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00:00One of these stars is sitting in the secret square, and the contestant who picks it first
00:08could win a prize package worth $2,394.
00:13Which star is it?
00:14Dick Smothers.
00:15Marty Feldman.
00:16Ed McCord.
00:17Joan Rivers.
00:18Jan Murray.
00:19Susan St. James.
00:20Wally Cox.
00:21Rosemary.
00:22Or Paul Lynn.
00:23All in the Hollywood Square.
00:24And here is the caster of the Hollywood Square, Peter Marshall.
00:25Thank you, Kenny Williams, and a very good evening.
00:26Welcome to the Hollywood Square.
00:27Hello, stars.
00:28Hello, Peter Marshall.
00:29Nice to see you.
00:30Wally Cox, Rosemary, or Paul Lynn,
00:36all in the Hollywood Squares.
00:38And here is the taxpayer of the Hollywood Squares,
00:42Peter Martin.
00:43Thank you, Kenny Williams, and a very good evening.
00:45Welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
00:46Hello, stars.
00:47Hello, Peter Martin.
00:48Nice to see nine delightful stars per usual
00:51on the Hollywood Squares,
00:52and I would like to make welcome our Miss Circle.
00:54This, ladies and gentlemen,
00:55is Lieutenant Colonel Margaret Nelson.
00:58Yes.
00:59Margaret.
01:00Wow.
01:02Margaret has been in the Marine Corps 25 years,
01:05and she has been married 18 of those years
01:07to a gentleman in the insurance business.
01:08You're going to retire soon?
01:10On 30.
01:11On 30.
01:13They'll say that's 30 for tonight, Margaret.
01:15Good luck this evening.
01:16Thank you.
01:17You're not nervous or anything?
01:18Little.
01:19A little?
01:19I'll give you a paperclip, okay?
01:20It'll be all right.
01:21Okay, Mr. X is Nelson Taylor.
01:23Hiya, Nelson.
01:24Nice to see you.
01:25Hi.
01:27Nelson is from Lone Oak, Arkansas,
01:29and now a ship in Clerk Mary, father of one,
01:31and I wish you a great amount of luck
01:33this evening, too, sir.
01:34We'll sell a product or two.
01:35We'll return and play round one
01:36of the Hollywood Squares.
01:39There to be found in any home.
01:43♪ Stackin', stackin', stackin' ♪
01:48♪ She was a machine, oh baby ♪
01:51♪ Bop diddy bop, systematic, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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03:06Life is full of surprises.
03:18It's back. Whammy!
03:19The all-new Press Your Luck, tonight at 10 p.m. only on Game Show Network.
03:24Object for the players is to get three stars in a row, either across or diagonally.
03:28Every game is worth $250, and the person who wins the most cash tonight will win a brand-new car.
03:33In addition, in our first two games, they play for a secret square, and we have Kenneth to tell us about that.
03:38Mr. Williams.
03:38Yes, and circle starts this secret square game, which includes an Amana 22 side-by-side refrigerator freezer,
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04:04Bakes a potato in four minutes.
04:05A 12-pound turkey in 90 minutes, made only by Amana.
04:09And new 22-volume World Book Encyclopedia, including research guide and index volume.
04:13World Book contains over 13,000 pages, represented the work of over 3,000 contributors,
04:17plus a $1,000 gift certificate from the famous Spiegel Catalog Company.
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04:26Spiegel Chicago 60609.
04:28Are you finished?
04:30I am finished.
04:31I'll show the whole audience the secret square.
04:32As you know, the stars are briefed before the show to help them with the bluffs.
04:35I understand, Margaret, you won the toss backstage.
04:37Well, good luck. Pick a star.
04:39Uh, Kent McCord.
04:41True or false.
04:42Policemen in Malaysia are never allowed to have more than four wives at a time.
04:48Ha ha ha ha.
04:49Peter, how would I know that?
04:51Where? Where, Peter?
04:52Where's the connection?
04:53Well, I don't know. Just...
04:55I'll tell you, yeah, in Malaysia, yes, because, uh,
04:58Kip Chong Kino, who was a runner in the Olympics, is a policeman in Malaysia, and he has four wives.
05:05The answer is yes.
05:06I agree.
05:07It says five would interfere with their work.
05:09It's true.
05:10With a circle, Nelson, your turn.
05:12Go right ahead.
05:14Pauline.
05:14Paul, exactly what is the St. Matthew Passion?
05:21It's a suggestive stained glass window.
05:24Ha ha ha ha.
05:30It's, uh, I think it's, uh, uh, it's music.
05:34It's music.
05:35I disagree.
05:35Yes, it's a famous musical work by Bach, restored by Mendelssohn.
05:39If you are incorrect, your opponent gets the square.
05:40A circle goes there for Margaret.
05:42Wally Cox.
05:43Not the secret square, but $250 question here, Wallace.
05:46Let's wait a while and see if we hear music.
05:49Sometimes they're late.
05:50No, they're on the ball up there in the booth.
05:52They would show that music right away.
05:53You'd hear it.
05:54Say, the majority of moose, this is true or false, the majority of moose in Nova Scotia
05:58suffer from mental illness.
06:00Hmm.
06:01Ha ha ha ha.
06:04Well, that's common knowledge.
06:06Ha ha ha ha.
06:09You want an affirmation?
06:11I, yes.
06:12I read the papers, too.
06:15I'll agree.
06:16Mental illness has been found to be chronic among Nova Scotia moose or meese or mooses.
06:22It is.
06:23Thank you.
06:24Thank you.
06:25Thank you.
06:26Thank you.
06:27Thank you.
06:28Thank you.
06:29Thank you.
06:30Sergeant Keith Jones, I have been informed that Joan Rivers was our secret square.
06:33Wow.
06:34So we'll add that secret square to another secret square and play it all in this game.
06:37Yes.
06:38Yes.
06:39Yes, and X starts this week's secret square game.
06:40It's now worth over $4,600.
06:43Good.
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06:49and a pair of new straddle lounger low-back living room chairs
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07:02a delicious splash that gives you a fragrant lift after a bath or any time.
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07:07And for the man, Clairol's airbrush styling dryer,
07:10and for the lady, the Trudelite makeup mirror
07:12with four different light settings,
07:14both by Clairol, and from Brunswick,
07:16the fabulous Dunham home billiard table,
07:19one of the finest made.
07:20It's fun for the whole family by Brunswick.
07:22Then you'll fly to Las Vegas for a week's stay for two
07:24at the Union Plaza Hotel, newest in Las Vegas,
07:26one of the world's largest casinos, 750-car garage showroom,
07:29lounges, gourmet room, pool, 504 rooms.
07:32It's your play at the plaza.
07:33Right, I mean, right.
07:34Let's show the whole audience the secrets.
07:36Greg Nelson, you will start this time.
07:37Pick a star.
07:38Big Smothers.
07:39Mr. Smothers, according to the Harris Poll,
07:43it's still the most respected profession,
07:45although its members aren't as highly respected
07:48as they once were.
07:50What profession are we talking about?
07:51You're talking about medical doctors.
07:53Doctors.
07:54I agree.
07:55That is it.
07:56A good start with an X.
07:57You're on the board, Nelson.
07:58Margaret, go right ahead.
07:59I'll try Susan St. James.
08:02From Macmillan and wife.
08:03Hiya, wife.
08:04Hi.
08:05According to plastic surgeons,
08:06when women come in for a nose job,
08:08they usually have a particular nose in mind that they want.
08:12Now, whose nose is most popular right now?
08:15Elizabeth Taylor.
08:16Elizabeth Taylor.
08:17I think I'll agree.
08:18When I was a kid, it was Myrna Loy.
08:19Yeah, but now it's Liz Taylor's.
08:21That's right.
08:21You have the circle.
08:22Very good.
08:23Nelson?
08:25Paul Lynn.
08:26Paul Lynn.
08:27In the fairy tale,
08:29Jack traded something in order to get the beans
08:31to grow his famous beanstalk.
08:33What did he trade for the beans?
08:36Monty Hall.
08:42Was he behind a curtain?
08:45He traded beans.
08:47He traded something in order to get the beans to grow.
08:48Oh, yes.
08:49He traded a cow.
08:50A cow.
08:51I agree.
08:52Margaret?
08:53Jan Murray.
08:53Jan, the block diagonally.
08:55True or false, Jan?
08:57Turtles actually don't find other turtles very attractive.
09:03Well, actually, they're attractive to sheep,
09:05but the sheep are too fast for them.
09:09They don't find other turtles attractive.
09:11Is that true or false?
09:13Turtles actually don't find other turtles very attractive.
09:14It must be false.
09:15Otherwise, how would we have other turtles?
09:18They don't attract each other, so.
09:20I think it's true.
09:21Oh, excuse me.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23No, it's your turn for the block, dear.
09:24Here I go again, folks.
09:25No, it's your turn.
09:26I said it's false.
09:27I feel that they do find other turtles attractive.
09:29I'll agree.
09:30It is false.
09:31And you have the block now.
09:32Now, Nelson, it's your turn.
09:33All right.
09:35Rosemary.
09:36That's the secret square.
09:42Nelson, it is worth $4,637.
09:47Ro, listen carefully.
09:47Special envelope, my love.
09:49Barbara Streisand was awarded an Oscar
09:51as Best Actress in 1968.
09:53We all know that.
09:54But she shared the honor with another actress
09:57in a tie vote.
09:59Now, was the other winner Katherine Hepburn,
10:01Maggie Smith, or Vanessa Redgrave?
10:03Katherine Hepburn in Lion in Winter.
10:05I agree.
10:06You got it.
10:07That's it.
10:12Congratulations, Margaret.
10:14That's perfect.
10:15That's beautiful.
10:16You've won the refrigerator freezer,
10:17the microwave oven, the books,
10:19the $1,000 gift certificate, the lounge chairs,
10:21the billiard table, the Las Vegas vacation,
10:23and I say that much faster than Kenny.
10:25Okay, back to the matter of money.
10:27And Margaret, your turn.
10:33Joan Rivers.
10:34Joan Rivers.
10:35I might have gone to Wally Cox to win.
10:37This may work out.
10:38According to Cosmopolitan's love of the sea,
10:41Cosmopolitan's love guide,
10:43is it a good sign if your man loves animals?
10:47Well, not to excess.
10:48You know what I mean.
10:49I have a friend who has a turtle,
10:52but we won't talk about that.
10:54But yes, it's a very good sign.
10:57Shows they're kind and considerate.
11:00I'll agree.
11:01That is right.
11:02And you have the circle,
11:03and Nelson, your turn.
11:04Kent McCord.
11:05Kent McCord.
11:06I might have gone to Wally Cox to win.
11:09Nobody's watching here.
11:10Kent, true or false,
11:12after cleansing your skin,
11:14it's a good idea to rub an ice cube over your face
11:16to give it a healthy glow.
11:17It's good for the skin.
11:18Is that true or false?
11:19That's true.
11:21I agree.
11:21No, it's false.
11:22It may glow, all right,
11:24but it's definitely not healthy.
11:25It injures skin cells, in fact.
11:27We can't put a circle there.
11:28Margaret, you'll have to earn that yourself.
11:30I think I'll go to Wally Cox.
11:32All righty.
11:33For $500, Wally.
11:33That's a good move.
11:37True or false,
11:38the popular Scottish garment known as the kilt
11:41got its name because the first men to wear them
11:43actually had to kill several people
11:45who were insulting their manhood.
11:50The kilt is made of the pelt
11:55of the neurotic moose of Nova Scotia.
12:00We're not asking about the garment itself,
12:03what it's made from.
12:04We're asking-
12:04Well, isn't our basic purpose here to learn, Peter?
12:09No, the basic-
12:10No.
12:14No, the basic purpose is to earn,
12:18not to learn, Wally.
12:20Oh, forget the ear.
12:22And learn along with earning, okay?
12:24The popular Scottish garment known as the kilt
12:26got its name because the first men to wear them
12:28actually had to kill several people
12:29who were insulting their manhood.
12:31Is that true or false?
12:32No, that's an insulting question.
12:34I can't be associated with it in any way.
12:37We need a true or false, Wallace.
12:39Well, false.
12:41I agree, it's false.
12:42It is false, yes.
12:43We couldn't fool you.
12:44$500, Margaret Nelson.
12:45Yes.
12:46Yes.
12:47Yes.
12:48Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50Yes.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yes.
12:53Yes.
12:54Yes.
12:55Yes.
12:55Yes.
12:56Yes.
12:57Yes.
12:58Yes.
12:59Yes.
13:00Yes.
13:00Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:02Yes.
13:03Yes.
13:04Yes.
13:05Yes.
13:05Yes.
13:06Yes.
13:07$50 for the game.
13:08We'll add $50 to each score you have on the board.
13:11And that is very important.
13:12And we'll play the game until we hear the buzzer.
13:14If one contestant has selected a star,
13:15when that buzzer rings,
13:16then we will complete his or her turn.
13:18And we'll pause right now
13:19for a commercial word or two.
13:20Return for game three.
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15:11Oh, no!
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15:13Friend or foe, starting June 3rd only on Game Show Network.
15:24Game three.
15:25Margaret.
15:26Good luck.
15:27Dick Smothers.
15:28Is Amy Vanderbilt for or against children calling their parents Martha and Harvey instead
15:33of Mom and Dad?
15:36She used to be.
15:37But this was in the traditional way we brought up kids of the last generation.
15:41Now she realizes that the parents must earn the respect, and the children relating to
15:46the parents as a person is more valuable than the arbitrary respect.
15:54I know this is against the military doctrine, but no offense to the military because I knew
16:01it.
16:02Is Amy for or against children calling their parents Martha and Harvey?
16:03She's for it.
16:04She's for it.
16:05I think that's a good answer.
16:06I didn't understand what he said.
16:07No, I didn't.
16:08No, she's against it.
16:09It seems like a rejection of the parental role that parents have the privilege of allowing
16:16it if they want to.
16:17She said she was coming out for it.
16:18She didn't say a thing like that, Dick.
16:19This is what she said.
16:20Nelson, a break for you.
16:21All in.
16:22Your little boy is shorter than all of his playmates.
16:28Is there any special foods you can feed him to help him catch up with them?
16:34Six foot piece of celery.
16:41To catch up with him.
16:42I don't think there's any foods that will make you grow any faster than anybody else.
16:48I agree.
16:49It is known he will grow when his tiny little body is good and ready.
16:51So well.
16:52Look at that.
16:53Margaret?
16:54Dan Harrow is lost.
16:55According to Coronet Magazine, if you have a romantic dream about Elvis Presley, are
17:03you abnormal?
17:04My analyst said, yes.
17:05And I said, but Mr. Bruce, you mean me personally or anyone?
17:14Anyone having a dream about Elvis or any celebrity.
17:16Oh, I thought you meant if I would have a dream about Elvis because I like Paul Anka.
17:22Let me see, Elvis Presley.
17:24No, I don't think that's abnormal to dream about Elvis Presley.
17:28No.
17:29Margaret?
17:30I agree.
17:31Romantic dreams about celebrities are normal and common.
17:32Right.
17:33Okay.
17:34And I'm pretty common.
17:35Nelson?
17:36Wally Cox.
17:37In the TV series, Adam 12, what is Officer Malloy's rank?
17:45First I'd like to correct something which was said by Paul Lind earlier.
17:50Certainly.
17:52You are what you eat.
17:54Say, in the TV series, Adam 12, what is Officer Malloy's rank?
18:03Lieutenant Colonel.
18:04Adam 12, he's a policeman.
18:05You can't be a lieutenant colonel.
18:06I'm sorry.
18:07I'm sorry.
18:08I'm sorry, Lieutenant Colonel.
18:09I just, I fall into rank sort of, so to speak, when I see the military.
18:19Now, his rank is captain.
18:22Captain.
18:23I disagree.
18:24No, he's an officer.
18:27That's why Officer Malloy.
18:29That's the rank, incidentally, below sergeant.
18:31And we have three Xs, one circle, but Margaret, you're pinned.
18:36Rosemary.
18:37In the traditional folk song, what is the color of my true love's hair?
18:43Your true love's hair?
18:44No, no.
18:45The traditional folk song.
18:46Oh.
18:47Well, the true love color of my, well, the true love, I don't know.
18:54Mine is bald, but you can't count that, can you?
18:57No.
18:58Ah.
18:59Black.
19:00Black.
19:01I agree.
19:02Black is the color of my true love's hair.
19:04Yes.
19:05Doesn't?
19:06Kent McCormack.
19:07This is for $250.
19:09When Robert Burns wrote the song, Coming Through the Rye, what did he mean by rye?
19:16I'd like to take this opportunity to correct something that Wally said earlier.
19:19Go right ahead, Jeff.
19:20Actually, Marty's a policeman, three plus one.
19:23You can figure that one out.
19:25Coming Through the Rye, what did Robert Burns mean by rye?
19:29Heaven.
19:30I meant heaven.
19:31Heaven.
19:32Yes.
19:33I agree.
19:34No.
19:35The Rye River in Scotland.
19:36The Rye River, with a circle.
19:37Margaret?
19:38Getting back to what Wally said.
19:39Joan Rivers.
19:40For $750, in London's Whipsnade Zoo.
19:43What?
19:45The Whipsnade Zoo?
19:46Yeah.
19:47The animals are not caged and roam free.
19:49Now, what separates the animals from the people?
19:52Fear.
19:55Well, the animals are the ones that aren't wearing the cameras.
20:01What separates the animals?
20:02Oh, that's me.
20:03How can you tell?
20:04No, no, no.
20:05A good looking woman.
20:06What separates animals?
20:08Nothing.
20:09Just low fences and natural kind of terrain.
20:13I disagree.
20:14No.
20:15Deep moats.
20:16Moats.
20:17Moats is the term.
20:18I know.
20:26We'll be back for a commercial word or two.
20:28We'll return and see if Nelson gets some cash on the board here, along with the secret square.
20:40Watch out.
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22:48Dumb Doro is so dumb, she blanked on Match Game next.
22:52Then it's a pursuit of big bucks on Press Your Luck, followed by Whammy.
22:59Nelson, good luck in this round. Pick a star.
23:01Wally Cox.
23:03In the song, who ain't what she used to be?
23:07Wallace, in the song, who ain't what she used to be?
23:13Who ain't what she used to be?
23:16Well, uh, I was hoping for something more lyrical.
23:23Just give vent to my...
23:25Yes, well, this is what we have, Wallace.
23:27That's it, huh?
23:28Yeah.
23:29All right, the old gray mare.
23:30The old gray mare.
23:31I agree.
23:32That's lyrical, Wallace.
23:33Good.
23:34Love it.
23:35I gamble on Paul Lynn.
23:38In the song, Tenderly, what two things did you take from me so tenderly?
23:46Uh, 20 and a 10.
23:55Tenderly.
23:57What is it?
23:59That's jealousy.
24:02Uh...
24:05Oh, and this was one of my favorite songs.
24:07Well, sing it, Paul. Sing it.
24:09You know, I can't suddenly think of the tune.
24:11Uh, uh, my love, my love and, um, and my possessions.
24:19I disagree.
24:21You took my lips, you took my love.
24:23That's it.
24:24Lips and love, with a circle, Nelson, you too.
24:26Get ready.
24:27Oh, Kit McCoy.
24:28Kit, according to Time Magazine, is Richard Nixon a millionaire?
24:36Yes, he is.
24:37Yeah, I think he just makes it.
24:40I disagree.
24:41No, he isn't, but he's, uh, well on his way.
24:43That's what it says.
24:44Wait till it's over.
24:45I'll go to Marty Feldman.
24:47Hey, Marty Feldman.
24:48There we go.
24:49Mom, is that it?
24:50On August 24th.
24:51Yeah.
24:521814, something happened in Washington, D.C.,
24:55which caused a good deal of discomfort for the president.
24:58What happened?
24:59Spirotiagnu was born.
25:04It was at Spiro.
25:061814, August 24th, something happened in Washington,
25:09which caused a good deal of discomfort for the president.
25:12Um, well, um, it's a thing which actually has been treated,
25:15can be treated confidentially now,
25:17and in fact doesn't cause a great deal of pain,
25:20as long as you see your vet early.
25:22Um, I, I would think that, um, uh,
25:25could you repeat the question?
25:28What happened in 1814 on August 24th in Washington
25:31that caused a good deal of discomfort for the president?
25:33Um, he was shot.
25:35He was shot.
25:36Yeah?
25:37I disagree.
25:38No, the White House was burned down by the British.
25:40Boo on you guys.
25:42Now, Susan.
25:43Susan St. James.
25:44To the block.
25:46According to a passage from Proverbs,
25:49who can find a virtuous woman?
25:52Who can find a virtuous woman,
25:54for her price is far above?
25:56Above what?
25:59Who can find a virtuous woman,
26:01for her price is far above?
26:03What?
26:04What?
26:05Um,
26:08her price is far above
26:12any man's love.
26:14I disagree.
26:15Rubies.
26:16Oh, rubies.
26:17Remember that, Sue?
26:18Who's next?
26:19Margaret, your turn.
26:20January.
26:21Jan, to the block.
26:23The sea crab,
26:24the sea crab is an unusual fish
26:26because its teeth aren't where you'd...
26:29What was that?
26:30That's the buzzer.
26:31That means...
26:32Let me explain something.
26:33I told you.
26:34I thought I had a heartburn.
26:35Jan, I must...
26:36We only have a limited time here.
26:37Please, ladies and gentlemen.
26:38That means I get to finish the question here, Jan.
26:40Now, listen carefully.
26:41The sea crab is an unusual fish
26:42because its teeth aren't where you'd expect them to be.
26:45Where are they?
26:46Maybe in the glass next to his jambies.
26:50Where would you find the sea crab's teeth?
26:53The sea crab's teeth.
26:57I'd like to correct something Kent McCord said.
26:59Jan, we do have the time, really.
27:01The sea crab's teeth, of course, everyone knows,
27:03is over his eyes.
27:05Over his eyes.
27:06I disagree.
27:07No, they're in its stomach.
27:08Can we put a circle there
27:09and we add up the scores?
27:10First of all,
27:11we look over and we see that Nelson
27:12has three X's on the board,
27:14$50 apiece.
27:15You have $150 in cash.
27:17But, more importantly,
27:18you won two secret squares
27:19amounting to $4,637.
27:22Lovely parting gifts.
27:23We thank you for playing our game.
27:24Thank you.
27:25Congratulations.
27:26But, Margaret Nelson,
27:28we find that you have $900 won.
27:30And that means
27:31that the most cashed one
27:32wins the Chevrolet Vega sedan.
27:35We congratulate Margaret Nelson
27:37on her second square.
27:38Thank you.
27:40I would like to thank
27:41our audience this evening.
27:42You've been most delightful.
27:43And Ket McCord from Adam 12,
27:45Joan Rivers,
27:46always a pleasure to see you,
27:47Jan Murray,
27:48Susan St. James,
27:49McMillan & Wife,
27:50Paul in The Paul In Show,
27:51Marty Feldman from London,
27:52Dick Smothers-Rowe,
27:53Wally,
27:54Peter Marshall,
27:55on behalf of all of them,
27:56wishing you and yours
27:57a lovely evening.
27:58If you have a chance,
27:59join us here next week.
28:00Bye-bye.
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29:10applause
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