Pepito Manaloto: Patrick, matapang pero nang-iihi?! (YouLOL)
Matapang na sasalagin ni Patrick (John Feir) ang bala para maprotektahan si Pepito (Michael V.).
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00:00Can you introduce me to the nearby gas station?
00:03Why?
00:04I'm getting dizzy.
00:05Just take a taxi. We're almost there.
00:20Do you know how to drive?
00:23Boss, you're the one who suddenly turned around.
00:26So you're saying that I don't know how to drive?
00:29Am I at fault? Am I stupid?
00:32I didn't say anything like that.
00:34But you did say something.
00:36What?
00:37I'm telling you what I read.
00:38You're full of nonsense.
00:41I'm sorry.
00:42It's my fault.
00:44I'm sorry.
00:46Sorry?
00:47What do you mean sorry?
00:48There's no apology from me.
00:50That's the last one.
00:51That's not allowed.
00:52Boss, I'm sorry.
00:53He's apologizing.
00:54Do you love him?
00:55No, he's not.
00:56He's my friend.
00:57Hey!
00:58What's that?
00:59Huh?
01:01Are you going to help me?
01:02No.
01:03Huh?
01:04No.
01:05Let's try it.
01:06I'm going to shoot you.
01:07Hey!
01:08Don't.
01:09Relax.
01:10That can happen.
01:11You can't get close to my friend.
01:13Remember that.
01:14Why?
01:15You're going to get on my boat before you get close to my friend.
01:18Do you want to be a hero?
01:20Okay.
01:21I'll lead you.
01:22Sorry.
01:23Don't.
01:24Don't.
01:25Don't.
01:26Sorry.
01:27Sorry.
01:32Remember this.
01:34If you pray,
01:35don't cross our path again.
01:38Huh?
01:39Okay.
01:40Sorry.
01:50Patrick,
01:51thank you.
01:52You're ready to shoot for me.
01:54No problem, Pete.
01:59What's hot?
02:02Pete, I told you.
02:03Let's go to the gas station.
02:07Don't break it.
02:08Wait.
02:09What are you doing?
02:13Petoy.
02:14Yes?
02:15What?
02:16What?
02:17What happened to you?
02:21Why are your pants wet?
02:23Ask him.
02:24He peed in his pants.
02:29What are you saying, Patrick?
02:31Do you remember that you peed in your pants?
02:34But if Patrick peed in his pants,
02:36why did you wet your pants?
02:39He peed in my pants when he peed.
02:43Why did Patrick pee in your pants?
02:45Petoy, don't blame me.
02:47No.
02:48Wait.
02:49Let me explain.
02:50When we were walking,
02:52I was driving.
02:53There was a traffic jam.
02:54Suddenly, it stopped.
02:55It turned left.
02:56We were about to crash.
02:58The driver had a fever.
03:00When we were about to talk,
03:02the gun came out.
03:04The gun came out.
03:05I was aiming at it.
03:06But Patrick,
03:08he blocked it.
03:10He made me sit down
03:12so I wouldn't get hit by the bullet.
03:14What if I get shot?
03:15Really?
03:16Yes.
03:17Hey,
03:18you're hiding something.
03:22I'm really brave.
03:24In fact,
03:26we're three brave friends.
03:28Mario,
03:29Pits,
03:30and me.
03:31Really?
03:32Yes.
03:33How many friends do you have?
03:34Three.
03:36You know what?
03:37It's good that you risked your life for Petoy.
03:39If not,
03:40I wouldn't talk to you.
03:42Mario, you mentioned him.
03:44What did you tell him?
03:46Did you call him?
03:47No, Pits.
03:49I know he's in jail.
03:52You know he's crazy, right?
03:54Yes.
03:55I won't forget him.
03:56We're still kids.
04:02Patrick,
04:03Petoy won't be able to escape.
04:05He's being watched.
04:07Hey,
04:08whatever you do,
04:10you won't be able to escape.
04:12You're too weak.
04:15That's it.
04:18Yay!
04:21Yes, we won.
04:23You're cheating, Mario.
04:24You fooled us.
04:25Why am I at fault?
04:27You fooled us.
04:29You're always cheating.
04:32Mario is the one who's cheating.
04:34Why are you saying that Pits and I are cheating?
04:37Why?
04:38Are you against us?
04:39Yes, we're against you.
04:40Really, Mario?
04:41Yes.
04:42Patrick, stop it.
04:43Papi, don't be mad at us.
04:45If you want,
04:46we'll be the ones to pay for it.
04:48Let's eat.
04:49Let's eat.
04:50The bird is beautiful, right?
04:52Run!
05:13Oh, no!