McGee and Me! is an American television series by Focus On The Family from 1989-1995.
Each episode centers on Nicholas, his cartoon friend, McGee, and the moral lessons they learn as Nick grows up after moving to a new town.
Each episode centers on Nicholas, his cartoon friend, McGee, and the moral lessons they learn as Nick grows up after moving to a new town.
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:30And Jesus replied with an illustration a Jew going on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho was attacked by
01:51They stripped him of his clothes
02:00They stole his money
02:16They beat him up and left him lying half-dead beside the road
02:21By chance a priest came along and when he saw the man lying there he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by
02:38A temple assistant walked over and looked at him lying there
02:44But then went on
02:47A despised Samaritan came along a despised Samaritan came along
02:59And when he saw him he felt deep pity
03:03These are the Great Lakes now when you want to remember the Great Lakes just think of
03:18H-o-m-e-s homes now who can tell me what the H stands for Renee? What about you?
03:23Like you're on Lake Huron exactly t-minus 20 seconds and count and the O who knows what the O is Philip
03:31Ontario Ontario very t-minus seven seconds
03:47I'll pick them up first thing tomorrow and your textbooks do not have all the answers. So I hope you were paying attention today
03:55you're
03:58Dismissed
04:01Hey, Nick, I'm gonna board home see you tomorrow
04:13Want these bitch do
04:18He doesn't have any money, oh I can't
04:31I
04:43Was Derek picking on you
04:47Don't tell miss Harmon, but he's making me give him the answers to the geography quiz
04:54Figures I guess I can't handle big words like, Ohio
05:02I got it. If I don't you want to just give him all the wrong answers
05:06I mean, it's not like he's never flunked a test before
05:11You all right you got everything yeah
05:25If they don't find a babysitter
05:26They're gonna spend all of their time taking care of little Carol instead of enjoying the wedding
05:31But I can't mom
05:33Everybody's going minutes for golfing. I told you that promise Tina and Andy's even asked his mom to drive
05:39Look, I volunteer myself, but I've already promised to help out with the reception mom. Don't guilt me. Okay, what time is the wedding?
05:47two o'clock
05:49And I am NOT guilting you
05:52It's totally up to you
05:55But could you pass them up to me pass the milk what?
05:59Pass the milk, please
06:01I'll get it. I just think it would be a nice thing for you to do, but you make up your mind
06:07Call the Robinsons. That's all I ask. Come on, Sarah. Let's eat
06:19Stupid
06:25Please
06:34Geography quiz was pretty easy. I figured mrs. Harmon might give me extra credit for the neat map. I drew nice mess Nick
06:47What is the great continental divide Renee
06:51Dividing line in the Rockies where the river water flows east or west correct
06:56Mr. Kreider, I must say that of all the quiz papers yours was the most creative. Thank you
07:04Perhaps you'd share with the class your answer to question number seven. What is the state capital of Michigan Motown?
07:16Number eight, where are the Great Plains located?
07:21at the Green Airports
07:25Derek if you want to waste your time here, that's up to you
07:29But when you turn in a paper like this you cheat only yourself
07:35I'd like to see you after school. I
07:42Didn't think Philip would take my idea seriously
07:50I
07:54Okay, the basic idea is not to end up with a gross sandwich and being outdoors while they paint the cafeteria
08:00Makes it tough to sniff out the cream cheese on date nut bread
08:08What is this stuff
08:12Philip but guys can trade for how about a cream cheese on date nut bread? Yeah. No, thanks
08:21Here
08:23Hey Philip, I'm gonna go down to the airport and watch some Great Plains
08:27Think you're pretty funny, don't you? Hey give felt back his lunch
08:31Who's gonna make me Martin you?
08:34Look writer. We're all sick and tired of the way you're picking on everybody, right guys
08:43Jelly doughnuts, I wonder what flavor it is
08:50Enough raspberry my favorites anyone else want to donate to the cause
08:58Hey, dude, you can have your lunch bag
09:11The fun just started nerd
09:20And
09:23For the despised Samaritan killer and when he saw him he felt deep pity
09:32Kneeling beside him Samaritan soothed his wounds with medicine and bandaged them
09:38Then he put the man on his donkey
09:51He
10:03Walked along beside him
10:12Until they came to an end
10:21Oh there he nursed him through the night
10:30The next day he handed the innkeeper
10:33$220 bills and told him to take care of the man if his bills run higher than that
10:39He said I'll pay the difference next time. I'm here
10:44Now Jesus asked
10:46Which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the bandits victim
10:51The man replied the one who showed him some pity
10:55Then Jesus said yes now go and do the same
11:00What do I do against Derek and the goon platoon
11:04Do you can call Goliath breath out? That's what one one man to man. No, no victim the mugger
11:11Hmm I can see it now you get him against the ropes. He comes at you like a mack truck
11:15He swings you duck McGee. The guy is twice my size
11:20Besides, you know how mom and dad feel about fighting good point. I've got it challenged in there do well to a duel
11:27Plastic swords at high noon or 11 central whichever comes first a duel
11:32Yeah, I'm God take that you care for the underdog for mom and apple pie for season tickets to the opera
11:41Mm-hmm
11:43Cute McGee, so where do I dig up a suit of armor? Hey, that's it. I have found young solution. It's brilliant
11:51Oh, what now sumo wrestling? No, this will be so easy. You can just skate through it get it
11:58quick clowning
12:01Just hanging around
12:06Well
12:11I
12:14Can always count on McGee to be wrong, but this time it seemed like he'd really come up with a decent idea
12:25You're gonna be late who you waiting for I know it's special just Derek
12:31Looks like you've got your wish
12:33Hey Derek, I want to talk to you. Hey, why don't I just run ahead and tell the nurse to get off the bandages?
12:42Did you say wimp I
12:44Want to sell this thing between you and Philip? All right, you're on after school at the flagpole
12:50No, not a fight a race this Saturday
12:53Skateboards a skateboard and if you lose you lay off the Philip and what happens when you lose like I know you're gonna
13:00Hey, why don't you make him your slave? Yeah
13:05What he said for a week
13:11All right, you're on okay, you got it later bill you're dead meat man
13:19Bad news Nick
13:21You know what you're doing. Sure. I do I can beat him. No way
13:25I've seen you skate Derek won third place last year in the Tri-City finals. He'll smear you
13:33Great thanks again, Mickey. Well, how's I supposed to know you? Hey get out of my thoughts
13:40And where do you keep the graham crackers up here? Very funny
13:51Look your mom say didn't have to babysit. So if you don't want to don't don't let mom catch you working on the counter
13:57Hey, Nick, how's it going?
13:59Pretty good, I guess my brother Patrick told me about your big race pretty tough stuff. Are you up to it? Yeah, I hope
14:07Good luck. Thanks. I'm gonna need it
14:15You know, that's a cool thing your brother's doing not many people go out of the way to help somebody else
14:20Yeah, not many people
14:23Phillip was as worried as I was about the race, but at least we were in this thing together
14:29Got something for you
14:31What?
14:35It's for the race
14:41Thanks here hold it for me let's go, okay
14:52You
15:18Just stand your ground
15:23You know the choice
15:27You know what you feel inside you gotta do
15:32Listen to the boys
15:48But you can
15:50You gonna pass the test
16:06It's not what you get
16:13When you
16:15It's his love you feel
16:19You know the choice is yours, you know what you feel inside you gotta do
16:28Listen to the boys
16:40Cuz you're gonna make it
16:45If you give it your best you're gonna pass the test
16:53Man he's not bad better fix him fix him good. Sure
17:15This will be so easy you can just skate through it no way I've seen you skate you can call Goliath breath out
17:22That's what one-on-one man-to-man
17:45You know what you're doing sure I do I can beat him and what happens when you lose like I know you're gonna
18:03You're dead meat, man
18:05He'll smear you
18:10Lord I'm in trouble
18:13Maybe they're right
18:15Maybe I don't stand a chance. I
18:18Just thought this is what you wanted me to do. I
18:22Only wanted to help Philip
18:25Please Lord
18:27Help me to do my best
18:29You
18:42Get your programs peanuts popcorn pickles pinwheels cookies
18:47Okay, let's review the course
18:49Starting here you both board up to Elm then cut through the park
18:54Complete the troll of the killer worm top to bottom hit the rail shoot the ramp nail the cones
18:59Then haul down McKinley back to the playground first one across the finish line wins. Yeah. Yeah, let's get this turkey moving
19:07Stay on the course and don't try any shortcuts ready. Let's go to the starting
19:17On your mark ready to die
19:23Oh
19:39You're right something's up let's check it out
19:53You
20:15Do you see it?
20:17Yeah over there do you see any of these doors no not from here let's go check the switchback
20:36It's not what you get that makes it real
20:43When you lend a hand it's just love you
20:47you
20:49You know the choice is yours, you know
20:58Listen to the boys
21:10Cuz you're gonna make it
21:17Pass the test
21:30You're gonna make it
21:47Oh
21:49Oh
22:19It's your
22:49I
23:10Won this race let your mom forget to buy you glasses get lost Derek. We won that race you cheated
23:17Yeah, we saw you
23:47Going out of business
23:59Thanks anytime
24:08Oh, hi Nick, how did you win your race? Yeah, I started it good for you, you know, I said a prayer
24:14Really, of course, you're my brother. Oh, listen, do me a favor when mom and dad get home
24:19Tell them that I went to the Robinsons to babysit. Okay. Oh, wait, what happened to miniature golf? Oh that I
24:26Decided well, you know, it's like it can't hurt to give a little once in a while, right?
24:32Right got a run on congratulations champ
24:38Thanks
24:44Oh
24:49Right, all right my turn
24:54Champion huh stand back and let a true professional show you how it's really
25:15Okay, first you fall down and hurt your head I got that now what's my next lesson
25:21Very funny now help me find my teeth
25:44I
26:44I
27:14You