Naughty Naughty Pets S01E17 Ivan Digs Hamlet

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00:00To be, or not to be, that is the question.

00:27For it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

00:33Ivan?

00:34Huh?

00:35What are you doing playing in the dark?

00:38All right, all right.

00:48To die, to sleep.

00:50To sleep, perchance to dream.

00:53Ay, there's the rub.

00:55For in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil.

01:01Now I'm sure I heard something.

01:09Sorry.

01:15For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

01:18the oppressors wrong, the proud mans' contumely,

01:22the hangs of disprised love, the law's delay,

01:25the insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes

01:31when he himself might his quietest make with a bare bodkin?

01:36Who would these fardels bear to grunt and sweat under a weary life

01:42but that dread of something after death?

01:47Bravo, bravo!

01:52Bravo!

02:10To be or not to be, what a quandary,

02:13I ask myself when I do the laundry.

02:16Now the curtain's rising, I find you so surprising.

02:19Is it true you're just a dog reciting all those monologues?

02:22When you're hearing voices, can you make good choices?

02:25Well then, just listen to me.

02:26Be what you want to be or not to be.