Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 7 Fool For Love
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 7 Fool For Love
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00:00Nicknamed by torturing his victims with railroad spikes
00:04Spikers forged two slayers in the last century and he's killed them both
00:19Can't bite anyone I can't even hit people I've got this cute little government chip in my head
00:25She's everywhere she's haunting me
00:34Coffee I love you
00:37Oh
00:40God I
00:41Need to know more
00:44About where I come from about the other slayers
00:48Maybe if I can learn to control this thing, I could be stronger. I could be better
00:55You
01:08Know it's probably none of my business, but I just got to ask
01:16You smell this bad when you were alive
01:19Cuz if it's a post-mortem thing then boy is my face right but just so you know
01:25The fast-growing field of personal grooming's come a long way since you became a vampire
01:55You
02:25You
02:56Yeah
03:08You're going having so much fun America
03:25Oh
03:56I can't believe I passed out
03:58Do you think I'm a total wuss now? Oh, yeah, like a girl can play a few hard sets of tennis with a major stab wound
04:05You said it wasn't that bad. I
04:08Said I've seen worse. There's a difference
04:12At least no major organs got kabob. I
04:15Still think you need to see a real doctor
04:18That would put me in a real hospital, which would get my real mom real freaked out. I can't do it
04:24Don't worry
04:25Accelerated healing powers come with the Slayer package
04:29And the boyfriend who comes complete with combat medical training. That's just a Buffy Summers bonus
04:35So tell me about the bad guy or guys. What do you think they were?
04:40Vampire how many?
04:44What
04:47So what he was like a super vampire or something
04:52No, he was the regular kind he just beat me
05:00That ever happened before
05:04And the best physical shape of my life and if you're asking how it happened
05:09Dawn, sorry to interrupt the sex pades. I just wanted to tell you that
05:14Mom, this is coming
05:17Hi Riley
05:18Hey, Miss Summers. How you feeling?
05:21fine
05:23bordering on chipper and
05:25tomorrow planning on being obnoxious
05:28Glad to hear it
05:29Buffy when you have a minute, I'd like to go over the grocery list for next week. You got it. Are you
05:37Disinfecting something hmm. Oh mine
05:42Some nail polish experiments are doomed before they even begin
05:46But you keep pushing the envelope, honey
05:53Did I just pull a Slayer related mom cover-up thing
05:58Come on who's the man you are a very short annoying man
06:09If I show you something you promise you won't tell
06:16Cool I
06:19Mean gross and mom cannot know
06:23Okay, you'll help me with the household stuff. Oh
06:26Sure, I'd save your button. You dump all your chores on me done. I
06:33Got it you're covered. We're good. Just lucky. It's not bikini season
06:40So John takes household duty. I'll take tonight's patrol
06:45By yourself
06:47It's just a sweep
06:49Do me a favor you take the gang along with?
06:54Okay, I will patrol with the group tonight. When do I get to patrol not until you were never
07:14You
07:25What's with the hand move you see that does that like mean something it's code I
07:32think it breaks down to
07:34choo-choo
07:35It probably means to follow him
07:39Batter wait here for him
07:44You
07:50Hey Riley
07:52What's the?
07:54All about it means y'all real loud to the vampires. You don't know we're coming. We'll have a sporting chance
08:01See now he's all mad and sarcastic
08:06Mr. Stealthy pants, it's their fault guys. I'm thinking if we split up we can cover more ground
08:12Tell you what, I'll take the cemeteries you guys get the bronze. Are we not being covert enough?
08:18We're sorry. Sorry
08:21We'll be sneakier promise
08:25Okay, just ditch the chips watch my back
08:36You know what he's like he's like a cat
08:40You know a big jungle cat how come I'm not like that it's just so cool
08:56Here's another one
08:58early 18th century Slayer
09:00Good. Let's hope she'll be more helpful in this last one
09:04Why what does it say same as all the others?
09:07Slayer called blah blah great protector blah blah scary battles blah blah. Oops. She's dead
09:15Where are the details?
09:17details
09:18Well, it says this Slayer
09:21forged her own weapons
09:25Kind of love a gal with an anvil
09:28But where are the details of the Slayer's last battle? You know, what made that fight special? Why did she lose?
09:36And lose last night Buffy just got really close I
09:42Slipped up Chiles. I've been training harder than ever and still it
09:48And there's there's nothing in any of these books to help me understand why I
09:54mean
09:55Look, I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package
10:01But I want mine to be a long time from now
10:05like a Cheeto
10:07There are just a few good descriptions of what took out the other Slayers
10:12Maybe you would help me to understand my mistake to keep it from happening again. Yes
10:20The problem is after
10:24Final battle
10:28It's difficult to get any well the Slayer's not
10:31She's rather run it's okay to use the d-word Chiles Ted
10:38And hence not very forthcoming
10:41Why didn't the Watchers keep fuller accounts of it? The journals just stop. I suppose if they're anything like me they just
10:49for the whole subject to
10:52unseemly
10:55Damn love you, but you watchers are such pricks sometimes
11:00Painful I was gonna say
11:09But you're right the counts of the final battles would be very helpful
11:15There's no one left to tell the tales
11:22What
11:24Oh
11:26Wait, no, no, are you feeling all right slave this stuff usually hurts
11:32Don't even start spike. What do you want?
11:36Slayers you killed two of them
11:42I did
11:45You're gonna show me how
11:55Oh
11:58You know that quite a few American beers that are highly underrated
12:02This unfortunately is not one of them
12:05Update spike. We're not here to discuss the fine choice of hops
12:09It's about two slayers one in China during the Boxer Rebellion when in New York both got killed by
12:17You tell the tale you get the cash
12:21right
12:22You want to learn all about how I vested the Slayers and you want to learn fast right then we fought I won the end
12:29Pay up. That's not what did you want a a quick demo a blow-for-blow description. You can map out and memorize
12:38It's not about the moves love
12:41and
12:42Since I agreed to your little proposition wouldn't do this my way
12:46wings
12:48What spicy buffalo wings order me up a plate I'm feeling peckish
12:59Excuse
13:03As I thought
13:06Some nasty thing got a taste of you
13:09Don't get all excited. I'm fine. All right stuck in a dark corner with a creature
13:15You love digging up past uglies cuz you're fine. Just tell me what I want to know. I told you
13:21No one's narrating on an empty stomach here
13:25Were you born this big a pain in the ass and what can I tell you baby?
13:31I've always been bad
13:37Luminous
13:42You're radiant
13:45Better
13:48Yeah for an order sir, oh
13:51Quickly, I'm the very spirit of vexation. What's another word for gleaming?
13:58It's a perfectly perfect word as many words ago, but the bother is nothing rhymes you see
14:15I
14:37Nearly point out that it's something of a mystery and the police should keep an open mind Oh William
14:45Favor us with your opinion. What do you make of this rash of disappearances sweeping through our town?
14:51animals or thieves I
14:53Prefer not to think of such dark ugly business at all
14:57That's what the police are for
15:03I prefer
15:04Placing my energies into creating things of beauty. I see
15:08Well, don't withhold William rescue us from a dreary topic careful
15:16The inks are still wet
15:19Please it's not finished. Don't be shy
15:23My heart expands
15:26He's grown a bulge in it
15:29inspired by
15:30your beauty effulgent
15:34Effulgent
15:46Oh
15:47That's actually one of his better compositions
15:53They called him William the bloody because of his bloody awful poetry it suits him
15:59I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff
16:08Cecily Oh
16:10Leave me alone. Oh
16:19Vulgarians they're not like you and I you and I
16:27I'm going to ask you a very personal question and I demand an honest answer. Do you understand?
16:35I
16:38Your poetry it's
16:41The
16:44Not written about me are they
16:47They're about how I feel
16:51Yes, but are they about me
16:58Every syllable Oh God
17:00I
17:03Know it's sudden and
17:08And please if they're no good they're only words but the feeling behind them I
17:17Love you, sir. Please stop I I
17:23Know I'm a bad poet
17:26But I'm a good man
17:29All I ask is that
17:32It's that you try to see me I do see you that's the problem
17:41You're nothing to me William
17:50You're beneath me
17:58I
18:16Watch where you're going
18:28You
18:42And I wonder
18:44What possible?
18:46Catastrophe came crashing down from heaven
18:50And brought this dashing stranger
18:53to tears
18:55nothing
18:58To be alone I
19:00see you a
19:02Man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength his vision
19:10Glory
19:14That burning baby fish swimming all around your head that's quite close enough
19:22I've heard tales of London pickpockets. You're not be getting my purse. I tell you
19:30Don't need a purse
19:35Your wealth
19:38Bars here
19:41And here
19:44In the spirit and
19:46Imagination
19:53You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine
20:01Yes
20:04I
20:06Mean no
20:09I mean
20:11Mother's expecting me
20:16I see what you want something glowing and glistening something
20:27A fortune
20:38Do you want it?
20:42Oh, yes
20:46Oh
20:51God yes
21:11Oh
21:16Wow
21:35Guys what you got let's go
21:46I
22:16I
22:18I
22:20I
22:42Sounds like a party in there forget about crashing. There's too many of them
22:47We'll come back at daybreak when they're asleep, and we're better armed. It's okay. We can kill him just as dead in the morning
22:58Not in the corner
23:01So you trade it up on the food chain, then what no please
23:07Don't make it sound like something you'd flip past on the Discovery Channel
23:10I
23:12Come with a vampire is a profound and powerful experience
23:19The feel is a new strength coursing through me getting killed when you feel alive the very first time I
23:29Was through living by society's rules
23:33Decided to make a few of my own
23:36Of course in order to do that
23:40I
23:44Had to give myself a gang
23:47Perhaps it's my advancing years. It makes me so forgetful William
23:51Remind me why don't we kill you?
23:58What's that
24:04It's spike now
24:08You do well to remember it mate
24:10I'm not your mate and when you start talking like that. We barely got out of London alive because of you
24:18Everywhere we go. It's the same story and now you've got me and my women hiding in the luxury of a mine shaft
24:25all because
24:26William the bloody
24:28Likes the attention
24:31This is not a reputation we need oh
24:35I'm sorry that I sully our good name. We're vampires all the more reason to use a certain amount of fast bollocks
24:43That stuff's for the frilly cuffs and collars crowd. I'll take a good roll any day
24:52And every time you do we become the hunted I
24:56Think our boys are going to find the king of cops expects a picnic
25:04But this is not his birthday
25:07Good point yeah, you know what I prefer to be hunted getting caught
25:14That's brilliant strategy really pure cunning start off
25:23Come on what was the last time you unleashed it
25:26All out fight in the mob back against the wall nothing but fists and fangs
25:32Don't you ever get tired of fights. You know you're gonna win
25:36No a real kill a good kill it takes pure artistry without that. We're just animals
25:58Now you're getting it
26:02You can't keep this up forever
26:08If I can't teach you maybe someday an angry crowd will that
26:16Or the slayer
26:22What's a slayer
26:25After that I was obsessed I
26:28I mean the most vampires slayer was a subject of cold sweat frightened whispers
26:37But I never hid
26:40Hell I sold her out I
26:42Mean if you're looking for fun, there's death. There's glory assault all else, right? I
26:48Was young so how'd you kill her?
26:53Funny you should ask
26:58Lesson the first a slayer must always reach for her weapon
27:09I've already got mine
27:22Good thing to
27:25Become a vampire
27:27Got nothing to fear
27:30Nothing for one girl
27:32That's you honey
27:35Back then
27:39It was her
27:54Oh
28:19Just like I'm fixing it it's good for you
28:24I
28:54I
29:24I
29:40Don't speak Chinese
29:50Now I could get used to this
29:55You
30:03Who's boy
30:06Look at the wonderful mess you've mine
30:11That's a slave
30:14Naughty
30:17Wicked spoiling
30:24I
30:46Never hear them say the blood of a slayer is a powerful aphrodisiac
30:54I
31:01Have a taste
31:24Oh
31:55So where have you two been yeah, I'd tell no need to be humble
32:01While it was just killed himself
32:13Congratulations, I guess it makes you one
32:17Don't be so glum mate. Well you tell it one slayer snuffs and another one rises
32:22Hey, there's a new chosen one getting all chosen as we speak
32:26I'll tell you what?
32:28When and if this new bird does show up, I'll give you first-rate
32:36I smell fear and this whole place reeks of it
32:46Rebellion starting to bore me
32:51I
33:21Was the best night of my life
33:27And I've had some sweet ones
33:31What are you looking at
33:34You got off on it
33:37Well, yeah
33:39Suppose you're telling me you don't
33:45How many my con reckon you've done not enough
33:52And we just keep coming but you can kill a hundred a
33:57Thousand a thousand thousand and the armies of hell besides and all we need
34:03Is for one of us just one
34:06Sooner or later to have the thing. We're all hoping for
34:12And that would be a word
34:19One good
34:22Hey you asked and I'm telling
34:27The problem with you summers is you've gotten so good you're starting to think you're a mortal not really I
34:33Just know I can handle myself. Oh
34:36How do you explain this?
34:38Oh
34:47So that's it lesson over not even close come on
34:55I
35:05Oughta put this in a museum, you know, they put in museums mostly dead things
35:25Oh
35:41Give it to me
35:51What less than a second
35:55Asked the right questions. You wanna know how I beat him
36:02Question isn't how'd I win? The question is why'd they lose? What's the difference?
36:11There's a big difference
36:17How'd you kill the second one bit like this
36:22I
36:24Didn't hurt I
36:26Knew it couldn't touch you
36:29But there's no intent to hurt you than that chip they shoved up my brain never activates
36:36If on the other hand
36:46See now that hurt yeah this hurt, too
36:51I
36:53Definite pain there. How'd you kill him spike?
37:05You're not ready to know I'm ready. Okay, then we're like this
37:21I
37:26First one is all business the second I shade a touch of your style
37:51I
37:53I
37:55I
38:20Could have danced all night with that one you think we're dancing
38:25I
38:29Don't think about the dances
38:33You never get to stop
38:36Every day you wake up to the same bloody question what haunts you is today the day I die
38:48Death is on your heels baby and sooner or later. It's gonna catch you
38:55Oh
38:59Part of you wants it not only to stop the fear and uncertainty because you're just a little bit
39:25Death
39:27Death is your art
39:29You make it with your hands day after day
39:32that final gasp
39:34that look of peace
39:36Part of you is desperate to know
39:39What's it like?
39:42Where does it lead you?
39:45And now you see that's the secret not the punch didn't throw or the kick she didn't land
39:52She merely wanted it
39:55Every Slayer
39:57Has a death wish
40:05Even you
40:25The only reason you've lasted as long as you have
40:34You've got ties to the world
40:37mom
40:38rat kid sister
40:41skewbys
40:42They don't tie you here
40:45But you're just putting off
40:50Sooner later
40:55And the second the second that happens, you know, I'll be there
41:04I'll slip in
41:07Have myself a real good day
41:17Here endeth the lesson I
41:20I just wonder if you like it as much as she did get out of my sight spike now
41:29Did I scare you
41:32You're the Slayer do something about it hit me
41:38Come on one good swing, you know, you want to I mean it so do I
41:44I give it me good Buffy do it spike
41:55What the hell are you doing
42:01Come on I can feel it Slater, you know, you want to dance
42:08Dance
42:12Say it's true
42:17Say I do want to
42:23It wouldn't be you spike it would never be you
42:30You
42:38They're beneath me
43:00I
43:31What are you doing beneath me
43:42Hasn't got a death wish bitch won't need one
43:48You
43:57Okay, I'm trying to be supportive here so don't drive a stake through my heart like last time but
44:04You can't kill Buffy
44:07She's the Slayer. She is so gonna kick your ass. I've got two barrels here that'll prove you wrong. I
44:14Knew you'd take this personally. You are so sensitive
44:19How are you gonna kill her
44:21think
44:22The second you even point that thing in her you're gonna be all
44:27And then you'll get bitch slapped up and down Main Street unless she's had enough and just stakes you sure
44:33It'll hurt like hell for about two hours
44:37She'll be dead just a little longer
44:44When you fail
44:51Why can't you kill her you're the one who keeps bringing her up I
44:57Haven't said a word about the bloody Slayer since we left, California
45:00She's on the other side of the planet drew, but you're like I
45:06Can still see her floating all around you laughing
45:13Why
45:16Why won't you push her away, but I did pay I did it for you
45:22You keep punishing me
45:26Carrying on with creatures like this
45:32You guys obviously have a thing going on here I
45:38Have to find my pleasure spike
45:41You taste like ashes, so this is my fault now I
45:51Didn't know she was seeing somebody I
45:56Should take off yeah, why don't you do that?
46:05You can't blame the girl spike
46:08You're all covered with that I
46:14Look at you
46:17All I see is the slider
46:26Hey, I put together that grocery list for you. Oh great. Thanks, son
46:33Are you okay? I'm fine
46:37Have you seen my conditioner?
46:40Did you look under the sink?
46:50Where are you going oh?
46:53I was hoping to put this off, but
46:58You know the nothing that I've been dealing with the last couple of weeks
47:03It might not be nothing
47:07What is it?
47:10I'm staying overnight at the hospital for observation. I'm getting a cat scan
47:20It's only one night
47:22And they say even if there is something it's still very early if they didn't see it before
47:32I'm gonna be fine
47:34I know you will
48:04you
48:34Oh
48:43What do you want now?
48:58What's wrong
49:05I don't want to talk about it
49:18Is there something I can do
49:34you
50:04you
50:34you
51:04you
51:06you
51:32Grr argh
51:36You