Aired (September 14, 2024): Ginamit ni Pepito (Michael V.) ang ventriloquism sa kanyang presentation pero dahil sa alak ay kung ano-ano na ang lumabas sa kanyang bibig! Samantala, ang pa-birthday ni Baby (Mosang), naging deadly!
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
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00:00♪♪
00:05♪♪
00:12Are you sure this is it?
00:13The name of the restaurant is Bahay Talisay,
00:15but there's nothing written on it.
00:17It's a pin.
00:1820 Agujo Street.
00:20Really?
00:21Yes.
00:22Okay, show me on your cell phone.
00:24Where's your cell phone?
00:26I left it.
00:27Okay, show it to me.
00:28♪♪♪
00:32That's it.
00:33That's the place.
00:35Wait a minute.
00:38Brad,
00:40is this the 20 Agujo Street?
00:43What do you think?
00:45That's why I'm asking.
00:46Just to be sure.
00:48I'm hungry.
00:49I want to eat.
00:50That's enough.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:53We'll ask someone else.
00:54Okay.
00:58♪♪♪
01:02Hi.
01:04Good day.
01:06Is this the 20 Agujo Street?
01:08Yes, this is it.
01:09I told you.
01:11Is this a restaurant?
01:12Does my house look like a restaurant?
01:16No,
01:17that's what it says on the cell phone.
01:19The restaurant we're looking for.
01:21It's here.
01:22Why are you asking him to trust you on the phone?
01:25That's what Waze said.
01:27Waze?
01:28Who's Waze?
01:29Do you know him better than me?
01:31Waze?
01:32This is him.
01:33You're right.
01:35Waze is not a human being.
01:38What is his name?
01:40Up.
01:41Up?
01:43Higher?
01:44You're high, right?
01:45You're the last person I talked to.
01:47You're addicts.
01:49Wait.
01:51Pete,
01:52let's leave this place.
01:53There's no point in talking to people here.
01:55What did you say?
02:12Hello, Ms. Maggie.
02:14Good afternoon.
02:15Hi.
02:16Are you the representative of Bestwater?
02:18Yes.
02:19My sister Magda is in Switzerland.
02:22So, as the vice president of Bestwater,
02:25I'm the first one to be invited here.
02:27Welcome.
02:29Welcome.
02:30Hi, girl.
02:32Good afternoon, Mr. Bung Kalai.
02:34I'm just an eddy boy.
02:37You're blooming now.
02:39Where's Pepito?
02:40He's not here yet?
02:43Just relax.
02:44The meeting will just start.
02:46How can I relax?
02:48He's the one who called for the meeting.
02:50He's the one who's not here.
02:51Let's talk to him.
02:53Let's talk to him.
02:54I don't want to talk to him.
02:56You guys,
02:57call your boss.
02:58Tell him that he's ashamed of us.
03:00Especially us.
03:01Yes, sir.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'll talk to him later.
03:07Call Patrick.
03:08Okay.
03:21What's up?
03:22What are we going to do?
03:23I don't know.
03:26Oh, no.
03:27I think his battery is discharged.
03:29He doesn't want to charge my phone.
03:31What are we going to do?
03:32I'll call my mechanic.
03:33No.
03:34I'll find something to do.
03:35Maybe there's a nearby tailor shop.
03:43Hello, sir.
03:44Yes, sir.
03:45Yes, sir.
03:46Yes, sir.
03:47Yes, sir.
03:48Yes, sir.
03:49Yes, sir.
04:05You go ahead.
04:06Me?
04:07I don't want to.
04:17Hey.
04:18Follow me.
04:37Hey.
04:38Hey.
04:39Hey.
04:49Ah!
04:50Hey.
04:51Adicts.
04:52You're good at karate.
04:53Oh, no.
04:54We're not good at karate.
04:55We're not addicts.
04:56We were wrong.
04:57Yes, sir.
04:58My car is outside.
04:59We're waiting for your neighbors who are drunk.
05:02What?
05:03I don't care.
05:04What?
05:05I'll just charge my phone.
05:06That's why I want to come here.
05:08It's an emergency.
05:09Please.
05:10Please.
05:12Oh, I'm Pepito.
05:14Pepito Manaloto.
05:16Yes.
05:17Yes.
05:19Are you the one who won the lottery?
05:21Yes, that's me.
05:23This is Patrick, my friend.
05:25Show me your ID.
05:26Huh?
05:26ID.
05:30That's Patrick.
05:33Is he your friend?
05:34Yes, he's my friend.
05:36He's kind.
05:37Really?
05:38Yes.
05:39He's kind?
05:40Yes.
05:42He doesn't look like it.
05:43Come in.
05:47Wow, you're really something.
05:53Thank you, Mr.
05:54Leo, Leo.
05:55Oh, Mr. Leo.
05:57You like to collect antiques, right?
06:00Antiques?
06:01Yes.
06:02No, those are my things.
06:04Pitch,
06:06this even fits on your table.
06:08Does this still work?
06:10Yes, it does.
06:11You know, my favorite thing is the plaque of the French Senate.
06:15Really?
06:16Do you have one?
06:17Me?
06:18Yes, I have one.
06:19But it's broken.
06:20It's hard to find a replacement.
06:22I can't use it anymore.
06:24Hey.
06:27What's this?
06:29These are my things.
06:30I made this.
06:31This is a hard puppet.
06:32And this is a mouth puppet.
06:34Mouth puppet?
06:35Yes, it's like this.
06:36Okay, put it on.
06:37Put it on.
06:38There.
06:40Okay.
06:41Like this?
06:42Like this.
06:43There.
06:45Hey, guys.
06:46I'm your friend.
06:48I'm ready to help you.
06:50Wait.
06:51Your voice is different, Pitch.
06:53It's not my voice.
06:54It's his voice.
06:56Hey, your mouth doesn't fit.
06:58Oh, my.
06:59My friend is crazy.
07:02No, he's a ventriloquist.
07:04He moves this,
07:06then he speaks at the same time.
07:07That's why I'm speaking.
07:09Oh, that's great.
07:10We have one here.
07:11Yes.
07:12Yes.
07:14Do you accept orders like this?
07:17What do you mean?
07:18Nothing.
07:19It's funny.
07:21How much is this?
07:2212,000 pesos only.
07:23Oh, is that so?
07:24Okay.
07:25I'll get it now.
07:27Okay.
07:32Oh, my.
07:34I only brought 10,000 pesos.
07:36Is it okay if I bring the rest to your e-wallet?
07:39E-wallet?
07:40What's that?
07:41E-wallet.
07:42It's like a cell phone password.
07:44But instead of a password,
07:46it's money.
07:47Oh, my.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:49You know that I never have a cell phone.
07:53That's all.
07:56Oh,
07:58where's Manolo?
08:00If he's not here yet,
08:01in five,
08:02no, last two minutes,
08:04we'll leave.
08:06Please excuse us, Mr. Carlos.
08:08We still have to go somewhere.
08:11What about the meeting?
08:13Don't worry.
08:14I know the agenda for today.
08:15So,
08:16we can continue the meeting.
08:18I didn't know that.
08:20She can do it.
08:21You're too relaxed.
08:22If you're relaxed now,
08:23it'll be too hot.
08:25Let's go.
08:26Let's go.
08:27Come on.
08:28Let's go.
08:29Okay.
08:30You guys go ahead.
08:31I'll call Ms. Elsa.
08:32Okay.
08:33Go ahead.
08:34Okay.
08:35Hello.
08:36Where are you?
08:37We got hit by a car.
08:38What?
08:39But are you okay?
08:41Yes, we're okay.
08:42Just
08:44let us come here.
08:45Then,
08:46I'll send you money
08:47to pay the mechanic.
08:49Okay.
08:50Just text me the address.
08:51And,
08:52what?
08:54You don't have a cell phone?
08:57Son,
08:58please write it here.
08:59Don't put it on the list.
09:00Okay.
09:01Wait.
09:02Give it to me.
09:03Give it to me.
09:06Yes.
09:08Okay.
09:09Just wait.
09:11Bye.
09:13What happened, Mom?
09:14The car broke down.
09:16Follow your dad.
09:17I'll just change.
09:18Okay.
09:20Sorry.
09:21Bebito!
09:22I'm so glad you could join us.
09:23Yes, I'm really sorry.
09:25We broke down
09:26and I had to follow my son.
09:28That's right.
09:29Manolo got hit again.
09:32No, he didn't get hit.
09:33I called him
09:34but his cell phone was switched off.
09:36Oh no,
09:37what an invention.
09:38We broke down again.
09:40It's okay.
09:41Ms. Maggie helped you.
09:45It's no problem.
09:46Janice and Mara helped me.
09:49And,
09:50it's just a breakout session.
09:52Okay, everyone.
09:53Go ahead and meet
09:54with your committees.
09:55Okay?
09:57Okay.
09:58We broke down again.
10:00Hey!
10:04Excuse me.
10:05I have a call.
10:06Okay.
10:13It's not a house show.
10:15It's not a house show.
10:17I'll take care of you.
10:19This is what you'll do.
10:21Just put it there.
10:22I'll take care of it.
10:24Yes.
10:26Okay.
10:31Okay.
10:34Janice,
10:35what's a house show?
10:37I don't know.
10:39It's like
10:41a scam.
10:42It's like
10:45a scam.
10:46That's it.
10:47Huh?
10:48You don't get it?
10:49No.
10:51It's like
10:53it's like your job.
10:57I get it.
10:58I get it now.
10:59It's true.
11:00Yes.
11:02I just thought
11:03about the presentation
11:04of the achievements
11:05of each of us.
11:06Can someone from another company
11:08present it?
11:10That's good.
11:11For once,
11:12you thought about it properly.
11:13But, do you know what's better?
11:15You'll be the one to vote
11:17and say all of my achievements.
11:20That,
11:21I will enjoy.
11:22Tremendous.
11:24Can I make a request?
11:25Can I introduce anyone?
11:27I don't want to.
11:28Let's do this.
11:30For fairness,
11:31let's vote.
11:33I'm okay with that.
11:34Yes.
11:35And for a system,
11:36let's just follow
11:37the outline we made.
11:39I already framed it here.
11:42Yes.
11:43What is that?
11:44Oh, sorry.
11:45This is
11:46a mouth puppet.
11:48Mouth puppet?
11:49Yes.
11:51It's coming out.
11:52Are you a kid?
11:53No.
11:54It's not for me.
11:55It's for my daughter, Clarissa.
11:56Because she has projects at school.
11:58Sometimes, she needs a gimmick
11:59for her props.
12:00I thought of this.
12:01It's funny.
12:03I think that's a great idea.
12:06Instead of
12:08doing serious speeches,
12:11let's just do
12:12something funny.
12:14Yes.
12:15And we have our own gimmicks.
12:16Right?
12:17You're right.
12:18We don't always love our events.
12:21It's always like that.
12:23It's boring.
12:24That's right.
12:26So,
12:27on that note,
12:28be prepared
12:29for what I'm going to do.
12:31Malaproduction number.
12:33Make sure you're all there.
12:35Yes.
12:38Mr. Pipito,
12:40what are you going to do?
12:43I'm just going to do this.
12:45If you watch my production,
12:47you'll all be there.
12:48Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50Yes.
12:54How are you?
12:55Are you ready?
12:56I'm ready.
12:57There you go.
12:58Hey,
12:59I'm ready.
13:00Baby Mommy is ready.
13:02Oh, I forgot.
13:03Happy birthday.
13:04Thank you, sir.
13:05But,
13:06I might be running late
13:07because
13:09I have to go to the office.
13:11Is that a meeting?
13:12Why is it taking so long?
13:13No,
13:14we have a presentation
13:15on Wednesday.
13:17She needs a gimmick.
13:18So,
13:21I made this.
13:22I made it for Leo.
13:23It's a mouth puppet.
13:24What is that?
13:25A mouth puppet?
13:26No,
13:27it's like...
13:30Wait,
13:31try it.
13:34I'm just going to try it.
13:38Try it.
13:39Go get your mom.
13:40Okay.
13:44How are you going to use this?
13:47I don't know yet,
13:48but I'm practicing.
13:49Okay.
13:51You can do it.
13:52Just relax.
13:53Just relax.
13:54How are you?
13:55I'm okay.
13:58Do you want to say something to them?
13:59Yes.
14:00What is it?
14:02I promise
14:03that I won't say
14:05anything to them.
14:08What are you doing?
14:09I'm sorry, sir.
14:10I just want to feel your muscles.
14:12My muscles?
14:13My muscles?
14:14Yes.
14:15What about my muscles?
14:17Hey,
14:18I'm hungry.
14:19Let's eat.
14:24Hey,
14:25look what I found.
14:26Hey!
14:27Durang-durang.
14:29Who is that?
14:30We were in high school.
14:32This is the most famous band in the world.
14:34Hey,
14:35no.
14:36Spandau Ballet is famous, right?
14:38Is that a band?
14:39Yes,
14:40but it's a punishment for durang-durang.
14:41Don't believe your dad.
14:43Spandau Ballet is better and more handsome
14:45than those durang-durang.
14:48Sir Patrick,
14:49you can't eat like that.
14:50Dad doesn't have a turntable.
14:51He's fixing it.
14:52That's why I brought it.
14:53I'll bring it to Mr. Leo.
14:54Who is that?
14:55We saw him yesterday.
14:57He broke it.
14:58Mr. Leo has a turntable.
15:00Hey,
15:01you should go back to work
15:03so you can listen to that durang-durang.
15:06Don't talk.
15:07It smells like durang-durang.
15:10Oh,
15:11I see.
15:13Bitch.
15:15Baby,
15:16stand up.
15:17You might get durang-durang.
15:19So,
15:20do we need to help Sir
15:22in his presentation?
15:24Do you have any suggestions?
15:26What is his presentation about anyway?
15:30Is he going to introduce
15:31another boss
15:32who is a member of
15:33the Philippine Water Association?
15:35The one he picked,
15:36Mr. Bung Kalan.
15:37The one from
15:38Tubig Bukal Corporation?
15:40Then let's compete with him.
15:43You,
15:44you should destroy him.
15:46You should destroy him.
15:48Hey,
15:49that association
15:50belongs to the water companies.
15:52Everyone is there.
15:53So,
15:54you should promote each one of them.
15:56You will be promoted.
15:57It's better if you say so.
15:58Wait,
15:59what do we know
16:00about Mr. Bung Kalan?
16:02Is he the one with a turntable?
16:04Yes,
16:05that's him.
16:06Why?
16:07His staff,
16:08whenever we go to the expo,
16:10they complain a lot.
16:12They say
16:13that their boss is picking on them.
16:15Maybe,
16:16they have a lot of projects.
16:18No,
16:19their boss loves
16:21to go to the casino.
16:22And whenever that happens,
16:24that's where they have meetings.
16:26Casino?
16:28You,
16:29maybe that's just a coincidence.
16:31But what's the story?
16:33Oh my,
16:34he said that he's good at gambling.
16:36Sometimes,
16:37he can get up to half a million
16:38per night.
16:40500,000?
16:41Yes.
16:42Oh my,
16:43that's a lot of money.
16:47Well,
16:48if it's his money,
16:49he can do whatever he wants with it.
16:52Maybe,
16:53it's just a gossip.
16:54There's no time to waste.
16:56Here,
16:57I have a suggestion.
16:59Okay.
17:01To make our life easier,
17:04let's ruin Mr. Bung Kalan.
17:08Yes.
17:13Just put it there.
17:14Just put it there.
17:15Put it there.
17:16Just put it there.
17:17Just put it there.
17:19Ali Perla,
17:20again.
17:21Mang Leo's not here.
17:22He left.
17:23He's not here?
17:24Wait.
17:26You're the one
17:27who was here yesterday.
17:31That's him.
17:32No.
17:33Maybe,
17:34he's my accomplice.
17:36Are you looking for us?
17:38That's you.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43I'm just hungry.
17:45And I'm dizzy.
17:46You know,
17:47we don't have that.
17:49I'm hungry.
17:51Just,
17:52eat first.
17:54Here,
17:55eat.
17:56Eat.
17:57Eat.
17:59Eat.
18:00Eat.
18:01Eat.
18:02Eat.
18:03Eat.
18:04Eat.
18:05Eat.
18:06Eat.
18:07Eat.
18:08Eat.
18:09Eat.
18:10Eat.
18:15Wait.
18:16It's like a big fish.
18:21It's like a big glass.
18:23Why?
18:24Can you do it?
18:25I don't think so.
18:26Did I say something?
18:32This is strong.
18:33Yes.
18:36He can do it.
18:42He can do it.
18:44It's the last one.
18:45It's the last one.
18:46Wait.
18:47I'm dizzy.
18:48Can I take a nap here?
18:50Where is it?
18:51Maybe,
18:52I'll catch a mosquito.
18:53No.
18:54Are you sure?
18:55Yes.
18:56There.
18:57It's a mosquito.
19:00It's okay.
19:03Happy birthday
19:05to you.
19:07Happy birthday
19:08to you.
19:11It's my birthday.
19:13It's my birthday.
19:14Wish, wish.
19:17Yeah!
19:20Thank you, everybody.
19:22Guys.
19:23Son.
19:24I don't want to get cold.
19:27Here.
19:28Here.
19:29Thank you, ma'am.
19:30Yes.
19:33Wait.
19:34Can't we finish the ice?
19:35No, ma'am.
19:36I bought two packs of ice
19:37at the store.
19:39Yes.
19:40Happy birthday to you.
19:42You're so advanced.
19:44Let's eat.
19:45Let's eat.
19:47Hi there.
19:49Hello.
19:50Happy birthday, baby.
19:52I brought a special
19:53peachy peachy.
19:55Wow.
19:56Thank you, Tommy.
19:57Is this a menu?
19:58Of course.
19:59Wow.
20:01You're so kind.
20:02Thank you so much.
20:03It's your birthday today.
20:05That's why I have to be nice to you.
20:08She came to me for 1,000 pesos.
20:09She bought a gift for you.
20:10What?
20:11I think
20:12her gift came from you too.
20:15You guys.
20:16It's the thought that counts.
20:18Oh, baby.
20:20I have a gift too.
20:23Here.
20:24It's a leche flan.
20:25Wow.
20:27Thank you, ma'am.
20:28She agreed.
20:29That's why she made
20:30four leche flans
20:31for your birthday.
20:32Check.
20:34Here.
20:35When this is finished,
20:36wash it well.
20:38Also,
20:39don't throw away
20:40the leftover food
20:41because it will be taken out.
20:44Mimi's face is so thick.
20:47No, no.
20:48She's so good
20:49because she came up with that.
20:52Sorry.
20:53You're so smart.
20:55I know.
20:56She's not smart.
20:57She's wise.
21:00It's good that we're eating.
21:01Let's go.
21:02Let's go, baby.
21:03Let's go to the juice bar.
21:06Oh,
21:07why are you guys alone?
21:08I thought Patrick would come.
21:09Sir,
21:10he can't come.
21:11Huh?
21:12He was drunk last night.
21:13He was stopped by the guys
21:15who were there.
21:16He can't refuse.
21:18Your husband is a fool.
21:19Why did you say that?
21:20If he can't do it,
21:21don't let him drink.
21:23Mr. Petito.
21:24Hey.
21:25I just want to ask you.
21:27Did you prepare
21:28your presentation for me?
21:30Oh, yes.
21:31I really practiced.
21:32Your presentation
21:33is really good.
21:35You practiced?
21:36Yes.
21:37You're going to use
21:38your puppet, Panis.
21:40Don't say that.
21:41Mr. Petito might get nervous.
21:43Do you know who's lucky?
21:45Maggie is lucky
21:47because
21:48Toits
21:49will introduce me
21:50to all of her presentations.
21:52Okay, okay.
21:53You said it.
21:54How about you?
21:55What are you going to do later?
21:57Mine is simple.
21:58I didn't have time to prepare.
22:00I went home early this morning.
22:01Oh.
22:02You know,
22:03we talked a lot.
22:04You're always overtime.
22:06Okay.
22:09Wait.
22:10I'll just answer this.
22:11Okay.
22:14If that's the case,
22:16I'll apologize first.
22:18Because,
22:21I have to practice.
22:22I have to rehearse
22:23my tremendous
22:24presentation later.
22:26I have to dance.
22:31Mom, I don't have medicine.
22:33Yes, you do.
22:34But it's expired.
22:36Let's go buy some.
22:39Baby.
22:41Baby.
22:43Why?
22:45Tell Robert
22:46to buy some medicine.
22:48Mom, I'm sorry.
22:50It's because
22:51Robert has been
22:52coughing all day.
22:53And now,
22:54he can't get up.
22:55He's not being able to
22:56drive anymore.
22:57Maria,
22:58how are you?
22:59The same.
23:01Ouch.
23:02What happened?
23:03The food next door is broken.
23:06Oh no.
23:07We all have bad feelings.
23:10Did you make us eat
23:11something bad?
23:14No.
23:16All of the food
23:17was newly cooked.
23:19The only thing that wasn't cooked
23:20was the
23:22spicy leche flan.
23:24Hey, it's good
23:25that I made leche flan.
23:27But it's so big.
23:29Maybe it's because
23:30of the leche flan.
23:33Of course not.
23:34You can taste it
23:35if it's broken, right?
23:37Did you taste anything weird?
23:39No, right?
23:40Don't you have medicine?
23:43It's expired.
23:44That's why we're going to buy more.
23:46But no one will buy it.
23:48I'll buy it.
23:50Okay, Berta.
23:51We'll buy it, Berta.
23:54It's for all of us.
23:57Elsa.
23:58Elsa.
24:00Do you have extra money?
24:02Why?
24:03Do you have something to buy?
24:04No.
24:05I'm going to borrow money.
24:12What's the problem?
24:13I'm sorry.
24:14I stepped on it earlier.
24:15It's white now.
24:16Your car might get damaged.
24:18Is that so?
24:19How can I go to Mang Leo?
24:21Just walk there
24:22and walk.
24:24Okay, thank you.
24:34Why does this medicine
24:35seem to have no effect?
24:37Me too.
24:38My stomach is still cold.
24:40Is my stomach still aching?
24:42This leche flan
24:43is making us sick.
24:45Of course not.
24:46It's possible that
24:47your leche flan has a problem.
24:49They don't have leche flan.
24:51What do you mean?
24:52Maybe that's the problem.
24:54That's enough.
24:55Tommy.
24:56Mimi.
24:58Let's go.
24:59Let's go to the hospital.
25:01Let's go.
25:02You drive.
25:04Okay.
25:05Let's go.
25:13What do you need?
25:14I have a record.
25:16I want you to play it
25:17on your turntable.
25:18I'll check if it's still okay.
25:20What's that record?
25:22This one.
25:24Duran Duran.
25:25That's the famous band
25:27of the 80s.
25:28Duran Duran?
25:29I don't know them.
25:30Are they good?
25:31Yes, they're good.
25:33I don't think they know
25:34how to dye their hair.
25:36That was popular back then.
25:38They put toothpaste
25:40on their bangs
25:41to dye their hair.
25:43You know, back then,
25:45to keep their hair from moving,
25:47they put pomade.
25:49But that was used by men.
25:51Women
25:53use beer.
25:55Wait.
25:56I think you're falling asleep.
25:58No, I'm not.
25:59What do you want?
26:01Let's play it.
26:02Okay.
26:04You know,
26:05this pono
26:06is my gift to my wife.
26:08You know, our theme song
26:10is Frank Sinatra's Blue Moon.
26:12My wife loves it.
26:16Where's your wife?
26:18She's pretty.
26:20I can't believe it.
26:22Coliform bacteria?
26:30I'm telling you.
26:50No.
27:04One, two, one, two.
27:05Check mic test, mic test.
27:10Pepito,
27:11are you going to run
27:12your whole presentation?
27:17Okay, got it.
27:18Jerome?
27:20Jerome,
27:21it's your turn.
27:24Manolo,
27:26are you ready?
27:27Yes.
27:28This is just an addition
27:29so that the presentation
27:30will be better later.
27:32Drink up.
27:33Hey,
27:34no drinking.
27:35What?
27:36She said no drinking.
27:37This is just ice tea.
27:38This is just ice tea.
27:40Really?
27:41Yeah.
27:42Besides,
27:44am I going to let this go?
27:46She's going to introduce my friend.
27:48That's right.
27:49Right?
27:50Pepito,
27:51your presentation is beautiful.
27:53You know,
27:54there are a lot of issues
27:55that are spreading about me.
27:57Is there?
27:58I don't think you know.
27:59Don't ask.
28:00Let's just cheers.
28:01Cheers!
28:03Wait, wait.
28:08Is it good?
28:09Is it good?
28:10Yes.
28:11See, I told you.
28:13One more.
28:14So that
28:15you'll feel better.
28:16Right?
28:17Cheers!
28:18Cheers!
28:19Cheers!
28:20Right?
28:24Are you ready?
28:26Always
28:28ready.
28:29Finally.
28:31Music, please.
28:32Music, please.
28:44Put your hands together like this.
28:51I'm tired.
28:54Maria.
28:55Yes?
28:56Get some water for them.
29:03What did we eat?
29:05Maybe it's not the juice.
29:07Why are you boiling the juice?
29:09No.
29:10The juice and the water
29:12came from the PNM mineral.
29:14It's clean.
29:15That's right.
29:16I hope someone complained.
29:18No.
29:20Maybe it's not the ice.
29:23Can't we finish the ice?
29:25I didn't buy two packets
29:27from the store.
29:29Mom,
29:30I'm warning you.
29:31You're thinking too much.
29:33Maria.
29:35Where did the ice come from?
29:37From my kitchen.
29:39Hey!
29:40Answer me properly.
29:41The ice,
29:43where did it come from?
29:44From our freezer
29:45or did you buy it from the store?
29:48Oh,
29:49I bought it from the store.
29:51Let me see.
29:57Yuck.
30:01Yuck!
30:04Huh?
30:05Okay,
30:06take care.
30:08Okay, bye.
30:10Mara.
30:11Yes?
30:12Get me more ice.
30:13But don't put more ice
30:14or I might break it.
30:16Sir, why did you break it?
30:18Elsa called.
30:20They said it's broken.
30:22They went to the hospital.
30:24Maria bought ice
30:26and it's dirty.
30:28But it's okay.
30:30Sir,
30:31are you okay?
30:32Do you want coffee?
30:33No, no.
30:34I'm still busy with the coffee.
30:36Get me more ice.
30:37I already ordered, sir.
30:39Okay.
30:40Just relax, sir.
30:41Okay.
30:43Look at that.
30:44We heard it right.
30:46He already lost
30:47half a million pesos.
30:49That's why he's already rich.
30:51What is he talking about?
30:53He said he bought
30:55a cheap cell phone.
30:57He's importing it to other companies.
31:01He's so smart.
31:02Sir,
31:04it's your turn.
31:05Are you ready?
31:07Wait.
31:14I'm ready.
31:22Is Popito drunk?
31:27Yes.
31:35Just relax.
31:36Are you okay?
31:37I'm okay.
31:40This is Jerome Carlos.
31:42He's our friend.
31:45Jerome.
31:46Jerome Carlos.
31:47You look like
31:48Carlos Yulo.
31:49Yes.
31:50Yes.
31:51But we're good.
31:53I'm good at
31:54beating people.
31:57But
31:58you're not the one
31:59I'm going to introduce today.
32:00The one we're going to introduce
32:01is
32:03Eddie Boy Boncala.
32:05Yes.
32:06Eddie Boy, my boy.
32:07Let's make him go crazy.
32:08My boy.
32:11Jerome,
32:12what can you say
32:13about
32:14Eddie Boy?
32:16Eddie Boy,
32:18aside from being funny,
32:19he's
32:20pathetic.
32:22Pathetic?
32:24How pathetic?
32:25Ha!
32:26You know that
32:27Eddie Boy, my boy.
32:28He doesn't stop
32:29going to the casino
32:31even if he loses
32:32half a million pesos.
32:35Really?
32:37Eddie Boy, my boy.
32:38Ha!
32:39How are you?
32:40Or should I say
32:41how shall are you?
32:43How shall
32:44the carabao?
32:45How shall?
32:46Wait.
32:47What
32:48how shall?
32:49Ha!
32:50That's his issue now.
32:51Don't you know?
32:52He always loses
32:53in the casino
32:54so
32:55that's how
32:56he tries to
32:57capitalize his work.
32:58Ah!
32:59Really?
33:00How shall?
33:01How shall?
33:02How shall?
33:03How shall?
33:04How shall?
33:06How shall?
33:07How shall?
33:08How shall?
33:09How shall?
33:12Wait.
33:13What capitalizing?
33:14That's his issue now.
33:15Don't you know?
33:16He always loses
33:17to the casino
33:18so that's how
33:19he tries to
33:20capitalize his work.
33:21How shall?
33:22How shall?
33:23Shut up, shut up!
33:25That's enough, that's enough!
33:26It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
33:29Pito, well done, well done.
33:31You did a good job.
33:32You made my issues a comedy.
33:39And it's a roast, by the way.
33:43You're really good, Pito, right?
33:45You know what?
33:46I think since we know each other so well,
33:48it's okay to talk about our issues.
33:51We can correct each other's mistakes.
33:54You all heard that, right?
33:56Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause to Pito.
34:02You're so good, Pito.
34:04You're so good, Pito.
34:05Pito is better than you.
34:12Thank you, thank you.
34:13Nowadays, there are fewer cleaners.
34:15Not only in the trash can,
34:17but there are more trash on social media.
34:20A lot of people are mistaken
34:22that gossip is a bad thing.
34:24Things that should not be known by others
34:27are still being vulgarized.
34:29Sometimes, people think that they're both important.
34:33I hope we learn to understand
34:35what their differences are.
34:36Personal things should be our own.
34:39And if we don't want to talk about others,
34:42let's just try to be right
34:44in our thoughts, words, and actions.
34:51Thank you, thank you.
34:54Pito.
34:55Yes, Jerome.
34:57It's my turn.
34:58What?
35:00I'm the one you roasted.
35:03Wait, what can I say about you?
35:06Tell them that I'm proud of myself.
35:11Really?
35:12Is that so?
35:13Yes.
35:14But even so,
35:15even though I'm proud of myself,
35:17I envy you.
35:19Me?
35:20You're jealous of me.
35:22Why are you jealous of me?
35:24Because you're more handsome than me.
35:27Really?
35:33You're welcome.
35:35You're saying I'm handsome?
35:37You don't want to shake hands?
35:38Go ahead and shake hands.
35:39Go ahead and shake hands.
35:40I don't want to.
35:41Go ahead.
35:42I don't want to.
35:43Go ahead.
35:45Okay, fine.
35:47Go ahead.
35:49Go ahead.
35:50Go ahead.
35:54You're handsome.
36:00I don't know how to shake hands.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:03We're just kidding.
36:05I'm not.
36:07I'm not.
36:08I'm not.
36:09I'm not.
36:10I'm not.
36:11I'm not.
36:12I'm not.
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36:14I'm not.
36:15I'm not.
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36:20I'm not.
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36:47I'm not.