36:47Ah, Commissioner,
36:49ilang beses ko nang sinabi yan eh.
36:50Hindi po magdalo.
36:52Yes.
36:53Hindi po magdalo.
36:54Eh, hindi magdalo?
36:55Magdalo po.
36:56Magdalo.
36:57Magdalo, magdalo.
36:58Ilang beses ko nang sinabi yan eh.
36:59Oo nga, kaya nga.
37:00Relax ka lang.
37:01Relax ka lang.
37:02Magdalo, magdalo.
37:03Anong ginagawa ng mga magdalo sa Oak Ridge?
37:06Oakland po.
37:07Oakland, Oakland,
37:08ng magdalo sa Oakland.
37:10Oakland po eh.
37:11Oakland, Oakland.
37:12Commissioner, I invoke my right to remain silent.
37:17Aba, walang sasabihin.
37:19Well, budi ba siguro
37:21yung mingi tayo ng tulong sa kanyang ina?
37:24Ginang Magalianes,
37:25Magalianes, pagsabihin nyo nga itong anak nyo.
37:27Magalianes po.
37:28Magalianes, Magalianes.
37:29Magalianes, Magalianes, please.
37:34Ano ba?
37:36Bakit hindi mo sabutin si Commissioner?
37:38Nasaan na itinuro ko siya yung kagandahang asal mo?
37:44Sasabutin mo.
37:47Sabutin mo ang matatangdang huklo ba na yan?
37:50Well, thank you for your support, Mrs. Milliones.
37:54Chilianes po. Chilianes.
37:56Chilianes po.
37:57Thank you, Mrs. Chilianes.
37:58Chilianes po.
37:59Yes, thank you.
38:01Commissioner.
38:02Yes.
38:03We are protesting the sale of arms.
38:05Huh?
38:06The sale of arms to the generals.
38:08Yes.
38:09Well, Lieutenant, do you have any proof?
38:11I do.
38:12I do.
38:13I do.
38:14I do.
38:15The generals themselves.
38:16Come in, generals.
38:17You will see that they really don't have any arms
38:19because they sold them to the enemies.
38:21There, they don't have any arms.
38:23They don't have any arms.
38:25They only have legs.
38:27They only have legs.
38:28That's why we are so angry.
38:29That's why we are protesting.
38:31Well, I understand you, Lieutenant Calamares.
38:34Chilianes po.
38:35Chilianes. Chilianes.
38:36Is it true that you joined the Blood Compact
38:40and you cut your wrists?
38:42That's not true.
38:43If it's not true,
38:44can you let me cut your wrists?
38:48It's up to you.
38:49It's up to you.
38:50But I haven't deodorant for a week.
38:52Well, let's not do that.
38:53Let's just do what we need to do.
38:58Commissioner Pelicano,
39:00do you have anything else to ask me?
39:02Well, nothing else.
39:04But I'll just scold you.
39:05You know,
39:06what you did was not right.
39:09Oklan po. Oklan.
39:11Oklan. Oklan.
39:12That's not a good example.
39:15Because you see it on television.
39:17Don't you know that there are many young people
39:20who are jealous of you?
39:23And now,
39:24that's what you're going to do?
39:25That's not right.
39:28Commissioner.
39:29Yes.
39:30Your phone seems to be lagging.
39:33Maybe you have a text message.
39:35I know. I know.
39:36I know.
39:37I'm not stupid.
39:38You can leave now, Lieutenant Morales.
39:41And don't do what you did in Okinawa again.
39:43How many times do I have to tell you?
39:45I'm not Morales.
39:46I'm not Kusin.
39:47I'm not what you said.
39:48My name is Chilianes.
39:49Chilianes.
39:50C-H-I-L-A-N-E-S.
39:59Chilianes.
40:02And we didn't go to O-PAT.
40:05We went to Oak Ridge.
40:07We went to Oklan.
40:10Oklan.
40:12Oklan.
40:19I'm Chilianes.
40:22I'm Chilianes.
40:23Hey, Chilianes.
40:25Chilianes.
40:31Chilianes.
40:33Give it to me.
40:34Get out of here.
40:35Get out of here.
40:36What a pity.
40:37Chilianes, get out of here.
40:38Hurry up.
40:40I don't want to.
40:42I'm going to malaria you.
40:44Chilianes.
40:45Chilianes.
40:46Chilianes.
40:47Chilianes.
40:48Chilianes.
40:49Chilianes.
40:50Chilianes.
40:51Chilianes.
40:52Chilianes.
40:53This is so pitiful, Lieutenant Moriones.
40:54Chilianes.
40:55Lucky Vee, pay attention to the original.
40:56Huh?
40:57What is this?
40:58I don't know.
40:59This is so funny.
41:00You can't even recall the name of the song.
41:01I don't know the name of the song.
41:02This is so funny.
41:03Is it the one about the foreigners?
41:04Yes, the one about the foreigners.
41:05It's called, Huh?
41:06Huh?
41:07Huh?
41:08Huh?
41:09Huh?
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41:11Huh?
41:12Huh?
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41:58That's right. Come on, let's play a game.
42:07Are you ready to know your fate?
42:11Consult with Madam Rocha.
42:23Text Madam Rocha's horoscope every Sunday.
42:27Text the bubble and your zodiac sign and send to 4627 for smart and token text or 2364 for globe.
42:40Good with the bubble guy.
42:43Good with the bubble guy.
42:51God really knows that bald men are balboons in other parts of the body.
42:57Hey Tiny, ready to walk?
43:10One, two, three, go!
43:13Very good, Tiny!
43:15Let's go, let's go.
43:16Sir, sir.
43:17It looks like we're enjoying your pet.
43:19Sir, my pet, Tiny, is really good.
43:22There are a lot of new tricks, sir.
43:23Get out of here.
43:25Get out of here.
43:27Tiny, Tiny, come here, come here.
43:30Get out of here.
43:32Tiny is really good at taking care of me, sir.
43:35You know, sir, when I'm free, this will make me rich, sir.
43:39He knows a lot of tricks.
43:42Tiny, come, come, come out of the box.
43:45Here, sir.
43:48Tiny, we will see you soon now, okay?
43:51See you soon.
43:53Very good, very good, Tiny.
43:56Get out of there, Tiny, get out of there.
43:59Okay, Tiny, Tiny, are you ready to jump?
44:02Ready, one, two, three, jump!
44:09Very good, Tiny.
44:12Very good, right?
44:14Tiny is really good.
44:16Tiny, now, ready.
44:19Hello, sir.
44:20Ready for the next.
44:21Okay, yes, sir, yes, sir.
44:24I told you already.
44:25Wait, I'll leave you there for a while.
44:26Sir, he's going to ride it.
44:27Sir, wait, Tiny is going to do a trapeze.
44:29Okay, okay.
44:30Wait, I'll go back.
44:32Okay, Tiny, ride it, ride it, ride it.
44:34There.
44:36Ready, Tiny?
44:38Ready, and go.
44:42Very good, Tiny.
44:44Tiny, I'll go back here, okay?
44:46I'll go away for a while, okay?
44:48There, that's far, Tiny.
44:51One, two, three, go!
44:53He's really good, Tiny.
44:55Okay, Tiny, now, for the double somersault twisting arm.
45:00And...
45:01Try it.
45:02Okay.
45:05Just a minute, Tiny.
45:06Congratulations.
45:07Why, sir?
45:08Your parole has been approved.
45:09You're free now.
45:10What, sir?
45:11I'm free now, sir?
45:12You're free now.
45:14Tiny, did you hear that?
45:16We're free now.
45:17I'm really free now, sir.
45:19Really, sir.
45:21Oh, my.
45:22Oh, my.
45:23Take care, okay?
45:25Go back there.
45:26Sir, thank you so much.
45:29Thank you so much.
45:30Wait, wait, wait.
45:31I'm free!
45:33Tiny, we're free.
45:36Bye-bye.
45:47Bye-bye.
45:53Tiny,
45:55we're going to show off here.
45:57We don't want to be seen.
46:00We're going to show off your tricks, okay?
46:03So, go ahead.
46:04Okay, Tiny,
46:05I'll see you here, okay?
46:07On the plate, okay?
46:09Who are you?
46:11Watch out.
46:13Good evening, sir.
46:14Your order, please.
46:15Brad,
46:16did you see the mess on the plate?
46:18Huh?
46:19Oh, no, sir.
46:20Sorry.
46:22Sorry.
46:23Hi.
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50:35Bro.
50:36Yes.
50:37You're new here, right?
50:38You haven't painted yet.
50:40You know,
50:41I'll give you a tip.
50:43If you're going to paint,
50:45you should
50:46broaden your imagination.
50:48Broaden my imagination?
50:49Yes, broaden your imagination
50:51so that your dreams in life,
50:53your dreams,
50:54will come true in your painting.
50:58Thank you, bro.
50:59Try it.
51:00Try it.
51:01Your dreams should come true in your painting.
51:03I'll broaden my imagination
51:05so that my dreams come true.
51:08Oh, yeah.
51:17How's that?
51:18Is it okay?
51:19Okay.
51:22Wait.
51:23If that's your painting,
51:24why is it a buntis?
51:25Because you told me
51:26to broaden my imagination
51:28so that my dreams
51:30and aspirations will come true.
51:31There.
51:44Bro.
51:45Why aren't you looking at the girl?
51:47Shh.
51:48She's my wife.
51:49I didn't know
51:50we were going to paint her.
51:52Why?
51:53Can't you accept what she's doing?
51:54No, that's not it.
51:55She doesn't know
51:56that I paint
51:57naked women.
51:58She'll be mad at me
51:59if she finds out.
52:10Are you blind?
52:13How do you paint?
52:16I cover what I'm painting.
52:18You cover it?
52:19Yes.
52:23We're blind.
52:26You cover
52:27what you're painting.
52:31Cover it
52:32so that
52:34we can make
52:35a beautiful painting.
52:38I'm here.
52:42Oh, no.
52:43My blindness is gone.
52:44I can see.
52:47I can see now.
52:48Hi, friends.
52:49I hope you enjoyed it.
52:50Next week,
52:51we'll see you again
52:52here at
52:53Bubblegum!
52:55Bye!
52:56Bye!
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53:32Bye!
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54:00Bye!
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54:05When I look at my model,
54:06I remind me of my ex-boyfriend.
54:08Why?
54:09Is he that tall?
54:10Oh got it.
54:12I know that.
54:13I told you!
54:15I told you!
54:17You're a macho! You told me you were going to kiss me!
54:19Jolie!
54:21Chu-chu! Chu-chu! Chu-chu!
54:27Chu-chu! Chu-chu! Chu-chu!
54:31Stop! Stop!
54:33Cut!
54:43Cut!