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00:00Anywhere and everywhere, the savage forces of General Warhawk threaten the peace-loving
00:27people of the world.
00:29There's only one man to call.
00:31Get me Rambo.
00:38From the canyons of skyscrapers to the canyons of remote mountain peaks,
00:42Liberty's champion is unstoppable.
00:46Rambo, helped by the mechanical genius known as Turbo
00:51and the master of disguises named Cat,
00:54the honor-bound protector of the innocent.
00:56Rambo, the Force of Freedom.
01:27Holy cow! That take-off is unbelievable.
01:32You ain't seen nothing yet, Colonel Trautman.
01:36Scramble remote-controlled F-4s.
01:56I've never seen anything like it.
02:07No one has, General Foster.
02:09As I said at the Pentagon, the XK-7 can outmaneuver and out-shoot anything that flies.
02:15And sure, gentlemen, it's a one-man air force.
02:18Thank heaven it's ours.
02:20Go to silent running.
02:28Turk, Mace, Grenade, go that way.
02:31The rest of you follow me.
02:49What? Where'd you come from?
02:52Turk, Grenade, open the doors.
02:54The rest of you keep watch.
03:05You and me were made for each other, sweetheart.
03:08Hey, stop!
03:38Go, go, go!
04:08Nice going, Rambo.
04:31Thank the jeep and my seatbelts, not me.
04:34This baby could follow a mountain goat across the Alps.
04:37I believe it, but nobody could drive it like you do.
04:41Rambo.
04:42Excuse me, guy. Duty calls.
04:45What's the problem with the elk?
04:47They're eating the farmer's alfalfa.
04:49Department of Fish and Game is airlifting them to another range.
04:53But you didn't fly out from the Pentagon to learn about Thule Elk.
04:57What's your problem?
04:59Your old Special Forces buddy, Mike Flynn, has ripped off the Air Force's latest top-secret fighter.
05:04So Mike did turn renegade.
05:07Yeah.
05:08And I want you to find him and get the XK-7 back before he sells it to some rebel government.
05:14You got it, Colonel.
05:19Mike Flynn don't hang out here anymore, Rambo.
05:22Why you looking for him, anyway?
05:25That's my business, Jake.
05:27Take a hike, government man, before we make it our business.
05:30I'm no government man, Turk.
05:32I'm just an American helping my country.
05:38Okay.
05:42What's the matter, Rambo? Ain't you man enough to fight?
05:46Fighting doesn't make you a man, grenade.
05:48Especially in your case.
05:58When you see Flynn, tell him I want to talk.
06:02Sure thing, Rambo.
06:07Same old invincible Rambo.
06:37Move out, Sergeant.
06:51What is this, World War 3?
07:01Quick, back to the mine!
07:08General Warhawk.
07:09Enemy fighters, sir. One o'clock.
07:21Where's that maniac, Flynn?
07:23On their tail, sir.
07:31We've got to get out of here!
07:38Good-bye, Zamboni Air Force.
07:41River, let the mine know we're here.
07:45Yes, General.
08:08General, look!
08:12Welcome to the diamond business, Sergeant Havoc.
08:20The worst has happened, Rambo.
08:22Mike Flynn sold the XK-7 to General Warhawk.
08:26That makes him a major power.
08:30Exactly.
08:32With the doomsday machine, Warhawk can take over any of the African nations.
08:37You think that's his game plan?
08:40Exactly.
08:42He's already captured the world's largest diamond mine in Zamboni.
08:45The devil only knows what's next.
08:47You want me to steal back the XK-7 and kick Warhawk's rear to the hyenas, is that it?
08:53Exactly.
09:08Boy, it's sure great to be back in Africa.
09:11I used to guide camera safaris around here.
09:20We're coming up on the village now.
09:22The Zulus call it a crawl.
09:25Hang on, guys. I'm going to try to land this bucket of bolts somewhere.
09:38Shaka!
09:43It's so good to see you again.
09:46You too, Indlukazi.
09:48Indler what?
09:50Indlukazi. It's a... a term of respect.
09:54Yeah, sure. But what's it mean?
09:57Um...
09:58Great...
10:00...beauty...
10:01...and...
10:03...love.
10:04Um...
10:05Great...
10:07...female elephant.
10:08A great female elephant.
10:12Okay, knock it off, you guys.
10:15Or I'll tell Shaka here to lose you on the trail tomorrow.
10:18Oh, just ignore those clowns, chief.
10:21You and I have a lot of gossip to catch up on.
10:25Great female elephant.
10:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:30I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu!
10:34I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu!
10:39I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu! I'm a Zulu!
10:41What are they chatting, Shaka?
10:43They say Zulus are people of the heavens.
10:46Usutu! Usutu! Usutu! Usutu! Usutu!
10:52I'm sure glad it's only a ceremonial exhibition.
10:54Otherwise, we're talking major panic time here.
10:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:00Bayetti! Bayetti!
11:02They're just saluting us.
11:04Bayetti! Bayetti! Bayetti!
11:08Bayetti!
11:22Rest, old one. I will dig enough for both of us.
11:26Get back to work! Both of you!
11:29Leave the old one alone. He's too tired to work.
11:32Why, you insolent punk! I'll teach you to argue with me!
11:39Listen to me, all of you.
11:41Throw down your shovels. We are workers, not slaves.
12:09We are not getting enough diamonds.
12:12The men must work longer hours.
12:15But, General, already they are working around the clock.
12:19Then make them work faster.
12:22This joker tried to start a strike. What should I do with him?
12:26Take him out into the bush and leave him for the lions.
12:32There's something very special about elephants.
12:35Zulus believe they are the roots of heaven.
12:38When the elephant is gone, man will face extinction.
12:44And speaking of man, where is everybody?
12:48Hiding?
12:51No. The Zimboli are not timid people.
12:54Maybe the General forced them to work in the diamond mine.
12:57Good guess, Rambo. You're right on the money.
13:02If you are part of this, Mike, you've sunk pretty low.
13:05Save the compliments, old buddy. I'm here to help you.
13:09I'm listening.
13:11Go home, Ace. You and your band of do-gooders can't beat the XK-7.
13:16We can try.
13:18Never give up. That's your answer?
13:21So long as there are elephants. Yeah.
13:25Elephants? What do you mean?
13:27A loser like you, Mike, wouldn't understand.
13:30Don't say I didn't warn you, Ace.
13:32Let's get out of here before they change their minds.
13:43Do you think we're safe yet?
13:45If I know Flynn, we're about as safe as those endangered species down there.
13:55See what I mean?
14:01Goodbye, Rambo.
14:16Oh, no! We're trapped!
14:22Run for it! Hold it!
14:26We can't run!
14:28We can't run! We gotta stop the fire before it reaches the animals!
14:32How are we gonna do that?
14:34Backfire the grass!
14:37You three start fires there, there, and there!
14:41I'll take care of the rest!
14:44If we set backfires in the path of the blaze,
14:46the main fire will run out of fuel to burn, and it'll die out.
15:14Look! There's Rambo!
15:16You guys okay?
15:18We're fine.
15:20Looks like you stopped the fire.
15:22I never doubted we would.
15:25Well, maybe, just for a second.
15:44Back off, Simba! Beat it!
15:52He'll be okay. He just needs rest.
15:54One of McQuaid's fathomies nearby.
15:57Sam McQuaid? I know him.
16:00He used to be a game warden.
16:02Neat old guy. Collects World War II relics.
16:05We'll take him there. Come on.
16:14I got it years ago from this yank.
16:17Does it fly?
16:19Sort of, old chap. It wobbles along a bit.
16:22Think you can make it do more than just wobble along?
16:26I can try.
16:27Mr. McQuaid, I need that plane.
16:30Let's go into your house, and I'll explain why.
16:43All right, old girl. Time you and me got acquainted.
16:46The good news is, none of the old machine guns work.
16:50Terrific. What's the bad news?
16:53It still wobbles when it flies.
16:55Any other confidence-builders?
16:58This'll deflect heat-seeking missiles.
17:01And I fixed the controls so you can fly manually or by remote control.
17:07All it needs now is a paint job.
17:10Well, look on the bright side, Rambo.
17:12In Africa, pink is good camouflage.
17:16She's right, old chap. Warthog will think you're a Flamingo.
17:43Time to release that heat shield.
17:52I hope this smoke screen works.
17:54It should fool Flynn into thinking I'm in trouble.
18:12Ah!
18:30Your history, Rambo.
18:32Not yet.
18:34Wait.
18:42I'll be back. Try not to get bored.
18:51What are you going to buy with your cut of the diamonds, Cripper?
18:55A solid gold one of these.
18:58Rambo.
19:05We got him, Sarge.
19:17We got Rambo. We got him.
19:21This remote control for the fighter was a great idea.
19:24Now to finish the job.
19:35So you got Rambo, hmm?
19:37Idiots! You couldn't get anyone.
20:04Good riddance.
20:13My people want to thank you, Rambo,
20:15by giving you these diamonds.
20:17You're welcome.
20:20You're welcome.
20:22You're welcome.
20:24You're welcome.
20:26You're welcome.
20:28You're welcome.
20:30You're welcome.
20:32You're welcome.
20:34This gift.
20:38Oh, isn't he adorable?
20:46Sure makes a great portable shower.
20:48Thanks, Ulandi.
20:50But we can't take an elephant on the plane.
20:52Keep him for us.
20:54And make sure there are always elephants.
21:04Hey!
21:34THE END