Pepito Manaloto: 'Yung tropa mong parang bagyo sa hangin (YouLOL)
Inaya ni Mario (Cris Villanueva) sina Pepito (Michael V.) at Patrick (John Feir) sa pangmayamang beer house. Gaano kaya kamahal dito?
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00:00♪♪
00:02Where are you now?
00:04I'm confused.
00:06You're confused?
00:08That's it.
00:09You just need to put it down.
00:11There.
00:12Put it down.
00:13There.
00:14How much?
00:15Bitch.
00:17You have no idea who I'm with.
00:19Who?
00:22Re.
00:24Re.
00:26Bitch.
00:28Hey.
00:30Mario.
00:32Mario.
00:34Do you know me?
00:36I didn't know you were a reporter.
00:38Are you a big-time reporter?
00:39No, I'm just lucky.
00:41By the way, this is my wife, Elsa.
00:43And this is my son, Chito.
00:45How are you, Mario?
00:46They often tell stories about you.
00:48Really?
00:49I'm sad, Mario.
00:51Oh, Chito.
00:52Elsa,
00:53Bits is lucky.
00:54He has a beautiful wife.
00:56He's a bit fat.
00:57Oh, Mario.
00:58How are you, Mario?
01:00I'm okay.
01:02I'm still a bit chubby.
01:05How did you two meet?
01:07Bits.
01:08He really went to see me because he wanted to see you.
01:10But I was the first one to go to see you.
01:12How did you two meet?
01:14It's better to tell a story while you're drinking.
01:17That's it.
01:18That's why I know how to drink.
01:19It's social.
01:20It suits rich people like you.
01:22Right?
01:23I don't drink.
01:25Bits, we're okay.
01:27I'm still chubby.
01:28How did you two meet?
01:29Elsa.
01:30I don't drink.
01:31I don't drink.
01:32How did you two meet?
01:33Bits,
01:34give that to your kid.
01:36Just once in a while.
01:37Okay.
01:38Okay.
01:39I'll give it to Elsa.
01:40Okay.
01:41Great!
01:42Maybe I'll drink with them.
01:43I'll be the host.
01:44I'll be the host.
01:47Yes.
01:56Mario,
01:57I thought you were going to bring us to the expensive beer house.
02:02Don't you know how much you're drinking?
02:05That's 30 pesos each.
02:08Mario,
02:09the last time Bits and I went there,
02:12it was like this.
02:13It was almost 200 pesos for a bottle of beer.
02:17200 pesos?
02:18Yes.
02:19It was almost 200 pesos.
02:20It was almost 200 pesos for a bottle of beer.
02:24200 pesos?
02:25What kind of beer is that?
02:28It's that kind.
02:30It's that kind, Mario.
02:31The thing is,
02:32the place is being paid for.
02:34You know,
02:35Bits can't handle this kind of place anymore.
02:38Patrick,
02:39don't worry.
02:40It's okay.
02:41Maybe Mario will handle this place
02:42because we've been here for a while
02:44and I've changed.
02:45It's okay.
02:46It's okay.
02:47But you know...
02:48No, no.
02:49I think it's okay.
02:51Bits,
02:52how's your life?
02:54Is it good?
02:56Of course,
02:57but even if it's good,
02:59there are still problems.
03:00Especially now that I have a business.
03:02There are still problems.
03:03Bits,
03:04how's...
03:05Maybe...
03:07he has a lot of chicks.
03:09Kids.
03:10Beautiful, right?
03:13Mario,
03:14it's not like that.
03:16Elsa,
03:17it's just that
03:18she's the only one for me.
03:21If I were you,
03:23I'd have a lot of chicks in every barangay.
03:26That's not true, Mario.
03:28Bits doesn't have any.
03:33Anyway,
03:36we've been friends for a long time.
03:39We're not different from each other.
03:41Why don't you let me try
03:43the life of a rich man?
03:45That's not true, Mario.
03:46You know,
03:47I'm not a rich man,
03:48but
03:49I think
03:50someone is managing our money,
03:53Maricar.
03:54Maybe he won't agree.
03:56Maybe...
03:57Wait a minute.
03:58You've been nagging for a long time.
04:01Go buy me a drink first.
04:04Wait.
04:06Where is it?
04:08There.
04:10There, there.
04:11There's something there.
04:13Okay, bro.
04:15Bits,
04:19why won't Maricar agree?
04:22That's your money, Mario.
04:25You might forget
04:27that I helped you when we were kids.
04:30No, no.
04:31I won't forget that, Mario.
04:33I owe you my life.
04:45Bits!
04:46Hurry up!
04:47You're so slow.
04:49They might catch up to us.
05:01Mario,
05:02if you didn't knock down our toy,
05:04we wouldn't have been caught.
05:06Let's not blame each other.
05:09Ouch!
05:10Help me!
05:11Why did you tie me up?
05:13Bits,
05:14let's do it tomorrow.
05:15Okay.
05:19Help me.
05:20Don't cry.
05:21You're making me nervous.
05:24Help me.
05:26Let's go.
05:43You know!
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