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00:00THE NEXT DAY
00:03Oh my god, he's the most unsympathetic and self-absorbed person I've ever met.
00:09I would have never touched him.
00:11I shouldn't have, to be honest.
00:13Yeah, you don't give a shit.
00:18God damn it!
00:20You should have seen him at William's party.
00:22He was so jealous.
00:30THE NEXT DAY
00:34Oh my god.
00:36Look at this.
00:38It looks very good.
00:40You think it looks good? It's hideous.
00:42Can you picture a girl in this?
00:44Maybe in Syria, but in Norway?
00:46No, it's like...
00:48Hey!
00:50Welcome back, Nora!
00:52I didn't know you would come back this afternoon.
00:56This is Lito.
00:59This is Lito.
01:01Hello.
01:03My name is Lito.
01:05We're just going through some of your clothes,
01:07to see if there's anything you don't need.
01:11Like this, for example.
01:15What are you doing?
01:17You can't just take my clothes without asking me first.
01:21I'm sorry, are we imposing?
01:23No, no, no, don't be silly.
01:25She never uses clothes like this.
01:28We're just going through your clothes.
01:30As I said, because...
01:32As you know, there's a big crisis in Syria right now.
01:36And there's a lot of Syrian refugees that need your help.
01:42So I was just thinking you could donate some.
01:48Okay.
01:50Yes, I guess, but...
01:52Maybe just not that tough, because...
01:56Oh, no, no, no, of course not.
01:58Yeah, it has meaning to me, so...
02:02What meaning?
02:04It's from when I lived in Madrid.
02:11He's handsome, though.
02:13I don't think he is.
02:16Eskil, what are you doing?
02:18You can't just give away my clothes to a Syrian refugee
02:23just to check him out.
02:25He's not a Syrian refugee.
02:27He studies in Norway.
02:29His father is a Turkish ambassador.
02:34He's also getting full-time permission from the university
02:39because he's going to help refugees full-time.
02:44Sexy?
02:46Sexy? There's nothing sexy about the refugee crisis.
02:50It's fucking serious.
02:52It's fucking serious.
02:54And you're just like,
02:55Oh, no, no, not at all. It has meaning to me.
02:58Look, here you are.
03:00A weekend.
03:01The little princess is up.
03:03Very good.
03:04Tennis racket.
03:05We have CD players.
03:06Rubik's cube.
03:08A lot of hot girls in jogging pants.
03:11I don't know how that happened.
03:13Thank you so much, Lin.
03:16You know what, Nora?
03:17I think you're a little...
03:19I think you're a little crazy right now.
03:21No, I mean...
03:22I think a lot of people need this more than you do.
03:25I'm not crazy.
03:27I care a lot about the refugee crisis.
03:30It's not that.
03:31You can't just come into my room and...
03:37Is everything good?
03:39Yes.
03:41Yeah, it's all good.
03:43Everything's fine?
03:45Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
03:47She loves this top.
03:49So...
03:54Yeah, but I mean, we've got a lot of clothes and stuff, don't we?
03:58No, it's...
03:59Yeah.
04:00If I take this and this, you can take this.
04:06I'll take the shorts, Nora.
04:08You need them.
04:10Nora, don't be so mean.
04:14People are thirsty.
04:19Okay.
04:35I love these shirts with pockets.
04:38With pockets, yeah.
04:39It's so cool.
04:40But it's starting to sag when you put your phone in it,
04:43because it's so heavy now.
04:45But it's ugly.
04:47Nothing is ugly, but it looks a bit like...
04:52A bit like...
04:53Bye bye.
04:57Oh, that's nice.
04:58Yeah, but I don't use it.
05:00And I can't walk around in it, because I have to put make-up on.
05:03Right? When I'm eating.
05:05Yeah.
05:06I can't wear it.
05:07I think I can give it to you.
05:08We should have used that one.
05:10I know.
05:11Do you want it?
05:13No, we have to give it.
05:15Yeah, because they need it more than I do.
05:17Yeah, just throw it on when we show that we care.
05:20I care.
05:21But Eskild, you know...
05:24Yeah?
05:25He says that I don't care.
05:28What?
05:29I care about the refugee crisis.
05:34It's him who doesn't care.
05:38He's just trying to show that he's an elitist.
05:43He's over-confident that he's gay.
05:46But he's not.
05:50I don't understand why everyone who's gay,
05:54just assumes that everyone else is gay.
05:58What's wrong with that?
06:01Have you heard that there's a break between Isak and Sarah?
06:07No.
06:09I think it's her who's breaking up.
06:18Oh!
06:19It's Jonas!
06:21But I can't give it away.
06:23I have to give it back to him.
06:25I have to, right?
06:27He's not that nice, but...
06:30Have you talked to Jonas since we got here?
06:36No.
06:38I've tried, but I feel like he's trying to avoid me.
06:46Why?
06:47Yeah.
06:48I think he's just a bit embarrassed about what happened at William's party before Easter.
06:54But if he still has feelings for me,
06:58then we have to talk about it.
07:00Because I don't want us to be friends.
07:02I don't want them to get in my way.
07:05I think it's important that you talk to each other.
07:11Yeah, I'll do that.
07:13He can't avoid me when we're at school.
07:19How are you and William doing?
07:25It's nothing between me and William.
07:30No, I know. I'm just kidding.
07:35Of course I know it's nothing between us.
07:37William would have had the same wedding if it was.
07:42I've never seen anyone so obsessed with another person before.
07:46Have you?
07:49No.
07:52Do you think he's going to pay for the hook-up?
07:58What hook-up?
08:00Haven't you seen the Penetrator thing?
08:04They're doing a collection.
08:06Haven't you seen it?
08:08No.
08:09Are you kidding?
08:10Okay, I have to go.
08:12It's crazy.
08:15It's crazy.
08:24This Easter, they trashed a cabin on Trysil.
08:30And they got a bill of 340,000 NOK.
08:34It's crazy.
08:36So now they're doing a collection.
08:40What do you think?
08:42Some help the Penetrators.
08:44They're selling geese.
08:46And they have an auction for the hook-up.
08:49I think the hook-up with William starts at 1,000 NOK.
08:52It's crazy.
08:54And they're having a charity party on Friday.
09:02This is prostitution.
09:06I don't know if they want to pay for the hook-up.
09:36I don't know if they want to pay for the hook-up.
09:58William!
10:01It's so nice to see you.
10:05Have you missed me?
10:07No.
10:09Did you miss me at all?
10:11Not at all.
10:14Have you had a nice Easter?
10:17Yes.
10:18Have you?
10:21Good, yes.
10:22A bit expensive, yes.
10:25I saw your event on Facebook.
10:28Charming things, right?
10:31You have to come.
10:32No.
10:33Why not?
10:36Because it's the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.
10:41A hook-up.
10:44Seriously.
10:47You know, it's illegal.
10:50It's prostitution.
10:55Are you jealous?
10:59No.
11:00Because I'm going to hook up with someone else.
11:03That's why you're so grumpy.
11:05I'm not grumpy.
11:07And I'm definitely not jealous.
11:11I just think that your whole event is really stupid.
11:16I mean, Europe is in a state of emergency.
11:2012 million people are on the run.
11:25I mean, people are dying of hunger here.
11:29What's that got to do with it?
11:31It's got everything to do with it.
11:33You just trash a cabin for 300,000,
11:38while the world is starving.
11:43But I don't get it.
11:56People are willing to pay so much for a hook-up.
11:59But how much should you go up to?
12:02Like, 10,000 kroner for a hook-up?
12:05No.
12:06What if it ends up on Vlam?
12:08People who do it are stupid.
12:10It's crazy.
12:12You have to pay a lot for it, you know?
12:14Yeah, but okay.
12:15So it's a hook-up.
12:16That's the thing.
12:17And it's limited space.
12:20You have to pay for it.
12:22But they're making a big effort.
12:24They care about both...
12:28Hello!
12:29Hi!
12:30But it's crazy that they can't do it.
12:33They won't be able to do it.
12:35What about the food?
12:38It's so much.
12:39300,000 kroner.
12:40I don't get it.
12:43Ask the Norwegians, Wille.
12:45We were just talking about helping the pensioners in Solidaritet.
12:50They can use some of the money from our bus budget to give it to their bus.
12:55It's a good bus moral.
12:57But it's a bit late to give away the money.
13:00So we've been discussing if we should participate in the hook-up.
13:04It's a good cause.
13:07Wille, what kind of world are you living in?
13:12You know that millions of refugees are starving.
13:18And you think this is a good cause?
13:22You think we should give the money to a bunch of assholes
13:27who have just drunk their asses off and trashed a whole cabin?
13:34You always have to be very uptight.
13:37You can try to be a little humorous.
13:40It's a social event that gathers the whole school.
13:44It's fun, and it helps the refugees more
13:47than just sitting at home being sad for them.
13:51Wille, if you had just used half of the energy you use to think about Wille
13:57on the refugees instead,
14:00we might have helped a little.
14:08No hook-up?
14:10No, Wille.
14:13What about the party?
14:15Of course we're going to the party.
14:18Are you serious?
14:20Come on, Nora.
14:23Even Sana thinks it's fun.
14:26I think she knows more about being a refugee than you do, Nora.
14:32How do I know more about being a refugee?
14:35I was born in Norway.
14:38You know what I mean. You're from a different culture.
14:42No, I'm from the same culture as you.
14:46But you're a Muslim.
14:49Yes.
14:51Muslims are a different culture.
14:54Islam is a religion, Einstein.
14:59What's going on here today? Is it a day for fun?
15:03Why is everyone laughing at me?
15:06Have you ever thought about how much of my soul and heart I put into this project?
15:12And it's not to become popular.
15:15It's to be with you.
15:17It's what you love.
15:21Can't you just try to give back a little?
15:25I'll give you everything.
15:28Everything.
15:31All right.
15:33Let's go to that party.
15:35Okay.
15:39And no hook-up?
15:42No, Wille.
15:46I mean...
15:48Do you want to pay to hook up with Wille?
15:54Yes.
15:58You know, it's illegal. It's prostitution.
16:05It's not prostitution if there's no sex.
16:08It's hook-up. Sex can only be hook-up.
16:13Everyone knows that.
16:15Who thinks that sex and hook-up are the same thing?
16:19When I say, I hooked up with someone this weekend, you know I didn't have sex.
16:24I just hooked up.
16:26Yes, it was hook-up.
16:28Hook-up, right?
16:29Yes.
16:30There's nothing more than that.
16:32No, you still pay for it.
16:34Yes, but it's a bit like buying something you want.
16:38It's not prostitution.
16:41You want sex, you buy it. It's still prostitution if you buy it.
16:45You buy... Yes, you want sex, but you have...
16:49Yes, we could have sex, but we're just going to hook up.
16:53Can't you just pay for it?
17:10I can see that. They care about the girls.
17:13They're not just fucking around.
17:19You know what?
17:22Why don't you call Jonas?
17:25Yes.
17:27I have to go. There's something I have to tell you.
17:31Yes?
17:33I had hoped that Jonas would have told you himself, but...
17:44Jonas and Isabel got together.
17:49They got together during Easter.
17:53They got together during Easter.
18:11Yes, I should have told you before, but...
18:15I thought it would be best for you to hear it from Jonas.
18:21But he never told you, so...
18:33What are you thinking?
18:38It's okay.
18:47Yes, yes.
18:51I'm allowed to be sad now.
18:54He's your ex-boyfriend.
18:57Yes, but I'm not sad.
19:00It's going well.
19:04I just think it's good that he has come so far.
19:08I don't want him to be here. We're just friends.
19:14Yes, that's good.
19:21Are you sure?
19:24Yes, I'm absolutely sure.
19:27It could be worse, you know.
19:50Jonas and Isabel got together during Easter.
19:53Jonas and Isabel got together during Easter.
20:18I think he's really in love with her.
20:23You can just see...
20:26The way she looks at him.
20:30The way she looks at him.
20:35She doesn't look at him, you know.
20:41And then...
20:43He's smiling.
20:45I mean, he's not smiling, but you can see it in his eyes.
20:52I don't know. He's so handsome.
20:57I can't say he's handsome.
20:59I think he's crazy.
21:02Do you think she's prettier than me?
21:05Huh?
21:07She is.
21:08She's a lot, a lot prettier than me.
21:11I was going to tell you. She's not prettier than you.
21:15I don't get it.
21:17He just...
21:18I don't know. He just doesn't say anything.
21:20He just promises to smile all the time.
21:23He's so...
21:24He's so in love with her.
21:26He has to...
21:27He has to smile all the time.
21:29We're going to announce the winner of this week's competition.
21:35Announce who?
21:37The girl who's going to date him has paid 3000 kroner.
21:51Who is it?
21:53The girl who's going to date him has paid 3000 kroner.
21:57Who is it?
22:20What's up?
22:27I have to talk with my friend.
22:32You've never seen me in a long time.
22:34What?
22:35You've never seen me in a long time.
22:39You know what?
22:41You're so cute.
22:45You're so cute.
22:46You know what?
22:47You're so cute.
22:48You're so cute.
22:49She's going to take a picture of herself.
22:53You're so cute.
22:59You're so cute.
23:00You're so cute.
23:01You're so cute.
23:02You're so cute.
23:03You're so cute.
23:04You're so cute.
23:10I'm just kidding.
23:13You're so cute.
23:14You're so cute.
23:16Don't you feel bad for me?
23:19What?
23:20I just want to be with you.
23:26I'm so happy that you like me.
23:34Yes, I do.
23:36But she's sitting there and kissing me.
23:40What's wrong with me?
23:41Sorry, she's really close to the bar.
23:43We have to go to the other side.
23:45I don't think that's an option.
23:49The one who has won...
23:53What are you saying?
23:54I don't hear what you're saying.
23:57I'm not coming to the side.
23:59I'm not coming to the side.
24:00Fylle, watch out for Eva.
24:04She's going to have water.
24:05Mila!
24:08She's going to have water.
24:11No, we're going to get some water.
24:13I don't feel like getting dressed.
24:15No, me neither.
24:18But...
24:19Hi!
24:22Would you like to get dressed with me?
24:25Huh?
24:26I don't feel like it.
24:33What are you doing?
24:36What is this...
24:38...kidnapping and fucking auctions thing?
24:43And you're as ugly as ever.
24:46I mean it.
24:48You've walked around and said you're kidding.
24:51I'm not kidding.
24:57You have to relax a little. Have some confidence in me.
25:00Confidence?
25:01How am I supposed to have confidence in you?
25:04You don't care about anyone else but yourself.
25:07Do I care?
25:0970% of the money goes to the girls.
25:11Yes, because I'm here.
25:14They don't care about us.
25:16They get the money.
25:18Yes, that's what you care about.
25:20About them.
25:22Not in real life.
25:27I care about you.
25:31In real life.
25:35No.
25:37You don't.
25:39If you had done that, you wouldn't have pressured me...
25:42...to come to this party in this way.
25:46But you don't have to be here if you want to.
25:49Yes, I have to be here.
25:51And how are the refugees supposed to get their money?
25:56The refugees get their money anyway.
25:59Just relax.
26:04Yes, but...
26:06Yes, I have to be here.
26:08I have to watch out for Eva.
26:10So she doesn't do anything stupid.
26:20What do you think about this?
26:25Yes, I think...
26:34Yes, I think...
26:41You have to spit.
26:43You have to spit.
26:45You can't spit in here.
26:47Aren't you tired of playing?
26:50I don't want to play.
26:54And pretend you don't like me.
26:58It's not a game.
27:00I don't pretend.
27:04I'm serious.
27:06It's not a game.
27:08I don't pretend.
27:11Do you like me?
27:17I don't like you.
27:26I don't know.
27:28I don't know.
27:34You don't like me.
27:36And I don't know.
27:38Sorry.
27:40It's gonna feel so good.
27:56I don't like you.
28:10I don't like you.
28:40I don't like you.
28:46You have no right to be mad at me.
28:56I'm not mad at you.
28:59I'm just trying to do what's right.
29:01But you don't give a shit.
29:03As long as you're willing to do it.
29:07Okay.
29:09Insane.
29:11Egotistic.
29:13And manipulative.
29:15And self-absorbed.
29:17And...
29:19Ignorant.
29:21That's why I don't like you.
29:26Is that all?
29:28No.
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