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00:00You
00:19Hey, welcome home from Russia last most let us take your bag
00:24I
00:30Repeat we have incoming foreigners. Where's the customs dog? I need a dog
00:39Thank goodness you're here
00:40I need you to check out all these foreign people stuff if you smell anything interesting just rip open their bags and check it out
00:55Oh
00:57How'd the big chess tournament go great first?
01:00I lost to the Russian supercomputer which cheats by the way
01:03Then I had an eight-hour layover in Siberia. The only way to keep warm was to huddle with the goats
01:11Well that explains the smell. Anyway, everything's fine. Now. You're back in nice safe Pleasantville
01:18Oh
01:23We're live at the Pleasantville Airport where England's notorious hand kisser the lecher of Lancaster
01:29Earl Stubly has arrived to propose marriage to noted socialite Tiffany Reese
01:36Earl Stubly Jackie's Maggie channel 9 news
01:48Has rejected some of the most eligible bachelors in the world other than your notorious leasiness and greed
01:54What qualities do you think will set you apart from her past suitors?
02:08Certainly not. I had my butler do it dig in boy
02:19Oh
02:21How dare you this clock is a priceless family heirloom, which I intend to give to my future wife as a proposal gift
02:37Heavens man, keep that dirty foaming bonded hound away from Lord Tiggles
02:42Lord Tickles
02:44Lord Tiggles
02:46Stubly is the little man in the clock. He also happens to be the first royal member of the Stubly family
02:53Why am I even speaking to you?
02:57And who smells like a goat?
03:02Sorry, sorry about the smell and the dog for some reason Berkeley just despises cuckoos
03:09You should have seen him on the family vacation in Switzerland
03:13Yodeler's tumbling that way clockmakers crying in the streets. Oh, it was something to see how very extraordinary
03:20And now I have to find one of those luggage carriages
03:33Just ignore her crass American ways and instead
03:38Focus on all her beautiful mounds of money
03:43Miss Reese Oh Stubly at your service
03:50Beauty is absolutely intoxicating
03:54Did you bring me a gift?
03:56Certainly my dear and if you like it, I insist
03:59Oh
04:14And such a special doggie at that
04:17Oh, this is the very very best person I've ever gotten. I think I'll call him
04:24Muffin
04:26Naturally, you prefer the lowly slobbering mongrel to this 17th century Swiss made precision timepiece
04:33Of course, I do you pudgy little angel
04:37Muffin give daddy more kisses
04:42Excellent now, what do you say we shop the hound in the cellar and catch a little theater in the park?
04:49You're joking, of course, he's going to go everywhere we go
05:00We're waiting darling
05:03When you mentioned exercise
05:06I'd rather had in mind the brisk walk or perhaps a feisty game of croquet
05:11If we're going to be married, you'll have to learn to do the things I like
05:16Look at you, dude. Oh, I don't know who's cuter
05:20It was so nice of the ambulance men to drop us here at the restaurant, it's too bad your feet swell so bad
05:50It'll probably be days before you can take your skates off
05:55Small indignity to endure for you my culturally challenged little angel
06:04Good evening and welcome to the two-leaf clover. I'll be your leprechaun for the evening
06:11Let's just start with three bowls of leprechaun soup
06:15Don't you just love the restaurant?
06:20Mm-hmm
06:26Look how well muffin is eating you soon. Why don't you try it his way?
06:31Well, my darling. I don't think it's quite dignified to lap one soup
06:36But if you insist, I'll just throw generations of pride and breeding
06:41To the wind
06:46Really this is quite the most disgusting thing. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the restroom to be unwell
06:54Would somebody kindly give me a push to get me rolling?
07:11When you suggested dancing I was rather expecting a ball or perhaps a tea dance
07:24Okay, it's square dancing time
07:28Everybody stamp your feet now take your partners by the hand and spin them till they can't stand
07:34Spin them high spin them low spin them fast and then let them go
07:41I
07:50Think I hear wedding bells
07:56Done it it took the patience of a saint
08:11I
08:15Will done we told Lord Tiggles from his little roost normally prone to our displays of emotion muffin
08:23But you
08:29These people were at the door
08:32They say that muffin belongs to them. Hey there Earl. We've been tracking you all the way from the airport
08:39It was easy we just followed Berkeley's trail of destruction
08:47And then you'll take him far far away
08:52You're a jolly decent dog you're a good
08:58I'm
08:59Sorry, I deceived you. I saw how much you liked the horrid little dog and I wanted to marry you so badly
09:05I just pretended he was mine
09:11You sweet one cheat little man, I tell you what Oh once we're married
09:17We'll get ourselves a muffin of our own. In fact, we'll get a dozen muffins and take them with us everywhere
09:24Heck we'll even give you the name of Berkeley's breeder
09:29With his brothers
09:35Had to do it