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00:00:30This is Los Angeles, the city of angels, the cradle of the American dream, a city that
00:00:48never sleeps, rich in cinema, music, business.
00:00:54Here lives an American lawyer by the name of George Despirito, a successful man with
00:00:59a life that many would envy, yet in that life that seen from the outside seems perfect,
00:01:05something is missing.
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00:02:29come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:02:48Ms. George, a message from your wife.
00:02:51Bon giorno caro.
00:02:52Hai fatto troppo tardi ieri sera.
00:02:53Sai che io Massimo alle nove devo andare a dormire.
00:02:56Anyway, I hope your reunion has generated profit.
00:02:59The neighbors bought a private plane.
00:03:02And us? When?
00:03:04I know, I know, I aimed at the winning horse, love, come on.
00:03:10No kiss before leaving.
00:03:12The doctor says that if you interrupt sleep, the skin will feel it.
00:03:16And don't tear my tickets.
00:03:26Kiss, kiss.
00:03:33Watch out, Italians.
00:03:35Excuse me.
00:03:39Hello, the first flight that leaves, any place is fine, thank you.
00:03:42The first flight departing goes to Romania.
00:03:44Romania, perfect, it's a place of fear.
00:03:47Fear, Romania, there's Dracula.
00:03:49Nothing, you don't understand.
00:03:50There would also be another flight, going to Los Angeles.
00:03:53Los Angeles, better, better.
00:03:55My name is Angelo, it's fine for Los Angeles.
00:03:57Too late.
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59We don't have time to pack your luggage.
00:04:02What luggage? I don't have a luggage.
00:04:03Excuse me, what's that?
00:04:05That? That's not mine.
00:04:06It's his, it's Destor Truppen.
00:04:08Hey, pick up the potato, leave it there.
00:04:10So, confirmed for Los Angeles?
00:04:12Yes, of course.
00:04:13First name?
00:04:14What do you mean?
00:04:15Angelo, first name.
00:04:17Ah, yes, right.
00:04:19Put Lupino.
00:04:22Goffredo Lupino.
00:04:24Excuse me, can you give me the document?
00:04:26The document, yes.
00:04:27No, but I'll explain.
00:04:28I said Angelo, because it's my last name.
00:04:30I'm a musician, I make metal music.
00:04:33I don't know if you've ever heard our band, the Metal Detectors.
00:04:36We make airport music.
00:04:40Take off your belt.
00:04:43Like this.
00:04:47Here you go.
00:04:48Ah, thank you.
00:04:49You're funny.
00:04:50I work at the airport, if you don't get it on the fly, it's a joke.
00:04:53Have a good trip.
00:04:54When will you find your husband?
00:04:59Good morning.
00:05:14I don't understand, did this man see you?
00:05:16Wait.
00:05:17Yes, I think he was dressed as a metalhead.
00:05:20Yes, he was boarding for the United States.
00:05:22Ok, let's go.
00:05:23But what did he do?
00:05:24Everything.
00:05:44But of course it's confirmed.
00:05:46Mr. Texas in person.
00:05:47It will be my lunch on Saturday.
00:05:50How many years have you been doing this?
00:05:52So, don't worry.
00:05:54You'll see that it will be the biggest joint venture between Italy and the United States in the last decade.
00:05:58Yes, I know it's hard.
00:06:00I know.
00:06:01By the way, do you know him?
00:06:03Give me some advice.
00:06:04I don't know, what tastes does he have?
00:06:05What does he eat?
00:06:07Ok, perfect.
00:06:08Perfect.
00:06:09See you.
00:06:11Ok, perfect.
00:06:12Perfect, I'll take care of it.
00:06:13Stay calm.
00:06:14Thank you.
00:06:15Bye.
00:06:16Alissa.
00:06:17Yes?
00:06:19Arrange a Japanese lunch for the meeting on Saturday.
00:06:22Sushi for Texan.
00:06:23Please.
00:06:24Of the highest level.
00:06:25Ok.
00:06:26Ok.
00:06:40You know what?
00:06:42Next month I have an appointment at the Beryl Hills Beauty Center by the specialist who does miracles.
00:06:48But it takes a year to book.
00:06:50And that's what I did.
00:07:00What?
00:07:01What's up?
00:07:02Do you see it?
00:07:03Where?
00:07:04Do you see it? Here.
00:07:05Can you see it?
00:07:06What?
00:07:07A mistake.
00:07:08What are you saying?
00:07:09It's just a belly.
00:07:10A belly?
00:07:11Oh God, a belly.
00:07:12Oh God, a belly.
00:07:13Do you think Giorgio would like to have children?
00:07:15Imagine, imagine the mistakes.
00:07:17And this just in, sad news from the world of finance.
00:07:19Come here.
00:07:20Come here.
00:07:21Listen to this.
00:07:22Mr. Giuseppe Maria Dispirito has suffered a fatal heart attack whilst on a business trip.
00:07:25Mr. Dispirito was the son of Italian immigrants to the country who came here seeking a better life.
00:07:30He set up his first business when he was just 15 which he later made into a multi-million dollar concern.
00:07:41He was a well respected leader and will be sadly missed by the business community.
00:07:50We will bring you updates on this story as we happen.
00:07:54In other news, we go over now to our first news week.
00:08:29And now what do I invent?
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:09:00Hello? Honey?
00:09:02What honey? It's me, Angelo.
00:09:05I see, we've been divorced for six months, I can't call you honey.
00:09:09Ok, fine. Sorry if I call you honey.
00:09:12I know I need to give you that sum of money, in fact I called you…
00:09:15Yes, I'm in Los Angeles, for work.
00:09:18No, I called you because I wanted to know
00:09:21if you could send me a small sum, please.
00:09:24And hang up! I don't give a fuck when she hangs up!
00:09:31I miss her so much.
00:09:35Bye bye.
00:09:54I miss her so much.
00:10:18The compass for your investments.
00:10:21Maybe.
00:10:22But who can I invest in? My partner?
00:10:34Anyway, it's better to invest than to be invested.
00:10:41Let's get ourselves a room.
00:10:52I miss her so much.
00:10:57Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
00:10:59Wait, let me explain.
00:11:00Put your hands up!
00:11:07America, is this the way to treat an Italian?
00:11:11You owe everything to us Italians.
00:11:13If in Colombo that day we were talking to the navigators,
00:11:16you were still hunting boars and deer.
00:11:20Clear?
00:11:22Put your hands up!
00:11:37Where am I going?
00:11:42The Americans.
00:11:44I was born the day before yesterday.
00:11:47It's so cool here.
00:11:51Come on, I'm going to say something bad to you too.
00:11:59Hi.
00:12:01It's a long day.
00:12:02Hello.
00:12:05I suffer for the fire.
00:12:11Did you make bismotch?
00:12:13Grilled?
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:16At this point, if there is a free room,
00:12:18I don't know who I can talk to.
00:12:21Are you the concierge?
00:12:22Yes.
00:12:23If you don't mind, there is a room slip to...
00:12:27Free slip to the room.
00:12:30You know what?
00:12:31Whoever has a concept, I'll help you.
00:12:35As long as the bathroom is not shared.
00:12:39I'll put it here.
00:12:40Who would have thought?
00:12:42The first night in Los Angeles
00:12:44in a hotel with 15 million people.
00:12:48I'll go over it again.
00:12:49The tongue is important, the tongue.
00:12:51I want it.
00:12:53That's it.
00:12:55Lesson one.
00:12:57Glasses.
00:12:59Glasses.
00:13:01Glasses.
00:13:03Glasses.
00:13:05Glasses.
00:13:07Glasses.
00:13:08Glasses.
00:13:09Glasses.
00:13:10Glasses.
00:13:12Window.
00:13:13Window.
00:13:14Cats.
00:13:15Cats.
00:13:17Cats.
00:13:18How cats?
00:13:20Excuse me.
00:13:21So when you hear them meowing at night for hours and hours,
00:13:24you mean?
00:13:25What broken cats.
00:13:35Don't eat all the sheep
00:13:37or you'll get sleepy.
00:14:07I'm hungry.
00:14:14Give me back those are mine.
00:14:16Mamma mia.
00:14:20It's not even hot.
00:14:22Maybe it was the sun for 24 hours.
00:14:2424 hours.
00:14:36Is he your dad?
00:14:39Who?
00:14:40Is this your dad?
00:14:43What dad?
00:14:44I'm alive.
00:14:45I'm not dead.
00:14:46I'm sleepy.
00:14:47Let me sleep.
00:14:48The picture.
00:14:50When he was little he was dead.
00:14:52I'm not.
00:14:53Is he your dad?
00:15:05Your father.
00:15:07Fa...
00:15:08Father.
00:15:09I don't understand you.
00:15:10I'm less than one.
00:15:11I am.
00:15:12You are.
00:15:13She is.
00:15:14He.
00:15:15Yes.
00:15:16Because there are three of us here.
00:15:17My God.
00:15:18Your...
00:15:19Father.
00:15:20Ah.
00:15:21It's in the sense of father.
00:15:22Not in the sense of love.
00:15:23Who is?
00:15:24But this is not my father.
00:15:28Give me a bit.
00:15:32Mr. Dispirito.
00:15:34Fifty million dollars.
00:15:37Is he your dad?
00:15:39Yes or no?
00:15:41What?
00:15:43This is.
00:15:44Your dad.
00:15:45Yes or no?
00:15:47He's my father.
00:15:49This is my father.
00:15:50You are a genius.
00:15:51You are a genius.
00:15:52You are nothing else.
00:15:53He's my father.
00:15:54He's my father.
00:15:55My father.
00:15:56My daddy.
00:15:57I found him.
00:15:58You are a genius.
00:15:59May Jesus bless you.
00:16:00Let me hug you.
00:16:01Let me hug you.
00:16:02I found my father.
00:16:03Why are you so happy if your father is dead?
00:16:05I told you genius.
00:16:06I told you thank you.
00:16:07Now don't mess with me.
00:16:08Okay?
00:16:09Hey Einstein.
00:16:11You keep this.
00:16:12I keep this.
00:16:13Thank you friend.
00:16:17You need.
00:16:18You need.
00:16:19You need the dress.
00:16:20If you give me the dress.
00:16:22I'll give you these glasses.
00:16:23Glasses made in Italy.
00:16:24How do you say glasses?
00:16:25Glasses.
00:16:26Good.
00:16:27They are glasses.
00:16:28Do you want them?
00:16:29I want money.
00:16:30If you have the money.
00:16:31I have them here.
00:16:33If you give me a dress.
00:16:34I'll give you these glasses.
00:16:36And this gold watch.
00:16:38This is a gold watch.
00:16:39I want money.
00:16:40Great.
00:16:41But I also have a gold watch.
00:16:44I can't take it anymore.
00:16:45I want Sven.
00:16:46I'll give you these glasses.
00:16:47This gold watch.
00:16:48And this bracelet.
00:16:49Do you want them?
00:16:50I want money.
00:16:51I'll put on you the high fashion shirt.
00:16:53This is almost the same.
00:16:54This is the same?
00:16:55This is the same.
00:16:56If you buy it original.
00:16:57If you buy it at the market.
00:16:58It's almost the same.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00Nothing.
00:17:01It's my thing.
00:17:02Do you want them or not?
00:17:03I want money.
00:17:04Money.
00:17:05Money.
00:17:06Always money.
00:17:07I don't have money.
00:17:08I don't have.
00:17:09What can I give you?
00:17:10What are you looking at?
00:17:12Here.
00:17:14I want your shoes.
00:17:15What are you looking at?
00:17:16It's the only good brand I have.
00:17:19What can I do?
00:17:20I'll go barefoot.
00:17:21Don't worry.
00:17:22Don't worry.
00:17:23Don't worry.
00:17:24They'll be here soon.
00:17:28Go back to my brother.
00:17:29Not on the moon.
00:17:42It was a nice funeral.
00:17:44Your father would have been happy.
00:17:49George.
00:17:52My love.
00:17:56It's over.
00:17:57We're all very sad.
00:18:00At least let's try to see the bright side.
00:18:05We're rich.
00:18:08You have a nice smile for all those millions.
00:18:11Could you do it for me?
00:18:12Please.
00:18:15Do you know what we'll do?
00:18:17We'll buy a nice prestigious villa.
00:18:19Maybe in Hawaii.
00:18:20What do you think?
00:18:22And then with the diamond.
00:18:24I'm not talking about me.
00:18:25The diamond is always a great investment.
00:18:30And then a yacht.
00:18:33How can you live without a yacht?
00:18:37Dad always said that money never made anyone rich.
00:18:40Okay, I'm going to my room.
00:18:41Kisses.
00:18:42What do you mean kisses?
00:18:43Stay with me.
00:18:45What for?
00:18:47It's time for the afternoon mask.
00:19:04I'll do it.
00:19:07Damn it.
00:19:08Who made it?
00:19:12Who is it?
00:19:13Hello.
00:19:14I'm Angel.
00:19:15What?
00:19:16I'm looking for my brother.
00:19:17I'm the brother of my brother.
00:19:19Who?
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:21Do you understand?
00:19:22Follow my lips.
00:19:23I'm George's brother.
00:19:25George, my brother.
00:19:27Do you understand?
00:19:28Brother.
00:19:29Yeah.
00:19:30Brother.
00:19:31I'm sorry, sir.
00:19:32Please.
00:19:33I'm sorry.
00:19:34I'm sorry.
00:19:35I'm sorry.
00:19:36I'm sorry.
00:19:37I'm sorry.
00:19:38I'm sorry.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:41Sir.
00:19:42Please come in.
00:19:43Come in.
00:19:44If you open the door, come in.
00:19:45Otherwise, I won't come in.
00:19:48Thank you.
00:19:49Perfect.
00:19:50Damn, she's so stubborn.
00:19:52Excuse me.
00:19:54Listen to me.
00:19:55So, this is a story of love.
00:19:57But many, many years ago.
00:19:59Many, many, many years ago.
00:20:03But if I speak Italian, do you understand me?
00:20:04Of course.
00:20:05I studied in Rome.
00:20:06And you're making me sweat.
00:20:08So, your mother, not your mother, my mother,
00:20:10told me about you only after my father's death.
00:20:14So, I came here to meet the brother I've never met.
00:20:20Let me hug you.
00:20:21Don't touch me.
00:20:22Excuse me.
00:20:23I don't have any brother.
00:20:24Go away.
00:20:25What did he say?
00:20:26I don't understand.
00:20:27If you go away right now, he'll understand.
00:20:29I don't have any brother.
00:20:30Is that clear?
00:20:31You don't believe me.
00:20:32You don't believe me.
00:20:33But excuse me.
00:20:34Look.
00:20:35Look.
00:20:36How can you say you're not my brother?
00:20:37We're the same.
00:20:38We're the same.
00:20:39Nothing.
00:20:40Of course, Mr. George.
00:20:42Your brother looks a lot more like his father than you.
00:20:45Good.
00:20:46See?
00:20:47They say it too.
00:20:48Hug him.
00:20:49Hug him.
00:20:50Hug him.
00:20:51Who are you?
00:20:52Shut up.
00:20:53Hands there.
00:20:54Take him out.
00:20:55Come on.
00:20:56Out.
00:20:57So, put your hands down.
00:20:58How dare you?
00:20:59What's your problem?
00:21:00Do you think I'm here for the inheritance?
00:21:02I don't want your money.
00:21:03I just want to hug my brother.
00:21:06Hug him.
00:21:07Stop it.
00:21:09Who's this guy?
00:21:12His brother.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14I don't know.
00:21:15He came in saying he's my brother.
00:21:16He's probably crazy.
00:21:17Saying?
00:21:18I'm your brother.
00:21:19Me?
00:21:20No, me.
00:21:21I am the brother of George.
00:21:24Angel.
00:21:25Angel.
00:21:26Do you understand me if I speak Italian?
00:21:27I studied in Rome.
00:21:28Come on.
00:21:29I'm almost done with school.
00:21:30Ma'am.
00:21:31Nice to meet you.
00:21:32I'm...
00:21:33Okay.
00:21:34I'm Angelo.
00:21:35George's stepbrother.
00:21:36So, she's my sister-in-law.
00:21:37Give me a hug.
00:21:38Don't touch me.
00:21:39What does he want?
00:21:40Do something.
00:21:41Call security.
00:21:42In fact, he's...
00:21:43Call security.
00:21:44Ma'am.
00:21:45Ma'am.
00:21:46Leave me alone.
00:21:47Leave me alone.
00:21:48Ma'am.
00:21:49For God's sake.
00:21:50Don't you ever try to stop me while I'm doing something.
00:21:54Clear?
00:21:55Yes, ma'am.
00:22:00What is it?
00:22:01The speaker.
00:22:04I approve.
00:22:06Get out.
00:22:07Yes, I'm going.
00:22:08Just in time to get two jewels.
00:22:11They're mine.
00:22:12I won't let you steal them from my brother's house.
00:22:16Ma'am, shut up.
00:22:17Come on.
00:22:18Get out.
00:22:19Bye, dad.
00:22:21Put your hands down, you son of a bitch.
00:22:23I don't need to look for actresses.
00:22:29Bye, brother.
00:22:34Hey, you too.
00:22:35Today is a bad day.
00:22:41I know.
00:22:42I know.
00:22:43I know.
00:22:44I know.
00:22:45I know.
00:22:46I know.
00:22:47I know.
00:22:48I know.
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00:22:50I know.
00:22:51I know.
00:22:52I know.
00:22:53I know.
00:22:54I know.
00:22:55I know.
00:22:56I know.
00:22:57I know.
00:22:58I know.
00:22:59I know.
00:23:00I know.
00:23:01I know.
00:23:02I know.
00:23:03I know.
00:23:04I know.
00:23:05I know.
00:23:06I know.
00:23:07I know.
00:23:08I know.
00:23:09I know.
00:23:11I know.
00:23:12I know.
00:23:13I know.
00:23:14I know.
00:23:15I know.
00:23:16I know.
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:23Oh, you went to the dentist.
00:23:26No.
00:23:27What's going on?
00:23:29I'm telling everyone who my brother is.
00:23:32Your brother is the one whooping asking you to come in.
00:23:34Come in.
00:23:35Can I come in?
00:23:36Sorry, sorry.
00:23:37Come on.
00:23:38Go ahead.
00:23:39Yes, it's the weekend!
00:23:40Get in, you idiot.
00:23:47All right, come on.
00:23:48It won't be the Grand Hotel, but it's better than the cartoons.
00:23:50Miss George said one night only.
00:23:53Manila.
00:23:54Manila.
00:23:55Manila.
00:23:56There's the gym in Portoncino.
00:23:57And then, even for one night, I can't make my bed.
00:24:00The gardener slept here.
00:24:02Now I sleep here, all right?
00:24:04Oh.
00:24:05Miguel.
00:24:06Miguel.
00:24:07Manila, what happened to the gardener?
00:24:10He was a beautiful man.
00:24:12He was?
00:24:13Did he crush you?
00:24:14No, he left.
00:24:15I believe you.
00:24:16And you go too, because here we don't pay you to make love to the gardener.
00:24:20Especially during working hours.
00:24:22And I'm not the gardener.
00:24:24Manila, go to sleep.
00:24:25Clear?
00:24:26Ah.
00:24:27Go, Manila.
00:24:28Bye.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:30Bye.
00:24:31Manila, go to sleep.
00:24:40Has he put your brain back on?
00:24:51I had to.
00:24:52All the neighbors were there.
00:24:54I couldn't do anything else. Everyone was there.
00:24:56Another five minutes and the journalists arrived.
00:24:58But he's crazy.
00:25:00Don't you see? You're not normal either.
00:25:02It's just for tonight, isn't it?
00:25:04How can you imagine waiting for a stranger?
00:25:07All right, we'll think about it tomorrow morning.
00:25:09Leave it to me.
00:25:10Good night.
00:25:11Kiss, kiss.
00:25:14Kiss, kiss.
00:25:25Damn, I'll miss him.
00:25:28Hello?
00:25:29Are you calling me at this hour?
00:25:31Oh, it's early in the morning.
00:25:33When will I be back? Do you want money? Let me work.
00:25:36No, I have an important business to take care of.
00:25:39An inheritance.
00:25:41No, no one died, no one died.
00:25:43Except for the gardener who was crushed.
00:25:46No, no, don't worry.
00:25:47I'll explain.
00:25:48I read in a newspaper...
00:25:51How nervous I get when I attack.
00:25:53What's the contract? Reload and attack?
00:25:56Here, let's call Vibrazione.
00:25:58Good night, sir.
00:26:06This Vibrazione is too loud.
00:26:10Oh my God!
00:26:11Can I do something for you?
00:26:13Manila, what's wrong with you?
00:26:16And above all, what the fuck did you put on?
00:26:19Go to sleep, Manila, please.
00:26:21Are you sure?
00:26:22Are you sure, Manila?
00:26:23Get out of here and go to your room.
00:26:25Go, go.
00:26:26Come on, Manila.
00:26:27Good night.
00:26:28Go.
00:26:29With the surface you occupy, just the name of a capital, you can understand.
00:26:33Manila.
00:26:34Did you call me?
00:26:35Sleep!
00:26:37And pose like a jaguar.
00:26:48So, how much money do you want to go to hell here?
00:26:52You have to leave now.
00:26:54But you don't understand.
00:26:56I don't want your money, okay?
00:26:58I just want to be with my big brother.
00:27:00Let me hug you.
00:27:01Don't touch me.
00:27:02Don't call me brother.
00:27:03I don't have brothers, clear?
00:27:05How can you be so sure?
00:27:09Sorry if I eat, but dad's death created an empty air in my stomach.
00:27:12Listen, listen to me well.
00:27:13I have to go now, okay?
00:27:15Today there is a very important meeting here.
00:27:17A Texan is coming for the closing of a huge deal, okay?
00:27:19High finance stuff.
00:27:20I'm closing the acquisition.
00:27:21What do I tell you to do about certain things?
00:27:23Do what you are asked to do.
00:27:24So, I don't want anything.
00:27:26Listen to me.
00:27:27You stay hidden in silence, clear?
00:27:29Then when the Texan arrives, after lunch, we decide what to do.
00:27:32Did I make myself clear?
00:27:33Hey!
00:27:34I don't have to see you.
00:27:36What do you want?
00:27:37You put me behind Manila.
00:27:38I'm talking seriously.
00:27:39You have to stay hidden in silence, okay?
00:27:41Promise?
00:27:42Promise.
00:27:43But it's not nice that your big brother is ashamed of you.
00:27:46And then you leave right away.
00:27:47Then I'm hidden.
00:27:48Better.
00:27:49Goodbye.
00:27:50Salve!
00:27:53Manila, what's up?
00:27:54Don't you kiss the minions?
00:27:55But this was the food for the meeting.
00:27:59Ah, it's this.
00:28:00Yes, yes.
00:28:01I understood, I understood.
00:28:02I understood.
00:28:03I understood.
00:28:04How do they stop?
00:28:05So?
00:28:06Do you put it on too?
00:28:07But excuse me, but the Texan still has this thing alive.
00:28:10Come on.
00:28:11What is this?
00:28:13The disgusting one.
00:28:14What is this?
00:28:21SILENCE
00:28:32This is a difficult time.
00:28:42Howdy.
00:28:43Patricia, I presume.
00:28:44My pleasure.
00:28:45Mine.
00:28:46May I present my new assistant, Miss Brandy.
00:28:49Pleased to meet you.
00:28:51Nice to meet you.
00:28:53Giorgio, your father was a great man.
00:28:57I'm sorry.
00:28:59Please, this way.
00:29:01Thank you.
00:29:02Thank you.
00:29:05It's very difficult.
00:29:08Hey, I like that Prosecco.
00:29:11Do you want some more?
00:29:14No, thank you.
00:29:15I have a job and I'm dying of hunger.
00:29:18I'm dying of hunger.
00:29:19But you speak Italian.
00:29:20I'm learning.
00:29:22It's always good to know who your friends or adversaries are.
00:29:33I made something special for you.
00:29:35Really?
00:29:40Here I am.
00:29:42Today, a specialty of the house.
00:29:44Bucatini alla Matriciana.
00:29:46Here it is.
00:29:47Try it.
00:29:48Try to repeat it.
00:29:49Bucatini alla Matriciana.
00:29:50Well, thank you.
00:29:51It's nothing.
00:29:52Where is it?
00:29:53Mister?
00:29:54Here, give this to your wife.
00:29:55Here.
00:29:56Repeat, Mister.
00:29:57Bucatini alla Matriciana.
00:29:58Bucatini alla Matriciana.
00:30:00Yes.
00:30:01Well, that's another pasta.
00:30:02But I'm wrong.
00:30:03You said Japanese food.
00:30:05Oh, Mister.
00:30:06Mister.
00:30:07Listen.
00:30:08Listen.
00:30:09Mister, Japanese.
00:30:10Not good, not fresh.
00:30:11Why do they do this to you?
00:30:12Because they know that later you have to build a belly.
00:30:17Did you understand?
00:30:18All right.
00:30:19I'm too hungry to argue.
00:30:21It can be.
00:30:26It's pretty good.
00:30:27Delicious.
00:30:28Good.
00:30:29Bravo, bravo.
00:30:30Thank you.
00:30:31It's not like I'm in the kitchen with my shoes on.
00:30:34Now go, dear, go.
00:30:35I'm going.
00:30:36Go, go.
00:30:37The hat on the table is dirty.
00:30:42Oh, perfect.
00:30:43And the first one is gone.
00:30:45What are you doing?
00:30:46Did you eat the Bucatini from Shanghai?
00:30:48Look, look, look.
00:30:49They're so good.
00:30:50How do you know?
00:30:51They're good.
00:30:52They're good.
00:30:53I know.
00:30:54They're al dente.
00:30:55They're good.
00:30:56But what do you know about food?
00:30:57Did you eat overcooked rice wrapped in tinfoil?
00:31:02And sushi would be like this.
00:31:04I don't get it.
00:31:05Listen, did we think of anything for the wine?
00:31:11What?
00:31:12A grappa?
00:31:13No grappa.
00:31:14What is it?
00:31:15I don't know what it is.
00:31:16I'm asking you.
00:31:17What is it?
00:31:18What is it?
00:31:19I don't know.
00:31:20This is the acid of the drums.
00:31:21What is this?
00:31:22Texan.
00:31:23It needs a damn wine, doesn't it?
00:31:27Perfect.
00:31:28Manila.
00:31:29Cavadappi.
00:31:30Come on, quick.
00:31:31Move the plate.
00:31:37Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:39I brought The Wine Italeri, the Italian wine.
00:31:42It's thick and fruity.
00:31:43Especially compared to what he sold.
00:31:45He sold it for $200.
00:31:46It's a lot.
00:31:47It's a lot.
00:31:48Here you go, mister.
00:31:49Just a little bit.
00:31:50Here you go.
00:31:51Here, pass it to the gentlemen.
00:31:55Mister, mister.
00:31:56I have an idea.
00:31:57The wine, to taste it better,
00:31:59you have to decant it.
00:32:01Two or three turns.
00:32:02Here you go.
00:32:10Oh, that's really good wine.
00:32:11Here you go.
00:32:12Excellent.
00:32:13I know, I know.
00:32:14Where did you find an incredible man like this?
00:32:17He's a relative from Italy.
00:32:19Let's say, I would be Giorgi's brother.
00:32:22The brother, brother, Italian style.
00:32:24Nice to meet you.
00:32:25Angelo.
00:32:26It's true.
00:32:27You look a lot alike.
00:32:29You see?
00:32:30Even Texas Ranger says it.
00:32:32We are two drops of water.
00:32:34Actually, to be precise,
00:32:35between two shampoos,
00:32:36we are two drops of water.
00:32:38Sit down, have a drink with us, son.
00:32:40What did he say?
00:32:41Have a drink with us.
00:32:43I don't know.
00:32:44I don't know.
00:32:45I can't.
00:32:46I don't drink on duty.
00:32:48I imagine you came for the funeral.
00:32:52How long are you staying?
00:32:54Well, my sister-in-law doesn't want me to stay long.
00:32:56No, what are you saying?
00:32:57I know how.
00:32:59You're kidding.
00:33:01You wanted to stay only two days, right?
00:33:03And I knew that Giorgi would be very pleased
00:33:07and I asked you to stay at least
00:33:11two weeks.
00:33:13Two weeks.
00:33:15Listen to me.
00:33:16It's important that two brothers can be together
00:33:19in moments like this.
00:33:21Yes.
00:33:22I was alone when my father died.
00:33:26Difficult.
00:33:29To the family.
00:33:30To the family.
00:33:32To the family.
00:33:34To yours, because I don't drink.
00:33:36Well, since you also told Texas,
00:33:38I would stay another two weeks.
00:33:40So now I'm going to prepare the salted fish
00:33:43on a salad dressing.
00:33:45It's called bed.
00:33:46But I only have two sheets and a dressing, right?
00:33:48Sorry.
00:33:49Excuse me, brother.
00:33:50Can I tell you a few words?
00:33:52Think of the family.
00:33:53Think of the family.
00:33:54Think of the family.
00:33:58Thank God you promised me to stay hidden.
00:34:00But you're not happy.
00:34:01Speak slowly.
00:34:02You're not happy.
00:34:03The pasta was good.
00:34:04Now Texas is well-arranged.
00:34:06Yes, the pasta wasn't bad.
00:34:07Thanks for that.
00:34:09Let me hug you.
00:34:10Enough!
00:34:11Listen to me.
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13It's essential that we reach this agreement.
00:34:14Okay?
00:34:15I've invested a lot.
00:34:16And if it fails,
00:34:17I'll give you a mountain of money.
00:34:18Clear?
00:34:19If you want the contract to go well,
00:34:20don't go around Texas.
00:34:22Leave it to me.
00:34:23This is my job.
00:34:24And don't underestimate the boss's wife.
00:34:26But the assistant?
00:34:28She doesn't assist, she participates.
00:34:29Listen, go away.
00:34:30Go away.
00:34:31Trust me.
00:34:32I said go away.
00:34:33Go away.
00:34:34Hey.
00:34:35Smile.
00:34:36You're sadder than a plate of semolina.
00:34:37Go away.
00:34:38I'm going, I'm going.
00:34:39George!
00:34:40Go.
00:34:41Call the Führer.
00:34:42George!
00:34:47Whiskey, what did you drink?
00:34:51If you go out, don't drive.
00:34:52Otherwise the cops will catch you.
00:34:57And these are the forecasts for the next five years.
00:35:00Darling, what provisions do we have for these calculations?
00:35:04These projections are quite optimistic.
00:35:18You know what that is?
00:35:20That, my friend, is a silver dollar.
00:35:23You're asking for twenty million
00:35:25of my hard-earned dollars.
00:35:27So I gotta make sure in this kind of risky business
00:35:30I come out smelling like a Texas rose.
00:35:33You know what I'm saying?
00:35:49All right.
00:35:51Tell me more.
00:35:57All right.
00:35:58Tell me more.
00:36:27So, in addition to the contributions, we can also offer you 15% in advance and 3% of the net profits.
00:36:58Giorgio.
00:37:00We agree.
00:37:22Giorgio.
00:37:23It was a pleasure doing business with you.
00:37:25Your father would be proud.
00:37:27Thank you.
00:37:29Tricia.
00:37:31And Angelo.
00:37:36Adio.
00:37:37Bye.
00:37:38Come on, baby girl.
00:37:42Mr. Texas!
00:37:46Angelo, un penserin for you.
00:37:49What's this?
00:37:52Thank you.
00:37:54Thank you.
00:37:55Thank you.
00:37:56Molte gentile.
00:37:57Adio.
00:37:58Bye.
00:38:23It makes you jump the contract.
00:38:28But why? What did you understand?
00:38:29A mosquito got into my eye and it inflated.
00:38:32I took a glass of water to take the pill.
00:38:36But where have you ever seen such a big pill?
00:38:42And when I did that, what did you understand?
00:38:45You didn't find the pill and you assumed it.
00:38:53Bye.
00:39:01Angelo.
00:39:03Yes?
00:39:06Thank you for the collaboration.
00:39:08That one at the door can go.
00:39:11But...
00:39:12At lunch you told me I could stay two weeks.
00:39:15Indeed.
00:39:17You know I don't believe a word you say
00:39:20to all the bullshit about brotherhood.
00:39:22So...
00:39:23Manila!
00:39:27Accompagnola al cancello.
00:39:31Honey, but actually
00:39:32you helped us close an important contract today, didn't you?
00:39:35And then we were left without a gardener.
00:39:38Oh, Manila.
00:39:39That's right, it's true.
00:39:40We're short of staff, so...
00:39:42It's fine for me.
00:39:43You're hired.
00:39:51In effetti oggi hai contribuito
00:39:53a far aumentare il fatturato di famiglia.
00:39:56Bene.
00:39:57Vuoi rimanere?
00:39:59Te lo devi meritare.
00:40:01Manila, fagli vedere
00:40:02quante belle cose ci sono da fare in questa casa.
00:40:04Vieni.
00:40:05Ma adesso? Subito?
00:40:07Orario continuato.
00:40:08Libere uscita il giovedì pomeriggio,
00:40:10prendere o lasciare.
00:40:11Prendo, prendo.
00:40:12Come on, ti faccio vedere gli attrezzi.
00:40:14Un attimo, un attimo.
00:40:16Scusi, visto che devo iniziare a lavorare,
00:40:18non si potrebbe avere un piccolo anticipo
00:40:20giusto per andare a comprare qualcosa, eh?
00:40:22Posso dargli gli abiti che ha lasciato il giardiniere?
00:40:25Alla stessa taglia?
00:40:26Ecco, brava.
00:40:28Ah, Manila,
00:40:29ma hai una cucciolata di micetti tua, no?
00:40:31Micetti?
00:40:32Cazzo, Manila, cazzo.
00:40:48Sottotitoli e revisione a cura di QTSS
00:41:18Sottotitoli e revisione a cura di QTSS
00:41:49Sottotitoli e revisione a cura di QTSS
00:42:01Ma non c'è una cassaforte.
00:42:03Un miliardario senza una cassaforte
00:42:05è come Rocco senza i suoi fratelli.
00:42:18Sottotitoli e revisione a cura di QTSS
00:42:48Sottotitoli e revisione a cura di QTSS
00:43:18Sottotitoli e revisione a cura di QTSS
00:43:34Sorry, papà .
00:43:37Va bene, dai, non sei mio padre.
00:43:39Però io ti ho scelto come tale.
00:43:41È un figlio, anche se non l'hai voluto,
00:43:43va aiutato.
00:43:48No.
00:43:50Papà ,
00:43:52se sei d'accordo,
00:43:54fammi un cenno.
00:43:56Angelo!
00:43:57Vabbè, ci pensi un po', ciao.
00:44:06Capito?
00:44:07A un certo punto il sogno diventa un incubo.
00:44:09C'era la piscina coperta di spaghetti in bianco.
00:44:12E tu eri sul trampolino tutto nudo che urlavi.
00:44:14E cosa urlavo?
00:44:15Arrivan i pelati!
00:44:18Non fa ridere.
00:44:19A me non fa ridere.
00:44:24Ma secondo te, papà , cosa direbbe?
00:44:26Del sogno?
00:44:27Ma no, del sogno.
00:44:28Dai, di noi due, di me, di te.
00:44:31A me,
00:44:32non lo so, mi piacerebbe sapere
00:44:34di più di lui.
00:44:36Lascia stare mio padre.
00:44:38Nostro padre.
00:44:41Nostro padre, mio padre.
00:44:42Mamma mia, però, come sei triste.
00:44:44Vuoi farti una risata?
00:44:45Ma non male che te ignome fai di spirito.
00:44:47Ma non sarà sta musica?
00:44:48Ma che te stai a sentì?
00:44:50Che cos'è?
00:44:51Chill.
00:44:52Ma scusa, chill non vuol di freddo.
00:44:54E allora?
00:44:55E beh, fai ginnastica
00:44:56e ascolti musica che mette freddo.
00:44:58Sei pure tutto sudato.
00:45:01Ce penso io.
00:45:02Allora.
00:45:03Questa no, questa no.
00:45:06Ecco, questa qua.
00:45:07Chill, via.
00:45:08Eccola qua.
00:45:10Allora, questa così.
00:45:14Senti che robetta, eh?
00:45:18Ah.
00:45:20Questa è musica, eh?
00:45:22Senti che poesia.
00:45:24Se un giorno dovessi avere un figlio,
00:45:26mi piacerebbe che diventasse, non so,
00:45:28direttore d'orchestra.
00:45:30Ecco.
00:45:33Ahem.
00:45:48Sta bene.
00:45:52Angelo?
00:45:54Angelo?
00:45:55Sì?
00:45:56Abbassa il volume.
00:45:57Dai, rilassati.
00:45:59Ma perché non provi?
00:46:00Prova anche tu.
00:46:01Dai, dirigi l'orchestra.
00:46:03Abbassa questo volume.
00:46:04Ghià , prova, prova.
00:46:05Dai, seguimi.
00:46:06Ma che prova?
00:46:07Dai, seguimi.
00:46:08Per favore.
00:46:09Pronto, pronto.
00:46:10Silenzi orchestrali.
00:46:11Ma che orchestrali?
00:46:12Attenzione che il violinista prende iniziativa.
00:46:13Ma non c'è...
00:46:15E dai, la smetti con questa sceneggia...
00:46:27Dai.
00:46:33Alissa.
00:46:36Portami la documentazione per domani.
00:46:38Va bene.
00:46:44Sì.
00:47:03Alissa.
00:47:04Sì?
00:47:06Abbiamo ancora il numero di telefono dell'investigatore a Roma?
00:47:10Glielo chiamo subito.
00:47:11Perfetto.
00:47:15Marotti, investigazione, di ca?
00:47:17Sì, salve Marotti.
00:47:18Sono Mr. Dispirito from Los Angeles.
00:47:20Oh, Mr. Dispirito.
00:47:21Senta, volevo dirle...
00:47:22Prendo nota.
00:47:23Prendo nota.
00:47:24Sì.
00:47:25No, no, no, no.
00:47:27Sì, sì, sì, subito.
00:47:28Certo.
00:47:29Ah, Angelo.
00:47:30Sì, sto scrivendo.
00:47:33Sì, An...
00:47:34No, no, no.
00:47:36Mi raccomando, un lavoro top secret.
00:47:38Sì, d'accordo.
00:47:40Angelo...
00:47:41Esigo la massima privacy.
00:47:43Sì, sì, scusi, Mr. Dispirito.
00:47:44Sì.
00:47:46Ecco.
00:47:47Sì.
00:47:48Sì.
00:47:49Sì.
00:47:52E mi tenga aggiornato sugli sviluppi.
00:47:54Sì, Mr. Dispirito.
00:47:55Senz'altro.
00:47:56Arrivederla.
00:47:59Togli sto nave...
00:48:11Quando calienta il sole, qua sulla pioia...
00:48:15Quando calienta il sole, è vero e amore...
00:48:22Angelo?
00:48:24Quando calienta il sole...
00:48:27Angelo?
00:48:28Un attimo, signora.
00:48:29Sto lavorando.
00:48:31Senti, ti dispiacerebbe mettermi un po' di crema, per favore?
00:48:37A suo servizio, signora.
00:48:39Aspetta un attimo.
00:48:41Ok.
00:48:50Che bravo che sei.
00:48:51Sì, lo so.
00:48:53C'è chi ha il tocco vellutato, io ce l'ho felpato, pensi.
00:48:59Signora.
00:49:04Ho capito, però così induce tentazioni.
00:49:06Allora...
00:49:08Ecco qua, e dai.
00:49:13Signora.
00:49:15Un pochino di qua.
00:49:21Angelo?
00:49:22Sì?
00:49:23Non dovevi andare a comprare il cibo per i cani?
00:49:26Eh, signora.
00:49:27Eh, sì.
00:49:33Grazie, può andare.
00:49:37Cos'è, ti piace il Barbaro?
00:49:39Ma stai scherzando?
00:49:41Chi facevi con quel piedino?
00:49:43Ma che ne so, mi è partito l'ormone.
00:49:46Ma secondo te il Barbaro ci sta?
00:49:48Ma secondo me quello vuole solo i soldi dell'eredità di Giorgio.
00:49:52Della mia eredità ?
00:50:02Dove vai?
00:50:03In carico di grande responsabilità .
00:50:05Cioè?
00:50:06Vado a comprare un paio di cani.
00:50:08E tu, fratello, come vai a casa a quest'ora?
00:50:10Ma così, per cambiare un po'.
00:50:11Ero venuto a prendere Patricio per andare a comprare qualcosa da mettermi.
00:50:14Sarebbe ora, così rinnovi sto look da vecchino.
00:50:17Però Patricio è impegnato con la sua amica.
00:50:19Non so, se vuoi ti accompagno io.
00:50:21Ma no, guarda.
00:50:22Perfetto!
00:50:23Dai, fatevi là .
00:50:24Ma no, ma come...
00:50:25Fatevi là , dai.
00:50:26Ma come fatevi là ?
00:50:27Vai, parti, go, go do shopping.
00:50:36Ciao.
00:50:37Ciao.
00:50:38Ciao.
00:51:07Ciao.
00:51:08Ciao.
00:51:37Ciao.
00:51:38Ciao.
00:52:07Come sto?
00:52:09Bene.
00:52:10Grazie per il vestito, ma eravamo venuti qui per te e va bene, te lo sei meritato.
00:52:26Ma qui ci sono i personal shoppers pagati per consigliarti, capito?
00:52:29Ma io non l'ho fatto per denaro.
00:52:31Ma qui in America non si fa mai nulla solo per il gusto di farlo.
00:52:36Guarda, sembriamo i Blue Brothers.
00:52:40Facciamoci una foto.
00:52:41Facciamo un selfie.
00:52:42No, un selfie è passato di moda.
00:52:44Vieni, facciamoci una panoramica.
00:52:48Non ridere.
00:52:49Non ridere.
00:52:51Non ridere.
00:52:53Non ridere.
00:52:54Ma perché non devo ridere?
00:52:55E se no viene fuori un orto panoramica.
00:52:58Ma come fai ad essere sempre così allegro?
00:53:00Perché ho sempre vissuto cercando di fare quello che mi piace.
00:53:03Te lo consiglio.
00:53:04Beato te.
00:53:06Che c'è?
00:53:07Mangiate per il cane.
00:53:09Sai come si arrabbia?
00:53:10Crudelia.
00:53:11Comunque mi hai fatto venire un'idea.
00:53:13Cioè?
00:53:14Adesso so come farlo cacciare di casa da George.
00:53:17Sì, e come?
00:53:20Magari con me ci sta.
00:53:23Per me no.
00:53:24Scommettiamo?
00:53:25Ok, se ti va.
00:53:27Mi posta in palio?
00:53:29Se vinco io mi cedi il turno al beauty center.
00:53:34E se vinci tu ti do la Kelly di Hermès che ho ordinato sei mesi fa.
00:53:40Una borsa da 50.000 dollari contro una seduta al beauty center.
00:53:43Esatto.
00:53:45Sei sicura?
00:53:48Ok, ci sto.
00:53:50Ma io voglio le prove.
00:53:53E prove avrai.
00:53:58Fare quello che mi piace.
00:54:02Fare quello che mi piace.
00:54:14Ehi.
00:54:29Oddio!
00:54:30Ah giusto, oggi è il giorno del cetriolo.
00:54:32Ma che fai? Sei impazzito?
00:54:34Ma come che faccio? Cerco di fare quello che mi va, no?
00:54:36E adesso mi andava un pochino...
00:54:38Ma ti andava cosa?
00:54:39Mi sveglio nel cuore della notte solo perché ti va.
00:54:41Ma non sai benissimo la fatica che faccio per addormentarmi.
00:54:44Tu sai che interrompere il sonno danneggia la pelle?
00:54:47E non interromperlo danneggia i matrimoni.
00:54:50E non interromperlo danneggia i matrimoni.
00:54:52E non interromperlo danneggia i matrimoni.
00:54:54E non interromperlo danneggia i matrimoni.
00:54:56E non interromperlo danneggia i matrimoni.
00:55:00Giorgio.
00:55:01Giorgio.
00:55:02Ecco, questa qua.
00:55:04Poi mettiamo un'altra qua.
00:55:07E un'altra qua.
00:55:09Che fa massa.
00:55:10Ecco, mettiamo un'altra pure perché...
00:55:13Poi, terzo piano.
00:55:15Era andato.
00:55:16Quindi altre due qui.
00:55:18Ecco, ma mettiamocele tutte.
00:55:20Pare brutto lasciarle.
00:55:22La sottilettina che fa da biadesivo.
00:55:24Eccola.
00:55:25Perfetto.
00:55:26E adesso il tocco finale.
00:55:28Questa qui.
00:55:33Prendi un momento, un opportuno.
00:55:38Pronto, ex amore.
00:55:40E come te chiamate?
00:55:42Ti chiamo amore dei cazzi?
00:55:44A proposito, come ti chiami?
00:55:47Stai a scherzare?
00:55:49No, no, non dormivo.
00:55:51La voce è bassa perché...
00:55:53Perché qua neviga sempre.
00:55:55L'osangeles è stato bassi al polo sud, quindi...
00:55:58Senti.
00:56:00Scusa.
00:56:01Whiskey, c'è il tabasco, è piccante.
00:56:04Mannaggia.
00:56:05Senti, ti devo lasciare.
00:56:07Come mi fai scrivere da avvocato?
00:56:09Ma scusa, siamo divorziati, non abbiamo figli, mi hai lasciato tu.
00:56:13E ho capito, ma per 5.000 euro mi fai scrivere da avvocato?
00:56:16Ma se te ne ho ridati già 80.
00:56:18Ma ti ho detto che te li do.
00:56:20Se ti ho detto che te li do, te li do.
00:56:21Lasciami lavorare, no?
00:56:22E non rompi sempre.
00:56:23Porca miseria.
00:56:27Ma che ho attaccato io?
00:56:31Grande.
00:56:34Lo vedi il tabasco?
00:56:51Sì.
00:56:58Sì.
00:57:08Che c'è?
00:57:09Ho chiamato l'investigatore.
00:57:11E?
00:57:12Dice che al momento non ha ancora nessuna novità .
00:57:14Ok, grazie.
00:57:18C'è altro?
00:57:19Posso fare qualcosa?
00:57:20Che cosa vorresti fare?
00:57:23Non capisco.
00:57:24È quello che ti ho appena detto.
00:57:25Per esempio adesso, cosa avresti voglia di fare?
00:57:29Va tutto bene?
00:57:30Ma sì, non ti preoccupare.
00:57:32Sto solo cercando di fare per un po' solo quello che mi va.
00:57:36Vuoi provare anche tu?
00:57:50Sì.
00:58:11Sì.
00:58:20Sì.
00:58:44Angelo?
00:58:46Ma che vuole questa?
00:58:48Sì?
00:58:50Vuoi bere?
00:58:51Eh no, non bevo in servizio.
00:58:53E poi sono vegano.
00:58:55Penso ai soldi, penso ai soldi, penso ai soldi, penso ai soldi.
00:58:59Angelo?
00:59:01Sì?
00:59:02Sai ballare?
00:59:03Me la capisco.
00:59:04Ma giusto qualche passo.
00:59:05Perché?
00:59:06Così.
00:59:08Mi piacerebbe imparare.
00:59:10È una bella idea.
00:59:11Perché non prende qualche lezione con Giorgio?
00:59:13A Giorgio non piace ballare.
00:59:15Pensavo che tu potessi insegnarmi.
00:59:17Ma io so solo l'Alligalli.
00:59:19E sinceramente neanche bene.
00:59:21Molte volte infatti mi perdo il gruppo.
00:59:24Ma quale Alligalli?
00:59:26Un bel tango.
00:59:28Ma questo è il Titanic.
00:59:29Il tango si fa a specchio.
00:59:31Vuoi farlo davanti allo specchio?
00:59:33No, no, meglio così girato, ecco.
00:59:35Guidi tu o guido io?
00:59:37Guida tu, io non c'ho la patente.
00:59:38E allora tango.
00:59:39Sì.
00:59:42Ah!
00:59:43Ah, scusa mio Dio, scusa.
00:59:44No!
00:59:45Su, tutto su, tutto su.
00:59:46Il tango si fa tutto su.
00:59:47E il casquet?
00:59:48Solo se scivoli.
00:59:49Ma sei bravissimo a ballare.
00:59:51Adesso ti insegno io qualcosa.
00:59:52No.
00:59:53Dammi un bacio.
00:59:54No.
00:59:55Sì.
00:59:56E no, potrebbe esserci Giorgio.
00:59:57E Giorgio sta in ufficio.
00:59:58E allora Manila?
00:59:59Manila sta facendo le mesce al cane.
01:00:00Ah, le mesce al cane.
01:00:01Eh sì, vanno di moda oggi.
01:00:02Dammi un bacio.
01:00:03No.
01:00:04Eh dai, dammi un bacio.
01:00:05Eh no.
01:00:06Eh sì.
01:00:07Eh no.
01:00:08Eh sì.
01:00:09Eh no.
01:00:10Guarda che tu non ti puoi rifiutare perché tu sei cosa mia, hai capito?
01:00:11Eh vaffanculo!
01:00:13No!
01:00:14No!
01:00:15Sei uno stupido!
01:00:16Sei uno stupido!
01:00:17Ma non finisce qui.
01:00:18E certo.
01:00:19E prima mi odi, poi mi baci.
01:00:20Ma per chi mi hai preso?
01:00:21Per un pupazzo?
01:00:22Per nulla al mondo tradirei mio fratello.
01:00:23Chiaro?
01:00:24Bravo.
01:00:25Passaglia la seconda mano.
01:00:26Ti dico che ha tentato di violentarmi.
01:00:27Ma non è vero.
01:00:28Non è vero.
01:00:29Non è vero.
01:00:30Non è vero.
01:00:31Non è vero.
01:00:32Non è vero.
01:00:33Non è vero.
01:00:34Non è vero.
01:00:35Non è vero.
01:00:36Non è vero.
01:00:37Non è vero.
01:00:38Non è vero.
01:00:39Non è vero.
01:00:40Non è vero.
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:43Sei un uomo o no?
01:00:45Permetti a chiunque di trattare tua moglie come se fosse una poco di buono.
01:00:49Senti, i tuoi sono le cose.
01:00:51O lo cacci, lo cacci via subito.
01:00:53O chiamo la polizia e lo faccio sbattere in galera a quel maiale dove è giusto che finisca.
01:00:57Sì, ma perché lo ha fatto?
01:00:59Perché?
01:01:00Ma che ti frega perché?
01:01:01Perché?
01:01:02Ti sembra così strano che tua moglie possa essere attraente per qualcuno?
01:01:05No, tesoro mio.
01:01:07Tu sei molto attraente.
01:01:09Adesso dovrebbe permettere di toccarmi, no?
01:01:11Certo.
01:01:15Amore, tu ti fidi più di tua moglie o di uno sconosciuto?
01:01:22Di mia moglie.
01:01:24Beh, caccialo via.
01:01:37Addio!
01:01:38Ma fammi spiegare.
01:01:39Tua moglie ti ha detto una bugia.
01:01:41Se c'è qualcuno che racconta bugie qua, quello sei tu, è chiaro?
01:01:44E adesso vattene.
01:01:45Ma scusa, ma non rubbere mai la moglie a mio fratello.
01:01:48Vieni qua, fai t'abbracciare.
01:01:51Guarda che quella donna ti porterà alla rovina.
01:01:54Perché la donna è come la neve.
01:01:56È bello vederla arrivare.
01:01:59Ma quando chiaccia so' dolori.
01:02:09Vattene, vattene, vattene.
01:02:30Dammi un bacio.
01:02:31No.
01:02:32Eh no.
01:02:33Eh dai.
01:02:34Dammi un bacio.
01:02:35No.
01:02:36Angelo.
01:02:38No.
01:03:08No.
01:03:09No.
01:03:10No.
01:03:11No.
01:03:12No.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14No.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16No.
01:03:17No.
01:03:18No.
01:03:19No.
01:03:20No.
01:03:21No.
01:03:22No.
01:03:23No.
01:03:24No.
01:03:25No.
01:03:26No.
01:03:27No.
01:03:28No.
01:03:29No.
01:03:30No.
01:03:31No.
01:03:32No.
01:03:33No.
01:03:34No.
01:03:35No.
01:03:36No.
01:03:37No.
01:03:38No.
01:03:39No.
01:03:48Angelo.
01:03:50Angelo.
01:03:52Angelo, vieni qui.
01:03:53Con tel non ci parlo.
01:03:54Vieni qui non fare il bambino.
01:03:55Lo so hai me hai detto la verità .
01:03:56Vieni qui.
01:03:58Prima mi cacci via, vuo'.
01:04:00Davvero?
01:04:01Sì, ho visto tutto.
01:04:02Ma che hai visto tutto?
01:04:03Che neanche ce li.
01:04:04Ti dico che ho visto tutto.
01:04:05He recorded everything with his phone.
01:04:07Why did he do that?
01:04:08I don't know.
01:04:09I'll show you.
01:04:10Look.
01:04:13Angelo, I lost my phone.
01:04:15No, look carefully.
01:04:16No, I'm telling you, I lost it.
01:04:17Maybe I left it in the garden.
01:04:19Or maybe I left it in my car.
01:04:22Fuck!
01:04:23It's my wife's car.
01:04:30Why don't I hear you, you shitty phone?
01:04:36Whiskey?
01:04:38Ciccio, give me the phone.
01:04:40Come, come, give it to me.
01:04:41No, good, good.
01:04:42Give me this.
01:04:43Give me, give me the phone.
01:04:45Give me the phone!
01:04:46How disgusting!
01:04:48It's all dirty.
01:04:49God!
01:04:52No.
01:04:54No, he went to the garden.
01:04:57Okay.
01:04:59Problem solved.
01:05:00It's not possible.
01:05:01Come on.
01:05:02The car is open.
01:05:03The keys are attached.
01:05:05You could also fill it up with gas.
01:05:12Just one word.
01:05:13You're an asshole.
01:05:14There are three.
01:05:16There are three.
01:05:17There are three.
01:05:19So, you're an asshole, all attached.
01:05:22Now, your wife is getting angry.
01:05:24She's about to get angry, ma'am.
01:05:29So, what is he doing here?
01:05:32Answer me!
01:05:34I don't want to stay in this house with him anymore.
01:05:36It's either me or him.
01:05:38Answer me!
01:05:40Show some balls, please.
01:05:42It's either me or this whore.
01:05:45Better a whore than a whore.
01:05:48But if it's a big one.
01:05:54Manila.
01:05:55Prepare the suitcases.
01:05:57But I don't want to leave here.
01:06:01Manila, stay here.
01:06:04Go fuck yourself.
01:06:13Patti?
01:06:14Claire, you have no idea.
01:06:15That bastard has no idea.
01:06:17Listen, I'd like to ask you a favor.
01:06:19Could you host me tonight?
01:06:21No, Patti, really.
01:06:22I'm really sorry, but...
01:06:23I'm repainting the house.
01:06:24There's no room.
01:06:25I'm sorry.
01:06:26Keep me informed.
01:06:27Bye.
01:06:29Bye.
01:06:35What's up?
01:06:39He just gave me a $50,000 bag.
01:06:42$50,000?
01:07:03Three.
01:07:04Two.
01:07:05One.
01:07:13No.
01:07:16Where's my car?
01:07:19It's not there anymore.
01:07:23You stole this bike.
01:07:25It's good to leave it.
01:07:27A man who steals a car is not a real man.
01:07:30You two are the stupidest,
01:07:32the worst men I've ever met in my life.
01:07:36And you know it.
01:07:39You can always call a taxi, honey.
01:07:41That stupid dog of yours broke my phone.
01:07:44Great!
01:07:45Give me five.
01:07:47You know the way, don't you?
01:07:56And now?
01:07:57And now,
01:07:58toga party.
01:08:00Toga party?
01:08:01Who has a toga party?
01:08:03Who wants a toga party?
01:08:04Come on.
01:08:08Come on.
01:08:15Alisa, Alisa.
01:08:16A fantastic party.
01:08:18You had a great idea.
01:08:19We were great.
01:08:20We organized everything in three hours.
01:08:22Well, we're a fantastic couple.
01:08:24We are.
01:08:28There's another emperor's dress like you.
01:08:30Where?
01:08:31There.
01:08:34But I'm Caesar, he's Nero.
01:08:36He's a lion.
01:08:38He's an olive.
01:08:39I like to see you smile.
01:08:41Yes, I'm happy.
01:08:43Especially for George.
01:08:45He's a gentleman, isn't he?
01:08:46I've never seen him so...
01:08:48So what?
01:08:49So smiling, so sunny.
01:08:52Isn't it that you're in love with my brother?
01:08:55What do you think?
01:09:01He's in love.
01:09:02He's a classic.
01:09:07Here I am.
01:09:08Can I help you?
01:09:09It's not that you can help.
01:09:10You have to help.
01:09:11You wanted the party.
01:09:12I mean, we took a catering and they did everything, right?
01:09:15Instead, look, it's my turn to work.
01:09:17Two crazy people, you and Alisa.
01:09:18You and the idea of the family party.
01:09:21By the way, your secretary is nice.
01:09:23I didn't understand.
01:09:24No, I mean, your secretary is nice.
01:09:25Yes, yes, very, very nice, nice.
01:09:27But isn't it that you're giving us a little thought?
01:09:29But who?
01:09:30What are you saying?
01:09:32I want to give a hand.
01:09:33Go.
01:09:34I want to give a hand.
01:09:35Go.
01:09:36Go.
01:09:38I cut you, I cut you.
01:09:39Good.
01:09:50Be good, be good.
01:09:51Don't make bad faces.
01:09:53Professional.
01:09:54Professional.
01:09:55Professional, no problem.
01:09:56And the sandwiches?
01:09:58I don't know.
01:09:59I don't know.
01:10:00I don't know.
01:10:01What is this?
01:10:02I don't know.
01:10:03I don't know.
01:10:04What is this?
01:10:05Professional training?
01:10:07I'm sorry.
01:10:08You have to bring it, you have to eat it.
01:10:09Come on.
01:10:14Come on, you called your brother too.
01:10:23Hi.
01:10:24Hi.
01:10:25Are you having fun?
01:10:26A lot.
01:10:27Nice to meet you, Angelo.
01:10:29Angelo.
01:10:30I am the brother of Giorgio,
01:10:32the owner of The Vills.
01:10:35What is your name?
01:10:36Carlo.
01:10:37Carlo, Carlo.
01:10:39Carlo.
01:10:40Because Gianni is in ancient Rome, right.
01:10:43Angelo.
01:10:44They are calling me.
01:10:45One moment, sorry.
01:10:46I thought Carlo was your last name.
01:10:48I was saying.
01:10:49A big guy like you.
01:10:50Nice to meet you, Gianni.
01:10:51It was better Carlo.
01:10:53Gianni.
01:10:55Have fun.
01:10:56Pretend you are at the Art House.
01:10:58I thought so.
01:10:59I'm Sara, Alissa's friend.
01:11:01Sara, don't play with your feelings.
01:11:03Make up your mind.
01:11:04I was saying, such a beautiful girl.
01:11:14What am I going to do with women?
01:11:18She's still fresh.
01:11:19It's not possible.
01:11:29Hi.
01:11:30Hi, Alissa.
01:11:32I'm looking for champagne,
01:11:33but there's only red here.
01:11:34Where's the white one?
01:11:36Tell me the truth,
01:11:37why did you bring me here
01:11:38just to make me drink?
01:11:41I don't understand.
01:11:43You wanted to stay with me.
01:11:45What do you know about white?
01:11:47A toast.
01:11:48Yes, a toast.
01:11:49But fast.
01:11:50To Chanté.
01:11:51To you too.
01:11:58Angelo.
01:11:59What are you doing?
01:12:01You're doing everything.
01:12:02Why did you take me?
01:12:04What did you mix with red?
01:12:05I didn't even know you.
01:12:08Tell me.
01:12:09Stop, stop.
01:12:11It's a Roman custom.
01:12:12At a certain point of the party,
01:12:13the toga is taken off.
01:12:15I've never heard of it.
01:12:16It's a tradition.
01:12:17So, it's a tradition
01:12:18that is no longer used.
01:12:19It's a toga party,
01:12:20not a toga party.
01:12:22And you don't like my brother.
01:12:24Who?
01:12:25Yes, bye.
01:12:27Come on, Giulio Cesare.
01:12:29Let me be your Cleopatra.
01:12:31Listen, Alissa.
01:12:32So...
01:12:33Oh!
01:12:34Oh!
01:12:35Oh God!
01:12:37Hey, did you look for me?
01:12:38There's a pharaoh in front of me.
01:12:40I can't pretend to be her.
01:12:47My Cesare.
01:12:48Topea.
01:12:49Cleopatra.
01:12:50Look, she's looking at them.
01:12:51No, it's not possible.
01:12:52I don't believe it.
01:12:53It's not true.
01:12:54I don't believe it.
01:12:55It's not true.
01:12:56In fact, it's not true.
01:12:57This moment of my life doesn't exist.
01:12:59I drank it.
01:13:01And you can see it.
01:13:02But you too,
01:13:03it's a must here.
01:13:04And you say it's a tradition.
01:13:06Take the gin and bring it over there
01:13:07because we have guests
01:13:08invited by you.
01:13:09Actually, by you.
01:13:10You.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Gin.
01:13:13Come on, Alissa.
01:13:14Give me a hug.
01:13:15Go.
01:13:20I felt it lightly.
01:13:25The last one.
01:13:26The last one.
01:13:27No, not the last one.
01:13:28The last one.
01:13:29So, let's do it my way.
01:13:30Go.
01:13:36Guys,
01:13:37the pasta is ready.
01:13:39Quick.
01:13:40Quick.
01:13:41Come on, Manila.
01:13:42Come on.
01:13:43Come on.
01:13:44I recommend small portions.
01:13:4515 bucatini per person.
01:13:46Quick.
01:13:47Come on, Cesare.
01:13:48Quick.
01:13:49Quick.
01:13:50Quick.
01:13:51Quick.
01:13:52I told you.
01:13:53Quick.
01:13:54Quick.
01:13:55You wait.
01:13:56Quick.
01:13:57Attention, please.
01:13:58We Italians
01:13:59who have exported
01:14:00art, style and culture
01:14:01to the world,
01:14:02tonight we offer you
01:14:03bucatini alla matriciana.
01:14:04Cheers.
01:14:05Cheers.
01:14:06And remember.
01:14:07How do you say it later?
01:14:08After.
01:14:09After bucatini,
01:14:10little shoe.
01:14:11And what is it?
01:14:12The shoe.
01:14:13You see, he doesn't know English.
01:14:14Come on, quick.
01:14:15Come on.
01:14:16Let's portion it.
01:14:17I recommend small portions.
01:14:18Come on.
01:14:19Come on.
01:14:20Come on.
01:14:21Come on.
01:14:22Come on.
01:14:23I recommend small portions.
01:14:24Small portions.
01:14:43Look.
01:14:44There is also Via Lattea.
01:14:47Look, it's been there for centuries.
01:14:51And it will be preserved for a long time.
01:14:55But I say,
01:14:56it was with my secretary
01:14:57that you had to start drinking.
01:14:58Well, I know.
01:14:59She told me it was a tradition,
01:15:01that she was in love with you.
01:15:03I don't know,
01:15:04it must have been the likeness.
01:15:06But seriously,
01:15:07she told you that?
01:15:08It's not that she told me that.
01:15:10I deducted.
01:15:11And you deducted badly.
01:15:13Why?
01:15:14Because she's my cousin.
01:15:16Your cousin?
01:15:17My cousin.
01:15:18But between you,
01:15:19the relations are so cold.
01:15:20Yes, because in public
01:15:21you don't let me know
01:15:22that my secretary
01:15:23is also my cousin.
01:15:25But if she's your cousin,
01:15:26she's also my cousin.
01:15:27I deducted badly.
01:15:29What badly?
01:15:30She's my mother's cousin.
01:15:32Ah.
01:15:34And so you tell me.
01:15:35And as I say,
01:15:36singing,
01:15:37she's also my mother's cousin.
01:15:39So you didn't have to stop us.
01:15:42Anyway,
01:15:43Pecciotto,
01:15:44now that you've compromised her,
01:15:47I have to make you dance.
01:15:50Pacino,
01:15:51I'm not for long-term relationships.
01:15:53Meaning?
01:15:54I already have a divorce.
01:15:57One day I came back home
01:15:58and I found my wife in bed with another man.
01:16:01And then
01:16:02I left.
01:16:03And why did you leave?
01:16:05And the other one was the owner of the house.
01:16:07What did I tell him?
01:16:09He thought I was going down.
01:16:10He told me,
01:16:11since you're going down,
01:16:12you have to start.
01:16:15Anyway, it was really a nice evening.
01:16:17I hadn't had so much fun in years.
01:16:19You had a great idea, look.
01:16:23And now what are you making up?
01:16:26Oh, Angelo!
01:16:28Angelo!
01:16:29Angelo!
01:16:30Call a doctor.
01:16:31Angelo!
01:16:43Signore,
01:16:44un attimo.
01:16:52Signore,
01:16:53no rimane la mia immagine,
01:16:55è sovrasposta.
01:16:56Signore, ci sono gli ultimi arrivi.
01:16:58Ah, bene, perfetto.
01:17:00Nome e cognome?
01:17:01Angelo Baldi.
01:17:03A me non sembra molto questo.
01:17:05Eh, ma infatti.
01:17:06Quanto gli manca?
01:17:07Eh, signore, a me risultano quarant'anni.
01:17:09E ci saranno quattro di troppo.
01:17:11Ma che è successo?
01:17:13Guardi, architetto.
01:17:14Si, architetto.
01:17:15Ma che architetto?
01:17:17O io, per quanto, insomma.
01:17:20Non sono architetto.
01:17:22Dottore.
01:17:23Si, dottore.
01:17:24Allora, che è rimasto?
01:17:25Cavaliere.
01:17:27Guarda se no furmino a questo, eh.
01:17:29Io sono il signore tuo.
01:17:32Oddio.
01:17:33Bravo, quello.
01:17:34Ma allora son morto.
01:17:36Non ancora.
01:17:37Ma se continui il girone degli opinionisti,
01:17:39non te lo toglie nessuno.
01:17:40Chiaro?
01:17:41Non esiste.
01:17:42Lo creo, va bene.
01:17:43Lo creo.
01:17:44E che faranno?
01:17:45Quello che non hanno mai fatto.
01:17:46Cioè?
01:17:47Lavoreranno.
01:17:48Ah, oh.
01:17:49Che cosa è successo?
01:17:51Io ho bevuto un goccetto di vino.
01:17:53Si, un goccetto.
01:17:55Allora, Gabriel, allora.
01:17:56Signore, gli ho fatto l'alcol test.
01:17:58È uscito il nome della cantina sociale.
01:18:01Scusalo, eh.
01:18:03È pieno di spirito, vivendo.
01:18:05Signore, se non è il mio momento,
01:18:07mandatemi giù.
01:18:10Si fa presto a dire mi rimandi giù.
01:18:12Che cosa hai fatto di buono nella vita?
01:18:14Ho campato.
01:18:15Che desti tempi sulla terra già è tanto, eh.
01:18:17Signore, l'ultima cosa di buono che ha fatto nel 1975.
01:18:22Anzi no, guardi qui sotto.
01:18:24Ultimamente ha aiutato un barbone a trovare lavoro.
01:18:29È quell'angelo che ti dicevo.
01:18:32Va bene, puoi tornare giù, ma non per quello che hai fatto.
01:18:35Per quello che ancora devi fare.
01:18:37Dice?
01:18:38Ma che metti in discussione la parola mia?
01:18:40No, no, sempre salutando.
01:18:41Via accanto a 40, levo anni e metto secondi, eh.
01:18:43Non lo faccio più, signore.
01:18:44Bravo, vai.
01:18:45Grazie.
01:18:47Mi saluti Maria, gli Apostoli, il Re Maggi, tutto il presepe.
01:18:56Ben svegliato.
01:18:59Ci sei pure te, Maria?
01:19:00Eh?
01:19:01Dov'è Giuseppe?
01:19:04A che è successo?
01:19:05Hai rischiato brutto, angelo mio.
01:19:08Dov'è?
01:19:09Che se non ti portavamo di corso in ospedale te ne andavi all'altro mondo.
01:19:13C'è stato, mamma e nonno.
01:19:15Che?
01:19:19Ma che cerchi?
01:19:21Il buio e l'asinello, non ce stanno.
01:19:26È bello rivederti.
01:19:30Those fowls were supposed to be here on Tuesday.
01:19:33Look, we haven't got time.
01:19:35Quello stronzo!
01:19:36Look, I'm gonna have to call you back later, ok?
01:19:38Look, you gotta have him here.
01:19:40I'm gonna have more time to waste with this.
01:19:44Buongiorno.
01:19:46Chi è lo stronzo?
01:19:47Senta, avvocato, saltiamo i passaggi inutili, va bene?
01:19:50Se lo dice lei.
01:19:51Adesso io voglio il massimo da questa separazione.
01:19:54Separazione da chi?
01:19:55Dal mio cane, da chi?
01:19:57Quel deficiente di mio marito ha sempre ripetuto una frase di suo padre,
01:20:00il denaro non ha mai reso ricco nessuno.
01:20:04Adesso lo vedremo.
01:20:06A me il denaro interessa.
01:20:08A lei?
01:20:09Direi proprio di sì.
01:20:12Bene.
01:20:14Certo farò pure tu, ma se non puoi bere?
01:20:17Non è che non posso bere, mi ha detto che non devo esagerare.
01:20:20Chi?
01:20:21Il fegato.
01:20:22È in causa col pancreas.
01:20:24Senti, devo confessarti.
01:20:28Sei pronto?
01:20:30Avvocato, mi dica.
01:20:33Quant'è la sua richiesta?
01:20:37Va bene, prepari la causa.
01:20:40Si preannuncia una lunga battaglia.
01:20:42Certo però pure tu, eh?
01:20:44Se avessi il cellulare con il filmato...
01:20:46Sì, va bene, ma tanto...
01:20:47I soldi non fanno la felicità .
01:20:49Appunto.
01:20:50Figura di debili.
01:20:51Senti, tanto grazie.
01:20:54Vabbè, ma dai.
01:20:55Mi hai salvato la vita, sì.
01:20:57E dai, per favore.
01:20:58Ma almeno qui, scusa.
01:21:00Ma non ci vede nessuno.
01:21:01Sei l'unica persona che si è preoccupata per me.
01:21:03Eh, tu almeno hai sempre avuto un papà vicino.
01:21:08Sì, finché non mi sono sposato.
01:21:09Perché?
01:21:10Perché papà te testava Patricia.
01:21:12Dai, è torto.
01:21:13E dopo il matrimonio non mi ha più voluto vedere.
01:21:15Ma perché ti sei sposato?
01:21:16Perché? Perché ero innamorato.
01:21:18Perché all'inizio con me era dolcissimo.
01:21:20E poi perché per una volta volevo averla vinta con papà .
01:21:23Eh, ma era meglio se perdevi.
01:21:25In effetti.
01:21:26Dopo il matrimonio è cambiata.
01:21:28Come tutte.
01:21:29Mister Jekyll e Dottor House.
01:21:32A mio padre piaceva una mia ex fidanzata.
01:21:34Rosa.
01:21:36E poi avrebbe voluto tanto di nipotino.
01:21:39Ma tu figli...
01:21:41Guarda, non me lo dite.
01:21:42Con Patricia non è mai il momento.
01:21:44Bacio, bacio.
01:21:45E adesso il momento è bello che è passato.
01:21:47E tra qualche giorno farò anche 42 anni, quindi...
01:21:52Eh, ma 42 anni vanno festeggiati alla grande.
01:21:55Ma che festeggiati, no?
01:21:59No.
01:22:00Sì.
01:22:01No.
01:22:02Sì.
01:22:03No, no.
01:22:06Yahoo!
01:22:07Vai all'avventura!
01:22:09Dai, andiamo! Go, go, gringo!
01:22:11Però forse era meglio prenotare.
01:22:13Ma che prenoti? Ma vivi l'avventura.
01:22:15Dai, prenota.
01:22:16Ma sai una cosa?
01:22:17Eh?
01:22:18Io ti invidio.
01:22:19Perché?
01:22:20Ma perché tu vivi sempre la vita alla leggera.
01:22:22Non ti fa mai problemi.
01:22:23Eh, io a volte vorrei essere come te.
01:22:25E' una vita che cerco di essere come te.
01:22:27È che ti prendi troppo sul serio.
01:22:28Lasciati andare.
01:22:29Il primo posto che ci piace ci fermiamo.
01:22:31Ci affittiamo una bella villa.
01:22:33E poi t'ho da vita!
01:22:36Mio ermano!
01:22:37Anche te posso!
01:22:39Dai, ma c'è, piedi più corto.
01:22:41E accelera.
01:22:51Ma guarda che bello.
01:22:53Sole, mare, donne.
01:22:54Cosa vuoi?
01:22:55Una crema solare.
01:22:57Mi sto ostionando.
01:22:58Va bene, vai a comprare la protezione 80
01:23:00che sei bianco cadaverico.
01:23:0180? Ma non esiste.
01:23:03Prendi la 40 e te la sparmi due volte.
01:23:08Algo mas che beber?
01:23:10Eh?
01:23:11Beber?
01:23:12Ah no, beber no.
01:23:13Sono imbarassato.
01:23:15Per tuo amico?
01:23:16No, lui non è mio amico.
01:23:17Lui è mio fratello, mio brother.
01:23:20Entiende?
01:23:21Sì.
01:23:22E noi stiamo qui in vacanza
01:23:24perché mio fratello è divorziante.
01:23:27Divorziante.
01:23:28La moglie era
01:23:30molto
01:23:31spallonato
01:23:32e allora ho detto
01:23:34partiamo
01:23:36Ma mi capisci?
01:23:37Sì.
01:23:38Senti.
01:23:39Ma questa sera
01:23:41noce, stanoce
01:23:43tu tieni un'amica
01:23:44per
01:23:46mangiare, bere qualcosa
01:23:48insieme con
01:23:49mi spallonato?
01:23:50Sì.
01:23:52E andiamo.
01:23:54Ma se lo dici sì?
01:23:56Sì.
01:23:57Sì, ti dico.
01:23:58Ora ti faccio dire no, guarda.
01:24:01Quindi se ti dico
01:24:03dopo magari facciamo l'amore
01:24:04tu mi dici
01:24:05Sì.
01:24:06Ah, sì.
01:24:08Ha detto sì un'altra volta.
01:24:11Da che me stai a prendere per lo sfondarlo?
01:24:13Sì.
01:24:15Ti dico, ti pare che c'è caso?
01:24:22Eh, brother, è mezz'ora che ti cerco.
01:24:24Eh?
01:24:25Ho organizzato un appuntamento.
01:24:26Ma con chi?
01:24:27La barista.
01:24:28Tra allora
01:24:29la barista tra poco smetti di lavorare
01:24:31e ci raggiunge con l'amica.
01:24:32Per carità , guarda
01:24:33le amiche di quelle carine
01:24:34pesano tutte 150 kg.
01:24:36È proprio una legge.
01:24:37Allora, tu devi ascoltare il tuo fratellino.
01:24:40Ma sta protezione
01:24:42ma che profumo è?
01:24:43Buono, eh?
01:24:44Al mio.
01:24:45All'avocado.
01:24:47Avocado.
01:24:49Dopo non le fa ste bacchere.
01:24:50Ma non era male?
01:24:51Non le devi fare.
01:24:52Ma era carino.
01:24:53Non le devi fare.
01:24:54Va bene?
01:24:55Se no ci esco da sola.
01:24:58Non le fare.
01:25:13Eccole, eccole.
01:25:16Ciao, Maria.
01:25:17Hola, Angelo.
01:25:19Ese è mia amica.
01:25:20Si chiama Rosa.
01:25:21Rosa.
01:25:22Hola.
01:25:25È l'avocado che riscrive la legge.
01:25:34Tu.
01:25:48Tu.
01:26:06Parati.
01:26:07Grazie, Maria.
01:26:08Senti, un consiglio.
01:26:10Ma tu diresti alla tua amica
01:26:11una verità che potrebbe farle male
01:26:13e quindi rovinare la vostra amicizia.
01:26:18La verità è sempre lo meglio.
01:26:34Hi, Manila.
01:26:35Hi.
01:26:36Sono venuta a prendere le cose della signora di spirito.
01:26:38Ho messo tutto lì.
01:26:39Please, come in.
01:26:42Temevo venisse lei a riprendersele
01:26:44e non avevo proprio voglia di rivederla.
01:26:46No, per tua fortuna
01:26:47l'avvocato ha incaricato me.
01:26:49Ok.
01:26:50Ah!
01:26:52C'è anche il cellulare della signora.
01:26:54L'ha lasciato qui.
01:26:55Ma non funziona.
01:26:58Angelo.
01:27:00Si?
01:27:01Sai ballare?
01:27:02Eh, me la cariccio.
01:27:03Ma giusto qualche passo.
01:27:05Perché?
01:27:06Si.
01:27:16Si.
01:27:41Però te ne metti sempre là .
01:27:46Sì.
01:27:52Maria, assaggia questo cocktail di frutta di mia invenzione.
01:27:55Che frutta è?
01:27:56Mandarino e mirtillo.
01:27:57Come si chiama?
01:27:58Mandrillo.
01:27:59Assaggia il mandrillo.
01:28:02Buono?
01:28:03No.
01:28:04Oh!
01:28:05Ce l'ho fatta fatta di no.
01:28:17Last time I turned my head
01:28:20I didn't saw you there
01:28:28Last time I talked to you
01:28:31Che buono, madonna!
01:28:32I couldn't touch your hand
01:28:37I couldn't squeeze
01:28:40The words that came
01:28:42No, guarda.
01:28:43Questa volta devi pazientare ancora un po'
01:28:45Perché ho conosciuto una persona di cui non posso fare a meno
01:28:49E mi sta anche aiutando a cercare quei soldi che ti devo
01:28:53Quindi se puoi aspettare ancora qualche giorno
01:28:58Bene, perfetto.
01:28:59Per una volta ci troviamo d'accordo
01:29:01Adesso dobbiamo solo decidere chi ci attacca per primo
01:29:04Angelo
01:29:05Ecco, ha attaccato lui
01:29:06Ma sono pazzo di lei, è meravigliosa
01:29:08Vuoi il caffè?
01:29:09Ma che caffè?
01:29:10Magari è sposata, ha tre figli
01:29:13Perché per una volta che faccio il positivo io devi fare il negativo tu?
01:29:19Senti, piuttosto, devo dirti una cosa importante
01:29:22E dimmi, fratello
01:29:23In verità io non sono...
01:29:27Come mi hai chiamato?
01:29:28Ho detto dimmi, fratello
01:29:30Ma a me?
01:29:31Siamo io e te, a chi?
01:29:32A chi?
01:29:33Cioè pure a lui, che c'entra?
01:29:34Dai, che mi devi dire?
01:29:35Vabbè, niente, dai
01:29:36Dai, dì, allora
01:29:37No, no, no, niente
01:29:38Dai, dimmi
01:29:39E no
01:29:40E dimmi
01:29:41E niente, no
01:29:42Mi dici per favore?
01:29:44Aspetta qua
01:29:45Fermo, no
01:29:46Sono allergico alle piume d'oca
01:29:48Ma se stavi con Patricio?
01:29:53No, veramente
01:29:55Ma che culo
01:29:57Cioè che fortuna, dico, che il telefono era ancora in casa
01:30:00È fantastica questa storia
01:30:02Certo glielo dico, sì sì
01:30:04No, non ti risponde perché è lì che si sta sbaciucchiando
01:30:09No, tra poco partiamo, la macchina è già carica
01:30:12Così ci vediamo presto, va bene?
01:30:14No, che bacio bacio, Alissa
01:30:16Bacio bacio porta male, dai
01:30:18Ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao
01:30:21Maria, ma quanto ci mettono le sbaciucchione?
01:30:25Quarta d'ora che aspettiamo
01:30:27Sei sicura che non vuoi venire con me?
01:30:29Ti è sverdata che tu mi chiedes, torna qui
01:30:31Io torno qua e ti sposo, lo sai, sì
01:30:33Ehi cowboy, no corras
01:30:35Ehi George, dai su, andiamo
01:30:41Maria, grazie di tutto e ci vediamo
01:30:45Come si dice ciao?
01:30:46Ciao
01:30:47Ciao, ciao, giustamente
01:30:49Ciao Alfredo
01:30:50Ma che mi dai la mano, Maria?
01:30:51Fatti abbracciare
01:30:59Buongiorno, avvocato
01:31:01Cosa ha risposto il mio futuro ex marito alla nostra richiesta?
01:31:05Quanti zeri sono?
01:31:07Abbiamo chiesto una cifra ad otto zeri, signora
01:31:10Ma mi sa che ne dovremmo togliere qualcuno
01:31:15Sette?
01:31:16Anche di meno
01:31:20Ma sei bravissimo a ballare
01:31:22Adesso ti insegno io qualcosa
01:31:23No
01:31:24Dammi un bacio
01:31:25No
01:31:26E no, potrebbe esserci George
01:31:27E George sta in ufficio
01:31:28E allora Manila?
01:31:29Manila
01:31:32Manila
01:31:45E quindi il telefono era in casa?
01:31:46Yes
01:31:47Pensa che colpo che gli ha preso
01:31:49Come minimo avrà sbranato l'avvocato
01:31:51Caro fratello, adesso la tua vita sarà completamente diversa
01:31:55Ma guarda che la mia vita è già diversa, sai
01:31:58Erano anni che non mi sentivo così
01:32:00Così come?
01:32:01Innamorato!
01:32:03Ma Romeo, devi guidare, che fai?
01:32:05Ma che sei matto sei?
01:32:07Sono felice per te
01:32:09Sai da quant'è io invece che non vedevo l'oceano?
01:32:11No, da quanto?
01:32:13Non hai mai visto l'oceano?
01:32:18Saresti piaciuto da pappassai
01:32:22Senti, devo dirti una cosa importante
01:32:24Dimmi
01:32:25La verità è che...
01:32:27No, scusa un attimo
01:32:29Sii pronto?
01:32:30Mister Dispirito, Marotti Investigazione
01:32:32Si ho le informazioni che mi ha chiesto su quel tipo
01:32:35Ah
01:32:37Si
01:32:38E' un vero truffatore
01:32:40Ho capito
01:32:41E' stato un falso vigile, falso prete, falso autista, falso pugile
01:32:48E' una persona molto pericolosa
01:32:50Va bene, ci sentiamo presto allora, eh
01:32:52Arrivederci
01:32:54Chi era?
01:32:55Era... era l'avvocato per la questione sul divorcio
01:32:58Ah
01:32:59Problemi?
01:33:00No, no, grazie la vita è tutto a posto
01:33:03Comunque, adesso che rientriamo abbiamo un appuntamento per risolvere la questione dell'eredità di papÃ
01:33:08Così anche tu avrai la tua parte e potrai tornare nell'Italia
01:33:11Ma come devo dirtelo?
01:33:12I soldi non hanno mai reso ricco nessuno
01:33:15Io sono già felice
01:33:17Ho trovato il fratello che non avevo
01:33:20Oh
01:33:26Sonno
01:33:35Angelo
01:33:46Angelo
01:33:47Angelo
01:33:50Fratello mio, fratello mio, Angelo, fratello mio
01:33:54Angelo
01:33:55Ma che te strilli?
01:33:58Angelo
01:33:59Aspetta, fermo, fermo, fermo
01:34:01Se non te lo dico adesso non te lo dico più, fermo
01:34:05Allora
01:34:06Allora
01:34:08Primo
01:34:09Guidi proprio te merda
01:34:11E poi non sono tuo fratello
01:34:14Sono soltanto un truffatore, un vigliacco
01:34:16Un bastardo che te vuole affregar
01:34:18Questa è la veritÃ
01:34:20Adesso denunciami, picchiami, arrestami
01:34:25Ma io questo te lo devo dire
01:34:32Fatta la braccia
01:34:43Oh bene
01:34:44Vedi Gabriele, questa è l'amicizia
01:34:47È un sentimento pari all'amore
01:34:49E allora perché non si apre un profilo su Facebook?
01:34:51Ma per l'amor di Dio
01:34:52Con tutto quello che ho da fare
01:34:54E poi se mi richiede l'amicizia Lucifero?
01:35:17Non sei solo
01:35:19In mezzo a questa cittÃ
01:35:21Ogni passo
01:35:24È un metro di libertÃ
01:35:26E tu
01:35:29Se torni indietro
01:35:31Puoi perderti
01:35:36Non sei solo
01:35:38E non lo sarai mai
01:35:40Anche adesso
01:35:43Che non sai più chi sei
01:35:45Ma tu
01:35:48In fondo sai come difenderti
01:35:51Per nulla al mondo ti prenderei
01:35:54Per nulla al mondo ti prenderei mio fratello
01:35:58Fai come ti pare
01:35:59Ma io te lo devo dire
01:36:02Ma come cazzo si fa a chiederlo a tutti?
01:36:04Colpa te
01:36:07E non sottovalutare i miei sbregni
01:36:09La pupa del boss
01:36:10Si si
01:36:11Si si si
01:36:13Un pochino di qua
01:36:16E e e
01:36:18Ma che cazzo
01:36:21Eccomi qua
01:36:23Sia la signora
01:36:24Stavo andando a lungo
01:36:25Scusa
01:36:27I am the brother last of the
01:36:32Davanti a una paura
01:36:35Porco addome ti ho fatto male tanto
01:36:43Ma che succede col cameriere?
01:36:45Con il giardiniere?
01:36:46Chi cazzo è il cameriere?
01:36:47Ti sei fatta tutti e due
01:36:48Non ho sbagliato
01:36:57Si stacca il ragazzo
01:36:59Porco addome
01:37:01Ecco qua Maria
01:37:02Un cocktail di frutta
01:37:03Di mia invenzione
01:37:06Che frutta è?
01:37:07Mandarangia
01:37:08Ecco
01:37:11La faccio pure
01:37:16Si può toccare se
01:37:18Non ti sarrenderai
01:37:23Non è mica un caso
01:37:25Che ci sono anch'io
01:37:27Lo sai amico mio
01:37:32Lo sai si
01:37:35Avanti il prossimo
01:37:36Avanti il prossimo
01:37:40E auto munito
01:37:46Qua c'è una testa
01:37:47Qua c'è una gamba
01:37:48Là c'è il naso
01:37:50Ma è una persona o un quadro di Picasso?
01:37:52Signore è incidente sul lavoro
01:37:54E io che faccio questo pazzo?
01:37:56Infatti ci vorrebbe un miracolo
01:37:58Bravo
01:37:59Chiama mio figlio Jesus
01:38:00No
01:38:01Stasera non può
01:38:02Perché è sceso sulla terra per una cina
01:38:04L'altra volta
01:38:06Ha detto che era l'ultimo
01:38:09Adesso spegni l'ira di io