Tamana Bhatia in Kapil Sherma Show
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00:00snake sounds
00:03shouting
00:07come here, come here
00:10very nice, very nice
00:12now what to do
00:14hold it down like this
00:18and put your hands like this
00:23this bone doesn't have enough flexibility
00:26so we need to remove it
00:29You'll have to remove this bone
00:30and then you'll become Prabhu Deva.
00:32You can't become Prabhu Deva just by shaving.
00:35Think of him as a wife.
00:37Doctor, what are you doing?
00:38I'm getting his visa.
00:40His thumb impression doesn't match.
00:43Can't you see I'm making him Prabhu Deva?
00:46Oh!
00:49What is Tuttuk Tuttiyaale?
00:54Hello, Mr. Prabhu Deva.
00:57Hello.
00:59Hi, Ms. Sonu.
01:00Please sit. Come here.
01:02Sit up there.
01:04You've made me sit here in all the episodes.
01:06This is the first time you've made me sit here.
01:08I'm in a kirtan.
01:09That's so good.
01:12Let me introduce.
01:14I'm Dr. Mishur Gulati, CTCC.
01:17I know. I know.
01:18What does CTCC mean?
01:27Yes.
01:31Yes.
01:35No.
01:36You need to worry.
01:38Your doctor is not right.
01:41No.
01:42Look, you'll have to become boneless to become Prabhu Deva.
01:47Go inside and operate on each other.
01:48Remove the bones. I'll be right back.
01:49Go inside.
01:55What are you saying?
01:57You need to become boneless to become Prabhu Deva.
01:58Yes.
01:59And you need to become brainless to become a doctor like him.
02:02And shameless also.
02:03You don't know how to do your job properly
02:05and you're interfering in my work.
02:06Look, Mr. Sidhu.
02:08Do you know
02:11why Mr. Prabhu Deva is feeling so uncomfortable?
02:14Because he doesn't understand your English.
02:17Is that so?
02:17I'll talk to you in English.
02:20Let me talk to you in English
02:21because I'm an educated person.
02:27You see the cardiology of the whole science
02:30of the structure of the balance and the stretcher
02:33and the stethoscope and the Mitch Indus Alisabita
02:35and the Hindu Ghati.
02:37Then the liver of the kidney
02:41is the Mississippi river, if you've heard.
02:43So, that's the whole idea of the liver.
02:47I don't know
02:49which English you're speaking, doctor.
02:52My English and my doctor are not understood by common people.
02:57I don't even understand the people of Chikoo.
03:02I just made a joke.
03:04It's a fruitful joke.
03:05I'm Chikoo.
03:06If you want, you can make a juice out of this joke as well.
03:13Do you know why I made this joke?
03:16Because I wanted you to laugh.
03:23I wanted you to laugh.
03:25I wanted you to laugh.
03:27Not as a doctor, but as a fan, I really like you.
03:30Oh, come on.
03:32I've seen your films like Humshakal and Himmatwala.
03:37You haven't seen Baahubali?
03:39I haven't seen all of them.
03:43These two films..
03:47Only people with closed circles have seen these two films.
03:51Let me tell you something.
03:54I didn't have money to watch the film.
03:59I took a loan from the bank, Mr. Prabhu Deva.
04:03I took a loan of Rs. 300, Mr. Shetty.
04:05Really? Who gives a loan of Rs. 300 to a bank?
04:07Who asks such a question?
04:11Tell me, which bank gives a loan of Rs. 300?
04:13What kind of a door is this that you're knocking on and asking?
04:16Who gives a loan to people like you?
04:18They were ready to give me a loan of Rs. 350.
04:22But I refused. I said, I won't be able to pay the EMI.
04:27Because banks are very disciplined and strict.
04:30If you don't pay the EMI, they'll take your toothbrush for shaving.
04:35What difference does it make to you? You don't brush your teeth.
04:39That's why they don't take my toothbrush.
04:42You don't brush your teeth?
04:43That's why they don't take my toothbrush.
04:49But we'll talk about financial topics when we have time.
04:54As a doctor, I have some duties. I want to do some tests, Mr. Prabhu Deva.
05:01Just a second. My Pappu has come out.
05:06Mr. Prabhu Deva, I want to do your X-rays.
05:12I'll tell him to come.
05:13Sir, I want to check your bones and all.
05:16For that, as a doctor, I want to do your tests.
05:19Yeah, please.
05:19Are you ready?
05:21Because, yes, sir. Are you pleased?
05:23Yes.
05:26I want to do your X-rays, so this is X, and this is ray.
05:34So, I want to do your X-rays.
05:41Oh!
06:08I want to tell the world
06:11that I have bones in my head.
06:14You said you have boneless, so here's the X-ray report.
06:17You have bones, and none of your tests.
06:18Please have a seat, sir.
06:20Okay.
06:21And, Mr. Samana, I want to do your test, because ladies first.
06:26Please come.
06:30I want to do your walking test.
06:34Okay.
06:35Please walk.
06:38Please walk fast.
06:40Walk like this.
06:43Run!
06:44Wait a minute.
06:46What are you doing?
06:47You've done this before.
06:48Please come out.
06:49Ill-mannered man.
06:51You're taking the deer to your house after doing such tests.
06:56Please come here.
06:59Dad.
07:01Hi, Samana. How are you?
07:03Good.
07:03Hi, Sonu. How are you?
07:05Dad, how did you leave me and go?
07:06The dogs were after me.
07:08Who? Dogs?
07:09Yes, the dogs.
07:10You should have told the dogs that you're their daughter.
07:11They would have had to get up with them.
07:16Now we're such good friends that they run after the car with the dogs.
07:20I don't have any friends.
07:21Their area is different, mine is different.
07:24I don't have any friends.
07:28Dad, you tell me.
07:29Why are you running away from him?
07:30Wait a minute.
07:32Can't you sit flat in front of your father?
07:35Why not? He's my to-be-husband.
07:37What?
07:38What?
07:38He's your to-be-husband?
07:40Of course.
07:40Look at my fate.
07:44Mr. Sudhir, I've thought of getting her married to Mr. Prabhu.
07:49And she's getting her marriage fixed with Mr. Shivdhalu.
07:55Mr. Shivdhalu.
07:57Mr. Shivdhalu.
07:58Mr. Shivdhalu, please.
08:00Please, please.
08:02I beg of you.
08:05Oh, God.
08:06Please accept my daughter.
08:09You can get her married to whoever you want.
08:14Please accept my daughter.
08:16I also want to have 12 grandchildren.
08:23Please listen to me.
08:24I beg of you.
08:30Are you bald?
08:36Are you bald, Dad?
08:38I don't want to tell anyone.
08:39I've got emotional.
08:47But, Dad..
08:51But, Dad, I want to get married to Kapoor.
08:53Dad, I want to get married to Kapoor.
08:56Shut up, dear.
08:56Your behaviour doesn't make me feel that you're a doctor's daughter.
09:00You're right. It feels as if..
09:02As if she's a beggar's daughter.
09:04You..
09:05You called me a beggar?
09:07When did I call you a beggar?
09:08No, I don't know how I feel about you.
09:12I don't know.
09:15Dad, whenever I talk about marriage
09:17why do you get involved in your beggar-ness?
09:20Why?
09:21Dear, it happens.
09:27Sonu, I have a request.
09:28Ask Kapoor what I lack.
09:32Like..
09:32Hemoglobin.
09:35Dear, I can tell you 200 things you lack.
09:37Dad, keep quiet. I didn't ask you.
09:40I asked Sonu. Sonu will help me out.
09:42It's very easy.
09:43I'll tell you.
09:44If you propose to Dilso in a way
09:47he can never refuse.
09:48If I propose to Kapoor, he won't refuse.
09:51He can never refuse.
09:53It's his way.
09:54Why don't you take Tamannah's help?
09:56Sure.
09:58What do you mean by Tamannah's help?
09:59I'll tell you. Tamannah, come here, please.
10:03What do you mean?
10:05What do you mean?
10:07You'll propose to Kapoor the way I propose to Tamannah.
10:11Wait a minute. You're doing it in the film as well as here.
10:13Why have we come here?
10:16I mean, but..
10:18No, you do it. I will propose.
10:19I don't want to learn, ma'am.
10:20No..
10:21I will propose..
10:24I won't talk to you.
10:25Dear, you..
10:26No, I mean..
10:27Dear, you..
10:28Dear, you..
10:30Dad..
10:31A big round of applause for Mr. Prabhu, Tamannah and Ms. Sonu.
10:35Come, let's take a selfie.
10:37One selfie.
10:39With all of you.
10:47Thank you, sir.