Funnybones - The Pet Shop (1992)
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00:30This is how the story begins.
00:45In a dark, dark town, there was a dark, dark street.
00:48In the dark, dark street, there was a dark, dark house.
00:51In the dark, dark house, there were dark, dark stairs.
00:54Down the dark, dark stairs, there was a dark, dark cellar.
00:57In the dark, dark cellar, some skeletons lived.
01:00There was a big skeleton, a little skeleton, and a dog skeleton.
01:12In a dark, dark street, there is a dark, dark house.
01:18Behind the dark, dark house, there is a dark, dark garden.
01:23Woof! And a very noisy dog.
01:27Woof!
01:29Snoring.
01:31Woof, woof, woof!
01:33Not again!
01:35Go away, dog!
01:37Woof, woof!
01:39Sigh.
01:44I'm fed up with dog!
01:47Me too.
01:49All he does is dig holes.
01:51And bark.
01:53I know! Let's go to the pet shop and swap him.
01:58Good idea.
02:09Hello, little. Hello, big.
02:12Hello, Mr. Bonehead.
02:14We want to swap dog for another pet.
02:17Oh, you do, do you?
02:20Let's see what there is.
02:22Oh, and just the thing.
02:24A goldfish.
02:29Perfect.
02:31Right. Now we have a nice, quiet goldfish.
02:35What shall we call it?
02:37How about Finny?
02:39Oh, that's good.
02:41Roll over, Finny.
02:43Sit, Finny. Sit.
02:47I'm fed up with this goldfish.
02:49Me too.
02:51All he does is blow bubbles and swim.
02:53Let's swap it for another pet.
02:55Good idea.
03:03We want to swap this fish for another pet, please.
03:06Oh, you do, do you?
03:08Me! Me! Me!
03:11How about this parrot?
03:13How about it? How about it?
03:15Perfect.
03:17Pretty, Polly. Pretty, Polly.
03:19Here's your new home.
03:21It's a dump.
03:23I beg your pardon?
03:25Smelly socks.
03:27What?
03:28Big bottom.
03:30I'm fed up with this parrot.
03:32Me too.
03:34Novelinis.
03:36Beanpole.
03:38We want to swap this parrot for another pet.
03:41How about
03:43a hippopotamus?
03:45Too big.
03:47What?
03:49I know.
03:51How about
03:53this
03:55rabbit?
03:57Perfect.
03:59Now we have a nice
04:01quiet rabbit for a pet.
04:03What should we call him?
04:05How about
04:07Mr. Hoppy?
04:09Good idea.
04:11Hello, Mr. Hoppy.
04:15Oh, no!
04:17He's not a he.
04:19He's a she.
04:21This is Mr. Hoppy.
04:23I'm fed up
04:25with these rabbits.
04:27And these.
04:31I'm fed up.
04:33I'm fed up.
04:35Just a minute.
04:37I've got
04:39the perfect pet
04:41for you.
04:43But
04:45don't open it
04:47until you get home.
04:49Now you have
04:51the perfect pet.
04:53I wonder what it is.
04:55Dog!
04:57You may dig holes
04:59and you
05:01may be noisy
05:03but
05:05you are the perfect pet
05:07in a dark, dark
05:09town, in a dark, dark
05:12house, in a dark, dark
05:14cellar. A big skeleton,
05:16a little skeleton
05:18and a noisy dog skeleton
05:20are back together at last.
05:22Woof!
05:41Woof!