Laughter Chefs S1 EP 29
Laughter Chefs S1 EP 29
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00:00Please bring Ali back.
00:01Wow! What a daily soap line!
00:03Why do you want Ali?
00:05Wait a minute.
00:06No one will clap or breathe.
00:08Did Reem say anything?
00:09I didn't say anything.
00:11I didn't say anything.
00:13Ali didn't come again today.
00:14He's missing again.
00:16Where is he?
00:18This is wrong. Ali isn't coming?
00:20Ali is missing.
00:21Ali is missing.
00:22Ali is missing.
00:24Ali is missing.
00:25Ali is missing.
00:26Ali is missing.
00:27Ali is missing.
00:28Ali isn't coming?
00:30There should be at least one good chef on the show.
00:33Right, Mr. Harpal?
00:35Stop staring at the carpet area of my flat.
00:42Carpet area?
00:44Otherwise, I'll put a bulldozer on your bedroom.
00:49I'm telling you.
00:51Carpet area?
00:53Look, enough of the jokes.
00:55Please bring Ali back.
00:56That was a joke.
00:59When will you get a chance?
01:00You made your debut on TV.
01:02But when will you make your debut on Mazaak Masti
01:03apart from falling?
01:05Three, two, one.
01:07Go.
01:12Mr. Guddi Maruti from TV.
01:18People who live a glamorous life
01:20don't pay attention to jokes.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:26Dear Reem Jannat.
01:27Yes.
01:28The glamour that you're learning A, B, C, D.
01:32Bharti Singh has written a contract on it.
01:35Got it? A contract.
01:37A contract on glamour.
01:42Brother.
01:43She's pointing at me and not at the viewers.
01:47Yes.
01:48Dear, if you're getting millions of views
01:50then we're getting millions of payments in the bank.
01:53Wow.
01:55That's right. Millions of payments.
01:58What?
02:03You're getting millions of payments for this show?
02:04Yes.
02:05Krishna, I say...
02:06Hold on.
02:10We're talking about millions here.
02:12When it's about 150, we'll call you.
02:15What?
02:19And listen.
02:20Read the invitation.
02:24Don't make a reel out of it.
02:25Why?
02:26Young people these days
02:28make a reel out of everything.
02:30Last week, he was the one who came to me and said
02:32Jannat, make a reel with me too.
02:34Friends, she's absolutely right.
02:36Because I got tired of working hard.
02:40Wow.
02:41Wow.
02:44Brother, you're absolutely right.
02:46Social media has spoilt young people these days.
02:50Earlier, it was a pigeon.
02:51Now, it's Twitter.
02:53Earlier, it was a book.
02:54Now, it's Facebook.
02:56Earlier, it was a telegram.
02:58Now, it's Instagram.
02:59Young people, leave social media.
03:01Leave it.
03:02I want to go to Rahul.
03:04Tell me, brother.
03:05He's absolutely right.
03:06Leave his social media
03:08and follow me.
03:10Krishna, I say...
03:11Hold on.
03:14We're talking about young people here.
03:17When it's about old people, we'll call you.
03:19Okay?
03:22Why do you keep going to get insulted?
03:24No, I'm talking.
03:25Why do you keep coming back?
03:28Call Ali.
03:29If Ali doesn't come, who will cook the food?
03:31Mr. Harpal doesn't help us.
03:33Hold on, Mr. Sudesh. I say...
03:34Shut up. Hold on.
03:35We're talking about cooking the food.
03:36When it's about cooking for everyone, we'll call you.
03:38Move back.
03:39!
04:03Whoever wants to come, they're welcome.
04:06Whoever doesn't want to come, they're not allowed.
04:08I am going to start the show.
04:10Hey, girl.
04:13Where are you going?
04:14Will Ali come or not?
04:16Hey, shut up.
04:19Nana Chetan.
04:22How can you start the show like this?
04:23Colors.
04:24Remember, if Ali doesn't come today,
04:27I will cut each one of you.
04:28I will cut each one of you.
04:34Cut the vegetables properly first.
04:37Hey, girl.
04:39What are you doing, Ali?
04:41Threatening me on TV.
04:43Not one, but cut two.
04:45Two potatoes, two onions, two tomatoes.
04:47Oh, man.
04:48I am going to eat everything.
04:50If you don't cut it, I will cut all of you.
04:53Mom! Mom!
04:55Fate has made me do this.
04:58Bharti Singh, you can do whatever you want.
05:00But don't forget,
05:01Rahul Vaidya has a different audience.
05:02Remember that.
05:03You are right. You have a different audience.
05:05Do one thing.
05:06Pick up an audience of your own
05:07and throw them out.
05:15Ali! Ali! Ali! Come, my brother.
05:18The thing is, if he is busy,
05:20I will cook food alone today.
05:22I will cook food alone.
05:24I will cook food alone.
05:27What?
05:29Oh!
05:31Yes!
05:33I am a player.
05:35He is here.
05:40Hit him.
05:42Hit him.
05:46What happened, brother?
05:47What happened?
05:49What happened?
05:52What happened, brother?
05:53Hit him. Hit him.
05:56Hit him. Hit him.
05:58I am not a hero.
06:02I am a player.
06:06I am a player.
06:11You will cook food?
06:13What? You will cook food?
06:15Brother, I have made one song and that too C.
06:18You will cook food?
06:20Look at the rest of the people.
06:21Tomatoes, onions are being chopped.
06:23And look at me. I am spending a lot of time with you.
06:26Oh!
06:29Brother, what do you think? I am not working hard.
06:31Hard work? Hard work?
06:34Is it hard work to make a reel with a ream and a heaven?
06:38Oh, man!
06:39Is it hard work to make a reel with Nia?
06:44Tell me. It is the age of darkness, brother.
06:46Tell me.
06:48Brother Vicky, you don't interfere.
06:50Have I ever interfered between you and Ankita?
06:53Brother, I can't interfere between Ankita and me.
06:57What are you made of?
07:02Ali, they are trying to set fire between us.
07:04Do you think I don't love you?
07:07Brother, think about it once.
07:09Look at his tone.
07:11Do you think I got you on the show just like that?
07:14I have begged you so many times. I love you.
07:17What?
07:18I have loved you so much.
07:22Oh, my God!
07:28Brother, since the time I have met you on this show..
07:31..I eat green peas at home.
07:33What?
07:36My favourite movie these days is Ali Baba Chalis Chor.
07:42I love it so much.
07:44Ali Baba Chalis Chor.
07:46Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali.
07:49And you.. you have a right on me.
07:50You can say whatever you want.
07:52What should I say?
07:53What should I say?
07:56This station is not this station.
07:59This is the station of Golden Star.
08:06Brother, how do you know about this station and Golden Star?
08:10Just like Vicky and nepotism.
08:14Just like Kashmira and Mr. Harpal.
08:21Krishna and Kashmira.
08:23Even they have got a star, my brother.
08:26They don't even know how to say cooking.
08:30Do you know what has happened to him?
08:31These customer care people..
08:33..they don't even tell him to press star to copy the song.
08:36Because they know he won't have a star.
08:39Come to the counter.
08:40Let's cook well and win the Golden Star.
08:42Come on, brother. Please.
08:43Really? You will cook?
08:44Yes, brother.
08:45Okay, tell me.
08:46Tell me three ways to tear milk.
08:53Three ways?
08:55He will tear the milk in one way.
08:57Not just milk, he will tear curd, ghee, everything.
08:59Rahul, sing your song.
09:01Okay, sir.
09:02Rahul, sing your song.
09:03Rahul, sing your song.
09:05Rahul, sing your song.
09:07Sing your song.
09:10Cheap. Cheap. Cheap.
09:14Hi. One minute.
09:17I would have let you hear it.
09:19Yes.
09:19But everyone here is my own.
09:25And on behalf of this family, I would like to tell everyone..
09:28..that if you are fond of fighting..
09:30..and breaking news..
09:34..then start a news channel.
09:36If you want to hear about fun and excitement..
09:39..then start Laughter Chefs.
09:48Rahul really made me happy by saying the lines.
09:51But since Ali is very angry with his partner today..
09:56..we don't want to take any risk.
09:58Right?
09:59So that's why today we are doing..
10:01No.
10:02..partner swag.
10:05Oh.
10:09No.
10:17You danced.
10:20You danced.
10:21I want you. I want you.
10:23But I thought you did this.
10:25No.
10:26I was saying, don't do it. That's what I was doing.
10:29Do you remember when we exchanged partners last time?
10:33So what did Nia say?
10:35Let's see.
10:37Sudesh's Nia meets..
10:38..Mangku's..
10:39..Mangku's..
10:40..that is Vicky's..
10:45You broke it.
10:46You ruined it.
10:47What is wrong with you, Vicky?
10:48Why would you do that?
10:50Five parathas. Some of them burst.
10:52Some of them burned. Some of them fell.
10:53Vicky ruined me.
10:55Ruined me. Vicky ruined my life.
10:58No.
11:02So on the heavy demand of the public..
11:05..once again..
11:06..both partners are being made.
11:09Nia and Vicky.
11:11We are in. We are in. We are in.
11:13No.
11:14No.
11:16No.
11:16No.
11:17No.
11:18That's good. That's good.
11:19No.
11:21Vicky got a witch even after marriage.
11:23What do you mean by that, you rascal?
11:25What do you mean by that?
11:29Okay, I have made one family.
11:31Now I will make another family.
11:33Ali meets..
11:35Meets..
11:36..Kashmira.
11:43You should meet her here.
11:45This is the best for you.
11:47This is a great pair. It's fun.
11:50Now everyone is scared as to whom Rahul will meet.
11:53Oh, God! I don't want him.
11:58If you give me Rahul..
12:00..I will file a case on Colors.
12:03You said such a big thing.
12:05If you give Rahul, you will file a case on Colors.
12:07Go, Rahul. Go.
12:09Go, Rahul. Go.
12:16I apologize to Colors for saying..
12:20..that the channel is biased.
12:21It's the best channel.
12:23I apologize.
12:24Colors, I apologize to you.
12:28So let's go.
12:29Krishna has apologized to you.
12:31Colors channel is not that stone-hearted.
12:34You have been heard.
12:35Rahul, go to heaven.
12:41He has gone to heaven.
12:45This is wrong.
12:46You have played reverse psychology with me.
12:50Come, I will teach you taekwondo.
12:53This is very wrong.
12:54Go, Rahul.
12:56Live your life. Destroy them.
13:00Leave me. Leave me.
13:04A better couple can't be formed in any reality show.
13:07A big round of applause for heaven and hell.
13:12Reev, my child.
13:14Whom do you want to pair up with?
13:17I know what you want to say. So say it.
13:19No. No. If I say Arjun, I won't get Arjun.
13:23Do you want Arjun?
13:27Go. Sister has given Arjun.
13:35Karan, say it.
13:36Me and Krishna.
13:37Krishna has given you Mr. Sudesh.
13:39No. No. No.
13:43No. No.
13:44I will strike. I won't do it.
13:48I won't do it.
13:49What is this?
13:50No. No.
13:51This house is right for you as your elders have decided.
13:54Okay.
13:57Half an hour will be left. Nothing will happen.
13:59I am 17 years old. That's why I am shaking.
14:01And today is the last pair of brother-in-law and sister-in-law.
14:11Brother-in-law, say a magical line once.
14:14Come on. I am leaving.
14:16Brother-in-law, it was fun.
14:19It will be fun.
14:20Brother-in-law.
14:22Is it easy to cook with Ankita?
14:24I will stay like this.
14:26I am Jani.
14:28A big storm.
14:31Manku, come. Manku.
14:33I am Jani.
14:35A big storm.
14:37Manku, do as I say.
14:45Ali, it was fun. My God.
14:48Manku, there is no water in this.
14:51I am Mr. Jani.
14:53I will put coal in this, Manku.
14:59Do you remember when we exchanged partners last time?
15:03We got an extra chance to get a star.
15:07For example, this time Nia and Vicky will win.
15:11So Nia's team will also get a star.
15:13And Vicky's sister-in-law will also get a star.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:17Vicky's sister-in-law?
15:19I mean, my sister-in-law.
15:22I will tell you all.
15:24You have made different dishes from different parts of India.
15:29But the food we will make today will be from the North.
15:35That's great.
15:35It is a place where the valleys..
15:38Kashmir. Kashmiri Pulao.
15:40That's great.
15:43Karan.
15:44Kashmiri Pulao.
15:47Today, Laughter Chefs will make Kashmiri food for the first time.
15:54Yes.
15:55What is it?
15:56He has won.
15:58Buddy, how are you?
16:01I can eat four more eggs.
16:02I don't care.
16:04You should have said that you want to make Ali win.
16:06Send us home. Give him a star and finish him.
16:08Do it for yourself.
16:09You are making us work for two hours.
16:11Today, we will make Nadir Yakhna.
16:14What?
16:16What's that?
16:18What is it?
16:20Nadir Yakhna.
16:22Who is Nadir Padra?
16:25We say Nadir Padra after eating.
16:28And we will make Noon Chai with it.
16:31What? Noon Chai?
16:33We will make it with it.
16:33It is very tasty.
16:35This is the Kashmir valley.
16:39The view of heaven.
16:42The view of heaven.
16:45You were right.
16:47What?
16:47These colour TV guys are biased.
16:49They are dacoits.
16:50But we will win. Why are you tensed?
16:53We are not in his team today.
16:55But if he gets it, I will also get it.
16:59Colour TV is not biased.
17:00It's a very good channel.
17:02You guys are together.
17:03You guys are together.
17:05We are together.
17:05No. Colours and you guys.
17:07Look at this photo.
17:10Is this from Rooh Afza?
17:12We get Kawa in Kashmir.
17:14Why is this chai pink?
17:17The Nadir that you can see is called Nadru in Hindi.
17:24And we mostly call it Kamal Kakdi.
17:29And the chai next to it is also very important.
17:32People have it for breakfast in Kashmir.
17:36Let's look at the criteria.
17:39The Nadir should be perfectly cooked.
17:43It should be firm.
17:44It should have a bite.
17:46And authenticity is the most important.
17:49Because in Kashmir food,
17:51some things are added which are very important.
17:54And it should have their flavour.
17:56And the chai should be pink.
17:58That is the most important.
18:00And a balance of flavour.
18:02Because it is salty.
18:04It is a little sweet.
18:06How will you get pink?
18:07With saffron?
18:08No, it will be orange.
18:10Whoever picked Ali, pick him.
18:12Stay behind him.
18:13If you go, it's you. If I go, it's me.
18:15So let's go to the market.
18:17Vicky.
18:19I am dead. I am dead.
18:20Now I will get a lot of scolding.
18:21Bijlani, Krishna, Rahul Vaidya,
18:26Pole, Tuni, Sudesh.
18:28Oh, God!
18:29And my brother, Ali.
18:32He knows everything. He won't go.
18:34Kashmira will go.
18:36Curd, milk.
18:38Cashew, cream, milk, leaves.
18:41Yes, I want to get everything.
18:42Take the colour.
18:43And take all the spices.
18:46Take the mixer.
18:47Three.
18:48Hey, wait. Wait.
18:50It hasn't started yet.
18:51It hasn't started yet.
18:53Three, two, one, go.
18:57Where is the lotus stem?
18:59Give me one.
19:01Here you go.
19:02Why is he coming here?
19:03Let's go.
19:04Sir, there is no lotus stem.
19:06Krishna, colour. Krishna, colour.
19:07Krishna, colour. Colour. Colour. Colour.
19:13Ali, you cannot go in. Ali.
19:16Hey, Kashmira.
19:17Yes.
19:17Pick it up. Put everything in.
19:18Put everything in. Let's go.
19:20Ali, go out, Kashmiri.
19:25Give me milk. Milk.
19:27Where is the milk?
19:28Milk. Milk. Milk.
19:31Milk.
19:32Ankita.
19:44I have the most empty basket.
19:46There is nothing.
19:47Because I don't know what to take.
19:49Rahul, say something.
19:51What is this?
19:52Kashmiri tea. Did you get Kashmiri tea?
19:54I don't know. I got tea.
19:55I don't want this. I don't want this.
19:56I don't know. She is confusing me.
19:58Kashmiri tea. Pick it up.
19:59Give me a rose.
20:01Give it to me.
20:01My partner.
20:03Are you mad? We will get a star together.
20:04You fool.
20:05You fool.
20:06Give me a rose.
20:07Give me a rose.
20:08Give me a rose.
20:10I get you a star every day.
20:12Won't you give me a rose?
20:13We will get it later.
20:17Three, two, one.
20:21Ankita.
20:22Son.
20:25Come on. Come on. Come on, Mr. Sudesh.
20:33Come on. Gas. Lighter. Action.
20:36I have brought all the types of leaves.
20:38We will make such a vegetable today.
20:40What was the name of the vegetable?
20:41What was the name of the vegetable?
20:45Have you not copied what they have got?
20:47You did not get lemongrass also.
20:49Why did you get carrot?
20:50You have not got cashew also.
20:52Why did you get it at least?
20:55Ali, I have not got it for money.
21:00Rahul, you will listen to me all the time.
21:04My partner is here.
21:05I have already got the feel.
21:11You are going to lose 5-6 kgs.
21:19Go and tell your partner to boil it.
21:21It cannot boil.
21:23How will it whistle?
21:24Put it in it. No, put it in this.
21:28Cut the onions, Rahul. Cut the onions.
21:30Cut the onions. Onion. Onion.
21:31Come on.
21:32I will cut the onions.
21:32Cut the onions.
21:33Bro, I have no idea about the salt tea.
21:36Ali, who made the gravy?
21:37Tell me a little about the salt tea.
21:37Who made the gravy?
21:38Tell me about the salt tea.
21:39I am not looking for tea.
21:40No one has brought the salt tea.
21:41I have the tea.
21:42Where is the salt tea?
21:43This is it.
21:45This is a normal leaf.
21:47Yes, this is it.
21:47I am giving you half.
21:49Please hide it.
21:49Just tell me half.
21:52Look, Arjun, you will have to agree to one thing.
21:54I have brought everything.
21:55You can have it.
22:00Milk.
22:01Milk?
22:01I did not bring milk.
22:03There was no milk.
22:04Come on, let's use it.
22:06You tell me. Milk.
22:07The phenyl is also lying at home.
22:09In the bathroom.
22:10Yes, yes. Don't steal the milk.
22:11I am not stealing it.
22:21I am not stealing it.
22:23I am not stealing it.
22:26You listen.
22:31Arjun, whose gravy will be made?
22:33The one with lotus leaves and cucumber.
22:33Nadir Yaqir's.
22:35I swear, I don't know how to eat Kashmiri food.
22:39Hey, who stole our milk?
22:41Hey!
22:48Hey, someone took our milk.
22:51Krishna.
22:51I think Rahul took it.
22:53Rahul, you took the milk, right?
22:54Whose?
22:55Our.
22:55Are you mad? Why will I take your milk?
22:57Your milk?
23:01Someone took my milk.
23:03You stole the milk, right?
23:04What did I steal?
23:05Milk.
23:14Look, the precaution has been taken.
23:15The accident has happened.
23:16It's not like that.
23:21Steal, steal, steal, steal.
23:23Aren't you ashamed at all?
23:24The passenger should protect his belongings.
23:27Even in flights, the air hostess comes and says
23:29take your spectacles and bag as soon as possible.
23:34Krishna, where did you keep my milk?
23:36It's nowhere. I didn't take anything.
23:37Is it nowhere? Give me my milk back.
23:39What?
23:39You hid it somewhere. Give me my milk back.
23:41Look, I will tell you something simple.
23:42Give it. I knew it.
23:43Look, I will give you half.
23:43No, Krishna. Give me my milk.
23:45Steal, steal, steal, steal.
23:49Krishna, give me my milk.
23:51Krishna, I am telling the truth.
23:52Look, Arjun is running after Krishna for the milk bottle.
23:55Steal, steal, steal, steal.
23:57If you are a child, will you drink milk?
23:59Krishna, give me my milk.
24:00Half, half. Listen.
24:01Steal, steal, steal, steal.
24:02Half, half.
24:03Steal, steal, steal, steal.
24:06I am leaving the show.
24:07Krishna, listen.
24:09Why did you open this?
24:10Give me my milk.
24:11What are you doing here?
24:12The show is being shot.
24:13Do you watch the show sitting outside?
24:15Steal, steal, steal, steal.
24:16Hey!
24:17Steal, steal, steal, steal.
24:20Krishna!
24:21Krishna!
24:23Krishna!
24:30Baby!
24:31Baby!
24:33Come here.
24:34Whatever will happen with Krishna, he will cry.
24:37Baby!
24:46Krishna!
24:47Sister-in-law is calling you.
24:50Sister-in-law is calling you.
24:56Krishna, let's work sincerely now.
24:59Otherwise, we will lose.
25:00Yes.
25:01Are you going to win?
25:02Yes.
25:03Come on.
25:05Now I know why brother Vicky is scared.
25:07I am also scared.
25:07Now you have understood, right?
25:09Let me become brother Vicky first.
25:14Krishna.
25:14Yes.
25:15He has left.
25:15Yes, Manku.
25:17No, no, no. Manku, please.
25:19Salar will come, right?
25:20Okay, fine.
25:23Tell me, Manku.
25:24These cashews have sprouted.
25:26They have come here. How do I apply it?
25:27Manku, what are you doing?
25:28My baby used to do all these things.
25:30You can apply this too.
25:31Apply this too.
25:32Apply pink.
25:32Apply it on one side.
25:33We will apply this different colour on the other side.
25:40It is very big, Bipu.
25:41Wait, I will make it small.
25:42Manku, let's put this inside this, Manku.
25:44Manku, both my cheeks are empty.
25:46Let me slap you.
25:50Did everyone take this or not?
25:52This is very important.
25:55Karan, did you take this?
25:57It is very important today.
26:00Why? Coconut?
26:01Okay, fine. Don't take it.
26:04I didn't take it. Did I have to put it?
26:05Yes.
26:06Karan.
26:07Yes.
26:07I can share this.
26:08You can take half and give me the other half.
26:10Give it to me.
26:11What is that?
26:12Coconut.
26:13This is added to it. Coconut.
26:19Ali said he will add coconut.
26:21If you want, I will give it to you.
26:22Yes, please.
26:23She is very naughty.
26:27Will this look good?
26:28Half. Half.
26:29No.
26:30Either share it with me.
26:31You can share it with you.
26:32I will give it to you.
26:34It is coconut gravy. Coconut gravy.
26:36Take it.
26:37Half for me and half for me.
26:38Yes, I am making it.
26:39What is the problem?
26:40This is the right thing to do.
26:43He doesn't add coconut.
26:44Don't tell him.
26:45But in what will he add cash?
26:46In the gravy. In the gravy.
26:48In the gravy, his and his gravy will be made together.
26:50What is this? You have made a mess here.
26:52Move it.
26:52I have brought it to confuse him.
26:59Listen.
27:00He adds it for colour.
27:01In the salt tea.
27:02Yes. Yes.
27:03He adds it for colour.
27:05In the salt tea.
27:17Krishna is not doing anything.
27:18What should I do?
27:19Krishna.
27:21Cut the onion for me.
27:22Manku is here.
27:28Friends, a film is being made on me and Ankita.
27:31A very big one.
27:31And the title of the film is, Vicky Bhaiya.
27:33A brother makes tea.
27:36Someone saves his sister-in-law from her brother-in-law.
27:49The whole of India is shaking.
27:52Just watch it.
27:53Where is the salt?
27:55Here.
27:56Is this salt? Are you sure?
27:57Salt? No. I am not sure of anything.
27:59Exactly.
28:01No?
28:04It's soda.
28:06It's not soda.
28:06It will melt.
28:07It will melt?
28:08Where did you hide it?
28:09Karan.
28:10Karan, give me two roses.
28:13You have taken all of them.
28:14My partner will take the roses too.
28:16Karan.
28:18Give me a rose.
28:22He is not giving it. I went to ask him.
28:23He is not giving it.
28:24He will not give it to you. He will give it to me.
28:26Really?
28:26Yes.
28:27Take this.
28:28Did you see?
28:31How sweet, Karan.
28:33When will the sun go away from the sky?
28:36When will the moon go away from the rays?
28:39When will the fragrance go away from the wind?
28:42When will the spring go away from the garden?
28:45This bond is the bond of love.
28:51It is the union of life.
28:56Why are you giving me this rose?
28:58For the rose tea.
28:59Very good.
29:01I think something is wrong.
29:03No. It is very good.
29:05If it is not so, then I will give it to Reem.
29:07Give it to her.
29:08Reem.
29:09Yes.
29:10You are giving the rose to Reem.
29:11Shameless, shameless man.
29:18We have an ingredient.
29:20I am telling you to keep it properly.
29:21Oh. Thank you.
29:22Reem, keep it properly. Okay?
29:24Okay. I have it. Thank you.
29:26Clean it a little.
29:28And make a paste out of it.
29:30Cut it and make a paste.
29:31It will be very tasty.
29:33You just watch what I make.
29:36Five parathas. Some are torn.
29:37Some are burnt. Some have fallen.
29:40Everyone says that you are a fool.
29:44It is not good to be so optimistic.
29:48If it all goes wrong, it is on you.
29:50I say that it is a starting.
29:53Where everyone thinks that the story is over.
29:57Over. Over. Over.
30:01Over.
30:02It has become a stew.
30:03To put this stew.
30:05Yes. It has become great.
30:06My teacher is in hope.
30:09I am an idiot.
30:10I am an optimist.
30:11Oh, bro. This is the smell of the vegetable.
30:14I will have to put this.
30:15I have to make a paste out of it.
30:16No.
30:18Over. Over.
30:19Listen. Listen. We will do one thing.
30:20First we will do a little boil water.
30:22We will put all this in that.
30:24Over.
30:25No.
30:26I am an idiot.
30:27I am an optimist.
30:28Over.
30:29We will put oil.
30:30Do you know anything?
30:31Please listen to me. I will not confuse you.
30:35He does not know anything.
30:36I have made a butterfly out of a fig.
30:40I am an idiot.
30:41I am an optimist.
30:44Go there. Go.
30:46Do your work.
30:50What are you doing here?
30:52Is there no combo?
30:54It is not good.
30:56Remove the soap.
30:57Remove the soap.
30:58Remove the soap.
31:00We will not clean.
31:01We will not clean it.
31:02Remove this and clean this.
31:03This is dirty.
31:05This is dirty.
31:06This is dirty.
31:08This is dirty.
31:09Keep it. Keep it.
31:12Keep it.
31:13Why do you mask me?
31:14Have have tea.
31:15You have kept a phone to shut it down.
31:16Why do you keep it there?
31:17Why?
31:18Who is in this?
31:19You have given away this phone to you, right?
31:20So you know that this is my phone.
31:23You have kept a phone.
31:24I do not want to know this phone.
31:25Do you want to cut a few more?
31:29Cut a few more?
31:30Go away from here. Go ahead.
31:33Do your work. Krishna, focus on yourself.
31:35One minute.
31:36He's my brother.
31:37Okay, help him.
31:38Go away.
31:51I'll do it too. Otherwise, it'll look like I don't do anything.
31:55No, you don't have to cut it like this.
31:56You don't have to cut it like this.
31:57I told you to cut it first.
32:00How can you tell me how to cut it after cutting it?
32:03You don't have to garnish it on top of the pav bhaji
32:07that you've cut it into pieces.
32:09I'm a special edition. I'm a firecracker.
32:13Everyone has cut the pav bhaji.
32:15Look.
32:16Everyone has brought good stuff.
32:18Did you bring it?
32:24No, right?
32:31I had heard that if you find a wife who can curse you
32:38then your life can become hell.
32:40Why are you doing this, Neela? Do this.
32:45Why are you doing this, Neela? Do this.
32:46Rahul!
32:48Rahul!
32:51If you don't have a pair, say it, Guru.
32:56Rahul!
32:59Ankita, I'll make you do everything. Don't act smart.
33:01You'll see. I didn't win today.
33:03So, change my name.
33:04No, don't change my name.
33:06If you had a pair of wives at home, say it, Guru.
33:11Baby!
33:13You're talking to Vicky, aren't you?
33:16You're back.
33:17You don't come to me so soon.
33:21You're back.
33:22You don't come to me so soon.
33:24I don't come to you?
33:26I'll act and show you.
33:27Do your work.
33:46Add cashew paste to this.
33:48Curd.
33:52No, Vicky.
33:53You shouldn't have added the curd directly.
33:56Now, you'll see.
33:57You'll see.
33:58You'll see what happens.
34:00Don't tell me what will happen.
34:01You'll see.
34:04What is this?
34:06What is this?
34:07Hold it like you hold it in the kitchen.
34:09I'm just being gentle.
34:15It won't fly in the ghee, will it?
34:18Add it.
34:19It won't fly in the ghee, will it?
34:21Add it.
34:22Leave it.
34:24What?
34:25What is this?
34:26How do you cook food in style?
34:35How are Arjun and Reem?
34:38Yes.
34:39I see.
34:40How are they?
34:44Arjun hit the fish eye.
34:47Arjun hit the fish eye for the first time.
34:50For God's sake.
34:51Leave me.
34:53They tease us a lot.
34:55Right?
34:56Why?
34:57I don't know.
34:57What did we do?
34:58Nothing.
35:00They have made me infamous.
35:02You come to my station the most.
35:06It's the age of feminism.
35:07It's a bad name for a boy.
35:17Give me the onion paste.
35:25Ram, who adds so much?
35:27You added a whole pack of leaves.
35:31May I?
35:33I don't know how to do it.
35:34Who knows how to do it?
35:39Ali.
35:40Get lost, Ali.
35:41I don't know anything.
35:42My onion paste.
35:44I will make kangri on my own.
35:47God, if I don't get a taste today, just make a miracle out of it.
35:57Krishna!
35:58Krishna!
35:59Krishna!
36:00Krishna, give me the round ones, the nice ones, the proper round slices, please.
36:19Ali?
36:20Yes?
36:21Are you going to keep cooking?
36:22What should I do?
36:23Dance with me.
36:24Wow!
36:25Come on!
36:27I miss you.
37:11Oh, Krishna.
37:15Hey, where have you come from?
37:20Oh, Krishna.
37:22Oh, Krishna.
37:24Which garden have you come from?
37:30You.
37:31I am singing for you.
37:35All gone.
37:37Let's go.
37:38Is it good?
37:39No.
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38:00I'll give you some important tips for making Noon Chai.
38:04If you want to make 4 cups of Noon Chai,
38:07you have to boil double the amount of water.
38:10And you have to sieve it thoroughly.
38:13And you have to add Kashmiri tea, the special tea.
38:17No other tea will work.
38:19When it's half done,
38:21you have to add the hero ingredient.
38:25Ali, do you know?
38:26Milk.
38:27Milk.
38:28Liar.
38:29Sir.
38:30You know.
38:31Soda.
38:32Baking soda.
38:36Baking soda gives the color.
38:38Pink.
38:39Remember that.
38:41Sir, what are you making?
38:42Soda makes tea.
38:43Soda makes that.
38:45What is this?
38:53A lot of tea.
38:54It'll get bitter.
38:55Take some out, please.
38:57It's like mud.
39:00No.
39:01You can add some lemongrass.
39:02Lemongrass?
39:03In the tea.
39:04Yes, it's aromatic.
39:05Add it.
39:06Throw away the aromatics.
39:16I don't know, Vicky.
39:17We're doing anything.
39:18It's looking so good.
39:24Why didn't you shout at him?
39:25Why didn't you shout at him?
39:29You shout at me?
39:33You're my partner, right?
39:40He's a guest.
39:41Keep shouting.
39:42I like it.
39:55Oh, oh.
39:56Oh, oh.
39:57Oh, oh.
39:58Oh, oh.
39:59Oh, oh.
40:00Give me some tips.
40:01How do you do it?
40:02Me?
40:03You're making pink tea.
40:04You're making it right.
40:05How do you make pink tea?
40:06I added pink powder to it.
40:07Add as much pink powder as you want.
40:08It'll turn pink.
40:09I'm just guessing.
40:10Let's see.
40:11Look, it's pink.
40:12I have a pink slipper.
40:13Add that too.
40:18Mom!
40:19What happened?
40:20Did you cut your hand?
40:26I'm hungry.
40:27Bharti, I'm...
40:28Hold the knife.
40:29Mom!
40:30I thought you cut your hand.
40:31Bharti, I'm hungry.
40:32While cooking, I'm hungry.
40:33Give me something to eat.
40:34Please.
40:35Rahul, I have something that will satisfy your hunger.
40:39And you...
40:40Hmm.
40:43It'll make you happy too.
40:44What are you giving me?
40:45I'm hungry.
40:46Give it to him.
40:47Make him happy.
40:52Hi!
40:53Hi!
40:54Hey!
40:59Bharti, these are frozen snacks.
41:01There are preservatives in them.
41:03Mackin's products are made with quick freeze technology.
41:07Without any preservatives.
41:09Understood?
41:10Bharti, I don't think it's right to say this.
41:13Packed foods have preservatives.
41:15What?
41:16Did you bet?
41:17Yes, I did.
41:18Did you bet?
41:19Yes, I did.
41:20Let's show him.
41:25Wow!
41:27Mackin's will be made and it'll be fun.
41:37My God!
41:38Bharti, this is so quick and tasty.
41:41Yes, it's tasty.
41:42Fantastic.
41:43Have this too.
41:44You should make this at home.
41:47It's very tasty.
41:48This is really tasty.
41:50I made it for Rahul.
41:51Everyone is eating it.
41:52Tell me, Rahul, how is it?
41:53Too good.
41:54Too good.
41:56Rahul.
41:57Yes.
41:58You lost the bet in front of everyone.
42:00I agree.
42:01Now you'll get punished.
42:04Come on, be a rooster.
42:05Rooster?
42:08Be a rooster and say.
42:10Cock-a-doodle-doo.
42:11Cock-a-doodle-doo.
42:12Mackin's doesn't have preservatives.
42:13Cock-a-doodle-doo.
42:14Mackin's doesn't have preservatives.
42:18But seriously,
42:21it's very tasty.
42:23If you haven't had it yet,
42:24please have it quickly.
42:25Because that's what we're going to do.
42:27Come on, let's eat.
42:29Let's live our lives.
42:43It's delicious.
42:45I really like my food.
42:51Listen, wipe this.
42:53And the almonds and raisins...
42:55Leave it.
42:57What do you call it?
42:58I don't know, but I understood.
43:00This, this, this.
43:01I don't know.
43:02How am I forgetting?
43:03Almonds.
43:04I'm standing next to you,
43:05so I can't think.
43:08Arjun.
43:09I think I'm sick more than the rest of the time
43:11because half the girls don't know
43:13that I'm their boyfriend or husband.
43:15My blue eyes, what do I do?
43:18She keeps telling me off for no reason.
43:20But why does everyone think
43:21that you're their husband or boyfriend?
43:23I don't know, I really don't know.
43:25Where do I hide my face?
43:26Where do I hide my beauty?
43:28The crowd is running after me.
43:35Nitya.
43:36Killed me, the cruel one killed me.
43:40Cruelty is big, the cruel one killed me.
43:46Killed me, the cruel one killed me.
43:50Cruelty is big, the cruel one killed me.
43:57Should I put it in?
43:58What?
43:59No.
44:00It needs baking soda.
44:01I've been telling you for so long.
44:02Baking soda.
44:03Oh, man.
44:04Put baking soda in this.
44:06Are you crazy?
44:11Who puts baking soda in tea?
44:15She keeps telling me to put baking soda.
44:17Don't put it in.
44:18Don't put anything in.
44:19I'm high.
44:20I'm high.
44:21I'm high.
44:22What did I do?
44:24I put it in.
44:25I put it in.
44:26I put it in.
44:28I'm going to die today.
44:32Please taste our tea once.
44:35No, it's bad.
44:36Just once.
44:37It's not bad.
44:39I want it now.
44:40It's good, it's good.
44:41It's very tasty.
44:43It's good, look.
44:49Why did you put so much in?
44:52I'm high.
44:53I'm high.
44:54I'm high.
44:55What did I do?
44:56I put it in.
44:57I put it in.
44:58I put it in.
44:59I put it in.
45:00I put it in.
45:01I put it in.
45:02The cruel one killed me.
45:04Cruelty is big, the cruel one killed me.
45:08The cruel one killed me.
45:10You people would have made me eat shit.
45:12You people would have made me eat shit.
45:24What to do, what not to do?
45:26What kind of a problem is this?
45:28Someone tell me the solution to this, my brother.
45:32The colour is not coming.
45:35It's pink, isn't it?
45:40What process did you do? Tell me.
45:42Sir, what is done is, first you add soda and boil it.
45:44Boil the tea.
45:45Yes.
45:46And then slowly, slowly, milk is added to bring the colour.
45:49Yes.
45:50But this colour is coming.
45:51I have added proper soda.
45:52I have added this much soda, sir.
45:55The colour is not coming.
45:56Return it.
45:57If you have time.
45:58What to do, what not to do?
46:00What kind of a problem is this?
46:02Someone tell me the solution to this, my brother.
46:07This is beyond redemption.
46:09Tell me the truth.
46:10Nothing can be done about this.
46:11Tell me the truth.
46:12This is ruined.
46:13Are you sure?
46:14Yes.
46:15Should I make a new one?
46:16Listen to me.
46:17Now you are going to do something else with it.
46:23Wait.
46:24Are you filtering it?
46:25It will burn.
46:26It will break.
46:28It will break, bro.
46:33Why did you spoil it?
46:38Go, make a new tea.
46:42Lemon tea, lemon tea.
46:43Guys.
46:44Lemon tea.
46:45If you are making small containers, learn from Nia.
46:50Why did you add hot tea to a big container?
46:53That container has taken its shape.
46:55That container has taken its shape.
47:00Did you know that hot water is not added to a plastic container?
47:03No.
47:08Nia.
47:09Why did you add that tea?
47:10I took out half a kilo from it.
47:15Last time you spoiled my parathas.
47:17Today I spoiled your everything.
47:18Listen.
47:19Listen.
47:20She accepted it.
47:21She spoiled everything.
47:25She spoiled everything.
47:31So much water.
47:33So much water.
47:34What did you add?
47:35So much water.
47:43What is this?
47:44I don't know, bro.
47:45I have never made such a disgusting food.
47:47Because today Rahul is with you.
47:48Really.
47:50Today our tables are in trouble.
47:51Vicky is with me.
47:52I swear.
47:53See what I have done today.
47:54I swear, bro.
48:0110
48:029
48:038
48:057
48:066
48:075
48:084
48:103
48:112
48:121
48:16Amazing.
48:18Amazing.
48:21What a hard work.
48:22See.
48:24See.
48:29Chef.
48:30The more you stay away from my heaven.
48:32The better it is for you and your stomach.
48:35Should I eat or not?
48:36I don't want you to eat.
48:37If you want to eat at your own risk.
48:39Then you eat.
48:40Then I...
48:41This is Rahul's...
48:42Bharti.
48:43Bharti.
48:44Bharti.
48:45Bharti, get up.
48:46Bharti.
48:47Bharti, get up.
48:48Mother.
48:49Give me water.
48:50Give me water.
48:51Rahul has added salt as sugar in the tea.
48:53Sir, what did you say?
48:54A little salty.
48:55A little sweet.
48:56Brother.
48:58Don't taste it.
48:59I told you.
49:00Don't taste it.
49:01It's not that bad, sir.
49:02It's not that bad.
49:04It's that bad.
49:08Try it, Rahul.
49:09Sir, one minute.
49:10Take a big sip.
49:11Take a big sip.
49:12This is Nadra.
49:13This is Padra.
49:16Chef, I have...
49:20What should I comment on this?
49:22Even Rahul understood how bitter it is.
49:24The colour and consistency doesn't match at all.
49:28The red chilli doesn't burn.
49:29Still, I will taste a little gravy.
49:31Taste a little.
49:33It's spicy.
49:34Brother, let's die before this.
49:39First of all, I will taste Nadir Yakh.
49:43Tell me one thing.
49:44How will the one whose name is Yakh be tasty?
49:48I will check this.
49:49In this...
49:53Brother.
49:54Sir, this is not right.
49:55Sir, this is not right.
49:56This is not right.
49:57I made it.
49:58I will give it to you to eat.
49:59Sir, this is wrong.
50:00I have gone mad after serving this.
50:03Sir, please eat this piece.
50:04Yes.
50:05If someone wants to eat their food, I can't.
50:12Nadir, the texture...
50:13Actually, the texture is not that thick.
50:16If you look for logic, you won't like it.
50:18Just close your eyes and eat.
50:19The curd is a little sour.
50:21There are no correct flavours.
50:23It's okay, sir.
50:29Don't drink tea.
50:31Brother.
50:36Brother.
50:37How was the tea, sir?
50:38You people washed the utensils, heated the water and served it to us.
50:44Hey, there is a prank with you.
50:45Look, there is a camera.
50:46Look, there is a prank with you.
50:47Look, there is a camera.
50:51I don't know what you have added to the tea.
50:54Look, we have added the pink thing.
50:56No, it's not like that.
50:57Give me back my partner, sir.
50:59Come on, brother.
51:03Nadir, the consistency is not right.
51:07Okay.
51:08The curd is curdled.
51:09Look at this.
51:13The curd is firm.
51:16The taste of the gravy is sour.
51:19The flavour is of Kashmiri.
51:21Brother, I didn't drink Kashmiri tea, but I liked this.
51:25The colour is very close.
51:27But the pink colour is more than this.
51:30One thing is good.
51:31The balance of salt and sweetness is good.
51:34Yes.
51:38The colour of the tea is good.
51:40I have added cardamom and almonds.
51:41You have added cardamom.
51:42That too, you have done very well.
51:43I have added almonds.
51:44I have crushed the almonds and added them.
51:49What happened, Bharti?
51:50It's good.
51:52He is the first person to drink tea with a spoon.
51:57Kashmiri tea is not too sweet.
52:00Yes, sir.
52:01I liked its balance.
52:03Thank you, sir.
52:04I can see the pink colour.
52:07Thank you, sir.
52:08Very nice.
52:10This is Nadir Yakhni.
52:12The consistency is very good.
52:19Nadir is firm.
52:20It is cooked.
52:22The consistency of the gravy is sour.
52:24It is perfect.
52:25I can say that he has become a man of his words.
52:34Wow!
52:37Good job, Ali.
52:39Very good.
52:40Are you ashamed?
52:41No.
52:42No.
52:47Why did you add turmeric?
52:48I added it while boiling.
52:49I thought it was turmeric.
52:51This is Kadhi Pakoda.
52:58It is good as per your attempt.
53:00But the Kashmiri flavours are not there.
53:02They are not there.
53:08The colour is a little strong.
53:10But if you had boiled the tea leaves properly,
53:13the colour would have been better.
53:18Look at the consistency.
53:20What did you do while cooking?
53:22You didn't add the colour of the tea.
53:24I was thinking the same.
53:25This is pink.
53:26I have never had Nadir Dinna.
53:29What is Nadir Dinna?
53:30I don't eat Nadir Dinna.
53:32How did it become sweet?
53:33Did you add tea?
53:34No, I made it a little sweet.
53:36I don't know.
53:37You made it sweet.
53:39Sweetness is not there.
53:42The colour is not right.
53:44The consistency is also not right.
53:46Did you peel it from the top?
53:48Did you peel Nadir Dinna?
53:49No, I didn't.
53:50I know that you didn't peel it.
53:53The first mistake is that you have to peel it.
54:01The balance of sugar and salt is not right.
54:03Come, brother.
54:07Today's winner is Ali Goli and Kashmira.
54:17Along with them, Krishna and Rahul.
54:25I work very hard.
54:28Because of one person, I have got stars for three days.
54:32Because of one person, 11 people are doing comedy here.
54:36There is nothing for that.