Drama Movie
Drama Movie
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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:12What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:17Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:29What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply
00:00:32it to your penniless self?
00:00:33And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:37All right, everybody get out!
00:00:40We got an important guest coming!
00:00:45You!
00:00:46You deaf?
00:00:47I said pack up and scram!
00:00:48I paid the stall fee already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate
00:00:55for today's losses.
00:00:57You want to say that again?
00:01:00You know who's visiting today?
00:01:03Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:06Ellen Musk?
00:01:07Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:10Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:14Really?
00:01:15Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?
00:01:20You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:24Coming to see you?
00:01:26All right, you know what, I'll play your game.
00:01:29If she does this so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:36Deal.
00:01:45Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:49Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:52Or else, you're fired.
00:02:13Prepare the limo.
00:02:14Miss Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:19Make it pop.
00:02:22Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:25Good, hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:40Ellen, I mean, Miss Musk, Ellen, I mean, I'm sorry that I,
00:02:47uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:50How's my boss bitch?
00:02:52Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:54So how do you, like?
00:02:57She's my boss.
00:02:59I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:07Well?
00:03:12No, no, no, I'm sorry for frightening your boss.
00:03:14No, I won't do it again.
00:03:16No, no, no.
00:03:18Alright, that's enough.
00:03:20We're not tyrants here.
00:03:28Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:38The Runaway Bride.
00:03:41You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta, and you were right.
00:03:53It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:55My clever bride.
00:03:57I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:06I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:08Dr. Wilson, Kevin Sterling's on the move.
00:04:10He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:12Atlanta? The game is afoot.
00:04:14I'm going.
00:04:16Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:18He can wait.
00:04:20I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:24Dr. Wilson!
00:04:32Gino Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:35Gino Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:38Kevin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:41Atlanta!
00:04:43Where is that?
00:04:45Whatever, prepare my warplanes.
00:04:47Those two are going after my fiancée.
00:04:50This is war.
00:05:05I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper,
00:05:07to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project,
00:05:09like you asked me to.
00:05:11Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:13This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:15That project is worth billions.
00:05:17He can finally take his company public.
00:05:19But, Angela,
00:05:21my boss,
00:05:23I don't understand why you do so much
00:05:25for him behind the scenes
00:05:27without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:31Without your backing,
00:05:33no offense,
00:05:35but he's nothing without you.
00:05:37Well, three years ago...
00:05:59You saved me.
00:06:03He saved me,
00:06:05and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:07I didn't want to reveal my true identity
00:06:09because I didn't want him to feel the pressure
00:06:11of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:13But now,
00:06:15with this contract,
00:06:17I feel like we'll be on more equal footing
00:06:19and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:21So that's why you have me
00:06:23secretly helping him.
00:06:25I'm sure he'll be moved
00:06:27when he finds out.
00:06:30But why work at the flea market?
00:06:33Are you...
00:06:35disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:37Well, these exotic spices
00:06:39are incredibly rare
00:06:41and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:43Plus, I get to make the best dishes
00:06:45for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:47You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:53Where the hell are you?
00:06:55Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:57Get home, stat!
00:06:59It's a big day today!
00:07:01That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol.
00:07:05She judges me because she thinks
00:07:07I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight
00:07:11when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:15You know, she even remembered our third-year anniversary.
00:07:23Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:27Hi, I'm home!
00:07:29I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:31Finally, you're back.
00:07:33Now sign the divorce papers!
00:07:37Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:43God! Don't call me Mom again.
00:07:45We're ending that relationship.
00:07:47Just look at you.
00:07:49Dirt all over.
00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:53You don't deserve my son.
00:07:55You're way below his league.
00:07:58I'm below his league?
00:08:00That's right.
00:08:02You are.
00:08:04Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow
00:08:06with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:08And then his company's going public.
00:08:12That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:14But you?
00:08:16You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:20Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:22And you...
00:08:24You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:28Like dirt...
00:08:30on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:34But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:38You're delusional.
00:08:40You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself
00:08:44to the real deal here?
00:08:48Resorting to lies.
00:08:50Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:52And who are you
00:08:54to come into my house
00:08:56when my family matters?
00:08:58You're nothing but a pathetic
00:09:00excuse for a wife.
00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:06Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:08Enough!
00:09:10Jared...
00:09:12I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:14But I am.
00:09:16Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:18Here's 500K.
00:09:20You'll never make this much
00:09:22as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers,
00:09:27take your check, and leave.
00:09:29Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:33I've done so much for you
00:09:35these past three years.
00:09:37Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:41Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:43Fine.
00:09:45Here's another 200,000.
00:09:47500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing.
00:09:51Hasn't even contributed
00:09:53to her grandchild.
00:09:55She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:57Is that really how much I'm worth
00:09:59to all of you?
00:10:01I took care of both of you
00:10:03these past three years.
00:10:05You think we can't just hire
00:10:07a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:09And she wouldn't embarrass us
00:10:11with that permanent stench?
00:10:13A hippie peddler
00:10:15becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:17What a joke.
00:10:19If you actually love my son,
00:10:22you'll sign the damn divorce papers
00:10:24already.
00:10:26And leave.
00:10:28You really think that Jared
00:10:30would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid
00:10:32without me, let alone taking
00:10:34the company public?
00:10:36I did everything
00:10:38for you, Jared.
00:10:40Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:46It's all
00:10:48my work.
00:10:50Baby, we're gonna be late
00:10:52for the auction if we keep letting
00:10:54this psycho
00:10:56stall us.
00:10:58You did say you would win me Princess Diana's
00:11:00tiara, didn't you?
00:11:02So,
00:11:04she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:06She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:10Fine.
00:11:12I'll sign it.
00:11:14But don't regret it.
00:11:16Regret?
00:11:20Do you know who I am?
00:11:22Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way
00:11:24into a married man's bed?
00:11:26I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:28Jared winning the bid
00:11:30on Mabel Plaza
00:11:32was because of my dad.
00:11:34Because he's business partners
00:11:36with Elon Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power
00:11:40that I have as an elite.
00:11:42You can't do shit
00:11:44because you're poor.
00:11:46Social stratum matters.
00:11:49Yeah, social stratum
00:11:51does matter.
00:11:53And the Coopers are beneath
00:11:55me. And you really
00:11:57think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta
00:11:59if it weren't for me?
00:12:01Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:03Now sign the papers
00:12:05and scram!
00:12:07Ah!
00:12:09You owe me.
00:12:11You dirty bitch.
00:12:13You sicken me.
00:12:15Ah!
00:12:19You hit me.
00:12:25Now sign the papers, take your check,
00:12:27and get the fuck out!
00:12:43I don't need your pity money.
00:12:45We're finished.
00:12:47You don't want the money?
00:12:49That's your loss.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies
00:12:53to me. But
00:12:55I would like my ring back.
00:13:05Have fun
00:13:07on your economy flight
00:13:09while I catch a ride on my private
00:13:11helicopter out of here.
00:13:15And I'm
00:13:17way out of your
00:13:19league.
00:13:23Isn't that
00:13:25the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:27It's worth
00:13:29tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:31Oh, it's probably
00:13:33just cheap glass.
00:13:35Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:37You're right. She could never afford
00:13:39anything so expensive.
00:13:41Congrats,
00:13:43Jared Boo Boo.
00:13:45I'm getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:47Oh!
00:13:49My dad says there's gonna be a secret
00:13:51big shot financial tycoon
00:13:53at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:55Bigger big shot than Ellen Musk?
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:59And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:03Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:11Uh,
00:14:21Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest
00:14:23man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting
00:14:25before the bidding. Vanderbilt?
00:14:27Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of
00:14:29our companies. Basically our employee.
00:14:31Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:14:33It's fine. You're still going to the summit
00:14:35tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:37That's exactly
00:14:40why I'm going.
00:15:02Angela Lockhart.
00:15:04I finally
00:15:06found you.
00:15:08Who is he?
00:15:10That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:12He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list,
00:15:14an early investor of crypto,
00:15:16CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:20And he's
00:15:22your fiancé.
00:15:24What?
00:15:26My fiancé?
00:15:28The one and only.
00:15:30So, after
00:15:32running away and leaving me single
00:15:34for three years,
00:15:37have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:39Babe?
00:15:47That tiara looks
00:15:49perfect on you.
00:15:53What is she
00:15:55doing here?
00:15:59You skank!
00:16:01My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already
00:16:03hooking up with another man?
00:16:05Divorced?
00:16:07That's right, so
00:16:09I guess this was never meant to be,
00:16:11Mr...
00:16:13Sterling. Devin
00:16:15Sterling.
00:16:17So she has to hide her marital status
00:16:19to find another man. Guess she's not
00:16:21just a forsaken woman,
00:16:23she's also a stinky, penniless
00:16:25whore.
00:16:27How dare
00:16:29you insult my boss like that?
00:16:31Who the fuck are you,
00:16:34bitch?
00:16:36Do you know who I am?
00:16:38They don't know who you are.
00:16:40You hide it well.
00:16:42X-Team!
00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:48Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:54Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta
00:16:56and then to New York.
00:16:58You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:04Mind if I
00:17:06borrow your men?
00:17:08Go ahead.
00:17:12Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:14Oh, you bitch!
00:17:16I'll have my son teach you
00:17:18a real lesson!
00:17:20I told you to leave us alone.
00:17:24A kiss
00:17:26as a reward, my lady.
00:17:28No.
00:17:34Uh,
00:17:36guest list is very
00:17:38distinguished tonight.
00:17:40You've got Bill Ford,
00:17:42Harvey Buffett, old money
00:17:44like me. Gentlemen,
00:17:46Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:48Pleased to meet you all. Your families
00:17:50all started empires after the Industrial
00:17:52Revolution. What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza
00:17:56project. It's worth billions
00:17:58of dollars. Congrats.
00:18:00You'll be next. Thank you.
00:18:02But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:18:04We deserve it. Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:06I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:08Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good
00:18:10relationship. So,
00:18:12thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:14Thank you, Mr. Manville.
00:18:16Now, we just have to
00:18:18impress Miss Musk's special guest
00:18:20of honor.
00:18:22I heard they're a very important
00:18:24and powerful guest. Even
00:18:26wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:28Now, if we can just secure
00:18:30a position with this big shot,
00:18:32we can feast for
00:18:34generations.
00:18:36I'll do
00:18:38my best.
00:18:42Excuse me.
00:18:44A second, gentlemen.
00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:50How did a hobo like you
00:18:52sneak in here? Me?
00:18:54A hobo? How did
00:18:56a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:58You sleep your way in?
00:19:00I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking
00:19:02me. Nothing will come of it,
00:19:04and it only sickens me further.
00:19:06Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:10This is your
00:19:12ex-husband?
00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:16Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:20Son,
00:19:32you have to avenge
00:19:34me and Kaylee. That wicked
00:19:36ex-wife of yours hired some thugs
00:19:38and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:40They even took
00:19:42Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:50You
00:19:54dare hurt
00:19:56my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:58Get
00:20:00your hands off of her!
00:20:04My lady.
00:20:20My queen.
00:20:32It's...
00:20:34It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game
00:20:38of poker yesterday.
00:20:40Who are these peasants?
00:20:42These seats are reserved for the
00:20:44Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:48You're disturbing
00:20:50the peace.
00:20:52Fuckers, you know
00:20:54who that is? That's Eric
00:20:56Vanderbilt. You have any idea how many
00:20:58generations of wealth he has? His
00:21:00ancestors built the railway and steamship
00:21:02empire of America.
00:21:04The Civil War would not have been won without his family's
00:21:06involvement. Vanderbilt.
00:21:08The father
00:21:10of that skank,
00:21:12Kaylee Vanderbilt.
00:21:14Who only knows how to crawl her way into a
00:21:16married man's bed.
00:21:18That? Only Vanderbilt
00:21:20family?
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:28God damn it! Stomach ache now?
00:21:34Whatever. Angela can handle
00:21:36herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:46How dare you
00:21:48call one of us low?
00:21:50I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett,
00:21:52the most important investor in the entire
00:21:54stock market.
00:21:56I can wipe you out
00:21:58with a simple pinky only.
00:22:00And I can wipe you out
00:22:02with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:04Not with me around.
00:22:06I, Bill Ford, and the entire
00:22:08Ford Auto Empire stand with these
00:22:10gentlemen.
00:22:12You're all just peasants compared to who I
00:22:14really am.
00:22:16You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:18We've had enough of your games.
00:22:20Security!
00:22:22Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:24Looks like the old guard's teaming up
00:22:26against you.
00:22:28But don't worry.
00:22:30You got new money here.
00:22:32I can handle
00:22:34myself, thank you.
00:22:36Yes, my queen.
00:22:38You're all despicable.
00:22:40An insult to your family name.
00:22:42An insult to your family names.
00:22:46Now,
00:22:48it's my turn to rule.
00:22:50Destroy Jared
00:22:52Cooper. Cut off
00:22:54all business ties.
00:22:56And if you don't,
00:22:58I will take away
00:23:00all of your family's wealth
00:23:02and power.
00:23:04I knew it! You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:06You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:08How much money did you spend on that getup
00:23:10and to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:12You're an orphan
00:23:14who sells hippie spices at a
00:23:16flea market. You have nothing
00:23:18and you will always be
00:23:20nothing.
00:23:22She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger?
00:23:26Gigolo.
00:23:28Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits
00:23:34here any longer. They might upset
00:23:36Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bill on the Maple Plaza
00:23:42project. Oh, I'm gonna kill that
00:23:44sushi chef! Security!
00:23:50Security!
00:23:52You all don't realize
00:23:54that you actually all work for me.
00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:58You!
00:24:00Insolent fools.
00:24:02Let me guess.
00:24:04You're that special guest?
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:08Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:18You can back down next.
00:24:24I got this.
00:24:36Hey!
00:24:52What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:56No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart
00:24:58is okay.
00:25:00Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:25:06Angela!
00:25:10Angela!
00:25:12Don't hurt her!
00:25:14You bitch. I've always been sick of you.
00:25:16You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:18How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:20Boss? Did she say her boss?
00:25:22Miss Musk?
00:25:24That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:26That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:28My boss and sole heiress to the
00:25:30Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:32Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:34Past the American Revolution?
00:25:36Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:38If she's your boss,
00:25:40then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you. She's royalty.
00:25:44And since you're all subsidiaries,
00:25:46she's your boss's boss.
00:25:48What the hell did you do?
00:25:50Kneel to me.
00:25:52Oh, your majesty.
00:25:54Welcome to the
00:25:56United States.
00:25:58We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:00Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or prince?
00:26:04It doesn't matter.
00:26:06As my queen,
00:26:08please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:12Hey, what are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:14Let go of the boss lady
00:26:16and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:26What rightfully
00:26:28belongs to you.
00:26:32What?
00:26:46She's a badass herself.
00:26:48He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:50You! You!
00:26:52You told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:54Turns out you were the freeloading
00:26:56scumbag this entire time.
00:26:58No, don't believe their lies. I worked hard for everything.
00:27:00You worked for everything?
00:27:08Hey, honey.
00:27:10So, our 30th anniversary is coming up
00:27:12and I thought that maybe we can do something
00:27:14special this year?
00:27:16I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:18I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project
00:27:20and if I get it, I can take the company
00:27:22public.
00:27:30You were nothing
00:27:32before me.
00:27:34All your achievements, all your glory,
00:27:36that's all mine.
00:27:38Including the Maple Plaza
00:27:40contract.
00:27:42I can take all of that away
00:27:44just like that.
00:27:46No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:48That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass
00:27:50on deals to this nobody.
00:27:52Oh, and
00:27:54this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's and its worth
00:28:00is equivalent to more than an entire country's
00:28:02GDP.
00:28:08Oh, no.
00:28:10I gave you back the ring?
00:28:12I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:14No!
00:28:16Please, no!
00:28:18Please take me back, baby!
00:28:20I still love you!
00:28:24Oh, man. Looks like they've started
00:28:26a party without us.
00:28:28No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower!
00:28:36God, these two again.
00:28:38Did he say... Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:40President Eisenhower's
00:28:42descendant. After General Eisenhower won
00:28:44World War II, each of his descendants
00:28:46have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:48the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:50Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:52Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to
00:28:54find Atlanta. Then lost again
00:28:56on my way back to New York.
00:29:02And that there is, that is
00:29:04the legendary boy genius
00:29:06Dr. Wilson. He's Dr. House's
00:29:08protege. Dr. House?
00:29:10I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:12Oh, no. That's based on real figures.
00:29:14Yep, that's me.
00:29:16Son of James House. Dr. House?
00:29:18He's practically my uncle.
00:29:20I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him
00:29:22when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:24So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall
00:29:26somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 years.
00:29:28And I'm late
00:29:30because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:36Hey, Ellen.
00:29:38Who are these weirdos and
00:29:40why are they here?
00:29:42They're all your fiancées.
00:29:44What?
00:29:46Fiancées?
00:29:48Plural?
00:29:50Watch it, nerds.
00:29:52I'm her fiancé.
00:29:54No, I'm her fiancé.
00:29:56You can both shut up.
00:29:58I'm her fiancé.
00:30:00It's you. It's me.
00:30:02Who the hell is he?
00:30:04I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:06How are all three of these
00:30:08men my fiancé?
00:30:10Your father had arranged these
00:30:12engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you
00:30:14because he decided to marry Jared Cooper
00:30:16at the time.
00:30:18He has three badass fiancées
00:30:20and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here,
00:30:28help me finish him.
00:30:30Since you're all here,
00:30:32help me finish him.
00:30:36At your service.
00:30:38Me too.
00:30:44One down, two more to go.
00:30:46Bishop to G4.
00:30:52What is that?
00:30:54The most German
00:30:56festin' water in the Nile River.
00:31:02Rook to A8.
00:31:08Hello.
00:31:10I thought I was king.
00:31:12No, you wish.
00:31:14The king doesn't do anything,
00:31:16so Ellen can be my king.
00:31:18Oh, fine.
00:31:22Bankrupt to four.
00:31:24It's right this second.
00:31:30I...
00:31:32I've been bankrupt!
00:31:34No!
00:31:36I've been bankrupt!
00:31:38No!
00:31:40I told you I would remove all of you
00:31:42from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:44Well, guess what?
00:31:46Game over.
00:31:48All right, boys.
00:31:50Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:52Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:54I'm right with you.
00:31:56Wait for me.
00:31:58Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:00Angela!
00:32:04You already have three fiancées?
00:32:06You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:08I...
00:32:10want compensation.
00:32:14You greedy SOB.
00:32:16Who the fuck is that?
00:32:18My ex-husband.
00:32:20Wait, what?
00:32:22I don't know him.
00:32:24I don't know him.
00:32:26I don't know him.
00:32:28My ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait, you were married?
00:32:32Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:34then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:36More for me?
00:32:38No, no, of course not.
00:32:40Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:42Don't steal my joke.
00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:46All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:48What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:52Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize.
00:33:00I only fell in love with you
00:33:02because you saved me from drowning
00:33:04three years ago.
00:33:26Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:28We need to wreck right away.
00:33:30Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson
00:33:32are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:34Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:38She should be okay now.
00:33:44Hey, you!
00:33:46Watch over here.
00:33:48I'll be right back.
00:33:50I'll be right back.
00:34:00You saved me.
00:34:04Fuck.
00:34:06I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:08Fuck.
00:34:10I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:12You've cheated on me,
00:34:14you've hit me,
00:34:16and you've insulted me.
00:34:18I never want to see you again.
00:34:20I fucking hate you.
00:34:24Lady Lockhart.
00:34:26What now?
00:34:28Yes, we understand
00:34:30that you are a very busy person,
00:34:32but if you're not going to give your ex-husband
00:34:34the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:36How about us three?
00:34:38Yes, unlike that scumbag,
00:34:40we won't turn on you.
00:34:42Yeah, no. You're all fired
00:34:44for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:46This is your fault, you doofus.
00:34:48We never should have believed your bullshit.
00:34:50No.
00:34:52No.
00:34:54We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk
00:34:56and the Lockharts.
00:34:58Oh, help me.
00:35:00I'll get you for this.
00:35:08I never should have listened to you.
00:35:10I'm ruined because of you.
00:35:16So,
00:35:18what's the situation here?
00:35:20I don't want to marry you.
00:35:30I don't want to marry you.
00:35:34Listen,
00:35:36I only met you guys a few hours ago
00:35:38and I'm not interested
00:35:40in your relationship.
00:35:42I don't want to marry you.
00:35:44I only met you a few hours ago
00:35:46and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:48But what if I told you
00:35:50that we've known each other
00:35:52for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:54Much longer.
00:35:58Angela?
00:36:00Your parents would like to have a video call
00:36:02with all of you.
00:36:06My lovely princess,
00:36:08how are you?
00:36:10Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:12Absolutely stunning.
00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you
00:36:18finally divorced that
00:36:20good-for-nothing, blood-sucking
00:36:22freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:24Can't call his name, but
00:36:26anyway, congratulations!
00:36:28I've selected three prime
00:36:30young men for you to choose from
00:36:32to replace him.
00:36:34You must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:36Otherwise...
00:36:38Let me do it.
00:36:40You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:42Otherwise...
00:36:44We'll kill ourselves.
00:36:46Mom!
00:36:48Alright honey, that's it.
00:36:50Bye!
00:36:56So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:00Well, what if I
00:37:02want all three of you?
00:37:06Well, what if I
00:37:08want all three of you?
00:37:10That seems greedy.
00:37:18But I can always remove
00:37:20the other two options.
00:37:22Hey!
00:37:24I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:26I know and have access
00:37:28to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:30Well, okay.
00:37:32No murder, please.
00:37:34I was just kidding.
00:37:36You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:40It's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:42I know. We'll start with
00:37:44challenge one.
00:37:46Welcome to the show,
00:37:48The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:50Today, we have
00:37:52our first challenge.
00:37:54What
00:37:56is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:58You'll see.
00:38:06Oh my god!
00:38:08Oh my god! Cockroaches!
00:38:10All women are afraid of
00:38:12cockroaches, and it is every
00:38:14man's job to save their beloved
00:38:16woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:18What will our three candidates
00:38:20do to prove their undying love
00:38:22for our single lady,
00:38:24but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:26Looks like one of our contestants
00:38:28has already called it quits.
00:38:30It's up to the final two.
00:38:56Crunchy.
00:38:58That is sick cold.
00:39:00Hey, when you're stranded in the middle
00:39:02of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see
00:39:04one of these around.
00:39:06There are two more left.
00:39:08Want to try one?
00:39:10Oh my god, no!
00:39:12Oh my god, save me!
00:39:14Save you? You're going to save me!
00:39:18I'm a German folk doctor.
00:39:20These hands can't even
00:39:22touch a cockroach.
00:39:24I'm a German folk doctor.
00:39:26These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:28They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:44Thank god you're here.
00:39:48Are you alright, honey?
00:39:50Angela!
00:39:54Alright, you won the first challenge,
00:39:56so your reward?
00:39:58You get to watch over her for the night.
00:40:00Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:02I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:04You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:10Honestly, even if you guys fuck,
00:40:12it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:14At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:20The cockroaches!
00:40:22Angela, they're gone.
00:40:24There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:26I'm going to kill
00:40:28Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink.
00:40:42Whoa, easy!
00:40:44You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:46Why do you care?
00:40:48I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:52You guys were right.
00:40:56I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:40:58You know,
00:41:00I wasted
00:41:02three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:04He never even loved me.
00:41:06And I gave up
00:41:08my entire career for him.
00:41:12Do you really think
00:41:14that you would still be number one on the Forbes
00:41:1630 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:18You may not be number one
00:41:20on Forbes list, but
00:41:22you know what your number one is?
00:41:24What?
00:41:28Your number one here.
00:41:36You know,
00:41:38we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:40Lies.
00:41:42You all just want
00:41:44something from me.
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:52Angela,
00:41:54I know it's hard to trust again,
00:41:56but I assure you
00:41:58I don't care
00:42:00what family you're from.
00:42:02I'm the richest man
00:42:04in the nation. I don't need your
00:42:06power, your status,
00:42:08your wealth, your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:18I promise.
00:42:30Screw the contest.
00:42:32I just want love.
00:42:34Angela!
00:42:36You're drunk.
00:42:38I'm an adult.
00:42:40Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:42It's okay.
00:42:46But love
00:42:48and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:50Oh,
00:42:52they're not mutually exclusive
00:42:54either.
00:43:02This is
00:43:04what you want.
00:43:16No.
00:43:32Nine-inch penis.
00:43:34Morning to you, too.
00:43:36You sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:38You wouldn't...
00:43:40A girl remembers when she's had a
00:43:42nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:44Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:46But don't tell
00:43:48Shane or Cole.
00:43:50Because then they would...
00:43:52Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:54Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:56I won the first challenge,
00:43:58and according to Ellen,
00:44:00my prize was to spend a night with you
00:44:02anyway.
00:44:04Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:10You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:14Stop.
00:44:16Fine, fine,
00:44:18fine.
00:44:20I won't tell.
00:44:22But only
00:44:24on one condition.
00:44:26I won't tell.
00:44:28But only
00:44:30on one condition.
00:44:32You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:34Fine.
00:44:38I've had a crush
00:44:40on you since college, Angela.
00:44:42You never noticed me.
00:44:48You should get dressed
00:44:50and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7 a.m.
00:44:56She's still sleeping.
00:44:58Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone
00:45:00with another man for another second.
00:45:04Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:06Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:08Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:10What's up, guys?
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:45:18That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:20This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28a date.
00:45:30Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:45:32A date? That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:36No catch. Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys
00:45:38spending her time with the most. As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay. Who's up first? Then...
00:45:44Me. Save the best for last.
00:45:46Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:48Then it's decided.
00:45:54Please don't take my BMW away.
00:45:56Too bad.
00:45:58You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:00I have nothing left.
00:46:08It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:12It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:22General Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:24At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:26This is my lieutenant.
00:46:28He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:30Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:32You're so serious.
00:46:34But hang on.
00:46:36Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:38Baby!
00:46:40I decided to take you here on our first date
00:46:42so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:44Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:46Yes.
00:46:48Murder weapons.
00:47:06I like my guns, babe.
00:47:08Pretty Lockhart.
00:47:10Yeah.
00:47:12Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:14Lieutenant!
00:47:16Come close!
00:47:18Wait! You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:20He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:22Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:24Treason?
00:47:26You guys are way too serious.
00:47:28Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:47:30I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:34Lieutenant, here's your attack!
00:47:48You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:52I will make you pay!
00:47:56You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:47:58We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:00Not when he tries to hurt you.
00:48:04So he's a bit violent.
00:48:06Some might call it being protective.
00:48:08Poor anger issues.
00:48:10What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster
00:48:12on an antique table or something?
00:48:14Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:16Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:18I don't know if I am.
00:48:20Well, maybe shame will be your type.
00:48:26Your date with Shane starts...
00:48:28now.
00:48:30Hey.
00:48:32Cool ride.
00:48:34A gift from the Chancellor of Germany
00:48:36when I saved his wife.
00:48:38Impressive.
00:48:42Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:44Refreshing.
00:48:46I got cool mint, too.
00:48:48Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:50What do you not have in there?
00:48:52I don't know.
00:48:54I don't know.
00:48:56I don't know.
00:48:58What do you not have
00:49:00in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit flavored gum.
00:49:04I can't stand those.
00:49:06So where are you taking me?
00:49:08Let me show you.
00:49:14Dr. Wilson!
00:49:16Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:18Right this way.
00:49:20VIP of VIPs?
00:49:22Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:24I forget who.
00:49:26Well, I'll do what I can.
00:49:28Oh my gosh.
00:49:30It's my gold digging neighbor
00:49:32who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:34Sandra Miller.
00:49:36What are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the
00:49:40VIP of VIPs.
00:49:42Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:44and how you hired some gigolo to beat her
00:49:46and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:48Hello of you.
00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:54I sell high fashion jewelry pieces
00:49:56so high end, you couldn't even
00:49:58afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:00The auction begins.
00:50:02I'll deal with you later.
00:50:12Cameron,
00:50:14I have a task for you.
00:50:16Our next piece
00:50:18is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:20Cleopatra's armband
00:50:22sold by our vendor
00:50:24Sandra Miller
00:50:26for five million dollars.
00:50:28Excuse me.
00:50:30I'd like to donate
00:50:32this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:36I'd like to donate this piece
00:50:38to auction. It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:40What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:48That is
00:50:50Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please. I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:54She probably got it
00:50:56at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:02Cut the bullshit. That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah? Here, you want it?
00:51:06For free.
00:51:08Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then
00:51:14because you are the fraud.
00:51:16What are you talking about?
00:51:18Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:20Throw them out!
00:51:22Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend
00:51:24in medicine, but we're professionals.
00:51:26Oh yeah?
00:51:28And that armband
00:51:30sells for five million dollars?
00:51:32Yeah. Mine is the real thing.
00:51:34You two are just upset because
00:51:36you're too poor to afford
00:51:38our luxury items.
00:51:40Oh, is that so?
00:51:42When a so-called expert failed to recognize
00:51:44Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:46Dear Lord,
00:51:48this is real.
00:51:50It's authentic.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:56Karen,
00:51:58what have you found?
00:52:00Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband
00:52:02you sent me? It's a replica.
00:52:04I had the same one
00:52:06right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So,
00:52:10you are the fraud.
00:52:12You just went to the flea market
00:52:14so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:16And Cameron, how much are these fakes
00:52:18being sold for?
00:52:20$150. Wow.
00:52:22Not even five dollars.
00:52:24Sandra.
00:52:26You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:28Arrest her!
00:52:30No! Please!
00:52:32This is my time! Please!
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:36Uh, investigating lead
00:52:38poisoning from cheap jewelry for
00:52:40the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:42I'm in the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:52I had a really great time
00:52:54tonight. Me too.
00:52:56May I
00:52:58have a kiss?
00:53:12Is something wrong?
00:53:14Do you always have gum
00:53:16in your mouth?
00:53:22Yep. You never have to worry
00:53:24about stinky breath from me.
00:53:34You
00:53:36owe us a bunch
00:53:38of money, Cooper.
00:53:40I don't have any money.
00:53:42How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:53:44I guess
00:53:46you'll only pay up
00:53:48if I break
00:53:50your other leg. Stop!
00:53:56Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:54:00Mr. Buffett.
00:54:04This is the contract for the
00:54:06Maple Plaza project. That's right.
00:54:08Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:10I knew Angela was still
00:54:12in love with me.
00:54:14I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:16No, no, sir. Sorry about those injuries
00:54:18from earlier. It was all just a
00:54:20little misunderstanding.
00:54:22Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:24And then maybe
00:54:26you can tell
00:54:28Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:30Angela still loves me.
00:54:32She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:34She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:36Do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:38We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:40I was just sucking up
00:54:42to these pricks a few days ago,
00:54:44and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:50Sure. I'll put in a good
00:54:52word for you. I just need...
00:54:54Anything. You tell us,
00:54:56we'll give you anything. Once I take
00:54:58everything from these idiots,
00:55:00I'll go after Angela
00:55:02Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:06I'm giving the contract
00:55:08to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:55:10Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:14Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:16I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:18That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:20It requires him to pay 50% of the costs
00:55:22up front as a deposit.
00:55:24And if he can't, then what?
00:55:26He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:28So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:30I'm avenging
00:55:32my best friend.
00:55:34I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart,
00:55:38he's nothing.
00:55:46I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:48We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:52You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:54That skank Angela is nothing
00:55:56next to you.
00:55:58And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks
00:56:02to Angela.
00:56:04What?
00:56:06You're trying to ditch me
00:56:08to go back to your wife?
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no, he's not.
00:56:12Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:14You have such a beautiful and bright future
00:56:16ahead of you.
00:56:18It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:20I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:22I'm telling my dad.
00:56:24Fine, go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:26If you're obedient, I'll keep you around
00:56:28as his side piece, but if not, you can
00:56:30ram.
00:56:32Dad, Jared is being
00:56:34mean to me. Teach him a lesson.
00:56:36Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some
00:56:40very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:46So do as he says.
00:56:48But, Dad!
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'm your side piece.
00:57:00Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:02Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:06I mean, do I
00:57:08really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth
00:57:10forever, though?
00:57:12But that tongue action, though.
00:57:14Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:57:16Erin, we are in public.
00:57:18It's true.
00:57:20Oh, stomachache.
00:57:22Again? I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:24Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28Devin's late.
00:57:30Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:34This hotel restaurant has five
00:57:36Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her.
00:57:40And she's alone, with no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore.
00:57:46You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:52Let me tell you.
00:57:54I would never go back, even if your entire family
00:57:56got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:00Hey, you guys can fight all you want,
00:58:02but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:04Whoever gets rid of her
00:58:06for me gets all this.
00:58:08Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:58:10Because I have money
00:58:12and you don't.
00:58:14You're just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:58:16And my son just signed a $100 billion
00:58:18contract.
00:58:20He still got the contract?
00:58:22Hmm.
00:58:24Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:26Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity
00:58:28to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:30Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:32Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen
00:58:36this much cash before.
00:58:40You take my charity
00:58:42and toss it in my face
00:58:44as if it's your own.
00:58:46My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:48$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:50$2,000 to
00:58:52drag her away.
00:58:54$5,000 to
00:58:56beat her away.
00:58:58Oh!
00:59:00Hey! Hey!
00:59:02Stop!
00:59:04You okay?
00:59:06Are you hurt?
00:59:10Weakling.
00:59:12You! You!
00:59:14Just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy
00:59:16right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:22What a whore.
00:59:24Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:26What if she has an STD?
00:59:28Oh, like sleeping with a married man
00:59:30wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:32Let's go.
00:59:34We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:36Hang on.
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:40I'll scream!
00:59:42I don't hit women.
00:59:44But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:46I said I don't kill women.
00:59:48Oh, God.
00:59:50He is a murderer.
00:59:52What if he murders me?
00:59:54Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:00We're not afraid of you.
01:00:02That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:00:04You'll be removed from being a five-star general
01:00:06if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:08I was just messing with him.
01:00:10Was he, though?
01:00:12We're not afraid of you.
01:00:14Jared!
01:00:16You have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:20She's cheating on you.
01:00:22Don't get back with her.
01:00:24Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:26I apologize for this scene.
01:00:28I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately
01:00:30so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:32Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:34Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:36The potty crashes.
01:00:38Oh!
01:00:40You have any idea who that is?
01:00:42Please save that title
01:00:44for the real skank over there.
01:00:46That's right. Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:50She's cheating on you.
01:00:52Know your place.
01:00:54You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:00:56Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:58This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:00You slap her for this whore?
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:04They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family
01:01:08whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:10She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:12I only got the Maple Closet Project
01:01:14because she gave it to me.
01:01:16What?
01:01:18You apologize right now
01:01:20or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:30No.
01:01:32This can't be.
01:01:34I made you divorce...
01:01:36Go home.
01:01:38You're not suited to come with me
01:01:40to my celebration banquet.
01:01:46I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:50Honey, I know you came here
01:01:52to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:54I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:56I didn't come here for you.
01:01:58I'm on a date.
01:02:00A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:02She really is a whore.
01:02:04Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:06I really do love you.
01:02:08Oh-ho!
01:02:10Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:12Oh-ho!
01:02:14Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:16I...
01:02:18Yeah, yeah, we already know
01:02:20you beat Ford's ass up.
01:02:22We're too old for that.
01:02:24They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:26Please, you gave me the contract
01:02:28so if anyone comes in here
01:02:30as my guest of honor,
01:02:32it should be you.
01:02:34Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart.
01:02:36Join us.
01:02:38We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:40What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:42Where were you?
01:02:44Stomach issues.
01:02:46Again?
01:02:48Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:54I would rather die
01:02:56than be with you again.
01:02:58Seems that they're not actually
01:03:00on good terms.
01:03:02I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:04Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:06Angela, I know you're still mad,
01:03:08but please give me a chance.
01:03:10I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:14Angela, no.
01:03:16You have three great guys here
01:03:18who all want to marry you.
01:03:20Don't take him back.
01:03:22I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:26Me
01:03:28or the contract.
01:03:30You're kidding me.
01:03:32No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:34If you choose me,
01:03:36we can remarry this week.
01:03:38But
01:03:40you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:42The choice is all yours.
01:03:44That's a choice.
01:03:46You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract
01:03:50that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:58Angela, I saved you in the pool.
01:04:00Remember? I deserve the contract.
01:04:02Did you really?
01:04:08Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:10He didn't save her
01:04:12at the pool.
01:04:14What are you talking about?
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:18I knew it.
01:04:20You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:22With this contract,
01:04:24my company's earning potential
01:04:26is limitless.
01:04:28Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:44You saved me.
01:04:46You saved me.
01:04:52You saved me.
01:04:54I'm sorry
01:04:56if his lies led to you wasting
01:04:58three years of your life.
01:05:00But I promise you,
01:05:02I'm going to make it up to you
01:05:04with the rest of our lives.
01:05:06No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:08I just couldn't, can't remember
01:05:10exactly what happened that day.
01:05:17Does that mean
01:05:19we both each saved her once?
01:05:21What?
01:05:23Me? Dr. Wilson?
01:05:25Losing at saving people?
01:05:27No way.
01:05:29You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening
01:05:31right now.
01:05:33You're crazy.
01:05:35Actually, they've all been doing
01:05:37horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:41Mr. Sterling had me
01:05:43investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fudging the numbers
01:05:47on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:49Put it simply,
01:05:51they've been stealing from you.
01:05:53I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:55Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had third-party accountants
01:05:59check thoroughly.
01:06:01No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:03You'd like me to punish them for you.
01:06:05Oh God, no. Not that again.
01:06:07Please.
01:06:09Max, you know what to do.
01:06:15The banks have pulled
01:06:17all of our funds.
01:06:19All business ties have been severed.
01:06:21We're bankrupt!
01:06:23How did you do that?
01:06:25Who are you?
01:06:27And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:29I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:31I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:33I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:35I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:37I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:39I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:43I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:45I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:49I am...
01:06:51Crypto Punk Number Two!
01:06:53What did he say he was?
01:06:55That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:57You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:06:59Well,
01:07:01I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:03See? You are number one at something.
01:07:05The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:07Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:09It's all about young money now.
01:07:11So,
01:07:13how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:07:21Let's buy two.
01:07:35They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:37I still have the
01:07:39I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:41Yes!
01:07:43I'm rich!
01:07:45I can make them all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:57The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide
01:07:5950% of the costs up front.
01:08:01Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:03and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:05No!
01:08:07I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I'm just a little odd card.
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:17Oh, allow me.
01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:23I had to get some very important
01:08:25materials
01:08:27for our special date.
01:08:29Well, cheers.
01:08:31Cheers.
01:08:37Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:47Did you use my spices?
01:08:49I know your ex-in-law's
01:08:51never appreciated you.
01:08:55You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:57and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:01Couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:07Angela.
01:09:09Your future
01:09:11with me
01:09:13is going to be different.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:17Let's dance.
01:09:19Sorry.
01:09:37Wow.
01:09:39Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been
01:09:41missing out on these past few years.
01:09:43Just because of some
01:09:45silly mistake.
01:09:47I've known
01:09:49and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:51Actually,
01:09:53I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:55That's right.
01:09:57I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:59How is all of this
01:10:01possible?
01:10:03I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:05Well, actually,
01:10:07maybe Devon, but...
01:10:09I've had a crush on you
01:10:11since college.
01:10:13You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:15Despite
01:10:17who you were, you never judged
01:10:19me for being poor.
01:10:23Are you trying to get hired
01:10:25at Fortune 500
01:10:27in a suit like that?
01:10:31All you do is babble on and on
01:10:33about Internet money,
01:10:35Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:39Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:41If you don't,
01:10:43I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:47Get away from him!
01:10:51Feisty girl. I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:05It's a rare poison made from a mixture
01:11:07of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:09Can it be cured?
01:11:11I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:13It sounds really scary, but
01:11:15its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:17Household salt.
01:11:25I like her.
01:11:27There you go.
01:11:33Oh, shoot.
01:11:35I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:39I like her.
01:11:43I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:47So, that's how
01:11:49I, well,
01:11:51we all met.
01:11:53I barely remember.
01:11:55I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:57Matthew Richards,
01:11:59the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:01attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:03You wouldn't have known.
01:12:05I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:07Yeah, I think that
01:12:09suits him a little better.
01:12:11Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:13Now that you know they all loved
01:12:15and fought for you for three years,
01:12:17who will you pick?
01:12:23How couldn't it be?
01:12:25Angela Lockhart
01:12:27is an heiress?
01:12:33Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:35Bankrupt?
01:12:37The Vanderbilts
01:12:39have gone bankrupt?
01:12:41Well, then, get out of here.
01:12:43You can't do this to me.
01:12:47Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:51What happened?
01:12:53Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?
01:13:04Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to
01:13:10propose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14Mom!
01:13:19What kind of an asshole
01:13:21throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:29I...
01:13:34I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:36Fried chicken?
01:13:38Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right.
01:13:42I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:44Sucking up last minute!
01:13:46At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:50Welcome back
01:13:52to The Bachelorette.
01:13:54I mean, the three badasses
01:13:56who want me.
01:13:58I mean, Angela Lockhart,
01:14:00you know what I mean.
01:14:02Okay, our heiress bachelorette
01:14:04will choose which one
01:14:06of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:08Will it be Shane,
01:14:10the doctor?
01:14:12Cole,
01:14:14the general?
01:14:16Or Devin,
01:14:18the CEO?
01:14:22Uh, looks like our bachelorette
01:14:24may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:26Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:28But when she does,
01:14:30she will take this eternal rose
01:14:32made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:34and give it to our winner.
01:14:36Angela.
01:14:40Angela.
01:14:42Oh, I...
01:14:44I need more time to think.
01:14:50Uh, while our bachelorette
01:14:52takes a little time to decide,
01:14:54why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:56Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:14:58Let's start with Cole.
01:15:00Cole.
01:15:04There's not much to say.
01:15:06Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:08who has huge biceps,
01:15:10a massive chest,
01:15:12who would protect their
01:15:14wife?
01:15:16Okay.
01:15:20Uh, Shane?
01:15:22Muscles,
01:15:24money,
01:15:26they won't get you so far.
01:15:28But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:30that has more than one way
01:15:32to keep a lady happy,
01:15:34if you know what I mean.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:38I think we do.
01:15:40And Devin?
01:15:42That was quite disgusting.
01:15:46I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:48I know she's going under
01:15:50a lot of stress right now,
01:15:52a lot of choices to make.
01:15:54And she's my queen.
01:15:56I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:58And one more thing.
01:16:00What kind of a doctor
01:16:02brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:04That's a good point.
01:16:06It's bad for her heart.
01:16:08And then you!
01:16:10What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men.
01:16:14They beat their wives.
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:22Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey! Break it up!
01:16:36Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:52This is the hardest decision
01:16:54I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:16:58Who do I choose?
01:17:06Angela's marrying me!
01:17:08You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:10Oh yeah?
01:17:12I may be a doctor,
01:17:14but like I said,
01:17:16I know and possess
01:17:18the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:20What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:22Fruit flavored gum!
01:17:24I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:26I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:28Don't forget about me.
01:17:30It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:36These stupid profile cards
01:17:38don't make any sense.
01:17:40They do not help.
01:17:42Who made these?
01:17:44Who made these?
01:18:04It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:10And I
01:18:12have the power of
01:18:14telekinesis!
01:18:30We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:40This battle
01:18:42within our heads is the most intense
01:18:44I've ever experienced.
01:18:46I may not be able to take them both down
01:18:48if they decide to team up.
01:18:50Hmm.
01:18:52Wintermate or Coon?
01:18:58You know,
01:19:00I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:02Really?
01:19:04I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:06So I appreciate that.
01:19:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:10And you know, Coon,
01:19:12I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:14Really?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:18What do you got for me?
01:19:20I always
01:19:22really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:24Yeah?
01:19:26It's fresh, right?
01:19:30You know, you're actually
01:19:32a really good doctor.
01:19:34You need me to look at you?
01:19:36Amy?
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:42It was Jared Cooper!
01:19:44That fucker!
01:19:46We have to find her. What, how?
01:19:48Her ring. Her dad installed a GPS
01:19:50tracking mechanism on her ring, just in case.
01:19:52Well, let's go then!
01:19:54My fiancé!
01:19:56My fiancé!
01:20:02Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:08You destroyed me.
01:20:12I took everything.
01:20:14What?
01:20:16I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:20:20I wasn't greedy.
01:20:22I had sex with my wife.
01:20:24What?
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:28Oh yeah, I know. You wouldn't take me back now,
01:20:30not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:32This is illegal!
01:20:34I'll be away from his father.
01:20:36You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:40Ow!
01:20:42Bitch!
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:54You will be begging me
01:20:56to fuck you soon!
01:20:58Hey!
01:21:00Angela!
01:21:02Come back!
01:21:06We're too late!
01:21:08I drugged her. She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:10Not yet? Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:12He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:14Everything except for fruit.
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum. We get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss!
01:21:20Here you go.
01:21:26You're all good now.
01:21:28Oh, thank God.
01:21:30What do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:32What? What are you going to do to me?
01:21:34Hey, stop! No!
01:21:38Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:46Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:48Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:56So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:58We've invited the most important
01:22:00figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:02The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:04And remember,
01:22:06we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:14The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:16We're down to the wire.
01:22:18Literally. The wedding day.
01:22:20But who's the groom?
01:22:28Welcome back to the finale of
01:22:30The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:32But who's the groom?
01:22:36Uh, seems our heiress still
01:22:38hasn't decided.
01:22:40Any input from the parents?
01:22:42Maybe that will help sway
01:22:44our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:46Well, this is exciting.
01:22:48Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:50Let me think about it.
01:22:52I mean, who should my daughter pick?
01:22:54I mean, who should my daughter pick?
01:22:56Pick?
01:22:58Let me think.
01:23:02I like the doctor.
01:23:04He's cute.
01:23:06But the general
01:23:08looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:10And we can't forget about
01:23:12Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:14Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:16Angela.
01:23:18You
01:23:20are
01:23:22all three
01:23:24very fine
01:23:26gentlemen.
01:23:28And I'm really grateful
01:23:30for all of your love.
01:23:32But
01:23:34this was a really hard decision.
01:23:36And I
01:23:38decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:40And
01:23:42I decided
01:23:44to devise one last challenge.
01:23:46I'm just kidding.
01:23:48I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:54Each of our candidates
01:23:56have saved our main character.
01:23:58I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:00They've all proven
01:24:02their undying love.
01:24:04So who gets to unlock
01:24:06Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:08Literally.
01:24:10Could it be
01:24:12the sexy and protective
01:24:14general with a temper,
01:24:16Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:22Or
01:24:24the fun, wicked-minded,
01:24:26but kind of weird,
01:24:28Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:32And last but not least,
01:24:34could it be
01:24:36the richest man of them all,
01:24:38the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:40Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:24:44Gentlemen,
01:24:46it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:48As
01:24:50may the best man win.
01:24:52May the best man win.
01:24:54Drumroll, please.
01:25:10Daringly, Ricky.
01:25:14I
01:25:18choose...
01:25:28I need a powerful,
01:25:30strong man, and I really feel like he can
01:25:32protect me.
01:25:34Who could
01:25:36resist those guns?
01:25:38Would it interest you
01:25:40in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:25:42I shall go.
01:25:56Shane, it's
01:25:58you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:00You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:02Yeah.
01:26:04It's that tongue action,
01:26:06ladies and gents.
01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:10I hope we can build together.
01:26:12Guns, baby.
01:26:24It's always been you.
01:26:34I'll always love you.
01:26:37Let's give it up for those
01:26:39nine inches, everybody.
01:26:42Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:44Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:46I'd eat fruit-flavored gum for you.