Tom (X) vs. Judy (O), 1968
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00:00The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC.
00:10Eva Gabor, Martin Landau, Barbara Bain, Charlie Weaver, Steve Rossi, Wally Cox, Rosemary,
00:27Laurie Amsterdam, and Marty Allen, all in the Hollywood Square.
00:55And here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall.
01:02Welcome to Hollywood Squares Nighttime Edition, and hello stars.
01:07Hi Peter.
01:08Hello Peter.
01:09Welcome this Friday Eve.
01:10We have so many good friends with us tonight, and that should be make for fun, I'll tell
01:14you.
01:15You know our stars?
01:16This is the players.
01:17First of all, Julie Linsky is our Miss Circle.
01:20I understand you're a housewife married to a plant engineer.
01:24And you have children?
01:25I have a little boy, six months old.
01:26Could you talk up just a little?
01:28I have a little boy, six months old.
01:29So he can hear you.
01:30He can't talk very well.
01:31Oh, he can't?
01:32Well, he can listen.
01:33Anyway, good luck on our show, Judy.
01:35And this gentleman, Mr. X, is Tom Henn from Tucson, Arizona.
01:38He just graduated college and is going into manufacturing of what, sir?
01:43Parts of AC spark plugs.
01:44Of spark plugs.
01:45All right, sir, good luck to you this evening, and we'll get to our game in just a second
01:49and play our first round of Hollywood Squares right after this.
01:53The object for Judy and Tom is to get three stars in a row, either across, up and down,
01:57or diagonally.
01:58Now, it's up to them to figure out if a star is giving a correct answer and making one
02:01up.
02:02That's how they get the squares.
02:03The game is worth $400, or rather $300.
02:05I just upped it 100, or lowered it 100.
02:07In addition, in our first game, our first two games, we play for the secret square,
02:11and if one of our contestants picks the secret square and is correct, this is the prize they
02:14will receive in round one.
02:16Kenny Williams, tell us about it.
02:17The vacation of your life.
02:18You'll jet nonstop to fabulous Miami, then on to the Caribbean, on Florida's only
02:23drone airline.
02:24National flies coast to coast to coast, and it's a two-week vacation for two, starting
02:30at the Holiday Inn of Puerto Rico, land of snow-white beaches and exciting nightlife.
02:34Then, on to the Holiday Inn of the Grand Bahama Island for leisure and relaxed atmosphere
02:39of the West Indies.
02:40Both Holiday Inns feature gourmet dining and air-conditioned rooms.
02:44That's it, Peter.
02:45That's very exciting, Kenny.
02:46We'll show the home audience our secret square for today's special prize.
02:50I understand, Tom, that you won the toss backstage.
02:52That means you will start the round.
02:53Good luck to both of you.
02:54And pick a star.
02:55Tom Hand.
02:56Okay, I think I'll go with Maury Amsterdam.
02:57Oh, what a nice way to start the show.
03:00Say, Maury, finish this famous line of poetry, music hath charms to soothe what?
03:07That was said by a fellow I think named Shakespeare.
03:09I don't hang around with him too much anymore, but I remember he used to say things like,
03:13music hath charms to soothe the savage breast.
03:18I'll agree with him.
03:19He's right.
03:20A good start.
03:21Put an X right there.
18:50Stonewall Jackson's first name?
18:52Stonewall Jackson's first name was Thomas.
18:55I disagree.
18:57Thomas Stonewall Jackson Circle gets the square.
19:01Catch-up time, Judy Linsky.
19:03I'll take Maury Amsterdam.
19:05To win diagonally.
19:07Yeah.
19:08I went with a girl once who had one red eye and one green eye.
19:10I didn't know whether to stop or go ahead.
19:12What'd you do, Maury?
19:15I'm just thinking about those two colored eyes I'm slow today.
19:18Yes, I figured that for you.
19:21Doris Day is shipwrecked on a desert island for five years.
19:24All right?
19:25She comes back just in time for her husband's wedding.
19:27Jim Garner is the husband.
19:29Pauli Bergen the bride.
19:30Name the film.
19:33Well, it's a little difficult because I didn't see it.
19:39Surprise Wedding.
19:41I disagree.
19:42It's a remake, I believe, of My Favorite Husband.
19:44Move over, darling.
19:45Circle gets the square.
19:46And we have a tie game of $600 a piece.
19:48Very, very good, Judy.
19:51And music is playing again.
19:56Okay, now.
19:58This is sort of the rubber game, I guess.
19:59Clear the board and Mr. X will start the round.
20:01Am I right in assuming that?
20:03Right.
20:04We'll go with Maury again.
20:05Incidentally, I made up that name.
20:07It'd be a good title for a picture, though.
20:08Yes.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Maybe Freddy Fisher.
20:12Surprise Wedding, yes.
20:14In the play Cyrano de Bergerac, Cyrano had a girlfriend.
20:17What was her name?
20:19The beautiful Roxanne Roxanne.
20:22I'll agree.
20:23He's right.
20:24For the next round.
20:25Judy, where is she?
20:27My feet.
20:29According to ancient Greeks, those famous women, the Amazons,
20:32devoted their lives to two things.
20:34One was hunting.
20:35What was the other?
20:37Oh, they should never ask you that.
20:41Come on, let me see.
20:44Um, fooling around.
20:47What?
20:48No, fishing.
20:50Fishing and fooling around.
20:52He says hunting and fishing.
20:55I disagree.
20:57Hunting and war.
20:59Put a circle right there.
21:00Tom?
21:03We'll go with Martin Landau.
21:05Martin Landau.
21:06According to recent studies,
21:08do you remember him?
21:09Yes, very well.
21:12Does wearing perfume really make a woman more desirable to men?
21:17Um, yeah, well, um,
21:21more so than the other way around, yeah.
21:25Yes, I would say so.
21:29I'll disagree.
21:30Certain perfumes are definitely stimulating.
21:33According to a study at the University of California,
21:35must have been a fun study,
21:36it is yes, you did not agree,
21:37and circle gets the square.
21:39That perfume out now is driving the women crazy.
21:41It smells like money.
21:44I was going to give you a straight line.
21:45I didn't want it.
21:46I'm sorry, Maury.
21:48Okay, Judy.
21:49Ava Gabor.
21:51Ava from Green Acres.
21:53How far must a car travel to win the famous Indianapolis race?
21:59Um, 500 miles?
22:04I'll disagree.
22:05That's why it's called the 500-mile Indianapolis.
22:08That is right.
22:09Ed gets the square.
22:11That's right.
22:16Wally, true or false,
22:17there is absolutely no weather on the moon.
22:21Um, well, there will be when we get there,
22:24but according to the latest forecast,
22:29there'll be no weather tonight and tomorrow.
22:34The outlook is for no weather for quite a while.
22:38Wally said it is true.
22:40I'll agree.
22:41There is absolutely no weather on the moon,
22:43and you'll put an X there,
22:44and we have a message for our viewers.
22:47We'll be back with more on Hollywood Squares
22:49in just a moment.
22:50Don't go away.
22:51Well, Judy, Tom,
22:52nobody won our secret squares this evening,
22:54which is kind of sad.
22:55We always like to give away the cars and the trips,
22:57but we have good news for both of you.
22:58First of all, Judy, you won two games,
23:00two squares in the final game
23:01for a cash total of $700,
23:03and that's kind of nice, isn't it?
23:04Congratulations to you.
23:05Tom, you won no secret square,
23:07but two games and three squares in the final game
23:10for a cash total of $750,
23:12and you are the big winner,
23:13and here's your bonus prize.
23:14Listen, it's exciting.
23:15Yes, place 50 record albums
23:17in the amazing Seaberg phonograph,
23:19then never touch them again.
23:20Just dial selections at the phonograph
23:22or anywhere in the house.
23:23That's it, Peter.
23:24Well, that's been a fun evening for me.
23:26I certainly hope you viewers have enjoyed it.
23:28Good luck to both of you,
23:29and congratulations, Judy and Tom.
23:31Players, thank you very much
23:32for making this a fun evening for me.
23:33I hope our viewers enjoyed it.
23:35And don't miss the Hollywood Squares
23:36next Friday night,
23:37all-star daytime
23:38at 11 p.m. Eastern time,
23:3910 p.m. Central time.
23:40Goodbye.
23:41Peter Markle saying,
23:42have a good weekend.
23:46As a member of the show,
23:47each contestant will receive a home version
23:49of the Hollywood Squares game.
23:51Our reference source for questions
23:52answers a 20-volume 1968 edition
23:54of the World Book and Taxopedia
23:56containing more than 12,000 pages
23:57representing the work of 2,500 consultants
23:59and contributors.
24:03A Jackson Pollock painting
24:05once sold for $10.5 million.
24:08A Picasso self-portrait was bought
24:10for over $43 million.
24:12A Japanese businessman
24:14paid $82.5 million for a Van Gogh.
24:19Tim drew this and won five grand.
24:24It pays to be an artist.
24:27Win, lose, or draw
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24:33This program has been prerecorded.