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The third episode of The Campbell Playhouse, titled “Counselor-at-Law,” is a radio adaptation of Elmer Rice’s play. This episode originally aired on January 6, 1939, and features Orson Welles in the lead role.

The Campbell Playhouse was a radio drama series that aired on CBS from 1938 to 1941.

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Star Power: It was directed by and starred the legendary Orson Welles, known for his innovative use of sound effects and captivating voice.

Classic Adaptations: During its first two seasons (1938-1940), the show focused on hour-long adaptations of classic plays, novels, and even some popular movies. Think "The Count of Monte Cristo" or "Rebecca" brought to life through radio.

Shifting Format: After Welles left, the show continued for a season with a shorter format (30 minutes) and a focus on lighter fare, often featuring Hollywood actors.

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00:00
00:16The makers of Campbell Soup present the Campbell Playhouse.
00:20Orson Welles, producer.
00:22
00:37Good evening, listeners. This is Ernest Chappell speaking.
00:40Tonight, the Campbell Playhouse presents Orson Welles in his own radio version of Counselor at Law.
00:45Heading the cast are Aline McMahan of the Theatre in Hollywood,
00:48and Gertrude Berg, who leaves her role as Molly Goldberg on her own program, The Rise of the Goldberg,
00:54to appear on another broadcast for the first time.
00:56
01:02Let me ask what comes to your mind when I mention chicken for dinner.
01:06I think I know.
01:08You visualize a fine plump chicken sizzling brown and falling into tender slices under the touch of the carving knife.
01:15And you recall the eager anticipation as the plates were passed from place to place.
01:19A grand dish, chicken. A special occasion treat that's always welcome.
01:24But remember that between these special occasions, your family can still enjoy the good taste of chicken soup.
01:30Because just as sure as you like chicken, you like Campbell's chicken soup.
01:35You'll see how chicken-rich it is and the very golden glisten of it.
01:38You'll taste deep-down chicken flavor in every tempting spoonful.
01:42What's more, you'll find pieces of tender chicken meat in it and fluffy, snowy rice.
01:47I know you'll agree that Campbell's is the real old-fashioned kind of chicken soup.
01:52Why not keep several cans of Campbell's chicken soup on hand?
01:55
02:02Good evening, this is Orson Welles.
02:05The Campbell Playhouse, as I've already mentioned, is a radio show and not a broadcast from the stage.
02:10Our stories are addressed to you in your homes and not to an audience that we can see.
02:15And only on special occasions are inhabitants of the outside world admitted to the mysterious privacy of the studio from which these words are originating.
02:24Tonight is such an occasion.
02:26For tonight our story is about courtrooms and judges, laws and lawyers, and nobody knows less about these things than I do.
02:32And nobody knows more than my good friend, Mr. Samuel S. Liebowitz.
02:36Who has been kind enough to come up here and check my script for inaccuracies and to advise me on points of legal procedure.
02:43Under the circumstances, the least I could do was to ask him to stay for the broadcast.
02:47But Mr. Liebowitz, as everybody knows who can spell out a headline, has been prominent in more celebrated trials than you could shake a docket at.
02:56It's hardly necessary to remind you of the Irwin case, the Vera Stretch case, the Scottsboro trial, the bread knife murderous,
03:02the mother on a slayer, the vendetta woman, or the gigolo murder.
03:06With this enviable and unprecedented career behind him, I am fairly sure that Mr. Liebowitz examined my case very thoroughly before he took it on.
03:14I can hardly hope that he will defend my performance of counselor at law.
03:19I can only hope that our broadcast will not detract from his record.
03:23Ladies and gentlemen, may I present counselor at law, counselor at law, my legal advisor for tonight, Mr. Samuel S. Liebowitz.
03:32Thank you, Orson. I'm very curious to see what you're going to do with one of my favorite plays.
03:38As you know, the original author, Elmer Wright, was a law student, so his legal details are mostly authentic.
03:46As far as I can see, there's nothing in your script that would be ruled out of court.
03:50I hope you're right, Sam, and I hope you like our show.
03:53And now if you'll just sit over there with Mrs. Liebowitz and pretend you're the jury,
03:57Allie McMahon, Gertrude Berg, and the rest of us of the Campbell Playhouse will present our case to you,
04:01and I promise you we'll all be very interested to hear your verdict.
04:05Ladies and gentlemen, and Mr. and Mrs. Liebowitz, the Campbell Playhouse presents Counselor at Law by Elmer Wright, and remains obediently yours.
04:15And gentlemen of the jury, I ask of you to put yourselves into Dora Chapman's place.
04:30She loved to speak with all the tender emotion that a woman can lavish upon a man.
04:35The small finger that pressed that fatal trigger was the desperation of a loving heart.
04:42I know, gentlemen, as you look into the face of this poor widow, oppressed with grief and remorse,
04:48you will not find it in your hearts to condemn one whom heaven has already punished for no other crime than that she loved not wisely, but too well.
05:01Expert! Expert! That's the case! That's who it's with! Expert! Expert! Dora Chapman wins! That's Chapman's winning! That's Chapman's winning! Expert! Expert!
05:23Simon and Tobesco. Hello?
05:26Is Mr. Tobesco there?
05:27Yes, I'll put you through.
05:29Hello? Simon and Tobesco. Who is calling, please?
05:33Mr. McKee.
05:33Mr. McKee?
05:34No, Mr. McKee.
05:35Mr. McKee, K-Light and Kitty?
05:37That's right, a Bartlett, Bartlett McKee.
05:39One moment, please. Mr. McKee, a Bartlett, Bartlett McKee calling Mr. Tobesco. Oh, Henry.
05:44Yeah, what is it?
05:44Say, Henry, will you distribute this tomato?
05:46Aw, gee, I gotta get out these notices at trial. Can't you even sort it?
05:50Say, who's the office boy around here, you or me?
05:52Simon and Tobesco.
05:54Mr. Heimlich, please.
05:55One moment, please.
05:57Hello? Simon and Tobesco.
05:59Hiya, Bessie. Listen a little loud.
06:01Oh, so it's you, is it? I thought you was dead and buried.
06:04Did you wear mourning?
06:05No, I don't look so good in black.
06:07You miss me, babe?
06:08Yeah, sure, I miss you.
06:09Did you, Bessie?
06:10Yeah, like Booth Miss Lincoln.
06:12Gee, I'm glad I'm wearing long sleeves so I can laugh in them.
06:15Aw, you go for me, Bessie, you know you do.
06:17All right, now I'll tell you one. Wait a minute.
06:20Simon and Tobesco.
06:21Is Mr. Simon there?
06:22Yes, who's calling?
06:23Where's Mr. Goldman?
06:24One moment, I'll give you Miss Gordon, his secretary.
06:27Brooks and Indigo are calling Mr. Simon.
06:29Here's Miss Gordon, Mr. Simon's secretary.
06:31All righty, go ahead.
06:33Hello?
06:34I'm still waiting.
06:35Yeah, you had another call.
06:36Well, here's your chance, babe.
06:38You and me stepping out tonight.
06:39I can't tonight.
06:40Say, you must have your hats made in a barrel factory.
06:43You better call me back later. I'm busy now.
06:45Hello? Simon and Tobesco.
06:48One moment, please.
06:51Excuse me, Miss Gordon.
06:52Who did you wish to see, madam?
06:54Is Mr. Heimlich busy, please?
06:56Yes, he is. Would anybody else do?
06:57I'll wait for him.
06:58Well, he may be busy for quite a while.
07:00Oh, that's all right. I've got plenty of time.
07:03All right, take a seat.
07:05Hello? Simon and Tobesco.
07:08Mr. Heimlich is calling Mr. Simon.
07:09Who's calling Mr. Simon?
07:11I'll put you through to Miss Gordon, his secretary.
07:13Excuse me, Missy.
07:14Missy!
07:15Tongue-on-rye and chocolate mountain.
07:16Oh, thanks, Charlie.
07:17Thirty cents and here's your change.
07:18Did you tell him to put a lot of Russian dressing on it?
07:20Yeah, he smeared it on thick.
07:22Simon and Tobesco.
07:24Hello?
07:26Mr. Bellini?
07:27Yes, you can have Mr. Tobesco now.
07:28Mr. Bellini is calling Mr. Tobesco.
07:31Excuse me, ma'am.
07:33Yes?
07:34What is it, please?
07:35Ain't you Mr. Simon's mother?
07:36Sure, I'm Lena Simon.
07:38I thought I recognized you.
07:40I guess you don't remember me.
07:42Well, I think I saw you somewhere before.
07:46Ain't Charlie McFadden?
07:47Used to be the helper to Barney O'Rourke, the plumber on 3rd Avenue?
07:51When you and your old man had the bakery shop and George was selling papers?
07:54Oh, sure.
07:55Sure, of course, sure.
07:58Then we lived on 86th Street.
08:00Yeah.
08:01I'll say you're looking great.
08:02Well, you don't look a day older than the last time I saw you.
08:04Well, I have my health, thank God.
08:08My boy gives me everything.
08:10More than I want.
08:11Why shouldn't I look well?
08:13Well, you sure got reason to be proud of your son, Mrs. Simon.
08:16He's a prince among men, that's what he is.
08:17Yes, that's just what he is, Mr. McFadden.
08:21Well, he gave me a new start in life, that's what he did.
08:24You know, I was nothing but a jailbird.
08:26You're working here for George?
08:29Yeah, nearly four years now.
08:31Thought disturber.
08:32Now and again, I do a little private detective work for Mr. Simon.
08:36You see, I got ways of finding things out.
08:38He's a good, good man, my George.
08:41He always worked hard.
08:43Since he was a little boy, he's working hard.
08:45Always working and studying and trying to better himself.
08:50Is that true?
08:52That's how he made his success?
08:54Well, I'll tell you yesterday, Mrs. Simon.
08:56No, Mr. McFadden, I'll sit and wait for George.
08:59It's all right.
09:00He's so busy and I have all day.
09:02Hello?
09:03Simon, is this so?
09:05Please hold, Susan.
09:06I believe it's Simon's secretary this morning.
09:09One moment, please.
09:11Good morning, everybody.
09:13Oh, good morning, Mrs. Chapman.
09:14Good morning, Betsy.
09:15Well, congratulations, Mrs. Chapman.
09:17Thanks, Charlie.
09:18Well, you sure must be feeling good this morning, Mrs. Chapman.
09:20Yeah, just like a new woman, that's how I feel.
09:23Yeah, I'll bet you do.
09:23After all you've been through.
09:25Of course, after Mr. Simon talked to the jury,
09:27I had a feeling that everything was going to be all right.
09:30Why, do you know I just sat there and cried like a baby?
09:33And when the acquittal came, would you believe it?
09:36I was out like a light.
09:37Gee, I wish I could have heard Mr. Simon speak.
09:39Betsy, will you tell him I'm here?
09:41I sure will.
09:42Oh, Miss Gordon, Mrs. Chapman's in the office
09:44to see Mr. Simon.
09:46All righty, I'll tell her.
09:47Mr. Simon's on long distance.
09:49Miss Gordon says will you please take a seat
09:50and wait a minute, Mr. Chapman.
09:52OK, I hope you don't make it too long.
09:53Simon in today's show.
09:56Oh, good morning, Mrs. Simon.
09:58Oh, good morning, Betsy.
10:00Oh, uh, Mr. Simon, he's on long distance just now, ma'am.
10:03Oh, well, that's Mrs. Gordon.
10:04Well, Miss Gordon is talking on another wire.
10:06Do you want to hold on?
10:07No, I'll call later.
10:08All right, Mrs. Simon, I'll tell him you called.
10:10Goodbye.
10:11That was Mrs. Simon.
10:13Does she come around here a lot?
10:14Oh, well, not so much.
10:15They live up in Westchester.
10:16Yeah.
10:17She's one of the 400, you know.
10:18Her father was the governor of some state.
10:21Kind of ritzy, huh?
10:22Well, you know the way those society games are.
10:24They never wear the same dress twice.
10:26Yes, Miss Gordon?
10:27Mrs. Simon, we'll see Mrs. Chapman now.
10:28Are you asking for anything?
10:29All righty.
10:30You can go right in now, Mrs. Chapman.
10:32You know the way?
10:32Yes, I know the way.
10:37Hello, Zadora.
10:38Hello, George, darling.
10:39Sit down.
10:40Thank you, George.
10:41Pretty busy, Zadora.
10:42What's on your mind?
10:43Anything special?
10:43I've got clients waiting for me.
10:44Oh, well, let them wait.
10:46George, darling, how can I ever thank you enough?
10:48Thank me last night.
10:49It's my business to help people when they get into trouble.
10:51And hereafter, don't keep any firearms around the house.
10:54It might turn out so well next time, you know.
10:55Oh, George, you were so wonderful when
10:57you talked to the jury.
10:59All those beautiful things you said about me.
11:02It made me feel that you were the first man that
11:04ever really understood me.
11:06Well, anyhow, I understand juries.
11:07It's very nice of you to come in, Zadora.
11:09Any time I can be of any further use to you, I'm very glad.
11:11Why are you so cold to me, George?
11:13Don't you know how fond I am of you?
11:16Oh, George, dear, I've learned to grow so fond of you.
11:20I realize you're a married man.
11:21Now, listen, listen, Mrs. Chapman.
11:23I was engaged to defend you on the charge
11:25of murdering your husband.
11:26There's nothing in the retainer that requires
11:28me to fall in love with you.
11:29Well, of all the dry nerves.
11:31This is the way out, Mrs. Chapman.
11:32Come on.
11:33Are you throwing me out of your office?
11:34That's what it looks like.
11:35You go to the devil.
11:36Goodbye, Mrs. Chapman.
11:37You're going to pay for this.
11:39Say, Betsy, if that woman comes in or calls me, I'm out.
11:41Do you understand?
11:42Yes, Mr. Simon.
11:43They'll help me.
11:43That's the last of those female murder cases
11:45I'll ever handle.
11:46Hello, George.
11:48Mama.
11:50Mama, I didn't know you were here.
11:51That's all right, George.
11:52How are you?
11:53You've been here long.
11:54Betsy, why didn't you tell me my mother was here?
11:56Only a few minutes, George.
11:58Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Simon.
11:59I didn't know the lady was your mother.
12:00What do you mean you didn't know?
12:01Don't you ask people who they are when they come in?
12:03George, please.
12:04I got plenty of time.
12:05The next time my mother calls, I want her announced right away,
12:08no matter who's in the office.
12:08Do you understand?
12:09Yes, Mr. Simon.
12:10Come in the office, Mama.
12:12Have you lunch?
12:13Sure, sure.
12:14It's been a long time already.
12:16Sit down, sit down, Mama.
12:17Make yourself comfortable.
12:20Well, Mama, I decided to go to Europe with Cora next week.
12:24That's good, George.
12:25That's good.
12:26You need a good rest.
12:28You work too hard.
12:29I don't need any rest, but, well, hard work's good for me,
12:31Mama, but I promised Cora that we'd
12:33celebrate our fifth anniversary by taking a trip together.
12:36You know, I haven't really had a chance
12:37to be alone with Cora much.
12:39That's what you should do, George.
12:41A man and his wife should be just as close together
12:44as possible.
12:45Especially when a man has a wife like Cora.
12:48She's a wonderful, wonderful woman, Mama.
12:49Yes.
12:50She has a good husband, and you too, George.
12:53Yes, of course.
12:54According to you, nobody would be good enough for me.
12:56It's one of the king of England never asked
12:57me to become his son-in-law.
12:58No, I'm sure his daughters couldn't do any better.
13:02Mama, you're a sweetheart.
13:04All right, laugh, laugh.
13:06My opinion, you don't change.
13:09George, I want to talk to you.
13:14Is anything wrong?
13:15You feeling all right?
13:16Oh, I'm feeling fine.
13:17About me, you mustn't worry, George.
13:20What's the matter, then?
13:21What are you so serious about?
13:23George, you mustn't be angry with me.
13:26I'm not going to be angry.
13:26What is it?
13:28George, your brother David called me up this morning.
13:34Well?
13:35He told me you wouldn't be angry.
13:37I'm not angry, Mama.
13:38Go ahead.
13:39He needs a little money.
13:40Money?
13:41What does he need money for this time?
13:43Check came back from the bank.
13:45You mean he gave somebody a bum check?
13:47He made a little mistake in his balance.
13:48Oh, that devil, he made a little mistake in his balance.
13:50He's a crook, that's what he is.
13:51George, is that a way to talk about your brother?
13:54Yes, brother.
13:55A fine brother he is, but I'm through with him.
13:56He can get himself out of this one.
13:58George, be a good boy.
14:00It's the last time.
14:01He won't do it again.
14:02Yes, how many times have I heard that one before?
14:04I'm through with him, I tell you.
14:05I'm supposed to be an important lawyer around here.
14:07I'm mixed up in more front page cases
14:08than any lawyer in New York.
14:09People from whole families come in
14:10and think I'm doing them a favor
14:12if I accept their retainers.
14:13If I don't happen to like a millionaire's looks,
14:15I throw him out of the office.
14:16Yeah, it's fine for me, isn't it,
14:17to have a brother going around
14:18getting himself pinched in gambling rates
14:20and handing out rubber checks.
14:21It's great, isn't it?
14:22George, please.
14:23For me, do it.
14:25Not for him.
14:25Oh, no.
14:27I don't always ask you for something, George.
14:31All right, then, Mama.
14:32Put it that way.
14:34Rexy, will you come in?
14:36Thanks, Georgie.
14:38You're a good boy.
14:40Yes, Mrs. Simon.
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh, hello, Mrs. Simon.
14:43How are you?
14:44Can't complain.
14:45Thank you, Ms. Gordon.
14:45Rexy, make out a check.
14:47My brother for...
14:48How much is it, Mama?
14:49Uh...
14:50$450.
14:52$450.
14:53Cash for the mail tonight.
14:54Yes, Mrs. Simon.
14:55Oh, uh, keep him alone
14:56from the county clerk's offices outside.
14:58He says it's important.
14:59A few minutes can't be that important.
15:00He can wait.
15:01Yes, sir.
15:03A nice girl, George.
15:05What's up, Ms. Gordon?
15:06Yeah, she's a wonderful secretary.
15:07Couldn't get along without her.
15:09How is it such a nice girl like Ms. Gordon
15:12don't...don't find herself a husband?
15:14I don't know.
15:15Tell me she's interested in men.
15:17Well, Georgie, I see you're busy.
15:21I think I'll go home now.
15:22All right, Mama.
15:23Take a taxi up there.
15:24Bus is all right, too.
15:25The bus is good enough.
15:27And, uh...
15:28thank you, Georgie, for...
15:30for David.
15:31And from now on, I'm sure he'll be a good boy,
15:34like you.
15:36Every night, George, I...
15:37I say a prayer for you...
15:39and for him.
15:41Goodbye, Mama.
15:42Goodbye, George.
15:43Take care of yourself.
15:44Goodbye.
15:46Rexy!
15:48Yes, Mr. Simon?
15:49Rexy, how much did I tell you to send a bill
15:50to Mrs. Richter for?
15:52Oh, uh, 5,000.
15:54I'd better make it 6,000
15:55and send it to her as soon as the separation agreement is signed.
15:57I want her to get it while she's still grateful.
15:59Yes, sir.
15:59Oh, uh, Mr. Simon.
16:00Yeah, what is it?
16:01Motion to dismiss Palin against White National
16:03comes up this morning.
16:04Get an adjournment.
16:05And here's a money order for $50
16:06from Mrs. Moran in that accident case.
16:08Send it back.
16:08She can't afford to send me $50.
16:11Hello.
16:12Mr. Simon's office.
16:13Miss Gordon speaking.
16:13What is it now?
16:14It's Mrs. Simon.
16:16Hello, darling.
16:17How are you?
16:18How are you, dear?
16:19Fine.
16:20I had a hard time getting you.
16:21Yeah, I was talking to Washington.
16:23You didn't get home last night.
16:24No, no.
16:25The jury didn't come in till after midnight,
16:27and by the time I got it out, it was nearly 2.
16:29George?
16:30Yeah?
16:31Did you check on the reservation?
16:32Oh, yes, darling, on the...
16:33on the Paris.
16:34Say, why don't you have lunch with me?
16:35Todd, I have a date.
16:37Oh, I see.
16:38I'm sorry.
16:39Oh, that's all right, darling.
16:40I'll...
16:41I'll see you this afternoon around 3.
16:42All right.
16:43Goodbye, sweetheart.
16:45All right, anything else?
16:45Well, Pete Malone's still waiting to see you.
16:47Oh, and there's a wire from Washington.
16:49I don't understand it.
16:50All it says is yes, and it's signed XYZ.
16:53Let me see it.
16:55Well.
16:56Get Joe Fishman of Fishman & Company right away.
16:58Tell him to buy 5,000 shares of Gulf Coast Utilities
17:00at the market.
17:00But, Mr. Simon, you said only last week.
17:01I know it's a lousy start, but that wire's a hot tip.
17:04The court's going to dismiss the complaint
17:05against the company, and the stock's due for a little whirl.
17:07Go on, hurry.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:08Do what I tell you, and send in Pete Malone.
17:10Yes, Mr. Simon.
17:12Ceci.
17:13Yes, Miss Gordon.
17:14Mr. Simon will see Mr. Malone.
17:16Yes, Miss Gordon.
17:17Oh, and Mr. Simon, before you go out,
17:19Mr. D'Esco would like to have a word with you.
17:20All right, all right.
17:23Come in.
17:25Hello, George.
17:26Well, what's on your mind, Malone?
17:28Plenty, George.
17:29I'm afraid it's not good news.
17:30Sit down, Phillip.
17:31You know my brother Ed, the warden up at Elmhurst?
17:33Sure, I know him.
17:34How's it getting along up there?
17:35Oh, he's getting along all right.
17:37They tipped me off to something I think you ought to know.
17:39All right.
17:40You ever remember handling a case for some fellow named,
17:43oh, wait a minute till I think of his name.
17:44It's some Dutch or Hebrew name, something or other, Stein.
17:48Wait, I think I wrote it down somewhere.
17:50Yes, here it is.
17:52Breitstein, Johan Breitstein.
17:54Remember him?
17:55Yeah, I remember.
17:55Johan Breitstein, the German boy.
17:57I defended him on a larceny charge
17:58about eight or nine years ago and got him acquittal.
18:00What about it?
18:01Was there something about an alibi?
18:03Yeah, he had an airtight alibi.
18:04That's why the jury acquitted him.
18:05Yeah, well, it seems there was another guy
18:07who was mixed up in the case.
18:08Is that right?
18:09Yes, he established the alibi for Breitstein.
18:11That's it.
18:12Well, this bird's doing a stretch up at Elmhurst,
18:13and it seems he had a session with a friend of yours
18:15who's a member of the parole board.
18:17What are you talking about?
18:18A man by the name of Francis Clark Baird.
18:20Ever hear him?
18:21Yes.
18:22Well, what about him?
18:23Well, this bird's been giving Francis Clark Baird some song
18:26and dance about that alibi being framed up.
18:28What do you mean framed up?
18:29I'm just telling you what Ed told me over the phone
18:31last night.
18:32This guy Baird on the grievance committee
18:34of the Bar Association too?
18:35Yes, I think so.
18:36Well, that's what Ed said.
18:38He says he's got a hunch that Francis Clark Baird
18:40would like to get something on you, George.
18:42I guess that's right too, ain't it?
18:43Sure he would.
18:44I licked him to a fare you well in half a dozen cases.
18:47Well, that's what I said to Ed.
18:48There's nothing to it, Ed.
18:49I says George is too smart a boy, I says,
18:50to let himself get mixed up with anything like that.
18:52Only, I thought I'd better tip you off.
18:54Thanks, Peter.
18:55It's well of you to let me know.
18:57Hey, what do you think of those silk stockings
18:58trying to pull a thing like that on me?
19:00Ah, well, you know how it is, George.
19:01These guys that came over on the Mayflower
19:03don't like to see the boys in 2nd Avenue
19:04sitting in the high places.
19:06We're just a lot of riffraff to them.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Rexy, come in, please.
19:09Yes, Mr. Stone.
19:10Well, I got to be getting back to the office.
19:13So long, George.
19:14Come around the club some night.
19:15Yes, I will, Pete.
19:16Thanks for the steer.
19:17Keep the change.
19:18So long.
19:19So long, Pete.
19:21Yes, Mr. Simon?
19:22Listen, Rexy, I got a job for you.
19:23It's important.
19:24Yes, sir.
19:24About eight or nine years ago, I defended a fellow
19:26named Johann Breitstein in General Sessions.
19:28I want you to get a hold of Breitstein right away.
19:30Let everything else go until you locate him, understand?
19:32Yes, I certainly will.
19:33And get me all the papers out of the files
19:35and have them here for me this afternoon.
19:36People against Johann Breitstein.
19:38Then send up to General Sessions and order a transcript
19:40of the stenographer's minutes of the trial
19:41and locate Breitstein.
19:42And ask Mr. Tedesco to step in here right away
19:44and I don't want to be disturbed.
19:45Yes, Mr. Simon.
19:46OK.
19:48Yes, Mr. Simon?
19:49Is Charlie McFadden out there?
19:51He's gone to the bank.
19:52All right, get a hold of him as soon as he gets in.
19:54I want to see him.
19:56Hello, John.
19:57What is it, George?
19:58You want to see me?
20:00John, you're my partner.
20:01Got a right to know this before anyone else.
20:04You ever hear of Francis Clark Baird?
20:07Baird?
20:07Yes, I've heard of him.
20:09He's got something on me and he's going to break me.
20:12What do you mean, he's got something on you?
20:14Well, you think I'm crazy when you hear this.
20:15Maybe you're right.
20:17I want help to pull out of a jam by putting over a fake alibi.
20:20Subordination of pardons?
20:21Yeah, that's right.
20:22They can't get me on a criminal charge.
20:23The statute of limitations is run,
20:25but they can disbar me and they will.
20:28Disbar you?
20:29That's what I said.
20:30George, how did you ever get yourself mixed up in anything like that?
20:33Oh, don't ask me.
20:34I was just a fool, that's all.
20:35I'll tell you how it happened.
20:38Nine years ago, a kid by the name of Brightstein
20:39had stolen $12 out of a locker in a bathhouse.
20:42Well, I advised him to plead guilty and get off for a few months.
20:44Then I discovered that he was a fourth offender
20:46and that a conviction meant a life sentence.
20:48Well, I didn't know what to do about it,
20:49so finally Brightstein said he could get a fellow to swear
20:51that he was in his house in Jamaica the day the robbery was committed.
20:53I couldn't refuse, John.
20:55I'd known the kid and his family.
20:56I knew he'd go straight if I got him off, and he has, too.
20:59I just couldn't see that kid get a life sentence, so...
21:04Like a sucker, I went into it,
21:05and now the chickens are coming home to roost.
21:07But has this fellow Brightstein been squished?
21:10No, the guy that fixed the alibi's been talking,
21:12making a play for parole,
21:13and of course Francis Clark Baird has to be on the parole board.
21:17Funny, in a way.
21:19For years, that Yankee's been trying to get something on me.
21:22Every time he's drawn a blank,
21:23and now this one thing that was dead and buried and forgotten
21:26falls right into his lap.
21:28It's as good as if I'd misappropriated a million dollars.
21:31Well, can't you bluff it, too, George?
21:33Well, maybe yes, maybe no.
21:34Trouble is that the case won't bear any investigating.
21:36Oh, good Lord.
21:37What am I gonna do, John?
21:39They're gonna disbar me, sure as fate.
21:42It's rich, and...
21:44I guess there's not much use going to Francis Clark Baird with the whole story.
21:48That's a laugh, John.
21:49Might as well throw a biscuit into a cage of a man-eating tiger.
21:53Well, I know some ways that you could get him
21:55that would put an end to his funny business forever.
21:57John, listen, we're a long way from Sicily, boy.
21:59Put it out of your mind.
22:01You'll make me sorry that I told you in a minute.
22:03Well, what good is a rat like that?
22:05He's out after our scalps, isn't he?
22:07And why?
22:07Because we came from the streets, and our parents talk with an accent.
22:10Oh, what's the good of talking about all that?
22:12He's technically right, and he's doing his duty.
22:13Well, you're not licked yet, George.
22:15We'll pull all the wires we can.
22:17Thanks, John.
22:18I can count on you to the last drop of blood.
22:21One bright spot in the picture.
22:23Got you and one or two other friends that'll stick to the finish.
22:26And a wife that's 100%.
22:29Makes it worth fighting.
22:30That's the boy.
22:32You know, maybe I'm building this thing bigger than it really is.
22:35See how it works out.
22:37I just wanted you to know about it, John, that's all.
22:41Yes?
22:42What is it?
22:43Charlie McFadden's come in, Mr. Simon.
22:44Send him in right away.
22:45Well, I guess I'll be going, George.
22:47I'll see you later.
22:49Come in, Charlie.
22:50All right, John, I'll give you a call when I come back for lunch.
22:52Thanks.
22:52All right, George.
22:53Keep your chin up.
22:54Okay, John.
22:55Thanks.
22:56You want to see me, Chief?
22:58Yeah, Charlie.
23:00Sit down.
23:02Listen, Charlie.
23:03Something I'd like you to do for me.
23:04It's pretty important.
23:05Okay, Chief.
23:06There's a lawyer by the name of Francis Clark Baird.
23:08Sure, I know him.
23:09He's right across the street in the French Building.
23:11Yeah?
23:12What I'd like you to do, Charlie, is to see what you can find out about him.
23:16About him shattered, is that it?
23:17Yeah.
23:18Well, Rexy, come in, please.
23:19Yes, Mr. Simon.
23:21Yeah, Charlie.
23:22I want you to know how he spends his time and who his friends are and where he goes nights.
23:26I get you.
23:27I don't suppose it'll do much good, but you might try.
23:29Leave it to me, Chief.
23:30I've got lots of ways of finding things out.
23:32Yes, Mr. Simon.
23:32Listen, Rexy.
23:34All right, Charlie.
23:34Thanks a lot.
23:35So long, Boston.
23:36Rexy, did you locate Brightstein?
23:38Well, I found out where he works.
23:39He's out on a job, and we're trying to get him.
23:41Well, have him come to the office the minute you find him.
23:42All right.
23:43I've got to go to court now on that Wheelock case.
23:45I'll be back in an hour.
23:47And you'd better get something to eat.
23:48I'm not hungry.
23:49Oh, Mr. Simon.
23:50Yes, Rexy.
23:51What is it?
23:52Mr. Simon, is there anything wrong?
23:55Oh, there is, isn't there?
23:57Of course not.
23:57Why is there anything wrong?
23:59Because if there were anything that I could do, Mr. Simon...
24:02Oh, you can mind your own business.
24:04That's what you can do.
24:05♪♪
24:16Here, Betsy.
24:16Drink this.
24:17What is it?
24:18Well, it's just some bromides to quiet your nerves.
24:19Now, go on, drink it.
24:20Does it taste bad, Miss Gordon?
24:21Oh, no, no.
24:22It's nothing at all.
24:23Go on, take it.
24:23It'll make you feel better.
24:24I hate taking stuff.
24:25And what will Mr. Simon say if he comes in and finds me
24:27laying on his couch?
24:28Now, I'll take care of that.
24:29And if you don't feel better, I'm going
24:30to send you home in a taxi.
24:31Oh, no, I don't want to go home.
24:32Honest, I don't, Miss Gordon.
24:34I really don't.
24:35I'll only stop thinking if I go home.
24:36Oh, are you sure?
24:37Yeah, I'll be back in a...
24:38I think I'll be all right in a minute.
24:39I think I'll go back to the switchboard.
24:49She's all right again.
24:50You better jump in the cab there.
24:51I think you'll go home.
24:51Oh, no, I'm all right again, Mr. Simon.
24:53Honest, I am.
24:53I'm going back to the board right now.
24:55Now, listen to me.
24:55If you're not feeling all right, I want you to go home.
24:57Oh, I'm all right, Mr. Simon.
24:58Thanks ever so much, Miss Gordon.
25:00Now, what's the matter with her?
25:01I saw somebody jump out of the window of an office building,
25:03and it gave her a bad shock.
25:05Gee, that's awful.
25:06Where was it?
25:07Well, I don't exactly know where.
25:08It was somewhere on 5th Avenue.
25:10Imagine a fellow doing a thing like that.
25:11Oh, I suppose if you're tired of living,
25:13it's as good a way as any to end it.
25:15What, jumping out of a window like that?
25:16Well, why not?
25:17A few seconds, and it's all over.
25:20I guess people don't do it unless they
25:21have a pretty good reason.
25:23What the devil are you so morbid about?
25:25I'm not morbid.
25:26Only we don't ask to be brought into this world,
25:28and if we feel like leaving it, I
25:30don't see that it's anybody's business but our own.
25:32What's the matter?
25:34Don't you feel well or something?
25:35Oh, yes, of course.
25:36Just talking a lot of nonsense, that's all.
25:38Good.
25:39Bride's done yet?
25:40Yes, sir.
25:40He's waiting outside.
25:41See him right away.
25:42Wait a minute.
25:42See if you can get me Francis Clark's band.
25:44Now, I'll try him again.
25:45Betsy, try Mr. Baird again at his office.
25:48Anything important in the mail?
25:49Well, a check came in from the Murray Packing Company.
25:50How much?
25:51$10,000 plus $200 and some odd dollars for disbursement.
25:54I forget the actual amount.
25:56Oh, hello?
25:56Sorry, Mr. Baird isn't in.
25:57Oh, I see.
25:59Now, Mr. Baird isn't in.
26:00Oh, when's he expected?
26:01Wait a minute.
26:01Is that his secretary?
26:02Yes, sir.
26:03I'll talk to her myself.
26:04Hello?
26:04Is this Mr. Baird's secretary?
26:06Yes, sir.
26:07This is Mr. Simon speaking.
26:08Miss George Simon.
26:09Do you know when Mr. Baird will be in?
26:11I'm sorry.
26:11He didn't say.
26:12Oh, I see.
26:13Well, do you know where he can be reached?
26:15No, no.
26:16Well, he's in town, isn't he?
26:17I couldn't say.
26:18Do you think you're likely to hear from him during the day?
26:20I don't know, sir.
26:21Yes, it's all pretty indefinite, isn't it?
26:23Well, OK, if you do hear from him,
26:25will you tell him that I called and ask him if he'll
26:26be good enough to call me?
26:27Yes, Mr. Simon.
26:28Thank you very much.
26:29Goodbye.
26:30I think that Baird could afford to employ
26:32a more convincing liar than that.
26:33All right.
26:34I'll see Brightstein now.
26:35OK.
26:36Yes, Miss Gordon?
26:37Mr. Simon, we'll see Mr. Brightstein now.
26:39Yes, Miss Gordon.
26:40All right, and I don't want to be disturbed.
26:41Plan any engagements?
26:43You have a date at 3.30 with Mr. LaPorte.
26:45Yes, I must keep that.
26:46I put off all the others.
26:47Oh, Mr. Brightstein, won't you come right in?
26:49Come right in, Brightstein.
26:50Sit down.
26:50Rexy, see that I'm not disturbed, will you?
26:53Yes, sir.
26:54Well, Brightstein, glad to see you again.
26:56Very glad to see you, Mr. Simon.
26:57How have you been?
26:58Oh, I've been fine, Mr. Simon.
27:00I got a good job now.
27:01You have?
27:02What are you doing?
27:02I'm assistant cameraman for General Newsreel.
27:04Is that so?
27:05That's great.
27:06Listen, Brightstein, has anybody been talking to you
27:08lately about that case of yours?
27:10No, Mr. Simon, they haven't.
27:11Nobody's approached you or asked you any questions?
27:13No, sir.
27:14Why?
27:14Well, it seems the fellow that fixed that alibi of yours
27:17has been doing some talking.
27:17Holy Moses, Mr. Simon, does that mean that they're
27:20going to come after me again?
27:21Yes, they're likely to.
27:22Holy smoke, Mr. Simon, what am I going to do?
27:23Well, don't get excited anyway, Brightstein.
27:27I think maybe everything will be all right.
27:28You do just what I tell you to do.
27:30Well, sure I will, Mr. Simon.
27:32To be with, I've got a wife and family,
27:33and I don't know what I'll do if anything.
27:35What you've got to do is to stick by that alibi story.
27:37Do you understand?
27:38Yes, sure, Mr. Simon, whatever you say.
27:40Besides, Mr. Simon, everything I got, I owe to you.
27:43Jimmy, if it wasn't for you, I'd be in for life.
27:45I'd go through fire and water for you.
27:46All right, Brightstein, all right, thanks.
27:47Just keep all this under your hat,
27:48and if anybody questions you, just
27:49stick to your story and act dumb.
27:51You betcha.
27:52You think everything's going to be all right, Mr. Simon?
27:54I hope it is.
27:56Why don't you?
27:57Oh, yeah, sure, oh, yeah, just thinking.
27:59What?
27:59Well, I was thinking in case they should
28:01look up the hospital records.
28:02What hospital records?
28:03Well, the hospital records of this fellow
28:04that fixed the alibi.
28:05What are you talking about?
28:06Well, you know, the day it happened,
28:07the day he said I was in his house.
28:09Well, he was in the hospital.
28:10You mean to say that the day you robbed the bathhouse,
28:11this man was in the hospital?
28:12Yeah, he used to have fits, and they took him to the hospital.
28:14Aw, me.
28:16OK, are you sure of this, Brightstein?
28:17Oh, yeah, sure.
28:18That's why I had to pay him $200 to testify.
28:21He was afraid they'd find out about him
28:22being in the hospital that day.
28:24I thought you knew all about it, Mr. Simon.
28:26First I ever heard of it.
28:27Gee, I hope everything's going to be all right.
28:29Yeah, so do I.
28:30What is it, Rexy?
28:32Goodbye.
28:33Goodbye, Mr. Simon.
28:34Goodbye, Brightstein.
28:36Yes, Rexy, what is it?
28:37You rang.
28:38Yeah, did I?
28:39I rang?
28:41Well, I forgot what I wanted.
28:43Yes?
28:44Yes, Rexy?
28:45Mr. Simon is here.
28:46Oh, ask her to come right in.
28:47I don't want to be disturbed, Rexy, no matter what it is.
28:49Yes, sir.
28:50And keep trying to get bed.
28:52Try him at his club.
28:53Yes, Mr. Simon.
28:55Hello, darling.
28:56Hello, George.
28:59You're looking wonderful.
29:01Oh, what is it, George?
29:02You were so mysterious on the phone.
29:05Well, darling, I'm sorry to have to tell you this.
29:10The European trip is off.
29:14I know it's a big disappointment to you,
29:15and I never in my life looked forward to so much.
29:20Something has come up.
29:21I can't get away.
29:22But you were so certain only yesterday
29:24that nothing could keep you from going.
29:25What is it?
29:26Another $100,000 fee?
29:28Oh, I wouldn't have called off our honeymoon, darling,
29:30for a retainer from the United States Steel Corporation.
29:32But it's not business, it's entertaining.
29:34Well, it is and it isn't, dear.
29:37I don't know just how to tell you.
29:38Well, tell me, George, what it is.
29:41It doesn't help matters to pile up the suspense.
29:43No, I guess you're right.
29:45Well, darling, I'm in trouble.
29:47The worst trouble I've been in my whole life.
29:49Well, tell me.
29:50Well, I'm threatened with disbarment.
29:52Oh.
29:53Oh, how perfect it got.
29:55Yeah, I knew it would shock you.
29:57It's been a shock to me, I can tell you.
29:58I don't understand it.
30:00Disbarment?
30:01I thought that, doesn't disbarment imply...
30:04Yes, it does more than imply.
30:06It establishes that a man is guilty of conduct
30:08which makes him unworthy to practice his profession.
30:10That's what I'm faced with this very minute.
30:13Then, I mean, I'm quite bewildered.
30:1718 years, 18 years.
30:19I've been a full-fledged lawyer 18 years.
30:22Nobody's ever had anything on me.
30:23And then this one thing, this one little thing
30:25that was dead and buried comes up.
30:28Bing.
30:30How'd I go like a candle?
30:31What was it that you did, George?
30:34You know what it means to frame up on an alibi?
30:35Yes, I think I do.
30:37Getting someone to testify falsely.
30:40I don't know much about these things, George.
30:41Wasn't that a dishonest thing to do?
30:43Well, it was conniving at a lie
30:45to save a poor kid from going to prison for life,
30:47to prevent a conviction that nobody wanted,
30:49not the judge, nor the district attorney,
30:52nor the jury, but that the law made inevitable.
30:54But why do you have anything to do with such people,
30:56thieves, criminals?
30:57Well, I'm a lawyer, darling.
30:59Somebody's got to defend people who are accused of crime.
31:01Was this boy guilty?
31:02Guilty of stealing a few dollars, yes.
31:03And now someone's found out about the alibi
31:05and they're going to disbar you, is that it?
31:06Yes, someone's found out.
31:08A man who's had it in for me for years.
31:10A gentleman by the name of Francis Clark Baird.
31:12Francis Clark Baird.
31:13Why, he's a very eminent lawyer, isn't he?
31:16I think I've heard father speak of him.
31:17Isn't he one of the Connecticut Bairds?
31:19Yes, he may be for all I know,
31:20but that doesn't mean much to me.
31:22All that I know is that he's got the dope on me
31:24and he's gonna make me pay through the nose.
31:25Why do you always put things on a personal basis, George?
31:28Isn't it the duty of a man like Mr. Baird to...
31:29No man has to break another man unless he wants to.
31:33Darling, you're not siding with Baird, are you?
31:37I really don't know what to say, George.
31:39It's most distressing.
31:41I know how you've had to struggle
31:43and it's all very admirable,
31:44but it's made it possible for you to accept things
31:46that are rather difficult for me to accept.
31:49Well, what things, darling?
31:50Oh, I don't know.
31:52There's something distasteful
31:53about the whole atmosphere of the thing.
31:55This association with thieves and perjurers.
31:58And now this scandal.
31:59It will be a scandal, I'm sure.
32:01Newspaper publicity and all that.
32:03I'll try to spare you all I can, darling.
32:04What are my friends going to say?
32:05How am I going to face them?
32:07Do they mean more to you than I do?
32:08That isn't the point.
32:10The best thing for me to do is to go to Europe,
32:12until it is as I'd planned.
32:13If this thing blows over, and let's hope it will,
32:17you can join me abroad later.
32:19If it doesn't, well,
32:22there's time enough to think about that.
32:24You mean you're going to walk out on me?
32:28Well, that's a very crude way of putting it, George.
32:31And very unfair to me, too.
32:33It isn't as though I could do anything for you.
32:35I could, I'd be glad to stay,
32:36but you've said yourself there isn't anything now,
32:38haven't you?
32:39Yes, I guess I did.
32:42Just that at a time like this,
32:43I thought I'd like to have you around, that's all.
32:47Isn't that just a little selfish, George?
32:50Yes, I guess you're right.
32:53Yes, it is selfish.
32:56I hadn't looked at it in that way, I just thought...
33:00I just thought, Corbett, maybe you'd want to stay.
33:02Oh, please don't misunderstand me, George.
33:04Please don't think I'm unsympathetic.
33:06Would you like me to ask Father to intercede with Mr. Bailey?
33:08No, I don't think you'd better do that.
33:10Well, whatever you say.
33:11I do hope everything will turn out for the best.
33:14Oh, well, I've really got to run now.
33:16I'm late as it is, I'm meeting Roy Darwin for cocktails at 21.
33:19Who?
33:20Roy Darwin.
33:21Oh, uh, George,
33:22will you be coming out to the country tonight?
33:26Well, I don't know whether I'll be able to make it or not.
33:27I'll phone you if I can.
33:28Yes, do.
33:30Oh, well, George, I do hope everything's going to be all right.
33:34Goodbye, sweetheart.
33:36Here, you can go out this way.
33:38Don't bother.
33:39I know the way.
33:46Rexie, any luck with that bed call?
33:49No, I called his club, they said he wasn't great.
33:51I'm sure they did.
33:52Well, he knows who it is and he's ducking.
33:54Mr. Simon, it's time for you to leave for your luncheon appointment with Mr. LaPorte.
33:57What?
33:57Oh, oh, yes, is it time to leave?
33:59Yes, sir.
34:00All right.
34:01You know, Rexie, maybe that guy wasn't so crazy after all.
34:04What do you mean, Mr. Simon?
34:05The one that jumped out of that window.
34:08Maybe he's better off that way.
34:10Troubles are over.
34:11What?
34:12I know I did.
34:13Maybe I was wrong.
34:16What's the matter?
34:17Nothing.
34:19What are you crying about?
34:20I'm not crying.
34:21It's nothing, nothing at all.
34:23What's the matter with you lately?
34:25Nothing the matter with me.
34:26Don't you feel well?
34:27Yes, yes, of course.
34:29Maybe you've been working too hard.
34:31Maybe you ought to have a little vacation, huh?
34:32No, no, I don't want any vacation.
34:35Well, maybe I'll be going away myself soon, then you get a good rest.
34:38I don't want a rest.
34:40I'll get a cab for you now.
34:41Never mind, I'll find one.
34:43If anyone calls me, I'll be back in an hour.
34:44And get me a reservation on the four o'clock plane to Washington.
34:49Yes, Mr. Simon.
35:10In just a moment, we will continue our Campbell Playhouse presentation of Counselor at Law.
35:15This is the Columbia Broadcasting System.
35:42This is Ernest Chappell speaking.
35:43We welcome you back to the Campbell Playhouse presentation of Counselor at Law,
35:47starring Orson Welles, Aline McMahon, and Gertrude Berg.
35:50This is, frankly, an interruption, but a very brief one.
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36:29We now bring you the second half of Counselor at Law, starring Orson Welles, Aline McMahon, and Gertrude Berg.
36:39Simon and Tedesco.
36:41Mr. Tedesco, who is calling, please?
36:43I'll give you Mr. Tedesco.
36:47One moment, please.
36:49Mr. Simon's out of town.
36:50It's almost five now. You better call back in the morning.
36:53All righty.
36:55Simon and Tedesco.
36:58Well, I'll give you Miss Gordon, the secretary.
37:00One moment, please.
37:02Simon and Tedesco.
37:05Hello.
37:06Yes, this is Mr. Simon's office. Miss Gordon speaking.
37:09No, I'm awfully sorry. Mr. Simon's out of town. He left last night.
37:12I see. Well, tell his friend from the conference to call.
37:14Oh, yes, I'll tell him.
37:17Hello. This is Mr. Simon's office.
37:20Oh, no, Mrs. Simon. No, he's not returned from Washington yet. Are you at the pier now?
37:24No, I'm leaving in a few minutes.
37:25Well, of course, he might have gone from the airport to the pier. How soon will you be at the pier?
37:28In about half an hour.
37:29Goodbye, Miss. Say goodbye. Hope you will.
37:32All right, I will.
37:34I hope you have a pleasant trip, Mrs. Simon.
37:37I hope you fall overboard, Mrs. Simon.
37:39Yes, isn't that it?
37:41No, Mr. Tedesco.
37:42It's almost five.
37:43I think he may have gone right to the French Line pier. Mrs. Simon's boat sails at six to Paris.
37:47Oh, I forgot to send her a telegram.
37:49You want me to take care of it for you?
37:50Yes, if you don't mind.
37:51All right, I'll send it right away.
37:55Hello, Joan.
37:56Oh, good afternoon, Mr. Simon.
37:58Hello, Rexy.
37:59Well, Mr. Simon, your wife just called up.
38:00Yeah?
38:02I'll call up the pier. No, never mind. We're down in a few minutes.
38:04Have a taxi ready for me in about 15 minutes.
38:06Yes, sir.
38:07Oh, did you arrange about the books and flowers?
38:09Yes, sir.
38:09Ah, you know, fresh flowers every day.
38:11Yes.
38:12Do they undertake that?
38:13Yes, is that all?
38:14Yeah, that's all.
38:16Well, John, leave him alone and I'll just get back to Washington.
38:19Well?
38:20Might just as well have saved himself the trip.
38:22What did he say?
38:23Oh, he handed out the usual line of bull about what a great guy I am, how he loves me like a brother,
38:29about what a tough break it is if this thing has to come up.
38:32Yes, well, is he going to do something about it?
38:33Not a thing. He tried to get him to make a personal appeal to Baird, but it wasn't a bit of use.
38:37Oh, the yellow rat.
38:39Why didn't you tell him that if it hadn't been for you, we never would have got the nomination?
38:41Oh, it's a use. He doesn't know it already. It's because he doesn't want to know it.
38:45I don't blame you for being good and sore, that dirty little snitch.
38:48I know, but what do you expect? This is a cutthroat game we're in. It's every man for himself.
38:54Well, John, I'm about at the end of my rope.
38:58Tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock, the grievance committee meets,
39:01and once it gets before them, I can kiss my little career goodbye.
39:05No, you're crazy. We're going to fight, and we're going to get you out of it.
39:09No use talking that way, John. You're no better.
39:13I haven't got a chance. I'm through. I'm finished.
39:16Now, listen. Take my advice and get some sleep tonight.
39:19I guess you haven't been sleeping much, have you?
39:22No, not much.
39:23Well, that's what you need, a good sleep.
39:26Why don't you lie down and take a nap now?
39:28No, I've got to go down to the boat and say goodbye to my wife.
39:31Is there anything I can do?
39:36No, not a thing, John.
39:39Good night.
39:41Oh, Mr. Simon.
39:43Yep.
39:43I forgot to tell you, Charlie McFadden wants to see you about something.
39:47Wait till tomorrow. Are you getting me a cab?
39:48Yes, sir, right away.
39:50Yep.
39:52Excuse me, chief. Can I see you for a minute?
39:53Not now, Charlie. I've got to go down to the boat to see Mr. Simon off.
39:56Well, I've got some news for you, chief.
39:58Oh, sorry.
40:00You've got some...
40:01What kind of news?
40:03It's about our friend across the way.
40:04Oh, Baird?
40:05That's him.
40:06Let's have it.
40:07Come on, Charlie.
40:09Found out something about him?
40:10Well, I'll say I have.
40:11Well, what is it?
40:12Well, Francis Clark Baird is leading a double life.
40:15What do you mean he's leading a double life?
40:16Well, wait till I tell you now, chief.
40:19Remember me telling you I found out that he's always making business trips to Philadelphia?
40:22Yeah, well...
40:24Well, yesterday off he goes to the Pennsylvania station and boards a train for Philly with me right behind him.
40:30Well?
40:31He gets out of the station and hops a taxi for Germantown.
40:34Germantown.
40:35So I grabs another hat and tells the driver to follow me.
40:37Yes, go on.
40:39Well, we're going along great, when all of a sudden he gets into a traffic jam,
40:45and by the time it gets straightened out, we lose him.
40:49Well, is that all?
40:51Oh, Lord, no.
40:53That's just the beginning.
40:55He goes back to the station and hangs around, waiting to see if the other taxi's going to come back.
41:00Well, after waiting for about three hours, sure enough, back he comes.
41:05Was Baird in it?
41:06No, sir, he wasn't.
41:07Well, go on, go on.
41:09Well, I gets talking to the driver and asks him if he remembers.
41:13He says he does.
41:15He takes the same man out every week to visit his niece in Germantown on Sycamore Drive,
41:20number 1217 it was.
41:23So I drive out to 1217, and it's dark by now.
41:28So I look through the window, and there's a girl.
41:31A good-looker she is, too.
41:32And there's a photograph of Baird over the mantelpiece.
41:35Was Baird there?
41:36No, sir, he was not.
41:37Well, what is all this?
41:38What proof you got that he ever was there?
41:40Wait a minute, chief.
41:41I ain't done yet.
41:43I says to myself, that little lady don't look like no niece to me.
41:47Is that what you call evidence?
41:49No, sir.
41:50Well, go on.
41:51Well, there's nothing to do till everybody's in bed.
41:54Then I goes back to 1217 and takes a look into the house.
41:58What do you mean?
41:59You broke into the house?
42:01Well, I wouldn't want to admit that, chief.
42:03I'd be liable to arrest and imprisonment if I did.
42:05Are you crazy?
42:05What'd you do a thing like that for?
42:07Now, don't worry about me, chief.
42:09It was an easy job, and I ain't so much out of practice as I thought I'd be.
42:13Well, how'd you find out?
42:15Well, I figured there'd be letters from him, and there was.
42:20You found letters from Baird to this woman?
42:22Yes, sir.
42:23A whole stack of them.
42:24Where are they?
42:25What do they say?
42:26They're right here, chief.
42:27They're all about how much he loves her and adores her,
42:30and about how she don't have to worry about her future.
42:33If you'll just lie low and keep your mouth shut.
42:35Now you know what you've done for me.
42:36Well, it's the least I could do, chief.
42:38After all you've done for me.
42:39Rencie!
42:40Rencie!
42:40Yes, yes, Mr. Simon.
42:41Get me Francis Clark Baird on the phone right away.
42:44Yes, sir.
42:45Give me a line.
42:47Rencie!
42:48I think we've got Mr. Francis Clark Baird just about where we want him, and...
42:52Say, Rencie, take dictation.
42:54Yes, Mr. Simon.
42:54To my wife.
42:55Darling.
42:56Darling, don't sail.
42:57Get right off the boat.
42:59Everything's gonna be all right, and I'll be able to go with you in a few days.
43:03Phone me the instant you get this.
43:06All my love, sweetheart.
43:15Simon and Tedesco?
43:16Who's calling, please?
43:18It's me, Mr. Paciotti.
43:19I'm sorry.
43:20I'm sorry.
43:20Mr. Tedesco's gone for the day.
43:23Simon and Tedesco?
43:24Mr. Simon, please.
43:25One moment, please.
43:26I'll give you his secretary.
43:27Oh, uh, Betsy, Mr. Simon's not to be disturbed.
43:31He's having an important conference with Mr. Francis Clark Baird.
43:35If any calls come, I'll take them.
43:37Oh, I'm sorry.
43:38I'm sorry.
43:38I'm sorry.
43:39I'm sorry.
43:39I'm sorry.
43:40I'm sorry.
43:40I'm sorry.
43:41I'm sorry.
43:41I'm sorry.
43:42I'm sorry.
43:42I'm sorry.
43:43I'm sorry.
43:43If any calls come, I'll take them out here.
43:45OK, Miss Gordon.
43:49Good evening, everybody.
43:51Oh, good evening, Mrs. Simon.
43:53Uh, Miss Gordon, is my son here yet?
43:56Well, there's somebody in there with him,
43:57and I think it's kind of important.
43:59Oh, won't you sit down?
44:00He won't be very long.
44:01It's all right.
44:02I'll wait.
44:02I've got plenty of time.
44:05How are you today, Miss Gordon?
44:07Oh, I'm all right, thanks.
44:08And you?
44:09Oh, I can't complain.
44:12You know, Miss Gordon, every time I come in the office here,
44:16I always think of the first place my Georgie worked.
44:20Oh.
44:21Water Street.
44:24Yeah.
44:25She was 13 years old.
44:2713?
44:28She was an office boy already for Haitian Rosenthal.
44:31Mm-hmm.
44:32For $4 a week.
44:34Oh, well.
44:35Yeah.
44:36$4 a week it started.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Today he's the biggest lawyer in New York.
44:44Miss Gordon, he's feeling all right?
44:49Yeah, as far as I know.
44:51Now, why?
44:52I don't know.
44:54Every day this week when he called me up,
44:57he's kind of troubled.
44:58Oh, well.
44:59If there was anything wrong, he'd have told me.
45:02Yes, uh, that would be perfectly satisfactory.
45:06I'll ask you.
45:09Hello, Mama.
45:10What are you doing here?
45:11Hello, Georgie.
45:12Uh, Mr. Baird, I want you to meet my mother.
45:15How do you do, Mrs. Simon?
45:17How do you do?
45:18You know, Mr. Baird, she's a regular old shrew.
45:21If I don't behave myself, she comes after me with a rolling pin.
45:24Georgie, how can you talk so foolishly?
45:26I'm afraid I really must be going.
45:28Oh, must you?
45:29I'm very sorry.
45:30All right, Mr. Baird.
45:31Thanks for coming in.
45:32Why don't you drop in someday and have lunch with me, Mr. Baird?
45:35Thank you very much.
45:36Good day, Mrs. Simon.
45:37Bye.
45:39Ha, ha, ha.
45:41That's my pal, Francis Clark Baird.
45:44He's one of the finest, handsomest, blue-blooded, tough shirts I ever met.
45:48Ha, ha, ha.
45:49What's the matter with you, Georgie?
45:51Nothing's the matter with me.
45:52I'm just feeling good, that's all.
45:53Can't I feel good if I want to?
45:55I'm glad you feel good, Georgie.
45:56I'm feeling fine, Mama.
45:57I've never felt so fine in my life.
45:59Say, how about a little dance?
46:01Come on, come on.
46:02Give us a dance.
46:03Georgie, are you serious?
46:05You're a fine dancer you are.
46:06You have to give me a few lessons.
46:07Now, come on.
46:08Give me lessons.
46:09La, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
46:12La, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
46:14Oh, my God.
46:15They're telling Mr. Baird themselves.
46:17Ha, ha.
46:19Ah, that's a beautiful hat you have on, Mama.
46:21Is that a new hat?
46:22Oh, God.
46:23Two years ago it was new.
46:25I never saw it before.
46:26Here Mama, buy yourself a new hat.
46:27I don't want a new hat, Francis.
46:29I want you to buy yourself a new hat.
46:30Come on, take it, Mama.
46:31Georgie.
46:32Say, Betsy, go home.
46:33I won't need you anymore.
46:34Oh, you're expecting Mrs. Simon to call?
46:36That's all right.
46:37I'll take care of myself. Go on, Bessie, beat it.
46:39Yes, sir.
46:40Say, Bessie, treat yourself to a show tonight. You and your boyfriend.
46:43Oh, gee, thanks, Mr. Simon. Good night.
46:46Good night. Say, Rexy, Rexy, you can go home, too.
46:48Oh, I'm in no hurry.
46:49Go on home, I tell you. Don't you know there's a law against night work for women?
46:53Oh, is there? Are you sure you don't need me?
46:55Listen, if you don't go right away, I'll drop you out of the window. Go on, run along.
46:58All right, I'll get my things. Well, good night, Mrs. Simon.
47:01Good night, Mrs. Gordon.
47:04George, why do you act like a crazy?
47:07I don't know, Mama. I'm just feeling good, that's all.
47:10Would you like to see me feeling good, Mama?
47:12Well, I didn't think you were feeling good, George. That's why I came to see you.
47:17Over the telephone, you sounded so blue. I was worried about you.
47:23Oh, there's nothing to worry about, Mama. I had one or two important things on my mind.
47:29Everything's all right now. I think... everything's fine. I feel great.
47:33I knew there was something wrong.
47:35It's all over now, I tell you, Mama.
47:37Now, wait a minute. That must be Cora.
47:40Hello? Hello?
47:44Yes, darling, it's me speaking.
47:46Now, listen, sweetheart. Sweetheart.
47:49I've got some wonderful news for you. Listen.
47:52Everything's all right.
47:54Everything's all right, honey.
47:57Well, in a bad manner. Well...
48:00It's all fixed up.
48:02I knew you would be. And listen, darling.
48:04Get right off the boat.
48:06We've only got ten minutes left.
48:08Why, didn't you get my note?
48:10You've still got time to get off.
48:13Honey, we'll have a little celebration tonight.
48:16You know, just the two of us, you and I.
48:21But darling, it's only...
48:24It's only postponing a few days.
48:27Darling...
48:29You mean you don't want to?
48:34I see.
48:38Yeah, sure.
48:41I wouldn't want you to do anything unreasonable, would you?
48:46No, it's all right. I... No!
48:50No.
48:53No.
48:56Thanks.
48:58Well, have a wonderful trip.
49:02Goodbye.
49:05Georgie.
49:09What's the matter, Mama? What do you want?
49:11Georgie, something wrong?
49:14Tell Mama.
49:16Nothing wrong, Mama.
49:19And I tell you, there's nothing wrong.
49:21Why don't you tell me, Georgie?
49:23Leave me alone, Mama.
49:25Can't you let me alone?
49:27Yes, Georgie. Only if I can help you.
49:30I don't want any help, Mama.
49:32Help me by going home. That's all you can help me.
49:34All right. All right, Georgie.
49:37If you want me to go, I'll go.
49:40I wish you would, Georgie.
49:42I...
49:45I have some work to do.
49:47Bye, Georgie.
49:49Please take good care of yourself.
49:52Yeah, goodbye, Mama.
49:54Bye.
49:55Stop worrying about me.
49:56Bye.
49:57All right.
50:06Hello?
50:09Hello. I'd like to speak to Mr. Roy Darwin, please.
50:12He's out?
50:15Oh, is that so?
50:17He left for Europe.
50:20When did he sail?
50:23Six this evening?
50:26I see. Uh, hello.
50:29Do you happen to know the boat he's sailing on?
50:31The Paris.
50:48Oh, Mr. Simon!
50:50Oh, no.
50:51Mr. Simon, what are you doing at that window?
50:53Nothing! What do you want here?
50:55Didn't I tell you to go home? What's the matter?
50:57Well, I've been putting on my hat and coat.
50:59Don't lie to me.
51:01Don't lie to me. You've been hanging around spying on me.
51:03That's what you've been doing.
51:04Oh, no, I haven't. Honest. Honest. I haven't.
51:05Don't lie to me! You've been spying on me!
51:07Oh, I couldn't. I couldn't.
51:09You've been spying on me.
51:11You've been spying on me.
51:13You've been spying on me.
51:15You've been spying on me.
51:17Oh, I couldn't go home. I was so worried.
51:19Shut up! Shut up, do you hear me or I'll break every bone in your body
51:21and you better start looking around for another job.
51:25I'm leaving this business.
51:27Oh. Oh.
51:31I'm through! I'm through! I'm finished!
51:35You work yourself to the bone and for what?
51:39So every snob in town can answer it.
51:41Answer it.
51:43Can't you even answer the telephone?
51:47Hello? Yes. Yes.
51:49Well, I'll see if he's still here.
51:51Keep calling, please.
51:53Mr. Theodore Wingdale, the president of the American Steel Company.
51:55Mr. Theodore Wingdale, the president of the American Steel Company.
51:57Tell him to go to the devil.
51:59Well, I say you're not in.
52:01I don't care what you say.
52:03Well, I'm afraid he's gone, Mr. Wingdale. Is there anything I can do?
52:05Oh, this is his secretary speaking.
52:07No, I don't.
52:09Oh, well, just one moment.
52:11He says it's a matter of life and death.
52:13All right, kid.
52:15Tell him it's that Wingdale himself. Yes, sir.
52:17Well, tell him... Oh, wait a minute. I'll talk to him myself.
52:19Hello, Mr. Wingdale.
52:21This is George Simon speaking. Yeah, my secretary got me
52:23just as I was getting in the elevator. What's the trouble?
52:25Oh, I see.
52:27Oh, is that so?
52:29Say, has the fleet been there?
52:31I see.
52:33Mr. Wingdale, have you made any statements?
52:35Oh, that's right. Don't say anything. I'll be right up. Goodbye.
52:37Wingdale's son had a fight with his wife this afternoon.
52:39Shot her dead.
52:41That's awful. Say, she was the richest girl in Texas.
52:43Can you imagine what a case like that's going to be?
52:45We've got to get right on the job. Well, I'm ready.
52:47You're always ready, Rexy. That's one thing I can count on.
52:49What? Nothing, nothing.
52:51Come on, hurry. We'll grab a sandwich on the way up.
52:53Yes, Mr. Simon. What are you waiting for?
52:55Not a thing, Mr. Simon.
52:57Come on. You don't need a hat. Come on.
52:59Yes, Mr. Simon.
53:01Say, Rexy. Yes, Mr. Simon?
53:03Rexy, I'm sorry I bore you off this afternoon.
53:05That's all right, Mr. Simon.
53:07Well...
53:09I'm... I'm sorry.
53:11Oh, for heaven's sake, Mr. Simon, let's get going!
53:27You have just heard Orson Welles
53:29in his own Campbell Playhouse production
53:31of Counselor at Law by Elmer Wright.
53:33In just a moment, Orson Welles will bring you
53:35his guest of the evening, Mr. Samuel S. Leibovitz,
53:37noted trial lawyer,
53:39and the leading players of tonight's cast,
53:41Eileen McMahon and Gertrude Bird.
53:43But first, as I said a little while ago,
53:45you and your family can enjoy
53:47the good taste of chicken anytime
53:49just by serving Campbell's chicken soup.
53:51You see, it's made the good old-fashioned way.
53:53Campbell's chefs use
53:55all the meat of government-certified
53:57plump chickens.
53:59Then they simmer the broth long and slowly
54:01until it positively glistens with golden richness
54:03and delicious chicken flavor
54:05abounds in every spoonful.
54:07They add snowy rice and pieces of chicken,
54:09chicken so tender it almost melts
54:11in your mouth.
54:13But after all, the proof is in the eating.
54:15So why not have it this weekend?
54:17Because just as sure as you like chicken,
54:19you'll like Campbell's chicken soup.
54:21Now, here is Orson Welles.
54:23And here is Mr. Leibovitz.
54:25Well, Orson, the jury requires
54:27no deliberation.
54:29Mrs. Leibovitz and I have reached our decision.
54:31We find you guilty.
54:33Guilty of a good show in the first degree.
54:35Well, Sam, I won't appeal that.
54:37You know, this isn't the first lawyer
54:39I've played on the radio.
54:41Yes, I remember you used to be quite famous
54:43for your impersonations of me on news broadcasts.
54:45For a while there,
54:47I thought it was I.
54:49Sam, I'd like you to meet the accessories
54:51before the fact. Ali McMahon, please take the stand.
54:53Your witness, Mr. Leibovitz.
54:55Miss McMahon, I followed you on the stage
54:57and in the pictures.
54:59Well, thanks, Mr. Leibovitz. I followed you in the headlines.
55:01And I'd like to tell you how much I've enjoyed
55:03your performance of Regina Gordon tonight.
55:05Is that the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
55:07So help me.
55:09Call Gertrude Berg.
55:11Mrs. Berg, is it not true
55:13that during numerous 15-minute periods
55:15from Monday through Friday,
55:17you are known to millions of radio listeners
55:19as Mrs. Goldberg?
55:21Yes, Mr. Leibovitz.
55:23And is it not true that tonight
55:25I must remind you, Gertrude Berg,
55:27that anything you say may be held against you?
55:29Yes, Mr. Leibovitz.
55:31And it's been so very pleasant working with Mr. Wells
55:33that I hope it won't be the last.
55:35I must caution the witness that it won't be if I can help it.
55:37And now, Orson,
55:39as to your performance as George Simon...
55:41Objection!
55:43As your legal advisor, Orson, I urge you not to object
55:45to what I'd like to say.
55:47Objection sustained.
55:49Such references are irrelevant, immaterial,
55:51and calculated to prejudice the radio audience.
55:53Thanks, Aline and Mrs. Berg. Case dismissed.
56:05Well, next week,
56:07we're leaving offices and courtrooms
56:09and taking you out of doors and out to sea
56:11for a sea story, a true sea story.
56:13For all of the wild yarns that have spun about ships and sailors,
56:15the hardest to believe
56:17is the thoroughly authenticated adventures
56:19of the crew of the HMS Bounty
56:21after Captain Bly.
56:23Nordhoff and Hollifrey told these adventures in three bestsellers.
56:25The name of the first of these was the name of a great movie.
56:27It is also the title of next week's broadcast.
56:29Until then, until Mutiny on the Bounty,
56:31until next Friday night,
56:33the Campbell Playhouse is obediently yours.
56:35Heard on tonight's program
56:37was Manhattan Serenade by Lewis Alter.
56:39This is the Columbia Broadcasting System.

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