The Wiggles Wigglehouse Segment: Funny Greg (1998)
Season 1 (1997-1998)
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00:00So Doctor, how bad is it?
00:13The patient is resting.
00:14He will eventually make a full recovery.
00:17Great!
00:18But he needs special care.
00:22What exactly is wrong with Greg, Doc?
00:25The patient has lost his sense of humour.
00:33Maybe he left it around here somewhere.
00:34Let's have a look for it.
00:35Wiggles!
00:36What does it look like anyway?
00:37I don't know, Jeff, but I bet it's a funny looking thing.
00:44Please, you will not find any sense of humour here.
00:47It is not like Greg has lost a toy or something.
00:50It means he has forgotten how to smile and be happy.
00:54Yes?
00:55Yes!
00:56Yes!
00:57But what can we do for Greg, Doc?
00:59I think you will find that laughter is the best medicine.
01:03Gee, no sense of humour.
01:10No wonder Greg looks so miserable.
01:12I'd hate not to be able to laugh.
01:14Me too.
01:15Me three.
01:16We're going to have to think of something to fix this.
01:19Hi, Greg.
01:22Greg, we've prepared a nice comfortable place for you over here by the very, very funny
01:27clock.
01:28Yep, sure is a funny clock.
01:32Hey, Greg, the doctor said you're going to be alright.
01:40Anthony, what are you doing?
01:42Me?
01:43Nothing, Greg, nothing.
01:44Not funny, Anthony.
01:45What are you two doing?
01:46Can't you see?
01:47I'm sick.
01:48This is going to be really tough, guys.
01:52How about?
01:53Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle.
02:01Tickling won't work, nothing seems to work.
02:03I can't even giggle, I don't know what to do.
02:06Don't worry, Greg.
02:07We'll think of something.
02:08Hey Greg, why do birds fly south on the winter?
02:13I don't know, why?
02:15I don't know, why?
02:16Because it's too far to walk!
02:18Ha ha ha!
02:19What happened to the banana that sat in the sun for too long?
02:22I don't know!
02:23What happened to the banana that sat in the sun for too long?
02:26It started to peel! Ha ha ha!
02:29I've got one!
02:30What do cows do for fun?
02:32Huh? What do they do?
02:34They go to the movies!
02:37Here's one!
02:38What did the tyre say to the hot road?
02:40What did the tyre say to the hot road?
02:43Ouchie pouchie diddly douchie!
02:45Ha ha ha!
02:46Ouchie pouchie diddly d...
02:48Anywho...
02:50Hey, look at me!
02:56Look, Wiggles, I'm really glad you're trying to make me laugh,
02:59but there's nothing we can do about it.
03:02I've lost my sense of humour.
03:04Forever.
03:06Hey, Greg, you've got to be able to laugh at funny things!
03:11Not funny, Murray.
03:13Looks like we can't help you unless you help yourself.
03:17How about...
03:19You make a really big effort to at least smile!
03:24Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I don't feel too happy,
03:27then I think about the good things, like my friends and food,
03:31and I can't help but smile!
03:36I know you're right, Anthony.
03:39OK, I'll give it a shot.
03:41Come on, Greg, come on.
03:51I can't do it.
03:53I think I'm all laughed out.
03:56What if we all did a really big smile?
03:59Maybe that'd transfer smiling power to you.
04:02What do you think? Let's all do our best smiles!
04:07That's great! Is it working?
04:09I don't think so!
04:12Will the Wiggles make Greg laugh?
04:15Can they hold their smiles much longer?
04:18What will they think of next?
04:22Can we stop now? This is starting to hurt my face!
04:27Thanks for trying, everyone, but it's just no good.
04:31Come on, Greg, let's not give up that easily!
04:35How do you turn soup into gold?
04:37I don't know!
04:38You add 14 carrots!
04:41Knock, knock!
04:42Who's there?
04:43Museum!
04:44Museum who?
04:45Now, Museum, now you're done!
04:48Oh, bloody, the Wiggles are having so much fun!
04:50I'm going to play a trick on them!
05:05That's so funny!
05:06What are you laughing at, Greg?
05:08Oh, nothing, Jeff, nothing!
05:13Dorothy!
05:14Hi!
05:15She sure got you, Jeff!
05:17What? Who? He's laughing!
05:19What? Who? I am! I'm laughing!
05:22This is great! Greg's got his sense of humour back!
05:25Doctor! Doctor! You're just in time!
05:28Greg has made a remarkable recovery!
05:30Dorothy here started to play a trick on the Wiggles
05:34and now Greg's got his sense of humour back, he's laughing!
05:36Oh, this is very good!
05:37Gee, thanks, Doc! I can laugh again!
05:39Don't mention it!
05:40Put her there!
05:43Hey, Doc, speaking of jokes, why did the boy take a ladder to school?
05:47He wanted to go to high school!
05:49What did one volcano say to another?
05:51I lava you!
05:53Hey, I've got a million options, Doc, come over here!
05:55Back to normal!
05:57Anyway, you want to see something really, really funny?
05:59Watch, I'll stand on my hands, you ready?
06:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:06Phew!