My Bad neighbour ( Comedy And Romance )
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00:00:00Listen, I'm not averse to the one-night stand.
00:00:05I've made the walk of shame many a morning.
00:00:08But this guy, I should have known better.
00:00:12No matter how much self-love I treated myself to after that,
00:00:17O had left the building.
00:00:21She's been on vacation for six months now.
00:00:25Six long months.
00:00:29I had all but given up hope.
00:00:53Ow!
00:00:54Shit!
00:00:55What the f...
00:00:59Yes!
00:01:00Yeah!
00:01:01You're spanking me!
00:01:03Wooh!
00:01:04A little bad.
00:01:05Bad curl.
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:10Yes!
00:01:11Yes!
00:01:12Yes!
00:01:13Yes!
00:01:14Yes!
00:01:16Welcome to the neighbourhood.
00:01:29What do you think, Clyde?
00:01:32We starting here or the living room?
00:01:38Living room it is.
00:01:40Meow.
00:01:48Meow.
00:01:53Last night was fantastic.
00:01:56I thought this morning was fantastic, too.
00:02:00I'll call you when I'm back in town.
00:02:11Bye-bye, Spanx.
00:02:14Don't drop it on me.
00:02:16Shut up, Althea.
00:02:17Hey, no fighting, you two.
00:02:19Happy housewarming.
00:02:20Quit moving so much. We're tired of buying you stuff.
00:02:23I cannot believe you guys carried that all the way up the stairs.
00:02:25Oh, believe me, we waited in the cab for someone to walk by,
00:02:28but no luck, so we schlepped it up ourselves.
00:02:32Hey, guys, careful.
00:02:34Jillian would kill me if I banged a hole in the wall.
00:02:36Well, at least one hole would get banged around here.
00:02:39Charming. So?
00:02:41I wish my boss would give me an awesome rent-controlled apartment in the city.
00:02:45You don't have a boss.
00:02:47I organize people's homes. I have a lot of bosses.
00:02:55We knew how much you miss your old one.
00:03:01It is beautiful.
00:03:04Oh, do you two want to be left alone?
00:03:06No. No, I want you to be here to witness this love. Thank you.
00:03:16What?
00:03:17Can I start on your drawers? I'm dying to start placing everything.
00:03:21Have at it. Merry Christmas, freak show.
00:03:25Meow.
00:03:33Oh, God.
00:03:38Meow.
00:03:42Meow.
00:03:46Meow.
00:03:47Meow.
00:03:48Meow.
00:03:50Oh, God.
00:03:51Hey, mister, it's cool. We just have a noisy neighbor, that's all.
00:03:55Meow.
00:03:56Meow.
00:03:57Meow.
00:03:58Meow.
00:03:59Meow.
00:04:00Meow.
00:04:01Meow.
00:04:02Meow.
00:04:03Meow.
00:04:04Meow.
00:04:05Meow.
00:04:06Meow.
00:04:09Meow.
00:04:11Oh, now you want some love from me, huh?
00:04:14After abandoning me for Purina?
00:04:17Meow.
00:04:18Meow.
00:04:22Yeah, yeah. I know you love me.
00:04:26Call me when you're back down.
00:04:37До свидания.
00:04:55Bye.
00:05:18Ask me about the Sausalito house.
00:05:21How's the Sausalito house?
00:05:23Done.
00:05:25Housewarming next weekend. You and your squad are invited.
00:05:27Sounds great. Can we bring anything? Can we stare at Benjamin?
00:05:32No, and I would expect nothing less.
00:05:35How's the apartment?
00:05:36Fantastic. Thank you so much for subletting it to me, Jillian. You were the best.
00:05:41It's nothing. For the rent, it would break my heart to let it go.
00:05:44When's the last time you slept there?
00:05:47Not since I moved in with Benjamin, so like a year ago.
00:05:53Do you hear any late-night noises?
00:05:56No. The last neighbor I remember was in his 80s, and the only noise I ever heard was reruns of Gunsmoke.
00:06:05Well, straight-up sex is coming through those walls now.
00:06:09And not sweet, boring sex, either. We're talking...
00:06:15Interesting.
00:06:16They were banging the wall so hard, a picture fell on my head.
00:06:22Do you know the neighbor's name?
00:06:24Simon.
00:06:25God, stupid.
00:06:27Wallbanger.
00:06:29Simon Wallbanger.
00:06:31I love it.
00:06:35Okay, back to work.
00:06:37The Nicholson's are coming at one, and landing this job will be huge for the firm. You ready?
00:06:45To the Nicholson's!
00:06:47Woo!
00:06:52You're not gonna find your lost dough with me.
00:06:54Oh, here, let me.
00:07:08Kittens, lay back.
00:07:10You're about to get wallbanged.
00:07:17Oh, Simon.
00:07:20Oh, Simon.
00:07:23Yes, yes, Simon, yes!
00:07:32What the hell is this?
00:07:34This is the sexual torture I have been listening to the last two nights.
00:07:41Laffy Pants has been getting done like this for the last two nights?
00:07:44No, the first night was Spanx. She was a naughty, naughty girl.
00:07:50And last night, Clive met the love of his life when Purina made her debut.
00:07:57Purina?
00:07:59She meows when he makes her cum.
00:08:04Have you seen this guy yet?
00:08:06Nope, but my pee-pool's getting a workout.
00:08:10Wow, three girls in three nights. That's some kind of stamina.
00:08:15It's some kind of disgusting.
00:08:17I am not getting any sleep.
00:08:20My poor wall.
00:08:22What does your wall have to do...
00:08:23Wait, and hold for it?
00:08:31Oh, my God.
00:08:35Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
00:08:40Hi, Simon.
00:09:11Hi.
00:09:20Italian tile is definitely the way to go.
00:09:23Mrs. Nicholson, your bathroom will look stunning.
00:09:41No.
00:09:58Don't judge.
00:10:10That's it. Right there, Simon.
00:10:12Good. Yes, right there.
00:10:14Yes. Now.
00:10:16Now.
00:10:18Now.
00:10:21Now.
00:10:23Now.
00:10:26Tch, tch, tch, tch.
00:10:39Hey.
00:10:43Corey.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:46How are you?
00:10:47Yeah, I can't complain. Just touring restaurants for the old man.
00:10:50How are you? How's your decorating business?
00:10:53Design business.
00:10:55Good. I was just on my way to work and...
00:10:57Oh, no rush, pretty thing.
00:10:59Have you had lunch?
00:11:01I can get you a discount on some pizza.
00:11:03How does 5% off sound to you?
00:11:06Wow. 5%.
00:11:09As much as that sweetens the pot, I'm going to have to pass.
00:11:13So when can I see you again?
00:11:14I mean, that night?
00:11:16Damn, that was pretty great, huh?
00:11:18Yeah. Corey, you should know I'm about to vomit on your shoes,
00:11:21but I would back up if I were you.
00:11:23Just text me.
00:11:24No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
00:11:29And the contractor, who was high,
00:11:32chipped an entire pallet of tiles,
00:11:34and Clive kept stealing all the shrimp from my pad thai.
00:11:38Oh, honey, you need to do something to release that stress.
00:11:43I gotta go.
00:11:52No!
00:12:12Open this door, you man-whore!
00:12:22Simon!
00:12:42Open this door, you man-whore!
00:12:52Now look here. Do you have any idea how loud you are?
00:12:56If I have to hear one more night, one more minute,
00:13:00of you and your harem banging on the wall, I'm gonna go insane.
00:13:03Settle down. It cannot be that bad.
00:13:05I can hear every spank, every meow, every giggle,
00:13:11and I have had it. This shit ends now.
00:13:14Hey, I'm sorry if I disturbed you,
00:13:18but you cannot come over here and dictate what I can and can't do.
00:13:22You don't see me banging on your door.
00:13:24No, you're just banging on my bedroom wall.
00:13:26Well, how come you can hear me and I can't hear you, huh?
00:13:30Oh, wait. Is it because there's no one banging on your walls?
00:13:37You. You.
00:13:47Shit. I have a problem.
00:13:51Have you seen him since?
00:13:53No. It's been relatively quiet, actually.
00:13:56Either he listened to me, or his dick finally broke off and he stopped medical attention.
00:14:01He's cute, isn't he?
00:14:03Damn it. Yes!
00:14:06He's such an asshole.
00:14:10Oh, wait! Stop!
00:14:12You don't want to meet Prince Charming with flat hair, do you?
00:14:15Girl, I'm not flat anywhere.
00:14:17Plus, if these girls are on display, Prince Charming won't even know I have hair.
00:14:36Oh, my gosh.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Don't forget to try the shrimp.
00:14:42Girls! You made it!
00:14:46Stunning.
00:14:47Gorgeous.
00:14:48It's perfect.
00:14:49I told you.
00:14:50I gotta mingle, you ladies. Enjoy.
00:14:54Thank you.
00:14:56Cheers.
00:14:57Cheers.
00:15:10Oh, Sophia, I see a cowboy for you. Right over there.
00:15:13Oh, no, no, wait.
00:15:15He's taken by another cowboy.
00:15:18Okay, moving on.
00:15:23Mimi, I spotted your boy for tonight.
00:15:25Where?
00:15:26Black sweater, khaki pants.
00:15:28Oh, look at how tall he is.
00:15:30Just my type.
00:15:33Who's that yummy that he's talking to?
00:15:37It's like they both walked out of a Sophia Mimi Dream Man catalog.
00:15:43What's up?
00:15:44How are you?
00:15:46Benjamin.
00:15:49Okay, I'm coming.
00:15:53There's my three favorite ladies.
00:15:55Fashionably late as always.
00:15:59Hi, Benjamin.
00:16:01Allow me, guys.
00:16:02This is Caroline. She works with Jillian.
00:16:04Hi.
00:16:05Mimi and Sophia.
00:16:06What, you're BFFs?
00:16:07Wow, BFFs.
00:16:09Look who's teaching you the lingo, daddy-o.
00:16:13I'm Neil, and this tool here is Ryan.
00:16:15Wow, I will remember that the next time you forget your email password.
00:16:22You have very soft hands.
00:16:24I'm a concert cellist.
00:16:25Hey, Parker.
00:16:27Bring your pretty boy ass over here and meet our new friends.
00:16:29I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:16:39Wallbanger?
00:16:40Pink nighty girl.
00:16:41Wait, this is pink nighty girl?
00:16:42Pink nighty girl.
00:16:44I didn't realize you knew Simon.
00:16:46I wouldn't say I know him, but I am familiar with his work.
00:16:49You're not going to believe this.
00:16:51Mimi?
00:16:52Simon is Simon from next door.
00:16:54Simon Wallbanger.
00:16:56No way.
00:16:58Asshole.
00:16:59Benjamin, this hottie here is the pink nighty girl.
00:17:03Okay, okay.
00:17:04You know what? That's it.
00:17:05You, a word, please?
00:17:07Don't.
00:17:13Slow down, will ya?
00:17:20You've got some nerve.
00:17:21Pink nighty girl.
00:17:23I could ask the same wallbanger.
00:17:25Just because I refuse to spend another night listening to you and your harem
00:17:29does not make me a cockblocker.
00:17:31Well, your doorbanging blocked my cock,
00:17:33so it does, in fact, make you a cockblocker.
00:17:36Cockblocker.
00:17:37I am not going to spend every night listening to you
00:17:40trying to slam your girl's head through my wall with the force of your dick.
00:17:43You're really fixated on this, aren't you?
00:17:45You wish you were on the other side of that wall, nighty girl?
00:17:54Why are you such a man-whoring asshole?
00:17:57Why are you such a cockblocking priss?
00:18:10Mm.
00:18:25Okay, this never happened.
00:18:27Got it?
00:18:28Whatever you say.
00:18:30Cool it with the pink nighty stuff.
00:18:32Until I get to see your other nighties, that's what I'm calling you.
00:18:36Wow.
00:18:38They're staring daggers at each other.
00:18:41Oh my gosh.
00:18:43You should have heard Caroline tell us about what she banged on his door.
00:18:47He was still hard.
00:18:49Wow.
00:18:54Wow.
00:18:55I mean, I think we're up too.
00:18:58Pants.
00:18:59Pants.
00:19:05So I was thinking, since we're neighbors and all.
00:19:08That I'd want to join you some night?
00:19:10I have no interest in becoming one of your girls.
00:19:13I was going to say, since we're neighbors, maybe we could call a truce.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:20Or maybe not.
00:19:21Wait.
00:19:24Truce.
00:19:26But there has to be some ground rules.
00:19:28You can have your fun, hang from the ceiling fans, I don't care.
00:19:32Just late at night?
00:19:33Can you keep it to a dull roar?
00:19:36Please?
00:19:37I really need to get some sleep.
00:19:39Yes.
00:19:40I can see how that might be a problem.
00:19:43But also, you don't know anything about me or my harem, as you call it.
00:19:48So no more nasty judgments.
00:19:50Agreed?
00:19:54Agreed.
00:19:56Oh, by the way, I appreciated the quiet this week.
00:20:00Did something happen?
00:20:02Happen?
00:20:03What do you mean?
00:20:04I thought maybe you got injured in the line of duty.
00:20:07A sexcapade injury.
00:20:10Unbelievable.
00:20:11That's all you think I am, isn't it?
00:20:13A dick?
00:20:14Yes, in fact.
00:20:17Now look.
00:20:18Nice to see you two kissed and made up.
00:20:20Can it, anchorman.
00:20:22Anchorman?
00:20:24Wait, you're the local sports guy from KCYD, right?
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:28You watch a lot of sports?
00:20:29Mainly football.
00:20:30I'm a Niners fan.
00:20:31Me too.
00:20:33You okay?
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:35I got you.
00:20:36Thank you.
00:20:37Caroline, we're going to take off.
00:20:39Neil told us about this great little bar.
00:20:41Do you two want to come, or...
00:20:45No, I'm good.
00:20:46Do you two want to come, or...
00:20:52No.
00:20:53Great.
00:20:54Old wallbanger here will make sure you get home okay.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:59Sure.
00:21:04Truce?
00:21:06Truce.
00:21:09So, what did you think of our friends tonight?
00:21:12I couldn't believe they left us.
00:21:15I know.
00:21:16But my girls know what they want.
00:21:18I couldn't have painted two better men for them.
00:21:22Same for the guys.
00:21:23Your friends are exactly what they look for.
00:21:25Like down to a T.
00:21:27I'm sure I'll hear all about it.
00:21:29I'll give you the scoop tomorrow.
00:21:32I mean, if you want.
00:21:36I want.
00:21:37I want.
00:21:47So, how do you know Benjamin and Jillian?
00:21:50I work with Jillian.
00:21:52I'm an interior designer.
00:21:54Hold up. You're...
00:21:55You're that Caroline?
00:21:58That Caroline.
00:22:02It's just Jillian has mentioned you before.
00:22:05We'll leave it at that.
00:22:08Hell no, we're not leaving it at that.
00:22:10What did she say?
00:22:12You're really rough, you know that?
00:22:14What did she say about me?
00:22:16Jillian adores you.
00:22:18She adores me.
00:22:21She might have mentioned a few times that I should meet you.
00:22:38Who knew?
00:22:39The nice designer Jillian wanted to set me up with was Pink Nighty Girl.
00:22:44Had I known, I might have taken her up on it.
00:22:48Well, Pink Nighty Girl would have said no.
00:22:51You know, thin walls and all.
00:22:56I'm sorry.
00:22:58I'm sorry.
00:23:00I'm sorry.
00:23:02I'm sorry.
00:23:04I'm sorry.
00:23:05You know...
00:23:07Speaking of thin walls...
00:23:12Sweet dreams.
00:23:28Wait.
00:23:30Sweet dreams?
00:23:36Thank you.
00:23:39So, how was your ride home?
00:23:43Ow, okay.
00:23:47Thank you.
00:23:52It was interesting.
00:23:53Interesting, good.
00:23:55You know the rules.
00:23:57You dish, I dish.
00:23:58You dish, I dish.
00:23:59You dish, I dish.
00:24:00You dish, I dish.
00:24:02You dish, I dish.
00:24:03You dish, I dish.
00:24:04You dish, I dish.
00:24:05Did you know Neil was all-American in football?
00:24:08And he always wanted to be a sports broadcaster.
00:24:11Did you know Ryan sold a computer program when he was 23,
00:24:14put all his money in the bank, quit his job,
00:24:17and spent two years teaching English to kids in Thailand?
00:24:21Did you know that Simon doesn't consider his lady friends a harem,
00:24:25and that Jillian actually at one point told him about me as a potential girl he should be dating?
00:24:35Did you know Neil loves to windsurf?
00:24:38And he has tickets to the symphony benefit next week.
00:24:40We should double.
00:24:41Sounds fun.
00:24:42I was thinking of asking Ryan, who, by the way,
00:24:45runs a charity that puts computers and educational materials
00:24:49into inner city schools all over California.
00:24:51It's called...
00:24:52No Children Left Offline?
00:24:53Mm-hmm.
00:24:54I love that charity.
00:24:55I give to them every year.
00:24:56And Ryan runs it?
00:24:58Mm-hmm.
00:24:59So?
00:25:01Any kisses at the door?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04I mean, Neil kissed me.
00:25:06I bet he's a good kisser.
00:25:08He's got great hands.
00:25:10Did you notice his hands?
00:25:11It's like...
00:25:13damn fine hands.
00:25:22What?
00:25:23What?
00:25:25I don't know.
00:25:26What?
00:25:27What?
00:25:29I noticed his hands.
00:25:30They're huge.
00:25:31How could you not?
00:25:33And you?
00:25:35Was the computer genius charitable with his goodnight kiss?
00:25:40Um, yes.
00:25:42He was.
00:25:43Gave me a great goodnight kiss.
00:25:50How about you? Any kisses from Wallbanger?
00:25:57Oh.
00:26:06Morning.
00:26:07Did you see the Nicholson's about at a home theater?
00:26:09Mm-hmm.
00:26:10I knew they'd come around.
00:26:12Mimi is coming over for dinner tonight.
00:26:14We're finalizing the plans for the new closet she's been designing.
00:26:17And did I tell you I got the glass company in Murano
00:26:20to give me a deal on the pieces I ordered for the bathroom chandelier?
00:26:27Did you have dental work done?
00:26:29No, I am waiting for you to talk to me about your neighbor, Mr. Parker.
00:26:33Or should I say, Simon Wallbanger.
00:26:36Where to start?
00:26:39First of all, how the hell could you not know that he was the one thumping away every night?
00:26:45When I see him, it's always with Benjamin.
00:26:47And we usually go out for drinks or we have him over at our place.
00:26:51Regardless, it is the beginnings of a great story, don't you think?
00:26:55Simon said that you had mentioned me to him before.
00:26:59You are so busted.
00:27:00Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:01I never would have suggested you if I would have known that he had so many girlfriends.
00:27:05Benjamin must have known.
00:27:07How does he know Benjamin?
00:27:09Simon grew up in Philadelphia and Benjamin watched out for him.
00:27:13He was kind of like a big brother, favorite uncle, the surrogate father, that kind of thing.
00:27:18And Benjamin was very close with his dad.
00:27:21Was very close to Simon's dad?
00:27:25Simon's parents were killed in a car accident when he was a senior in high school.
00:27:31After the funeral, Benjamin stayed in Philadelphia for a while.
00:27:34That's when he and Simon began to talk about Simon going to university in the Bay Area.
00:27:41I think he saw it as a chance to get away from everything and he took it.
00:27:47And now he is a talented photographer.
00:27:50He flies all over the world for some of the biggest publications.
00:27:55Seriously, Caroline.
00:27:57He's a sweet guy.
00:27:59I think you two could be great friends.
00:28:02Carpet in the closet?
00:28:04Yes, it'll feel so good under cold toes in the morning.
00:28:07Okay, for that you're going to have to give me back those two feet you wanted from the bathroom for the rotating shoe rack that I vetoed.
00:28:14I can live with that.
00:28:21Oh, that'll be the takeout guy.
00:28:23You want to get the door?
00:28:24I'll get the tip.
00:28:30Oh, hey there, Simon.
00:28:34No!
00:28:35Girls, what the hell?
00:28:43Hey there, Clyde.
00:28:47Who's your new friend?
00:28:49Who's my good boy?
00:28:51Clyde, come here.
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:58Clyde, you know better than to run away from mommy.
00:29:02What the hell? Are you trying to kill me, cock blocker?
00:29:05Don't you call her that, you wallbanger!
00:29:09This cat is just a fugitive! Look at my screen!
00:29:17Did somebody order pad thai?
00:29:25Grrr!
00:29:31Thank you.
00:29:35Did that really just happen?
00:29:38I'm afraid it did. Please tell Purina I am so, so sorry.
00:29:43What did you just call her?
00:29:46Um, Purina?
00:29:50Um, why?
00:29:52Seriously?
00:29:54God, because she meows?
00:29:58Of course you would have heard that.
00:30:02Purina.
00:30:03I think Clyde's in love.
00:30:05Well, I'll make sure to convey his sentiments to Nadia.
00:30:08You better keep it down tonight, or I'm going to send Clyde back over.
00:30:11Jesus, no.
00:30:12Well, then turn on some music, or he'll be climbing the walls again.
00:30:15Okay, music I can do. Any requests?
00:30:18Um...
00:30:20Anything but big band.
00:30:23You don't like big band?
00:30:26I love it.
00:30:49Cool.
00:30:58Where are you headed off to?
00:31:00Oh, clearly somewhere fancy.
00:31:04You never gave me the scoop on what's going on with our friends.
00:31:08Did you know that our friends have been going out on double dates all week?
00:31:12Well, that's good, right?
00:31:14Yes, that is good. I'm going out with him next week.
00:31:16Next week? You should come along.
00:31:19I'd love to, but I'm heading to Ireland tomorrow.
00:31:22For a shoot?
00:31:24A shoot? You checking up on me?
00:31:26Jillian mentioned what you do for a living.
00:31:29Also, I noticed the pictures in your apartment when my pussy was chasing your Russian.
00:31:34So, Ireland.
00:31:37Yes, shooting a bunch of coastal spots, and then going into some of the smaller towns.
00:31:42Nice. Bring me back a sweater.
00:31:44Anything else?
00:31:46A pot of gold, a shamrock.
00:31:48Great. I won't have to leave the airport gift shop.
00:31:51And then when you come home, I'll do a little Irish dance for you.
00:31:56Mighty girl.
00:31:58Did you just offer to dance for me?
00:32:01Simon, Simon, Simon.
00:32:05We've been over this.
00:32:07I have no desire to join the harem.
00:32:10And what makes you think I'd ask you to?
00:32:13What makes you think you wouldn't?
00:32:19Simon? Is that you?
00:32:21I hear a mat. I'll watch my walls tonight.
00:32:24Stop it. We're going to the movies. That's it.
00:32:27Katie! This is my neighbor Caroline. Caroline? Katie.
00:32:31Hi Katie. Nice to meet you.
00:32:33Really nice to meet you. Are you the one with the cat?
00:32:36Guilty.
00:32:37Guilty. Although Clive would argue he's an actual person.
00:32:48Okay, well, I'm off. Simon, you have a safe trip. Nice to meet you, Katie.
00:32:53You too. Night, Caroline.
00:32:59I think Mighty Girl's pretty.
00:33:01Shut up.
00:33:08Tequila. Blanco on the rocks.
00:33:12How's Neil tonight?
00:33:14Neil? Good. I guess.
00:33:16Brian looks great, doesn't he?
00:33:22Thanks.
00:33:30Cheers.
00:33:37Cheers.
00:34:00How did you get my number?
00:34:03I can't reveal my sources.
00:34:05So did you have a good time tonight?
00:34:07In fact, I did. On my way home now.
00:34:10How's the Emerald Isle? Lonely yet?
00:34:14It's beautiful, actually.
00:34:18Just having breakfast.
00:34:21And I'm never lonely.
00:34:26I believe that.
00:34:28Did you buy my sweater?
00:34:33Working on it.
00:34:34Working on it? Want to get just the right one?
00:34:37Yes, please give me a good one.
00:34:43Not going to respond to that one.
00:34:47How's that pussy of yours?
00:34:55Really not going to respond to that one.
00:34:58I know what you mean. It's hard not to touch that one.
00:35:02Okay. Officially ending this round.
00:35:05The innuendos are too thick to see straight.
00:35:09Oh, I don't know. It's better when it's thick.
00:35:13Wow. I'm enjoying this truce more than I expected.
00:35:19I have to admit, it's good for me, too.
00:35:23Are you home yet?
00:35:25Yep.
00:35:27I'll wait till you're inside.
00:35:39Okay, inside.
00:35:44I'm sorry.
00:35:46It's okay.
00:35:48It's okay.
00:35:49Inside.
00:36:01Just kicked your door, by the way.
00:36:05Thanks.
00:36:07Just being a good neighbor.
00:36:11Good night, Caroline.
00:36:14Good morning, Simon.
00:36:15Good morning, Simon.
00:36:18Did you really kick my door?
00:36:22Go eat your breakfast.
00:36:34Sophia's grandparents' house is available next weekend.
00:36:37We're going to Tahoe, baby!
00:36:39Sweet! I've been dying to get away with my girls.
00:36:41We were thinking of inviting the boys. Is that cool?
00:36:43Oh, that's fine. The four of you will have a great time.
00:36:46Idiot. Obviously you're invited.
00:36:48Aw, thanks. A romantic weekend with two couples. Fantastic.
00:36:53Don't be an asshole. It'll be so fun.
00:36:55Did you know Ryan plays guitar? He's going to bring it and we can sing along.
00:36:59What is this? Camp?
00:37:01No thanks.
00:37:07Quit fucking asking me about Lucky Charms.
00:37:10Hey, that little man cracked me up.
00:37:13When are you home? We're heading to Tahoe next weekend.
00:37:16Who's going?
00:37:18Sophia, Mimi, me and Ryan. Maybe Caroline?
00:37:21You going to Tahoe?
00:37:23How the hell did you hear about that already?
00:37:26Word gets around. Neil is pretty excited.
00:37:29Oh, I'm sure he is. Sophia in a hot tub isn't too hard to figure out.
00:37:34Wait, I thought he was dating Mimi.
00:37:36Oh, he is. But he's definitely thinking about Sophia in a hot tub. Trust me.
00:37:40What's this I hear about you not coming to Tahoe?
00:37:43Going out with you guys here is one thing, but tagging along to Tahoe?
00:37:46I do not need to hear Ryan drilling you in the next room or Mimi getting manhandled.
00:37:50Do you think he's manhandling her?
00:37:52Are you actually asking if our dear friend Mimi is having sex with her new boy toy?
00:37:57Yes, I'm asking.
00:37:59As it happens, no. Wait, why are you asking? You've slept with Ryan, right?
00:38:04Oh, gotta go.
00:38:06Are you sick of green yet?
00:38:08I'm ready to come home, yes.
00:38:10Well, Sophia asked me to officially ask you if you want to come along to Tahoe.
00:38:15You in?
00:38:17So, I got invited to the Tahoe thing.
00:38:20Are you going?
00:38:22Are you?
00:38:25I asked you first.
00:38:27Child. Yes, I suppose I will end up going.
00:38:31Great. I love it up there.
00:38:32Home tomorrow, yes?
00:38:34Yep. Late flight in and then sleeping for at least a day.
00:38:38I'm baking zucchini bread. I'll save some for you.
00:38:42You make zucchini bread?
00:38:44Yep.
00:38:46Sigh.
00:39:02Don't be jealous.
00:39:32What's up?
00:39:46Mother fucking cunt!
00:39:48Sucker shit, you!
00:39:56What's with all the screaming?
00:39:58Where the hell is the shut off valve in these apartments? Bathroom too!
00:40:03Fuck.
00:40:17Do you have a wrench?
00:40:19Yes!
00:40:21Can you get it?
00:40:23Sure!
00:40:25Why are you yelling?
00:40:27I don't know!
00:40:29Here!
00:40:33Ah!
00:40:38Hooray!
00:40:48Watch it there.
00:40:57I'm going to get changed. Try to stay out of trouble.
00:41:03Meow!
00:41:08Missed the bat.
00:41:11Here's zucchini bread.
00:41:22So how was Ireland? Good times?
00:41:25I always have a good time when I'm traveling.
00:41:28I would love to travel like that. Living out of a suitcase.
00:41:32Seeing the world.
00:41:41Every time I visit a new beach, I bring back a little sand as a reminder of where I was.
00:41:46Takes me back instantly.
00:41:48Vietnam?
00:41:50Yeah, I was there a few years ago.
00:41:52Mountain villages, gorgeous beaches, and the food. Oh my God.
00:41:56I know this guy who makes the best noodles. Right on a houseboat in the middle of Ha Long Bay.
00:42:01That sounds wonderful.
00:42:04I hate Vietnamese food.
00:42:10Do you travel much?
00:42:12I try to take myself somewhere every year.
00:42:14Most people don't like to travel alone. They think they'll get lonely.
00:42:18Do you ever get lonely?
00:42:20I'm never lonely.
00:42:22Do you?
00:42:24When I'm traveling? Nah. I'm great company.
00:42:27I'd agree with that.
00:42:30Wow. Are we becoming friends?
00:42:34Friends. Yes, I think we are.
00:42:39From cockblocker to friend.
00:42:42Just give me a heads up before Spanx comes over, okay?
00:42:46Friend?
00:42:48Spanx?
00:42:50Katie?
00:42:52Well, as it so happens, Miss Katie is no longer a part of what you so kindly refer to as my harem.
00:42:57Oh, what happened? Did you paddle her too hard?
00:43:01She met someone, so we ended our physical relationship.
00:43:06But she's still a good friend.
00:43:11I like Spanx. I mean, Katie.
00:43:18So, was she the first in the harem?
00:43:22Enough with the harem business. You make it sound so sordid.
00:43:25Yes, Katie and I met in college. We tried dating for real. It didn't work out. But she's great.
00:43:32Are you sure you want to hear all this?
00:43:35Oh, I'm all ears. I've been waiting to peel this onion since you first knocked that picture off my wall and clocked me in my head.
00:43:42I knocked a picture off your wall?
00:43:45Hey, focus up. Give me the skinny on your ladies-in-waiting.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:51And spare no details.
00:43:52Well, Katie and I ran into each other after college. And we met for coffee, which turned into lunch, which turned into drinks, which turned into, well, bed.
00:44:04She's great. How do I describe her? She's soft.
00:44:08Soft?
00:44:10Yeah, she's all rounded edges and warm and sweet. She's the best.
00:44:15And Purina?
00:44:18Nadia. Her name's Nadia.
00:44:20I have a cat that says otherwise.
00:44:24Nadia and I met in Prague. She's studying for her Master's in International Relations. She speaks five languages. Did you know that?
00:44:33How would I know that?
00:44:35Exactly. It's easy to make snap judgments about someone when you don't know them, huh?
00:44:40Touché.
00:44:42Touché.
00:44:44Lizzie and I met pissed drunk in a pub in London. She walked right up to me, she grabbed me by the collar, just kissed me stupid, dragged me home. That girl knows exactly what she wants.
00:44:58How do they not get jealous? Don't they want more?
00:45:04No. No, everyone's getting exactly what they want. And I adore each of them.
00:45:12So, you've never been in love?
00:45:15I didn't say that. It's just that when my life became what it is today, most women don't want to put up with a boyfriend who's crossed the globe more often than home.
00:45:25The girls are happy. I'm happy. Why would I rock the boat?
00:45:29The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life.
00:45:35She wouldn't rock the boat, she would jump right in. Sail it with you.
00:45:41You're quite the romantic, aren't you?
00:45:43I'm a practical romantic. I can see the appeal in having a guy who travels a lot because, frankly, I really like my space.
00:45:52I also take up the entire bed, so it's difficult for me to sleep with anyone.
00:46:00So what about you? Are you dating anyone?
00:46:04No. And I'm okay with that.
00:46:07Is it so hard to believe that a hot, sexy woman with a great career doesn't need a man to be happy?
00:46:15Well, first of all, good on you calling yourself hot and sexy because it's true.
00:46:23And second, I'm not talking about getting married, I'm talking about dating.
00:46:28Have you ever been in love?
00:46:30Yes.
00:46:35James and I were together in college when I was a senior and he was finishing up law school.
00:46:40He wanted a pretty little lawyer wife who picked up his shirts from the dry cleaners.
00:46:47I really should have caught on when he referred to my career plans as a little decorating business.
00:46:54That must be the maintenance guy.
00:46:57Thanks for the pipe rescue.
00:46:59Hey, my pleasure. Thanks for the bread.
00:47:02You know, if another loaf happens to find its way over here...
00:47:05I'll see what I can do.
00:47:07Hey, where's my sweater?
00:47:08You know how expensive those things are?
00:47:11I want my sweater.
00:47:13Well, I may have picked you up a little. Thanks for kicking my door present.
00:47:19Friends, huh?
00:47:21Yeah, it looks that way.
00:47:38Simon!
00:48:05There is no more zucchini bread.
00:48:08I was coming over to see if you wanted to hang out. Got an urge to watch a spooky movie.
00:48:12I wish I could, but I have plans. Tomorrow night?
00:48:16Well, I'm picking the movie. And I'm making dinner. It's the least I can do for my little cock blocker.
00:48:22Please stop calling me that. Otherwise I won't bring dessert.
00:48:26Dessert?
00:48:28I picked up some apples. I've been craving pie all week. How does that sound?
00:48:32You show up with homemade apple pie, I may not let you be.
00:48:35Oh, that would be terrible.
00:48:39Hi.
00:48:48Hi, James.
00:48:52Simon, this is James. James, Simon.
00:48:56Nice to meet you, James. James, right? I'm Simon. Simon Parker.
00:49:01That's correct. James. James Brown.
00:49:05I will talk to you later.
00:49:08Bye.
00:49:38Hi.
00:49:46How are you with peeling apples?
00:49:58Looks like they need a Scarface in here.
00:50:00Get in there and grab an apple.
00:50:08Now, when you said grab an apple, what exactly were you referring to?
00:50:15You know, I won't think twice about whacking you over the head with this if you continue this borderline sexual harassment.
00:50:27What are you going to do with that?
00:50:29Oh, with this? I'm just going to roll this crust out. See?
00:50:38Like this.
00:50:42Apples. Apples. You're going to peel me some apples.
00:50:49Oh, let me just get you that peeler.
00:51:00Peeling apples. Just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs.
00:51:09Did you just sniff me?
00:51:13I might have.
00:51:16So how do I rate?
00:51:18Good. Very good, actually. Downy?
00:51:23Bounce. I lost my downy ball.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:50Um, explain yourself, please.
00:51:55I needed something to clean my hands with.
00:52:02Get over there, Hansy. And behave.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:38Okay.
00:53:08Open up.
00:53:19Good for you.
00:53:23Good for me.
00:53:26Sweet, sweet Caroline.
00:53:34Hey, Mimi.
00:53:35What are you up to tonight?
00:53:38I'm having dinner with Simon.
00:53:41Should I put this in the oven?
00:53:43Not yet. I still have to brush it with a little cream.
00:53:45What are you brushing with cream?
00:53:50Reynolds, are you baking pies with your neighbor?
00:53:53Are you naked?
00:53:55Hanging up now.
00:53:57Don't burn your pie.
00:53:59This feels damp. It's more than damp. It's wet.
00:54:06Simon, I am so sorry.
00:54:10You did, didn't you?
00:54:12He's got this thing about marking his territory. I am so, so sorry.
00:54:17It's okay, Caroline. I've had worse things happen to me. It's all good.
00:54:21I am so sorry.
00:54:23If you say sorry one more time, I'm going to go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.
00:54:28You're going to have to scooch over there, sister.
00:54:35So what are we watching?
00:54:37I've got to go to work.
00:54:39I'm not going to be here for two days.
00:54:42I'm not going to be here for two days.
00:54:46You're not going to be here for two days.
00:54:48What's going on?
00:54:51You're not going to be here for two days.
00:54:53I'm not going to be here for two days.
00:54:54So what are we watching?
00:54:57The Exorcist.
00:55:00Are you freaking kidding me?
00:55:03Don't be a wuss. You're watching it.
00:55:05Okay, I'm not a wuss, but there's stupid and not stupid, and stupid is watching The Exorcist with the lights off.
00:55:13Okay, look, I'll make you a deal. Lights off, but if you get too scared, lights go back on.
00:55:20Deal.
00:55:25Fine.
00:55:26Deal.
00:55:53I hate you for making me watch this.
00:55:56You want me to stop it? I don't want you to have nightmares.
00:56:00Just no banging on the walls for a few nights.
00:56:03Have you heard any banging lately?
00:56:07No.
00:56:10Why is that?
00:56:11Oh, God!
00:56:15You want some afghan?
00:56:16No, no, I can take it like a man. You stay under there, though.
00:56:23Guess which finger this is.
00:56:27Movie.
00:56:49Are you okay?
00:56:50Get your ass over here, you motherfucking scary movie pusher!
00:56:56Fuck.
00:57:15I brought pie.
00:57:17And this.
00:57:26Thank you.
00:57:27Thank you.
00:57:55So I gotta ask.
00:57:58James Brown.
00:58:02I'm impressed. You held it in as long as you did.
00:58:17Seriously, who is this guy?
00:58:20A new client and old boyfriend.
00:58:25Wait, the lawyer?
00:58:28How's that gonna work?
00:58:30We'll see.
00:58:33I don't like him.
00:58:35You don't even know him.
00:58:36I just don't.
00:58:39You're just a stinky boy.
00:58:43I don't stink.
00:58:50I'm coming into the nook.
00:58:54Well, hello there.
00:58:57Friends can nook, can't they?
00:59:01Sure.
00:59:04But are we friends who can?
00:59:08I can handle it.
00:59:10You?
00:59:15I can handle it.
00:59:25Just nook me, Simon.
00:59:28Just nook me.
00:59:36I love this Afghan.
00:59:41It was my mom's.
00:59:57It was my mom's.
01:00:04Never mind.
01:00:24God, stop it.
01:00:26Asshole.
01:00:35Oh, wallbanger.
01:00:38You sure can fill a bed.
01:00:41If we're gonna do this again, we're gonna have to lay out some ground rules.
01:00:47Roses.
01:00:49Obviously.
01:00:52When are you headed up to Tahoe?
01:00:56I'm gonna rent a car and drive up Friday afternoon.
01:01:01Don't rent a car.
01:01:03I'll swing by and pick you up after my shoot.
01:01:09Let's make coffee.
01:01:27Hi.
01:01:39Hey.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:51Is this a wallbanger?
01:01:57Stop it.
01:01:59You're as good as I knew you'd be.
01:02:04I wish I could get higher here.
01:02:09The thing is staring you in the face.
01:02:16So, what are we doing this weekend?
01:02:20We were thinking about going on a hike tomorrow. Who's in?
01:02:22Who's in?
01:02:23Last time I hiked, I took quite a spill and sprained my wrist. I can't risk it during the season.
01:02:28How about you, Tiny?
01:02:30Mimi doesn't hike.
01:02:32What about you? You gonna take a pass?
01:02:34Hell no. I'm hiking.
01:02:36Hey, Ryan, did you know that Mimi here gives to your charity every year?
01:02:41You do?
01:02:42Yep. I've seen what access to computers can do for kids who wouldn't otherwise have the opportunity.
01:02:48Hey, Neil. How many seats did you get for the symphony this year?
01:02:52You bought tickets?
01:02:54Season tickets.
01:02:56I actually find the symphony quite elegant and beautiful.
01:02:59Beautiful.
01:03:13I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow.
01:03:23Where are we all sleeping?
01:03:26How many rooms are we talking?
01:03:27Four. So, take your pick.
01:03:32Well, don't let Caroline and me stand in the way of the lovebirds. We'll take the rooms that are left over. Right, Caroline?
01:03:41Sounds perfect to me.
01:03:55Look at that.
01:03:57Sharing a bedroom wall once again.
01:04:00Night, Simon.
01:04:28It's beautiful.
01:04:35It is beautiful.
01:04:39Very beautiful.
01:04:43Hi.
01:04:45Hi.
01:04:48Hi.
01:04:50Hey, Parker!
01:04:53Feels good!
01:04:55I think I'm dying.
01:05:00Can you get my inhaler?
01:05:03Alright.
01:05:05I thought you were an athlete.
01:05:06I think it's the altitude.
01:05:07Come on, big guy.
01:05:10What's wrong?
01:05:14Oh, my God.
01:05:24Oh, my God.
01:05:54Thank you.
01:06:09That paella was amazing.
01:06:12You're a great chef, Caroline.
01:06:14Okay, Caroline. Truth or dare?
01:06:18Truth.
01:06:20What's the one place you've been dying to go to but haven't been?
01:06:27Spain.
01:06:28Spain.
01:06:30Aren't you going to Spain next month?
01:06:33Yeah.
01:06:34Caroline, you can just go with him.
01:06:36Ryan, you're next.
01:06:38Okay, first of all, I can't just go with Simon to Spain. And second of all, it's my turn.
01:06:46Actually, you could just go with Simon to Spain.
01:06:50Um, no. Can't. Because you're working and I don't think I can take all that time off.
01:06:57I heard Jillian telling you to take your vacation before the holidays.
01:07:01Well, be that as it may, I can't afford it.
01:07:05Now, who should I...
01:07:07It wouldn't be that expensive. I'm renting a house, so airfare and spending money are all you'd have to cover.
01:07:12Sounds like a pretty good deal.
01:07:17Mimi.
01:07:19Truth or dare?
01:07:21Dare.
01:07:22I dare you to kiss Neil.
01:07:25Uh, I don't do public displays.
01:07:28Oh, come on. What's the big deal?
01:07:31Ah, come on, Tony.
01:07:32Sorry.
01:07:41No, no, no! No! That's not what was supposed to happen!
01:07:47You were not supposed to let her kiss him! And you were supposed to get mad at her!
01:07:53Why would I be mad at Mimi for kissing her boyfriend?
01:07:56Mimi, are you even remotely interested in Neil?
01:08:01Neil is exactly what I've always wanted in a man.
01:08:05Uh, blah, blah. Have you guys had sex yet?
01:08:08Anybody with eyes can see the way that you and Ryan feel about each other.
01:08:13Okay, I think you've made your point.
01:08:15Neil! Neil! Look at Topia!
01:08:18Can you not see that she is totally into you?
01:08:21God, are Simon and I the only ones that can see clearly around here?
01:08:25Dude. Dude.
01:08:30Dude.
01:08:35Dude.
01:08:43Dude.
01:08:48Sophia, shoot the dare.
01:08:52It's happening. It's happening!
01:08:58Dare.
01:09:01I dare you to kiss me.
01:09:12Wanna go up there?
01:09:15Sure. Come on.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:25I guess we'll call it a night.
01:09:31Well, that was a fine bit of matchmaking.
01:09:35Although your bull in a china shop delivery left a lot to be desired.
01:09:40Yeah, I usually leave a lot to be desired.
01:09:45You leave everything to be desired.
01:09:52You know, I never really caught that phrase. Does that mean I am desirable?
01:09:57You know exactly what it means.
01:10:04What's wrong?
01:10:07You're amazing, Caroline, but I... I can't.
01:10:12You... you can't?
01:10:17Oh. Wow. Okay. Well, don't I feel like an idiot?
01:10:22No, no. I'm not an idiot.
01:10:24Don't I feel like an idiot?
01:10:26No, no. Caroline, I... I can't.
01:10:29No, no, no. It's cool. It's cool. I get it. You can't.
01:10:34Wow. What a crazy night. Yeah?
01:10:38Caroline!
01:10:55PHONE VIBRATES
01:11:16Hi, James.
01:11:24Hi.
01:11:28Want some pancakes?
01:11:30Great.
01:11:31How much syrup?
01:11:40Is there any more creamer for the coffee?
01:11:42Oh, I have your creamer right here, honey bunch.
01:11:46Yeah!
01:11:47Hey!
01:11:48Oh!
01:11:55Mmm.
01:11:57Oh, yeah. Pretty good. That's good.
01:11:59Yeah.
01:12:01So, I was thinking...
01:12:03Yeah.
01:12:04I would...
01:12:17You got him?
01:12:18I got him.
01:12:19Okay. Thank you.
01:12:24Okay.
01:12:30Good to go.
01:12:39Hey, Caroline, can we talk, please?
01:12:47So, last night,
01:12:49I came really close to making a very big mistake.
01:12:52Obviously, I'm attracted to you.
01:12:55You're amazing.
01:12:57But you were drunk. I was drunk.
01:13:00And as great as it would have been,
01:13:03it would have changed things.
01:13:06And I just can't.
01:13:08It's cool.
01:13:10I know you have your arrangement.
01:13:13And I can't.
01:13:16Are we still friends?
01:13:20Of course.
01:13:22What else would we be?
01:13:25I have something for you.
01:13:53It's perfect.
01:13:55Thank you.
01:13:56You're welcome.
01:14:22And now, it's weird and we haven't spoken all week.
01:14:44And tonight, I'm going out with James.
01:14:47Which I clearly agreed to because of what happened with Simon.
01:14:50What?
01:14:52Maybe that's the best thing to do because Simon doesn't want me.
01:14:57As long as I've known Simon,
01:14:59I have never heard of him inviting someone on a shoot.
01:15:02He invited you to Spain.
01:15:03Well, who knows if I'm even invited anymore.
01:15:06You're still friends, right?
01:15:10Why don't you just ask him?
01:15:20Nadia.
01:15:21Hey.
01:15:23Yeah, I'd love to.
01:15:26Should we go to the place with the patio?
01:15:29See you there?
01:15:51Hey, Caroline, I was just...
01:15:54I was just, uh...
01:15:56Where are you crazy kids off to tonight?
01:15:59Lovely little Vietnamese restaurant for dinner.
01:16:03Have a good night.
01:16:20No.
01:16:30Wine?
01:16:40Hey, get up.
01:16:42Are you serious?
01:16:44Okay, I'm sorry.
01:16:46I'm sorry.
01:16:48I'm sorry.
01:16:50Okay, just go, okay? Go!
01:17:12What are you doing here?
01:17:14I heard you and James. I wanted to make sure you were okay.
01:17:17Oh, you're not here to rescue me, are you?
01:17:20Because I don't need a man to rescue me.
01:17:22What the hell is it with men?
01:17:23I've got one who wants me back,
01:17:25and then one who doesn't want anything to do with me.
01:17:28I've got one who wants to be my boyfriend,
01:17:30but can't even remember that I'm an interior designer.
01:17:33A designer, not a fucking decorator.
01:17:37And you know what?
01:17:38You shouldn't force someone to eat Vietnamese food
01:17:39if they don't like Vietnamese food, should you?
01:17:41I shouldn't have to eat that.
01:17:42Should I, Simon?
01:17:43No, no, I don't think you should, Caroline.
01:17:45No, no, of course I shouldn't.
01:17:49So I got fried rice.
01:17:52I got fried rice, Simon.
01:17:58I am never eating Vietnamese food ever again.
01:18:01Not for James, not for you, not for anyone.
01:18:04And for your information, I did not need a rescue tonight, okay?
01:18:08I took care of it myself.
01:18:10He's gone.
01:18:19He isn't a bad guy.
01:18:21He just...
01:18:23He just isn't the right guy for me.
01:18:38Hello, crying girl down here.
01:18:48Shhh.
01:18:52Shhh.
01:18:55Shhh.
01:19:16Why didn't you play music this week?
01:19:21I missed it.
01:19:23I missed you.
01:19:26How's Nadia?
01:19:29I heard you on the phone earlier.
01:19:31It sounded like you were making plans.
01:19:36She and I met for drinks to say goodbye.
01:19:40She's going back to Moscow.
01:19:44Wow.
01:19:47Only the giggler left.
01:19:49Lizzie and I are just going to be friends from now on.
01:19:56What used to work for me just...
01:20:00doesn't work anymore.
01:20:06I see you are not at all broken up by this.
01:20:09No.
01:20:18You want the truth?
01:20:22I could go for some truth.
01:20:28I'm glad that you broke things off with Lizzie.
01:20:32You are, aren't you?
01:20:36Yes.
01:20:40Why did you?
01:20:44Okay, truth.
01:20:50I broke it off with Lizzie because...
01:20:54I didn't want to be with her anymore.
01:21:00With any other woman.
01:21:03The truth is...
01:21:09I can't stop thinking about you.
01:21:22I've been thinking about you since the night you banged on my door.
01:21:33Truth.
01:21:43I want you in Spain.
01:22:03Come.
01:22:15Come to Spain with me.
01:22:32I love you.
01:23:02I love you.
01:23:32I love you.
01:23:43Oh my.
01:23:45Wow.
01:23:47No pressure.
01:23:54So where are you sleeping?
01:24:02I don't know.
01:24:14I don't want to screw this up.
01:24:27I like that we're taking things slow.
01:24:30That you're wooing me.
01:24:33Wooing?
01:24:34Yeah.
01:24:36You wooed me all the way to Spain.
01:24:39Major woo points.
01:24:43You give good woo.
01:24:45I give good woo.
01:24:48Shut up.
01:25:01Snoring.
01:25:11Snoring.
01:25:30Snoring.
01:26:01I love you.
01:26:03I love you.
01:26:05I love you.
01:26:06I love you.
01:26:35This was such a great date.
01:26:38It couldn't have been more perfect.
01:26:42Was this a date?
01:26:46Relax. I know what you mean.
01:26:48It's just funny to call this a date, no?
01:26:51You know, this might even be our first date.
01:26:54If we wanted to get technical.
01:26:58What would happen next?
01:27:00I would suppose there would be another date.
01:27:06Maybe another one after that.
01:27:08On bases, right?
01:27:10I mean, I'd be expected to round some bases, right?
01:27:14Yeah.
01:27:15Like copping a feel over the shirt, under the shirt.
01:27:18Those kind of bases.
01:27:20And as a gentleman who apparently gives good woo,
01:27:26what am I allowed?
01:27:30I think you could plan on a little under the shirt action if you were so inclined.
01:27:37Under the shirt action?
01:28:01I love you.
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01:29:24I love you.
01:29:25I love you.
01:29:26I think I just knew that...
01:29:31Knew that...
01:29:37I knew that with you, it would be an all or nothing kind of thing.
01:29:46All?
01:29:52I need all of you, Caroline.
01:29:56All.
01:30:04I'm glad we waited.
01:30:08Me too.
01:30:11But I can't wait any longer.
01:30:13Thank God.
01:30:16Disculpe.
01:30:18There's my pink nighty, girl.
01:30:34So there are some things I need you to understand.
01:30:39One,
01:30:40you're amazing.
01:31:11I love you.
01:31:12I love you.
01:31:13I love you.
01:31:27Got a little lonely.
01:31:29No bed, no Caroline.
01:31:31Where'd you go?
01:31:32I just needed to get moving.
01:31:35I'm gonna shower with you.
01:31:37I can't.
01:31:38The bar is coming for me at 10.
01:31:49Okay.
01:31:56Are you glad you came?
01:32:01Yeah.
01:32:02Yeah, this trip was amazing.
01:32:04What time does your flight get in tomorrow?
01:32:07Really late.
01:32:09Should I call you?
01:32:10Yes, call me.
01:32:12Whatever time you get in, okay?
01:32:35Stupid corny...
01:32:43I'm sorry.
01:32:44I'm sorry.
01:32:56Hi there, Clyde.
01:32:58Hi, my baby.
01:33:01How you doing?
01:33:02Hmm.
01:33:04Come here.
01:33:06Hmm.
01:33:19Coming!
01:33:20Oh.
01:33:28Simon.
01:33:30Caroline.
01:33:32Hi.
01:33:41Are you going to tell me why you faked it?
01:33:52Um.
01:33:54I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:34:00Are you delirious?
01:34:02From the time change?
01:34:11Come on.
01:34:14If we're going to do this,
01:34:14we need to be able to talk to each other.
01:34:21Cut!
01:34:28What was that going to be?
01:34:33Brioche?
01:34:35I bet it would have been good.
01:34:38Well, it's a lot of work.
01:34:40It's almost too much.
01:34:42We could try it again.
01:34:44I'd be glad to help.
01:34:46Do you have any idea how long that might take?
01:34:49How complicated that is?
01:34:52Good things come to those who wait.
01:34:54You have no idea.
01:34:56I want this so badly,
01:34:59probably even more than you.
01:35:03They make croutons out of it, right?
01:35:06Wait, what?
01:35:07The bread.
01:35:21You gotta tell me what's going on.
01:35:32How did you know?
01:35:37Because all of a sudden,
01:35:40you weren't my Caroline.
01:35:52I faked it because I haven't had an orgasm
01:35:56in 1,000 years.
01:36:02Come again?
01:36:05I'm going across the hall to kick your door now.
01:36:10An orgasm, okay?
01:36:13Climax, the big O, the happy ending.
01:36:16No orgasms for this nighty girl.
01:36:18You know, Corey Weinstein can give me a 5% discount
01:36:21whenever I want, but in return, he took my O,
01:36:25so you can go back to your harem,
01:36:28and I will be entering the convent soon.
01:36:31Beat your dramatic ass over here.
01:36:46You are so great,
01:36:48and you're so good in bed and everywhere else,
01:36:52and God, you came home, and I killed my brioche,
01:36:57and I think I love you.
01:37:01I love you, too.
01:37:11I'm a bit jet-lagged, so a quick recap, if I could.
01:37:16One, you seem to have lost your orgasm, yes?
01:37:24And two, brioche is really hard to make, yes?
01:37:32And three, you think you love me?
01:37:39Yes.
01:37:46You think, or you know?
01:37:51I know.
01:37:55You have no idea, do you?
01:37:57No.
01:38:02No idea about what?
01:38:06How thoroughly you own me, nighty girl.
01:38:12I know I love you,
01:38:16enough to want you to have your happy ending.
01:38:32You are an angel.
01:38:36You are the one that I need,
01:38:37and I need you to handle my grievance.
01:38:41You are a savior to me,
01:38:43and you are the one that I love,
01:38:45and you will be my savior.
01:38:49You are so great,
01:38:50and I don't even know if I can tell you this,
01:38:53but, I love you.
01:38:55I love you, you know.
01:38:57That's okay.
01:38:58Thank you.
01:39:00Hey.
01:39:02Cheers.
01:39:15What was that for?
01:39:17It worked out well.
01:39:19Subletting your apartment to me was the best decision you ever made.
01:39:24I don't know.
01:39:25Jillian giving me your number so I could text you from Ireland?
01:39:30That might be the best decision she's ever made.
01:39:33Well, I don't know.
01:39:35Because pretending that I didn't know your mysterious neighbor was a damn good decision too.
01:39:40You've never even been to my place.
01:39:43But I have.
01:39:46Who knew that amidst the pulsating chaos of San Francisco nights, I would find my rhythm again?
01:39:52Yes, my story began with a missing O and a very noisy neighbor.
01:39:58But like all great tales, it wasn't really about the beginning or the mystery.
01:40:04No one else gets this nook.
01:40:07This nook is spoken for.
01:40:12It wasn't about reclaiming what was lost, but about understanding its true value.
01:40:17And it's not just about pleasure, but the connection, understanding, and love that comes with it.