Billy the Cat - Ep. 1 - Billy Becomes a Cat 50p
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00:00Billy was a boy who liked to annoy any animals that he found.
00:07But things have changed since the rain, and his life has turned around.
00:16Billy the Cat, now he's got four feet.
00:19Billy the Cat, now he lives on the street.
00:22Billy the Cat, in trouble every day.
00:25Billy the Cat, not just another stray.
00:31Billy the Cat, can't even meow.
00:34Billy the Cat, cause he don't know how.
00:37Billy, the boy inside the cat.
00:46Now, jumbo to traffic control.
00:50Wide out, I repeat, wide...
00:53Out!
00:54Cancel last transmission control.
00:57Request permission to land.
00:59Touchdown...
01:01Spoilers up.
01:05Touchdown control.
01:29Beat it!
01:48Does that rock?
02:00Whoa!
02:03Whoa!
02:04It's a lot of fun being a cat, but sometimes I wish I was a boy again.
02:09It was so long ago, I hardly remember.
02:14Get it!
02:19After it!
02:29Hey, look, he's getting away! Come on, let's go!
02:40Just a minute!
02:43Hey, let go!
02:44Get off me!
02:46Will that be cash or charge?
03:00Yeah!
03:03Hey, come back! I'm better yet!
03:12What's all this commotion, Dandelion?
03:18Oh, that poor, frightened creature.
03:22You're right, my dear Dandelion.
03:25We must teach that boy a lesson.
03:30Gotcha!
03:31You want to go over the wall?
03:33It's a small step for a man, but it's a long way for a cat.
03:38Stop!
03:49You will pay for the way you behave.
03:53Yeah? Then you should pay for a new wardrobe.
03:56You wouldn't be so cruel if you knew what it was to live in an animal's skin.
04:03Hey, that sounds cool.
04:05Go ahead, big shot. Turn me into a powerful tiger.
04:09No school, stay up late at night, it'd be a blast.
04:13So be it.
04:16What the...
04:24Huh?
04:31Hey, what's going on?
04:33Hey, come back! I was only kidding!
04:37Whoa!
04:38Can't you take a joke?
04:40Okay.
04:42Time to turn me back.
04:44Hey, Rick! Joe!
04:46You'll never believe what's happened.
04:49Look at this weirdo.
04:51Let's get him!
05:01This cat can't meow to save his life.
05:04But who's talking about saving his life?
05:10Get him!
05:12I didn't get it. Why couldn't they understand?
05:17Yeah, come back here!
05:20Come on, come on!
05:22How could they do this to me?
05:25Here, kitty, kitty. Come here, nice little kitty.
05:36I couldn't believe it.
05:38There I was, a boy in the skin of a cat.
05:42I thought I must be dreaming.
05:44Wake up! Wake up!
05:48But it wasn't a dream.
05:53Billy! Billy! Billy!
05:59Billy!
06:00Joe, have you seen Billy?
06:02He was here earlier, but we lost him.
06:05Oh, I mean, we got held up.
06:08Yeah, helping an old lady across the road.
06:12Helping her.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Well, if you see him, will you please tell him to come home?
06:17He's not usually late for lunch.
06:19Well, dandelion, it seems we have upset the balance of nature.
06:25Not to mention the mother of that wicked boy.
06:28That poor woman deserves a kinder, more obedient son.
06:33Someone like you.
06:37There's only one thing for it.
06:41Dandelion, how would you like to become a boy?
06:48I was cold, I was wet, I was worried.
06:53I didn't want to be a cat.
07:07You woke me from my afternoon nap.
07:12Bozo, you have any idea how much I like my beauty sleep?
07:18With a mug like that, you should get more of it.
07:21Oops.
07:27I get my paws on you, fuzzball! You're a dinner!
07:37Grrrr!
07:45Interesting.
07:46When an irresistible force meets an immovable object,
07:50it appears something's got to give, something's got to give,
07:53something's got to give.
08:06Wow, that was close.
08:28Whoa!
08:30And what is that?
08:33Oh, no!
08:51Surprise, surprise!
08:56It seems our young stranger has a talent for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
09:04Ah!
09:06Whoa!
09:08Whoa!
09:09Whoa!
09:10Whoa!
09:32Come on out, fur brain!
09:35Haven't you heard?
09:37In this world, it's dog eat cat!
09:47Oh, no!
09:59Whoa!
10:06Whoa!
10:28If I ever get out of this, I promise to wash behind my ears and eat my greens.
10:32Whoa!
10:35Whoa!
10:41Ah!
10:48Saved by a whisker, young friend.
10:51Thanks.
10:52Who are you?
10:53I, sir, am Mr. Hubert.
10:56But you can call me what my friends call me.
10:59What's that?
11:00Mr. Hubert.
11:02And who are you?
11:03Billy.
11:04Follow me, Billy.
11:10I hope you're hungry, Billy.
11:12Wonderful, wonderful!
11:14Billy, come join me for this treat.
11:18Look at this, Billy.
11:20Yuck!
11:21You're not gonna eat that, are you?
11:24Yes, indeed.
11:25With relish.
11:27I wouldn't even eat that with ketchup.
11:31This is most delicious, Billy.
11:34Here.
11:36I can't eat that.
11:38Why ever not?
11:40You see, Mr. Hubert, I'm not really a cat.
11:44I'm a boy.
11:45I knew it.
11:46The moment I saw you, I said, that is a boy.
11:50When I was young, I fancied I was a carrier pigeon.
11:54Imagine that.
11:55Been flying cat food.
12:02Here, Billy, you will find the finest food in town.
12:17Come on, Billy.
12:24Here, pussy, pussy.
12:29What's it to be, Billy?
12:31Roast beef?
12:32Tandoori chicken masala?
12:38Trifle!
12:39My favorite!
12:41A cat who likes trifle.
12:44Unbelievable.
12:55My home, Billy.
12:57A 54 Cadillac Eldorado, series 75.
13:00Can you smell the scented oils of Motor City Mechanisms?
13:04You live in a car?
13:06A car?
13:07It is a temple, a palace, a pavilion of upholstered pleasure
13:12with the most magnificent view in the city.
13:15Prepare yourself to see upholstery that will take your breath away.
13:21What?
13:27You feathered felon!
13:29This is private property!
13:31Mayday! Mayday!
13:34Don't eat him, Mr. Hubert, please.
13:37You'll get feathers all over your apartment.
13:40Thank you, my little friend.
13:42You will go down in aviation history.
13:47Quick thinking, Billy.
13:48One should never eat messy snacks in a classic automobile.
13:54It's getting late.
13:55I ought to go home now.
13:56But I haven't even shown you the gear shift yet,
13:59or the overhead cams, or the spark plugs.
14:02I've got to go.
14:03I'm sorry, Billy.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:05I'm sorry.
14:06I'm sorry.
14:07I'm sorry.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:09Or the relay irons, or the spark plugs, or...
14:12Please!
14:13Some other time, perhaps.
14:16Well, goodbye.
14:19But I don't know where I am.
14:21Don't be foolish.
14:22You're a cat.
14:23Just follow you nose.
14:25Please help me, Mr. Hubert.
14:27Please!
14:28Well, it's most obvious I won't get any rest until you're gone.
14:31Thank you, Mr. Hubert.
14:33Well, now, describe your neighborhood.
14:39There you are! You know, I have been looking for you everywhere.
14:51How far is it now? Don't be impatient, Billy. Relax. Enjoy the
14:57sparkling vista. Ah, isn't it beautiful? A cat's-eye view of
15:05the world! Humans never left their eyes from the street. They miss all of this.
15:11It's... it's brilliant. But I have to get home.
15:17Point it out to me, Billy, and we shall go there forthwith.
15:25There it is! There! Not bad, Billy. You could do worse. Much worse.
15:32Looks warm and well-provisioned. So come on. We'll get something to eat.
15:37My thoughts exactly. Let's continue. Are you sure this is your home?
15:48Yeah, of course. Come on. I can hardly believe it. Perhaps, Billy, I should
15:54leave you here. Thanks, Mr. Hubert. For everything.
15:58Goodbye, my friend. And good luck. For a cat, Mr. Hubert, you're a real
16:03gentleman. So there I was, home at last. But how was I going to get in?
16:11I couldn't even reach the doorbell. What's that?
16:17What a sweet little cat!
16:22Mr. Hubert, your nose does not deceive you. That smell can only mean one thing.
16:28Dog. And no cat in his right mind lives in a house with a dog.
16:38There's a good pussy.
16:42There's a good pussy.
16:46Hey, put me down!
16:49Now be very, very quiet. We don't want Mom to see you.
16:54What are we going to do, Brian? I've never known Billy to be this affectionate before.
16:59And obedient. He's been drinking all his milk. It's scary.
17:11Marie, where are you going?
17:13It was then that the truth dawned on me. I hadn't just been changed into a cat.
17:18I'd swapped places with one.
17:28Marie, what do you got there?
17:31Just something I found.
17:34Show me what it is this instant.
17:38Oh, I... I... I... I might have known.
17:43Oh, can't I keep it?
17:47Now, Marie, you know your mother's allergic to cats. Take it away, quick!
17:51Poor pussy. Come and have a bowl of milk.
17:58There you are. A lovely bowl of milk.
18:01Go on, drink it up like a good pussy.
18:04I don't like milk. I never have, and I never will.
18:08Drink up your milk, punk. Every cat deserves a last meal.
18:14But, Sausage, it's me, Billy.
18:17Now I've heard it all. A cat with delusions.
18:21Hey, don't worry, furball. I'll soon put you out of your misery.
18:25Damn! Stop, Sausage!
18:56Whoa! Ride him, Billy! Yahoo!
19:11Where'd the cat go?
19:19There he is! Little pet.
19:26Help!
19:31Come here, you stupid cat!
19:34Get back here! I want to be with you!
19:37Get back!
19:39Ah, what it is to be welcomed home.
19:42Get it out of here! Get it out of here!
19:45Hurry! Get away!
19:48Uncouchable!
19:54I'll be back.
19:57I'm going to call the proper authorities.
19:59But, Daddy, he's just...
20:02Don't argue.
20:04Yes, sir.
20:09On your feet!
20:13You, sir, have the intelligence of a fire hydrant.
20:23What agility! Run, Billy!
20:30And now, a real test of athleticism.
20:36Get it! There he goes!
20:43Mr. Hubert! Mr. Hubert!
20:46If you could see your way clear to let me go,
20:49it would be my pleasure to introduce you
20:52to the finest dining the city has to offer.
20:59You'll really dig your next home.
21:02You, sir, are a scoundrel, and...
21:05Hey, Sausage, you dumb mutt,
21:07we're not going to let you go.
21:09You're a scoundrel, and...
21:11Hey, Sausage, you dumb mutt,
21:13want to come out and play?
21:23I always thought Sausage was smarter than that.
21:30It's no use, Billy.
21:33Nah, it's a snap.
21:35This is one of my old school locks.
21:3815... 10...
21:40What was it?
21:453... 26...
21:47No, that's not it!
21:51You've come to take the cat?
21:54What was that number?
21:56Something to do with...
21:58with my birthday! That's it! My birthday!
22:04Remarkable, Billy!
22:08Let's move!
22:39Yeah, all right, we did it!
22:47You know, Mr. Hubert,
22:49I think I could get to like being a cat.
22:51You're quite a cat, Billy.
22:53You saved my life.
22:55Oh, it's a fine life, Billy.
22:57Fresh air, fine living,
23:00and wide open spaces.
23:02Oh, to be a fur-covered quadruped
23:05now that April's here.
23:07Doesn't it make you proud to belong to the cat family, Billy?
23:10Just think, we're brothers to the tawny mane king of the jungle,
23:14the tiger, tiger-burning bright,
23:16the fleet-footed cheetah...
23:18Billy? Billy, are you listening?
23:31Billy? Billy?
23:37Billy?
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