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Hal Donnelly, a hopeless 20-something slacker, gets his life back on track with the help of a teenage girl claiming to b | dG1fTV9rZkxscEZXa0E
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00:01Hal, what are you doing?
00:03Marry me, Lacey.
00:05I don't feel like we've known each other long enough for that.
00:08What are you talking about? We've known each other for three months.
00:11I saw this happy family the other day, and I thought to myself,
00:14I am so far away from having that.
00:18People who have the life you want don't take the easy path.
00:20Are you still teaching?
00:22Uh...
00:23Is that pay good?
00:24It doesn't pay anything.
00:26I'm just doing it so my parents don't question how I'm paying for rent and stuff.
00:29How are you paying for rent and stuff?
00:31Uh, maybe we should figure out what we want to eat.
00:36Uh, can I help you with something?
00:38Whoa! Hey!
00:39I know your Uncle Steve. He says you owe him a favor.
00:42Nobody knows about that.
00:43This teenage girl I've never met before just barges into my house,
00:46starts drinking my beer, which is two dollars a bottle.
00:49Something screams I'm about to get stabbed.
00:51I'm your daughter!
00:53I'm 27. You're 16.
00:55So how about you explain to me how it's possible to have a 16-year-old daughter?
00:58I'm from the future.
01:01Yeah.
01:02I don't think time travel is real, though, Hal.
01:05But if you want it to be real, it's real, honey.
01:07The universe works in mysterious ways.
01:10Did we have sex when we were kids?
01:12No! You big sicko!
01:14Mom is always talking about how you were such a chill guy when you were younger.
01:18So I must be a serious boner in the future.
01:20You're a serious boner now, dude.
01:22It's the wah-wah boy.
01:24I'm scared of the future.
01:29Do you do anything in the future besides get drunk and high?
01:32Not really.
01:33Don't you ever go outside, you know, be a kid, live a little?
01:36You don't go outside. You're a kid, and you definitely don't live a little.
01:40There's nothing that I know how to do.
01:42My resume is blank.
01:44So start filling it in.
01:45Says the 16-year-old chain-smoking, wallet-stealing alcoholic that I'm supposedly the father of.
01:49You're good at this. You are really, really good at this.
01:52And I think you know you're good at it, but you're afraid.
02:05I want to be a good dad for you one day.
02:08You deserve that.