Plot: A woman moves in next door to her ex high school boyfriend, he's now married, and she schemes to end his marriage so she can become his wife instead
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00:01:00If you want to, you shouldn't have to think that hard
00:01:06It could be rocks and it could be glue
00:01:09It could be anything, anything
00:01:12And I heard about your vacation
00:01:15Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:01:19It came down, down, down
00:01:22Down, down, down, down
00:01:26Like a dive bomb
00:01:31& guitar solo
00:01:53It comes down, down, down
00:01:57Like a dive bomb
00:01:59Dear Boney D, here are your test results.
00:02:24Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:28Quiet, you.
00:02:29Dad, you OK?
00:02:31Piece of cake.
00:02:33We can do this.
00:02:34Mm.
00:02:37All right.
00:02:38OK, let's go.
00:02:40On three.
00:02:42One.
00:02:43One.
00:02:45Two.
00:02:45One.
00:02:46Two.
00:02:48Three.
00:02:57Are we happy?
00:02:58Happy.
00:02:59Yes.
00:03:01Favorites?
00:03:02Man, they're really silly.
00:03:04Give me that.
00:03:09I don't believe you.
00:03:10Perfect score.
00:03:11Aw, man.
00:03:12You got perfect scores.
00:03:16I guess I test well.
00:03:19Yes!
00:03:21So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:24Big screw-up at SAT Central?
00:03:27Free refills?
00:03:28No.
00:03:29We could all be in Boston together.
00:03:31Ooh.
00:03:32Would you like that?
00:03:34Me and you?
00:03:36Boston?
00:03:38Alone?
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40Ooh.
00:03:41Sounds a little hectic.
00:03:49Mm-hmm.
00:03:51How come you never return my calls?
00:03:53I don't know.
00:03:54OK.
00:04:02All right, just close your textbooks.
00:04:05Ladies and gentlemen, calculus is not for wimps.
00:04:1128% of you did not pass the midterm.
00:04:14Ms. Botafio, shake the dust out of your skull.
00:04:19Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:04:23True story.
00:04:24Mr. Faber, knock it off.
00:04:27You're making everybody look bad.
00:04:33Mr. Boomer, you were flying high.
00:04:39Did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:41Excuse me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:43Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:45Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:49You're going down in flames.
00:04:51See me after class.
00:04:53Don't forget, have your parents sign those
00:04:56and return them to me.
00:04:58You know the drill.
00:04:59Have a nice day.
00:05:07You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:05:13Oh, you can take your form back.
00:05:15I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:17What?
00:05:19Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade.
00:05:2117,000 excellent students apply there every year.
00:05:2486% don't get in.
00:05:27You do the math.
00:05:28But up until now, I've had great grades.
00:05:30Up until now, it's been literally.
00:05:34Look, I'll try harder.
00:05:34I'll bring my grade up.
00:05:36Yeah, well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:41Close the door anyway, huh?
00:06:12Ah!
00:06:28Ah!
00:06:33Good one.
00:06:37Sorry.
00:06:40Sometimes you just got to scream, you know?
00:06:43I know how you feel.
00:06:52Ah!
00:06:56How was that?
00:06:59Miss?
00:07:07Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:07:09Ah!
00:07:14Hi, you guys.
00:07:15Isn't this great?
00:07:16Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:19The rules are no beer, no dough, no sex.
00:07:22No sex.
00:07:23You know, right, of course.
00:07:24You know I just have to say there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:26Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:28Oh, OK.
00:07:29I'm going to go say hi to Jen.
00:07:31Remember, you must dance.
00:07:32Don't forget.
00:07:33I'll see you later.
00:07:34See you.
00:07:35Bye.
00:07:38You look super tonight, Kim.
00:07:42Thanks.
00:07:44Oh, my God! Brad! Tanya!
00:07:47Oh, my God!
00:07:49Super! I said super!
00:07:52Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56Every time I get around a girl I like,
00:07:58I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:00I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese
00:08:02I really think so
00:08:04Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese
00:08:07I really think so
00:08:09Do you want to dance?
00:08:10Yes, yes.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Great.
00:08:13Oh, God.
00:08:14Go!
00:08:15Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese
00:08:17I really think so
00:08:20Let's dance!
00:08:25Mom?
00:08:27I'm over here!
00:08:30I got your picture, I got your picture
00:08:34Hey!
00:08:48Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:50Oh, I don't know.
00:08:52I guess to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:55I think.
00:08:58Mr. Smooth.
00:09:00Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:09:01There's something I want to show you.
00:09:03Come on.
00:09:04No, no.
00:09:05Come on.
00:09:06Don't meet me.
00:09:07Don't smile.
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20Are you still cold?
00:09:21I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23No, no, no.
00:09:24This is nice.
00:09:27I mean...
00:09:34What?
00:09:35I thought that...
00:09:36You...
00:09:37Todd!
00:09:38I'm...
00:09:39You know...
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Just...
00:09:43Let's go.
00:09:47Help!
00:09:52Help!
00:09:55You are?
00:09:57I've been looking for you.
00:09:59Where are you going?
00:10:06Oh, thank God.
00:10:07I can't talk now.
00:10:08I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:09Drive!
00:10:10Go, go, go!
00:10:21So, you weren't cursed, then?
00:10:23No.
00:10:24I was ambushed and scrubbed.
00:10:26What happened?
00:10:27I pulled out a condom.
00:10:29I thought they wanted to see his condoms.
00:10:31No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:10:36There's a time limit?
00:10:38I guess so.
00:10:40101.7.
00:10:42FNX, Boston.
00:10:44Ah, yes, another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:53Did you see that?
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56We're going back.
00:10:57Are you insane?
00:10:59Probably.
00:11:01At least we'll have something to do.
00:11:08Wow, look at that.
00:11:11Yeah, 66 Corvette Sting.
00:11:18Hi, you need some help?
00:11:20You guys cool?
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26We're cool.
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:30Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Hi.
00:11:35You want to hop in?
00:11:36Thanks.
00:11:39What reservoir?
00:11:40Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:12:00What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire?
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:05I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:09Thanks for stopping.
00:12:11I'm Vicky.
00:12:12Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:13This is Faber.
00:12:14Hey.
00:12:15That has got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:20Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:25If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:28Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:12:31Wait, just turn around there.
00:12:37Hey, can we take you anywhere?
00:12:39Where are you going?
00:12:42Nowhere.
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:46Me, too.
00:12:47Nowhere.
00:12:52Okay, fine.
00:12:56Okay.
00:13:03And your lobster?
00:13:05I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:07There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:09If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman,
00:13:12then yes, this is weird.
00:13:13Exactly.
00:13:18Well, they're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:21Oh, great.
00:13:23Excellent.
00:13:28So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:31No, we were down at the beach.
00:13:33At a shindig.
00:13:35Shindig?
00:13:37Shindig?
00:13:38When did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:40I don't usually say shindig.
00:13:42It's just...
00:13:44He doesn't.
00:13:45I don't think I've ever said shindig.
00:13:47He hasn't.
00:13:48I can vouch for him.
00:13:51Guys.
00:13:52You want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:14:03So, uh, what does one do at these shindigs?
00:14:07It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:09A lot of anxiety.
00:14:11Rejection.
00:14:12It's super.
00:14:15Are you okay?
00:14:17Ice cream headache.
00:14:20He gets them all the time.
00:14:28Mm-mm.
00:14:38Sorry.
00:14:39I just love ice cream.
00:14:40I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:44So, Vicki, what do you do?
00:14:47Oh, um, I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:52Music, studying, sculpting.
00:14:57Sculpting?
00:14:58Yeah, it's mostly metal work.
00:15:00It's kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:03Cool.
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:07Yes.
00:15:10He did it.
00:15:13Great.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:15Oh.
00:15:16Sorry.
00:15:20And 11 cents.
00:15:22Thanks.
00:15:24Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:27If you want to.
00:15:30About $2.75.
00:15:32Ooh.
00:15:33Dude, she dusted you.
00:15:36Math degree, University of Vermont.
00:15:38Very useful.
00:15:44Math degree.
00:15:52So, you know anything about calculus?
00:15:55Yeah.
00:16:00See, I tanked this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:16:08No.
00:16:09Come on, I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:11Oh, it's true.
00:16:13Jeez, Todd, I could help you with calculus.
00:16:18Sorry, guys.
00:16:21Squirrel.
00:16:35Well, here he is.
00:16:38You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:41No, I'm fine, really.
00:16:45I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:48It's you.
00:16:51You're...
00:16:53Anyway, I should go.
00:16:56Thanks for all your help.
00:16:58Bye, Faber.
00:17:01Bye.
00:17:14Amazing.
00:17:15Totally amazing.
00:17:21Vicki.
00:17:24Look, um, about calculus, you think I could get some help?
00:17:31Uh, I...
00:17:33Please, look, I don't have much time left.
00:17:35You'd be saving my life.
00:17:37Uh, I'll think about it.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:42Great.
00:17:43Thanks.
00:17:44Oh, hey, you can call me.
00:17:46I'm listed.
00:17:47Last name's Boomer.
00:17:48Two O's.
00:17:50Okay, good night.
00:17:56Just be a couple minutes.
00:17:59Boomer with two O's.
00:18:01As in moron.
00:18:02Yeah, as in moron.
00:18:12Hey.
00:18:30Trick or treat.
00:18:52Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:55Why are you still up?
00:18:57Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:03I mean, I don't...
00:19:04I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09I'm angry.
00:19:12And I'm sad.
00:19:13I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for is just...
00:19:16It's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20That is just what...
00:19:21Let me finish.
00:19:26We work so hard for this thing, and Harvard is...
00:19:28It's there, you know, on a platter.
00:19:31It's just waiting for you, and you're just...
00:19:33You're just blowing it.
00:19:35I know.
00:19:36That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:37So I'm just gonna...
00:19:41What'd you say?
00:19:42Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:44I should get some help.
00:19:46You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:49That's great.
00:19:50That is great.
00:19:51I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what?
00:19:53Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:56Get it.
00:20:24Hi.
00:20:26Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:30The answers to your math final...
00:20:34Are in this.
00:20:36That's my wife, punk!
00:20:54What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:56Yes, weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:00Cake.
00:21:04Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:08She drives me insane.
00:21:10I'm gonna move out to that cabin in back.
00:21:12Cabin?
00:21:13Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:15That's a tool shed.
00:21:16You realize this.
00:21:17You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:19Banana?
00:21:23So, um...
00:21:26Have you spoken to kirsten?
00:21:29No.
00:21:31Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:34She called.
00:21:36She called.
00:21:38Who called?
00:21:39Nobody.
00:21:45Um...
00:21:47I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:50Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:52I'm sorry about that.
00:21:53No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:55I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:57Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:21:59Really?
00:22:01I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:07Time is good.
00:22:09But, um...
00:22:11Hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:20Hey.
00:22:43Hmm.
00:22:50Huh?
00:23:05But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:09No, ellen, I disagree.
00:23:12I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17I'll get it.
00:23:20Hello.
00:23:22Hi, mr. Boomer?
00:23:24Yes, whatever it is you're selling,
00:23:26I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:29Uh, actually, I'm todd's tutor, vicki.
00:23:34You're todd's tutor?
00:23:36Uh-huh.
00:23:41Come here.
00:23:43Come here.
00:23:46Come here.
00:23:48Come here.
00:23:51Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:56Elaine, come meet todd's tutor.
00:23:59Hi, todd.
00:24:01Hi.
00:24:03Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Elvis.
00:24:12Well, ellen, if you checked yourself in,
00:24:15You could check yourself out.
00:24:17I'll be right with you.
00:24:19Does, uh, she know anything about calculus,
00:24:22Or are you just gonna take the 50 bucks an hour and have a party?
00:24:25Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:27I don't know. Here, give her a try.
00:24:30All right.
00:24:34Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two
00:24:39Just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:42He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44Uh, sure.
00:24:46All right, here.
00:24:48If 3a over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object,
00:24:53What equation represents its momentum?
00:24:57Um...
00:24:59Hold on, ellen.
00:25:02Dad.
00:25:053 5ths times the integral of a.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14We're gonna be late for dinner.
00:25:16You guys have fun.
00:25:18I guess I was expecting someone a little more...
00:25:22Mature.
00:25:24Are you kidding?
00:25:26Todd is gonna work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:31For me, no.
00:25:33No, but I'm just thinking from todd's perspective.
00:25:36You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated,
00:25:38And that can be very appealing if you, you know,
00:25:41If you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:44I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:51I thought we'd start off with your last tests and what went in.
00:25:55What are you doing?
00:25:57I'm sure I've done this wrong.
00:26:00I guess there's only one thing to do,
00:26:02And that is to take the new upper and lower limits of integration.
00:26:06I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:13Cosine over sine is sine over cosine.
00:26:16Exactly.
00:26:18Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:20Oh, sure. Let's see what we have.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:24Uh...
00:26:26Well, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:36Scotch would be so possible. Just one second.
00:26:39Thanks.
00:26:44So what else do you do, todd boomer with two o's?
00:26:48I don't know. Drawing.
00:26:52I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:55Really?
00:26:57Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:01No, it sounds great.
00:27:05What? I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:08Oh, no. Stay, please.
00:27:13Here.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:20Oh, that's my meat. My meatloaf.
00:27:23Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:26Oh, no, no. I mean, I'm not even gonna eat any of it.
00:27:29There's no meat in it. It's just loaf.
00:27:34No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:39You're really leaving?
00:27:41Yes, I'm really leaving, todd.
00:27:44Well, thanks for your help.
00:27:47Sure.
00:27:49It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:52You know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:27:56So, why don't you give me a call
00:27:59after you finish the next chapter, all right?
00:28:04There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:07Computer, tunes, food.
00:28:10And women?
00:28:12Hey, women will make the list someday.
00:28:15As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:19I'm not gonna do it.
00:28:21I'm not gonna do it.
00:28:23I'm not gonna do it.
00:28:25I'm not gonna do it.
00:28:27I'm not gonna do it.
00:28:29I'm not gonna do it.
00:28:31Inflating?
00:28:34So come on, what happened?
00:28:36We did calculus.
00:28:38That's it?
00:28:39Yeah, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:42Made me want to have a cigarette afterwards,
00:28:44but it was just calculus.
00:28:46Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:48Fight me.
00:28:49Paul! Paul, where are you?
00:28:51God!
00:28:53Please, get in here right now!
00:28:56You know the beauty
00:28:58integrated tool-shed audio system.
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:01Watch me!
00:29:02I'm going to kill you!
00:29:04Put that music down!
00:29:05I'm alive like you now!
00:29:09Hey!
00:29:10Get in here!
00:29:13Help!
00:29:17Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:20Mr. Freed, bottom feeding again.
00:29:24Mr. Faber, smooth sailing as always.
00:29:28Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails.
00:29:31Keep it up.
00:29:32Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:34Give me laughing gas, give me novocaine.
00:29:39Give me fast release, easy plane.
00:29:44Tell me secrets fast, tell me something deep.
00:29:48Tell me what I ask, help me sleep.
00:29:55Uh, hello?
00:29:57Vicky.
00:29:58Hey, Todd.
00:29:59Oh, hi, how are you?
00:30:01Excellent.
00:30:03Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05We?
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:10Uh, OK.
00:30:13So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:17Tonight?
00:30:19Please, I'll drown without you.
00:30:20We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:23OK, how about 6?
00:30:26Great, I'll see you later.
00:30:32Hey.
00:30:33Oh, hey.
00:30:34How goes it?
00:30:35Goes good.
00:30:36Good?
00:30:36Ooh, look at that.
00:30:38So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:40Yeah, she's great.
00:30:41Yeah?
00:30:42I mean, she's actually hitting us really ugly and fat.
00:30:44Got that white foam and stuff.
00:30:45That's gross.
00:30:47But she's effective, you know.
00:30:48Oh, well, that's all that counts.
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Oh, I've got to go to history.
00:30:52Oh, well, those who fail to go to history.
00:30:55Are dumb to repeat it.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:58Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:31:00Oh, I can't make it.
00:31:01I got to keep cranking, you know.
00:31:06Is something wrong?
00:31:09What?
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:11You just, you seem, you seem kind of off.
00:31:15I'm sorry.
00:31:16Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:17I promise, you know.
00:31:18It's just, man with a mission.
00:31:26Yes?
00:31:30Hi.
00:31:33Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:36My parents are downstairs.
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:55Hello.
00:31:56Shout ahead.
00:31:58You are not here.
00:32:00Where are you?
00:32:01It's diner night.
00:32:02Oh, sorry, I can't make it.
00:32:04Vickie's coming over.
00:32:05Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:06She's not here.
00:32:07I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:11Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:13It'll be another glorious fall day for the greater
00:32:15Boston area with clear skies from the North Shore
00:32:18and the Cape Cod.
00:32:20Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication
00:32:22before you start another.
00:32:24Really?
00:32:25What do you think I should take?
00:32:26Just a sec.
00:32:29Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:33Hi.
00:32:34Hey, there you are.
00:32:36Hi.
00:32:36Do you like hockey?
00:32:37Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:39Bruins Leafs.
00:32:40Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:42Well, sit down, sit down.
00:32:43I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:44Jack is forgetting that Vickie is here to work with Todd.
00:32:48Right, right.
00:32:49He's upstairs.
00:32:51Probably quieter up there.
00:32:53I'll go find him.
00:32:54OK.
00:32:55That's a nice girl, huh?
00:33:02Hi.
00:33:03Hi.
00:33:06Hi.
00:33:07Is this cool?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:09Didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:14Wild room.
00:33:16Thanks.
00:33:17Just have a seat.
00:33:17I've got a chair.
00:33:24These are great.
00:33:26You did these?
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:29You're very good.
00:33:32You like them?
00:33:33Yeah, especially this one.
00:33:39Here, take it.
00:33:41Yeah?
00:33:43Thanks.
00:33:47Thanks.
00:33:52Here's your stack, favor.
00:33:54Thanks, Hank.
00:33:55Look at that.
00:34:01Guess who?
00:34:02Cindy Cloppen.
00:34:04You came back to me.
00:34:08Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:34:09Sorry to disappoint you.
00:34:10Well, I'm thrilled.
00:34:11I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding?
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:16Maybe without Todd.
00:34:19Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up
00:34:21in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:24Yeah, he's obsessed.
00:34:29So next time, we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:32Do you think you could give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:38Sure.
00:34:39I owe you one.
00:34:43You made this?
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:49Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:51Well, can it really be considered art
00:34:53if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:54I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:58You're right.
00:35:01I'll think about it.
00:35:05I'm just going to have a plain old burger.
00:35:09Meanwhile, I get around someone I can't.
00:35:13I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:35:17And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:21I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:22Oh, come on.
00:35:23Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:24You do fine.
00:35:26Yeah, I mean, it's different with you.
00:35:28You're.
00:35:30Anyway.
00:35:30Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:32Come on.
00:35:38Who's that?
00:35:39I'm not sure.
00:35:41Well, she seems sure.
00:35:43Faber, Vicki, from the car the other night.
00:35:47Sure, sure.
00:35:49Vicki, this is Kirsten.
00:35:51Kirsten, this is Vicki.
00:35:53Hi.
00:35:53Hi.
00:35:55Todd was hoping you'd be here.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:58Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:00Todd's here?
00:36:02Yeah, sorry.
00:36:03Vicki is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07Hi, guys.
00:36:13So you met Vicki?
00:36:15Yeah, although I didn't see any foam
00:36:17in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21Kirsten.
00:36:23Is it something I said?
00:36:24It's my fault.
00:36:26I'll be right back.
00:36:30Kirsten, look, there's nothing going on.
00:36:32She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:34Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:35What, I'm not mature enough to handle
00:36:37that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:39Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:42I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46Kirsten, come on.
00:36:47Just forget it.
00:36:48Kirsten.
00:37:25Ah!
00:37:47Is she pissed?
00:37:48And has she said anything?
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:53No, not really.
00:37:54I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten,
00:37:57but Vicki's just.
00:37:59I love this.
00:38:01You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot,
00:38:04and now surprise, surprise, you're cooked.
00:38:07Bye, Paul.
00:38:08See you in class.
00:38:16Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:19Incoming.
00:38:25Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:29Oh, thank god.
00:38:31I hate goalie.
00:38:34I mean, Vicki's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:36So Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41No.
00:38:44I don't know.
00:38:46Heads up.
00:38:48Shit.
00:38:49Let's do it.
00:38:50Ow.
00:38:53Nice stop, Pele.
00:38:55I'm a natural athlete.
00:38:57Woo!
00:38:58I can't seem to remember when you first began to start this shit.
00:39:03And through the roof of my mind, I find that in the end,
00:39:06you're just a big old fuck who wished that she had more
00:39:11than just a little fun.
00:39:13I don't want to behave.
00:39:15I don't want to behave.
00:39:18I don't want to behave.
00:39:20And I don't want to live up to your standard.
00:39:23I don't want to behave.
00:39:24Don't want to behave.
00:39:26Don't want to behave.
00:39:27Oh, whoa.
00:39:35Well, has he said anything to you?
00:39:39Uh, no, not really.
00:39:41No, I'm sure he said something to you,
00:39:44but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:48Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:53You're a sweetheart.
00:39:56Give me a hug.
00:39:57I don't think so.
00:39:59Look out!
00:40:00Come on, man.
00:40:01Keep it straight.
00:40:03Sorry.
00:40:05Somebody want to kill you?
00:40:07Sorry.
00:40:09Somebody want to get that?
00:40:16Worry?
00:40:17Favor?
00:40:18This'll come out with club soda.
00:40:20Mr. Todd Boomer?
00:40:22Nice to meet you.
00:40:23Nice to meet you.
00:40:24You're next.
00:40:25Uh, no, no.
00:40:27Oh, right.
00:40:29Not until the interviewer sits, or he invites you to sit.
00:40:32Invites you, right.
00:40:33You got it.
00:40:34I've, uh, looked over your application to Harvard,
00:40:37but what can you tell me about yourself
00:40:39that I'm not going to find on this piece of paper?
00:40:42Well, I value friendship.
00:40:44Mm-hmm.
00:40:45I value honesty.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:47What about your, uh, what about your passions?
00:40:52Breasts.
00:40:54I really love breasts.
00:40:55It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:56You just don't want to do this.
00:40:57Is that right?
00:40:58Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:59You don't want to?
00:41:00I'm kidding.
00:41:01Relax.
00:41:02Dad, come on.
00:41:05What about your, your passions?
00:41:10Uh, drawing.
00:41:14I really love to draw.
00:41:16Actually, I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper,
00:41:19and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny,
00:41:21but that's when I feel the most me, you know.
00:41:28I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:35That's great.
00:41:36That's great.
00:41:40All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards
00:41:43at 25 feet per second.
00:41:46What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:49Oh, Mr. Miller.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No, no, no.
00:41:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:41:53Somebody new for a change.
00:41:55Boomer.
00:41:59The rate of change is...
00:42:01.04 radians.
00:42:03Yes!
00:42:04Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:06Recommendation's looking better.
00:42:08Everybody see that?
00:42:09Now, if the boat continues at 35 feet per second...
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:18Vicki.
00:42:19Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:20Oh, hi, Todd.
00:42:21I was just thinking about you.
00:42:23You were?
00:42:25Uh, look, I, I had a really good idea.
00:42:29Uh, look, I, I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:32I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:39Uh, Kirsten?
00:42:40Uh, no, not really.
00:42:43Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:47Yeah, yeah, and, um, actually,
00:42:50I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:54And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:59Really?
00:43:00Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane.
00:43:02How about six?
00:43:03Uh, sure, great, great.
00:43:05Uh, I'll see you then.
00:43:07Okay, bye.
00:43:08Bye.
00:43:20But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:25It sounds drastic.
00:43:28I gotta go to Vicki's. I'm late. Bye.
00:43:29No, wait!
00:43:31Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:35Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog. It's having puppies. Bye.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
00:43:39What?
00:43:40Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:43It's not beyond the realm of possibility.
00:43:45Bye.
00:43:47It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51He was wearing cologne.
00:43:59Wow.
00:44:14Wow. You did all of this?
00:44:19Wow. I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:24Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:27I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:33I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:37Well, my husband certainly does.
00:44:44You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:49Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:52What, have you spent about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:45:04Why do you stay?
00:45:09That's a good question.
00:45:13Could we not talk about this?
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:18You know, you should think about it, though.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:23Well, anyway.
00:45:27Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:38Here. A present.
00:45:41A present? For me?
00:45:44Why?
00:45:46For letting me help you.
00:45:49Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56It's Bonnie D.
00:45:58Did you make this?
00:46:00Uh-huh.
00:46:03Wow. Thank you.
00:46:05This is amazing. Thank you.
00:46:13Todd.
00:46:17Of course not.
00:46:20So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:24I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:28Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:32I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:37Look who's talking.
00:46:42Touché.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:47Oh, so you're gonna play like that now, are you?
00:46:50No, you're not.
00:46:52No, you're not. Oh, you did.
00:46:54Oh.
00:46:56Dog.
00:46:58Hey, I got an idea.
00:47:00Okay, sneeze now.
00:47:02No. What are you doing?
00:47:04What are you doing?
00:47:06I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bonnie D.
00:47:08Oh, man.
00:47:10Okay. Now bark.
00:47:14Bark.
00:47:20No.
00:47:22Come on. A big, deep bark.
00:47:44Hey.
00:47:46You better go now.
00:47:48Your parents might not believe
00:47:50you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:47:55Right.
00:48:03You know, I never thought I would see you again.
00:48:09You know, never thought I would say this,
00:48:14but I really love math.
00:48:27I better go.
00:48:39It was... I don't know.
00:48:42I just see life so differently now.
00:48:45Oh, I'm sure you do.
00:48:47You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:49No, it's not like that, man. It's really not.
00:48:51I'm really into her.
00:48:53I wouldn't get too deep, Tom.
00:48:55We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:48:57No, it's... Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:01I mean, I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:49:05No, no, as long as you feel good. That's all that matters.
00:49:09Jealous much?
00:49:11Oh, that has nothing... Just forget it.
00:49:13I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:15Come on. Faber.
00:49:17We're friends, right?
00:49:20Look, I gotta get home, man.
00:49:22My parents are gonna freak out.
00:49:25You should be happy.
00:49:29You should be happy.
00:49:43He's gone.
00:49:50I'm sorry.
00:49:58I'm sorry.
00:50:01I'm sorry.
00:50:27Kirsten.
00:50:29Wake up.
00:50:31Shit.
00:50:33Oh, I have to call my mom. She's gonna be insane.
00:50:36I'm sorry. I should have woken you up last night.
00:50:39Oh, no, no. No, it's okay.
00:50:42I'm glad you didn't. She'll get over it.
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:50:49Morning breath.
00:50:51I know, me too.
00:50:53I gotta go.
00:50:59Fuck.
00:51:30What am I supposed to study?
00:51:43Hey. Mind if I join you?
00:51:49Kirsten, what's wrong?
00:51:51Todd, don't even start.
00:51:53Wait, let's talk about this.
00:51:55What?
00:51:57I figure you're just gonna let me blow in the breeze,
00:51:59and if I blew away, well, then, good.
00:52:01You won't have to deal with me anymore, is that it?
00:52:03I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me.
00:52:09Oh, my God.
00:52:19What am I supposed to do?
00:52:23One, two, three.
00:52:37You told Kirsten about Vicki.
00:52:39I didn't tell her.
00:52:41Then how did she know?
00:52:43You told her.
00:52:45What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:47Huh?
00:52:49She...
00:52:51She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:54What?
00:52:56Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01Oh, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:03I didn't snake her. Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:05Yet? Yet?
00:53:08What's that supposed to mean? Nice ethics, nice friend?
00:53:11Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy,
00:53:14and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:16I didn't know it was over.
00:53:18I didn't know it was gonna happen between me and Vicki.
00:53:20I didn't know, Beth.
00:53:23What the hell is going on here?
00:53:26You girls want a fight, take it outside.
00:53:29You can make yourselves useful.
00:53:31My car's parked out front in the tow-way. Keep an eye on it.
00:53:34All right? I'll be right back.
00:53:36Yes, sir.
00:53:42Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:45When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:47I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:50Oh, my God. What?
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:54That's Vicki's car.
00:53:57Oh, my God!
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:02This is... This is...
00:54:05This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:08Don't touch.
00:54:10Nice car, sir.
00:54:12She's a beauty. Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:14I'm not feeling lucky today. Check these babies out.
00:54:19Yeah, wanna catch me some dinner at the reservoir?
00:54:22Four dark. See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:31I think I need to sit down.
00:54:33Yeah.
00:54:43I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:04Oh, my God!
00:55:10He shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:55:12What if he was here?
00:55:14He's not here.
00:55:19No. Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:24Todd.
00:55:26How could you not tell me?
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:36Vicki.
00:55:38What are we gonna do?
00:55:43I can't be with you.
00:55:46I know.
00:55:49Fuck.
00:56:02How could you marry...
00:56:04...Mueller?
00:56:06God.
00:56:09What? It's not funny.
00:56:12He wasn't always like that.
00:56:21We should probably go.
00:56:32Get behind the shelves!
00:56:36Oh!
00:56:42Hey, quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:45Look.
00:56:47Look what I got.
00:56:51Ta-da!
00:56:53Dinner.
00:56:55I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:58Can't we wait a while? I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:01You're not hungry?
00:57:03Well, I'm starved for eagles later.
00:57:07Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:10I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:13Oh, yeah.
00:57:16And...
00:57:20Mr. Shermer, the earth science guru at school...
00:57:23...gave me these things called dops and flies.
00:57:25Sounds great.
00:57:27Yeah, they start off as these ugly little...
00:57:31Christ, woman. Watch yourself.
00:57:34Drinking?
00:57:36No, I just lost my balance.
00:57:40Yeah. Okay.
00:57:43Tell you what. Why don't I grill these?
00:57:45That way I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:54Oh! One other thing.
00:57:56Yeah?
00:57:58There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:58:02Yeah?
00:58:04I'm gonna write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:08Look, I'll be in in a second and help you find it.
00:58:14Hurry.
00:58:28I think I will call next time.
00:58:38Ah!
00:58:49Ha-ha!
00:58:52Ah!
00:58:54Hi-yah!
00:58:58Ah!
00:59:04Oh, no.
00:59:06Ha-ha!
00:59:10Whoa!
00:59:18Good night.
00:59:21Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:24You seem pretty miserable tonight. You all right?
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:29What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:31Forget about it. You are going to be great.
00:59:35Great. Great. Great.
00:59:38Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:40Yeah?
00:59:42Want to talk about it?
00:59:44I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:46Come on. Give me a try. That's what I'm here for.
00:59:48Hit it.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:52I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:54and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me.
00:59:58I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:01Yank in my chain, aren't you?
01:00:03Well, Dad, of course I am.
01:00:06Of course.
01:00:08I'll see you.
01:00:10Dad.
01:00:14Um...
01:00:16Remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:22Yes.
01:00:24I meant that.
01:00:26I knew you did.
01:00:28Well, um...
01:00:33You've screwed up before, right?
01:00:37No. I never have.
01:00:39No. I mean it.
01:00:43Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:48Well, all I can tell you is, at the end of the day,
01:00:52it's just you.
01:00:54So I would face up to it, whatever it is.
01:00:59Because I guarantee you that the longer you wait,
01:01:02the worse it gets.
01:01:04Does that help?
01:01:06Yeah, it does.
01:01:08Thanks, Dad.
01:01:13You're gonna kill him.
01:01:15You're gonna murder him.
01:01:17You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:19You're gonna murder him.
01:01:21You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:25Ten thousand men of Harvard
01:01:29Want victory...
01:01:31Your transcript and scores.
01:01:34Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Tart.
01:01:39Good grades, good SATs,
01:01:43some interesting activities.
01:01:46I'll tell you, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:51Yes, sir?
01:01:53It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:58Is that right?
01:02:12Mr. Boomer.
01:02:14Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:16Scared me there.
01:02:18Big day today, huh? Harvard interview.
01:02:21Oh, yes, sir.
01:02:24I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:26Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
01:02:29What is that, sir?
01:02:32Found this at my house last night.
01:02:35Any ideas how it got there?
01:02:37You and my wife?
01:02:40Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:42And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on?
01:02:48Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:50I'm really sorry. I made a mistake.
01:02:53No, no. Boomer, you make two mistakes.
01:02:55Sir?
01:02:57A 98.
01:02:59I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife
01:03:02and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:04Yeah, that was pretty silly of me.
01:03:07Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:12Anyway, look.
01:03:14I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:17It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:19Shows initiative.
01:03:21I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:24Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:27In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:36Thank you. Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:38Don't tank on the final.
01:03:40Absolutely not.
01:03:42Hey.
01:03:44She's good, isn't she?
01:03:46My wife?
01:03:50She's the best, sir.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:31Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35Well, not everyone.
01:04:37No, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:44I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:51I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:56Well,
01:04:59I thought we should talk about us.
01:05:04Is there an us?
01:05:07Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we us?
01:05:23Saber, you know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:28You know, if I was gonna us with anyone,
01:05:32it would be you.
01:05:35But I really need some time alone.
01:05:37You know, for a while.
01:05:39Just for now.
01:05:42Hey.
01:05:44It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:50It'll never happen.
01:05:55Hey.
01:05:58Hey.
01:06:03Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:08And, Miss O'Brien, two words describe your semester.
01:06:12One, I guess.
01:06:15Brain dead.
01:06:17People, let me make something clear.
01:06:21I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:24It pains me.
01:06:26Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:30So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:34Because fear motivates.
01:06:39Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:41Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:06:45I rattled his cage. Now look at him.
01:06:48Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:50Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:53So, if I tick you off, good.
01:06:56Great.
01:06:58Use that.
01:07:00Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words.
01:07:03Work harder.
01:07:05We'll both be happy.
01:07:24Mr. Mueller.
01:07:26Todd.
01:07:29I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:32Don't let it go to your head.
01:07:35The point is that I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:07:41Is that your prerogative?
01:07:44People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:47Your wife.
01:07:49People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:52Your wife taught me that.
01:08:00Todd, Vicki may be good with math,
01:08:03but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:20You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:26Sir?
01:08:28Vicki. You slept with her.
01:08:39Yes.
01:08:45Yes.
01:08:49Yes.
01:09:19Hi, this is Vicki.
01:09:21No.
01:09:23I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:25Vicki, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:09:27Vicki, I told him. I didn't mean to, but it just came out.
01:09:29I told him I'm sorry, Vicki.
01:09:31He's on his way over there right now. If you can hear this, if you get this message,
01:09:33get the hell out of there, please, right now. Get out.
01:09:45Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:09:50I want a boy. I want a boy.
01:10:01Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:10:06Rough day at the office?
01:10:09Oh, same old, same old.
01:10:12Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:19What the hell is this?
01:10:22I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry? Sorry.
01:10:27I...
01:10:29One of my students, Vicki!
01:10:31You know, you ruined my life.
01:10:33Now you're trying to ruin my career.
01:10:35Roy, stop it!
01:10:40Stop it!
01:10:42Enough.
01:10:45Uh-oh.
01:10:47Look who's here.
01:10:49Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:10:53Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:56Never open an umbrella indoors. It's bad luck.
01:11:00Very bad luck.
01:11:02Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay? Just relax.
01:11:05Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:08Between me, too.
01:11:10Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Homer?
01:11:14I thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:16You didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:20But you're gifted.
01:11:22You're a genius.
01:11:24Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:11:27You proved your scores and scored with my wife.
01:11:30All without me knowing it.
01:11:32And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:35Ha-ha!
01:11:37That's genius!
01:11:41Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:11:44You're a mastermind.
01:11:47You must be very proud.
01:11:52Well, shake my hand.
01:11:56Roy.
01:11:57Shut up.
01:12:01Don't put this behind us.
01:12:15I'm sorry.
01:12:19Is he gone?
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:23You were really brave back there.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:28I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:31Well, you know, if you would have spit at us...
01:12:41I'm sorry.
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45No.
01:12:47I'm actually grateful.
01:12:51I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:55What are you gonna do now?
01:12:58Well...
01:13:02I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:13:05Try this art thing.
01:13:14Yeah.
01:13:16I'm gonna miss you.
01:13:36Here. A souvenir.
01:13:39What's this?
01:13:41Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:53What time is it?
01:13:55I don't know. Around three.
01:13:58My interview's at four.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:08Go.
01:14:10I'm gonna visit you in New York.
01:14:13Good luck.
01:14:33Look out. Coming through.
01:14:37Todd Boomer.
01:14:41Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:43No, not yet.
01:14:45Sorry.
01:14:48Todd Boomer.
01:14:50I have a present.
01:14:52Okay. Need a minute?
01:14:55No, no, no. I'm fine.
01:14:58Okay. Come on in.
01:15:02Calculus teacher.
01:15:05Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:09No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:12Oh.
01:15:14Please.
01:15:16Well, I've gone over your stats,
01:15:20and everything looks...
01:15:23okay.
01:15:25But I'll be honest.
01:15:28You're not a typical Harvard graduate.
01:15:32Typical Harvard candidate?
01:15:35I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:39Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:49Todd, let me ask you something.
01:15:52Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:56Um, well, I guess my dad and I have always had it planned that way, you know?
01:16:01He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:07What I'm getting at is...
01:16:11why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:20Look, um...
01:16:24I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:28And now that I'm here...
01:16:33Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:36I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:39But, um...
01:16:43I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:16:54Okay, I'm ready.
01:16:56Okay, now just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:00Mm-hmm.
01:17:01Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:03Okay, Dad, thanks. I know. Thank you.
01:17:06I'm ready.
01:17:07Okay, now just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:11Mm-hmm.
01:17:12Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:14Okay, Dad, thanks. I know. Thank you.
01:17:36Yeah.
01:17:37Mm-hmm.
01:17:38Mm-hmm.
01:17:39Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:42Hello?
01:17:47Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:17:50I got punched.
01:17:52Hang on, Al.
01:17:53Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:17:56Oh, my God.
01:17:57Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:18:00I got punched.
01:18:01Hang on, Al.
01:18:02Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:05I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:07No, wait, that's wrong. Hang on.
01:18:10I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:15It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:18He left! He left!
01:18:23You said it was important.
01:18:28I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:32You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:36No.
01:18:39No.
01:18:40I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:49I'll... I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:56Can I ask you a question?
01:18:58Can I ask you a question?
01:19:00Just, um...
01:19:02Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:04Why didn't you tell me...
01:19:05Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:08I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:12You're upset.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:15I am.
01:19:16I am upset.
01:19:18A little.
01:19:21It's your decision.
01:19:31Good, good, good.
01:19:33Oh, okay.
01:19:35You're doing very poorly.
01:19:37But, you know, this game was much more boring
01:19:40before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:19:43You know what I mean?
01:19:45You know what I mean?
01:19:47It was much more boring before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:19:52Oh, wait.
01:19:53Yes.
01:19:54Yes.
01:19:55Here we go.
01:19:56All right.
01:19:57Bye.
01:19:58I'll be right back.
01:19:59Where are you going?
01:20:00Be right back.
01:20:01Do me a favor.
01:20:02Come on.
01:20:03I'm on the street here.
01:20:04Okay.
01:20:05What's going on?
01:20:08Jesus, what happened to you?
01:20:13Did Miller do that?
01:20:14Yeah, it's a long story.
01:20:16I'm gonna take a major pancake marathon, to be told properly.
01:20:19I'll buy.
01:20:21Yes.
01:20:22All right.
01:20:25You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:30All right, well,
01:20:33I'm gonna go build something.
01:20:35Toothpicks.
01:20:37Thanks, man.
01:20:38You're the best.
01:20:46So, how'd you know I was here?
01:20:48Uh, diner night.
01:20:50Oh, of course.
01:20:54So, I made a decision.
01:20:58Yeah?
01:21:01I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:05Really?
01:21:08It's a breakthrough.
01:21:11I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:15Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:21That's not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:33I guess what I wanted to say was that
01:21:37I'm really sorry.
01:21:39I know I hurt you, and
01:21:42I never meant to do that.
01:21:45I guess all I'm asking for is
01:21:49is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:21:59Never happened.
01:22:11Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
01:22:14Ah!
01:22:15Ah!
01:22:16Ah!
01:22:17Ah!
01:22:18Ah!
01:22:19Ah!
01:22:20Ah!
01:22:21Ah!
01:22:32You know, I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:34Yeah, me too.
01:22:36I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:39Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on
01:22:44interactive 3D Smell-O-Vision computer games.
01:22:48The shed will be totally decked out with
01:22:52a jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:56Okay, and me?
01:22:58Okay, the place, New York,
01:23:01the event,
01:23:03the book signing of your first
01:23:05wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:08Wildly successful.
01:23:10I like that.
01:23:12What about me?
01:23:15Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:19Okay.
01:23:23Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes.
01:23:26What do you say?
01:23:29Never happened.
01:23:31Guys, come on, work with me.
01:23:34Push me.
01:23:35Bye-bye.
01:24:04We're only summer's children sometimes
01:24:11And all the time the future's coming down
01:24:18I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:24:27Yeah
01:24:29I don't want to lose your voice
01:24:35Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:24:43I can't get near it
01:25:00I'm in love with people
01:25:07But I hate them too
01:25:11I hate to see all the damage
01:25:16Being done to you
01:25:19When your eyes are broken windows
01:25:24Every time I see you smile
01:25:29It's like being back in heaven for a while
01:25:36And all the time the future's coming down
01:25:43I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:25:52Yeah
01:25:54I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:00Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:26:08Hear me cry
01:26:11I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:18All I ever want to do now is rejoice
01:26:25Yeah
01:26:27Oh
01:26:36All I ever want to do now is rejoice