McGee and Me! is an American television series by Focus On The Family from 1989-1995.
Each episode centers on Nicholas, his cartoon friend, McGee, and the moral lessons they learn as Nick grows up after moving to a new town.
Each episode centers on Nicholas, his cartoon friend, McGee, and the moral lessons they learn as Nick grows up after moving to a new town.
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00:30You
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01:30And
01:35Noticing that all who came to the dinner were trying to sit near the head of the table. He gave them this advice
01:43If you are invited to a wedding, please don't always head for the best seat
02:01Oh
02:12Someone more respected than you shows up the host will bring him over to where you are sitting and say
02:18Let this man sit here instead here and you embarrassed
02:23We'll have to take whatever seat is left at the foot of the table
02:30You
02:33Do this instead
02:35Start at the foot of the table and when your host sees you he will come and say friend
02:40We have a better place than this for you
02:43Thus you will be honored in front of all the other guests
02:46For everyone who tries to honor himself shall be humbled and he who humbles himself shall be honored
02:54You
02:57Every Monday after school we gather around the TV soak up some real first-class entertain
03:23Oh
03:27That doesn't taste as bad as it smells
03:45Hey, nice effort keep it to yourself. Hey, anyway, let's find out who's next week's contestants are Ashina. You got the cards
03:53All right from Ashcroft. We have Amy Packard and from Eastfield Nicholas Martin
04:09Yeah, for those of you who think this show ain't art take a look at this
04:14One of the reasons we chose old Nicholas
04:16Because this drawing
04:20Until next time this is Bill Banner saying to each and every one of you trash heads make like a fly and buzz off
04:32Lord we also thank you for this opportunity for Nicholas in Christ's name
04:37We ask your blessing upon these things and upon the food. We're about to eat. Amen
04:42Oh
04:44What are you gonna wear forget the clothes what's my share of the prize money nothing
04:51Nothing. I don't think they're gonna let you do that on TV
04:55If you win a telephone, can I have it? Hello telephone? What about a trip to Hawaii?
05:00Hawaii, I'm fine. Thank you. How are you?
05:05830 you'll be fine. Thank you
05:12Who is it? It's the counseling center
05:16They took a look at my resume. I have an interview. That's terrific. All right
05:21I bet they'll be glad to get somebody with your experience again. Oh, thanks mom. I hope so
05:41Oh
05:50So
05:55Sure, what's a wombat? It's kind of like Nicholas to get here in your limo. Oh
06:01Hi, well big stars need big cars. You're a celebrity now. Well, you know, all I did was sending a car
06:08That is so excellent, you know my friends Janelle and Heather
06:15It didn't take long to see that being famous might have its advantages
06:27Mr. Hollywood, so where's the shades?
06:30Now, why would I hide a face like this with shades? You're right better give a paper bag
06:38Jokers sit
06:39It was coach Slater
06:42East fields answered a Bigfoot. Actually, we all liked him. We were afraid not to all right now. Listen up
06:50Mrs. Harmon is sick and I'm here as her replacement for the whole day
06:57Now get out a clean sheet of paper
07:00Spelling quiz this morning
07:03Heather's smile was the highlight of a real boring day. Okay, first word
07:13Aluminum
07:15Aluminum
07:18Aluminum the word was aluminum, but I sure wasn't gonna tell him. Okay, you know what?
07:24I'll tell you what we'll do this later. Okay?
07:29Right now get out your health and fitness workbooks
07:32Let's take a look at
07:35Let's check page
07:39Let's go to chapter four
07:44So we head on a draw play up the middle
07:47But as soon as I see that the linebacker shoot the gap I spring around the end now
07:51I know you're thinking where's the free safeties? Well, they're coming on a blitz
07:55So I'm heading up the field when a straight line right for the goal line
07:59Oh
08:00Mr. Ellis. Oh Gus. I didn't mean to interrupt. Oh, no, no, please. I was just trying. Ah, there you are
08:06I just want to congratulate you Nicholas and let you know how proud we are of you and come this Saturday. We'll all be rooting for you
08:13Oh
08:23Nicholas you have exactly 10 seconds to turn out that light. Okay, Mom
08:43What a day for him, huh? I'll say
08:47You don't think all this attention is going to his head do you Nicholas not a chance
09:01Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Eugene shallow outside the world famous
09:08Grutmans Chinese theater waiting the arrival of the hottest new star to ever grace the silver screen
09:15Excuse me. Mr. Rumble up. Mr. Rumble your thoughts on this grand occasion
09:26Well said sir, well said I think this is it folks yes, this is a moment we've all been waiting for
09:38Come on already
09:40Oh
10:04And now for the traditional handprints in the sidewalk
10:09Let's have a smile over here. Mr. Martin
10:31Nicholas did you make your bed pick up your clothes? Sure, Mom
10:35You look great, thanks, honey interview day at the center
10:40Sir, could you grab me the milk? Oh Sarah, don't forget to give Jamie her lunch money. Okay, right? Yeah sugar
10:49Okay, I'm off wish me luck
10:53Thanks, oh don't be late for school now
10:58You forgot my spoon I'm not your maid
11:05Oh
11:07Does that mean you're not gonna get me my spoon
11:11How well good help is always hard to find I just have to struggle along
11:18You think you could get me bill banners autograph because so cool and I don't know
11:22Hey Nick me and some of the guys were thinking we should go down to the studio with you and check it out
11:27Yeah, that'd be so excellent. No, what do you mean?
11:30I mean, how's it gonna make me look if I come in dragging in a bunch of kids and stuff?
11:34I mean, I'm gonna be so cool. I mean, I'm gonna be so cool
11:37I mean, I'm gonna be so cool. I mean, I'm gonna be so cool. I mean, I'm gonna be so cool
11:41I mean, I'm gonna be so cool. I mean, I'm gonna be so cool. I mean, I'm gonna be so cool
11:45Gonna make me look if I come in dragging in a bunch of kids and stuff kids. So what do you think you are?
11:50Mr. Chuckberry with your collar all turned up
11:56Look guys I'm the one that got on the show, okay
11:59Not you me now, I'll see what I can do. And maybe if you're lucky I hey don't do me any favors
12:09Forget it man. This halls not big enough for us in your head, too
12:13Let me see if I understand.
12:21You went to the counseling center, and the only opening they had was to answer telephones?
12:28I know.
12:29When I offered my services, I expected to be able to get right in there and help those
12:33people.
12:34I don't know.
12:36Talk about being humbled.
12:40Hey, Nick, what do you think about these pants with my checkered tie?
12:45Who cares?
12:47Who cares?
12:49I am not going on that show in front of all of my fans without looking my best.
12:56Your fans have got nothing to worry about, Mop Top.
12:59You're not going on the show.
13:01I am.
13:02Listen, Sasquatch, you wouldn't even be on that show if it wasn't for me.
13:07You jarhead!
13:09Oh, yeah?
13:11Oh, Snappy, come back.
13:16Ferret nose!
13:18Mutant brain!
13:23It isn't easy, is it?
13:25No, it's not.
13:28So what are you going to do?
13:32I don't know.
13:38Tch!
13:45Aha! Missed me, Pickle Lips!
14:03You'll never take me alive, nose hair!
14:08You'll never take me alive, nose hair!
14:16Nicholas?
14:20What?
14:22What are you doing?
14:25Nothing.
14:27I dropped something.
14:28What do you want?
14:30I was wondering, could you help me with my wall-and-back drawing now?
14:36Jamie, I don't have time for that stuff.
14:38Tomorrow's the show.
14:40Besides, what kind of a dumb choice is a wombat anyway?
14:50All right, if I have time when I come back, I'll do it.
14:54Sure, thanks.
15:02Ow!
15:03McGee!
15:05Just leave me alone!
15:08You're not going to the show, and that's final.
15:16All right, fine.
15:18If you want to be that way, be that way.
15:25Besides, who needs a stupid cartoon anyway?
15:36Clock
15:59Besides, who needs a stupid cartoon anyway?
16:05You're not going to the show and that's final!
16:35You're not going to the show and that's final!
17:05You're not going to the show and that's final!
17:36Boy, what a pushover!
17:39I'll just have to hold back so it won't look like a massacre.
17:42This is going to be a piece of cake.
17:50Stand by in 5, 4, 3, 2...
17:54It's time for...
17:55Trash TV!
17:57With your host, Blue Mountain!
18:00Hello again and welcome to Trash TV!
18:04Yeah!
18:06Our victims this week, I mean our contestants this week...
18:10Amy Packard from Ashcroft, come on Amy!
18:13And Nicholas Martin from Eastfield, come on Nick!
18:17Alright, my precious little piggies.
18:21You know the object of the game is to trash your opponent as often as you can and run up those points.
18:26The one with the highest score at the end of the game becomes our grand prize winner.
18:30So let's play Trash TV!
18:35Alright, we're in the Western mode here.
18:38You're Wyatt Burp and you're Annie Ofley.
18:40You have 15 seconds to see who is the greatest food fighter in the West.
18:45Turn your backs to each other at the count of 3.
18:48You come out and draw.
18:49You set...
18:501...
18:512...
18:523...
18:53And draw!
18:54Oh!
18:55Whoa!
18:56Trash her, trash her!
19:05Yay!
19:09Alright, Nicholas!
19:10Nicholas wins that round with a big 10 points!
19:21Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
19:24This next contest ain't no piece of cake.
19:26In fact, it's pie in the eye.
19:28Ready...
19:29Set...
19:30Roll!
19:35Go, go, go, go!
19:39Settle down, settle down, hey!
19:45Hey Trash Heads!
19:46After round 1, Amy was able to catch up and creen Nick to tie the score in round 2.
19:54And now, back to you Bill!
20:05Ooh!
20:09Oh!
20:10And Amy wins again!
20:14Nicholas, you're terrible at this!
20:34Ooh!
20:51Yay!
20:54Aah!
20:58Ooh!
21:04Congratulations, Mr. Hollywood.
21:19You're a celebrity now.
21:28I just want to congratulate you and let you know how proud we are of you and come this
21:38Saturday we'll all be rooting for you.
23:08For everyone who tries to honor himself shall be humbled and he who humbles himself shall be honored.
23:16Hey, Nick, too bad.
23:17Better luck next time, kid.
23:18Hey, congratulations, Amy.
23:19High five.
23:20You trashed him, girl.
23:21You trashed him.
23:22Yes.
23:23Amy, he is the winner.
23:31Hi, Amber.
23:32Hi.
23:35Nicholas.
23:36Oh, hello, Nick.
23:38He'll be okay.
23:39Just needs a little time to himself.
23:41And a good shower.
24:10Hey, Mr. Big Shot.
24:12What happened?
24:13Where's all your friends now?
24:17Not a great day, huh?
24:21Sure you want to hang around with the all-school idiot?
24:24I'm used to it.
24:28So how's that wombat coming?
24:30It's due tomorrow.
24:31Jenny Michaelson says it looks like a porcupine from Mars.
24:39Well, maybe I can give you a hand.
24:41Hey, guys.
24:43Hi, Mom.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49Oh, I was on my way home.
24:51Been answering phones at the counseling center.
24:53Thought I'd give you a lift.
24:54You took the job?
24:55You're not the only one around here that's been learning humility.
24:58So that's what I've been learning.
25:00That's what we've both been learning, kiddo.
25:02Not a lot of fun, huh?
25:04No, but it's something we all need.
25:07God gives strength to the humble, but he flattens the hot shots.
25:14Come on, honey.
25:17Seat belts, guys.
25:21Sure.
25:22It's like I've always said.
25:23If you think you're a hot shot, watch out for game shows with chocolate.
25:28McGee, how about if you keep making jokes so bad, watch out for a slamming sketch pad?
25:34No.
25:35Here you go.
25:36What's that, dear?
25:38Nothing, Mom.
25:44Nothing at all.
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