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(Episode aired on June 13, 2003)
(Episode aired on June 13, 2003)
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00:00Hello? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Bye.
00:13Duloy!
00:20Good morning, ma'am.
00:21Ah, good morning. Have a seat.
00:23No, it's okay. I'll just stand.
00:25Just stand.
00:26Okay, what can I do for you?
00:29Ah, I have a problem.
00:32That's why I can't tell you.
00:35You might laugh at me.
00:37Ah, it's nothing.
00:39Ah, just tell me your problem.
00:41What is it, son?
00:45You know, I went to another doctor.
00:47They laughed at me.
00:49You might laugh at me if I tell you my problem.
00:54Hey!
00:55Son, what's with you?
00:57I'm a professional.
00:58I will never laugh at my patients,
01:03especially if they have feelings for me.
01:05Doctors like that are worthless.
01:08They're not professional.
01:11Yes, that's right.
01:12But they can't laugh at a patient.
01:14Yes, that's right.
01:15So now, can you tell me how you feel?
01:18I won't laugh at you.
01:19No.
01:20I promise.
01:21I promise.
01:22I promise.
01:24Here, your head.
01:25It's okay.
01:26Show me.
01:35It's like…
01:36Ah.
01:37Eh.
01:38It's like…
01:39It's like…
01:40It's like…
01:44It's like…
01:45No, it's like…
01:46I think you're laughing at me.
01:47No, I'm not laughing at you.
01:49Ah.
01:51It's because
01:52it's okay, right?
01:54Yes.
01:55You don't have to be shy.
01:57Yes.
02:02It's like…
02:04A bullet.
02:06It's not always the beam
02:08that you must be carrying.
02:09You can sometimes wear a fabric.
02:11What are you talking about?
02:12Right?
02:13That's the point.
02:14Also,
02:15like
02:16with vegetables.
02:18Yes.
02:19You don't always have to use upoy or patola.
02:24You can also use siling labuyo.
02:29You're not laughing.
02:32You're not laughing.
02:36Why would I laugh?
02:38I'm a professional.
02:42I never make a mistake.
02:50People like that have sharp brains.
02:54The ones who laugh.
02:56My doctors are like that.
02:58And...
03:02Where are you from?
03:04I'm from Monti.
03:08Doc, why are you laughing?
03:11I think you're laughing at me.
03:13I'm not.
03:16Sorry.
03:18You know, I feel bad for those doctors.
03:25You shouldn't do that.
03:27You shouldn't make a mistake.
03:28SK.
03:31Judge.
03:33Judge.
03:34I'm not a professional.
03:37Doc, it looks like you're okay.
03:41I'll tell you my problem about this.
03:44I haven't told you yet.
03:47What?
03:49You haven't told me your problem?
03:51Not yet.
03:55What's that?
03:58Can't you see?
03:59It's floating.
04:01It's floating.
04:02What's that?
04:03That.
04:17I'm not a professional.
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05:39For me, that's young lift year after year after year.
05:44That's the power of lift renewal.
06:00It's raining heavily.
06:02But I'm going home.
06:05Why do you want to go home?
06:07What are you going to do?
06:08I'm going to take a bath in the rain.
06:14Hey, hey, hey.
06:15You're a good boy.
06:16Where are you going?
06:17Mom, I'm going to take a bath in the rain.
06:19You're going to take a bath in the rain?
06:20Yes.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:22You should wear a jacket.
06:23You might catch a cold.
06:31Wait, wait, wait.
06:33Where are you going?
06:34Can't you see it's raining outside?
06:35I know.
06:36I know.
06:37Why are you going out?
06:38Because I forgot to water the plants I planted.
06:46Dad, can I take a bath in the rain?
06:51Do you want to look stupid?
06:53Huh?
06:54Why?
06:55Can't you see?
06:56There's no one else taking a bath in the rain.
06:58You're alone on the street.
07:01There will be a lot of people when I take a bath.
07:06Ah!
07:14It's raining again.
07:17I'm not going in.
07:19Wait, you're not going to spend your work here.
07:22I know.
07:23But my boss told me not to go in anytime.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32Hey!
07:35Ops, where are you two going?
07:37We're going swimming.
07:38Are you guys crazy?
07:41Can't you see it's raining outside and you're going to the beach?
07:44We're not going to the beach to swim.
07:46We're going to the river.
07:58It's raining again.
07:59Don't go in.
08:00I'm still going in.
08:02Why don't you want to stay inside?
08:05It's raining, it's raining, it's raining, it's raining, it's raining.
08:08And then I'll see you like I'm in a carnival house of horror.
08:11I'm going in.
08:22What is this?
08:23It's so annoying.
08:24It's raining so hard.
08:25It's raining so hard that there's no electricity.
08:28The cable is broken.
08:30What is this?
08:31It's a good thing that Mr. Bo fixed it.
08:34He's an electrician.
08:37It's hard to read.
08:38The cable is broken.
08:42Wow, there's electricity.
08:45Sweetheart, the cable is fixed.
08:48The electricity is okay.
08:49There's electricity.
08:54Ma'am, can I buy a candle?
08:57Candle?
08:58Do you have a candle?
08:59There's electricity.
09:00Let's go.
09:01How can we go to Boron, sir?
09:03There's electricity.
09:04There's electricity.
09:05There's electricity.
09:06There's electricity.
09:07There's electricity.
09:18Good evening to all of you.
09:21I am Madam Rocha.
09:23And I'm here today to scare your souls.
09:28I'm serious.
09:30I'm not kidding.
09:32Remember, today is Friday the 13th.
09:35I would advise you to be careful.
09:38But there's nothing you can do.
09:40All of you will be in danger.
09:43Particularly near Malas and Kunas today
09:47are the bargos, aquarius, and gemini.
09:51Don't be surprised, Gemini and Libra,
09:54if suddenly a dead person appears in front of you.
09:58Dead people with nails on their fingers and feet.
10:01Because you don't have enough vitamin C.
10:04The number 10 is dangerous.
10:06As in, ten fingers.
10:08So cut one of the fingers on your hands and feet.
10:12It's better if you cut your hands and feet.
10:16For you, Aquarius,
10:18all that has to do with water is dangerous.
10:21Your clothes will get caught in the lid of the toilet.
10:25And you will pee.
10:27You will wet the soap in your bath.
10:29When you get out of the house,
10:31you will fall into the river
10:33and you will have diarrhea until you reach Tuliahan River.
10:36When you return home,
10:38you will see that it is filled with flood water
10:41even if it's not raining.
10:43When night comes,
10:44you will drown in a puddle of water
10:46while you are seasoning calamansi juice.
10:49Bargo, you will fart that you don't know
10:51because in your eating,
10:53you will understand that you are a virgin.
10:56And then, you will be a man.
10:58The only thing you will remember is that
11:00there is a fat, hairy, and skinny woman
11:03who kissed you on the tricycle
11:05while you were on your way home
11:07before you lost consciousness.
11:09You will get a C-section
11:10and you will not wake up forever and ever.
11:13They will see in your ass
11:15a black, but cute,
11:19pig.
11:21The horoscope will reverse.
11:28PAYATOT
11:29PAYATOT
11:30PAYATOT
11:31PAYATOT
11:32PAYATOT
11:35Who are you, Diego?
11:37I'm Nicky's mom!
11:42I'm a Jale.
11:43PAYATOT
11:44PAYATOT
11:45PAYATOT
11:49PAYATOT
11:50Lack of iron.
11:51One in three children has iron deficiency,
11:54Anemia.
11:55That's why they have an increment of iron block.
11:57It helps fight iron deficiency.
12:00You're a Jale!
12:02Really?
12:03Yes!
12:04We're going to play baseball.
12:06You're the bat!
12:09That's a foul!
12:11That's a foul!
12:12That's a foul!
12:13That's a foul!
12:14That's a foul!
12:28UNESCO World Heritage Site
12:33If the children are enjoying their infancy,
12:37do adults enjoy their adultery?
12:43PAYATOT
12:46PAYATOT
12:48PAYATOT
12:52I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not going to let you get away with this.
12:57I'm not going to let you get away with this.
12:59I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:01I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:03I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:05I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:07I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:09I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:11I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:13I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:15I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:17I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:19I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:21I'm not going t hit you in the head.
13:23I don't know what you're talking about.
13:25I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:27I'm not going to let you get away with this.
13:29I'm not going to let anybody hurt you.
13:31No.
13:33I'm not going to hit anybody.
13:36I'm not going to hit anybody.
13:40You see?
13:41You see what savvy shell I got?
13:45You played me well.
13:47Nye nye nye, paalo si kuya.
14:03Magandang gabi. Nagbabalik po si Madam Rocha para sa horoscope.
14:08Hindi rin magakatakas sa kamalasan ng Friday the 13th ang Capricorn Aries Taurus.
14:14You don't want to see the beer bottles and you don't want to see the women who wear t-shirts and drink the beer bottles because they are the ones who will cut you so that you will get a rash from drinking.
14:28You will be more nervous when you see chilies.
14:31Don't laugh there, cancer, because you are already close.
14:36You will fall in boiling water until you start to bleed.
14:39So avoid boilers, especially the ones with covers.
14:42When your loved ones pour milk on you, you will get suspicious and run out of the house.
14:50But you won't be able to run away.
14:53You will be surrounded by people.
14:55You don't like the color orange.
14:57For those who sleep and are sleepy, you don't like the smell of pineapples, pineapples, and phosphorus.
15:03Because you will wake up later on top of the pineapples and pineapples that are being chewed by the grillers.
15:10You also don't like soy sauce, vinegar, and calamansi.
15:14Except for mahapdi, if you get it on your wound.
15:17For the subject signs that we didn't mention, don't worry.
15:21We have wishes for you.
15:24I hope that your loved ones prepare delicious coffee and biscuits.
15:29And I hope that many will give abuloy and many will earn tongs from those who play tongits, madjong, and sakla around you.
15:37And I hope that all the drunkards around you will be caught.
15:41This is your servant, Madam Rocha, for my horror story.
15:55For the driver's license of bald people, what do they put on their hair color?
16:08Good evening, friends.
16:11We are here again in our show called Ala Ala.
16:16Tonight, we will discuss the lives of ordinary people.
16:22Their happy and sad experiences.
16:27Our guest is a clown who makes children happy at children's parties.
16:35But behind the mask, behind the mask, friends,
16:41is a heartbreaker because of the painful experience in his life.
16:51Let me introduce to you, our guest, no one else but Arnulfa Binayog.
16:59Good evening to you, Arnulfa.
17:02Good evening.
17:04Before we discuss your experience,
17:07I would like to know why your name is Arnulfa?
17:11Doesn't that name sound feminine?
17:18Because…
17:22It sounds sad, doesn't it?
17:25Yes.
17:27What is the life of a clown?
17:34Take your time, take your time.
17:40Let's change the subject.
17:43I will ask you again about that later.
17:47For example, you are performing and there are no children laughing.
17:52How do you feel?
17:54How do you feel?
18:03Is it heavy? Is it hard?
18:13You know what?
18:16I am getting used to your emotions.
18:19It's painful, it's heavy.
18:21It's painful, right?
18:24Maybe, maybe, maybe, I will get used to your environment.
18:30It's fun, it's fun, it's fun.
18:33Do you have a happy experience that you will never forget?
18:41Do you remember the…
18:43The…
18:45The…
18:51But, but, but…
18:53What?
18:55Because…
19:01What is that?
19:03Let's just finish the story.
19:05Let's just finish the story.
19:07Let's just finish the story.
19:13Maybe, it's funny.
19:15Maybe, it's funny.
19:20Maybe, it's funny.
19:28Let's just finish the story.
19:31Let's just finish the story.
19:33How do you feel?
19:35How do you feel?
19:37Do you have a problem?
19:39How do you feel when you have to perform?
19:43When you have problems…
19:50But when you are happy…
20:04But when you are happy, the kids will be happy.
20:13But when you are happy, the kids will be happy.
20:29My friends, this is where our story ends for tonight.
20:36I hope you know that life is like a clown,
20:38but there are also happy and sad experiences.
20:43Thank you so much for watching.
20:46I am Epifania, the Lomboy.
20:56For all of us, I'm telling you,
20:59Ala, ala.
21:09Let's go home.
21:12Let's go, Diego.
21:14Let's go, Nicky.
21:19I'm jealous.
21:21Let's go to Payatot.
21:26In Payatot, there's a shortage of iron.
21:29One in three kids has iron deficiency, anemia.
21:32That's why there's an Iron Plus Increment,
21:34to help fight iron deficiency.
21:36Are you jealous?
21:38Really?
21:40Yes, we're going to play hide and seek.
21:43You're the loo, babe.
21:45Lightning!
21:47Lightning!
21:49Lightning!
21:51Lightning!
22:07I've changed in my style, in my look.
22:12As the years pass, one thing is constant.
22:16Young lips keep coming back.
22:20Exafirm's unique exfoliating system
22:23helps my lips renew themselves.
22:27For me, that's young lips year after year after year.
22:32That's the power of lip renewal.
22:36I'm jealous.
22:43The English word is really confusing.
22:46It means both look and seek.
22:50But it means the opposite,
22:53overlook and oversee.
22:56See?
23:07Sir.
23:09This is what you're going to do.
23:11I want you to block the sound effects of my movie.
23:14Huh?
23:15It's going to be released tomorrow.
23:16That's why you need to find a way.
23:18Sir, this is just a preview.
23:19We're not going to have a studio.
23:21No, we don't have a studio anymore.
23:23We don't have a budget.
23:24So, just do it.
23:25Find a way.
23:27How am I going to find a way?
23:29Hey, it's up to you.
23:31You're the director.
23:33You're the producer.
23:34How am I going to find a way?
23:35Hey, it's up to you.
23:36Just find a way.
23:38Add sound effects.
23:39The movie will be released tomorrow.
23:41It's up to you.
23:43That's all you're going to do.
23:45Sir.
23:50What am I going to do?
23:55It's up to you.
24:04It's up to you.
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