عودة قراند حياة واقعية - تحدي الضحك | AboFlah - ابو فلة
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00:00AbuFlah, I beg you, you've grown a lot, I swear!
00:03Go back to the real life, AbuFlah!
00:06What people remember is...
00:10Enough!
00:12AbuFlah, huh?
00:13I'll give you AbuFlah!
00:30What people remember is...
00:33Enough!
00:34Okay, enough.
00:35Today, we're back with the most powerful video in real life, my dear!
00:39Yo!
00:40Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
00:44Oh, I swear to God, look at that booty, Bassem!
00:47With the shirt and the hole, guys!
00:49Look at the body, please!
00:50It's exactly the same body!
00:52It's the same!
00:53Yo, man!
00:54What's up, man?
00:55Okay, enough.
00:56It's been four years since the last time AbuFlah was mentioned in the whole world.
01:01I think people forgot about him.
01:03Who's this? Hello!
01:04Hello, what's up?
01:05Hello, what's up?
01:06Honestly, I don't like that you're wearing the same clothes as me.
01:10I feel like you're impersonating me.
01:12What do you mean?
01:13Do you know who I'm talking to?
01:14No, I don't.
01:16AbuFlah!
01:17What people remember is...
01:20I don't know, honestly.
01:27Hey, hey, hey!
01:28Why are you filming me?
01:29What's up?
01:30What's up?
01:31What's up?
01:34You're so cool!
01:36You're so cool!
01:37Get out, get out.
01:38Get out, yes, yes.
01:39I'll say a few simple things.
01:40I like this car, and I'm gonna take it.
01:43I'm not talking, I'm giving you orders.
01:46Oh, what?
01:47You're gonna turn 180 degrees, and go your way.
01:50What's the reason?
01:51Come with me.
01:52How's my hair?
01:53Are you a gang or something?
01:54My name is AbuFlah.
01:55All gangs get scared of me.
01:57Listen, listen.
01:59Prove it.
02:00Are you sure you want me to prove it?
02:01Prove it.
02:02Prove it.
02:03This car is worth millions.
02:05I'll say it again.
02:06Are you sure you want me to prove it?
02:08Prove it.
02:11No, no, no, no!
02:13No, no, no, no!
02:15That's it, that's it.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:18Come here, my pink hair.
02:20Come here, my man.
02:23I wanted to take the car without any problems.
02:25But people don't get it.
02:27There is no God but Allah.
02:30There is no God but Allah.
02:32There is no God but Allah.
02:34Can't you see?
02:35I killed them.
02:38I'm AbuFlah.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:44My car and my moves, guys.
02:47AbuFlah.
02:49AbuFlah is back, guys.
02:51AbuFlah put his finger in the city.
02:55This is far from the police.
02:56And far from the problems.
02:57What?
02:58Guys, it's annoying.
02:59I swear it's annoying, AbuFlah.
03:00Look how many messages I have received.
03:01This son of a bitch.
03:02What did he do? He changed in four years.
03:04What is he eating?
03:05AbuFairouz, where were you when you were skinny?
03:07Let me call him.
03:09Peace be upon you.
03:10Peace be upon you.
03:11Wait, wait.
03:12What's wrong?
03:13I have an important call.
03:14Wait.
03:17Peace be upon you.
03:18Are you done with your important call?
03:20Peace be upon you.
03:21Peace be upon you, AbuFairouz.
03:23God bless you.
03:24God bless you, AbuFairouz.
03:25Four years, man.
03:27Look at the camera.
03:28I know this website.
03:29You know this website because you're in front of me right now.
03:31This is you.
03:33This is me?
03:34Okay, I'll show you where I am.
03:35This is you in front of me.
03:38Respect yourself.
03:39This is me.
03:40Listen.
03:41Listen.
03:42Don't talk too much.
03:43Listen.
03:44I'm coming for you.
03:45What?
03:46I'm coming for you.
03:47I'm coming for you.
03:48What did you do?
03:49I'm coming for you.
03:50Come here.
03:51You scared me.
03:52I'm coming for you.
03:53Come here.
03:54I'm coming for you.
03:58What's going on with him?
03:59I'm calling him.
04:00What's going on with him?
04:02Hello?
04:03I'm coming for you.
04:04I'm coming for you.
04:05I'm coming for you.
04:07What's going on with you?
04:08Who's supporting you?
04:09He's taking too long.
04:11Come here.
04:12Hey.
04:13What do you want?
04:14What do I want?
04:15I love you guys.
04:16Don't move.
04:17If you move, I'll shoot you.
04:18Look, AboFairouz.
04:19Who did I find?
04:20I found someone.
04:21He's following me.
04:22To attack me.
04:23Look.
04:24What?
04:25What?
04:26Wait a minute.
04:27AboFairouz.
04:28I'm sorry.
04:30Annoying.
04:31I'm here for you.
04:32Don't talk too much.
04:33I'm coming for you.
04:34I'm coming for you.
04:35I'm coming for you.
04:36What do you want from me?
04:37First, tell me where have you been for the past 4 years?
04:39I'll tell you where I've been.
04:40It's obvious that my future is okay.
04:42I'm wearing nice clothes.
04:43I'm comfortable.
04:44But I'm a loser.
04:46I'm not good at this.
04:47I played on you, Hasan.
04:48What did you play on me?
04:49We killed the anti-alien.
04:50We killed the anti-alien.
04:51What happened after that?
04:52The anti-alien's money and stuff.
04:53Where did it go?
04:54Where's his money?
04:55You played on me, huh?
04:56Frat.
04:57Maldives.
04:58You've only been to Maldives 10 times.
04:59I've never been on a plane.
05:02No, no, no.
05:03Don't scare me like that.
05:04Don't kill me, Hasan.
05:05There's no point.
05:06We're losers.
05:07Stay within your limits.
05:08Hasan, we're losers.
05:09You're the one who will ruin your life.
05:11I have nothing to lose.
05:12Don't scare me, AboFairouz.
05:14Listen.
05:15I have nothing to lose.
05:16Wait a minute.
05:17AboFairouz is asking me for money.
05:19That's why I brought you a Last War ad.
05:22How's the input?
05:23It's not good, right?
05:24I know I've shown you everywhere in the Last War game.
05:27But it's an honor to be a part of this game.
05:29Because I swear, this game is beautiful.
05:31I was playing the game.
05:32I contacted the company.
05:33And we cooperated with them.
05:34The game is exactly like the ads.
05:36As you can see.
05:37It's not a lie or anything.
05:38Try the game and download it.
05:39And you'll see that it's exactly like the ads.
05:41My voice is back.
05:43I'm so happy.
05:46Look up.
05:47They put my logo down.
05:48Look.
05:49They released an Arabic version.
05:50So you can play the game in Arabic.
05:52The game is very simple.
05:54You move left and right.
05:55And that's the best thing about the game.
05:56It's very simple.
05:57But now you know how to make a strategy.
05:58And use your power.
05:59Right.
06:00The game is available in Apple Store and Google Store.
06:02This is the barcode.
06:03I'm wearing it right now.
06:04Click on the barcode and download the game.
06:06Or the link is in the description.
06:07Now I'm going to return the money to AboFairouz.
06:09You have to pay me back, AboFairouz.
06:12You have to pay me back for ruining me.
06:14I'm the one who made us earn money.
06:16But I was dirty.
06:17And I took all the money for myself.
06:18This time when we get the money.
06:20It will be 80% for me and 20% for you.
06:23How much?
06:2460-40.
06:25I don't have the last one.
06:2650-50.
06:27Remember the time.
06:28Because you don't need anything.
06:29You're the one who needs it, not me.
06:3149 for me.
06:3451 for you.
06:37What are you doing?
06:38I'm going.
06:3951-49.
06:4161-39.
06:4350-45.
06:4461.5-39.5.
06:4653-42.
06:4858-32.
06:50Let's go.
06:51Welcome, AboFairouz.
06:53Come on in.
06:54It's so nice to see you, man.
06:56It's so nice to see you, man.
06:58How are you?
07:01You smell so good.
07:02You smell so bad.
07:03I'm going to fly above the clouds.
07:05All I want to do, AboFairouz,
07:07Is to find the right people.
07:09The people who have the comedy,
07:11The personality,
07:12And the ego.
07:18Hello there.
07:22MashaAllah.
07:23This is the place.
07:24Look what's written here, AboFairouz.
07:26Fame or shame.
07:28Do you know what that means?
07:29Fame means success or shame.
07:33God bless you.
07:34But the most important thing is what's written on the screen.
07:38I don't know.
07:39Do not laugh at me.
07:40And don't die.
07:41Do not laugh at the employees of the great and famous...
07:44God's Niko's gang.
07:45The presence of AboFlah.
07:47AboFairouz.
07:48God bless you.
07:49Big talk.
07:50Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
07:52No! No! No! No! No!
07:55I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!
07:57I can't, man. I can't.
07:59I can't.
08:00Hey. Hey.
08:02I can't!
08:03No, no. I feel like there is a big surprise.
08:05Hold on, guys. I'll be right back.
08:07Nooooooooooooooooo.
08:08Oh, he's cutting my face off! Take my face off!
08:10If you don't know, this is security, this is a Dutch guy.
08:13Nobody, come here, nobody, come.
08:15Prat, Normalia.
08:17Oh, it's me, it's me, it's me.
08:19Give us a box.
08:20What? William box?
08:23Hey, show me the Dutch guy.
08:25Show me, AbuFairouz.
08:27Hey, AbuFairouz.
08:28Show us the Dutch guy.
08:29Hey, throw it.
08:31Throw it, oh!
08:32Faster, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:34Oh!
08:35Honestly, he's showing me the English guy, this Dutch guy.
08:42That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, now I'll hit him.
08:44I don't speak Dutch, I speak Spanish, French.
08:47I know how to speak Dutch.
08:48Tell him to bring the contestant first.
08:50There's another one outside, I'll bring him.
08:51I didn't know you speak Dutch, AbuFairouz.
08:54On the other person, here, in the stop, okay?
08:57Yes, answer me, brother, answer me.
08:59Okay.
09:03Oh, oh, oh.
09:04Oh, oh.
09:05Oh, oh.
09:06First, introduce yourself.
09:07First of all, I'm Jafran Ibn Ali Ibn Sadi.
09:11What's your name?
09:12Don't you hear?
09:13What's your name?
09:15Oh, nice.
09:16See what's written on the board?
09:18Laugh at me or die.
09:20We don't have people to laugh at.
09:21Okay, ask him, guys.
09:22First of all, do you want to give me advice or should I...
09:25Do you want him to give you advice, AbuFairouz?
09:27You have the final say, AbuFairouz.
09:28No.
09:29But the timer will start.
09:31One minute.
09:32Hello, hello, hello.
09:33Hello, our brothers, our men.
09:35Hello, hello, men.
09:36Hello, men.
09:37Come closer, come closer, men.
09:39Come on.
09:40Yes, Gordoon, shake it.
09:42Is there anything else?
09:43Gordoon, you have to show them how it's done, Gordoon.
09:45Gordoon.
09:46Come on.
09:49Give me the box, if I hit it now, I'll die.
09:52One box.
09:55Let's go.
09:56In the name of God, the most merciful, the most merciful.
09:58Sorry.
09:59That was strong.
10:00In the name of God, the most merciful, the most merciful.
10:02To the right, to the right, to the right.
10:03Yes, that's it.
10:04No.
10:06Honestly, I shortened it.
10:08I'll present to you the following candidates, okay?
10:13Okay.
10:13Can you explain what it means?
10:14I don't know.
10:15Can you stop and say okay?
10:17Hello.
10:18MashaAllah.
10:20First of all, I liked the sound.
10:21How was it, AbuFairouz?
10:22No, no, the sound was good.
10:24Really?
10:25Introduce us with your name and what you're good at.
10:26Shemoman.
10:27Look, do you see that AbuFairouz took out his gun?
10:30Shemoman.
10:30Let's raise his voice.
10:31I mean, AbuFairouz.
10:32No, no, no, AbuFairouz.
10:34Just one.
10:35Just one.
10:36That's enough.
10:37I liked it.
10:39Present your content.
10:40Really?
10:41You're here to get to know me.
10:42Present your content, my dear.
10:43Okay, okay, okay.
10:45Wait, wait, wait.
10:46I have... Wait, wait.
10:50God bless you.
10:51What did he give you?
10:52God forbid, I only have one.
10:53I bought it expensive.
10:54He gave me Vodka.
10:55He gave me Vodka.
10:56May God forgive me and forgive him.
10:58God damn the wrongdoers.
11:00Thank God.
11:01Thank God.
11:02Thank God.
11:03Thank God.
11:04You didn't present your talent.
11:05My talent is giving me Vodka, bad comments, and bad things.
11:09Do you see that, AbuFairouz?
11:11Or the four years I spent with you?
11:12Come here, guard.
11:13Tell him I'll give him something in Dutch.
11:14There's a schedule.
11:15But not at work.
11:16Okay, okay, my dear.
11:18What is this?
11:19Why are you competing with them, AbuFairouz?
11:21You can't do that.
11:22I'm sorry, it's not good.
11:23We're a fan club.
11:24We have a good message for the community, right?
11:27What's your message, Hasan?
11:28Honestly, I didn't expect this from you, AbuFairouz.
11:30I didn't expect it from myself either.
11:31I didn't expect it from myself.
11:33Oh, no, he looks like he's with us.
11:35Wait, I'm raising my hand, I'm scared.
11:37I'm raising my hand, no, no, no.
11:38I'm scared, I'm scared.
11:39Peace be upon you.
11:41Peace be upon you.
11:42Peace be upon you, too.
11:43First of all, put your hand away, and give me your hand.
11:46I don't like your beard.
11:48Try it.
11:49Take it off right away.
11:50No, no, I liked it.
11:54AbuFairouz, you have the point.
11:55I have it, I approve, that's it.
11:56Give him a joke.
11:57An old lady went to the forest.
11:59She saw a lion.
12:00She said, don't eat, and the lion said, I'm sorry, I won't.
12:03Hahaha!
12:04Hahaha!
12:05Hahaha!
12:06Hahaha!
12:07Haha!
12:08What, you will give him a job?
12:10He has to give you 20,000 pounds.
12:12Give him what I have.
12:13If you give me 1,000, I'll do it.
12:17HAHAHA!
12:19HAHAHA!
12:20HAHAHA!
12:21HAHAHA!
12:22HAHAHA!
12:23HAHAHA!
12:24HAHAHA!
12:25Did you like my joke?
12:26To be honest, I don't get it.
12:29Okay, I'm at the volume of the present era.
12:33Oh!
12:34Oh!
12:36Peace be upon you.
12:37First of all, it's like you're back.
12:40What a quick fix.
12:42Let me tell you, I went to get a fix and came back.
12:44And I found out that you didn't give me a chance.
12:46You and I noticed that you people don't walk in the streets.
12:48No, no, no.
12:49Do you hear me or not?
12:50Do you hear me or not?
12:52Hey, hey, hey, don't listen to him.
12:53Do you hear me or not?
12:54Don't listen to him.
12:55Okay, wait.
12:56Wait.
12:57He scared me.
12:59Oh!
13:01No, I can't.
13:02I forgive you.
13:03Wait, wait, wait.
13:05Go there.
13:07Go there, dad.
13:08This fight is called the fight of death.
13:10You and I will fight.
13:11The one who will breathe in this fight is the winner.
13:14You're a coward.
13:15And the whole world must witness it.
13:17AboFairouz, you must witness that you're a coward.
13:19Come here, loser.
13:20AboFairouz, you must witness that you're a coward.
13:22AboFairouz, you must witness that you're a coward.
13:25Come here, loser.
13:27AboFairouz, you must witness that you're a coward.
13:29Come on, give us the points you have, come on, baby.
13:31There's a guy who threw a bomb in a carrot farm.
13:34It became a massacre.
13:35Who said massacre?
13:36I did.
13:37This is the massacre.
13:38Wait, wait, the last joke.
13:40AboFairouz, you must witness that you're a coward.
13:42The last joke, guys.
13:43AboFairouz, you must witness that you're a coward.
13:45Let him deal with the Dutch, let him be scared.
13:48Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
13:50You're a Muslim, huh?
13:52He's a Muslim, he's a Muslim, he's a Muslim.
13:58I'll be honest with you.
13:59AboFairouz will shoot you in the right eye at any moment.
14:02But I like your vibes, you have a nice energy.
14:04The last joke, come on.
14:06One time, it became two times.
14:07How?
14:07SubhanAllah.
14:08I can't give you a point, I can't give you a point.
14:11No, no, no, AboFairouz, no, no, no, AboFairouz.
14:16If you run to the outside, and you're alive, you're with us.
14:19No, no, no, don't shoot me, no, no, don't shoot me, no, no.
14:22That's it.
14:23Talk to the Dutch, let him bring the next contestant.
14:25The next one!
14:27Guys, forgive me.
14:28So far, we haven't found a single one in the team.
14:30I don't know which contestants these tired people are coming from.
14:33Okay, bring me Montegde, bro.
14:35Please.
14:37Yes, that was one, nice.
14:39Hello, welcome, and welcome.
14:41Wow, what a handsome man.
14:45Is this a Ghazal or what?
14:46N***a, you're a n***a, I have to praise you.
14:49In the name of God.
14:50I'm Shater, the Shater's fan.
14:52Shater?
14:53In the name of God, let's hear it.
14:55The peak of loyalty, an ant married an elephant,
14:57and then the elephant died.
14:59I could bury you all in it.
15:03Wait a minute, wait a minute.
15:04A dog, I don't know what.
15:06Come with me, come with me outside.
15:07Continue with AboFairouz, if you still have luck.
15:09Do you have a ball?
15:10Yes, I have a ball.
15:12A ball, a ball.
15:14Hey, we're back, welcome back.
15:17First of all, go back to the X, please.
15:18Go back a little.
15:20Thank God, the X is with me, so I'm fine.
15:22No, you're fine.
15:23I can see that you're fine, right, AboFairouz?
15:25No, no, no, wait a minute.
15:27No, no, no, please, I beg you.
15:29I'll tell you the last joke, and then I'll make your decision.
15:32Nice, I like it.
15:33This is the right way, AboFairouz, to make a person a comedian, go.
15:37There's a guy, he went back to his words.
15:38He hit the guy behind him.
15:39I beg you.
15:40I beg you, please.
15:43He's a comedian, honestly.
15:48His joke is really bad.
15:50Peace be upon you all.
15:53How are you all?
15:54Wait a minute.
15:55Oh!
15:56What's that?
15:57White.
15:57MashaAllah.
15:58What's that?
15:59What's that?
16:00What's that?
16:01What's that?
16:02What's that?
16:04What's that?
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:07What's that?
16:08What's that?
16:09What's that?
16:10No, I can't see, the screen is too small.
16:12It needs to be bigger.
16:13It needs to be bigger.
16:16It won't work.
16:17Calm down, AboFairouz, calm down.
16:18There's no one here.
16:19We've been sitting here for 4 hours.
16:22If your time isn't precious, then my time is precious, AboFairouz.
16:25I think I'm going to quit.
16:28Where do you work?
16:29I'm a lawyer.
16:30I'm a lawyer.
16:33What should I do?
16:34I'm going to leave right now.
16:36I don't have time, I laughed, I don't have time, and I won't die.
16:38It's time for the joke, as it's written on the screen.
16:40Will you laugh or die?
16:42I'm going to tell you a joke in Dutch, okay?
16:45Okay.
16:46He says, you're my uncle, you're my head, AboFlah.
16:49Give me a box and let me speak Arabic.
16:51No, don't say that, AboFairouz.
16:53Give me a box and let me speak Arabic.
16:55Give me a box, give me a box.
16:56You know my abilities, right?
16:57Give me another one.
17:01AboFairouz, what's wrong with you?
17:02AboFairouz?
17:02Wait, my ears are numb.
17:03Wait, I'm going to get up.
17:04I can give him a box and let him speak Arabic.
17:06Show me.
17:07Show me.
17:09Come on, put it down.
17:12AboFairouz, what's wrong with you?
17:15I swear to God.
17:16What's going on?
17:17What's going on?
17:18What's going on?
17:19Thank God.
17:20Peace be upon my hand.
17:21AboFairouz, what's wrong with you?
17:25My name is Jonas Davy.
17:27I want you to turn black now.
17:28You want me to turn black?
17:29I want you to turn black.
17:30My father is black.
17:32I'm ashamed of myself.
17:33AboFairouz, what's wrong with you?
17:35Okay, I'll turn black quickly.
17:36What are your abilities?
17:38You told me about my abilities, okay?
17:40I've changed.
17:41Now, I want you to turn black.
17:42What's wrong with your voice?
17:43I don't have a problem.
17:44What's wrong with your voice?
17:45I'm just nervous.
17:47Okay.
17:49What's wrong with you?
17:50Huh?
17:51What's wrong with you?
17:52I respect myself.
17:53No, you're out of line, man.
17:54I swear to God, I'll speak Arabic again.
17:56I swear to God.
17:57Hahaha.
17:58What's going on?
18:00We have a big number of people.
18:01Can you handle this?
18:02I'm bored, I'll bring you the whole city.
18:05Okay, go.
18:06Go.
18:07We have a bigger number of people than the contestants,
18:09so the crowd will get bigger, go.
18:10Okay, okay.
18:11Go.
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