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00:00:00I'm setting off on the greatest journey of my life.
00:00:06Let's do this!
00:00:08To travel around the globe by train.
00:00:11I have no idea what platform we're going from.
00:00:17I'll be riding some of the most spectacular rail routes on earth.
00:00:21On the fastest, steepest and most luxurious trains, passing through some of the world's
00:00:29most famous places.
00:00:30The Eiffel Tower, Grand Central Station.
00:00:34There it is, Mount Fuji.
00:00:36And beyond, to parts of the planet I never knew existed.
00:00:41We're totally isolated.
00:00:43To immerse myself.
00:00:45This isn't for anything, this is just what people do on a Sunday.
00:00:50In the weird, the wild and the wonderful.
00:00:57This is unlike anything I've ever done before.
00:01:09So here we are in St Pancras, London.
00:01:11This is where it all begins.
00:01:13I'm on the 701 train to Paris.
00:01:18I've only got a few days in Paris, then I'm going to blast on to Stuttgart, then Munich.
00:01:23We'll race on to Budapest and, if there's time, even Romania,
00:01:27before hurtling on to the edge of Europe in Istanbul.
00:01:32Right, so off I go around the world.
00:01:34Just me and my bag and these blokes and all this filming stuff.
00:01:42And Sam, the cameraman.
00:01:43Come on.
00:01:44Nearly 20 trains a day speed under the Channel Tunnel from London to Paris
00:01:55at up to 186 miles per hour.
00:01:58We've all got that cliched view of Paris,
00:02:01I believe, with people walking poodles and the can-can
00:02:05and gorgeous women looking at you with a really haughty face.
00:02:10Mind you, that happens to me anywhere, so that won't be very different.
00:02:12You know what I mean, the strange smell of those cigarettes and everything.
00:02:16But I'd like to really break through all of that
00:02:19and try and find something of the real Paris.
00:02:23Just two hours, 15 minutes later,
00:02:25the train delivers me right into the heart of the city.
00:02:30Yay, Paris!
00:02:32As soon as you step out of the station, it just looks so foreign, doesn't it?
00:02:36Look at her, see what I mean?
00:02:38Carlisle is further away from London.
00:02:41I've got more than 2,000 miles to cover.
00:02:44But first of all, this place.
00:02:4724 hours, that's all we've got.
00:02:48Come on, come on, come on.
00:02:53Paris, so much to see and definitely not enough time.
00:02:58Did I mention I was lugging a crew around with me?
00:03:01Two more then, mate.
00:03:07Here we are, the Eiffel Tower.
00:03:10Have a good look, because we're not hanging around.
00:03:12Let's go, Sam.
00:03:15Just over two million people live here.
00:03:17Excuse me, coming through.
00:03:19Sacré-Cœur.
00:03:20But every year, more than 33 million people visit it.
00:03:24Bon Marte, if you like a bit of art.
00:03:26You see, the thing about beautiful cities
00:03:30is there's a huge pressure to visit all the famous sites,
00:03:33which you've seen countless times anyway.
00:03:35It's all a bit of a waste.
00:03:37And I've only got 24 hours.
00:03:42I'm pretty much in the heart of Paris here.
00:03:44Beyond that yellow bus, there's the Eiffel Tower.
00:03:47This is the Place de la Concorde.
00:03:50You've got the Champs-Élysées there.
00:03:53Around here, there's the Tuileries.
00:03:56And the only people I can see are flipping tourists.
00:03:59But surely there's got to be more to Paris than that.
00:04:03It's the Parisians that make the city, isn't it?
00:04:07Pousse-toi!
00:04:08Look out the way!
00:04:09That never happens!
00:04:11Pousse-toi!
00:04:13Get out the way!
00:04:16I think I can smell burning rubber.
00:04:18Yeah, me too.
00:04:21You haven't got a handbrake on, have you?
00:04:23My Parisian friend, Julie Collard,
00:04:25is brilliant at unpicking the clichés of Paris
00:04:28for bamboozled foreigners like me.
00:04:30It's funny, I'm not that bothered about seeing the big sites.
00:04:35You don't really care, do you?
00:04:37Not a huge amount.
00:04:38You're more interested by small things that Paris has to offer,
00:04:42which gives you the real Parisian vibe, right?
00:04:45Yeah, that's what I'm after.
00:04:46I'm hoping that you can give me some of that.
00:04:49Well, you're going to have a real good Parisian vibe in a few seconds now.
00:04:53Look right now, look at that.
00:04:55That's the Arc de Triomphe.
00:04:58Look at this bus.
00:05:00Why does he have priority?
00:05:02Don't worry.
00:05:02This is like fighters in the Second World War.
00:05:05Yeah, look.
00:05:07Why do you think Parisians drive in the way they do?
00:05:12I think we're closer to Italian people.
00:05:16Oh, you mean Mediterranean, yeah.
00:05:18Fiery.
00:05:19Latin fire inside of us.
00:05:23Brake!
00:05:24Don't worry, it's fine.
00:05:26You're not going to die.
00:05:29Safe in the back streets,
00:05:30it's time for tips on cafe culture and French kissing.
00:05:34Kisses?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:36Does everybody in France kiss like that?
00:05:39No, of course not.
00:05:41No, Paris, it's two kisses.
00:05:42Then in the rest of France, sometimes it's one, sometimes it's three,
00:05:46which is weird.
00:05:47Not like three, but like one, two, and then you go like...
00:05:51Three.
00:05:51That's the same in England sometimes.
00:05:52And then you never know if someone's going to give you four.
00:05:54Four?
00:05:55I'm going to show you.
00:05:56I'm going to show you the bees.
00:05:58No one knows why there's a difference.
00:05:59Even the French need help.
00:06:01What we've got here is an app.
00:06:03Excuse me, Julie, just for one second.
00:06:06That shows you where people snog in different ways in France.
00:06:11Pink is how many?
00:06:12It's four, I think.
00:06:13Pink is four.
00:06:15So that's pretty peasant-y.
00:06:18And then you've got the light blue is one.
00:06:20It's one.
00:06:21So it's a bit of hit and run.
00:06:23I'm glad to see some proper science.
00:06:25See?
00:06:26This is weird, you know.
00:06:28The way the seats are placed.
00:06:32We're not looking at each other.
00:06:33We're looking out like that.
00:06:34I don't need to look.
00:06:35I know you.
00:06:35So I don't need to look at you.
00:06:37I need to look at the students.
00:06:38And what are you looking at out in the street?
00:06:39We're looking at people.
00:06:40See, I'm talking to you right now.
00:06:42She just looked at us.
00:06:43So it's a Parisian exercise.
00:06:45You get used to it.
00:06:46See, I'm talking to you.
00:06:47Just, I don't...
00:06:48But you hardly look at me, do you?
00:06:50Yeah, you look at me too much.
00:06:52No, don't look at me that much.
00:06:54No, no, why not?
00:06:55I feel like I have something wrong on my cheek.
00:06:57Don't look at me.
00:06:58Just turn around.
00:06:59If I really need to look to you,
00:07:01I'll go like, hey, Tony.
00:07:03And I'll go like that.
00:07:03And then can I come around?
00:07:04Yeah, sure.
00:07:05Then you can look at me.
00:07:06That's fine.
00:07:07Then look at...
00:07:07And then we go back to here.
00:07:09Then look at the streets more.
00:07:16I've only just arrived
00:07:17and I've already crossed off two thirds
00:07:19of the things on my must-see list.
00:07:21But what's the point of coming to Paris
00:07:23without having a proper bang-up meal?
00:07:26The French love it.
00:07:27They really love it.
00:07:30You can even see this obsession with food
00:07:32in their language.
00:07:33Rather than don't make a fuss about something,
00:07:36they say, don't make a big cheese about it.
00:07:39Instead of mind your own business,
00:07:41they go, mind your own onions.
00:07:44And instead of I'm drunk,
00:07:46they go, I'm really buttered.
00:07:49I like that one.
00:07:50I've had a tip about a restaurant around here
00:07:53that's slightly different
00:07:54to the usual fancy, high-end Parisian cuisine.
00:08:00Yeah, this is it.
00:08:01Look up there.
00:08:02See?
00:08:03L'Avent Courtois de la Terre.
00:08:06Apparently, it's not pretentious,
00:08:08non-expensive, just one slight problem.
00:08:12It's standing room only
00:08:14with a menu hanging from the ceiling.
00:08:16And it's a bit of a shame
00:08:17that the restaurant is so small.
00:08:19There's a menu hanging from the ceiling.
00:08:21Look at this place.
00:08:22It's not like a restaurant.
00:08:23It's like a sandwich bar, isn't it?
00:08:24Look at this stuff up here.
00:08:26Long, I don't know,
00:08:27Douceau, Pistou, Parmesan,
00:08:30whatever that is.
00:08:31If you want to try wine.
00:08:32How many wines have you got?
00:08:33Maybe 250 different wines.
00:08:36Try this.
00:08:36This is Beaujolais.
00:08:40I just turned around
00:08:41and very slowly tried to engage
00:08:43this gentleman in conversation.
00:08:44And he's English.
00:08:46This is John.
00:08:47Do you come to this place often?
00:08:48Yeah, it's one of my local stop-offs.
00:08:50It's incredibly Parisian.
00:08:51It's pretty crowded, isn't it?
00:08:53It's crowded, but it's authentic.
00:08:54John Brunton has lived in Paris
00:08:56for 20 years.
00:08:59And if anyone knows his onions,
00:09:00it's him.
00:09:01There's been a movement
00:09:02which is called, in general,
00:09:03bistronomie.
00:09:05Bistronomie.
00:09:05Bistronomie, I like that word, yeah.
00:09:07It's the idea of a bistro
00:09:09and not so expensive.
00:09:12John, what is that?
00:09:14Which is what I was trying to ask you.
00:09:17It's a huge mound of salted butter.
00:09:19Part of the mentality
00:09:20of this zinc counter philosophy
00:09:23is that there are certain things
00:09:24that are free.
00:09:26So you have amazing bread
00:09:28baked in the kitchen here,
00:09:29butter,
00:09:30and very sharp, tangy gherkins
00:09:32because they're bound to bring
00:09:34some charcuterie or some pâté along.
00:09:37I don't care about the question
00:09:38or the answer anymore.
00:09:42I have no idea what this is.
00:09:44You taste it first,
00:09:45I tell you afterwards.
00:09:50So you've just eaten a piece of pig's ear.
00:09:55L'oreille du cochon.
00:09:56The ear of the pig,
00:09:58which is one of the most
00:09:59down-to-earth dishes
00:10:00that you can get.
00:10:01Sliced up
00:10:02and then fried in two minutes
00:10:05and served like this.
00:10:10Oh dear,
00:10:10those pig's ears are lying
00:10:11pretty heavy on my stomach
00:10:13and I don't even have time
00:10:14to digest them.
00:10:16Let's stop Germany
00:10:17because I'm off again.
00:10:22Coming up,
00:10:23I press on into Germany
00:10:24for a beer.
00:10:28I put German engineering
00:10:29to the test on the road
00:10:32and I find out
00:10:33what's under the bonnet.
00:10:34My eyes keep wanting to flick down
00:10:36and look at your willy.
00:10:38It's day two
00:10:39and I'm hurtling through Europe.
00:10:41I've left the French capital
00:10:43and rejoined the rails
00:10:44for the next leg of my journey
00:10:46on a quick train to Stuttgart.
00:10:48I'm loving this high-speed,
00:10:49high-tech intercity express.
00:10:51Although it's so slick,
00:10:52it's making me drowsy.
00:10:54I've been asleep for the last two hours.
00:10:57It's such a comfy train.
00:10:58You'd never think it's going
00:11:00around about 170 miles an hour.
00:11:02I'm going to have a look
00:11:03at what's going on
00:11:04in the back of the train.
00:11:05I'm going to have a look
00:11:05at what's going on
00:11:06at 170 miles an hour.
00:11:08These impressive trains
00:11:09were created
00:11:10for the German railway network
00:11:11in the 1990s
00:11:13and they were so successful
00:11:14they're now used on routes
00:11:16across Europe.
00:11:17It's a brilliant
00:11:18German transport creation.
00:11:20But it's not the only one.
00:11:22I've arrived at the place
00:11:23where Karl Benz
00:11:25invented the automobile.
00:11:28I'm just getting off here
00:11:29for a few hours
00:11:30because apparently
00:11:32there's a really good
00:11:34Mercedes centre in Stuttgart.
00:11:37I've always been nuts
00:11:39about Mercedes.
00:11:41When things started
00:11:41going well for me,
00:11:42my very first car
00:11:44was a Merc and it was like
00:11:46I never thought I would
00:11:48ever have my own
00:11:50Mercedes-Benz.
00:11:51So today,
00:11:52if the crew can keep up,
00:11:53I'm on a personal mission
00:11:55to drive the flashiest Merc
00:11:56I can get my hands on.
00:12:01This is the GTR
00:12:03which they use as the pace car
00:12:04for Formula One races.
00:12:06Are you a good driver?
00:12:15Fantastic.
00:12:16Before you go fast,
00:12:18I just have to tell you
00:12:18I have a wife
00:12:19and a little son at home.
00:12:21Do you want to give them a call?
00:12:24I've paired up with motoring expert
00:12:25Holger Karczek,
00:12:27presumably so I don't
00:12:28crash the car or nick it.
00:12:31What is this thing
00:12:32about Germans and cars?
00:12:3410% say that the car
00:12:36is more important for them
00:12:38than their own partner.
00:12:39So that might give you an idea
00:12:42what cars are for us.
00:12:47Why do you think the Germans
00:12:48are so good at engineering?
00:12:50We like details.
00:12:52We're good at planning things.
00:12:54We like to be precise.
00:12:56That isn't just a cliché.
00:12:58Germans really are precise people.
00:13:00No, we are, we are.
00:13:01Precise and brutally honest.
00:13:04If I asked you about Britain and cars,
00:13:06what would you say?
00:13:09That's a good question.
00:13:10Actually, no, it's a German car industry
00:13:12because we bought all your companies.
00:13:16So there is no British industry?
00:13:17There is no British industry.
00:13:19Look at Rolls-Royce.
00:13:20I mean, Rolls-Royce is BMW
00:13:22and they're more successful than ever.
00:13:24Even Bentley is owned by the Germans.
00:13:26Oh, is it?
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28Are people in Germany aware
00:13:30of how successful their industry is?
00:13:32Oh, yes, we are.
00:13:34When you ask Germans,
00:13:35what is German for you,
00:13:37the number one topic is cars.
00:13:39Mercedes with Mr. Benz
00:13:42built the first car
00:13:43and it was our idea.
00:13:45Cars are our idea.
00:13:51Safe and sound, just as I predicted,
00:13:53we're back at the museum.
00:13:56And what an extraordinary piece
00:13:57of architecture it is.
00:14:01Look at that.
00:14:02Money, power, design.
00:14:16This is the world's first ever motor car.
00:14:22It's got its own chassis.
00:14:24It's got petrol.
00:14:26It's got the clutch down there.
00:14:29Exquisite, isn't it?
00:14:30Wouldn't it be wonderful
00:14:31just to climb on it,
00:14:33start it,
00:14:35ride off this dais,
00:14:36through the door,
00:14:37out into the car park
00:14:39and down the road.
00:14:40God, I'd love to do that.
00:14:46I've nicked it!
00:14:49I've nicked it!
00:14:51It's very fast.
00:14:53Not quite as comfy as
00:14:54my very first Mercedes C-Class,
00:14:57but it is such a lot of fun.
00:14:59Whoa!
00:15:01I'm going to slide down now!
00:15:09Well, that was a quick stop,
00:15:10but it was fun.
00:15:11I fancy a beer now.
00:15:12Munich, onwards!
00:15:15From here, it's about three hours
00:15:17on to Munich,
00:15:18which is in Bavaria,
00:15:20a region of Germany
00:15:21that likes to celebrate its differences.
00:15:25I think the Bavarians
00:15:26like to think of themselves
00:15:27as rather different from other Germans.
00:15:29A bit like the Scots and the English.
00:15:31The Bavarians are, you know,
00:15:33a bit more laid back.
00:15:35The Germans don't really know
00:15:37what they're doing.
00:15:38You know, they're just
00:15:39trying to get a job.
00:15:40They're just trying to get a job.
00:15:41They're just, you know,
00:15:42they're just trying to get a job.
00:15:44We'll see.
00:15:47The other thing that springs to mind about Germany, of course, is beer.
00:15:54Munich is home to Oktoberfest, the world's biggest beer festival, where at the end of
00:15:59September every year, six million thirsty visitors quadruple the size of the city.
00:16:05I'm going to immerse myself in the local traditions with breakfast Bavarian style.
00:16:12Oh, it's a white sausage.
00:16:15A bit like I'm waiting for an early morning flight to Benidorm.
00:16:22Thank you very much.
00:16:27It's quite nice actually.
00:16:30It's something that's very off-putting about a white sausage, isn't there?
00:16:35It's a bit like a drowned finger in a lake, but with this very sweet Bavarian mustard.
00:16:44It's rather good, especially with a zonking great glass of breakfast beer.
00:16:54To get to the bottom of Bavarian beer, I'm heading off to the state-owned brewery.
00:16:59I think I've come to the right place.
00:17:02Yes, you heard me, a state-owned brewery.
00:17:05Finally, politics I can agree with.
00:17:08The Hofbrauhaus brewery knocks out over 33 million litres a year.
00:17:13Our tiny ballet dancers.
00:17:16The more that's drunk, the richer the state gets on taxes.
00:17:21Smells very hoppy in here.
00:17:26We have only four ingredients.
00:17:28We have the water, the malt, we have the hops, and of course you need the yeast for fermenting.
00:17:34And that's all there is in all of this beer?
00:17:37All of the beers produced in Bavaria.
00:17:39I've managed to snag the CEO here, Michael Muller.
00:17:43That must limit the kinds of beer.
00:17:45Oh no.
00:17:46In Germany, we have roughly 5,000 different types of beers.
00:17:50What's the difference between them then?
00:17:52There are so many different malts available, so many different hops,
00:17:56and even with the yeast, there are many, many varieties.
00:18:00So you can really significantly change the taste of the beer.
00:18:04Why is beer such an obsession for Bavaria generally?
00:18:08In Bavaria, beer is part of our life.
00:18:15So I set off to sample this Bavarian life for myself
00:18:19at the Hofbrauhaus, Munich's most famous pub.
00:18:22And I promised myself I'd experience everything on this trip.
00:18:27Don't say anything.
00:18:28Don't say anything.
00:18:35This place has been here since 1589.
00:18:37It's incredibly famous.
00:18:39Everyone's drunk here.
00:18:41Hitler, Lenin, American presidents, astronauts, musicians like Mozart, meatloaf.
00:18:49Look at all these people here, look.
00:18:50Look, look, look, look.
00:18:52The bar serves up to 5,000 people a day.
00:18:55And I'm going to lend a hand.
00:19:00It's all going a bit crazy in there.
00:19:03I was worried about skidding, but there's no chance.
00:19:05It's so sticky, my feet are practically glued to the floor.
00:19:08There you are, sir.
00:19:10Thank you very much.
00:19:12Middle.
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:14The other one, here.
00:19:16Oh, I see.
00:19:17And the other one, here.
00:19:18And then you can...
00:19:20Then it's all in one hand?
00:19:21Yes.
00:19:22Just like this?
00:19:23Yeah, perfect.
00:19:29Hello, here's your beer.
00:19:33Oh, thank you.
00:19:34You're welcome.
00:19:35Thank you.
00:19:35Thank you.
00:19:36Thank you.
00:19:37Thank you.
00:19:38Thank you.
00:19:38Thank you.
00:19:39Thank you.
00:19:40Nice to meet you. I would never have known that you were Bavarian. Never.
00:19:53For a while I thought this Bavarian easy-going thing was because people were tanked up on
00:19:58beer. But there's something else about this place.
00:20:02I wandered over to the English Garden, their equivalent of London's Hyde Park. It's laid
00:20:07back here too, and not a beer in sight. It's like a giant unofficial water park, even though
00:20:17signs say it's not allowed. A concrete block dumped in the river here has given surfers
00:20:27a permanent wave to ride. You've got all those surfers breaking every
00:20:35health and safety regulation you can possibly imagine. You've got people swimming in the
00:20:40river, even though it quite clearly says everywhere, don't swim in the river. Just so free and
00:20:46easy. In fact, it's incredibly free and easy. See
00:20:53what I mean? It seems anything goes here, and I mean anything.
00:21:01Excuse me, I can't help noticing that there are thousands of people here, either with
00:21:05very few clothes on, or no clothes at all, including yourself. What's your name?
00:21:12Alexander. Alexander. Are you allowed to do this? Are
00:21:15the coppers going to come and wrap a towel around you?
00:21:17No, basically you're allowed to. Or let me say it this way, it's not forbidden. There
00:21:22are places where it's specifically allowed, like you can see at this place here.
00:21:25So this is a designated place where you can take a massage?
00:21:28It's a designated area. It's only if people start complaining about you, then the police
00:21:32comes and tells you, please dress yourself. So theoretically, you could wander through
00:21:36the centre of the city without any clothes on. It's only if somebody complained that
00:21:40there might be a problem. Yes.
00:21:42I find it quite difficult to talk to you in the nude. My eyes keep wanting to flick down
00:21:47and look at your willy, because I know I'm not really supposed to. Or that's how it feels.
00:21:52Do you think nudists tend to have a sense of vulnerability about them?
00:21:58Nudism is not about sexuality or something like that. Of course, the media has sexualized
00:22:03it very strongly, but there's really no problem if you look at me. I mean, I'm just a man.
00:22:08I'm here in the nude. I feel comfortable. You know what? I can just kind of check you
00:22:11out. You're not going to worry about it. It's lovely, you know. Even while we've been talking,
00:22:15there have been people wandering by. Some of them have got clothes on. Some of them
00:22:18haven't. But they just don't really seem to take much notice.
00:22:23I think there's a very relaxed mood here in Munich and all this thing, even if just a
00:22:28minority of people are doing the nudism thing.
00:22:31I wish I had the bottle to have interviewed you in the nude. I haven't, but I wish I had.
00:22:38The chance is still on.
00:22:39Maybe one day. Thanks, Alex.
00:22:41OK, good.
00:22:42Still to come, in Hungary I roll into their communist past. I get an unexpected surprise
00:22:50on the sleeper train to Bucharest.
00:22:53Oh, blimey, it's not water.
00:22:54And in Istanbul, I discover exquisite artefacts.
00:22:57I think we should get that one as well.
00:22:58It really is the tackiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:23:01Thank you.
00:23:06I've left Bavaria behind and hit the rails again to reach my next destination. With half
00:23:11of Europe already behind me, I'm heading east another 400 miles through Austria and into
00:23:16Hungary.
00:23:18A seven-hour train journey has delivered me and my mountain of TV kit right into the middle
00:23:24of Budapest.
00:23:29Isn't this gorgeous? So light and bright and clear and airy. Hardly feels as though we're
00:23:36in the heart of a city at all, does it?
00:23:38Well, that is because until the middle of the 19th century, we wouldn't have been.
00:23:44There were two cities. There was Buda over there, Pest over there, with the mighty river
00:23:49Danube in between. But then, in 1873, the two cities united and thus Budapest was born.
00:23:57As I'm only here for the day, to see the city quickly, I'm swapping the train for the tram.
00:24:05Budapest is a vibrant, modern city.
00:24:09It's absolutely gorgeous.
00:24:11It was recently voted one of the nicest to live in in Europe.
00:24:21This is where everyone comes to get that archetypal view of Budapest. Can't blame them, can you?
00:24:27It's pretty wonderful.
00:24:29It might be hard to imagine now, but less than 30 years ago, Budapest felt very different.
00:24:36It was under strict communist rule. Step into the back streets, look past the designer shopfronts
00:24:43and busy restaurants, and this city reveals its past.
00:24:48All over Budapest, there are pockmarks on the walls. Look right up there.
00:24:54What they are are bullet holes from the short-lived but very bloody revolution against the communists in 1956.
00:25:03The students started demonstrating all over the country, the people attempted to take back control,
00:25:09which they very nearly did until the Russians called time and brought in the tanks.
00:25:19If there's one thing that epitomises the Hungarian revolution in 1956, it's a T-55 tank.
00:25:26And if anything's going to stop it, it'll be this.
00:25:30To find out how a bunch of cheap frying pans managed to halt an army, I've hijacked a local historian, Jula Hedgidas.
00:25:39Look, it worked. I was told in 1956, during the uprising, frying pans actually did stop tanks.
00:25:47Did they really do it back then?
00:25:49It was very simple, actually. Young kids stole frying pans from their mother's kitchen.
00:25:56They broke off the handle and put it in the middle of a small side street,
00:26:00and as the tanks were coming, all the driver could see was something that looked exactly like a mine.
00:26:08So if the street was narrow enough, a whole line of tanks could be stopped that way.
00:26:15The Hungarian revolution lasted just 17 days before being brutally quashed by the Soviets and their tanks.
00:26:24The country remained communist until the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.
00:26:35Today, tanks like these in Budapest give tourists a more entertaining Soviet experience.
00:26:44It's pretty very difficult to drive.
00:26:49BUCHAREST, ROMANIA
00:26:53Tonight I'm moving on. I'm on the 7.10 train to Bucharest, Romania.
00:26:58I've no idea what platform we're going from.
00:27:01If we can find it.
00:27:03Six. It's that one there. Come on.
00:27:07It's a sleeper train. Frustratingly, our slowest so far.
00:27:12It'll be our home for the next 16 hours.
00:27:15The train runs from Budapest into Romania, travelling 500 miles to reach the capital, Bucharest,
00:27:21which I'm not even going to have time to see.
00:27:24It's similar to the original route taken by the Orient Express.
00:27:29I wonder if I'm going to get that level of luxury.
00:27:34Oh, there's a top bunk.
00:27:38Not quite sure how you get up there.
00:27:40A little wash basin.
00:27:43Not a cupboard.
00:27:47So this is the wash basin, so that presumably is just somewhere to store stuff.
00:27:52Oh, it's a palace.
00:27:55We didn't have time to buy sandwiches or anything before we boarded, and two hours into the journey, I'm starving.
00:28:02Excuse me, is the buffet down that way?
00:28:04The buffet?
00:28:05Buffet. No buffet.
00:28:07No buffet?
00:28:10Yeah.
00:28:13Oh, thank you very much.
00:28:18Oh, blimey, it's not water!
00:28:26Oh, this is all right, isn't it?
00:28:31Sam, come say hello to these people.
00:28:34Say hello!
00:28:36Hello!
00:28:38This is good, I want some now.
00:28:40Homemade cheese puffs and Hungarian moonshine. What's not to love?
00:28:44No buffet, but I got a bit of ham as well. Not bad, is it?
00:28:51I've slept off the Hungarian hospitality and woken up in Romania.
00:28:57I want to get to Turkey, but there aren't any direct trains, so it's yet another quick stop.
00:29:06I managed to get about five hours sleep, which wasn't too bad.
00:29:10Now I'm in Bucharest, Romania, which I want to explore and tell you all about it,
00:29:16but I can't because there's another train now going all the way down to Istanbul.
00:29:21And once I'm there, I'll be out of Europe into Asia Minor.
00:29:28We're heading south across Bulgaria, into Turkey and eventually Istanbul.
00:29:36My 2,000 mile rail journey across Europe has finally reached the end of the line.
00:29:46I've always wanted to come here to Istanbul, and I'll tell you why.
00:29:50Look, that's the Orient Express restaurant. This is where the original Orient Express ended.
00:29:56But the thing about Istanbul is this. It's where Europe and Asia collide.
00:30:02The two halves of the city divided by a dramatic stretch of water called the Bosphorus.
00:30:08It's a colossal port, and over thousands of years it became the most famous trading city in the world.
00:30:14And that meant lots of cultures, lots of religions, and lots of exotic goods from all over the globe.
00:30:20Oh, they're cute. It smells amazing.
00:30:22Donkey milk soap. Never seen that before.
00:30:26I'm shopping with local historian Pelin Batu.
00:30:31It's the best place to buy Turkish delights. They have a zillion different types.
00:30:36Can we just go around the other way, just so that I can show everyone this incredible ceiling?
00:30:44This is a combination of really brassy modernity and really old-fashioned, rather exotic-looking shops, isn't it?
00:30:51It is kind of schizophrenic.
00:30:54I always thought Istanbul was a very feminine city, in that it's histrionic.
00:30:59It changes its moods and its appearances, so it is like a very overly melodramatic woman, in a way.
00:31:07I'm glad I wasn't the one who said that a female characteristic was being melodramatic and histrionic.
00:31:15Turkey's renowned for its coffee.
00:31:18And this is one of the most famous coffee shops in the city.
00:31:22You find this queue every day and every hour.
00:31:25People come here to buy coffee, and they've been doing so for almost 100 years now.
00:31:29The smell is incredible, isn't it?
00:31:32So are we going to get some ourselves?
00:31:34Yes, we should.
00:31:36It's all backing up behind now. We've completely destroyed this production line.
00:31:41This is the Iznik design. Nikkei.
00:31:44It's like what you usually find in these coffee shop, and when you go in, it's like a little train station.
00:31:51This is a very traditional coffee shop.
00:31:53This is the Iznik design, Nikea.
00:31:58It's like, you know, what you usually find in these coffee shops around.
00:32:02Two of these? I think we should get that one as well.
00:32:05It really is the tackiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:32:08Thank you.
00:32:13Looking around now, it does seem quite a heady mixture of East and West, modern and old.
00:32:20The Golden Horn was one of the most famous ports of ancient history and it had people from all over the world.
00:32:28Is it very different from the other cities in Turkey?
00:32:32It's a country, an empire of its own.
00:32:34You can actually see and feel the cosmopolitan nature of the city everywhere you go.
00:32:40And after the Syrian war, we have lots of Arabs right now.
00:32:44So, like, every five, ten years, it changes its costume and garb and even the dominant language changes.
00:32:52What you're saying is that throughout the centuries there have been these waves of people
00:32:57coming here with their different cuisines, their different attitudes and their different languages.
00:33:04It's extraordinary how this place has constantly evolved,
00:33:07from the Romans, who first established it as a trading point through the Byzantine Empire,
00:33:12to the Ottomans, who transformed it into a symbol of Islamic culture.
00:33:17And it's all on display to be admired here at the Galata Bridge.
00:33:22It's a good spot for fishing too.
00:33:24I suppose you could just walk across this bridge thinking about what you might like to have for tea.
00:33:29But, oh, look at all those fish there. Great.
00:33:33But if you did that, you'd be missing the most extraordinary panorama that there is here of Istanbul's history.
00:33:41Over there is the Topkapi Palace.
00:33:44When the Ottomans first arrived here in the 15th century, that's where all the Sultans lived.
00:33:49Beyond it there, you've got the Hagia Sophia, which was once the most massive Christian church,
00:33:55which was eventually turned into a mosque.
00:33:59Crikey, he's caught some more.
00:34:01Hiya. What bait are you using?
00:34:06Your hands smell of fish.
00:34:17Fish, fish, fish.
00:34:19Oh, fish, well, fish, fish.
00:34:23That way?
00:34:30Have I got one? Yes! Oh, yes.
00:34:38Skill, concentration.
00:34:46Can I put him back now?
00:34:48No problem.
00:34:50OK, thank you very much. Thank you.
00:34:53The champion.
00:34:55It was that size.
00:35:00I'm here on the Asian side of the city at Istanbul's Hyderabad railway station.
00:35:06This grand terminus was the starting point for routes to the Middle East and beyond for well over 100 years.
00:35:13But sadly, the tracks alongside its platforms have been pulled up for renovations.
00:35:19The good news, though, is that when they started digging, they came across some extraordinary finds,
00:35:25so that now this railway line is probably the world's longest, thinnest archaeological trench.
00:35:37From the air, you can see just how impressive this site is.
00:35:44The station's been closed for five years now, and no-one's quite sure when it'll reopen.
00:35:52And that's because they just keep finding so much good stuff.
00:35:58This find's just sticking out here. Have you seen this one?
00:36:01It's an amphora from 6th century after Christ, from the Byzantine era.
00:36:08So this is just the neck here, isn't it? Yes.
00:36:11It's got the mouth bit here, so it would have gone all the way over there.
00:36:17They must have carried liquid looking at the mouth here, which is narrow.
00:36:21So you can bung it up easily.
00:36:23Yeah, so it would either be olive oil or wine.
00:36:26This really is an extraordinary big site, isn't it?
00:36:30I mean, how far in that direction do you think it's going to go?
00:36:33It's another two kilometres.
00:36:35And how big is the excavation so far?
00:36:37It's 300,000 square metres.
00:36:40It's ridiculous. And it's all essentially one trench.
00:36:44Yes.
00:36:45You must have to make an awful lot of cups of tea at 11 o'clock in the morning.
00:36:52This huge dig has uncovered evidence of a whole ancient town on the banks of the Bosphorus.
00:37:01The really old stuff is twofold.
00:37:03There's this lovely road here. That's about 4th century AD.
00:37:07But about 800 years earlier than that is down here.
00:37:11You've got a load of flagstones which are tied together with sort of metal ties.
00:37:17Now, it was the Romans who invented the technology of cement and concrete.
00:37:22So this has got to be pre-Roman.
00:37:25400 years before Christ.
00:37:28All buried underneath one railway line.
00:37:32Coming up, I'm starting my journey in Delhi where I take part in a spiritual ritual.
00:37:38It's just like I'm in bird madness.
00:37:42I travel on the most astonishing train.
00:37:45The train is actually getting down the middle of the street. I love it.
00:37:50And I take to the skies to explore one of the world's most extraordinary ancient kingdoms.
00:37:57It's just bloody lovely.
00:38:02I'm travelling through a couple of the world's most exciting countries.
00:38:06India and Burma.
00:38:10I'm covering a vast distance from Delhi to Darjeeling.
00:38:14Then I'll hurtle across the border to Burma
00:38:16and take a sharp turn down to the ancient city of Bagan.
00:38:20But there's only one place to start.
00:38:23I'm in Delhi. The most beautiful city in the world.
00:38:27There's only one place to start.
00:38:29I'm in Delhi. The mind-boggling mega capital of India which is bursting at the seams.
00:38:36There's currently 22 million people living here.
00:38:39By the end of the next decade, they reckon that will have doubled to 44 million.
00:38:48This is one of the busiest cities in the world
00:38:51with millions of people commuting in and out every day.
00:38:56I'm on board what's locally known as the EMU train
00:38:59racing to get to the heart of Delhi.
00:39:02They've built an extra 230 kilometres of metro to help deal with all the movement
00:39:08but still, right now, the beating heart of the city's transport
00:39:13is suburban trains like this one.
00:39:17I've got very little time here and there's a lot I want to fit in.
00:39:21I don't think I've ever been in a town where there's so much unnecessary beeping.
00:39:26There he goes.
00:39:29Delhi's one of India's most historic cities.
00:39:32Today, it's both a modern capital and a city with a rich past
00:39:36that dates back hundreds of years.
00:39:39The extraordinary thing about this city is that it's not just a city.
00:39:44The extraordinary thing about this city is that it's in constant movement.
00:39:48Everywhere you look, there are people doing things.
00:39:52It's a chorus of endeavour.
00:39:56For me, this is a city full of contradictions.
00:39:59On one hand, it's a leading tech hub, but on the other, you can still see poverty all around.
00:40:06Yet everywhere, you get a sense of this can-do entrepreneurial spirit.
00:40:13The next morning, I'm up early.
00:40:15I'm here to see a side of Delhi that couldn't be more different to the chaos I've encountered so far.
00:40:23I've come to the Yamuna, one of India's seven holy rivers.
00:40:27Good morning. Thank you very much.
00:40:31It's 6am and boatman Ravinder is taking me to a special ritual.
00:40:36Oh! Oh! You're calling for the birds?
00:40:41I can hear them now.
00:40:44This area is famous for the birds that come here just as the sun begins to rise.
00:40:50I think you can see some of them just starting to mass.
00:40:56For most locals, these waters hold a spiritual significance
00:41:00and apparently feeding seagulls here brings good karma.
00:41:05Not many have come here yet.
00:41:07I'll try a bit of this stuff, see if it'll make any difference.
00:41:12Come on, my darling!
00:41:20Every year, these gulls migrate over 2,500 miles, escaping Siberia's winter.
00:41:28This is something that rich businessmen do.
00:41:31They get the boatman to take them out so they can lob all this stuff up into the air for the birds.
00:41:45This ritual is performed on the Yamuna every day.
00:41:48People hope that feeding the birds will bring prosperity and good health.
00:41:54I can't hear anything else around me now but the sound of birds.
00:41:59It's just like I'm in bird madness.
00:42:07I suppose you feel an enormous sense of power being able to draw all these birds to you.
00:42:12I don't know if that's luck but it's a strong feeling to start the day.
00:42:18Incorporating wildlife into rituals like this seems to be at the heart of Indian life.
00:42:23Back in Britain, the only time most of us notice seagulls is when they're trying to nick your chips.
00:42:37It's time for me to leave Delhi.
00:42:39This is New Delhi Station and it's my gateway to one of the largest railway systems in the world.
00:42:45Blimey, it's crowded. That's the sleeper.
00:42:48This one's absolutely rammed.
00:42:50The train network covers almost all of India
00:42:53and it carries an astonishing 23 million passengers on 12,000 trains every day.
00:43:01This is one of the longest trains I've been on. I'm practically the Himalayas.
00:43:07Indian Railways is also the country's biggest employer
00:43:11with nearly one and a half million workers keeping this massive operation running 24-7.
00:43:17Right, thanks this way.
00:43:19And I think it's number 11.
00:43:23Hello.
00:43:249-2.
00:43:25Oh, 11, yeah.
00:43:27Thanks a lot.
00:43:28Thank you.
00:43:29You selling pens?
00:43:32Two? Only two?
00:43:36It's been fascinating to see how Delhi mixes ancient traditions with a frenzied pace of life
00:43:41but I do feel a bit overwhelmed.
00:43:45To be honest, I'm really rather glad to leave Delhi.
00:43:50It's just so non-stop mad.
00:43:53I've been getting hardly any sleep because somewhere close by
00:43:58there's been a large party going on every night to about 2.30 in the morning.
00:44:05It's a wonderful place to be in that it's so awesome
00:44:09but it's not really my lifestyle.
00:44:15India is the world's seventh largest country
00:44:19and home to some of the most spectacular rail journeys in the world.
00:44:24This train is travelling almost a thousand miles across northern India
00:44:29to the foothills of the Himalayas.
00:44:32The town of Darjeeling used to be a summer resort for the British Empire's elite
00:44:37and I've come here to see some of its colonial past.
00:44:43I'm thousands of feet above sea level.
00:44:45I'm surrounded on all sides by huge mountains and winding valleys
00:44:50and yet just there over the road are half a dozen magnificent ancient British-built steam engines
00:44:59because this is the Darjeeling-Himalayan Railway
00:45:03and if you care anything at all about trains then this is your Xanadu.
00:45:10Like most of India's railways, this was built by the British.
00:45:15They have to keep the fires in the boilers going 24 hours a day.
00:45:20They'd never be able to get them started in time otherwise.
00:45:23Nicknamed the toy train, these are some of India's smallest engines
00:45:29but they pack a punch.
00:45:31Even by today's standards they're an engineering miracle.
00:45:35The tracks are narrow and the engines robust
00:45:38enabling them to gain serious altitude in just 50 miles.
00:45:42It's mad, isn't it? The train is actually getting down the middle of the street.
00:45:47When the cars go by I can wave at the little kids and they wave back at me.
00:45:52Hello, hello.
00:45:58Sometimes the track actually crosses the street and the train gets stuck in traffic jams.
00:46:06He just has to stay there until the jam clears.
00:46:10I love it, it's so dark.
00:46:13Look, perfect example of a bit of a traffic jam.
00:46:17He can't go anywhere. He's trying to get past in the jam.
00:46:25I continue my journey 25 miles towards India's border with Nepal.
00:46:31At this point I've had to abandon the train tracks
00:46:34because I'm trying to get somewhere very remote
00:46:37to a community I've always wanted to meet.
00:46:40I'm west of Darjeeling now in the town of Manibanjang
00:46:44which is a border town between Nepal and India.
00:46:47This is very childish and I don't even know if I'm supposed to do it but here you go.
00:46:51One foot Nepal, one foot in India.
00:46:54Anyway, I'm looking for a lift.
00:46:57Home to the world's third highest mountain, Kanchenjunga,
00:47:00this region is India's least populated so getting around can be a challenge.
00:47:05Look at this.
00:47:08A swarm of Land Rovers.
00:47:11Wow, aren't they beautiful?
00:47:14I need to get to Plung Dong.
00:47:17Is there any chance that one of you would be able to drive?
00:47:20Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.
00:47:22You do that? Which one's yours?
00:47:24This vehicle.
00:47:26Oh, that's gorgeous, isn't it, that one?
00:47:29That's lovely.
00:47:34There are about 40 vehicles here.
00:47:37They're so rare that you'd get about 30 grand for one of these back home.
00:47:45Have you ever driven on this type of road?
00:47:48No, some of the London roads people are complaining about
00:47:52but they're dead easy compared with this.
00:47:55That's the motor street.
00:47:57So all the people are lined up to welcome you.
00:48:00Oh, that's fantastic.
00:48:02I've come here to meet a remote mountain tribe called the Lepchers.
00:48:11Hello, hello. Thank you.
00:48:23Thank you.
00:48:30This is my best greeting ever.
00:48:34Thank you.
00:48:47I've never been welcomed so happily, so profoundly, so beautifully in the whole of my life.
00:48:55Thank you so much.
00:48:59The village is called Kalimpong and my host here is Jangu Lepcher.
00:49:05Why were they so excited?
00:49:07They don't get to see the foreigners, so they've been waiting since morning and so excited.
00:49:11They've been waiting since the morning?
00:49:13Yes.
00:49:14It's four o'clock in the afternoon, man.
00:49:17As night falls, Jangu shows me where I'll be sleeping.
00:49:21So this is the way down to the main house.
00:49:24Right. I hardly see anything.
00:49:26Oh, this is like the witch's cottage in Hansel and Gretel.
00:49:30Good night, guys. Good night.
00:49:36This is absolutely lovely.
00:49:38This is not what I expected at all.
00:49:40All right, so maybe I didn't expect an oven and a witch,
00:49:43but I did think that it would be pretty rudimentary.
00:49:46Look at this. A cute little window.
00:49:49A heater.
00:49:52Hang on, what's this?
00:49:54Is it what I hope and dream it is?
00:49:56Oh, it's a toilet. It's a toilet. Result.
00:50:00I tell you, after you've been in India for a little while,
00:50:04you do start looking nervously around.
00:50:07Oh, this is perfect.
00:50:09Everything a man could want.
00:50:12The next morning, I wake up to fresh mountain air
00:50:15and a glorious view.
00:50:17You'd think in a place like this I'd feel healthier than ever.
00:50:21I've got the sniffles,
00:50:23so now we're looking for the Himalayan version of a pharmacy.
00:50:31He has to look in the mirror.
00:50:34He has to look in the mirror.
00:50:37Be careful.
00:50:40He has to look for the medicine, for the running nose.
00:50:44Libchers are the masters in medicine.
00:50:47They know which one is poisonous, which one is medicine.
00:50:58You have to sniff.
00:51:02Next, next, next.
00:51:05How are you feeling? It's burning?
00:51:09That's good, that's good, yeah.
00:51:12It's like a combination of clover and Vicks inhaler.
00:51:16It definitely is clearing my nose.
00:51:18It is, for sure.
00:51:20Sanjay knows every plant and animal in this forest,
00:51:24but he hopes that the next generation will have different opportunities.
00:51:29What do you want your sons to do?
00:51:35He wants his children to study,
00:51:37because he's done so much of hardship in his life.
00:51:40He's not educated, so he wants his son to be educated.
00:51:44But if they're educated, maybe they'll go away from the village.
00:51:48There's a chance, but he'll try his best,
00:51:52sons, to understand the value of our community
00:51:55and the value of the medicine
00:51:57and the value of what he is doing right now.
00:52:02In a globalised world, this place typifies the untouched.
00:52:06If locals leave to study and backpackers arrive instead,
00:52:10I can see how the authenticity of this place could easily disappear.
00:52:14It makes me feel all the more privileged to have come here today.
00:52:18India is, of course, amazing.
00:52:22I'd expected the kind of wild, anarchistic chaos that you get in Delhi,
00:52:27and I wasn't remotely disappointed.
00:52:29But up here, this is where I lost my heart.
00:52:32I absolutely love it here.
00:52:34But now, reluctantly, I've got to leave.
00:52:37I'm going over the Bay of Bengal to Myanmar, in that direction,
00:52:41about which I know absolutely nothing,
00:52:44apart from the stuff I've seen in the newspaper.
00:52:47It's all a big question mark to me.
00:52:49A question mark which, hopefully,
00:52:51will be to some extent dispelled in the next few days.
00:52:56Coming up, I take a train to go shopping the Burmese way.
00:53:01This is brilliant. There's a market, and it's on the railway lines.
00:53:07I bring out my best moves in a local spirit ceremony...
00:53:12..and stumble across a celebration that's unlike anything I've ever seen.
00:53:17It's fantastic. The whole town has been mobilised.
00:53:28From India, I need to cross the border to Mandalay in Burma,
00:53:31or Myanmar, as it's also known.
00:53:35First introduced by the British in 1877,
00:53:38Burma's rail network now covers nearly 3,800 miles.
00:53:44But although connecting Indian and Burmese railways has been talked about,
00:53:48it's not yet possible to travel between these two countries by train.
00:53:53So my next train will be taken from the iconic city of Mandalay.
00:53:59Built in the mid-19th century, it was the last capital of the Old Kingdom.
00:54:04This palace here was the last seat of the Burmese royal family.
00:54:09I say the last seat because in 1885,
00:54:12the Brits marched in and took over the entire country.
00:54:15You can see why the Brits might have wanted it,
00:54:18because you've got China there, you've got India there,
00:54:22you've got what was Siam, now Thailand down there,
00:54:25and, bosh, right in the middle, you've got Mandalay.
00:54:30Burma was ruled by the Brits for 50 years.
00:54:33It gained independence in 1948,
00:54:36and today Mandalay is the second largest city here
00:54:39and the heart of regional transport.
00:54:43I'm taking a local train north, just outside the city centre.
00:54:50When I was really young, I wasn't sure that Mandalay actually existed.
00:54:55It was one of those towns that you hear in poems and in songs.
00:55:02Nellie the elephant packed her trunk and went there.
00:55:07I'm heading to Deyazay Bazaar,
00:55:10and I don't think I'll have any trouble finding it.
00:55:17This is brilliant.
00:55:19Just here, there's a market, and it's on the railway lines,
00:55:23and they just step back when the train comes through
00:55:27and then move back in again afterwards.
00:55:30What a brilliant use of space!
00:55:33Bye!
00:55:39A whole strip right through a town that back home we'd ignore,
00:55:43but here it's central to the people's trade and commerce.
00:55:49It's ridiculous.
00:55:51I see a market and it's a lot of people squatting on a railway track,
00:55:55and I immediately think poverty, but that's nonsense.
00:55:58The quality of all this veg, and there's so much of it, it's such a big market.
00:56:03This is a thriving rural economy.
00:56:11Oh, my God, these are so cute, aren't they?
00:56:16All destined for the pot.
00:56:18But they are very cute.
00:56:22Mandalay local Zar Nee is showing me around the market.
00:56:26You can find whole chicken, tea leaves, fish,
00:56:31and two sets of banana and pot rice.
00:56:36Oh, look, that lady there, she's got this fantastic stuff on her face.
00:56:41What's that?
00:56:42Sun cream.
00:56:43Sun cream!
00:56:44I thought this was some mysterious ritual.
00:56:47It's sun cream.
00:56:49Come on, let's get on with the shopping then.
00:56:52We're not just buying dinner.
00:56:56We're getting offerings for a uniquely Burmese spirit ceremony
00:57:00that's taking place up the road.
00:57:06I just hope we've brought enough bananas.
00:57:13In local folklore, there are 37 spirits called Nats.
00:57:17These Nats are said to have the power to assist or devastate lives.
00:57:22Excuse me, I'm your mother now.
00:57:25Thank you, Mum. Thank you, Mum.
00:57:31These dancers are mediums who connect with the ancient spirits
00:57:35while worshippers ask them for favours.
00:57:37And today, I seem to have a role in the ceremony.
00:57:41This is so exciting. It's real ancient storytelling.
00:57:45It's about two twin brothers who fail to fulfil their religious obligations,
00:57:51so they're executed, but they can't die,
00:57:54and so they turn into Nats.
00:57:56And the one in the middle, that's their mum.
00:57:59And everybody's sharing in this old story.
00:58:02It's lovely.
00:58:04In this country, Nats are the most important ritual
00:58:08In this country, Nats have been worshipped alongside Buddhism for centuries,
00:58:13but I still think I can show them some moves.
00:58:26I head backstage to meet the star of the show, Shui Lon.
00:58:30Can I come in? That was fantastic.
00:58:33Thank you so much. Thank you.
00:58:35When did you start to do this?
00:58:3718 years ago.
00:58:55And how old were you when that happened?
00:58:58Because you had a dream. You knew what you wanted.
00:59:01A dream to come true.
00:59:04I've seen so much theatre and dance, which is masked,
00:59:08and people with make-up and people doing all that sort of stuff,
00:59:12but this was the exact opposite of that sort of demure type of show.
00:59:18This was really in your face.
00:59:20It was people saying, look at me, aren't I talented?
00:59:23And I really enjoyed that.
00:59:26Many of the spirit mediums don't conform to traditional gender roles.
00:59:30Some have faced discrimination in life,
00:59:33but it seems that in the world of spirits,
00:59:35the rules of Burmese society are suspended.
00:59:41The next day, it's time for me to leave Mandalay.
00:59:46It's early in the morning, and all this is really quite fun.
00:59:50You've got this huge battered railway station
00:59:53built by the British over 100 years ago.
00:59:56Lots of little railway lines and very small, slow trains,
01:00:00and a cacophony of sound coming from all these shops
01:00:04where people are having their breakfast.
01:00:06But for me, I'm getting rather excited,
01:00:09quite pleased, about the next part of my journey.
01:00:12I'm going to one of the most important historical,
01:00:16spiritual, archaeological sites in the whole of the world.
01:00:20It's up there with Angkor Wat,
01:00:22and the pyramids.
01:00:24It's a town called Bagan.
01:00:29The journey from Mandalay to Bagan
01:00:31is just over 100 miles south-west.
01:00:36The route follows the Eawadi River
01:00:39that flows all the way through Burma.
01:00:43You look out of the window at all the little villages
01:00:47and the fields, and it looks as though
01:00:50Burma hasn't changed for 1,000 years.
01:00:53Well, that's a completely false impression.
01:00:56It's constantly been changing,
01:00:58none more so than in the last century.
01:01:05When the Brits left in 1948,
01:01:08pretty soon afterwards, a military junta was established.
01:01:12Burma was closed off from the outside world for 50 years.
01:01:17Then Aung San Suu Kyi gained power,
01:01:20and the world wished for a new era of democracy.
01:01:24It was a pivotal day for the country,
01:01:27one that was full of hope,
01:01:29although, as you've seen from the television footage
01:01:32from the last year,
01:01:34this fledgling democracy is still suffering.
01:01:38In the West, Aung San Suu Kyi has been widely criticised
01:01:42as the violence continues.
01:01:44But none of this is new.
01:01:46Because of its strategic location,
01:01:48Burma has a long history of facing turmoil,
01:01:51and it looks like peace isn't coming any time soon.
01:01:55The next morning, I wake up in Bagan.
01:01:58This is Burma's old religious capital.
01:02:01And even today, people's devotion is clear to see.
01:02:05This morning, our fixers told us
01:02:07that there was going to be a little march through the town
01:02:10that was going to be the capital of Burma.
01:02:13We're going to go and see what's going on.
01:02:15We're going to go and see what's going on.
01:02:17We're going to go and see what's going on.
01:02:19We're going to go and see what's going on.
01:02:21Our fixers told us that there was going to be
01:02:24a little march through the town today
01:02:26to celebrate the fact that a lot of the young boys
01:02:30were about to be initiated as novice Buddhist monks.
01:02:34But we had no idea it would be as fantastic as this.
01:02:38It's enormous.
01:02:40It's like the whole town has been mobilised.
01:02:43As you can see, it isn't just the boys, it's the young women too.
01:02:47They're all beautifully dressed up.
01:02:49And the irony for me is that these kids are about to go
01:02:54and enter a life of chastity and poverty.
01:02:58But they're all dressed up like kings or gods
01:03:02out of some ancient manuscript.
01:03:07I find a local man called Zay Ah who helps me understand what's going on.
01:03:12Does every boy become a novice monk?
01:03:16Yeah, this is their parent duty.
01:03:18When the boy becomes seven years old, they want to make him a novice.
01:03:22If they can't do it, they will feel really bad,
01:03:25like they're not a good parent.
01:03:28You've been a novice, haven't you?
01:03:30Yes, I have.
01:03:31What do you do as a novice? Can you still stay at home?
01:03:34The first time I was seven years old, I was doing it with my friends.
01:03:38We're happy because we have never been staying together
01:03:41with our friends in the monastery, so that's why we're happy for that.
01:03:45So it's like a big sleepover.
01:03:48Many of the boys will stay in the monastery for only a few weeks,
01:03:52but some will ordain for life.
01:03:55I can't help feeling a bit uneasy about the use of the elephant,
01:04:00but you've got to admit, it does look grand,
01:04:03and the little kid right on top of it.
01:04:06It's actually a little boy.
01:04:08It's the son of the main donor, who's got lippy on.
01:04:12It's a great honour to be up there like that.
01:04:15For poorer families, sending their sons into monasteries
01:04:18means guaranteeing a free education.
01:04:21I've just seen people holding up money to the elephant,
01:04:24and it lets its trunk down like that, and it takes the dosh,
01:04:27and it passes the money up to the guy who's riding it.
01:04:33People here believe that donating money during the parade
01:04:37will give them good prospects for their next life.
01:04:41This is one of the world's greatest archaeological sites,
01:04:44and come on, there's only one way to see it properly.
01:04:49The guy in the basket is called Nobby. He's our pilot.
01:04:53And he's a Bristol City supporter.
01:04:56Thought you'd like to know that.
01:04:59See you later.
01:05:01Bye!
01:05:03We're off.
01:05:05So gentle.
01:05:07So gentle.
01:05:09It's not cold.
01:05:12Just bloody lovely.
01:05:15We're almost kissing the top of the trees with the basket,
01:05:19and already the pagodas are beginning to appear.
01:05:24This is the ancient capital of the Pagan Kingdom,
01:05:27home to around 2,500 Buddhist monuments.
01:05:32It's quite toasty on the head,
01:05:35particularly for those of us who haven't got much hair.
01:05:38Look at my director.
01:05:40Actually, he had long hair at the start of this flight.
01:05:45Are we starting to climb?
01:05:47We are starting to climb a little bit.
01:05:49We're just on the eastern edge of the monument zone here.
01:05:52The air is very clear.
01:05:54We can see about 50 to 60 miles this morning.
01:05:58Many of these structures have been here for 1,000 years,
01:06:02and they look absolutely incredible.
01:06:09The villages that make up Bagan were scattered around here.
01:06:13You can see areas on the ground,
01:06:15saw imprints where the villages were made of wood,
01:06:17so they're all gone, and the temples have all been left.
01:06:20That's interesting, because it looks like it's a temple landscape,
01:06:23but it wasn't then, was it?
01:06:25It was just a big city that happened to have a lot of temples in it.
01:06:32This place is where the Burmese nation got its beginnings.
01:06:36Today, it's a complex country full of division and violence.
01:06:41But what has struck me about being here
01:06:43is that amidst all the political confusion,
01:06:46the incredible spirit of the Burmese people shines through.
01:06:50Hello.
01:06:52Hello.
01:06:56I hope everything works out for the Burmese.
01:06:58They really deserve it.
01:07:06Still to come, I'll be continuing my epic railway adventure in Thailand.
01:07:12I take a tuk-tuk to the taste of tomorrow.
01:07:15Silkworm.
01:07:16Really good.
01:07:17It's a little bit like fertiliser.
01:07:18I live out my Thai island dreams and try to get high in Malaysia.
01:07:23Is there any other way?
01:07:26All aboard.
01:07:32Thailand means land of the free,
01:07:34and it's the only country in Southeast Asia never to be colonised by the Europeans.
01:07:39In fact, in the 19th century,
01:07:41when Thailand's first railway line began construction,
01:07:45the British offered to help build it.
01:07:47But the Thai king refused because he was suspicious
01:07:50it was a ruse to take the country by force.
01:07:53Why would he have thought that?
01:08:08I'm in Chiang Mai province in the north of the country.
01:08:11It's the land of temples, hill tribes and elephants.
01:08:15And I really do want to see those elephants.
01:08:22I've stumbled across one of its 40,000 temples.
01:08:27This is the gateway to Doi Saket,
01:08:29and I seem to have arrived just at the right time.
01:08:34There's people here.
01:08:36They're waiting for the monks to come down from there to give them food.
01:08:40I've just been and bought some drinks for them too.
01:08:45And can you see the army starting to stack up?
01:08:48I think I'd better get up there quick.
01:08:51For the last three months,
01:08:53the local monks have remained at the temple for a kind of lent.
01:08:56But that ends today,
01:08:58and they're about to return to the community in this special ceremony.
01:09:15You really get this feeling of ancient ritual
01:09:18being reinvented for the 21st century.
01:09:33I'm continuing my train journey through Thailand and Malaysia,
01:09:37and I've made it through the night on the train to Bangkok.
01:09:44Well, I reckon I had about four hours sleep,
01:09:47which I suppose isn't that bad.
01:09:52We're now approaching what I always thought was called Bangkok,
01:09:56but is in fact called Krung Thep Mahanakon Amon Ratanakis
01:10:01in Mahayantara, Ayutthaya, Mahidi, Lokphob.
01:10:05Can you just hold it a bit straighter?
01:10:07Nopharat Ratchachani Buriram Udom Ratchinawi
01:10:13Mahan Sathan Amon Pimwan Am Watan Satit Sakataya
01:10:19Gwitsan Konprasit
01:10:21Which in English means the City of the Angels,
01:10:24the great city, the eternal jewel city,
01:10:27the impregnable city of the god Indra,
01:10:29the great capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems.
01:10:37This is Hua Lampong Station,
01:10:39which serves around 60,000 passengers each day,
01:10:42but sadly I'll be among the last of them
01:10:45because it closes this year to become a museum.
01:10:51I've only got a few hours in Bangkok before another train south,
01:10:55but before I do anything, I need coffee.
01:11:10The National Anthem
01:11:23That was the National Anthem.
01:11:25Lots of places around the country blast it out every day
01:11:28on the dot of 8am.
01:11:35Hello, Tuk Tuk! Where are you going?
01:11:37You've got one of those little things?
01:11:39Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tuk Tuk. Tuk Tuk driver.
01:11:41What's your name?
01:11:43My name is King Kong.
01:11:45King Kong! Look at this guy. This is King Kong.
01:11:47Welcome to Thailand.
01:11:49Thank you. Off we go.
01:11:54Bangkok is home to over 8 million people,
01:11:57with about 20 million visitors each year.
01:12:01What's that building there?
01:12:03The second palace.
01:12:05You take a photo?
01:12:09Based on average annual temperatures,
01:12:11Bangkok is the world's hottest city.
01:12:14But I'm glad to see Mr Kong's keeping his shirt on
01:12:17because driving a motorised vehicle bare-chested is against the law.
01:12:22So's leaving the house without wearing underwear,
01:12:24but how can anyone tell?
01:12:27I've been a driver for 10 years.
01:12:29You've been a driver for 10 years?
01:12:31Does it go very fast?
01:12:33Slowly, slowly.
01:12:35How old are you?
01:12:36Me? You think?
01:12:3824.
01:12:39Up, up.
01:12:4028?
01:12:41Yes.
01:12:42You?
01:12:4372.
01:12:44Oh, no.
01:12:45Yeah.
01:12:4660.
01:12:47Thank you.
01:12:48Handsome.
01:12:50Compliments. I like this bloke.
01:12:52But did I mention I'm hungry?
01:12:55Recently, Bangkok's mouth-watering culinary scene
01:12:59has developed a taste for fine dining,
01:13:02with 14 new Michelin-starred restaurants.
01:13:05But it's most famous for its street food.
01:13:09OK.
01:13:10You eat starter.
01:13:13A starter?
01:13:14Yes, yes.
01:13:15OK.
01:13:16Silkworm.
01:13:17A silkworm?
01:13:18I've got to eat this?
01:13:19Yes, very good.
01:13:22It's OK, isn't it?
01:13:23Yeah, yes.
01:13:24I wouldn't work my way through the whole bag alone, but...
01:13:27I mean, in 20 years' time,
01:13:28when we can't afford to produce beef and lamb,
01:13:31everybody's going to be having silkworms for their tea.
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I, fortunately, will be dead by then, but...
01:13:38No, it's all right.
01:13:40A little bit like fertilizer, but it's fine.
01:13:42I'll give you the rest, but...
01:13:45Thank you very much.
01:13:48That was a bit too challenging and not filling enough.
01:13:52You like pad thai?
01:13:54Oh, I love pad thai.
01:13:55Wow.
01:13:56With prawns.
01:13:57Yes.
01:13:58And lots of peanuts.
01:13:59Wow.
01:14:00What's your favourite food?
01:14:01Papaya salad.
01:14:02Papaya?
01:14:03Yes.
01:14:08So, where are we going now?
01:14:09Go to the...
01:14:10Floating market.
01:14:11The boats.
01:14:12The boats?
01:14:13Yeah.
01:14:14Ah.
01:14:15Wow, look at all this stuff.
01:14:16Yeah.
01:14:18Bangkok was once criss-crossed by dozens of canals, or kalongs,
01:14:22with the buildings on stilts,
01:14:24earning it the nickname of the Venice of the East.
01:14:27Although most of the canals have been filled in and replaced by roads,
01:14:31the city still treasures its floating markets,
01:14:34a great place for a real Thai feast.
01:14:38Hello.
01:14:39Samboon.
01:14:40Hi, Samboon.
01:14:41Diners usually eat on shore, served by kitchens on the boats,
01:14:46but Mr Pong knows people,
01:14:48and we're doing the floating market tasting menu.
01:14:51Papaya salad.
01:14:52Really good.
01:14:53Papaya salad?
01:14:54Yes.
01:14:55Oh, that's papaya?
01:14:56Yes.
01:14:57What are these?
01:14:58They're dried prawns.
01:14:59Beans and tomatoes.
01:15:04Thank you.
01:15:05Thank you.
01:15:06Cheers.
01:15:10Mmm.
01:15:11Very sweet.
01:15:12Yes.
01:15:13Very spicy.
01:15:14Yes.
01:15:15I like that.
01:15:16Really good.
01:15:17It is really good.
01:15:18OK.
01:15:19King Kong has pronounced, this is really good.
01:15:22What's that called?
01:15:23Creepy noodle.
01:15:24Creepy noodle.
01:15:25Creepy noodles.
01:15:26Yes.
01:15:27It's creepy noodles.
01:15:28Very good.
01:15:29We say crispy noodles.
01:15:31Crispy noodles.
01:15:32Yeah, that's right.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:36Kong, can we have a look at this lady at the end here?
01:15:39Oh, there's big fish splashing.
01:15:43Oh, what's this?
01:15:46Fried egg.
01:15:47Fried egg?
01:15:48Yes.
01:15:50Fried egg.
01:15:51Fried egg?
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:53Fried egg?
01:15:54Fried egg.
01:15:55Fried egg.
01:15:56Fried egg.
01:15:58Oh, you've got mussels in it.
01:15:59Seafood.
01:16:00Yeah, it's a seafood omelette, isn't it?
01:16:02Seafood omelette.
01:16:03Thank you.
01:16:05I like the batter very much.
01:16:07And it does feel so fresh.
01:16:09It's very nice.
01:16:10Thank you very much.
01:16:11Thank you.
01:16:12We like this.
01:16:13You like the sticky noodle?
01:16:14Yeah.
01:16:15Which one's best?
01:16:16I like papaya salad.
01:16:17Papaya salad.
01:16:18Papaya salad.
01:16:19I knew you'd say that.
01:16:20Yeah.
01:16:21I think I like this best, this omelette.
01:16:22Local food.
01:16:23Very, very good.
01:16:27Even though she can't stand it.
01:16:30Don't worry.
01:16:31I'll get you a nice big English breakfast.
01:16:36The 6.30 overnight train from Bangkok takes 16 hours
01:16:40to travel the 500-odd miles down to Trang on the southwest coast.
01:16:46Ah!
01:16:47Welcome to Trang.
01:16:48Thank you.
01:16:51Having done the hustle and bustle of the big city,
01:16:54I'm keen to experience the slower pace and beauty
01:16:57of Thailand's famous islands.
01:16:59Trang is the gateway to some of the more remote ones.
01:17:05I hitched a ride on a long-tailed boat with Sang,
01:17:08a friendly fisherman from Koh Muk, which means Pearl Island.
01:17:16Where's your village?
01:17:17How many people?
01:17:20About 400 women.
01:17:25But before we head on to Sang's fishing village,
01:17:28he offers to take me to one of the island's best treasures,
01:17:31the Emerald Cave.
01:17:35Let's do this!
01:17:39Which way are we going?
01:17:40Over there, don't you think?
01:17:46You know, I've been boomed in many different ways
01:17:50during 50 years in television.
01:17:52But look over there.
01:17:54That is totally ridiculous.
01:18:02Oh, it's very beautiful.
01:18:04Yes.
01:18:05I love this.
01:18:10Does it fill it up at high tide?
01:18:13So we've got to get back before then?
01:18:15Yes.
01:18:21You can't see the side.
01:18:22You don't know what it's been like.
01:18:24And you've never done it before.
01:18:26It seems a little bit longer.
01:18:32Oh, I can see the light ahead.
01:18:36This is what being born must have been like.
01:18:39I'm coming out.
01:18:41Welcome to the world.
01:18:43Can you stand up now?
01:18:45Whoa!
01:18:49Brilliant.
01:18:51Oh, well, no wonder you brought me here.
01:18:54I can see now why you had to come to this place.
01:18:59It's so beautiful.
01:19:02I can see now why you had to come through the cave
01:19:06because there's no exit on the other side.
01:19:08It's just God's own courtyard.
01:19:19A little circle with the undergrowth
01:19:21going right up into the sky.
01:19:23And we're totally isolated.
01:19:26Apart from the other tourists who were queuing behind us.
01:19:33This is modern-day tourist isolation.
01:19:40Coming up...
01:19:41When you say we against climate, you mean you and I.
01:19:44I tried to get a high in Malaysia.
01:19:46Is there any other way?
01:19:49I started in the north, finished in the south.
01:19:52Now it's goodbye Thailand, hello Malaysia.
01:20:00But to get there by rail, you have to change trains
01:20:03and get your passport checked at Padang Besar.
01:20:06Now I'm on my way in a whole new country.
01:20:12We're over the border now.
01:20:15It all seems much tidier.
01:20:17Lots of different faces, lots more headscarves.
01:20:21When I was a little boy, I had a stamp album
01:20:25and it had stamps of Malaya.
01:20:28There was King George looking very austere
01:20:31and then a load of local people doing something with rubber or tape.
01:20:35And I did know that we had fought the Japanese
01:20:39here in the Second World War.
01:20:41And it had been very bloody.
01:20:43And I knew we had fought local insurgents here in the 1950s
01:20:47and that had been bloody too.
01:20:49And then in the 1960s, Malaya got its freedom,
01:20:53joined with some other countries to become Malaysia.
01:20:56And quite frankly, I think the British kind of forgot about it after that.
01:21:00I certainly did.
01:21:12There's the perfect example here
01:21:14of the echoes of British rule in Malaysia.
01:21:18The stations have all got really exotic names
01:21:21like Subang Jaya and Batu Tiga,
01:21:25but the terminus is called Butterworth.
01:21:28Who was Butterworth?
01:21:30Well, he was a colonial administrator here
01:21:33in the middle of the 19th century
01:21:35and he was really unpopular because he was so stiff and pompous.
01:21:39You can imagine him striding around here, can't you?
01:21:43Butterworth.
01:21:51The station is a stroll from the ferry I need
01:21:54to cross the Straits of Malacca to Penang Island.
01:21:59This area has always been strategically important for trade
01:22:03and among others, the Romans, the Portuguese,
01:22:06the Dutch and Chinese were all here.
01:22:09In 1786, the British East India Company got hold of it
01:22:14and 80 years later it became a British crown colony
01:22:18with its main town now the second biggest city in the whole of Malaysia,
01:22:22known as Georgetown after King George III.
01:22:26This part of town is a World Heritage Site.
01:22:29It's fantastically multicultural.
01:22:33Over there you've got a Buddhist temple,
01:22:37which is right opposite a Hindu temple,
01:22:41and just down the road is St George's Church
01:22:46and here's a rather nice mosque, all in the same street.
01:22:51Not surprising locals call it the Street of Harmony, is it?
01:22:55Rather lovely.
01:22:57I think it's time to make like a colonial Brit
01:23:00and head for the cooling breezes up on Penang Hill.
01:23:03This is a very special kind of train, a funicular.
01:23:08A funicular from the Latin funis, meaning rope,
01:23:13because they used to use two ropes to heave them up and down the hill.
01:23:20It really is muggy and hot in here, which is why I bought this,
01:23:24which is a bit stupid, I know, but it is very effective.
01:23:31This funicular railway was built in 1923 by the British.
01:23:37Which is probably entirely the wrong sentence, isn't it?
01:23:40It was built in 1923 for the British
01:23:43so they could stay in their lovely cool mansions.
01:23:48Ah, now this is the steepest railway tunnel in the whole world.
01:23:56Not long, but steep.
01:24:01And stepping off the funicular, you enter another world.
01:24:07Malaysia's rainforests are almost twice as old as the Amazon,
01:24:11and this part of it, known as the habitat,
01:24:14welcomes 80,000 visitors a year and is managed by Alan Tan.
01:24:19This bridge is fairly impressive.
01:24:21We're right in the middle of the forest reserve.
01:24:23Boom! Right in the rainforest.
01:24:2580% of our park in a pristine rainforest
01:24:29is wheelchair and prime accessible.
01:24:31150 years ago, this place wouldn't have been all about accessibility.
01:24:34No, it wasn't. I would have been allowed here.
01:24:36You would have been down the bottom of the hill.
01:24:38So you had to be of European descent to even spend a night up here.
01:24:42It was a retreat for the officers of the British settlement to begin with
01:24:46and then later British-owned companies.
01:24:49And now I have to go through the toll booth and you're the boss.
01:24:52Times have changed.
01:24:54Hopefully for the better.
01:24:59Oh, is that something?
01:25:01Yeah, they're resident dusky leaf monkeys.
01:25:03We call them spectacle monkeys.
01:25:05We have slow lorises, we have flying lizards,
01:25:07flying frogs, flying snakes.
01:25:09Oh, that's great.
01:25:11Actually, more than half of the biodiversity in the rainforest
01:25:13is in fact in the treetops.
01:25:17What is that?
01:25:19You're in for a treat.
01:25:21This is actually easily the biggest tree that we have here
01:25:24and we're going to climb it to experience the rainforest.
01:25:27If you're going to climb it, you mean...
01:25:29You and I, yes. Not to worry, it's really easy.
01:25:35I'm in Malaysia on a world tour by train,
01:25:38but right now I'm on Penang Island
01:25:41in a 130-million-year-old rainforest
01:25:45and have been pressured into climbing a very big tree.
01:25:49Ben's going up first so that he can shoot me coming up.
01:25:56But the fit young cameraman's not making it look that easy.
01:26:02Tony, how are you feeling about the climb?
01:26:04Oh, not great.
01:26:09Look at the sunset. Couldn't have chosen a better evening for it.
01:26:19I have no confidence in this. I really don't.
01:26:27Yes.
01:26:28And to film in the light before the sun sets,
01:26:31we're now under time pressure too.
01:26:35Ben, you know what the time is?
01:26:37What time?
01:26:38Half past six. You know what time we lose the sun?
01:26:41Half past six.
01:26:45OK, sit on the harness.
01:26:47There you go.
01:26:48You can use your feet to bounce off the tree.
01:26:51Use your feet to kick off the tree.
01:26:54Use your feet to kick off the tree.
01:27:03Alan, is there any other way to see the sunset?
01:27:08Well, there is actually.
01:27:10What?
01:27:11If you like.
01:27:12It's around the corner.
01:27:14You said you wanted to climb.
01:27:15I never said I wanted to climb.
01:27:17Everybody else said I wanted to climb.
01:27:19OK, here we are.
01:27:22OK.
01:27:23Oh, jeez.
01:27:26Well, I did try.
01:27:29But now the race is on to get to another viewpoint
01:27:32to see the special biodiversity of the rainforest treetops.
01:27:37I can see mist.
01:27:39The fog's coming in.
01:27:50So, here we are.
01:27:52What would you say we can see from here?
01:27:55Fog.
01:27:58And you can see Langkawi Island on a clear day.
01:28:01Yep.
01:28:02All the way down to the south of the island.
01:28:04There's an optimism about you that I really like
01:28:06because frankly all I can see is the mist.
01:28:09You can still see Bel Retiro, the 200-year-old property
01:28:12that belongs to the governor of Penang.
01:28:14You can see that because it's only 50 yards away.
01:28:16Yes, it is.
01:28:17Anyway, moving on.
01:28:23Butterworth.
01:28:26My final destination on this leg of my journey
01:28:29is Kuala Lumpur, KL, as it's called.
01:28:32It's supposed to be vibrant, exciting.
01:28:35Sounds good, doesn't it?
01:28:39Coffee with milk, please.
01:28:41And to get there, the train spotters out there
01:28:43will have noticed I'm taking the ETS,
01:28:46or electric train service.
01:28:48I really like this train.
01:28:50It's metre gauge, which is very rare.
01:28:53It's electric, goes at a maximum speed of 89 miles an hour.
01:28:57In fact, it's the fastest metre gauge electric train in the world.
01:29:07Kuala Lumpur, rather unglamorously, means muddy confluence
01:29:12because the city was founded in 1857 by Chinese tin miners
01:29:16who carved it out of virgin jungle
01:29:19in the spot where the Gombek and Kelang rivers meet.
01:29:22But in the handful of generations since, a lot has changed.
01:29:27Kuala Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia
01:29:30and one of the fastest-growing cities in Southeast Asia.
01:29:33Have a look at these ridiculously tall towers,
01:29:37the Petronas Twin Towers.
01:29:39They epitomise the kind of development that's going on around here.
01:29:43They're futuristic, they're confident,
01:29:46real reach for the sky architecture.
01:29:49But Kuala Lumpur wasn't always like this.
01:29:52In the shadow of the modern city, there's another side.
01:29:56Asha Gill moved here from Britain 24 years ago.
01:29:59I do find it extraordinary.
01:30:01You've got all these fantastic skyscrapers a trillion miles high.
01:30:06Yes.
01:30:07And over here, almost in spitting distance,
01:30:10you've got these beautiful but tiny little shacks.
01:30:13How did that happen? This is right in the middle of town.
01:30:15Well, when the Brits came over, KL was very brutal
01:30:18and they were like, right, we're placing our flag here, right?
01:30:21Yeah, yeah.
01:30:22And so they relocated the kampung to the outskirts.
01:30:26So these are people who did live in the centre of town
01:30:28and were then shoved out?
01:30:30Shoved out, and so this is called Kampung Baru, which is the new village,
01:30:33but now it's almost like the most prime land in KL.
01:30:36Some of the poorer Malays have got the real prime property.
01:30:39They're the richest people in Malaysia, you know?
01:30:43Even though the land here is worth £1.1 billion,
01:30:48the Kampung Baru is an important political symbol of Malay culture
01:30:53and the locals are still holding out against the developers.
01:30:58But in this city of contrasts,
01:31:00you can go from street level to the top of the world in an instant.
01:31:07It's extraordinary that you've brought me
01:31:10from this very modest old town to all the glory of contemporary KL.
01:31:17There's the call to prayer going,
01:31:19but we're listening to it in front of these skyscrapers.
01:31:23It's kind of like a high-tech minaret.
01:31:25As a Brit, your great-great-great-grandparents
01:31:28would have been involved in seizing this country
01:31:31and occupying it for the best part of 150 years.
01:31:34Yeah.
01:31:35Don't you feel slightly resented?
01:31:37There was all of that history. Yeah.
01:31:39But what most people talk about when they talk about the history of Malaysia
01:31:43is, from independence onward, look what we've done,
01:31:45look how we've grown the country.
01:31:47Do you mean to say they've forgotten us?
01:31:49THEY LAUGH
01:31:50They've forgotten Butterworth!
01:31:54It is an extraordinary country full of contradictions, isn't it?
01:31:58Yeah, absolutely.
01:32:05Seems an age ago since I was playing with baby elephants
01:32:08and being blessed by that monk in Chiang Mai
01:32:11who hoped that I would have an inspiring and wonderful journey.
01:32:17Well, I have, and I hope the next one will be just as good.
01:32:214,000 miles away, Sydney.
01:32:26Next time, my journey continues in Australia,
01:32:29on some of the most remote train lines in the world.
01:32:34From the Aussie outback...
01:32:36Not so far! Not so far!
01:32:38..to the Great Barrier Reef...
01:32:40It's like something out of Apocalypse Now down there.
01:32:44..and I get up close...
01:32:46Tastes like ant's bum to me.
01:32:48..and personal to the local wildlife.
01:32:50Esa Biggan! My goodness me!
01:32:56300 million.
01:32:57What exactly did the super-rich get for their money
01:33:00on the world's most luxurious superyacht?
01:33:02Find out brand-new tomorrow at nine.
01:33:04Back to tonight, there's been a use in more sci-fi plots than Area 51.
01:33:08And what's the truth behind the tales?
01:33:10Mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle is next.