• 3 months ago
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00:30Jia!
00:31Oh! I'm sorry. Hi! Hi! Hello! I'm Aman.
00:34I know. Everyone heard it in the morning.
00:36Oh!
00:37I didn't know Mr. Chadha had a niece.
00:40And I didn't know my uncle's neighbor was so beautiful.
00:43What?
00:44Yes, I'm talking about your mother. Jennifer, right?
00:47Jennifer, you are very, very, very beautiful.
00:50Okay, let me see this.
00:52This is Shiv, basketball champ.
00:54And this is my sweetheart, Jia.
00:56And you are?
00:57Not interested.
00:59Anyway, it's very nice to meet the rest of you.
01:01Nice to meet you too.
01:07I know, it's a boring sort of a gully.
01:14No, not at all.
01:16Really?
01:17Nice.
01:20What?
01:21Do you mind?
01:22I'm talking to Jia.
01:23Jia, my sweetheart, will you marry me?
01:26Yes.
01:27Yes.
01:28No.
01:29Yes.
01:30No?
01:31Never mind.
01:32Tell me something.
01:33Is she like this today or has she been in a bad mood since childhood?
01:35She's like this.
01:36Don't say that.
01:37Don't mind him.
01:38No, no, not at all.
01:39It's a childhood problem.
01:41Anyway, lovely to meet you all.
01:43And I'll see you all at 7 or 8 in the evening.
01:457?
01:46At dinner.
01:47In your house.
01:48I'm your new neighbor.
01:49You'll invite me for dinner, right?
01:51Okay?
01:52Okay, okay, okay.
01:53Actually, not 7.
01:548.
01:55I'm a little busy.
01:56She'll get angry at you as soon as I leave.
01:57Why did you invite me for dinner?
01:58But don't worry.
01:59It's a childhood problem.
02:01She won't say anything like that.
02:03Why did you invite her?
02:04Yes, why?
02:05One minute.
02:06You were there, right?
02:07I didn't invite her.
02:08She invited herself.
02:09And I'm telling you, Mr. Raju.
02:10Our Mrs. Sharma.
02:11Who?
02:12The one with the blonde hair.
02:13She said that white boys come to India.
02:14They trap our girls.
02:15Trap?
02:16For what?
02:17For the card.
02:18For the ration card?
02:19And quietly, for the green card.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22Did you hear that?
02:23Bye, Guru.
02:24Take care of me.
02:25Leave it, aunty.
02:26Just relax.
02:27It's just about one boy.
02:28I can handle the entire army.
02:31I'm inviting Sweetu and Rohit for dinner.
02:32Rohit?
02:33The boy?
02:34He's single, right?
02:35He's a boy.
02:36He's single.
02:37He's Gujarati.
02:38Gujarati?
02:39And he's a vegetarian.
02:40Relax, grandma.
02:41He's my friend.
02:42Like Sweetu.
02:43Sweetu?
02:46What?
02:47I was getting ready for my blind date.
02:49Blind date?
02:50A date with a blind boy?
02:52That's why you're blindfolded.
02:54Aunty, aunty.
02:55Blind date means
02:56a boy who has never seen me.
02:59And when he does,
03:00he'll go blind with shock.
03:02How rude is that?
03:03Anyway, Naina,
03:04I can't come tonight.
03:05Bye, all.
03:06Bye, ball.
03:07Make your call.
03:08I'm coming.
03:09Wait for me.
03:14Hey, Naina.
03:15Hey, Rohit.
03:16What's up?
03:17What are you doing?
03:18Nothing. I'm with Geeta.
03:19Geeta?
03:20Yeah, you remember Geeta?
03:21Exchange student from our class?
03:22She lives in Soho
03:23with two other girls.
03:25Two other girls?
03:26Uh-huh.
03:27Wow, Rohit.
03:28You got a bonus.
03:29Well,
03:30I suppose so.
03:31Rohit.
03:32Rohit.
03:33Rohit.
03:34Rohit.
03:35Rohit!
03:36Yes?
03:37Come home for dinner tonight.
03:39What? Dinner?
03:40Yeah.
03:41Mom has called some stupid neighbors
03:42for dinner.
03:43So you should come too.
03:44What time?
03:458 o'clock.
03:468 o'clock?
03:47Oh, God.
03:48You're giving such short notice
03:49to a single girl.
03:50Sorry, Mrs. Sharma.
03:51But our family's reputation
03:52is in your hands.
03:53Raju,
03:54you've put me
03:55in a very tight spot.
03:56Sardar. Sardar.
03:57Yes, Sardar.
03:58Please.
03:59Enter.
04:00He wants Sardar Munda.
04:01Can I go?
04:02Shut up.
04:03You're always worried about marriage.
04:05Sorry.
04:06Give me your address.
04:09Where were you?
04:10What took you so long?
04:11Don't ask.
04:12Supermarket.
04:13Jenny.
04:14Jenny Naina's home.
04:15Let me hand you clothes
04:16to do, darling.
04:17Jenny?
04:18Naina's here.
04:19No, not that.
04:20Thank you, Aman.
04:21What's the matter?
04:22I'm just impressing
04:23my mother-in-law.
04:24What say, Jia?
04:26You're very sweet.
04:27Very sweet.
04:29Naina.
04:30Yes, I know her.
04:31No, darling.
04:32I forgot to tell you.
04:33Rohit called.
04:34He said he'd be late
04:35by 15-20 minutes.
04:36Sweet boy.
04:37Girlfriend?
04:38Friend.
04:39Mom,
04:40I want to talk to you
04:41privately.
04:42You go out.
04:43What happened, Naina darling?
04:44Mom!
04:45What are you doing?
04:46Naina!
04:47Mom, this is Aman.
04:48Aman's mom.
04:49Hello, uncle.
04:50I can't see Rajjo.
04:51Yes, sometimes
04:52we get lucky.
04:54So funny.
04:55Mom,
04:56this is our house.
04:57Mine.
04:58See,
04:59I got a new T-shirt.
05:00Wow!
05:01Who gave it to you?
05:02Aman.
05:03Mr. Mathur.
05:04Naina darling.
05:05Don't call me darling.
05:06Then call me Aman.
05:07Aman.
05:08Naina, ah.
05:09Ah.
05:10Is something missing?
05:11Salt.
05:12You have the same problem.
05:13Naina, I feel
05:14I don't know what to do.
05:15Hey!
05:16Why are you following me?
05:17Don't you have work?
05:18Your songs are so bad.
05:19They are so bad.
05:20How dare you?
05:21This is our private affair.
05:22That's why I am giving it to you.
05:23I am sorry.
05:24My son is crazy.
05:25I am really sorry.
05:26It's okay.
05:27What is this?
05:28This is your childhood habit.
05:29Who is this?
05:30You have put this in your childhood.
05:31Hello.
05:32Lata ji.
05:33Rajjo ji.
05:34Chaddo ji.
05:35Chadda ji.
05:36Hello ji.
05:37Tell me.
05:38Rajjo ji.
05:39This pink looks good on you.
05:40Your blue is also fine.
05:41Blue ji.
05:42Pink ji.
05:43The food is ready.
05:44I can see.
05:45Indian food.
05:46Sister-in-law must not have made it.
05:47Aman helped me a lot.
05:49Congratulations to the new servant.
05:51Congratulations to the new son-in-law.
05:57Keep the change.
06:02Ah!
06:03Waiter.
06:04Where is the party?
06:05Your father must be a waiter.
06:06Excuse me.
06:07I am looking for number 29.
06:0827.
06:09Kapoos.
06:12Wrong number.
06:13My son.
06:14My golden son.
06:16Indian food.
06:17Eat everything.
06:18Eat the bread.
06:20It has become white.
06:21Eat the rice.
06:26My golden son.
06:27You look like Rakesh Roshan.
06:29Rakesh Roshan.
06:30Stop it, grandma.
06:31Stop it, sister.
06:33Stop it, sister.
06:34Stop it.
06:39I am seeing for the first time in New York.
06:41I had seen once in Bombay.
06:42What, sister?
06:43BST bus.
06:45Here.
06:46Your blind date has come.
06:47I will get it.
06:48Rohit has come.
06:49Wait.
06:50I want to see.
06:51Grandma.
06:52I want to see.
06:57Hello.
06:58Wrong house.
06:59Hello.
07:00You?
07:01Yes, me.
07:02Bureau sir?
07:03Yes.
07:04But I had written Sardar in the form.
07:05But I had written Jamal in the form.
07:07It's not me.
07:08It's my granddaughter.
07:09Confusion.
07:11Oh.
07:12Sweetu.
07:14He is here.
07:15Sweetu?
07:17You call him Sweetu at home.
07:19Cute.
07:22Come on.
07:24Sweetu.
07:25Guru.
07:26Yes.
07:27Bye, Guru.
07:28No.
07:29My name is Guru.
07:32Come.
07:33Mrs. Kapoor.
07:36Mrs. Kapoor.
07:38Mrs.
07:40Mrs. Kapoor.
07:46Music.
07:52You look like Sweetu's sister.
07:56I am Sweetu's sister.
07:58Silly boy.
08:00Of course.
08:01What?
08:02What?
08:06Naughty.
08:07You didn't tell us.
08:08Rohit is so handsome.
08:09So handsome?
08:10You are Rohit?
08:11Who are you calling Rohit?
08:12Who is Rohit?
08:13Why are you calling him Rohit?
08:14It's his name.
08:15Guru.
08:16Guru.
08:17Guru.
08:18Start.
08:20Guru?
08:21Who Guru?
08:23You Guru.
08:24Who Guru?
08:25Okay, leave it.
08:26Tell me.
08:27Where do you stay?
08:28If you ask me to stay, I stay in Jackson Heights.
08:30First, I had a den in Mumbai.
08:31After that, I went straight to Mumbai.
08:32I entered the U.S.
08:33What did I say?
08:34What did you say?
08:35Absolutely fit.
08:36Will you eat chicken?
08:37Naina has cooked it.
08:38Here are the glasses.
08:42Who is in the car?
08:43Car?
08:44Home.
08:45If you say home,
08:46it's me, mummy and master.
08:47Master is father.
08:48Master is dog.
08:49Don't call father like that.
08:52Long nose.
08:55Ouch.
08:56Teeth.
08:58Okay, tell me.
09:00What do you do?
09:01Video pirate.
09:02Pilot?
09:03Hey, piracy.
09:04Long live video piracy.
09:05You mean theft.
09:06Hey, glasses.
09:07We won't say piracy.
09:08Cut it.
09:09Son, aren't you afraid?
09:11What's there to be afraid of?
09:12We are brothers.
09:13How many brothers?
09:14Four.
09:15One flew away.
09:16Flew away?
09:17That too a pilot?
09:18What do you mean?
09:19Oh, poor guy.
09:20Sorry.
09:21It's okay.
09:22What happened?
09:24Mummy, papa.
09:25Papa.
09:26They went to Connecticut.
09:27Connecticut.
09:28And I went to Manhattan.
09:29Manhattan.
09:30You talk too much.
09:31Look into my eyes.
09:33What do you see?
09:35Bathroom.
09:36Bathroom?
09:37Bathroom is there.
09:38Where?
09:39There.
09:40It's okay.
09:42It's okay, Roy.
09:43It's okay.
09:44Everything will be fine.
09:46Mummy is a little crazy.
09:47But everything will be fine.
09:50Hello.
09:51Hello.
09:55Why are you screaming?
09:57Yes.
10:01Hey, mummy.
10:02What?
10:03What mummy?
10:05What?
10:10Who are you?
10:11Who are you?
10:12You are mine.
10:13No, ma'am.
10:14I came to the wrong house.
10:15I came to meet Naina.
10:16Look, I'm going.
10:17Please.
10:18I'll take you.
10:19No, please.
10:20Don't go.
10:21Don't go.
10:22Now you go.
10:23And yes, if you want a DVD, come to my shop.
10:24I'm coming.
10:25Don't go.
10:26Please.
10:27Please.
10:28Don't go.
10:29Please.
10:30For God's sake, let me go.
10:31Don't go.
10:32Ouch.
10:33Stop it.
10:34I'm sorry.
10:35I'm not understanding.
10:36Hey, you.
10:37It's okay.
10:38I'm going.
10:39He's making a mess.
10:40Taxi.
10:41Ruhi.
10:42I'll call you later.
10:43I will call you also later.
10:44Kapoor 29.
10:45Run.
10:46Run.
10:47Run.
10:48You don't want to go there.
10:49Go, go, go.
10:50Get out of my house.
10:51Listen.
10:55I don't believe this.
10:57Do you find it funny?
10:58Normal people find it funny in such situations.
11:00What do you mean?
11:01What are you trying to say?
11:02I'm not normal.
11:04If you're normal, then I'm Sridevi.
11:08Well, according to me, you're not normal.
11:10You've been behaving as if you've known us for years.
11:12Not years, centuries.
11:14I feel like we've known each other for generations.
11:16Look, you're our neighbor, so behave like a neighbor.
11:19Okay, ding dong.
11:20Open the door.
11:21Excuse me, can I get half a cup of milk?
11:22What are you doing?
11:23You said I'm your neighbor, so behave like a neighbor.
11:25Can I get half a cup of milk?
11:27Haha, so funny.
11:28I know.
11:29Look, go knock on someone else's door with your happy-go-lucky nature.
11:33Okay.
11:34Because we are genuinely not interested.
11:36And I'm warning you...
11:37Shh!
11:38What happened?
11:39What's your problem?
11:40Problem?
11:41Yes.
11:42Why do you think the world's burden is on your weak shoulders?
11:45Who are you?
11:46Shh!
11:47Don't judge me.
11:50What's the point of praying to God,
11:52when you don't know how to value His life?
11:54Excuse me.
11:55What do you know about my life?
11:57Not much.
11:58But I know that you have less than you think.
12:01But if you look at it from someone else's perspective,
12:03you have a lot.
12:05I have to listen to a lecture.
12:06Yes, listen, live, be happy, smile.
12:08Who knows?
12:09Maybe tomorrow.
12:10Oh, wow.
12:12What a thought, right?
12:13Maybe tomorrow.
12:14Oh, I'm too good.
12:16Anyway, let's do this.
12:17I'll teach you how to smile.
12:18It's a simple three-part process.
12:19One, two, three.
12:22Try it.
12:23One, two, three.
12:25Try it.
12:26One, two, three.
12:28Don't touch me.
12:29Oh, God.
12:30She forgot how to smile.
12:31But don't worry.
12:32Keep practicing.
12:33You'll learn how to smile.
12:34Okay?
12:35You know, you.
12:36Your problem is, you think that you're just...
12:37I know I'm very sexy.
12:41But you're not my type.
12:43I'm sorry.
12:44For now,
12:47practice.
12:48Forget it.
12:49Sorry.
12:50One more time.
12:51I kept thinking all night.
12:53Was that idiotic Aman's story true?
12:56Did I really forget how to smile?
13:00Of course, you smile.
13:01The last time you smiled was when...
13:05Now she'll smile behind the wedding canopy.
13:09Whenever she was with her dad,
13:12she'd smile.
13:14She'll smile when her brother calls.
13:19What a beautiful smile.
13:21Whose?
13:23Priya's.
13:24Whose else?
13:27The wedding photo.
13:29Where did you get it?
13:30It was in your file.
13:33I spoke to Priya this morning.
13:35She said you were going to meet her today.
13:40Actually, I was on my way.
13:42Can I come with you?
13:45What are you doing there?
13:48Besides, I want to talk to Priya in private.
13:53Aren't you scared?