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00:00is leon buffy the vampire slayer the power of the slayer and all who wield it last to ancient first
00:06we invoke thee because mind and heart and spirit join spirit spirit animus heart surface mind
00:17and manus the hand you could never hope to grasp the source of our power
00:47so
01:17so are you sure you'll be all right because i can be there in the morning it's just a debriefing
01:36they're not going to make me disappear and they're not pinning anything on me
01:40i got graham and a lot of the guys testifying i'm the reason they're alive i might actually
01:45get out of this with an honorable discharge in return for your silence no doubt oh yeah
01:50having the inside scoop on the administration's own bay of mutated pigs is definitely an advantage
01:56it's like you're blackmailing the government
02:00in a patriotic way i'll call you when it's over
02:04dinner is served and my very own recipe oh you push the button on the microwave that says
02:14popcorn actually i pushed a frost but uh choice was there in the clinch
02:19will you guys have fun tonight it was very nice meeting you it was nice meeting you finally
02:26do you notice how pointedly i said finally no
02:34let the vid fest begin you sure you weren't doing this no you guys have your fun i'm tired
02:44i can't believe you're not exhausted have you even slept since still feel a little bit too wired
02:49don't think i could sleep well we got plenty of vid and i'm putting in a preemptive bid for
02:55apocalypse now huh did she get anything less part of darknessy apocalypse now is a gay romp
03:02it's a feel-good movie of whatever year it was what else don't worry got plenty of chicken
03:08british guy flicks too these puppies should like to be in a movie and i'm sure they will
03:14don't worry got plenty of chicken british guy flicks too
03:18these puppies should last us all night
03:43you
04:14i think it's strange
04:17i mean i think i should worry that we haven't found her name who miss kitty
04:30you think she let us know her name by now she will she's not all grown yet you're not worried
04:39i never worried here i'm safe here you don't know everything about me
04:51have you told me your real name
04:55oh you know that
05:05they will find out you know
05:09i don't have time to think about that you know i have all this homework to finish
05:25are you gonna finish in time for class i can be late but you've never taken drama before
05:35you might miss something important
05:40i don't want to leave here
05:47why not
05:58it's so bright
06:05there's something out there
06:09oh
06:24hey hey guys i heard you're taking drama uh-huh it's a tough course you took it
06:31oh i've been here forever it's what you've been doing doing spells
06:37she does spells with tara i heard about that
06:44i'm gonna be late
06:47sometimes i think about two women doing a spell and then i do a spell by myself
07:07so
07:15isn't this exciting our first production i can't wait till our scene i love you
07:20oh don't step on my cues production oh my god the place is packed everybody's here
07:30your whole family's in the front row and they look really angry there's a production
07:34oh somebody's got stage fright isn't this the first class
07:40well you showed up later you'd have a better part i'm cowboy guy
07:46your costume is perfect nobody's gonna know the truth you know about you
07:51costume you're already in character i should have done that
07:56but how come there's i mean i was given to understand that a drama class would have you know
08:06drama class we haven't even rehearsed well maybe some people haven't i showed up on time so i got
08:13to be cowboy guy i just think it's really early to be putting on a play and i don't even know what
08:22this isn't madam butterfly is it because i have a whole problem with opera all right everyone
08:28pay attention in just a few moments that curtain is going to open on our very first production
08:35now everyone that willow's ever met is out in that audience including all of us
08:40that means we have to be perfect stay in character remember your lines and energy energy energy
08:46especially the musical numbers it's not about behaving it's about hiding the audience wants
08:53to find you strip you naked and eat you alive so hide stop that now costumes sets um the things
09:01that you uh you know uh you um you hold them you touch them uh use them um props no props yes it's
09:09all about subterfuge that's very annoying now go on out there lie like dogs and have a wonderful
09:16time if we can stay in focus keep our heads and if willow can stop stepping on everyone's queues
09:21i know this will be the best production of death of a salesman we've ever done
09:25stop it good luck everyone break a leg
09:36yeah
09:51i've made a little space for the cheese slices
10:06so
10:28things aren't going very well no this drama class is just
10:34i think they're really not doing things in the proper way and now i'm in a play and my
10:38whole family's out there and why is there a cowboy in death of a salesman anyway
10:44you don't understand yet do you
10:49is there something following me yes
10:56what what should i do the play's gonna start soon and i don't even know my lines
11:02please already started that's not the point
11:11why hello little lady can i hold those milk pails for you why thank you but they're not very heavy
11:21why have you come to our lonely small town which has no post office and very few exports
11:29i've come looking for a man
11:33a salesman everyone's starting to wonder about you the real you if they find out
11:42they'll punish you i i can't help you with that
11:46oh what should i what's after me is it something i i was supposed to do what was i supposed to
12:03but what else could i expect from a bunch of low rent no account hoodlums like you
12:08hoodlums yes i mean you and your friends your whole sex throw them in the sea for all i care
12:14throw them in and wait for the bubbles men with your groping and spitting all groin no
12:19brain three billion air passing around the same worn out urge men with your sales
12:33tara
12:33ah
12:49will
12:53come on
12:57stay low
12:59what did it look like i don't know i don't know what's after me you must have done something
13:09no i never do anything i'm very seldom naughty i just came to class and and the play was starting
13:19the play is long over why are you still in costume okay still having to explain
13:26this is just my outfit willow everybody already knows take it off
13:34no i need it oh for god's sake just take it off
13:42that's better it's much more realistic
13:47see is everybody very clear on this now
13:51oh
13:54oh my god it's like a tragedy
13:58i tried to warn you
14:02it's exactly like a greek tragedy there should only be greeks
14:11my book report this summer i read the lion the witch in the wardrobe
14:19oh who cares
14:27this book hat has many themes
14:36help me
14:48oh
15:02i'm awake i'm good did i miss anything nothing much at all really i heard some math scoring
15:14we gotta keep going man
15:18we gotta take that help
15:22damn this war i have to say i really feel apocalypse now is overrated
15:30no no it gets better man i remembered that it gets better
15:39oh my god
15:42what's happening my man
15:44cool what's her deal big faker oh i'm beginning to understand this now it's all about the journey
15:51isn't it well thanks for making me have to pee you don't need any help with that right i got a system
16:02hey hey joyce mrs summers we're not making too much noise down there are we
16:11oh no i'm not making too much noise
16:16i'm not making too much noise
16:20i'm not making too much noise
16:22hey joyce mrs summers we're not making too much noise down there are we
16:31oh no anyway they all left a while ago oh i should probably go catch up
16:39heard that before
16:42i move pretty fast you know a man's always after conquest
16:48i'm a conquistador
16:52you sure it isn't comfort
16:56i'm a confortador also
16:59i do know the difference i've learned about boys that's cool about you
17:11it's very late would you like to rest for a while
17:17um yeah i'd like you i'm just gonna go to the bathroom first don't get lost
17:48um
18:03okay i'm gonna find another bathroom
18:17so
18:30i didn't order any vampires
18:42that's not the way out
18:47so
19:03hey there you are
19:07are you sure it's us you were looking for
19:10you
19:14giles here is going to teach me to be a watcher he says i got the stuff
19:20spikes like a son to me well that's good i was into that for a while but i got other stuff going on
19:29um
19:39you gotta have something gotta be always moving forward
19:45like a shark like a shark with feet and much less fins and on land very good
19:54good
19:58buffy are you sure you want to play there
20:02it's a pretty big sandbox i'm okay it's not coming for me yet i just mean
20:12you can't protect yourself from some stuff i'm way ahead of you big brother brother
20:24so
20:31come on put your back into it a watcher scoffs at gravity
20:55me
21:12do you know where you're going
21:18i've been thinking about getting back into vengeance
21:20is that right well you know how i miss it i'm so at loose ends since i quit
21:26i think this is going to be a very big year for vengeance but isn't vengeance kind of vengeful
21:36you don't want me to have a hobby not a vengeance hobby no it's dangerous people can't do anything
21:43it's dangerous people can't do anything they want
21:47society has rules and borders and an end zone it doesn't matter
21:55do you mind i'm talking to my demon sorry we just think you're really interesting
22:05oh i'm going places i'm way ahead of you
22:14oh
22:18is that right
22:23watch this
22:30um
22:41do you want to come in the back with us
22:46oh go on
22:50i don't have to i'll be fine i think i figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically
22:59so
23:29so
23:39girls
23:59so
24:05i know what's up there
24:15these will not protect you
24:29oh
24:43giles
24:46sander what are you doing here what's after me it's because of what we did i know that
24:52uh what we did the others have gone on ahead i'll listen very carefully
25:00your life may depend on what i'm about to tell you you need
25:14what go where i don't understand
25:23sander
25:29honey i don't i can't hear you
25:37wait where are we going where hey let go
25:52so
26:10where are you from harris
26:14well the basement mostly
26:18were you born there
26:23possibly i walked by your guidance counselor's office one time
26:32a bunch of you were sitting there
26:39waiting to be shepherded
26:43i remember it smelled like dead flowers
26:49like decay
26:52and it hit me
26:56the hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch
27:04you know i never got the chance to tell you how glad i was you're eaten by a snake
27:16where are you heading
27:18well i'm supposed to meet tara and willow
27:25and possibly buffy's mom
27:33your time is running out
27:39you know i'm just trying to get away there's something i can't fight
27:47are you a soldier
27:51i'm a confortador
27:56you're neither
27:59you're a whipping boy raised by mongrels and set on a sacrificial stone
28:12i'm getting a cramp
28:18so
28:28giles it's here this is more serious than we thought
28:31giles i can fight anything right maybe we should slap
28:48so
28:55buffy
29:18so
29:33that's not the way out
29:39what the hell is wrong with you you won't come upstairs
29:43what are you ashamed of us your mother's crying her guts out you don't understand
29:54no you don't understand the line ends here with us and you're not gonna change that
30:05you haven't checked the heart
30:25you have to stop thinking
30:30let it wash over you
30:31you don't you think it's a little old-fashioned this is the way women and men have behaved since
30:38the beginning before time now look into the light
30:52come on come on
30:55yeah i'm gonna miss all the good stuff does she always want to train this badly
31:01it appears she's never heard the fable about patience which one is that the one with the
31:07fox and the um uh that's patient here i want you i want you yes go ahead i am a vampire
31:17buffy you have a sacred birthright to protect mankind
31:22and it's to catch your elbow
31:26i am a vampire you staked me i haven't got any trees for god's sake rupert go easy on the girl
31:37this is my business it's the blood of the lamb and all that
31:43how are you gonna get that all over your face
31:45i know you i know you
31:54hey come on
31:58you're gonna miss everything
32:07don't push me around you know i have a great deal to do
32:10i've hired myself out as an attraction
32:17side show freak well at least the showbiz
32:31what am i supposed to do with all of this you got to make up your mind ruse
32:35what are you wasting time for
32:39don't you figure it all out yet with your enormous squishy frontal lobe
32:46i still think buffy should have killed you
32:54i wear the cheese it does not wear me
32:58honestly you meet the most appalling sort of people
33:09oh
33:24i'm so sorry i'm late there's a great deal going on
33:28and all at once don't we know it only at death's door over here look at sandra
33:34got the sucking chest wound swinging i promised anya i'd be there for a big night
33:39now i'll probably be pushing up daisies in the sense of being in the ground
33:43underneath them and fertilizing the soil like decomposition
33:48okay a man walks into the office of a doctor he's wearing on his head um
33:56wait there's there's a there's a duck is that right you suck quiet you'll miss the humorous
34:03conclusion she's doing quite well do you know this is your fault we have to think
34:11of the facts willow i'm very busy i have a gig myself you know something's after us
34:19it's like some primal some animal force that used to be us don't get linear on me now
34:28man and then the duck tells the doctor that there's a man that's attached to my ass
34:38see it was the duck and not the man that spoke
34:45rupert we've got to focus you must have some kind of explanation
34:50if we don't know what we're fighting i don't think we stand a chance
34:55it's strange it's not like anything we've faced before
35:08of course
35:11the spell we cast with buffet must have released some primal evil that's come back seeking
35:22i'm not sure what willow looked through the chronicles for some reference to a warrior
35:32a beast
35:56no wait
36:02so
36:32well that was obvious
36:57with my intellect
37:02crippling with my thoughts
37:06of course you underestimate me you couldn't know you never had a watch
37:32so
37:42i'm not really in charge of these things
37:47please wake up oh please i need my beauty sleep so stop it okay
38:02so
38:07faith and i just made that bed
38:11for who
38:16i thought you were here to tell me
38:22the guys aren't here are they we were gonna hang out and watch movies you lost them
38:30no
38:33no i think they need me to find them
38:42it's so late oh that clock's completely wrong here
38:53i'm never gonna use those you think you know
38:59what's to come what you are you haven't even begun
39:12i think i need to go find the others
39:18be back before dawn
39:21oh
39:25have you seen my friends they wouldn't just disappear
39:37so
39:46mom oh hi honey why are you living in the walls oh sweetie no i'm fine here don't worry about me
39:58it looks dirty well it seems that way to you i made some lemonade and i'm learning how to play
40:06mahjong you go find your friends i think they might be in danger
40:17i'm sorry dear um a mouse is playing with my knees
40:23a mouse is playing with my knees i i really don't think you should live in there
40:30well you could probably break through the wall
40:43hey there killer riley you're back i never left
40:47how did the debriefing go i told you not to worry about that it went great it made me surgeon
40:56general why didn't you come and tell me we could have celebrated oh we're drawing up a plan for
41:07world domination the key element coffee makers that think
41:15world domination is that a good baby we're the government
41:23it's what we do she's uncomfortable with certain concepts it's understandable
41:30aggression is a natural human tendency though you and me come by it another way
41:38we're not demons is that a fact buffy we've got important work here a lot of filing giving things
41:47names what was yours before adam not a man among us can remember the demons have escaped
42:00please run for your lives this could be trouble we better make a fort i'll get some pillows
42:07so
42:16wait i have weapons
42:37so
43:07i thought you were looking for your friends okay killer that's the way you want it
43:20i guess you're on your own
43:37so
43:56um
44:07me
44:34i'm never gonna find them here
44:37Of course not. That's the reason you came.
44:47You're not in my dream.
44:50I was borrowed. Someone has to speak for her.
44:55Let her speak for herself. That's what's done in polite circles.
45:06Why do you follow me?
45:08I don't.
45:09Where are my friends?
45:12You're asking the wrong questions.
45:16Make her speak.
45:18I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death. The blood cry. The penetrating wound.
45:30I am destruction. Absolute. Alone.
45:37The Slayer?
45:41The First.
45:50I am not alone.
45:53The Slayer does not walk in this world.
45:59I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze.
46:05I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back.
46:09There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
46:17Now give me back my friends.
46:22No friends. Just a kill. We are alone.
46:35That's it. I'm waking up.
46:52It's over. We don't do this anymore.
47:18Enough!
47:44Are you quite finished?
47:47It's over, okay? I'm going to ignore you, and you're going to go away.
47:54You're really gonna have to get over the whole primal power thing.
48:01You're not the source of me.
48:06Also, in terms of hair care, you really want to say what kind of impression am I making in the workplace, because...
48:28The First Slayer.
48:31Not big with the socialization.
48:34Or the floss.
48:36Somehow our joining with Buffy and invoking the essence of the Slayer's power was an affront to the source of that power.
48:46You know, you could have brought that up to us before we did it.
48:50I did. I said there could be dire consequences.
48:52Yes, but you say that about chewing too fast.
48:56I'm guessing I missed some fun.
48:59The spirit of the First Slayer tried to kill us in our dreams.
49:05Oh, you want some hot chocolate?
49:07Yeah.
49:08Xander?
49:09Yes, what choice?
49:11Duh. Buffy's mom.
49:14Be my kitchen buddy again? Help me carry?
49:17Yes, sure. Buffy's mom.
49:21You know what?
49:23Yeah. I think I might jump in the shower.
49:28You seem a bit...
49:31A little.
49:34The First Slayer.
49:37I never really thought about it.
49:40It was intense.
49:43I guess you guys got a taste of that, huh?
49:46Yeah, from now on you keep your Slayer friends out of my dreams. Is that clear?
49:52She's not good for the sleepin'.
49:56Yeah.
49:58Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese.
50:03I don't know where the hell that came from.
50:24You think you know what's to come?
50:29What you are?
50:33You haven't even begun.
51:03Grr. Arrgh.
51:33You think you know what's to come?
51:35What you are?
51:37You haven't even begun.
51:39Grr. Arrgh.
51:41What you are?
51:43You haven't even begun.
51:45Grr. Arrgh.
51:47What you are?
51:49You haven't even begun.
51:51Grr. Arrgh.
51:53What you are?
51:55You haven't even begun.
51:57Grr. Arrgh.
51:59What you are?