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00:02:55What a victory!
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00:02:58It's called the Injury Call.
00:02:59Well, thank goodness, last week, the anonymous Raw General Manager did the right thing.
00:03:00He overturned Austin's decision as referee that fearful of reprisal, the Raw General
00:03:01Manager announced that Stone Cold will be in charge of Raw here tonight.
00:03:02Oh, this is gonna be great!
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00:04:44We're going to start that already.
00:04:49That was cool in 2001, by the way.
00:04:54So I'm going to teach you one last lesson.
00:04:57I'm going to teach...
00:05:08I want you to watch really closely
00:05:11as I call out Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:05:20Why is it every time I look up,
00:05:22there's The Rock, there's Stone Cold,
00:05:25there's another icon from the Attitude Era
00:05:29jealous of my success,
00:05:31trying to steal my spotlight.
00:05:34Well, it all ends right now!
00:05:38Austin, you owe me an apology.
00:05:43And this show, my show,
00:05:46will not get started...
00:05:51What are you laughing at?
00:05:53Well, I'm laughing because Austin does owe me an apology.
00:05:57As a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:05:59I think he owes me an apology, too.
00:06:02Yeah?
00:06:07What?
00:06:32I don't know, but for some reason,
00:06:34it doesn't look like Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:06:36has any apologizing move.
00:07:07Boy, I was waiting backstage
00:07:09while you was flapping your gums out here.
00:07:12You said you was going to call me out?
00:07:15You're calling me out.
00:07:17That was the best you could do?
00:07:18That's how you're calling me out?
00:07:21The Miz.
00:07:23Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:07:26That's the best you got?
00:07:29That stupid tie?
00:07:31That stupid suit?
00:07:34That stupid hair?
00:07:37That stupid handkerchief?
00:07:39And you're calling me out?
00:07:44Shut up.
00:07:51Let me tell you something,
00:07:52you little mealy-mouthed punk.
00:07:54A night after WrestleMania,
00:07:56I sat in this ring,
00:07:58and I let you run your mouth and talk your trash
00:08:01because I wanted to see firsthand,
00:08:03hey, what does this kid really have?
00:08:05Is he everything that they say?
00:08:08Can he talk that well?
00:08:10Is he that good?
00:08:12What kind of skills does he have?
00:08:15I saw that firsthand, son,
00:08:17and I'll give you a little bit of credit.
00:08:19You're a silver-tongued devil.
00:08:21You come out here,
00:08:22you talk trash to Stone Cold,
00:08:24you wanted to fight,
00:08:26and when it came down to fight,
00:08:28you turned your ass around
00:08:30and ran to the back.
00:08:32Let me tell you something.
00:08:34You ain't gonna tell me nothing.
00:08:37I let you talk then.
00:08:39You ain't talking now.
00:08:42If you can't understand what I'm saying,
00:08:44read my damn lips, kid.
00:08:46Keep yours shut while mine are moving.
00:08:56You're damn right.
00:08:57Anytime I step in this ring,
00:08:58I'm gonna get my respect,
00:09:00and you're gonna respect me
00:09:02because I come here to run this damn show.
00:09:04I came here to be the GM,
00:09:07but I got an itchy damn trigger finger, son,
00:09:10and if I gotta pull the trigger on a stunner,
00:09:13I'll damn sure stun your ass
00:09:15in front of every one of these sumbitches.
00:09:21Now, good old Alex Riley
00:09:23got in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:09:26and jumped on my ass.
00:09:29Now, I ended up whipping his ass,
00:09:31but I'll give the kid credit
00:09:33because he...
00:09:35Austin! Austin! Austin!
00:09:38Austin! Austin! Austin!
00:09:41Austin! Austin! Austin!
00:09:43Thank you very much.
00:09:45I'm gonna give Alex Riley credit
00:09:47because the kid showed me something.
00:09:49He showed me he's got guts.
00:09:51He can talk, he can take an ass-whipping,
00:09:53and he can damn sure give one.
00:09:56Matter of fact, I'm so impressed with the kid,
00:09:59I'm not gonna go overboard
00:10:01and blow a bunch of smoke up his ass,
00:10:03but the kid might be a bigger superstar
00:10:05than you someday.
00:10:10Can I speak now?
00:10:12No, you can't speak now.
00:10:18If I should stun this sumbitch,
00:10:20give me a hell yeah.
00:10:23Mmm, boy, I'll tell you what.
00:10:25Let me get back to you and Alex Riley.
00:10:29What is the deal there?
00:10:31You don't get along?
00:10:33You don't see eye to eye?
00:10:35Aren't you gonna face his ass this Sunday?
00:10:37Is he gonna whip your ass?
00:10:39Are you gonna whip his ass?
00:10:41Are you gonna whip his ass?
00:10:43Are you gonna whip his ass?
00:10:45Is he gonna whip your ass?
00:10:47You don't know where the...
00:10:49You don't know where the crap are winding your watch.
00:10:59You understand me when I'm talking to you, son.
00:11:02I give you credit for everything that you've done.
00:11:06But seeing as I think that you and Alex Riley
00:11:10need a little bit of counseling,
00:11:12I'm gonna set something up for you.
00:11:14By a sumbitch that loves to talk.
00:11:17By a sumbitch that when he talks, people listen.
00:11:21Matter of fact, he's one of the best guys
00:11:23to ever pick up a stick in this business.
00:11:25You guys are gonna be right in the middle of this ring
00:11:28with the one, the only, the legendary
00:11:32Rowdy Roddy Piper.
00:11:35What?
00:11:37Oh, man!
00:11:39In a Piper's pit.
00:11:41Hopefully I didn't ruin your tie.
00:11:44I'm through talking to you.
00:11:46And if you know what's good for you,
00:11:48you might want to take your ass out of here right now.
00:12:05You better get to stepping.
00:12:09Right now is not your time to be a hero.
00:12:25That's the best decision you have ever made.
00:12:31We'll see you in Piper's pit.
00:12:33Make no mistake about it,
00:12:35Make no mistake about it.
00:12:37This is WWE Monday Night All Stars
00:12:40or whatever the hell they want to call it.
00:12:42It's Stone Cold's Raw.
00:12:44I'm making the laws.
00:12:46I'm making the matches.
00:12:48And for the sumbitch back there...
00:12:55Well, is he dumb enough or what?
00:12:57Now watch Stone Cold, the Mexican aristocrat,
00:13:00Alberto Del Rio, has arrived.
00:13:04And check out this, King.
00:13:06Earlier today, I learned this is the 2009 Porsche 911 Turbo D2 Edition
00:13:11worth $170,000.
00:13:14Certainly not a pickup like Stone Cold Steve Austin sports around.
00:13:19Because Del Rio's classy.
00:13:21This man's the epitome of class.
00:13:35The future of this company,
00:13:37the predecessor of excellence,
00:13:39and the pride of Mexico,
00:13:42it's Alberto Del Rio!
00:13:50Look at his own ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez.
00:13:57That's Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:13:59He's never seen anyone with their own ring announcer.
00:14:03My name...
00:14:05My name is Alberto...
00:14:08Del Rio!
00:14:15But of course you already know that.
00:14:19Hey, I wanted to make this official.
00:14:23The greatest superstar of his time,
00:14:27Stone Cold,
00:14:29passing the torch
00:14:31passing the torch
00:14:33to the greatest superstar of all time,
00:14:36Alberto Del Rio.
00:14:41And hey,
00:14:43the rumors running all day
00:14:45and hey,
00:14:47the rumors running all day
00:14:52are that you wanted to see me.
00:14:57And I'm assuming
00:14:59it's because you wanted to see
00:15:01how true greatness looks like up close.
00:15:09Porque te voy a decir,
00:15:10it is my destiny to be...
00:15:13It is your destiny.
00:15:18You want to come out here and talk about your destiny?
00:15:22Let me think about this for a second.
00:15:25Now, I ain't much of a fortune teller
00:15:29and I ain't got no psychic abilities.
00:15:32I don't have a crystal ball
00:15:35that I can see into the future.
00:15:38But for some reason I smell an ass-whooping
00:15:41as your immediate destiny.
00:15:48Does he sound the ass-whooping?
00:15:50Yeah?
00:15:52You know what?
00:15:54Ever since you injured the big show with your car,
00:15:59you think you're big, bad, and you're tough,
00:16:01and you're pretty smart.
00:16:03Hey, you put the big show out of action.
00:16:05There's been a sumbitch back there
00:16:07that's been ready to bash your skull in.
00:16:09He just ain't got the chance.
00:16:12So he's going to get the chance tonight,
00:16:14you little mealy-mouthed punk,
00:16:16because you're going to be in the first match of the night.
00:16:19Let's get it on.
00:16:21And this is your opponent right here.
00:16:27Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
00:16:29Big Show's tag team partner, Kane,
00:16:32who was on hand when Del Rio's ring announcer, Rodriguez,
00:16:35accidentally ran over the big show with a car.
00:16:38Accidentally.
00:16:40He's got to pay for that accident.
00:16:42Del Rio's got to face Kane
00:16:44as we kick off Stone Cold's Monday Night Raw.
00:16:51Presented by Warner Bros. Pictures Green Lantern
00:16:53in theaters Friday.
00:16:55What do you think happened? We got Raw!
00:17:04Oh, oh, oh.
00:17:11Show!
00:17:15Get off him! What are you doing?
00:17:17Show!
00:17:20Get off him!
00:17:41Alberto Del Rio claims that was an accident.
00:17:43However, the reason we're having this matchup
00:17:45to kick off Monday Night Raw here tonight,
00:17:47it's Kane versus Alberto Del Rio.
00:17:49Yeah, and why don't you go ahead while you're talking, Cole,
00:17:51and tell them who made this match.
00:17:53Yeah, our special general manager for the night,
00:17:55Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:17:58as Kane, the Big Red Machine,
00:18:00quickly into the cover of Alberto Del Rio.
00:18:02That's right. It's going to be a Stone Cold Raw tonight.
00:18:05You've got to sound a little more excited
00:18:07when you talk about the rattlesnake.
00:18:08I'm not excited that Austin's here tonight
00:18:10as Del Rio goes right to work on Kane.
00:18:12You know, there's a great story on WWE.com.
00:18:14Hall of Famer Gerald Briscoe is Del Rio again.
00:18:16Looks to put away Kane.
00:18:18Of Briscoe Brothers Body Shop,
00:18:20he estimates the damage that The Big Show
00:18:22did to Del Rio's car
00:18:24was over $23,000.
00:18:27Are you kidding me?
00:18:29You said The Big Show damaged Del Rio's car?
00:18:32He did, and as Del Rio said last week,
00:18:34The Big Show owes him money.
00:18:36He's got to pay him back for the damage.
00:18:38Bad things happen to bad people,
00:18:40and again, Kane has to battle out.
00:18:42I can't hold my breath waiting on the payoff
00:18:44from The Big Show.
00:18:46I can't imagine somebody claims that The Big Show
00:18:48getting hit by a car
00:18:50did damage to the car.
00:18:52Did you not hear what Del Rio has said for weeks and weeks?
00:18:54It was an accident, and Del Rio,
00:18:56well, he blames the WWE Universe
00:18:58for, quote, slandering him
00:19:00in this entire situation.
00:19:06He may get more than slander from
00:19:08that big red monster that he's in the ring with right now.
00:19:10That is one thing that Del Rio
00:19:12did not do back in January,
00:19:14go over the top rope, because remember,
00:19:16Del Rio won the biggest
00:19:18Royal Rumble in history
00:19:20to beat 39 other men.
00:19:24Del Rio looks like he got all mad,
00:19:26rushed in the ring, and got a big fist and a big foot.
00:19:34Kane looking again
00:19:36for some revenge for his fallen comrade,
00:19:38The Big Show, as Del Rio
00:19:40gets the shoulder up.
00:19:42Yeah, at the very, very last second.
00:19:44You gotta give Del Rio credit, though.
00:19:46I don't have to give Del Rio anything.
00:19:48Well, he came out tonight, and he confronted Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:19:50told Stone Cold that it's his destiny
00:19:52to be WWE Champion one day.
00:19:54Yeah, look what that got him.
00:19:58Del Rio so quick, and I believe
00:20:00you're looking at a man who will soon be
00:20:02WWE Champion, Del Rio.
00:20:04And there's the cross-arm breaker, the submission maneuver
00:20:06that he's put many men away with.
00:20:08And can he make Kane tap out here on Raw?
00:20:10Look at the strength in that left arm of Kane.
00:20:12He's fighting it with everything he's got.
00:20:14Trying to drag Del Rio to the rope,
00:20:16which would cause a break here.
00:20:18Del Rio with the pressure on. The big man, Kane.
00:20:20Can he get there?
00:20:26Look at Del Rio holding that.
00:20:30Del Rio on a five-count.
00:20:32I think he wants to break the arm of Kane.
00:20:34That's exactly what he's doing.
00:20:36Come on, ref.
00:20:38Del Rio disqualified, but again,
00:20:40continuing the pressure on Kane.
00:20:42Del Rio taking it out on Kane here.
00:20:44I guess you'll say this is another accident.
00:20:48What?
00:20:50The world's largest athlete.
00:20:52The Big Show's here.
00:20:54Big Show's here. Look at him go.
00:20:56And Del Rio.
00:20:58Oh, ruts it over the head.
00:21:00And Big Show mauling Del Rio.
00:21:02Look at this idiot.
00:21:04Yeah, Ricardo Rodriguez coming to the aid of his boss, Del Rio.
00:21:06And now Big Show plumbing away
00:21:08at Rodriguez.
00:21:10Look at Del Rio run faster than
00:21:12a dollar car.
00:21:14A giant wrath.
00:21:16Coming down on Rodriguez.
00:21:20Oh, my gosh.
00:21:22He's gonna knock Rodriguez's head off.
00:21:28Kane trying somehow to...
00:21:30Rodriguez is knocked out. He's not moving.
00:21:32You gotta get in there, Kane.
00:21:34Come on, Kane. Get him off.
00:21:38This guy...
00:21:42Rodriguez is knocked out.
00:21:44He's gonna kill him.
00:21:46And then he'll never get his hands on Del Rio.
00:21:58Hey, Alberto, I know you can still hear me.
00:22:00I know you're somewhere still close by.
00:22:02You're running out there in the parking lot.
00:22:04You might as well run your ass
00:22:06down to Washington, D.C.
00:22:08because this Sunday
00:22:10at Capital Punishment
00:22:12you're gonna face none other
00:22:14than The Big Show.
00:22:18And if you think
00:22:20getting hit by a car was a son of a bitch,
00:22:22it ain't gonna mean nothing
00:22:24compared to getting hit by that man's fist.
00:22:26And that's the bottom line.
00:22:28Custom cold
00:22:30sets on.
00:22:34What? That's not fair.
00:22:36Of course it's fair.
00:22:38Big Show's gonna beat the hell out of Del Rio.
00:22:40Well, maybe it'll be an accident.
00:22:44Man, Big Show...
00:22:56This kid needs some help right now.
00:23:10Ladies and gentlemen, it is
00:23:12WWE All-Star Night on Monday Night Raw.
00:23:14The Viper is back
00:23:16for one night only.
00:23:18The world champion has a declaration to make.
00:23:20Randy Orton is
00:23:22live tonight as WWE
00:23:24All-Star Night rolls on.
00:23:30Moments ago as Alberto Del Rio fled
00:23:32the wrath of The Big Show, the world's
00:23:34largest athlete would then have to
00:23:36take out his frustrations on Del Rio's
00:23:38personal ring announcer,
00:23:40Ricardo Rodriguez. Del Rio is lucky here.
00:23:42Because if it wasn't for Rodriguez,
00:23:44he never would have gotten away.
00:23:46You're right about that. Rodriguez actually
00:23:48sacrificed himself, and I mean that
00:23:50in the worst possible way. Look at this
00:23:52clubbing, this beatdown
00:23:54that The Big Show gave to Rodriguez.
00:23:56Rodriguez was knocked out.
00:23:58Kane pulled The Big Show off of Rodriguez
00:24:00and during the break, Rodriguez
00:24:02was stretched out again.
00:24:04I don't think...
00:24:06I don't know if he's conscious yet.
00:24:08Well, this would be what Alberto Del Rio looks like Sunday
00:24:10when he's forced to face The Big Show at Capital Punishment.
00:24:12Well, I would imagine Alberto is watching
00:24:14that situation right there
00:24:16and is a little worried right now.
00:24:18Well, we're back live on Monday Night Raw. Members of the
00:24:20WWE All-Star are putting bags on their heads.
00:24:22It's Cody Rhodes who's out here.
00:24:24Rhodes, who had his face grossly
00:24:26disfigured at the hands of Rey Mysterio
00:24:28a few months ago, was forced to wear that hideous mask.
00:24:30And so I understand that Rhodes
00:24:32hands out these bags because
00:24:34WWE fans are more disfigured than he is?
00:24:36Yeah, that's the simple way to put it.
00:24:38But you're on the right track.
00:24:46And from Mexico City, Mexico
00:24:48weighing 196 pounds
00:24:50Sin Cara!
00:24:54The international
00:24:56high-flying superstar who
00:24:58well, King, I know you like
00:25:00a lot. Well, this is one of the
00:25:02most exciting young men to
00:25:04hit, and I mean hit the WWE
00:25:06Look at this! Oh, in a long
00:25:08long time!
00:25:10This is WWE All-Star
00:25:12Night on Monday Night Raw. This is a
00:25:14SmackDown All-Star
00:25:16Six-Man Tag Team Matchup.
00:25:18They're on one side of the ring. You see Ezekiel Jackson,
00:25:20Daniel Bryan, and Sin Cara
00:25:22set to take on Cody Rhodes,
00:25:24Wade Barrett, and Ted DiBiase.
00:25:26And it'll be
00:25:28Cody Rhodes starting things off against
00:25:30Sin Cara in this matchup here tonight.
00:25:32Rhodes and DiBiase have had their issues
00:25:34with Sin Cara and Daniel Bryan over on
00:25:36SmackDown. Oh, and
00:25:38look at Sin Cara starting this thing off
00:25:40with a kick
00:25:42and a beautiful
00:25:44elbow drop off that second rope.
00:25:46Think about Sin Cara, he will keep you off balance,
00:25:48makes the tag with the former United States champion
00:25:50Daniel Bryan. Bryan and
00:25:52Sin Cara seem to have formed a relationship
00:25:54based on mutual respect over the past
00:25:56few weeks. Well, and you and Cody
00:25:58seem to be hitting it off. I'm surprised he
00:26:00didn't bring one of those bags over here for you to wear.
00:26:02That'd be a good look for you, Cole.
00:26:04And look at Rhodes off the distraction by DiBiase.
00:26:06You know, Kelly, Kelly once told me that you were
00:26:08a two-bagger. What does that mean?
00:26:10Look at Cody Rhodes continuing the
00:26:12pressure on Daniel Bryan.
00:26:16Wrong corner for
00:26:20Daniel Bryan. And look at Rhodes.
00:26:22That's right. He's not. Tags in his buddy
00:26:24Ted DiBiase. Diva, he got a new
00:26:26relationship as well. Nice drop kick by
00:26:28DiBiase. You know,
00:26:30in all honesty, whoa.
00:26:32Cody Rhodes has always been ugly. You know he has.
00:26:34Well, Rhodes is attempting to help his
00:26:36old friend DiBiase revamp his image
00:26:38as the Intercontinental Champion
00:26:40Wade Barrett comes
00:26:42into the ring off the tag. I heard Cody Rhodes was so ugly
00:26:44as a baby, his mom had
00:26:46to make him breastfeed through a straw. Is that
00:26:48true? Wade Barrett?
00:26:50In the cover on one hand, and
00:26:52you're just full of fun tonight, aren't you?
00:26:54Cody Rhodes, come on.
00:26:56Bringing bags out here for our WWE fans
00:26:58to put on their heads, that's a little much.
00:27:00Wade Barrett was a member of the group called The Core
00:27:02over on Friday Night SmackDown, but as we saw
00:27:04this past Friday night, Heath Slater and Justin
00:27:06Gabriel have left the fold.
00:27:08The dissolution of The Core
00:27:10and while on Twitter
00:27:12at Wade Barrett, Barrett said
00:27:14quote, he's flying solo now. No more
00:27:16hangers on. An obvious reference
00:27:18to The Core's dissolution.
00:27:20I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought that
00:27:22would have been a wise move for Wade
00:27:24Barrett a long, long time ago.
00:27:26Wade Barrett!
00:27:28With authority!
00:27:30Will he be able to do that, however?
00:27:32To Ezekiel Jackson
00:27:34who he faces Sunday in Washington
00:27:36D.C. at Capital Punishment
00:27:38for the Intercontinental Championship.
00:27:44Cheap shot.
00:27:46Ezekiel Jackson was once
00:27:48a member of the group The Core.
00:27:50And Daniel Bryan
00:27:52up a kick to the skull, and here comes
00:27:54the big man!
00:27:56Ezekiel Jackson,
00:27:58a 305 pounder.
00:28:00Ezekiel Jackson told Wade Barrett
00:28:02you don't want none of me, and I think he was right.
00:28:08It's like getting hit by a train.
00:28:10And Ezekiel Jackson
00:28:12who is known for this, the
00:28:14succession of slams.
00:28:16And if he does this to Barrett Sunday, he could
00:28:18take the Intercontinental Championship.
00:28:20I remember Ezekiel Jackson actually slamming the big show.
00:28:22The personification
00:28:24of domination, as he calls himself.
00:28:26And now you know what's coming up.
00:28:28Gonna torture Wade Barrett here.
00:28:30With the Torture Rack!
00:28:32And Rhodes in deviancy.
00:28:38Right in the nick of time.
00:28:40What a power of Jackson!
00:28:42I was gonna say, I don't know why
00:28:44the bell hadn't rung. It looked like that.
00:28:46Look at this!
00:28:48Look at the strength!
00:28:50Daniel Bryan volunteering
00:28:52to help out!
00:28:54Well that's a new definition of teamwork.
00:28:58Daniel Bryan became a human projectile.
00:29:04Ezekiel Jackson
00:29:06makes the decision. Sin Cara
00:29:08after that cheap shot, he wants him some of Wade Barrett.
00:29:10Look at this! Cross body!
00:29:12Lateral thrust on Barrett!
00:29:14He got him! Sin Cara!
00:29:16Jackson and Bryan win!
00:29:18The winners of this match, the team of
00:29:20Daniel Bryan, Ezekiel
00:29:22Jackson, and Sin Cara!
00:29:26Big victory for those
00:29:28three men from Friday Night Smackdown.
00:29:34Here tonight
00:29:36Here tonight
00:29:38in an all-star edition
00:29:40of Monday Night Raw.
00:29:42How impressive is Jackson?
00:29:44You think he's gonna beat Barrett Sunday for the Intercontinental Championship?
00:29:46I wouldn't want to beat Wade Barrett
00:29:48at Capital Punishment.
00:29:54Well tonight
00:29:56we got going on Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:29:58version of Monday Night Raw.
00:30:00And that is not all! Check out what we still got coming!
00:30:02A Piper's Gift!
00:30:04With guests Alex Rowley and The Miz!
00:30:06The Rowley one's gonna ask some tough questions
00:30:08just six days before Capital Punishment.
00:30:10I'm wondering if Rowdy
00:30:12Rowdy Piper's gonna be able to keep peace between
00:30:14Rowley and Miz, or will all hell break loose?
00:30:16We're gonna find out tonight here on Raw!
00:30:22Did you actually like this guy? He comes out here and he
00:30:24kisses up the WWE Universe.
00:30:26Hey, hey, hey, we're back on the air.
00:30:28Oh, sorry, we are. We're back on Monday Night Raw
00:30:30and Hornswoggle's entertaining the
00:30:32WWE Universe. He's giving away some
00:30:34free t-shirts during the commercial break. Shoot one over here!
00:30:36And try to hit Cole in the face if you can.
00:30:38Why?
00:30:40Well, it'd be an improvement.
00:30:42Getting set for our next matchup here on Monday Night Raw.
00:30:44What a night it's been. Stone Cold Steve Austin is
00:30:46in charge.
00:30:48Big Show returned.
00:30:50Going after Humberto Del Rio
00:30:52and beating the heck out of Del Rio's
00:30:54personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez,
00:30:56still to come tonight.
00:30:58Shall set you free.
00:31:04Surprise, surprise, surprise!
00:31:08Well,
00:31:10doggies,
00:31:12Hornswoggle
00:31:14is out here shooting t-shirts
00:31:16to all the little
00:31:18jimmies!
00:31:22And the little jinnies!
00:31:26Now that
00:31:28looks like a big
00:31:30ball of fun!
00:31:34I like
00:31:36having fun!
00:31:40You mind if I try that?
00:31:42It looks like
00:31:44fun!
00:31:48You got nothing to be
00:31:50afraid of!
00:31:52Don't be scared of me,
00:31:54Hornswoggle!
00:31:56You see,
00:31:58I'm a good
00:32:00Artoon!
00:32:06You may not
00:32:08know this,
00:32:10but this Sunday,
00:32:12I'm going to
00:32:14beat John Cena
00:32:16and become
00:32:18the new
00:32:20WWE Champion!
00:32:26Don't boo me,
00:32:28you should be booing
00:32:30yourself!
00:32:32You see,
00:32:34John Cena
00:32:36is not going to stop me
00:32:38from getting what I want
00:32:40on Sunday,
00:32:42and neither
00:32:44are you!
00:33:02Look out!
00:33:04This is not good!
00:33:08Come on, Jim, let him go!
00:33:12Let him go!
00:33:14Come on!
00:33:16Let him go!
00:33:18Let him go!
00:33:20Let him go!
00:33:24Let him go!
00:33:26Let him go!
00:33:30I don't know if I trust him or not,
00:33:32but I'm going to try it.
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:40He kicked him right in the face!
00:33:46Hey, aren't you?
00:34:11Aren't you up here, you silly sound bit?
00:34:14Why don't you pick on someone your own size, huh?
00:34:18Why don't you pick on someone like this?
00:34:20Yeah, before you get to John Cena this Sunday,
00:34:26you got John Morrison right here tonight, and that's the bottom line.
00:34:34Oh, my God.
00:34:52Well, I guess John Morrison is gonna have to get some of this.
00:34:56Oh.
00:35:26As you just saw, ladies and gentlemen, Stone Cold Steve Austin, he is in charge tonight.
00:35:46He's the general manager, and while he's hard at work, before we went on the air,
00:35:50he made this matchup.
00:35:51The WWE Champion, John Cena, beats CM Punk.
00:35:55That's live tonight on Monday Night Raw.
00:35:57Gonna check on Hornswoggle.
00:36:01Well, we are back on Raw, and take a look at this.
00:36:03I mean, absolutely uncalled for.
00:36:06R-Truth with a boot right to the face of Hornswoggle, who was just out here during
00:36:11commercial break, entertaining the fans, giving away some t-shirts, and look what
00:36:15happens at the hands of R-Truth.
00:36:17You know what?
00:36:17Thank goodness Stone Cold made a match where John Morrison can get him some of R-Truth.
00:36:24Somebody's old side.
00:36:25Yeah, John Morrison, the man that R-Truth ambushed and
00:36:28caused a serious neck injury to last month, goes one on one tonight with R-Truth.
00:36:33As we get underway here tonight on Monday Night Raw with Sheamus versus Santino.
00:36:37Sheamus of Friday Night SmackDown, Santino, of course, of Monday Night Raw.
00:36:43Of course, this is WWE All-Star Night, hence the reason for a Raw versus SmackDown matchup.
00:36:48And anybody that's just tuning in, not familiar with these two superstars,
00:36:53Sheamus would be the 265-pound, red-headed, alabaster-white individual in the ring.
00:36:58Yeah, very physical and the first ever Irish-born WWE Champion, a two-time
00:37:03WWE Champion, in fact, and a King of the Ring.
00:37:08But could he just get a little tap?
00:37:09Sheamus loves to punish people.
00:37:11This past Friday night on SmackDown, he picked up a victory in a no-disqualification matchup
00:37:16against the World Champion, Randy Orton, thanks to some interference by Christian in that matchup.
00:37:22Well, Sheamus, former champion himself, I mean, this guy's got all the credentials.
00:37:26Look at Sheamus looking to put Santino away.
00:37:28He powers out.
00:37:29Made a believer out of me a long time ago.
00:37:33He's very barbaric in his ways in the ring, as you can see here.
00:37:37Man, trying to do Santino's head off here.
00:37:40Loves to torture his opponent and wear his opponent's down.
00:37:44And Santino, he's still got fighting him.
00:37:52Former Intercontinental Champion in his own right.
00:37:59Santino sometimes, uh-oh, wait a minute.
00:38:03Sometimes Santino will just take all he can take,
00:38:07then he kind of goes into that trance-like look and he unloads.
00:38:12Oh, nice move by Santino.
00:38:16Well, here's the split, and Santino, well, for a moment, was bringing it to Sheamus.
00:38:27Oh, no, Santino's in a lot of trouble right now.
00:38:29Oh, look at this.
00:38:32Santino.
00:38:32He got him that time.
00:38:35Santino is, oh, wait a minute, Michael, look at this.
00:38:39Look at this.
00:38:41It's the Cobra.
00:38:43No, he's not going to use the Cobra.
00:38:47Santino's going to do it.
00:38:49Santino's going to do it.
00:38:50Oh, and a knee to the skull breaks up the near fall.
00:38:55There's a boot kick.
00:38:56Oh, I thought we were going to witness a miracle, but I guess not.
00:39:01Oh, the boot to the side of the head of Santino.
00:39:05Look at, look at Sheamus.
00:39:09Oh, a submission maneuver.
00:39:11It's the Cloverleaf as you see Santino tapping out there.
00:39:15I don't think I've ever seen Sheamus use a submission maneuver before.
00:39:18The winner of this match is the result of a submission, Sheamus.
00:39:24But very effective.
00:39:26Looks exactly like a Cloverleaf.
00:39:28Sheamus victorious, making Santino tap out, but we talked about Sheamus,
00:39:33how barbaric it physically is.
00:39:35Here's another example.
00:39:36Check out this boot to the side of the head of Santino.
00:39:39Oh, man.
00:39:41That's lights out for you right there.
00:39:44Ladies and gentlemen, right now, we've got a very special sneak peek for you
00:39:48of USA's new original series Suits, premiering Thursday, June 23rd at 10,
00:39:549 central, right here on the USA Network.
00:39:57Check out Suits.
00:39:58Yeah, I can't wait for Suits, but right now, we don't have to wait any longer.
00:40:03The Viper returns to Raw.
00:40:05Hey, I gotta wonder, is he gonna address what happened on SmackDown last Friday with Christian?
00:40:10We're gonna find out.
00:40:11Randy Orton's here next.
00:40:23So
00:40:53I can beat you, Randy, I know it.
00:41:06I can beat you.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:39Ladies and gentlemen, it is WWE All-Star Night here live on Monday Night Raw.
00:41:44Hence the reason the World Heavyweight Champion from SmackDown, Randy Orton, is here.
00:41:53I wanna take you back to this past Friday night on SmackDown.
00:41:57In addition to what you just saw, this past Friday night, it was Randy Orton versus Sheamus,
00:42:02and a no disqualification matchup.
00:42:04It was physical.
00:42:05It appeared Randy Orton, the Viper, was closing in on a victory when Christian would strike again.
00:42:10And remember, this was no disqualification stipulation.
00:42:14That didn't work.
00:42:15Christian planned bail.
00:42:18But unfortunately, Christian was not done.
00:42:21Yeah, Christian almost deja vu from the week before.
00:42:24Off the RKO to Sheamus by Randy Orton.
00:42:27Christian with the world title again off the skull of Randy Orton,
00:42:31allowing Sheamus to pick up the victory.
00:42:37So Randy Orton simmering, ladies and gentlemen, about to explode.
00:42:41And he has had enough.
00:42:42And he looks to settle the score Sunday in Washington, D.C.
00:42:47That's right.
00:42:47And capital punishment for the World Heavyweight Championship,
00:42:52it will be Randy Orton one-on-one with Christian.
00:42:56And of course, Christian's so bitter.
00:42:59He lost the World Heavyweight Championship just five days after he won it for the first time in 15 years.
00:43:06He blamed the WWE Universe.
00:43:08He blamed the general manager, Theodore Long,
00:43:10for putting him into that matchup against Randy Orton just five nights later.
00:43:13Christian is not.
00:43:14Well, he wants his championship back.
00:43:16It could happen come Sunday.
00:43:18Oh, it could happen.
00:43:19All right.
00:43:47This is Monday Night Raw.
00:43:48We are live, ladies and gentlemen, on Long Island.
00:43:50As I was saying,
00:43:55live TV is awesome.
00:44:00My name is Randy Orton.
00:44:10Now, I know I haven't been gone too long,
00:44:13but all the same,
00:44:15it feels damn good to be back on Monday Night Raw.
00:44:23But all the same,
00:44:24it feels damn good to be back on Monday Night Raw.
00:44:33Now, you would think,
00:44:34you would think,
00:44:35you would think that I would feel satisfied.
00:44:42I'm World Heavyweight Champion.
00:44:46I have the opportunity to cause Christian an incredible amount of pain this Sunday,
00:44:53a capital punishment.
00:44:58But believe it or not,
00:45:00I am not satisfied.
00:45:05I'm not satisfied because I know that Christian is in this building.
00:45:15So, Christian,
00:45:18please, please come to this ring.
00:45:21I promise that I just want to talk.
00:45:28I promise I won't hurt you.
00:45:30I promise I won't stick you with an RKO or punch you in the skull.
00:45:34All I want to do, Christian,
00:45:37is talk.
00:45:46But, oh, where's Christian?
00:45:56All right, all right, all right.
00:45:58You know what, Christian?
00:45:58You got me.
00:45:59You got me.
00:46:00I was lying.
00:46:02First chance I get, I will hurt you.
00:46:07Now, be a man and don't make me come back there and find you myself.
00:46:15Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy.
00:46:26It's no fun standing out there being embarrassed week after week after week now, is it?
00:46:33Look at you, Randy.
00:46:34I can tell you're angry, though.
00:46:36You're always so angry.
00:46:38Why are you, of all people, angry, Randy?
00:46:40I don't get that.
00:46:40You were practically born into the WWE.
00:46:44I mean, talk about a silver spoon.
00:46:45Your entire career has been handed to you on a silver platter.
00:46:50Me, on the other hand, me, I've had to scratch, claw,
00:46:55and fight for every single thing that I've earned here in the WWE.
00:47:01It's called hard work, Randy.
00:47:02Something you and these idiots in Long Island would know nothing about.
00:47:11You want me to come out there, Randy?
00:47:13Well, why don't we do it like we do on SmackDown?
00:47:15Why don't we take a little poll of the audience?
00:47:17How many people out there would like to see me come out and face Randy Orton right now?
00:47:35I'm really sorry, but you people must have confused me that,
00:47:38you must have confused me with somebody that actually cares about what you want.
00:47:43I'm not coming out there, Randy.
00:47:45That's too bad.
00:47:47That's too bad.
00:47:48That's too bad, Christian.
00:47:49You know what?
00:47:50It's a shame that Edge isn't here anymore.
00:47:53He could carry you to the ring.
00:47:54You know, he's been carrying you 17 years.
00:47:56What's one more day?
00:48:05You want me to come out there, Randy?
00:48:08You want me to come out there that bad?
00:48:12Fine.
00:48:17Well, Christian apparently making his way to the arena here, ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:22in Nassau Coliseum.
00:48:23And that's really where it all started, King.
00:48:25The pride of Christian.
00:48:26The fact that he won the World Heavyweight Championship,
00:48:28but he was forced into a match five days later because of a poll
00:48:32of the WWE Universe conducted by the SmackDown General Manager, Deidre Long.
00:48:36I know all that.
00:48:36Christian may be making the biggest mistake of his life, walking out here right now.
00:48:40At six nights, he faces Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Championship
00:48:45and capital punishment.
00:48:46But tonight, Christian and Randy Orton looking to settle the score.
00:48:53Randy Orton.
00:48:55Well, the Viper is now taking his eyes off Christian.
00:48:58Christian, a man of his word.
00:49:00This is going to be good.
00:49:01Here we go.
00:49:02Christian and Orton going to get it on here on Raw.
00:49:06Oh, looks like Christian might be having second thoughts.
00:49:29Security.
00:49:30Security is, uh, trying to prevent Orton from getting to Christian.
00:49:36I have an email from the anonymous Raw General Manager.
00:49:49And I quote,
00:49:51while I have placed Stone Cold Steve Austin in charge of tonight's show,
00:49:57I have to use a judgment call and get involved here.
00:50:02Last Friday night on SmackDown,
00:50:05Randy, you were hit square in the skull with the World Heavyweight Championship
00:50:11for a second week in a row by Christian.
00:50:16You and I know that you have a concussion.
00:50:21All indications are that you will compete Sunday,
00:50:28but not tonight.
00:50:30I cannot let you face Christian or anyone else tonight.
00:50:38If you were to be seriously injured, I would be held liable.
00:50:44Therefore, I suggest you leave the arena right now
00:50:50and wait to get your hands on Christian when you defend the World Championship on Sunday.
00:51:00Randy, Randy, Randy.
00:51:06Randy, if you don't comply, I will have no alternative
00:51:12but to strip you of the World Heavyweight Championship.
00:51:29Randy, don't do it.
00:51:59Randy Orton has got to get his priorities in line here.
00:52:06He cannot let himself be stripped of the World Heavyweight Championship by the General Manager.
00:52:15Just with a concussion, it's probably best that Orton does not compete against that man Christian
00:52:20here tonight. Christian, Christian, son, you just got out of an ass whooping from Randy Orton,
00:52:28but he ain't going to ride off into the sunset that easy.
00:52:32This is Stone Cold's Raw. I'm making the rules. I'm laying down the law.
00:52:37So you got to match next with the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio.
00:52:45Christian versus Rey Mysterio. Yeah, what an all-star night with Stone Cold in charge
00:52:54on Monday Night Raw. It's next.
00:52:58Well, we're back live on Monday Night Raw. It is WWE All-Star Night, so
00:53:03what's up, Booker? Look who's joining us here at commentary, my good friend from
00:53:08Friday Night Smackdown, Booker T, out here with us tonight. He's the one friend you have. What's
00:53:13going on, guys? That's Booker. He's a real good friend of mine. I wasn't about to miss this for
00:53:17the world, man. I had to get me a piece of this action, dog. I can't wait. I want to hear all
00:53:21about the 86 you shot in golf, but nonetheless, let's get ready for Christian versus Mysterio
00:53:26here tonight.
00:53:57From San Diego, California, weighing 175 pounds, Rey Mysterio.
00:54:06Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has been a very newsworthy night. Just coming down the pipe,
00:54:10another matchup made for capital punishment this Sunday in Washington, DC.
00:54:15Oh, you got that right. Rey Mysterio going to get it on with CM Punk and Booker.
00:54:21How bad do these two guys want each other? Can't wait to see that. We've got a lot of
00:54:25interest in that match right there. Rey Mysterio, top dog right here, man.
00:54:30I have a lot of interest in the matchup that is about to take place,
00:54:33made by our, well, guest general manager for the evening moments ago, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:54:39Two former world champions in this matchup, Mysterio versus Christian.
00:54:43Booker, you had to see the vibe for Randy Orton come out here. He knew he had a concussion,
00:54:48but he came out, he wanted some of Christian anyway.
00:54:50I'll tell you right now, Randy Orton is a man on a mission as far as Christian goes.
00:54:55Christian has done perhaps the worst thing he possibly could do, and that's ticked Randy Orton
00:55:01off. Yeah, but Booker, and you've been following this Christian story. I mean, doesn't Christian
00:55:05have a beef? I mean, he has a right to be bitter. He has a right to be upset over the fact that he
00:55:09had to defend the World Heavyweight Championship five nights after he won it in a ladder match.
00:55:13Totally agree with you on that right there, Cole. That's probably one of the first times
00:55:16something like that ever happened. You know, a champion after how many years Christian was
00:55:20going for that thing? 17 years? I mean, he finally captured five nights later, got to get up there
00:55:25and defend it. Come on, man. As for Rey Mysterio, King, we've seen that rivalry between Mysterio
00:55:32and Punk really reach a high level the past couple of weeks. Well, Rey Mysterio, he talked
00:55:36about people on a mission. Oh my gosh. That there, the magic of Rey Mysterio and Christian
00:55:44cuts off the 619. You see Christian went head first into the bottom rope.
00:55:52Come on, man. Those ropes can take an ear off, can't they, Booker? I'm telling you, man. Right
00:55:55now, I actually saw that happen before in my career, but I'm going to tell you something.
00:55:59In this matchup right here, Rey Mysterio is catching Christian at the right time.
00:56:03Totally can't be focused going into this match. Watch this, guys. You'll see Christian go
00:56:09right into that rope. And Christian continuing to punish Rey Mysterio here. I sort of like what
00:56:17Christian's been doing to Randy Orton, however, the past couple of weeks, and I think we saw an
00:56:22example of it tonight. I think Christian is in Randy Orton's head, Booker, heading into the
00:56:27title match Sunday. I'll tell you, that's what Christian is banking on going into Sunday night,
00:56:31playing mind games with Randy Orton. Question is, is it going to work? Well, I'll tell you how
00:56:36Christian got into Randy Orton's head. Wow! With that championship he kept hitting Randy with.
00:56:41Man! Well, Christian making a case for why he should be world champion. Can Mysterio get back
00:56:47in it on this All-Star Night on Monday Night Raw? Rey's hurt. It is WWE All-Star Night here on
00:56:55Monday Night Raw. Christian versus Rey Mysterio in a matchup set up by our guest general manager
00:56:59this evening, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler at ringside, joined by SmackDown
00:57:05commentator, Booker T. This has been a heck of a matchup so far. Oh, man! Once again, Rey face first.
00:57:16As we've been talking all night, Christian getting set for his
00:57:19world heavyweight. Oh, and Christian, wait a minute.
00:57:36I mean, Christian knows the rules. If anybody knows the rules, it's Christian.
00:57:41And I believe that Christian is not done taking out his frustrations here on Mysterio.
00:57:49Oh, this is uncalled for. The match is over. Christian's been disqualified. Rey's
00:57:55technically the winner. And Mysterio fighting back as well.
00:58:05This is not going to be good. Nice move by Rey. Christian catapulted and backdropped.
00:58:20CM Punk, that's Mysterio's opponent Sunday. And Mysterio takes out Punk.
00:58:26Oh, now Mysterio, Mysterio in trouble. Press to the new nexus.
00:58:34This is not good. And meanwhile, Christian uses the distraction to try to get Mysterio.
00:58:44But what's Rey going to do? Well, he knocks off.
00:58:49Come on, Rey is fighting a hell of a fight right here, but there's just too many of them out here.
00:58:54Yeah, McGillicuddy and Otunga and Mason Ryan and CM Punk. And Mason Ryan intercepting Mysterio.
00:59:07It is 300 pound monster from Wales. Punishing Mysterio.
00:59:13Look at this big guy. He's ripping Rey Mysterio like a rag dog.
00:59:19Just manhandling Rey. That was a message sent to Mysterio by Punk for Sunday.
00:59:27This is bad. Ryan just threw Rey Mysterio just right back into the ring. They're awaiting Christian.
00:59:40We'll see CM Punk later tonight against the WWE champion John Cena.
00:59:45But right now, Christian like a vulture. Come on, just let it be. I mean,
00:59:50Christian has totally flipped the script as of late. Just let it be, Christian.
00:59:57Looking to prey on the remains of Rey Mysterio. Come on. Kill switch.
01:00:04Just turned to light out on Rey Mysterio.
01:00:08Christian is very confident. Christian believes that Sunday at Capitol Punishment, Washington,
01:00:13D.C., he will begin a second reign as the World Heavyweight Champion.
01:00:21And if you just tuned in, what a night it's been on Monday Night Raw.
01:00:26Are you right about that? Look at the rattlesnake. Stone Cold Steve Austin is in charge
01:00:32tonight on WWE All-Star Night on Raw. A three-hour spectacle
01:00:37featuring the top superstars from Raw and SmackDown. And Stone Cold's in charge.
01:00:47Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:00:49Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:00:51Look at you. Excuse me.
01:01:03What do you want? Did you not see I was on the phone?
01:01:09Hi, Steve. How are you? Since you are in charge tonight, I was wondering if you would grant my
01:01:17client Dolph a United States Championship match against Kofi Kingston this Sunday.
01:01:23The United States match against Kofi Kingston this Sunday.
01:01:31Yeah, I like what you've been doing in the ring, kid. All right, you got your match.
01:01:38But there's one catch.
01:01:39If I'm going to grant this match, then you need to drop Vickie as your consultant, manager,
01:01:46whatever she is. What?
01:01:48She needs to drop you. That's impossible. This is my guy.
01:01:54I have brought him to the top. You brought him to the top.
01:01:56This is my project. He's your project.
01:01:58Does she bring you to the top? Are you her project?
01:02:02No. Get a look at me.
01:02:04If anybody knows how to get to the top, it's me. You know, when I came in here as the ringmaster,
01:02:14I had Ted DiBiase as my manager. Now, he's a Hall of Famer, no doubt.
01:02:19You ain't quite in the Hall of Fame category yet. My point is, let me talk to him.
01:02:25You want this match or not? Everybody in the WWE universe knows that you've got to be able to do
01:02:32this on your own. You're going to depend on her every time you go to that ring.
01:02:37Do you want this match or not? All right, all right. I'll drop her.
01:02:40I'll drop her. Are you kidding me?
01:02:41You got the match. You got it.
01:02:43This is not fair. This is my guy.
01:02:55Relax, guys. I was just having a little fun with you.
01:02:58I already made a match earlier today. Y'all have a good one.
01:03:03Oh, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Just having a little fun.
01:03:08Vickie just almost had a nervous breakdown.
01:03:12Well, ladies and gentlemen, a frantic R-Truth ambush put his former friend John Morrison out
01:03:18of action with a neck injury. Tonight, Morrison is back and ready to retaliate.
01:03:24By orders of Stone Cold Steve Austin, it's Morrison versus Truth tonight, and it's next,
01:03:29live on Raw.
01:03:46Oh, what a night on Raw. It's all-star night.
01:03:49Stone Cold Steve Austin is large and in charge still to come this match that he made.
01:03:54The WWE Champion collides with the leader of the new Nexus. That's right.
01:03:57John Cena will take on CM Punk, still to come here tonight on Raw.
01:04:02Man, I cannot wait for this. I know, man.
01:04:04I'm excited. The Truth shall set you free.
01:04:13Now, there he is, ladies and gentlemen.
01:04:14This is my man, Cedric Woodpaw, making his way to the ring from Charlotte, North Carolina,
01:04:19weighing 235 pounds, R-Truth.
01:04:24Well, R-Truth and John Morrison used to be best of friends,
01:04:27but with R-Truth's change in attitude, he alienated those friends.
01:04:30One night, Morrison goaded Truth into putting his number one contendership on the line,
01:04:35and he beat him. And that's when R-Truth absolutely snapped.
01:04:40Oh, you're right. A savage attack from behind, I might add, as you're going to see here.
01:04:44And the beatdown continued. R-Truth, I mean, it was like, as you said, Michael, he snapped.
01:04:51And he just destroyed John Morrison. And when you thought it was all over,
01:04:55when you thought that R-Truth had done all he could do, he came back.
01:04:59And watch this move. Oh, the steel. Oh, ramp.
01:05:02And that is what injured the shoulder of John Morrison, causing John Morrison to have surgery.
01:05:06But Morrison's back for tonight. What about what R-Truth did to Cornswoggle earlier on tonight?
01:05:11I don't see how R-Truth can even show his face out here.
01:05:14How do you pick on a beat up woman? It is a woman from Los Angeles, California,
01:05:22weighing 224 pounds, John Morrison. Well, John Morrison ready to take on R-Truth
01:05:30here tonight. And I bet he, John Morrison, cannot wait to get his hands on this man.
01:05:34Truth costing him about six weeks with that shoulder injury. Six weeks of action, Jerry.
01:05:40R-Truth better be talking to himself in just a minute. He's going to be talking to
01:05:45John Morrison. He may be begging, may be pleading for Morrison to let up on him.
01:05:51I'll tell you right now, Truth will look like he's ready. Let me tell you something about R-Truth.
01:05:54I've never seen Truth more dangerous than he is right now.
01:05:57But he ain't right, is he? He definitely ain't right.
01:06:05We know John Morrison is here. We saw him earlier tonight
01:06:08with our guest gentleman here, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
01:06:15Oh, here we go. I think unstable is one of the ways that we like to describe R-Truth.
01:06:23Unstable? He was off his rocker. Well, this is going to make R-Truth even more unstable.
01:06:28Typical John Morrison here, grandstanding, making R-Truth wait for his arrival.
01:06:33What's your take on it, Michael?
01:06:41What's up, John Morrison?
01:06:46You see, on the Triton, you was acting like you was really bad.
01:06:50Where I'm from, if you act bad, you better be bad.
01:06:54If you're scared, say you're scared. I'm scared of myself.
01:07:13Let's go, John Morrison. Let's fight. That's what you came for. Let's fight right now.
01:07:19He's confident. Yeah. I don't understand why Morrison's not out here.
01:07:28You know what? If you won't come to me, how about I bring the fight to you?
01:07:37I just don't understand why John Morrison is out here. We saw what R-Truth did to Morrison.
01:07:42If you're going to come run your mouth like you're bad, come do something about it.
01:07:47Don't run and hide from me.
01:07:50R-Truth early on out here, you know, pushing around, kicking in the face.
01:07:54Poor little hornswoggle. And now he's confronted with having to face John Morrison.
01:07:59But where's Morrison? That's what I don't understand, Booker.
01:08:02We saw what R-Truth did to Morrison earlier on. I mean, damaging his neck.
01:08:06Let me tell you, I know John Morrison got a whole lot of receipts he want to cash in.
01:08:10And I can't even imagine why he's not out here right now.
01:08:12Where you at, John? Where you at? You came here to fight? Let's fight. I'm all about that.
01:08:32Why, look at what we have here, folks. Shazam!
01:08:39Looks like little Jimmy got Johnny. Let's go check it out.
01:08:47Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
01:08:52John!
01:08:56All the little Jimmies came to see a great match.
01:09:01Your neck hurting? I guess they're not going to get to see the match now.
01:09:06They will never get to see the match.
01:09:14At least you can say you got got by the future WWE champ. Get your hands off me!
01:09:36Hey! Are you crazy? Get out of here! Enough! Enough! That's it!
01:09:54John, stay still. Stay still. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't call the paramedics.
01:10:00Relax, don't move your neck. Come on, let's go get the paramedics now.
01:10:05Come on. Take that, little Jimmy!
01:10:36I am perfection!
01:10:40What about Stone Cold Steve Austin early on? He really had Vickie and Dolph going. She almost had a heart attack.
01:10:53Vickie Guerrero, from Hollywood, Florida, weighing 223 pounds.
01:11:00And that's why Vickie Guerrero is angry with the team because of what Stone Cold Steve
01:11:03Austin did earlier on, driving a wedge between these two. And I don't think that's fair. Austin
01:11:07should mind his own business. Man, Dolph Ziggler almost had to give him more than his mullet. He
01:11:12almost had to give him his woman. Well, ladies and gentlemen, right now, a special look at the
01:11:16man who's in action, the exciting Dolph Ziggler. Please help me welcome the future of the WWE!
01:11:30The new and improved Dolph Ziggler!
01:11:36It looks like I got your attention.
01:11:41Dolph Ziggler has reinvented himself here on Monday nights. Much more aggressive,
01:11:46much more vicious. And obviously the most talented superstar in the ring right now.
01:11:52Sleeper hold!
01:11:58Dolph Ziggler, certainly a game changer here. I care about winning and being champion.
01:12:06And I get what I want.
01:12:10Dolph Ziggler, the future of Monday Night Raw.
01:12:16Well, Dolph Ziggler, I think that was your voice that said he's the future
01:12:20of Monday Night Raw, right Cole? You don't believe that? No, I don't believe it.
01:12:24I mean, he's good. I'll give the WWE jackpot.
01:12:26From Fargo, Oklahoma, weighing 263 pounds, the All-American American, Jack Swagger!
01:12:35Jack Swagger sent the team with Dolph Ziggler here tonight on WWE All-Star Night.
01:12:42And tonight Raw is presented by Duke Nukem Forever, in stores June 14th,
01:12:50rated M for mature. That's not all, it's also presented by Skittles. Oh yeah, wrestle the
01:12:56rainbow, taste the rainbow. And presented by Warner Brothers Pictures Green Lantern
01:13:01in theaters Friday. Can't wait for that. And presented by Castrol GTX, re-engineered with
01:13:08Tri-Shield technology. Well, last week on Raw, Booker, Jack Swagger wanted nothing to do with
01:13:12you. You know, I'm gonna hold that thought. But don't let it go. And the winner, weighing 183
01:13:20pounds, Evan Airborne! And Jack Swagger not happy with Evan, who week after week after week has
01:13:32embarrassed Jack Swagger. In fact, last week, Evan Bourne did the spinaroonie with you, Book.
01:13:37It was beautiful. It was a beautiful thing.
01:13:40I love you.
01:13:42I am Sheldon.
01:13:47I am Bryan.
01:13:49And it's Zacky Parker from Ghana, West Africa, weighing 221 pounds, and he is a United States Champion,
01:13:57Kofi Kingston!
01:13:59And ladies and gentlemen, as we learned earlier tonight, our general manager.