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00:00:00Flipendo!

00:00:00Glacius!

00:00:01Confringo!

00:00:02I can't believe he's still going on about being kidnapped.

00:00:05His frame's in the library.

00:00:07Protego!

00:00:07Bombarda!

00:00:08Ah, been up to some mischief, I hope.

00:00:10Ah, good to see you.

00:00:12Slain any trolls today?

00:00:13Hello there.

00:00:14Levioso!

00:00:15Good to see you around.

00:00:16Make way.

00:00:17Careful now.

00:00:17Do watch yourself.

00:00:18You go first.

00:00:19Ahem, pardon me.

00:00:20Hot, hot, very hot!

00:00:22Ugh, if you insist.

00:00:24Give it here.

00:00:25Oh no, not again.

00:00:27Come on, lads.

00:00:28You can't leave me like this all day.

00:00:30I'm no good with defence against the dark arts.

00:00:33You know that.

00:00:42I'll get them for this.

00:00:43Do you expect me to hop all the way to class?

00:00:47They do.

00:00:47Horrid they are.

00:00:49Horrid.

00:00:50Bullies.

00:00:50Wait till I tell my father.

00:00:52It'll be me laughing then.

00:00:54Not as if I can simply go to the library and look up a spell in this state.

00:00:57I'm shivering too much to cast.

00:01:00I can't feel my fingers.

00:01:01Not enough snow to build a snowman with.

00:01:03Ah!

00:01:05Why would someone do this to me?

00:01:07You'd think people would have better things to do than conjure snowfalls.

00:01:11Merlin's beard, it's called.

00:01:12I won't stand for this.

00:01:14Hm?

00:01:15Oh, about time.

00:01:17This is why I don't play Quidditch.

00:01:18Better a snitch than a bludger, I'd say.

00:01:20Get this thing away from me.

00:01:22Go and torment another common room.

00:01:24Ah!

00:01:24How can you believe some people struggle with simple levitation?

00:01:27Here, watch this.

00:01:29I could probably do this wandless if I wanted to.

00:01:31You might as well watch if you insist on interfering.

00:01:34What?

00:01:34No.

00:01:35Goodness, look at that.

00:01:37What's this one about?

00:01:38The headmaster wears an invisibility cloak when you need one.

00:01:41Ah!

00:01:42Thought you had me, didn't you?

00:01:43Bit slow there, weren't you?

00:01:45If you tell anyone what you saw here, I swear I'll snap your wand.

00:01:49Put me down.

00:01:50All right, that's enough of that.

00:01:53Frozen.

00:01:55Goodness, no.

00:01:57That'll teach you.

00:01:59So cold.

00:02:01Oh, no.

00:02:02I'm ablaze.

00:02:03You forced my wand.

00:02:04There's more where that came from.

00:02:06Thought you'd do better than that.

00:02:07Rather annoying.

00:02:09You'll have to try harder than that.

00:02:11Someone's got a knack for gardening.

00:02:12Wait till they hear about this at the magic neep.

00:02:15Don't bite me.

00:02:16Rude and charm, grinder.

00:02:17Make it stop.

00:02:19What, are you afraid of my wand?

00:02:21Are you quite enjoying yourself?

00:02:23Ah!

00:02:24Horrid things.

00:02:26I don't know what you think you're playing at.

00:02:28Whoa!

00:02:29What?

00:02:29Whoa!

00:02:30Well done, indeed.

00:02:32There's a sound I won't soon forget.

00:02:34Riding a graphorn?

00:02:35Amazing.

00:02:37I thought they'd never end.

00:02:38What a remarkably good flyer.

00:02:40Well, you don't see that every day.

00:02:42I can't imagine ever riding one of those beasts.

00:02:45You take your life into your own hands riding a hippogriff.

00:02:48Archie's free, thanks to you.

00:02:49I'll sleep better knowing Rookwood's locked up,

00:02:52thanks to you.

00:02:53I hear the Rookwood gang have a bone to pick.

00:02:55I hear you're to blame for Sallow's detention.

00:02:58Nasty bit of business, that.

00:02:59Anne was hurt so badly that she couldn't attend school.

00:03:02What do you make of that?

00:03:04I suppose I could take a moment to get to know Gaunt, too.

00:03:06Retiring for the evening already?

00:03:08I won't forget Imelda's defeat any time soon.

00:03:11Great work.

00:03:12Rumors are swirling about what you and Professor Fig

00:03:15could be up to.

00:03:16Hmm.

00:03:16Knox, those foolish goblins.

00:03:19Thought they'd get the best of us.

00:03:20We showed them.

00:03:22Imagine surviving a goblin attack.

00:03:24Most impressive.

00:03:26Huh.

00:03:26Woo!

00:03:29Yeah!

00:03:31Woo!

00:03:33I suppose no one feels the loss of Professor Fig

00:03:35as deeply as you.

00:03:37I'm so sorry.

00:03:38Ugh.

00:03:39Go on, laugh it up.

00:03:41It'll be you next time.

00:03:43One minute Lenore is saying she prefers trolls to people.

00:03:46The next, she's talking to picture frames.

00:03:49Girls, it's that new fifth year.

00:03:51Oh, there goes the snitch again.

00:03:52Oh.

00:03:53You don't need to be frightened, little cat.

00:03:55You're better than that!

00:03:56Yes, but what good is knowledge

00:03:58when you really think about it?

00:03:59I don't think it's anything special

00:04:01if your family works at the ministry.

00:04:03Makes them a boring lot if you ask me.

00:04:05What does it matter whether we even do our homework?

00:04:07I just want to be a baker on Carnaby Street.

00:04:10I don't think that even requires magic.

00:04:13Madame Scribner doesn't tolerate any nonsense,

00:04:15so I find the library is the best place for concentration,

00:04:18as long as she doesn't hear you breathe.

00:04:20Well, I had a friend who once went to a muggle doctor.

00:04:23It's the truth.

00:04:25She'd fallen over in Piccadilly Circus visiting a relative.

00:04:27It would be far more enjoyable

00:04:29if the prefect stayed out of the common rooms.

00:04:31Should get rid of the lot of them.

00:04:32Anyone in the wizarding world could outdo the best

00:04:35a muggle has to offer any day.

00:04:36Someone was sat by the fire in our common room

00:04:38the other day with steam coming out of their ears.

00:04:40As long as I get some sleep,

00:04:41I don't mind what anyone gets up to.

00:04:44The dormitory should be a place where rules don't apply.

00:04:46I've been sending owls to my mother,

00:04:48pleading with her to send my favourite nightshirt.

00:04:50There's only one common room

00:04:51that everyone wishes they could get in,

00:04:53and that's Hufflepuff.

00:04:55Been that way for a thousand years, or so Garlic says.

00:04:58I tried to send a note to someone I like,

00:05:00if only I hadn't done it in potions.

00:05:02Well, one can't argue with that,

00:05:04since when should it matter what anyone looks like?

00:05:07Surely it's about cleverness or wealth?

00:05:09If those bouncing bulbs get big, they can be quite strong.

00:05:13I'd keep an eye you don't get one that's too mature,

00:05:15or you'll be having to cast the fire-making spell,

00:05:18and I'm sure that won't go over well if Garlic tells Black.

00:05:20I've never had difficulties with bouncing bulbs.

00:05:22Simple knockback jinx on hands all you need.

00:05:24If someone wouldn't mind letting me know

00:05:26when the clasp-out fertiliser's coming up,

00:05:27I'd be very grateful.

00:05:29That's one I shall definitely feign a bit of dragon pox for.

00:05:31Do you think I have a big forehead?

00:05:33You can be honest.

00:05:34I wonder what it was like in Hogsmeade before 1714.

00:05:38I'd imagine things were far less orderly.

00:05:40Anyone been into Albie Weeks' shop lately?

00:05:43I'm always looking for an excuse to go to Spintwitch's,

00:05:45even if I can't afford a new broom.

00:05:47I don't know why shop's always referring to standard ingredients.

00:05:50Nothing is standard.

00:05:52Who's walking around with mistletoe berries?

00:05:55Can't somebody let me copy their potions homework?

00:05:57I'm at least moderately good at charms,

00:05:59and I promise I'll let you copy mine.

00:06:01I'm just saying,

00:06:02you'd think she was the pioneer of the Wizarding School's

00:06:05Potions Championship, the way she carries herself.

00:06:08And she's a first year.

00:06:10No need to look at me like that.

00:06:12And I know what you're about to say, so you can hold your tongue.

00:06:15I do not talk about her all the time.

00:06:18You haven't seen her about, have you?

00:06:20Speaking of astronomy, I'm surprised you're not fixated on Venus,

00:06:23the amount of time you spend talking about to meet the car.

00:06:25I'd take having a parent who's good with pancakes any day.

00:06:28And on account of the statue and all,

00:06:29they had to take her to a Dr Malcolm.

00:06:32She had a bandage all up to her knee.

00:06:34It's so much better when it gets dark earlier.

00:06:36I'd spend all night in that astronomy tower if they'd let me.

00:06:39How can you not be absolutely fascinated with the stars?

00:06:43I should let Char adopt me.

00:06:44Can you imagine?

00:06:46It was only a scratch, she said.

00:06:47Can't be very strong, can they, Muggles?

00:06:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:06:55A third year had put pepper up potion in their butter beer in Hogsmeade.

00:06:59I found the whole thing quite marvellous.

00:07:01Do you know what she said?

00:07:02She's letting the dog sleep on it because it stops her whining.

00:07:05The both of us ended up in detention, which was divine.

00:07:09Only someone said I look like a remora,

00:07:11and I think it's to do with my forehead.

00:07:13Pfft, I certainly won't be worrying if I have a spot on my nose.

00:07:17No student would dare wander in here.

00:07:19Not on my watch.

00:07:21If that were a student, they'd have been sorry.

00:07:23What trickery are you up to?

00:07:25You are to be remanded at once.

00:07:27I wouldn't be a prefect if I didn't enforce the rules.

00:07:30That had better not be another student, I hear.

00:07:33Glad I didn't bet on that round.

00:07:34Not sure we should study for the astronomy exam in the library.

00:07:38Might be better off outdoors where we can see the stars.

00:07:40Professor Hecate is an enigma.

00:07:42I think she used to work for the ministry.

00:07:45Wonder how she ended up here.

00:07:46It's astonishing what one can learn

00:07:48when keeping one's mouth shut in the common room.

00:07:50People feel at liberty to talk about anything there.

00:07:52Even if I knew how to get into the other common rooms,

00:07:54I wouldn't bother.

00:07:55There's a reason I was sorted into my house.

00:07:57I haven't slept in days.

00:07:59Martin snores like a mountain troll.

00:08:01It's astonishing to me that the five lads I share a dorm with

00:08:04don't accumulate half the mess my one sister makes at home.

00:08:08I accidentally dropped a flobber worm down my robes in potions once.

00:08:11You'd think I'd been hit with tarantallegra the way I was prancing.

00:08:15Mortifying, it was.

00:08:16I was a late bloomer.

00:08:18My parents thought I was going to be a squib.

00:08:20Family still teased me about it.

00:08:22Something so peaceful about tending to magical plants.

00:08:25Venomous tentacular being a notable exception.

00:08:27I could wander the greenhouses for hours,

00:08:30just need to avoid the venomous tentacular and the devil's snare.

00:08:33I could spend all my galleons at Honeydukes

00:08:35and just on fizzing Whizbees.

00:08:37If I had to pick a favourite professor, I'd choose Garlic.

00:08:40Underneath that chipper persona lies a brilliant herbiological mind.

00:08:43How can one not fancy Professor Garlic?

00:08:45She's brilliant with plants and her energy is captivating.

00:08:48I'm glad I don't have to stay in the castle for the holidays.

00:08:51I find the moving staircases unnerving when no one's around.

00:08:54All of my siblings have finished at Hogwarts.

00:08:56Nice to be here on my own for once.

00:08:58I miss playing gobstones on the kitchen floor with my cousins.

00:09:01Not the same here in the courtyard.

00:09:02Have you been in any other common rooms?

00:09:04I'd love to know what it's like to be in another house.

00:09:06Just for a day.

00:09:07The portraits in the castle don't always have something interesting to say,

00:09:11but many of them do chatter on nonetheless.

00:09:13Have you ever been to the kitchens?

00:09:14I hear it's run by house elves.

00:09:16I hear Feldkroft's been getting attacked by Ranroch's loyalists.

00:09:19You'll not find me there any time soon.

00:09:21Why do we even have flying if Professor Black cancelled Quidditch?

00:09:24I could just have a butterbeer from the three broomsticks right now

00:09:27and a chat with Serona.

00:09:29Both are excellent tonics.

00:09:30Albie Weeks from Spintwitches has such interesting notions about how to improve brooms.

00:09:34Notice his stuff, he does that one.

00:09:36I was going to try out for the Quidditch team this year.

00:09:38I think I'll go for a quick sprint on my broom after class tonight.

00:09:41I find it helps stimulate my mind.

00:09:44Especially if we've had a class with Professor Binns.

00:09:46Everyone falls off their broom at least once.

00:09:49You just have to get back on.

00:09:50What was the Ministry thinking putting Black in charge of a bunch of children?

00:09:54He hates children.

00:09:56Nothing beats a leisurely evening flight.

00:09:57Hogwarts hasn't been the same since Black took over.

00:10:00Lucky for us, we have Professor Weasley.

00:10:02I wish there was something I could do to stand up to the headmaster.

00:10:05Likely best to keep my head down till I finish up here.

00:10:08My mother sent me a howler after I got a paw on my transfiguration owl.

00:10:12Without a doubt, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

00:10:15I don't send many owls to myself,

00:10:18but it is nice to get them.

00:10:20What?

00:10:21Don't look at me like that.

00:10:22Owls fascinate me.

00:10:24They have a lot of responsibility in the wizarding world.

00:10:27Imagine all the walking we'd have to do if we didn't have owls to deliver our post.

00:10:31There are a few students here I'd like to send a howler to.

00:10:34Sometimes I wish someone would transfigure me into a squirrel.

00:10:37Then I wouldn't have to worry about doing schoolwork anymore.

00:10:40Transfiguration's far too difficult for me.

00:10:42Much prefer potions.

00:10:44I like to have a recipe to follow.

00:10:45Why does the ministry require animagi to register themselves?

00:10:49Seems most intrusive to me.

00:10:51I tried transforming a rabbit into a dinner plate the other day.

00:10:54Ended up with a platter that had long ears.

00:10:57Disaster.

00:10:57Not a chance.

00:10:59I'm not risking my neck to help her.

00:11:00Hope they're holding on tight.

00:11:02Someone's been paying attention in Madame Kagawa's class.

00:11:04I never thought someone would ever best Imelda's time.

00:11:07Who'd ever choose to travel by crap horn?

00:11:09To think, I just saw Fig a few days ago.

00:11:12You do know it's called sleepwear for a reason?

00:11:14So glad I wasn't in the village when the trolls attacked.

00:11:17Congratulations!

00:11:18Lucan told me the good news.

00:11:19I trust Rhinerock's loyalists won't be bothering the school ever again.

00:11:22If it isn't the Summoner's Court champion.

00:11:25You and Poppy must be saving loads of beasts together.

00:11:27Only a proper flying ace could beat Imelda's record three times.

00:11:31Where's your new friend Natty?

00:11:32Wonder what it's like being friends with Sebastian.

00:11:34Surprised the meat has time for friends.

00:11:36He's always studying.

00:11:38Nice to see Imelda making friends for a change.

00:11:40Looks like Everett found someone to help him with his schemes.

00:11:42Ferdinand does add a bit of colour to the three broomsticks.

00:11:45Good on you for stopping that troll.

00:11:46Did Serena get rid of Ferdinand?

00:11:48Where in Merlin's name did you learn to cast that?

00:11:51Poor Ferdinand.

00:11:52The hog's head of all places.

00:11:53Those old locks can be tricky.

00:11:55Don't know where we'd be if Rhinerock had succeeded.

00:11:57I can't remember the last time Sebastian lost a duel.

00:12:00Flipendo!

00:12:01The bells are ringing again.

00:12:02How delightful.

00:12:03Don't mind me.

00:12:04Glacius!

00:12:05Who's going to clean all that up?

00:12:06Confringo!

00:12:07Protego!

00:12:08Bombarda!

00:12:08Levioso!

00:12:09Confringo!

00:12:10Flipendo!

00:12:11For a piece of art.

00:12:13He really does make you want to throw him in a well.

00:12:15Protego!

00:12:15Greetings!

00:12:16It's always good to see you.

00:12:18Now there's a friendly face.

00:12:20Ah, here's the best and brightest.

00:12:22Seeing you has greatly improved my day.

00:12:24Greetings.

00:12:25Well met.

00:12:26Hello.

00:12:27I hope you're well.

00:12:28Absolutely not.

00:12:29You go first.

00:12:30Ah, good to see you.

00:12:31Ha ha!

00:12:32My turn.

00:12:38How do you feel?

00:12:39Stupid bullies.

00:12:40I keep making it worse.

00:12:42I can't recall the charm to stop the snowfall.

00:12:45If there is one.

00:12:45Just my luck I don't know any weather spells.

00:12:48Now my socks are wet.

00:12:49I'd give anything for a hot butterbeer.

00:12:51My wand's probably too frozen to cast a spell.

00:12:54Ugh.

00:12:55Ah!

00:12:55And me without my best winter coat.

00:12:57At least it can't get any worse than this.

00:13:00Can it?

00:13:01I'm not sure I'm still breathing.

00:13:03Is this what a dementor's kiss feels like?

00:13:05Is it over?

00:13:07Finally.

00:13:08Is the snitch this annoying during matches too?

00:13:10Alright.

00:13:11Which of you jokers let the snitch loose in here?

00:13:13No wonder everyone wants to catch it.

00:13:15Ah!

00:13:15If I see this thing again, I'm calling a prefect.

00:13:18It's not as if it's hard to lift something in the air.

00:13:21Swish and flick.

00:13:22Who even cares?

00:13:23Let's see the professor try and do this.

00:13:25I'm just trying to practice.

00:13:27I'm sure I'll have it soon.

00:13:28Whoops.

00:13:28I hate charms.

00:13:30That peeves is going to set us all on fire.

00:13:32Be on alert.

00:13:33Professor Black's on patrol.

00:13:34Ha ha ha ha!

00:13:36Ha ha ha ha!

00:13:38Ha ha ha ha!

00:13:40Ha ha ha ha!

00:13:41Where's the headmaster off to in such a hurry?

00:13:43What have we got here then, eh?

00:13:45Ah!

00:13:45Missed!

00:13:46Oh, so close!

00:13:48Oh, I don't like this at all.

00:13:51Put me down or we shall have words.

00:13:53Ah!

00:13:53You've set me alight!

00:13:55Quick, put me out!

00:13:56Soon cut you down to size.

00:13:58Oh, I feel like a yeti.

00:14:03Brr.

00:14:04Oh.

00:14:06Any cutting remarks?

00:14:08I hope you felt that.

00:14:09Oh, I prefer roses myself.

00:14:12Ha, you'll have to do better than that.

00:14:14I barely felt that.

00:14:16It'll take more than that.

00:14:18Somebody's been raiding the greenhouse.

00:14:20Put it back in the soil.

00:14:22It's worse than bagpipes.

00:14:24Er, that was mine.

00:14:26Control your greens!

00:14:28How rude.

00:14:29I'm feeling a bit sick.

00:14:31I'm not one for greens.

00:14:33What are you doing?

00:14:36Er, stop this!

00:14:38Could you please see to putting me back down?

00:14:41Soon make compost of you.

00:14:44I see someone's been paying attention in flying.

00:14:47Blasted shrubs.

00:14:49Can't go wrong with a broom.

00:14:51Riding a graphorn.

00:14:53Well, now I've seen everything.

00:14:54See that you don't trample anyone with that thing?

00:14:56I don't think the Ministry sanctioned hippogriffs for transportation.

00:15:00Is that a tame hippogriff?

00:15:02Urgh, that was unnecessary.

00:15:05What's Archie Bickle up to since you rescued him?

00:15:07Good of you to rescue that hippogriff from the Rookwoods.

00:15:10I can't imagine what they had in store for it.

00:15:12Good to see Raid's safe again.

00:15:14It must be very hard for Ansello.

00:15:16Being away from school for this long,

00:15:18it's only fitting that Sebastian gets detention.

00:15:21This isn't the first time he's been sneaking in the restricted section.

00:15:25Don't blame yourself.

00:15:27Rookwood's not to be trifled with,

00:15:29but that didn't stop you from bringing him to justice.

00:15:31What do you think of Gaunt, then?

00:15:33Saw you talking.

00:15:34Have you no sense of decorum?

00:15:36Your first year and you've already beat Imelda Reyes in a broom race.

00:15:39Who's next, the chuddley cannons?

00:15:41Professor Fig was a true teacher.

00:15:43He'll be sorely missed.

00:15:45You and Fig seem quite close.

00:15:47Is he tutoring you?

00:15:48If goblins had attacked me, I'd have just legged it out of there.

00:15:57If goblins learned one thing, it's that Hogwarts colours don't run.

00:16:01Can you imagine one with Black's face on it?

00:16:03I'd pay good money for one of those.

00:16:05Take a look at that beauty.

00:16:07They're lucky they didn't end up as dragon food,

00:16:09like that poor man from the Ministry.

00:16:11Lenora talks for ages to an empty frame,

00:16:13but can't spare one minute to talk to me.

00:16:15Come on, he went that way.

00:16:17Come on.

00:16:18That girl thinks she can get away with anything.

00:16:20I hope her professor catches her this time.

00:16:22Nellie will do anything for attention.

00:16:24Is that all you've got?

00:16:26I'd never have a harsh word to say about Hogwarts.

00:16:28I, for one, could stay here forever.

00:16:30Better than where I'm from.

00:16:32Sometimes you can find some quite interesting things in the library.

00:16:35Who does Nellie think she is, anyway?

00:16:37I just wish they'd hurry up and assign the essay on werewolves.

00:16:40When are we getting to that?

00:16:42Bravery runs in my family.

00:16:43I've never even cried.

00:16:45Even when my brother put a Grindelow in my bed.

00:16:48Possibly a bit of crying, but no tears.

00:16:51Fear is weakness. I never feel fear.

00:16:53You're brave, though, aren't you?

00:16:55I've seen you in Herbology.

00:16:56You're a conqueror with those mandrakes.

00:16:58Yes, but if we had a round of gobstones in the common room,

00:17:01it'd save us catching cold outside.

00:17:03I'd be glad if they let us convene at the Three Broomsticks instead.

00:17:06You can always tell the first-year Hufflepuffs.

00:17:08Reek of vinegar.

00:17:10I'm not entirely in agreement with what you're saying,

00:17:12but I do see your point.

00:17:14You certainly sound like you have an opinion on this.

00:17:16Wooly jumpers are a nightmare for getting in the trunk.

00:17:19But if you put your shoes in there as well.

00:17:21The smell.

00:17:22I haven't been feeling myself at all.

00:17:24I'd swear someone put glum bumble treacle in my tea.

00:17:26When Howin said draw a Thestral,

00:17:28how was I to know you don't draw it next to a dead body?

00:17:31And why is she always holding his hand?

00:17:33I've seen them.

00:17:34I'm not looking forward at all to learning about the Snargaluf.

00:17:37There's a reason that thing has thorns.

00:17:39Personally, I think if the thing you're best at is Herbology,

00:17:41it means you're soft-hearted.

00:17:43Do you think you can meet me after Herbology

00:17:45and show me how I'm supposed to do that thing with the soil?

00:17:47I'm sure Garlic wouldn't mind us going to one of the greenhouses to practice.

00:17:51My house broom will do me fine for a while, I'm sure.

00:17:54My parents keep promising me something

00:17:56to make up for the fact that they spoil my sister Rotten.

00:17:59I think we'll just tell them to kick me out with a wind-wisp from Spintwitches

00:18:02and we'll call it even.

00:18:03I'm saving up for a new broom.

00:18:05Reckon I'll be going for the U-Weaver,

00:18:07or possibly a Silver Arrow.

00:18:09Albie Weeks says he'll give me a good price on one too.

00:18:11Have you ever noticed in potions that the girl who sits in the corner

00:18:14almost always nearly melts her cauldron?

00:18:16I find it quite disconcerting

00:18:18and sharp doesn't even raise an eyebrow.

00:18:20Yet I drop one nettle too many

00:18:22and I get the stare of the Basilisk.

00:18:24Do you find it hard to get the right consistency in a confusing concoction?

00:18:27I can never get mine to thicken.

00:18:29I'd swear we'd be more uplifted in potions

00:18:31if it were taught by Dementors.

00:18:33I was only looking up a reference for Garlic

00:18:35and I found a fascinating book on self-fertilizing shrubs.

00:18:38It was perfect for stargazing the other night.

00:18:40Not a cloud in the sky.

00:18:42I've never seen the heavens so clear.

00:18:44Do you think that's a bad omen?

00:18:46Do you think if we asked Char,

00:18:47she'd let us go up earlier to the Astronomy Tower?

00:18:50I bet she would.

00:18:51She lives for it.

00:18:52Much more fun than the common room

00:18:54and no one tells you off if you spill something.

00:18:56You could drop me in the middle of Rookwood's Sunday dinner

00:18:58and I'd stare him straight in the eyes and ask for gravy.

00:19:00Mind you,

00:19:01if you leave your shoes under your bed,

00:19:03I suppose that can cause a bit of a whiff too.

00:19:05Why are you looking at me like that?

00:19:07Yes, I do think Serona's very nice.

00:19:09What's of it?

00:19:10It's as if I'm drowning in a lecture from Binns.

00:19:13Think no one's noticing them squeezed at the same desk.

00:19:16What?

00:19:17Of course I don't care.

00:19:18Must have been a ghost.

00:19:19Likely peeves playing tricks again.

00:19:21I hope.

00:19:22I heard that Professor Binns died one night

00:19:24and showed up to class the next morning

00:19:26as if nothing had happened.

00:19:27I don't think he even knows he's a ghost.

00:19:29Caught you sneaking about, didn't I?

00:19:31Spying on the professors, are we?

00:19:33As a muggle-born,

00:19:34I used to feel I had a lot of work to do

00:19:36if I wanted to catch up to the other students.

00:19:38Now I realise that no particular group of wizards

00:19:41has the Monopoly on skill.

00:19:42The faculty tower is off-limits to students.

00:19:45If I catch a student in here,

00:19:46punitive measures will be taken.

00:19:48I don't mind living in dormitories.

00:19:50No parents around nagging me to pick up my robes.

00:19:53I like sitting around the fire in the common room

00:19:55after a long day,

00:19:56especially if we've had potions.

00:19:58Much cosier than the Great Hall.

00:19:59I'd imagine the Hufflepuff common room

00:20:01smells the most delicious

00:20:03on account of it being so close to the kitchens.

00:20:05I've taken to studying during the day in our dormitory.

00:20:07No one's there and I can practise my cast

00:20:09to my heart's content.

00:20:11I was trapped on the grand staircase once.

00:20:13Every time I tried to step off, it moved again.

00:20:16Still haven't lived that down.

00:20:17I dropped one of the crystal balls in Divination.

00:20:20Shattered everywhere.

00:20:21I was mortified.

00:20:23I will say that Professor and I

00:20:25seemed much calmer than I expected.

00:20:27Still, not ideal.

00:20:29I prefer the three broomsticks to the hog's head.

00:20:31Serona's a much better conversationalist

00:20:33than Jasper Trout.

00:20:34Can you eat a Chinese chomping cabbage?

00:20:36Not that I'm going to find out, mind you.

00:20:38Can't seem to get the smell of dragondung

00:20:40out of my robes after that last Hubology class.

00:20:43Suppose it's better than stink sap,

00:20:45but not by much.

00:20:46Yes, Professor Binns does drone on a bit.

00:20:48But have you ever got him really talking

00:20:50about goblin rebellions?

00:20:52Knows everything.

00:20:54Still boring, but impressive.

00:20:57Ronan certainly employs creative teaching methods.

00:20:59While I don't always enjoy his games,

00:21:01I can admire the enthusiasm.

00:21:03Rumour has it there's a secret passage

00:21:05leading to Hogsmeade,

00:21:06but I haven't found it.

00:21:08Probably for the best.

00:21:09I'd be at the three broomsticks all day.

00:21:11My family has a gobstones tournament every year.

00:21:14Bit chaotic, but loads of fun.

00:21:16My mother is so excited for me

00:21:17to come home for the holidays.

00:21:19She's written to me nearly every day.

00:21:21The family hour's exhausted.

00:21:23My little sisters will be so happy

00:21:24to see me over the holidays.

00:21:26They madly try to cast spells at me

00:21:28with their toy wands.

00:21:29Mildly annoying.

00:21:30Wish I could sneak into the other common rooms.

00:21:33Just for an hour or so.

00:21:34Why would Slytherin put his common room

00:21:35in the dungeons?

00:21:37So dreary.

00:21:38Perhaps that's the point.

00:21:39It must be difficult to live in those remote hamlets

00:21:41with the Ashwinders running about.

00:21:43Rumour has it there's an abandoned manor

00:21:45near Bargantyne.

00:21:46No one knows what happened to the family.

00:21:48Think I'll stay close to the castle.

00:21:50Is Lower Hogsfield still dealing

00:21:51with that nasty goblin?

00:21:53Can't have been good for business.

00:21:55I don't like flying on a broom.

00:21:56I prefer the safety of a Thestral-drawn carriage.

00:21:59Nothing wrong with that.

00:22:01Broomsticks are going out of style, I think.

00:22:03So many other ways to travel now.

00:22:05Do you suppose Black's children

00:22:06are as condescending and ill-tempered as he is?

00:22:08How in the world did people ride broomsticks

00:22:10before the invention of the cushioning charm?

00:22:12Does Professor Black have children of his own?

00:22:15Poor things if he does.

00:22:17I wonder why Madame Kagawa

00:22:18didn't become a professional Quidditch player.

00:22:20What if she's not actually that good?

00:22:22I want to play Quidditch professionally when I'm older.

00:22:24I'd make a marvellous chaser.

00:22:26The Headmaster hates everyone

00:22:27who isn't a pureblood Slytherin.

00:22:29Human transfiguration is dangerous.

00:22:32Charlotte Morrison had to go to the hospital wing last year.

00:22:35Got stuck with fox ears.

00:22:37Improvement, I thought.

00:22:39My little brother sends me letters

00:22:40chock full of questions about Hogwarts.

00:22:43Merlin help us when he starts here next year.

00:22:45Have you ever wondered how owls

00:22:46know where to deliver their letters?

00:22:48Magic, I suppose.

00:22:49I need to stop by the Owlery.

00:22:51Far too long since I've sent a letter home.

00:22:53It's a good thing the Owlery

00:22:54is away from the rest of the school.

00:22:56Quite the aroma in there.

00:22:57I wonder what animal I'd be if I was an animagus.

00:23:01I wouldn't mind being a cat.

00:23:03Or an erumpent.

00:23:04Transfiguration has always come easily to me.

00:23:07I suppose some minds are more suited to it than others.

00:23:09Arthur Siggs tried conjuring a pillow the other day.

00:23:12Ended up with a hedgehog.

00:23:14Not terribly comfortable to sleep on, I'd imagine.

00:23:16She's worse than my cat.

00:23:18Arthur's always got some intriguing project

00:23:20or another going on.

00:23:21I can barely follow divination homework,

00:23:23let alone a treasure map.

00:23:25I'd take to the skies too

00:23:26if I didn't have such a fear of heights.

00:23:28It seems you've got quite comfortable here.

00:23:30That's a majestic manner of travel.

00:23:32I know that Fig teaches magical theory,

00:23:34but, theoretically, does anyone take it?

00:23:37Poor Professor Fig.

00:23:39I didn't know him well,

00:23:40but he always greeted me kindly in the halls.

00:23:42Ranroch's loyalists never stood a chance.

00:23:45Wasn't worried for an instant.

00:23:47Think I'll steer clear of Hogsmeade for a bit.

00:23:49Not fond of trolls.

00:23:50I heard you did quite well in Brattleby's Dueling Club.

00:23:53Poppy's really got her way with beasts, doesn't she?

00:23:55I don't think even Professor Ronan expected anyone

00:23:57to be so good at Summoner's Court.

00:23:59I like Sebastian,

00:24:00but I always feel as if his mind is somewhere else.

00:24:03Well done putting Imelda in her place.

00:24:05And in her own time trials, no less.

00:24:07I'm always astonished at how much Ammit knows

00:24:09about a variety of things.

00:24:11Well read, that one.

00:24:13I've heard Natty talk about Wagadoo.

00:24:15Sounds like a fascinating place.

00:24:17Imelda doesn't usually make, uh, friends.

00:24:20I hear you've become friends,

00:24:21or should I say accomplices, with Everett.

00:24:24I'll be wary of you two.

00:24:26You really showed that troll what's what, didn't you?

00:24:28Perhaps I'll go to the Hog's Head.

00:24:30Throw something at Ferdinand in his new location.

00:24:32Thanks to you.

00:24:33I think even Serona's patience is tested

00:24:35by having Ferdinand's portrait back at the Three Broomsticks.

00:24:38I wouldn't let people see you practicing such magic.

00:24:41Not everyone would be as understanding.

00:24:43Perhaps it's locked for a reason.

00:24:45The Three Broomsticks is so much more pleasant without Ferdinand.

00:24:48Never thought I'd witness Sebastian lose a duel.

00:24:50I don't know how you did what you did to save Hogwarts,

00:24:53but I'm awfully glad you did it.

00:24:54Lovely to have the bells back in the music room.

00:24:56Don't mind me.

00:24:57For me, a little vandalism always does wonders for my mood.

00:25:00Flipendo! Flipendo! Bombarda!

00:25:03Flipendo! Bombarda!

00:25:04Flipendo!

00:25:05Glacius!

00:25:06Protego!

00:25:07Levioso!

00:25:08Bombarda!

00:25:09Confringo!

00:25:10You look marvellous.

00:25:11My absolute favourite person in school.

00:25:12Always a pleasure, and a delight to see you.

00:25:14Hello, my dear friend.

00:25:15You're looking well, as usual.

00:25:17Greetings.

00:25:18Hello.

00:25:19Haven't we enough chaos without peeves?

00:25:21Appalling behaviour.

00:25:22I bet Durmstrang students don't have to put up with this kind of stupidity.

00:25:25If you singe my robes, peeves.

00:25:27How goes it?

00:25:28Hello there.

00:25:29That's some bit of magic, isn't it?

00:25:30Goodness, it's the headmaster.

00:25:32Watch yourself, it's the headmaster.

00:25:33I wonder how it all works.

00:25:35Don't press your luck.

00:25:36Put me out!

00:25:37Useless aim.

00:25:38You think this is funny?

00:25:40Perhaps you might set me down, moon mind.

00:25:42Do you like that?

00:25:44My clothes!

00:25:47My lips won't move.

00:25:51Barely felt a thing.

00:25:52This is not good for my constitution.

00:25:56I'll do it again.

00:25:57A bit sharp, isn't it?

00:25:58You call that an attack?

00:26:00A mere tickle.

00:26:01I can't take it anymore.

00:26:04Nice use of foliage.

00:26:06My ears!

00:26:08Keep your plants off me.

00:26:10I've pulled weeds bigger than you.

00:26:12Charming.

00:26:13Why, you cheeky little charm grinder.

00:26:15I'm alright.

00:26:16In your own time.

00:26:17Would you mind putting me back down?

00:26:21What's happening?

00:26:23Professor Garlic would not approve of this.

00:26:25No!

00:26:27It's the choir of death.

00:26:29Next time it shrieks, I shall bake the thing.

00:26:32I'd take flying over walking any day.

00:26:34Not bad.

00:26:35Isn't a broom good enough?

00:26:36Oh, I'm just out and about riding a graphorn.

00:26:39Mind that it doesn't drop you.

00:26:41Riding a hippogriff's all well and good till it throws you.

00:26:44You showed Rookwood, didn't you?

00:26:46Got that hippogriff free.

00:26:48Archie Bickle's in fine fettle thanks to you.

00:26:50The Dementors can have Rookwood now.

00:26:52Well done.

00:26:53Abril's out of Rookwood hands thanks to you.

00:26:56Striking up a friendship with Gaunt, are we?

00:26:58Nice of you to dress up.

00:27:00Why would you want to spend so much time with Fig?

00:27:02Do you feel sorry for him?

00:27:04And Sallow hasn't been to school in ages.

00:27:06Poor girl.

00:27:07When is Sebastian going to learn to stay away from the restricted section?

00:27:10He deserves attention.

00:27:12So, I know the race never happened, but...

00:27:15Nice one.

00:27:16No goblin army could ever tear these walls down.

00:27:19Professor Fig was a good teacher.

00:27:21Though, I'm not quite sure what he taught.

00:27:23Hey!

00:27:27Woo-woo!

00:27:29Woo!

00:27:30Hey!

00:27:32Hey!

00:27:35Woo!

00:27:36Woo-woo!

00:27:38Hey!

00:27:40Hey!

00:27:42Yeah!

00:27:46You make it so tempting.

00:27:48How many times have we done this now?

00:27:50Well, only one way to learn. Experience.

00:27:53Oh-ho!

00:27:54Too many to count.

00:27:55You really need to keep your guard up.

00:27:57I wonder where they're from.

00:27:59Nothing yet.

00:28:00What are you doing? Are you mad?

00:28:02I really hope we get to see, or at least hear one today.

00:28:05What do you think mermaids look like?

00:28:07Do you think they're hiding from us?

00:28:09That reminds me.

00:28:10Did Scribner say we could borrow the book overnight?

00:28:13Or that we'd get detention if we had it out overnight?

00:28:16Dealing with antidotes.

00:28:18Startling to me that so many of them use mandrakes.

00:28:21I'll be sure never to go into that line of work.

00:28:23Oh, there goes my wager.

00:28:25The people I feel sorry for are the ones who don't receive any owls.

00:28:29Poor things.

00:28:30Have you seen their little faces at the table?

00:28:32It all baffles me.

00:28:34Take Moonstone.

00:28:35Whoever came up with using Moonstone in a potion?

00:28:38Obviously, Hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world.

00:28:41Everybody knows that.

00:28:43Of course we're going to be the best at magic.

00:28:45If anyone needs help with an essay or assignment, I don't mind lending a hand.

00:28:48I wrote two inches for bins yesterday while I was eating my lunch.

00:28:51My great-aunt was a Hufflepuff.

00:28:53She says it's the best common room on account of it being so quiet.

00:28:56Compared to the others, I mean.

00:28:58That poor first year trying to get into the Gryffindor common room.

00:29:01I swear the fat lady was having them on.

00:29:03Poor thing had to wait till next day.

00:29:05People are always fussing about in my common room.

00:29:08Someone was trying to come up with some sort of pepper hex the other day.

00:29:11I'd been collecting Chizpurple fangs the entire term.

00:29:14Then I thought I'd be clever and simply keep a few Chizpurples.

00:29:17I'm uncomfortable with the size of my legs.

00:29:19Well, you were asking the other day, so I'm telling you.

00:29:22I like to keep a bit of Wiganweld potion under my bed.

00:29:25Not naming names, but someone's bought a few too many tricks from Zonkos.

00:29:29My father said he used to hide his schoolwork under his bed.

00:29:32Try working with a wand that's been passed down from three unruly sisters.

00:29:35I took my copy of One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi to Herbology

00:29:39and I left it in the greenhouse by the mandrake seedlings.

00:29:43Sharp was horrified I didn't have it for his class.

00:29:46Said I need to get my priorities straight.

00:29:48Well, my father naturally assumed I'd be a strong seeker just like him.

00:29:53I say thank Merlin Quidditch was cancelled.

00:29:56Any of you know where I can find some leaping toadstools?

00:29:59Why won't she just let us use Gillyweed?

00:30:02What's the point of even learning about Herbology

00:30:04if we can't get ourselves into some trouble with Gillyweed?

00:30:07If I haven't personally met a mermaid by the end of term,

00:30:10I can tell you I shan't be happy.

00:30:12Did you get your Bitterroot from Pippin's or did you pick it yourself?

00:30:15I'm desperately in need of some.

00:30:17I find if I try to look attentive in potions, it seems to keep Sharp off my back.

00:30:22It works quite well unless he asks me a question

00:30:24and then it's not really a good plan at all.

00:30:26Overall, I probably wouldn't recommend it.

00:30:28Parry Pippin certainly steered me right with that wound-cleaning potion.

00:30:32Is Potion Shops better than you'd find in London, I reckon?

00:30:35I heard some chat near the girls' lavatory about Boomslang Skin.

00:30:39Do you think they're looking to brew a polyjuice potion?

00:30:42Oh, what if they already brewed one?

00:30:44And Sharp's actually that Hufflepuff girl with the long arms.

00:30:48I suppose I'd be curious about a beautification potion.

00:30:51What? Not for me, Moon Mind.

00:30:53For a friend of mine. Don't be stupid.

00:30:56You should hear Char talking about divination.

00:30:58It's a wonder O-Ni's ears don't catch alight.

00:31:01What's to say stars know more than cards, I say?

00:31:04How do you look at a rock and say,

00:31:05Oh, I think I'll drink that.

00:31:07Almost makes you want to send them one just to give them a thrill.

00:31:10Me? I'm dripping with owls.

00:31:13I don't mind saying that I find it hard to comprehend that Black has a wife.

00:31:17What sort of witch would take that man's hand in marriage?

00:31:21I suppose, on the other hand, it means there's hope for us lot.

00:31:24Those French don't even hold their wands right.

00:31:27I don't know what they're teaching at Beauxbatons.

00:31:31You must know more about Hogwarts than Professor Binns.

00:31:34Where's the brain? Couldn't stop sneezing for hours.

00:31:38Is there anywhere in Hogwarts you haven't explored?

00:31:41I thought I was a good duelist, but I wouldn't dare cross you.

00:31:45I'd imagine Howen's impressed with your beast's talents.

00:31:48Professor Shar must be well impressed with your dedication to those astronomy tables.

00:31:52I've never won a broom race in my life.

00:31:54I hope you're keeping Sebastian out of trouble.

00:31:57Remind me to never challenge you to an ackee or ball competition.

00:32:00I'm glad our meat has a friend like you. You and Natty are quite close, aren't you?

00:32:03You seem to have taken an interest in Poppy.

00:32:05You've certainly been spending a lot of time with Imelda.

00:32:08Everett is a fine friend to have.

00:32:10I heard you got caught up in that Hogsmeade attack.

00:32:12Congratulations on your House Cup win!

00:32:14I'd stay away from the music room, unless you want to be driven mad by the sound of bells.

00:32:18Once a coward, always a coward. Just ask Duncan Hobhouse.

00:32:22You didn't have to bring Ferdinand back to the pub.

00:32:24Duncan owes his reputation to you.

00:32:26Wonderful. Ferdinand's back.

00:32:29Now that Ferdinand's at the Hogshead, I've even less reason to go there.

00:32:33I never go to the Hogshead, so I'm glad Ferdinand's there now.

00:32:36Very brave of you to fight for Hogwarts.

00:32:39Ferdinand was so annoying. He deserved to have his portrait destroyed.

00:32:43It was brilliant how you defeated Sallow in that duel.

00:32:46Well, I suppose we won't have to listen to Ferdinand anymore.

00:32:49It was brilliant how you defeated Sallow in that duel.

00:32:51Where did you and Poppy run off to?

00:32:53Almost got me expelled, that did.

00:32:55What's the harm, I thought?

00:32:57Oh, you've never had a night's sleep like I had when they all ran amok in my bed.

00:33:01Where did you and Poppy run off to?

00:33:03I feel like it'd serve me better planted in a pot.

00:33:06Said there was always some student or another in his house who'd want to be copying it.

00:33:10They swell sometimes.

00:33:11My father used to say that I looked part-erumpent.

00:33:14It's not funny.

00:33:15Oh!

00:33:17If I transfigure my poor toad into a goblet one more time, I think he's going to insist he stay that way.

00:33:23Professor Howin's going to quiz us on rare water beasts next week.

00:33:26Can't wait to tell her I actually saw a Kelpien island over the summer.

00:33:30Don't know why the common rooms all have secret ways of entering.

00:33:33Who wants to go into someone else's common room anyway?

00:33:36We were sorted for a reason.

00:33:38Our dorm's atrocious.

00:33:40I do wish people would clean up after themselves once in a while.

00:33:43A Bunderman destroyed my homework last night.

00:33:45And it was potions.

00:33:47Someone's parents sent homemade cauldron cakes and they shared them in the common room.

00:33:51Think they mistook salt for sugar, mind you.

00:33:54Half-eaten cakes everywhere for days they were.

00:33:56My side of the dormitory is always spotless.

00:33:59Can't say the same for my housemates.

00:34:01If I didn't know better, I'd say they were raised by trolls.

00:34:03Sharp caught me making faces behind his back.

00:34:06It was awful.

00:34:08Not to mention losing so many house points.

00:34:11Going to harvest some knotgrass from the greenhouses today.

00:34:14Did you know that it's used in Polyjuice potion?

00:34:16Think it has something to do with being tied to another person?

00:34:19I need to get some Dragonhide gloves for herbology.

00:34:22I refuse to handle Chinese chomping cabbages with bare hands.

00:34:25I was distracted by Peeves and ran face-first into Adelaide Oaks the other day.

00:34:29Our books went flying.

00:34:31Think it made Peeves' entire week.

00:34:33This is my sister's first year at Hogwarts.

00:34:36Every time she pretends not to see me in the halls, I cast at her with the trip jinx.

00:34:40I'd like to open a shop in Hogsmeade myself one day.

00:34:43Glad Rags could do with some competition.

00:34:45I hadn't met any of my cousins until I came to Hogwarts

00:34:48and found out we were sorted into the same house.

00:34:51Someone seems to fear Professor Sharp. Not me.

00:34:54I think the man's brilliant.

00:34:55Only barked at me twice this week for singeing my ropes.

00:34:58Wonder how Sharp injured his leg.

00:35:00I'd wager it was something to do with his time as an Auror.

00:35:03My friends and I like to spend our evenings watching the sunset from the Quidditch pitch.

00:35:08That's all the pitch is good for this year, sadly.

00:35:10This is the first year my siblings and I are all at Hogwarts together.

00:35:14Our poor mother doesn't know what to do with her time, so she knits.

00:35:17Sends us each a new jumper every week.

00:35:19I was trapped on the grand staircase for an hour the other day waiting for it to move.

00:35:22Sharp didn't believe me when I told him why I was late.

00:35:25Have you been to the Owlery lately?

00:35:27House elves have fallen a bit behind in cleaning this week.

00:35:30I'd like to retire to Hogsmeade one day.

00:35:32Open a pub.

00:35:34Bore future Hogwarts pupils with tales of my childhood.

00:35:37I heard an ex-Auror lives in a hamlet outside of Hogsmeade.

00:35:41Think I'd want a quiet life too after years fighting dark wizards.

00:35:45I met some of my best friends in flying.

00:35:47Nothing creates a bond like thinking you're all about to die.

00:35:50Any news about the dragon near Pittapon Ford?

00:35:53Be enough to make me move, to be honest.

00:35:56I practised doing a loop-de-loop on my broom all summer.

00:35:59What a waste of time.

00:36:01I missed going to matches.

00:36:03Cheering everyone on was magnificent fun.

00:36:06And getting to see eyes at Cooper.

00:36:09The Chudler cannons are going to be unbeatable next season.

00:36:13You just wait and see.

00:36:15Professor Weasley must be exhausted doing her job as well as the headmasters.

00:36:19We're lucky to have her.

00:36:21Professor Black glanced at me the other day in the Great Hall.

00:36:24I spit out my breakfast.

00:36:26Not sure it sent the right message.

00:36:28My brother promised me his old broomstick once he's saved up for a new one.

00:36:31I can't wait.

00:36:33Wish I'd brought a pet owl to school.

00:36:35Don't misunderstand, I adore my toad.

00:36:38At least somewhat.

00:36:40Don't suppose you want a toad.

00:36:42I used to write to my parents every week.

00:36:45Now I can't remember the last time I sent them an owl.

00:36:48Wonder if they know I'm still alive.

00:36:50It's good Black's children are too young to attend Hogwarts.

00:36:53I'd hate it if my father was headmaster.

00:36:55Do all of the professors have their own owls?

00:36:58I imagine they must send a lot of letters.

00:37:01Likely to the ministry.

00:37:03So many letters arrive every day and none of them is ever for me.

00:37:07I rather enjoy transfiguration myself.

00:37:10The complexity, the precise nature of it.

00:37:13Truly something to be admired.

00:37:15Professor Weasley is a marvellous teacher.

00:37:18Never requires us to write more inches of parchment on a topic than necessary.

00:37:22If I can just stop vanishing my notes when practising Evanesco,

00:37:26I think I can get an O in my Transfiguration OWL this year.

00:37:29Professor Weasley's already prepared me to take my Transfiguration NEWT.

00:37:34Well if it isn't Bob Skeen Dunkeen.

00:37:37Those were hidden away for a reason.

00:37:39I hear Plumley found some old maps lying about.

00:37:42Thinks there's treasure at Hogwarts.

00:37:44These time trials are as exciting as Imelda said.

00:37:47My father always said I may have to stand up to a troll one day.

00:37:50I never could though.

00:37:51I used to keep a goblin artefact in my room at home.

00:37:54I shall be taking that down now after what Ranrock and his lot have done.

00:37:57Awful.

00:37:58Just curious, were you born with a broom?

00:38:01Bet Imelda's livid.

00:38:03Very good form you had at Summoner's Court.

00:38:05Wish I was half as good.

00:38:07Wish I had your skill, I'm like a drowned billywig at Cross Ones I am.

00:38:10I'd spend more time with Natty myself, except I'm a bit afraid of her mother.

00:38:14He's a dark horse, Sebastian.

00:38:16Always feel like he's hiding something.

00:38:18I'd watch out if I were you.

00:38:19Bet you're picking up all sorts of flying tips from Imelda.

00:38:22Lucky thing.

00:38:23We'll have to get you a penny the amount of time you're spending with Poppy.

00:38:26Put you in with the measles.

00:38:28Mind you don't get into too much trouble with Everett.

00:38:31Expulsion seems to hold no fear with that lad.

00:38:33I hope you're around if trolls ever come about me.

00:38:35Glad you found yourself a good pal.

00:38:37Nice chap I'll meet, always liked him.

00:38:39You're the one who hung Ferdy back at the three broomsticks, aren't you?

00:38:42Probably a good thing or we'd never rear the end of it.

00:38:45You put Ferdy at the hog's head, didn't you?

00:38:47Must be his worst nightmare.

00:38:49I hope you're around the next time I lose the key to my trunk.

00:38:53Oh, you shouldn't be using that sort of magic.

00:38:55You'll get into a lot of trouble for that.

00:38:57Ha! You're the one who's left Ferdy without a holiday home.

00:39:00Or frame, I should say.

00:39:02Poor chap must be livid.

00:39:04I can hardly sleep now thinking what would have become of this school without you.

00:39:08Brave one you are.

00:39:09My father would be so impressed if it was me that had beat Sebastian in that duel.

00:39:13Nice one.

00:39:14Oh, don't do that. That's not necessary.

00:39:17Oh, don't mind me.

00:39:19I see that you don't.

00:39:21Ha! Heard the bells ringing again.

00:39:23Black must be up in arms.

00:39:25Remind him of his wedding day apparently.

00:39:27Topendo.

00:39:28Hey!

00:39:42A pleasure to see you.

00:39:43Good to see you.

00:39:46Happy to see you, my friend.

00:39:47Haven't seen your face in a while.

00:39:49Hello. How have you been?

00:39:51Greetings. Hogwarts is a fine school, don't you think?

00:39:54Hello there. Studying hard? Having a pleasant time at school?

00:39:58Well done. Too many to count.

00:40:00Don't make me have to get a prefect.

00:40:02Or, I've an idea. Learn the counter curse.

00:40:07Experience.

00:40:09You miserable...

00:40:11Gave me the fright of my life you did.

00:40:13Someone ought to haunt him for a change.

00:40:15I wish I could thank whoever's behind Ferdinand's misfortune.

00:40:19Close one.

00:40:20Do not make eye contact with the headmaster.

00:40:22Why's the headmaster rushing about?

00:40:25A near hit.

00:40:26Are you enjoying yourself?

00:40:28I prefer the ground.

00:40:30Don't suppose I could get a cup of tea?

00:40:33You'll turn me to ashes.

00:40:35Bet that'll be sore.

00:40:37Ice. I'm like ice.

00:40:39There. See how you like that.

00:40:41Oh, you'll want a bandage for that.

00:40:44Blazes!

00:40:45Just a scratch. Just a sting.

00:40:47I'll have no more of that.

00:40:49Wouldn't something less leafy have been better?

00:40:51Mind your lettuce.

00:40:52Put it in the pot.

00:40:54Put it away. I'll soon prune you.

00:40:57That's mine if you don't mind.

00:40:59Excuse me.

00:41:00I have better things to do if you don't mind.

00:41:03You've had your fun. Now put me down.

00:41:05This is not very nice.

00:41:07What a horrid plant.

00:41:09Merlin's nose hair. I thought I'd go deaf.

00:41:12What are you doing?

00:41:14What?

00:41:15I can't hear.

00:41:16Mind where you're going.

00:41:18Safe flying.

00:41:19See that you don't trample anyone I know.

00:41:21I didn't know you were allowed to ride hippogriffs.

00:41:24What a brilliant way to fly around.

00:41:26Well done rescuing Archie and all.

00:41:28I see that kidnapped hippogriff's flying free again, thanks to you.

00:41:31That was very brave of you, rescuing Isco.

00:41:33I heard what you did to old Rookwood.

00:41:35Good riddance, I say.

00:41:36Awful luck about Sebastian.

00:41:38Detention for sneaking into the restricted section again.

00:41:41I see you've been chumming about with Ominous Gaunt.

00:41:43Poor Anne Sallow.

00:41:45I wonder when we'll see her at school again.

00:41:47Did I just see what I think I saw?

00:41:49Dressed for the ball, I see.

00:41:51I thought Imelda was unbeatable on a broom until you showed up.

00:41:54Are you doing some sort of extracurricular work for Fig?

00:41:58That poltergeist is an absolute menace.

00:42:00Goblins will pay for what they did to our school.

00:42:02Couldn't he throw something a little softer?

00:42:05I just brushed my hair.

00:42:08Can't imagine starting a new school this late.

00:42:10I'm sorry about Professor Fig.

00:42:12I know you two were really close.

00:42:14Get him, Arthur.

00:42:15Yeah! Woohoo! Yeah!

00:42:19I ought to find one of those old maps.

00:42:22Might be fun.

00:42:23Look at Nellie.

00:42:25She's not afraid of anything.

00:42:27I can't believe she's doing that.

00:42:29You wouldn't catch me doing that.

00:42:32Come on.

00:42:33I bet all the answers to everything are in the restricted section.

00:42:37I think it should be a special treat in year five that you get to go into it.

00:42:41Do you think they'd actually bring in a Dementor?

00:42:44For Defence Against the Dark Arts?

00:42:47What better way to learn, I say.

00:42:49Do you ever wish you could write a hippogriff?

00:42:51I've written one, of course.

00:42:53Several, in fact.

00:42:55I just wondered if you knew what it was like.

00:42:57Last week, I performed a knee-reversal hex on a second year.

00:43:01It was an utter triumph.

00:43:03While I remember, don't forget to give me that book on ancient runes.

00:43:07Or in case I don't see you,

00:43:09my uncle knows Kagawa, so I can't imagine I won't get good marks.

00:43:13And my aunt knows Black's wife, so all in all, I'd say I'm well set.

00:43:17My older sister came here.

00:43:19Said she carved her initials into the fireplace of our common room.

00:43:22But I think she made it up.

00:43:24I tried to hide a puffskin once, in the corner of the common room.

00:43:28Every time I'm there, everyone falls asleep.

00:43:31I don't think that's what a common room is for.

00:43:33I haven't slept well for ages.

00:43:35I miss my pillow from home.

00:43:38What?

00:43:39Nothing wrong with that.

00:43:40We have the most annoying of all the prefects, I swear.

00:43:43I wish they'd allow us our pets from home.

00:43:45We have a crop called mange.

00:43:47I was always in trouble, I was.

00:43:49Always something broken in the garden.

00:43:51Ornaments, torn up lawn.

00:43:53We had a ghoul in our attic.

00:43:55Groaned all the time.

00:43:56Quite the nuisance.

00:43:58Still, we never had spiders.

00:44:00I've been meaning to ask you.

00:44:01You wouldn't have an extra quill I could borrow, would you?

00:44:04If we were simply taught antidotes to common poisons,

00:44:07I truly think that would be enough to get us through life.

00:44:09I'll trade you a spoon's worth of flubberworm mucus for a puffer pod.

00:44:13Where did you get your dragonhide gloves?

00:44:15I saw you handling that snargluff in herbology.

00:44:18You know, my gloves went mysteriously missing.

00:44:22If it's seeds I'm after, I'll always go to the magic neep.

00:44:25I've upset Madam Green one too many times now.

00:44:28She won't soon be welcoming me back to dogweed and deathcap.

00:44:31I wouldn't bother yourself about that.

00:44:33If I were you, I'd be more inclined to acquire myself some bubba tuba pus.

00:44:37I'm sure garlic could point you in the right direction.

00:44:40Soon get that complexion and better fettle.

00:44:42Why are we only learning all the boring potions?

00:44:45When are we learning Felix Felicis?

00:44:48Knowing Sharp, he'll probably teach it after we've done our exams.

00:44:52I don't find potions bearable at all.

00:44:54And if it's double potions, I question whether I wouldn't just rather be a muggle.

00:44:58I wish they'd let Ronan teach the entire curriculum.

00:45:01Charms is the only class I can stay awake for.

00:45:04Sometimes I'm not fully sure if Ronan's teaching us a spell or having a practice himself.

00:45:09Don't you find?

00:45:11It's genuinely questionable as to whether the man's at Hogwarts to steer the next generation

00:45:16or to become the next Yurik the Oddball.

00:45:18She's not the type to carve initials.

00:45:20Except the Quidditch captains apparently.

00:45:23Have someone leave it on the mantle in the common room.

00:45:26Don't forget.

00:45:27Would have been fine if the prefect hadn't found it up their nose one morning.

00:45:31Didn't see the issue myself.

00:45:32But they found it quite offensive.

00:45:34My cousin gave me a room with a fwooper on it.

00:45:37And I want to know what it means.

00:45:39Could mean I'm destined for greatness.

00:45:41Likely that's it.

00:45:43Oh. Oh. Oh.

00:45:47Sleep with me every night, she would.

00:45:49Oh, don't look at me like that.

00:45:51I'm not afraid if that's what you're thinking.

00:45:53I'll take you on right now.

00:45:55Go on. Where's your wand?

00:45:56It's a wonder they have had time for actual schoolwork.

00:45:59The amount of time they spend reporting us.

00:46:01And the worst of it was.

00:46:03The whole time it was a gnarl that had accidentally come over in my aunt's suitcase from Canada.

00:46:08And you think anyone believed me?

00:46:10I was only trying to feed the thing.

00:46:12I tried an experiment on mine.

00:46:14Nothing of note.

00:46:15But I can tell you.

00:46:17If you go into the girl's lavatory.

00:46:19The scorch mark on the sink was nothing to do with me.

00:46:22What's so fascinating about them?

00:46:24Perhaps one day I'll sign up for a round.

00:46:27I wish Hogwarts would teach us how to become animagi.

00:46:30They do at Wagadoo.

00:46:32I'd be a Niffler.

00:46:33Stock up on galleons.

00:46:34Still have a bump on my head from Herbology last week.

00:46:37The cotton fell out of my ear during a Mandrake lesson.

00:46:40I came to with my head in an upturned plant pot.

00:46:43I tried to imagine the great witches and wizards of the past.

00:46:46Who once sat in the same chairs as we now get to sit in in the common room.

00:46:50Most inspiring.

00:46:52Not the best idea to start a study group with the boys from my dormitory.

00:46:56Now, we never get a break from each other.

00:46:58Honestly, the way some of those Slytherins fawn all over Professor Black.

00:47:02It's embarrassing.

00:47:03Even he seems irritated by it.

00:47:05Then again, what isn't he irritated by?

00:47:08Nothing worse than students practicing jinxes on each other in the common room.

00:47:12Can't take a step for fear of having your legs turn to jelly.

00:47:15I tried doing homework in the dormitory last night but ended up falling asleep.

00:47:19Those beds are simply too comfortable.

00:47:21I can't wait until I'm a sixth year.

00:47:23Then I won't have to waste my time with Herbology anymore.

00:47:28I'll miss Professor Garlic, mind.

00:47:30I fell asleep in Transfiguration once.

00:47:32Professor Weasley woke me up and I had drool all over my wand.

00:47:35Couldn't Transfigure my way out of that.

00:47:37My interest in Herbology stems solely from my desire to excel in potions.

00:47:42If you can't brew with it, don't grow it, I say.

00:47:45Rumour is, Professor Heckert used to work for the Ministry.

00:47:49Oh, wonder what she did.

00:47:50I'd spend the entire day in Hogsmeade if I could.

00:47:53My older sisters taught me everything I needed to know about Hogwarts before I stepped foot in the castle.

00:47:58Including how to sneak food from in the kitchens.

00:48:02Hogwarts has brought me and my siblings closer together.

00:48:05We've had to rely on each other without having our parents about.

00:48:08My siblings and I have all been sorted into different houses.

00:48:11Came as no surprise to my father.

00:48:13Just when I think I've learnt how to get around the castle, a staircase moves and I'm lost again.

00:48:18Isn't Sebastian Sallow's family from Feldcroft?

00:48:22I would have expected him to be from somewhere more posh.

00:48:25Peeves was in a mood the other day.

00:48:27Tossed my quill right on Scribner's desk.

00:48:30Now I have detention for a week.

00:48:32Got a peek at the Prefect's bathroom last year.

00:48:34I'd miss class for a week to soak in that tub.

00:48:37Hogsmeade is the only all-wizarding village I've ever heard of.

00:48:40I'd die of embarrassment if my mother taught at Hogwarts.

00:48:43Don't know how Natty manages.

00:48:45So many interesting people from all over the world come through Hogsmeade.

00:48:49You never know who you'll meet.

00:48:51Spotted a vampire from Romania last spring.

00:48:53Wish I could afford my own broom from Spintwitches.

00:48:56Spintwitches is my favourite.

00:48:58At least I get to see all the brooms.

00:49:00Even if I can't afford one myself.

00:49:02I was destined to be a glorious beater if Quidditch hadn't been cancelled this year.

00:49:06I was.

00:49:07I don't know what Madam Kugawa sees in Imelda Reyes.

00:49:10She's not that good at flying.

00:49:12It's about time Hogwarts put someone like Black in charge.

00:49:15Perhaps now we can stop all these disgusting mudbloods from ruining the school.

00:49:19I'd make a finekeeper with a bit more practice.

00:49:22I sent a love letter to Imelda Reyes once,

00:49:25but I think she thought I was making fun of her because she's been rude to me ever since.

00:49:29When I said she was outspoken, I meant it as a compliment.

00:49:33My parents were thrilled to hear that Black was being put in charge.

00:49:36Our families had been friends for centuries.

00:49:39If only Black had the power to choose the other professors too,

00:49:42then we could get rid of muggle-borns like Garlic.

00:49:44I almost bought an owl in Diagon Alley.

00:49:47Went with a cat instead.

00:49:49Odd-coloured eye and it quite appealed to me.

00:49:51No one sends me owls.

00:49:53Can't remember the last time I got one.

00:49:55Not even on my birthday.

00:49:57I still can't manage to transfigure a match into a needle without catching it on fire.

00:50:01I'd like to send owls,

00:50:03but I have no one to write to.

00:50:05I spent hours trying to conjure a meat pie when I was a first year,

00:50:08only to then find out about Gamp's Law.

00:50:11Such a disappointment.

00:50:13I asked a meat to Carter to tutor me in transfiguration,

00:50:16but he refused.

00:50:18I'm a lost cause.

00:50:19You'd think Cressida would be perfectly fine with the myriad spells we're taught at Hogwarts.

00:50:23I'd like to be a few galleons richer myself.

00:50:26I was worried transfiguration would be too difficult,

00:50:29but it turns out I have a knack for switching spells.

00:50:31Mother says it's my indecisive nature.

00:50:34Next time I'll not wager on Imelda.

00:50:36Flipendo! Levioso!

00:50:38Flipendo! Protego! Protego!

00:50:40Confringo! Levioso! Confringo!

00:50:43Flipendo! Protego!

00:50:45Who do you think you are?

00:50:46Peeves? Confringo! Bombarda!

00:50:48Is that really necessary?

00:50:50Show some respect.

00:50:51Levioso, why are you acting like a troll?

00:50:53Here comes a person of distinction.

00:50:55I thought I detected greatness.

00:50:57Here comes a winner.

00:50:58You're looking hale and hearty.

00:51:00Hello there. How do you do?

00:51:01Hello.

00:51:02Looking smart.

00:51:03Nox.

00:51:04Oh, hello.

00:51:05Oh.

00:51:06Hmm.

00:51:07Oh.

00:51:08Nice to see you.

00:51:10Now this isn't funny!

00:51:11Headmaster, sir.

00:51:12Hey! Woo!

00:51:15What have you been practicing on?

00:51:17Streelers?

00:51:18I shall report you for this.

00:51:21I'm right here.

00:51:24Look what you've done!

00:51:26Fun one, that, isn't it?

00:51:28Where's my blanket?

00:51:31You vile person.

00:51:33Hey! Woo!

00:51:37Whoops.

00:51:38Wasn't on purpose.

00:51:40Oh, forgot how sharp that was.

00:51:42I reckon a puff skin would do more damage.

00:51:45That's a practice shot.

00:51:47Professor Garlic, this isn't funny.

00:51:53Just get our wand, did we?

00:51:55Blunt the thing.

00:51:57Not clever or funny.

00:52:00Mandrakes!

00:52:03If you don't mind.

00:52:04Good day, Professor Black.

00:52:05I'm still going to report you.

00:52:07Learned a new spell, have we?

00:52:09I've been here for long enough now.

00:52:11Put me down!

00:52:12Stop!

00:52:14Give me heart clumps any day.

00:52:17I won't be had by a bush!

00:52:21Not sure I still have ears.

00:52:23Remind me not to get on your wrong side.

00:52:25In a bad mood, are we?

00:52:27Huh.

00:52:28Wonder if I can go that fast.

00:52:31I thought they'd never stop.

00:52:33Easy there.

00:52:34I don't think that's necessary.

00:52:36Looks like they've got the hang of that.

00:52:38A graphorn.

00:52:39Is that even allowed?

00:52:41Looking good up there!

00:52:42Now that's just not sensible at all.

00:52:44Isco Rabe should be buying you a butterbeer after you rescued him.

00:52:48Quite the heroics.

00:52:49Here rookwoods with the authorities because of you.

00:52:51Reckon I'll stay out your way.

00:52:53Nice one rescuing little Archie Bickle.

00:52:55Don't think I'd have managed that.

00:52:56Heard you helped Natty rescue a hippogriff.

00:52:58Very good of you to do that.

00:53:00Well done.

00:53:01There's a reason we have brooms.

00:53:03Sallow has a sister, you know.

00:53:05Ill or something, I heard.

00:53:06Saw you be gone.

00:53:07Don't tell me he's still depressed about being a Slytherin.

00:53:10Don't worry about Sallow getting in trouble because of you.

00:53:12That lad was born in detention.

00:53:14I never got to meet Lodgock.

00:53:16But I heard he was a truly honourable goblin.

00:53:19Well done on that broom race.

00:53:20It's about time someone beat Imelda.

00:53:22Bet she felt that.

00:53:23Is Fig trying to get you to work for him or something?

00:53:25Don't you have clothes?

00:53:27I never minded Fig.

00:53:29He was one of the good ones.

00:53:30Yeah! Yes!

00:53:33I should think Hecate must be thrilled with your skills.

00:53:36Have you used a wand before?

00:53:38What? What are you doing?

00:53:40What is this?

00:53:41Black is going to love hearing about this.

00:53:43This is not funny.

00:53:51You burned me.

00:53:52Put me by the fire.

00:53:55Looks like you've hurt yourself.

00:53:57What was that?

00:53:58Did a billy wig just breathe on me?

00:54:00Oh dear.

00:54:01Best get to the hospital wing.

00:54:03You think you're so powerful.

00:54:05I think I just felt the mark of pitiful magic.

00:54:08Do be careful.

00:54:09Looks like a nasty cut there.

00:54:11What's next? Daisies?

00:54:12I should be telling Garlic about this.

00:54:14I hate these things.

00:54:16Somebody shut it up!

00:54:18You've nerfed, don't you?

00:54:19Do you plan on putting me down?

00:54:21Tell you what.

00:54:22Why don't you put me down and I'll make sure you're only expelled.

00:54:26Oh goodness.

00:54:28That stopped.

00:54:29What are you doing?

00:54:33I hope it's dead.

00:54:34You definitely need to work on being more discreet.

00:54:36You can't ride a broom without the express supervision of Madame Kagawa.

00:54:40Look at them. Riding about like they own the place.

00:54:43Madame Kagawa is not going to like this at all.

00:54:45Does anyone plan to tell this person that they're not supposed to be riding a graphorn?

00:54:50How very clever.

00:54:51Oh, now that's just ridiculous.

00:54:53Riding a graphorn? It's no one in control of this school.

00:54:56A hippogriff. They think it's acceptable to be riding a hippogriff.

00:55:00Wait till Black hears about this.

00:55:01A hippogriff?

00:55:03They're riding a hippogriff.

00:55:05Well, is anyone going to arrest them?

00:55:07Everyone's talking about how you rescued Archie Bickle.

00:55:10The new student. The new student.

00:55:13Did you really get Rookwood taken in?

00:55:16Did you?

00:55:17Is there anyone not talking about how you rescued a hippogriff from Rookwood?

00:55:21Don't see the fuss.

00:55:22I'm sure I could have rescued Isco Rabe had I been made aware of the situation.

00:55:26Oh, for Merlin's sake, where are your clothes?

00:55:28Sallow's in detention because of you.

00:55:30Not a very good friend, are you?

00:55:31I saw you talking to Gaunt. Nice chap, isn't he?

00:55:34Sallow's sister Anne has some injury. Goblin curse or something.

00:55:38That's why she's not at school.

00:55:39You defeated Imelda Reyes in a broom race.

00:55:42Has Kagawa been secretly coaching you?

00:55:44I can't believe Fig's so interesting that you have to spend so much time with him.

00:55:48Puts me to sleep.

00:55:49I would never have expected Hogwarts to be attacked. Not in all my life.

00:55:53What are you laughing at?

00:55:54You must be sad about Fig. I know you spent a lot of time with him.

00:55:58I don't know what to say, really.

00:56:01Leave me alone, Peeves, or I'll call the Baron.

00:56:03Arthur's got you. It's all right.

00:56:05Always a joy.

00:56:07Did you see the way they just waltzed in at the end of the sorting ceremony last night?

00:56:10I promise you, more teachers nod at you if you're holding a stack of books.

00:56:13I swear it's true.

00:56:15I've been tempted to say I lost my wand just to get out of Weasley's assignments.

00:56:18How's that for transfiguration?

00:56:20I say, teach me everything going.

00:56:22In fact, if Hecate doesn't hurry up and teach me the Imperius curse,

00:56:26I swear I shall get on that train and go home.

00:56:28I can't believe she's seen a Thestral.

00:56:30And why should I be impressed anyway?

00:56:32Anyone can find a dead person to look at.

00:56:34She's a little liar.

00:56:35I tried a knee-reversal hex on that small Hufflepuff.

00:56:37I found it rather boring, although, in all fairness, it only partially worked,

00:56:41which did look awfully strange.

00:56:43I shrunk my mother once.

00:56:45I did?

00:56:46Don't give me that look.

00:56:47You weren't there?

00:56:48Let's be sure we make some time to study later, then.

00:56:50The common room's a bit rowdy of late, so I've taken to using the library.

00:56:53I know what you mean.

00:56:54There was a rumour that if you knocked on the barrels in the rhythm of a Christmas carol,

00:56:57you'd get a present.

00:56:58I'd never risk leaving things in the dormitory without a muggle-repelling charm.

00:57:02What?

00:57:03It's highly logical.

00:57:04Someone loaned me a book on the International Confederation of Wizards.

00:57:07I was looking forward to reading it.

00:57:09The last time I saw your Dragonhide gloves was at the vegetable patch in the greenhouse.

00:57:12Perhaps Garlic picked them up.

00:57:14In transfiguration, I switched the writing ink with flobberworm mucus.

00:57:17I thought it to be funny, and it was.

00:57:19To me.

00:57:20I suppose one could smuggle a pet into the dormitory if one was willing to use a disillusionment charm.

00:57:25But is it worth it for a common cat?

00:57:27All I can say is, don't look inside my notebooks.

00:57:30I think Garlic puts that venomous tentacular nearest deliberately.

00:57:33She does.

00:57:34You seek next time.

00:57:35Have you finished your herbology essay?

00:57:37Mine's only about half an inch thick.

00:57:39And I found a black beetle on it.

00:57:40Frankly, I'd rather limit my excursions to hogsmeat these days.

00:57:43Too much distraction.

00:57:45I should think I'll get outstanding when I do my OWLs.

00:57:48I can sleep through a potions exam and still pass.

00:57:51The only marks you'll be getting in potions will be from singeing your hands all the time on your cauldron.

00:57:55It's clear Ronan would have preferred a life in the theatre.

00:57:58You're not still fretting about your potions essay, are you?

00:58:00Sharp gave me an A, and it was barely half an inch.

00:58:03Madame Cagawa's getting a bit of an easy run of things, isn't she?

00:58:06What with Quidditch being cancelled.

00:58:08Invented by the witch whose cabbage patch had a visit from the first ever Quaffle, supposedly.

00:58:12Oh, Professor, I turned myself into someone who hasn't done their homework!

00:58:15I highly recommend it when you want an extra serving of cauldron cake.

00:58:18There's nothing they can do.

00:58:20And try to be out when it wears off.

00:58:22It was a complete lie.

00:58:23Just a trick being played by Hufflepuffs.

00:58:25Very disappointing.

00:58:27Gertie Keddle, that was her name.

00:58:29Lived on the edge of a marsh, they say.

00:58:31Pfft. Takes all sorts.

00:58:33Scribner's got it in for me, but at least the place is quiet.

00:58:35Ugh. Ugh.

00:58:37I don't understand why they're even allowed to attend,

00:58:39and we know some strange muggle-born isn't on the lookout for ways to bring us all down.

00:58:43You'd be hard-pressed to find a page that didn't feature a unicorn.

00:58:46I can't help that I'm so good at drawing them.

00:58:48But I put it down in the dormitory, and for the life of me, I can't find it anywhere now.

00:58:51Why are you smiling? It's going to be a fascinating book.

00:58:54I'm telling you, you could lose your life in Herbology.

00:58:57Especially when the teacher's got it in for you.

00:58:59My parents are expecting high marks,

00:59:01and spending time in Zoncos isn't exactly helping the cause, is it?

00:59:04Do you think that's a good omen?

00:59:05You know, it does help to look at the thing while you're stirring.

00:59:07The way he conducts himself, well,

00:59:09I think if you gave him a chance, he'd trade his wand for a top hat.

00:59:12In my blood, my mother says.

00:59:14From her side, at least.

00:59:15I saw her give Black the evil eyes last week.

00:59:17It's a wonder he didn't turn into a Quaffle on the spot.

00:59:20Pity more people can't watch the duels.

00:59:22Still, I can tell she's very disappointed about the whole thing.

00:59:25Nothing to be learned at Hogwarts that one cannot learn out in the world.

00:59:29Course, there's something to be said for eating the House Elves' quince pie whilst learning.

00:59:33I can't seem to master the Wigan world potion.

00:59:36Perhaps my stirring technique's a bit off.

00:59:38I can't even cast Lumos for two seconds to do a bit of late-night reading

00:59:41without my dorm mates getting riled up.

00:59:43Wish our common room was bigger.

00:59:45I can never find enough space to spread out my star charts.

00:59:47They really shouldn't allow food and drinks in the common room.

00:59:51Stepped in a puddle of butterbeer the other day.

00:59:54Better than a failed potion, I suppose.

00:59:56Got called on to read out loud in History of Magic the other day.

00:59:59Stumbled over all the words.

01:00:01Think I even bought bins.

01:00:03And that's saying something.

01:00:04We're going to see who can stay up the latest.

01:00:07Sleeping draughts should ensure my victory.

01:00:09Tried to summon the pepper at dinner last week

01:00:11and dropped a pudding into our prefect's lap.

01:00:14Not sure who felt it more, me or her.

01:00:16I can appreciate Hogsmeade all year round.

01:00:19But there's nothing like it after a fresh snowfall.

01:00:22Do you think Elizabeth would like a fanged geranium?

01:00:25They're beautiful and terrifying.

01:00:28A bit like her.

01:00:29Thought I'd impress Garlick by showing her my mimble-less mimble-tonia.

01:00:32Squirted stink sap all over myself.

01:00:35I adore decorating for the holidays.

01:00:37Can never have too many fairy lights, in my opinion.

01:00:40Not sure the fairies would agree, mind.

01:00:42In my opinion, divination is a load of rubbish.

01:00:46Professor Anais seems so logical.

01:00:48I don't understand how she believes the things she teaches.

01:00:51My older brothers were all sorted into Ravenclaw.

01:00:53They're terribly accomplished now.

01:00:55I'll never be able to live up to their achievement.

01:00:57Wouldn't be surprised if Professor Binns bought himself the death of one of his history lectures.

01:01:01My family and I travel somewhere every summer.

01:01:04I'm dying to visit Romania.

01:01:06Would love to see a dragon in the flesh.

01:01:08I wonder how we'd get into Black's office.

01:01:11Not that I'd want to go in, mind you.

01:01:13Well, not if he's there.

01:01:14I should like to retire to a small hamlet when I'm older.

01:01:18One just like Brockborough.

01:01:19Muggle school is so dull compared to Hogwarts.

01:01:23I'd imagine.

01:01:24Never been to a Muggle school myself.

01:01:26Hogwarts is a second home to me.

01:01:29Feeling a bit nostalgic about leaving one day.

01:01:31Apparently Marenweem was having a bit of a poacher problem.

01:01:34I wonder if that's still the case.

01:01:36I adore the hamlets near the coast.

01:01:38They're a bit damp, but ever so picturesque.

01:01:41There are some impressive new brooms at Spintwitches.

01:01:43That Rays girl thinks she can fly better than anyone.

01:01:46All talk if you ask me.

01:01:47It's time to trade in my Oak Shaft 79 for a newer model.

01:01:50Wonder what Kagawa thinks of Quidditch being cancelled.

01:01:53Bet she's fuming.

01:01:54How much longer do you think Black will be headmaster?

01:01:57I have family in America.

01:01:58Wonder if I could transfer to Ilvermorny and come back when he's gone.

01:02:01Good thing Professor Weasley takes her role seriously,

01:02:04since Black clearly has no interest in his.

01:02:06Black noticed the scuff on his shoe the other day

01:02:08and would not take another step until a house elf polished it away for him.

01:02:12Horrid man.

01:02:13Why would anyone bother sending secret love letters?

01:02:16If you want to win me over,

01:02:18just treat me to a butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks.

01:02:20I sent an anonymous howler to Duncan Hobhouse last year

01:02:23because he kept leaving his dirty clothes all over the dormitory.

01:02:26You should have seen the look on his face.

01:02:28I just know we were finally going to win the Quidditch Cup this year.

01:02:31I don't think owls make very good pets.

01:02:33You can't snuggle up to them the way you can with a cat.

01:02:35I need to catch up on my letter writing.

01:02:37I think my owl's getting cobwebs.

01:02:39My brother caused a lot of trouble in Professor Weasley's class when he was at school.

01:02:43He'd idly wave his wand whilst daydreaming

01:02:46and transfigure someone's book into a beetle.

01:02:48I tried to transfigure my parchment into a blanket.

01:02:51Wanted a little nap.

01:02:53Would have been fine if I hadn't caught fire.

01:02:55You'd think Gareth Weasley would be better at transfiguration,

01:02:58considering his aunt teaches the thing.

01:03:00Professor Weasley's easily my favourite.

01:03:03Her wand work is exquisite.

01:03:05Are you going to help Zenobia find her gobstones?

01:03:07Someone's got places to be.

01:03:08Vandalism? Really?

01:03:10Couldn't pay me to ride a graphorn?

01:03:12I didn't think you were allowed to wear those outside of bed.

01:03:14I really should ask Professor Fig about his class.

01:03:16Pity about Professor Fig.

01:03:18Who would choose to ride a hippogriff?

01:03:20They've got to smell awful.

01:03:22What would a troll want in Hogsmeade anyway?

01:03:24Crossed wands champion, eh?

01:03:25Never thought Ranrock would be so bold as to attack a school.

01:03:28Can't believe Imelda's managed to make a friend.

01:03:30Perhaps I should make some friends this year.

01:03:33Natty seems nice.

01:03:34Imelda must be losing her touch if someone managed to best her.

01:03:37Sebastian isn't the sort of friend I'd want to have.

01:03:39Where's your new friend Poppy?

01:03:40Must be nice being friends with Amid.

01:03:42Everett's hardly what I'd call respectable company.

01:03:44Watch out! It's the Troll Slayer of Hogsmeade!

01:03:47This year, I'm winning summoner's court champion.

01:03:49Forget your keys, did you?

01:03:50If an aura were here, they'd put you away for that.

01:03:52Hogwarts will forever be indebted to you.

01:03:54The Hogshead crowd would just love Ferdinand hanging there.

01:03:57Heard you burned Ferdinand's frame.

01:04:00Good one.

01:04:01Sebastian took that duelling loss rather gamely.

01:04:03Really mastered that one, haven't you?

01:04:05Can't believe Ferdinand Pratt got me detention.

01:04:07Why ever did the music room bell stop ringing in the first place?

01:04:10Flipendo! Flipendo! Flipendo!

01:04:13Levioso! Levioso!

01:04:14Protego!

01:04:15Easy.

01:04:16Protego! Protego!

01:04:17Confringo! Confringo!

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