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00:00And thanks to the QuickyCooks microwave patented heat plaster technology, your family can enjoy
00:25an entire pound of perfectly cooked bacon in just under three seconds! Wow! What do you say?
00:32Uh, can I go to my room?
00:41Hey! What's Buddy all worked up about? Probably just a mouse loose in the house.
00:46Go get him, Berkeley!
00:47Okay, Trev, do the honors, son.
00:54Just set the timer to, let's say, 2.9 seconds, and give him heck, Berkeley.
01:00And now that the timer is set, all I have to do is turn to the patented voice-activated
01:05interface and say, quickie cook.
01:09Just look at that bacon sizzle.
01:11Mmm.
01:12Mmm.
01:13Boy.
01:14Did I accidentally set it to 29 minutes?
01:17Don't sweat it, Trev.
01:18So what if the bacon's a little on the crispy side?
01:20Yeah!
01:21Bacon!
01:22Go, boop!
01:23Whoa!
01:24Sweetheart, we all love your wonderful optimism, but the quickie cook is scaring Trevor, and
01:30I think it needs to be unplugged.
01:32Impossible, sweetheart.
01:34The quickie cook is so technologically advanced, it doesn't even have a plug.
01:38It works off a self-contained power core thingy, sort of like a nuclear generator.
01:42Run, Felix!
01:43Huh?
01:44It's going to blow up, just like the quickie cook toaster and the quickie cook bread maker
01:47before it!
01:48And don't forget the quickie cook ice cream machine.
01:51Yeah!
01:52Ice cream goes boop!
01:53Everyone, just relax.
01:55Nothing's going to blow up.
01:58Ah!
01:59Ah!
02:00Yay!
02:01OK, everything's fine.
02:03The crisis is over.
02:05Ah!
02:06Ah!
02:07Ah!
02:08Maybe not.
02:09Mmm.
02:10Ah.
02:11Ah.
02:12Quickie cook!
02:13Ah?
02:14Oh!
02:15Ah!
02:16Ah!
02:17Ah!
02:18Woo!
02:19Ah!
02:20Ah!
02:21Ah!
02:22Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:24Ah!
02:25Now who should I call first, sweetheart?
02:28The Fire department or the exterminator?
02:31Neither, honey.
02:32The fire, oh, is all but out.
02:34Yeah!
02:35Yeah!
02:36Yeah!
02:37And I'm pretty darn sure that Trevor and I can handle a little mouse.
02:40Right, Trev?
02:41I see you guys are taking the old-fashioned approach well just
02:48remember if anything bites reel it in as hard and fast as you can
03:01you really think you need all that gear to catch a little mouse no not to catch
03:06a little mouse we're dealing with some sort of horrible fang super rat okay
03:21guys enough fun and games Trevor and I are about to get down to serious
03:25business I don't think I'm really up it's the rat away 3,000 Trev a top-of-the-line
03:32cruelty-free extermination device that uses highly advanced motion sensor
03:37thingies to find rodents and then spray them with some stuff that they
03:41apparently find very stinky and the odor is completely out of the human range of
03:46smell I'm not so sure that there is such a thing as a range of smell
03:53activated search in progress well look at that Trev sure beats cheese in a net
04:02hi guys
04:07large rodent detected
04:12two in number, three west African tree tree or possible super rat
04:17set hoses to maximum strength
04:19it's okay just freeze
04:25false alarm
04:27continue search
04:30okay we can relax
04:36the super rat it's coming for me
04:39get him
04:48and now large rodent you will pay the price for your insolence
04:54I have to hand it to you Trev you were absolutely right about that range of smell thing
05:04this no rat strip is made of a super adhesive glue that smells exactly like
05:08cheese all we have to do now is wait for our little house guest to take a sniff
05:12and his nose will be instantly stuck to the wall
05:16if you think that this thing will contain the super rat
05:19well then you've gone completely mad
05:24okay let's just hide behind the couch and wait
05:27and if anybody sees the mouse speak up
05:34mission control we've achieved zero gravity
05:41mousey
05:42somebody get him
05:45whoa
05:52well that wasn't too bad
05:54moving the paraffin resistant to first spray
05:58increase stench pattern and speed spray
06:04okay we're obviously dealing with a very clever rodent here
06:09where where is he
06:11it's okay Trev it's okay
06:14Berkeley we need you to go in there and give us some idea of exactly what we're dealing with here
06:19you ready to go in after him boy
06:30no sign of the little fella yet
06:37go Berkeley chase him out of the house
06:42okay
06:52based on animals that hate people
06:55our cameraman gets down and dirty with that terrifyingly fierce Mexican wolverine
07:05you were right Trevor this is no ordinary rodent
07:08it's something something
07:11hideous
07:12somebody get little Vic
07:16p.u. what stinks
07:18and what happened to the living room
07:20from the looks of things I'd say your father has developed a dangerous obsessive compulsive syndrome
07:27revolving somehow around the capture of that little mouse
07:31it's no little mouse honey it's some kind of vicious super rat
07:35get out while you can mom it's only getting stronger
07:39get up Berkeley it's over there
07:47it's by the quickie cook
07:52yay quickie cook
08:00it's everywhere
08:06okay that's it it's time to pull out the big guns
08:21honey what is that thing you threw on the living room floor
08:24a highly experimental home extermination device
08:27when it detonates everything within a 20-foot radius will become frozen solid for half an hour
08:32and let them thaw out in a forest somewhere
08:35yay baby squirrels
08:37oh no it's not a super rat it's a mother squirrel with her babies
08:42and we're about to turn them into little furry ice cubes
08:45save the baby squirrels or I'm going to report you to the SPCA
08:59that freeze bomb is going to go off any second if only there was time to get it out of the house
09:05oh
09:15bad dog
09:22huh
09:25that bulky safe made me clueless
09:29well what do you know sorry Berkeley you're a good dog
09:35bye