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00:11It's horn improvement time!
00:15Who wants to help good old dad do some chores?
00:18Come on!
00:21Who feels lucky?
00:24Ahh!
00:34Well, I guess it's you guys and Trevor.
00:37No...
00:39Actually, I'm sneaking away.
00:41What a kidder!
00:43You two round up your big brother while I fire up the glue gun.
00:49Good idea, Trev!
00:51Let's start with that loose railing knob.
00:54Whoa!
01:00Hmm. Good thing you pointed this out to me, Trev.
01:03Someone could have gotten hurt.
01:05Honey, I have to run out to pick up some new therapy puppets.
01:07As long as you're in one of your little screwdriver moods.
01:10Would you mind tightening the doorknob on my office while I'm out?
01:13I'll get my team right on it.
01:15Hal, take me with you!
01:17Okay, guys.
01:19Our first little job will be to somehow, someway
01:22pry Trevor off the floor.
01:40It's okay, guys.
01:42The more we break, the more we get to fix.
01:44Let's start with that loose doorknob.
01:48The more we get to fix, the more we get to fix.
01:51Hey, wait a minute.
01:53Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
01:55Ouch!
01:57Milk and chocolate cake?
01:59Maybe at break time.
02:02Maybe at walk time.
02:04Dad, maybe we should just forget this whole thing
02:06and call in a qualified professional?
02:08Trevor, I'm surprised at you.
02:11You should know by now that no matter how grave the crisis,
02:14a Patansky never calls in a qualified professional.
02:17No, Trevor.
02:19A Patansky sees potential in adversity
02:22and opportunity in crisis.
02:24And as a Patansky, you should see
02:26that this is the perfect opportunity
02:28to completely remodel Mom's office
02:30just like she's always wanted.
02:32Mom never said anything about wanting her office remodeled.
02:36Well, she never actually said it,
02:38but deep down, that's what she really wants.
02:41What do you say, guys? Let's jump to it.
02:46Can we wait for the pain to stop first?
02:48All right. We already got the hole for Mom's new skylight.
02:57Now that we've agreed to take on a big, scary job,
03:01we need big, scary tools.
03:03What? What do you mean by scary?
03:06Trevor, I present to you
03:09the future of home improvement.
03:12Say hello to the Build-A-Matic wonder thing.
03:16Just listen to that name roll off your tongue.
03:19Oh, boy.
03:22No, no, Trev. Not boy.
03:25Build. See, Build-A-Matic wonder thing.
03:37Go on. Hop inside. Grab the controls.
03:47Bark! Bark!
03:50Bark! Bark!
03:53Bark! Bark!
03:55Bark is big and maddening. Yeah!
04:07Barkley, look at me!
04:17No, on second thought, look back the way you were looking.
04:33On third thought, look back toward me.
04:41Barkley, no! Get out of here with that thing!
04:46Whoa!
05:05Barkley, come back!
05:08I just had the most horrible nightmare I...
05:16Oh, no. It's one of those nightmare in a nightmare nightmares.
05:20Quick! Somebody pinch me and wake me up!
05:30Keep the monster away from me!
05:34Hmm.
05:43Trev, pick up the remote and hit the red button.
05:53Whoa!
05:57Whoa!
06:03Here, do something.
06:08It won't shut down. Try pressing the blue button.
06:12No, that's for the power painter.
06:27Push the green button.
06:30That's the super drill.
06:34Why? Why?
06:37Why, why, why, why, why isn't this remote working?
06:42Did you check the batteries?
06:44They're gone.
06:46Why? Why, why, why, why, why are the batteries gone?
06:51Calm down, Trev. I have a plan.
06:54What's your plan?
06:57Run! Run like heck and don't look back!
07:03Run, Barkley! Run and don't look back!
07:14Whoa! Whoa!
07:17Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
07:22Whoa! Whoa!
07:31Ha, ha, ha! There's Bernie. He's a real live wire.
07:36Can't run, can you? Can't run anymore.
07:39Just a little further. At least keep going until I faint again.
07:43Don't worry, Trev. I have one last idea.
07:46Barkley! Bad dog! Bad dog!
07:51Barkley!
08:03I'm sorry, Barkley. You're a good dog.
08:06Now, go get Dad some batteries. Good dog!
08:11Little batteries. Little.
08:22Help!
08:41Well, it's a darn good thing the Build-A-Matic comes with cleaning attachments.
08:46Trev?
08:52Oh, my goodness.
08:55I don't know what to say. It's...
08:59Should I move my stuff out to Barkley's doghouse right away
09:02or do you want to yell at me for a while first?
09:05Yell at you?
09:07But this is my dream office.
09:10It is? I mean, of course it is.
09:13It's so wonderfully visceral. So raw.
09:17So, so exposed.
09:20Just like so many of my patients, it screams out and says,
09:23I'm broken. Fix me. Fix me.
09:27That works right out of my mouth.
09:33Speaking of fixing, the doorknob's still loose.
09:36Would you mind getting out one of your electronic doohickeys and tightening it up a little?
09:41Huh?