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00:00The year 2020 is a trash year from the bottom of my heart.
00:04The next day.
00:06Al-Salamu Alaykum. How are you guys doing?
00:08I hope you guys are doing well.
00:09We're back with another video.
00:11Al-Salamu Alaykum. Focus with me.
00:12I know the beginning of the video is weird, but focus with me.
00:14Guys, I uploaded this video yesterday.
00:15It got about 850,000 views.
00:18But there were a lot of issues with the edit.
00:20So I had to put it in a special video, and produce it for you again.
00:24So please, guys, especially those 850,000 who watched the video,
00:27Please, go back and watch the video, for God's sake.
00:30Please, for God's sake, edit the video, please.
00:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34I apologize, I apologize a lot.
00:37But don't forget to hit the like button, Al-Salamu Alaykum.
00:39We're back again, with the laughing challenge.
00:42The challenge is, if you laughed, you have to pay for something.
00:46When did we pay and get mad if we laughed?
00:48When was the year 2020?
00:49In the year 2020, it was the worst year in the world.
00:53Of course, I haven't laughed for a long time.
00:55The year 2020, guys, made me not know what's called laughter.
00:58It made me know only, sadness.
01:01The darkness, the sadness, the sleep.
01:04That's why today, today,
01:07We have to laugh, guys.
01:09Pay attention, man, how long are you going to break the lens?
01:11And from here, guys, the idea of the video came.
01:14I posted a tweet on Twitter, 2020 is a trash year.
01:17We need to laugh and change our minds for this upcoming competition.
01:20The challenge is, if you laughed, I'll give you a PS5, the number is unlimited.
01:24But, we laughed.
01:26I mean, guys, the comments are amazing.
01:3034,000 comments.
01:3634,000 comments, how am I supposed to read them?
01:38Guys, before we start, I hope we don't laugh.
01:42Good luck to everyone, and whoever didn't win in this video,
01:45The most important thing is that you made me win.
01:49What's wrong with you?
01:50If you didn't win, good luck to you, man, go to hell.
01:53And I laughed a while ago, how am I supposed to laugh in a challenge?
01:56What are you laughing at, dumbass?
01:58Wait a minute, guys, I didn't expect to do something like this in this video.
02:01I've always used my famous laughter challenge clips.
02:05The Super Saiyan 2's laughter challenge.
02:11But it's clear to me now,
02:13That this power is useless.
02:15That's why,
02:16Let me show you my other power.
02:20Let me show you my other power.
02:30Hahahaha!
02:34Let's start.
02:35Okay, we're in my Twitter account,
02:37This is my Twitter account, guys, as you can see,
02:38I have 246,000 followers on my Twitter account.
02:41I want to reach half a million, guys.
02:43I want to reach 100,000 followers now, 250,000, and half a million.
02:46After half a million, a million, and after a million, ten.
02:49Man, I can't fill my eyes without my followers.
02:52Reach me half a million, guys.
02:54Before I start reading your comments that don't make me laugh,
02:58Don't forget to like and subscribe.
03:00Let's start reading your comments that don't make me laugh.
03:04I hope you don't laugh, I have a Playstation,
03:06Okay, everyone who laughs has a Playstation, don't laugh.
03:08Let's go, Bismillah.
03:08Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
03:13It's like I know this video, I'm gonna fall.
03:16He's not gonna laugh.
03:17I'm sorry, but it's too old, I want something new.
03:19Next, next.
03:20I can't wait.
03:22I'm gonna hit him, I'm gonna hit him.
03:45Okay, I have a ball.
03:46Hit him, hit him.
03:47Let's go!
03:48I'm not gonna fall!
03:52Here.
03:53And...
03:53Aaaaaah!
03:55Hahahahahahaha.
03:58Thank god I didn't laugh, man.
04:00Are you getting married?
04:02Sorry, I'm looking for someone.
04:04Simple, I come home everyday at 5AM.
04:08Aha!
04:10I was looking for someone when you were missing.
04:13I come home at 5AM from prayer.
04:15I am the one, don't worry your son.
04:17I need a God to give respect.
04:19This is a good video, but it doesn't make me laugh.
04:21The next one.
04:22Remove the joke, her voice is beautiful.
04:23Okay, let's hear it.
04:25♪ I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier. ♪
04:33♪ I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier. ♪
04:39And from here.
04:40♪
04:45The next one.
04:48My brothers, if you come to sleep.
04:50♪
04:55Nice, nice, nice.
04:56We applaud, we applaud.
04:57The most important thing is to try, guys, to try.
04:58The next one.
04:59The next one.
05:00The voice that surprised and amazed half of the world.
05:02What exactly is this?
05:05Oh, it's a voice, look at my voice.
05:06What?
05:07Your voice is coming out from here.
05:08I'm gonna sing.
05:09Go ahead.
05:10Go ahead, he says, oh, I'm gonna sing, look at my voice.
05:12Yes, okay.
05:13Oh, I'm gonna sing.
05:14Who is it for?
05:15Now you will hear, God willing, and you will judge.
05:17Come and say, who is it for?
05:19Wait a minute.
05:21I like a person, who doesn't talk much, but his actions are serious.
05:25And my God is pleased with you, liar.
05:27Go and surprise him.
05:28He can see himself.
05:29I've been singing since the day I jumped.
05:31Masha'Allah.
05:32Listen to us.
05:35Go ahead.
05:38He's singing.
05:39I'm talking to you.
05:41Sing, sing, sing.
05:42Oh, my voice is singing.
05:44I don't know how to sing.
05:45Oh, oh, oh.
05:47I don't know how to sing.
05:48I don't know how to sing.
05:50It's not your fault, it's my fault.
05:52I believed in your abilities.
05:53This beats you in the high notes, beats you in the low notes.
06:00Okay, this is an English joke, guys, I'm a scholar.
06:03Write five words you can't spell.
06:07Five words you can't spell.
06:11Make a fool out of yourself.
06:14English, man.
06:15You're such a loser.
06:16The psychiatrist says,
06:18When it's time to go to bed,
06:19leave all your problems at home and sleep quietly.
06:22Someone responded,
06:23Doctor, is it good for me to let my wife sleep in the streets?
06:26No, you're not.
06:27Ha ha ha.
06:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
06:31Ho ho ho!
06:32Ho ho ho ho ho ho.
06:34Guys, no, it's too difficult.
06:35There's no level in PlayStation 5, I wanna laugh.
06:38Haah!
06:39This kid is famous all over the world.
06:45I seek refuge in Allah from the accursed Satan.
06:48Walid, may God bless you.
06:50My son, be patient.
06:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:04What's next? What's next?
07:07Among us, among us.
07:09We want to laugh, come on, guys, let's laugh.
07:11Oh, no, no, no, no.
07:13What's next? What's next?
07:17It is what it is.
07:18It is what it is.
07:21No, no, no, he's not coming back, what's next?
07:23A while ago, there was news that a dog died of coronavirus.
07:26So I want to ask you to call his friend and make sure he's alive or dead.
07:36Hello?
07:37Hello, is something wrong?
07:39He's hanging up.
07:41Is something wrong with you?
07:43What?
07:44Are you okay?
07:46Yeah, I'm fine.
07:47Are you sure?
07:49I'm fine.
07:50Okay, bye.
07:51Damn!
07:52Hello.
07:53I'm fine, is something wrong?
07:54No, I just heard that something happened to you.
07:56Pfft.
07:57Damn.
07:58Oh, no, no, no.
08:01When I'm nice to life.
08:03Oh, no.
08:065 plus 10 is 5, stop.
08:08Stop, plus 10 is 5, plus 10 is 5.
08:11What's next?
08:14When your dad hits your brother and you hear him say,
08:16Where's the other one?
08:17I'm going to pray 90 times for the face of...
08:19God.
08:21Guys, you reminded me of a grave.
08:23When my dad hits me, I do two or three things to them.
08:26Either I pray to the face of God, but not 90 times, man.
08:29Or I go to my savior, who protects me from my father's hands.
08:33My mom, may she rest in peace.
08:35I go to my mom, mom, mom.
08:37My dad is coming, my dad is coming.
08:39What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
08:43I don't know.
08:44A plane, you old man.
08:46Pfft.
08:48Bro, bro, bro.
08:50Pfft.
08:52Pfft.
08:54Pfft.
08:56Pfft.
08:58Pfft.
08:59Yeah, I'm an old man.
09:01I'm an old man, I swear.
09:03I mean, come on, man.
09:05A black man who flies a plane.
09:07Sorry, I hit the mic.
09:08A black man who flies a plane.
09:10What do you call it? A plane.
09:13But why did you get confused, because I said black?
09:15Why did you get confused, because I said black?
09:17Why the racism, huh?
09:18I don't know, huh?
09:19I swear to God, they're taking me for a racist.
09:21And the first winner with me, and thank God,
09:23Is the 7th from Morocco.
09:25And he'll be at your doorstep, God willing.
09:27Just wait for the device to download and I'll show you.
09:29We've reached the 6th result.
09:31Open the door, son.
09:33I'll do it for you.
09:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:37Clap, clap, clap.
09:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:41Don't open the door, son.
09:43Don't open the door, no, no.
09:45You deserve a better PlayStation,
09:47Come and sit at your doorstep, man.
09:49When did you get enslaved by people,
09:51And you were born free?
09:53God, God.
09:54Put the words in a useful sentence.
09:56Jack, Jack is dead, leave the prayer.
09:59I voted.
10:01I voted for our faces,
10:03May God vote for our faces.
10:06Wonder.
10:08Wonder, son of a...
10:12Okay.
10:14Easy, easy, guys.
10:16And how many kilos of potatoes are there today?
10:18Okay, fine.
10:20Asphor.
10:21Asphor in the hand or 10 in the chest?
10:23Asphor, not Asphor, Asphor.
10:25Boost.
10:26Boost your hand every day?
10:28No, I don't want to boost my hand.
10:30Give me 0 out of 10, you idiot.
10:32I swear I'm gonna lose my hand.
10:34What's next, what's next?
10:44He was bitten by a spider, he turned into Spider-Man.
10:46He was bitten by a spider, he turned into a spider.
10:48He was bitten by a spider, he turned into a spider.
10:50He was bitten by a spider, he turned into a spider.
10:52The YouTuber is calling his guest.
10:54Mr. Shannon.
10:58You're opening the door?
11:00But before you open the door, you're gonna turn into a spider?
11:02You're gonna turn into a spider?
11:04No, please, I swear it's not like that.
11:06I'm a person, that anyone I meet,
11:08Likes me.
11:10He attracts me.
11:12He attracts my attention.
11:14He attracts my attention.
11:16He attracts my attention.
11:18What's next, man?
11:20What's next?
11:22What are you doing?
11:28Why is it locked?
11:30Why is it locked?
11:32Enough, I don't want to fight.
11:34Okay.
11:36Oh, no.
11:38Enough, don't get up.
11:40Don't get up.
11:42I lost you for the first time.
11:44You're on my head.
11:46Enough.
11:48What are you doing?
11:50Wait, wait.
11:52This is my dad's car.
11:54No, this is my house.
11:56Calm down.
11:58I want my dad in my car.
12:00Wait, wait.
12:02I want my dad.
12:04What are you doing in the car?
12:07Why did you come here?
12:09Go, go, go.
12:11Oh, God.
12:13Oh, God.
12:15Your mom and your dad.
12:17Watch out.
12:19Ah.
12:21Ah.
12:23Come here.
12:26Are you kidding me, guys?
12:28Wait a minute.
12:30I swear, you made me laugh.
12:32I swear, you made me laugh.
12:34I challenge you to a fight.
12:36I swear, you made me laugh.
12:38This is important. How to trick a donkey.
12:40Okay.
12:42No, no, no.
12:44The second time, you donkey.
12:46When I think of you, I think of Halal food.
12:48I can't control myself.
12:50I can't control myself.
12:52A Saudi girl kisses the head of a cleaner.
12:55Oh, God.
12:57Ha, ha, ha.
12:59Guys, it's the second day.
13:01Ha, ha, ha.
13:03We have a problem, guys.
13:05Okay, guys.
13:07Abdullah Al-Ma'jub Al-Qahtani.
13:09I'm sorry, I read your name wrong.
13:11Okay, the last video.
13:13I've been recording for two and a half hours.
13:15I've read more than 3,000 to 5,000 comments.
13:17He chose to jump and witness the history
13:19of the actor Freeman.
13:21And he did it because of the legend.
13:23Okay, let's see.
13:27Morgan Freeman did this jump
13:29without the need for a doppler.
13:31Of course, the doppler is the actor
13:33who is known for his dangerous shots.
13:35Okay, don't stop.
13:37Shut up and let's see the video.
13:39Okay.
13:41An international team from Parkour
13:43trained Morgan Freeman
13:45for six months to do this.
13:47There was a medical team and ambulances
13:49ready to do anything.
13:51But!
13:52The team tried to convince Morgan to do it,
13:54but he refused.
13:56He's hitting the ceiling, for example.
13:58God is great!
14:00I'm so excited!
14:02God damn you!
14:04God damn you!
14:06God damn you!
14:08God damn you!
14:10God damn you!
14:12God damn you!
14:15God damn you!
14:17God damn you!
14:19God damn you!
14:21God damn you!
14:23Hassan Jaloka.
14:25Hassan Jaloka.
14:27Okay.
14:29Okay, guys.
14:31I'm so tired.
14:33Look how long I've been filming.
14:35Two and a half hours.
14:37Six people won the PlayStation 5.
14:39I hope the people I talked to will reply to me
14:41as soon as possible,
14:43because the device will be released next month.
14:45I'll try to get to you as soon as possible.
14:48And as I said at the beginning of the video,
14:50dear viewers, if you didn't win,
14:52know that this is a competition
14:54of hundreds of competitions that will be in the future.
14:57So, what you have to do is
14:59don't forget to hit the like button.
15:01And that's it. See you in the next video.
15:03Peace out.